I want to play a game, /v/.
Spongebob Squarepants: Lights, Camera, Pants! is my recommendation
>Remember when you borrowed $5 from your friend and never gave it back?>In two minutes a piano will fall on your head.>Live or die Anon.
>>740388053There are lots of different ways to do so. Play has been a fundamental part of the human experience for thousands and thousands of years. You could start small by twirling your feminine penis between your delicate fingers
>>740388053Buy an Game Pass
>>740388241Will it be funny like in the Looney Tunes?
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>>740388053Who even cares about Saw anymore? The later movies were so fucking shit, even the executions were bad. And it's not like it ever had any good games
>>740388460>Remember that one time you premiered a game called Highguard at the end of one of your events?
>JigsawI prefer Mr. Puzzleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZzbxNoMjGM
GYAS
I was like "I'm so sorry Sawfags" when I saw the 3v1 multiplayer tagline at the end
why are there so many saw threads? what did i miss during the sgf
>>740388460I laughed at this part
>>740388460why does a game, and especially its stage art for a major event, need to depict someone's head crushed in a vicegenuinely, that shit is ghoulish
>>740388053It's called Your Turn to Die.
>>740388053B-but I only have a PS5!
>>740388650NERVE AGENT
>>740388720See >>740388460
I cant wait for that marxist faggot tobin bell to die, I hope he is mugged and beaten to death by the blackest niggers
>>740388460We need a good pasta from this.
>>740389620What’d he do?
>>740388460>let's play a game geoff>you have 2 hours to announce a good game or the room will fill with nerve gas
>>740388241should've paid that $5 back, bitch
>>740388053Am I the only one who looked at the trailer and immediately thought it was just a ripoff of the outlast trials?
>>740388550Its always been jewish torture porn slopThe brown resident samefagging schizo on /tv/ made me hate it all the more
>>740388550Apparently the last movie which came out in 23 was great.
>>740390226Without even looking it up, I'm gonna go on a whim and say they used CGI. Saw was at its peak when they used practical effects, all slasher movies go to shit when they start overusing CGI
Saw had such a strange quality arc.>Saw 1 is okay, but unique so it got popular>Saw 2 is a much better movie>Saw 3 is a bit worse but it does make for a nice trilogy>everything after that is absolute diarrhea>And then Saw X randomly comes out and is arguably the best movie in the franchise
>>740388053>oh cool, asym outlast trials but saw>but it's set during WW1 and has nothing to do with JiggieWhat's even the point?
>>740388460Hello, Geoff.Your final announcement at the last game awards was made out of pure greed. And a great disappoint to your loyal viewers. Now you must correct the balance that was thrown off keel. I have brought the game awards, your cash cow, to a questionable point of profitability in front of your corporate masters. If tonight's final premiere is not something of good note, then you will be renting out a cardboard box by this time tomorrow. There are only two paths you can take, of which only one will redeem you. 1.) Keep taking chinese yuan to line your pockets.2.) Announce a real video game. The future of gaming, and yours, is solely in your hands now, Geoff. Live or die. The choice. Is. Yours.
>>740390635I liked Saw 6 even though it didn't make much sense (basically none of the characters even had a chance to escape their traps). The main dude was probably the most entertaining Saw protagonist outside of Adam and Dr. Gordon
>>740388284Geoff, you must buy a game Pass PASS pass PaSS (pass) PASS pass PASs.
>>740388793Violence goodNudity badNow go fight in wars for your country
>>740388460>For decades you've advertised shitty games>Now I'm going to take a diarrhea dump all over your chest
>>740388053>1v3 asym game instead of a 1-4 player co-op game like outlast trialsboy i can't wait for the game to be dead after a month apart from the turbo sweats that play just to make the opposing team have 0 fun
>>740388460>He didn't have to play a game live on stage for the lives of everyone attending SGF.What a scam.
>>740388053>play a gameWe don't do that here.
>>740388550>Who even cares about Saw anymore?Tons of people, X was great. 3D and Spiral were really the only bad ones in the series and counting Spiral as a Saw movie is an insult to even the worst Saw movies. Jigsaw was whatever but it still had the spirit of the movies.
>>740388053No problem pal. Here you go, *dusts off OG phat Ps3 *, have fun.
>>740393542Oh, this franchise is fucked once Tobin Bell dies
>>740388053How about a Rubik's cube
Why does this game even exist? It's gonna be just a watered down baby version of Outlast Trials.
