https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fwWS6Xo1go>*Saw Laughter*>Hello Geoff...>I wanna play a little game with you...>You see...Half Life 3 has been not announced, in well over a decade...>The gamers have spoken, and I...have listened...>In your pants, is a mechanical vice; wrapped around your BALLS Geoff.>In Three minutes...they will be crushed, much like the dreams of dying gamers; gone before HL3..>You only have one challenge to be free.>Reveal Half Life 3 to the world.>Or the Jewels shall be no more.>The Clock is ticking Geoffy...>*SAW LAUGHTER*
Jigsaw tried to get Gabe Newell but he was too fat to fit in the trap.
>mr.newell, your games have captivated the world>now, can you get to shore without capsizing this superyacht?>the clock is ticking