>I want to feel your skin on mine.
>>740398826It's been 15 years anon, let it go.
Lae'zel ?My betrothed.Wenduag ?My beloved.Morrigan ?Impregnated.Nyrissa ?Pollinated.Ahnassi ?My special friend.Tali ?Contaminated.
>>740398826Slut!
>>740398826what does quarian skin feel like
>>740399838heaven
Apparently they smell like lavanda.
>>740399232>Showing bare skinEw. Censor that filth.
>>740398826Are they skinwalkers?
>>740401263the stubby useless toe gets me everytime. it's no wonder Tali wants the human D so badly, her species has EXTINCT stamped on their forehead
>>740402089humans don't need repopulation though
>>740400272Holy moly
>>740398826>No way, fag
>>740399331you forgot one...
>>740398826>dies of space AIDS
>>740399331Based beyond human comprehension.
>>740398826sorry, i'm already with miranda
>>740398826>Picking the aids faggot >When the geth were justified in exterminating them like the vermin they are
>>740400272holy hell an unseen tali art in the year of our lord 2026fortune and blessings for you, anon
>>740407059no I think she dies of common aids this time around. her immune system is terrible.
>>740398826talisex
If the next game doesn't feature Quarians it's simply a no buy for me.
>>740398826What did she mean by this
Holding hands with Tali.
>>740410380
>>740410380SHE WANTS TO SKIN SHEPARD ALIVE AND WEAR HIS SKIN
>>740410275It should be a no buy by default
>>740398826Fucking skinwalkers, man.
>>740407212
>>740410467
>>740408383
love talicherish taliprotect tali
>tali threadtali thread
>>740414098>hips to breed an army>can't touchhmmm
sex with tali
>>740414098Good morning,I love Tali
quarian women were made for anal mindbreaking by human men
Me? I love human girls! As long as they're clad head to toe in a perfect blend of tacticool and feminine armor, are always sporting a cool helmet with minimal to no expressive capabilities, a voice modulator that makes their voices sound cuter than usual and they NEVER EVER take it off!
colonize
>>740414361this is the absolute appeal of Tali thoughits why I hate when any kind of art/media reveals her face any more than the glowing eyes
>>740414801
OFFMODELSTUDIOS I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE MAKE NEW STUFF WITH TALIplease
>>740399838Clammy, with a thin film of slimy dead skin cells.
YOINK
I want to lick the soles of her feet
holy hellbest Tali thread in a long time
>>740414172The denial just makes it hotter for me.
>>740414172Mordin will fix this for me.
*smacks ass*
>>740414471is what the micro organisms in your body will yell the second you make skin contact with Tali.
The world needs more ME1 Tali.
>>740416085After her pilgrimage
I lost galloons of cum to tali but I've never played Mass Effect
>>740420207Played the trilogy four times, always romanced Tali.
>>740420296Is it good? I don't like sci-fi by default so Mass Effect never interested me despite the praise it gets on /v/
>>740398826On my most recent playthrough, I downloaded the poly romance mod and romanced every character at the same time. I've never done any of them before so I thought it'd be fun to compare them all at once. With that in mind: tali has far and away the most entertaining romance scenes. The conversation with her on the geth dreadnaught? Perfection.>Well, I do have an EXTREME fondness for the Quarian people.
>>740415890Why is Caboose trying to steal Tali?
>>740420463The lore is all about sci-fi and the combat is a generic cover shooter. But it's one of the few games that has such great characters, and there's loads of them in Mass Effect. Then there's the dialogue+actions and their consequences if that's your thing. Also you play as a badass fighting for the universe and getting alien babes.
What's the point of dating an alien if you can't get her pregnant?
>>740420463It's amazing and a connected trilogy released during a single console generation where your choices carry on will never ever get greenlit in the gaming world again, truly a one of a kind anomaly from a bygone era.
>>740421487That *is* the point, stupid
>>740421374>great charactersI do love vidya with characters I don't just want all of them to die in a car fire like 90% of games. I guess it's time I finally play it
>>740421487Same point men date men and women date women
>oh s-sheparrd
>>740398826Reminder that people were gooning over this character without ever seeing her face or skin. With the mask off she might have looked like a disgusting zombie demon but people didn't care.It was obviously a psyop to make you attracted to a Mohammedin woman wearing a hijab.
>>740426280The mask is the charm point you fucking idiot
Its just insane.
>>740428790And there was much disbelief in the offices when they find out players wanted to romance her
>>740429023>disbelief in the offices when they find out players wanted to romance herThey had to all be retarded, but I'm glad they fixed that by ME2. Same goes for women who loved Garrus.
>human head... but purple!Boring, actually. I expected something exotic. Flat nosed maybe?
>>740429023>>740429023XCUM devs didn't think people would lust avec the sneks either. That's just normalfags being normalfags
>>740422492this makes me harder because lizards are earthlings and not weird immunodeficient aliens, so its justified.
>>740401263whats she doing here
>>740421487mordin will fix that soon enough
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>740430389>Put tits on snake>Why do people want to fuck itHonestly baffled
>>740398826>>740399232I think her having a human face and hair sort of ruined the design. They should've just left it as a mystery.
>>740429023I bet
>>740426280It's like a woman wearing underwear. Her tits and vagina may be absolutely disgusting, but she still looks hot as long as you don't know for sure and they're covered.And if she actually looks good naked, you have won a jackpot.
>>740422492>See that pic and immediately picture it with the Divinity 2 Female lizard walk cycle
>>740430389>>740431968
>>740431968there's that not understanding reality thing again these people do
>>740432102At least the Evolve guys designed the Wraith to be sexy on purpose
>>740429023>people want to romance a barely legal girl with a nice body, cute voice and charming personalityAbsolutely unbelieveable.
>>740432601sus
>>740432687Not as sus as Tali herself
>>740432757>This takes me backFuck, gets me every time
>>740421487you miss 100% of shots you don't take
>>740399838Bumpy and slimy or sticky, like all xeno filth
>>740431295They should've just been brave and given her an appropriately alien face. A human face doesn't even make sense with the helmet shape.
>>740421487Mass Effect has biotech good enough to revive kentucky fried shepard and absurdly fast and easy cloning, you can have as many kids of whatever type you want.
big
>>740398826
>>740436230this
>>740433847Even if I had to do with intercrural and outercourse for the rest of my life I'd die a happy man, all I need are her thighs and skintight cameltoe.
What the fuck is her problem?
>>740437267Tali is a weeb and interracial fetishist
>>740437139i'm so starved i just need to hug her
>>740437267She said it herself, a dashing space captain saved her life when she was still a little bit immature and then took her on a grand adventure where they killed a whole fuckton of Geth and saved the galaxy. That sort of thing often has an effect on people.
>>740442179i love thighs so much
>>740399232>15 years
ME4 (5) is canceled isnt it
>>740445501Hopefully. It's either that or we're in for a train wreck
>>740445501nah bioware has been given one last additional final chance again
>>740446267Yeah, part of me wants another adventure with the old crew but I also don't want to see what horrors neo-nu-Bioware is going to inflict on the characters that I was so attached to back in the day. I know it's stupid but if the old crew gets Veilguard-ed it's going to be genuinely, legitimately depressing.
>>740445501Its for the best really
>>740432434I really hope ME4 follows through on the consequences of ME3 and we get a Human/Turian/Krogan alliance vs the Salarians/Asari (since they fucked everyone over during the Reaper invasion)
>>740431295Post the snake version
>>740431295>>740433508If you guys play on PC, there's a really cool mod called "Children of Rannoch" that overhauls all the Quarians and gives them more alien faces
>>740447503Are there any actually good mods for the first game?
>>740429654>Kaminoan scholarBased anon
Wake up sheeple! Quarians are just sharia propaganda to get you attracted to women wearing hijabs.
>>740399331Based Bejitabro!
>>740420463I've had few friends not interested in it because the 1st game's combat is very jank (but powerful and can be played hyper aggressive with the right build), and said the story was close to New Trek, (really don't know what he was on about.) I, overall, enjoyed the trilogy despite my grievances with 2's rigid cover shooter combat and overhauled morality system for the worse compared to 1's. Among other things, but that's just rambling.I begrudgingly recommend Legendary Edition despite the fact that it's just 1 they overhauled graphically, but fucked up the lighting and ruined several scenes' and missions' artstyles and moods. But it works "better" out of the box without having to trouble shoot as badly as the ME1 PC port, and doesn't require editing registry files to get one of the DLCs working. Seriously, the PC port of ME1 has a lot of issues documented on PC Gaming Wiki, and requires a few mods to look not as dated and not have fucked up shaders. (Tali's infamous lazy eye from a broken reflection shader on her visor.)
>>740451798it's over...
>>740445501>>740446267>>740446352Sometimes I wonder with Witcher 3 getting a DLC so long after release if something similar could ever happen with Mass Effect. Instead of building something on a new engine just release a big expansion pack DLC of 3.I doubt they could pull it off but a extension of the story where Shepard and Crew have to deal with the aftermath post destroy ending would be fun. Lower stakes since the Reapers are no longer around but still interesting. Would be a total nightmare to deal with all the branching choices at that point though.
>>740455402Just canonize one of the endings and run with it. Only way you could make developing a game that respects the ending choices feasible. That or set it 800 years in the future like they're going to.
>>740445501>Liara as main girl (AGAIN)>Nonsensical teaser with female N7 agent/spy thing>Implied to be a geth threat (AGAIN)>Likely would have been endless remember this wank>And probably do 0 justice with the original trilogyI fucking hope it is. Maybe I am just jaded, but with how politicized games are, it would only end up as a diarrhea stain on the legacy, like all Halo games after Reach.I have ZERO (0) faith that Bioware could utilize the IP to its full potential
>>740445501I'd be so happy.
>>740445501Please, the series can die, it had 1 10/10 game, a great game, a disappointment, and then a disaster. It can rest.
>>740437267>Liara leaves terminals open to Shepard>Reveals Tali is a huge degenerate>Reveals Miranda can't have kids>Reveals Jack is a lame poetry nerdWhat the fuck was Liara's problem?
>>740421842mass effect has its problems, but i don't think i've ever played a series of games with stronger character writing.
>>740460362ME1 is the 10/10 game btw
>>740460816Liara did nothing wrong.
>>740458737I'm too retarded to understand what would happen with the IP if bioware gets shut down, does EA just get to pass it off to whatever studio they want? Could they sell it? If there's a real chance an actually competent studio could get their hands on it, it's better to just pull the plug immediately i would think.
>>740462754IP would be owned by EA who would probably hold onto it as a reboot ace in the sleeve in 10-15 years time with an entirely new studio
>>740462885I see, that's not really an exciting prospect to me but maybe preferable to what we'll end up getting with whatever the fuck nu bioware is making.
>>740462885it's especially depressing to think about recently after getting some confirmation that the writing in exodus and osiris is not that great
>>740462992Sorry anon, the chances of ME ever being the cultural phenomenon it was are slim to none.Even if they somehow make something, they would undoubtedly do stupid shit like censor Quarians, de-sexualise armors (but only for women) and probably some retarded shit like a buddha-esque Krogan or something
>>740463192I feel like my expectations are as low as they could possibly be and I still somehow get disappointed with everything i seek out to scratch the ME itch. Have you found anything that does it for you?
>>740462567Liara did everything wrong.Total Asari Death>t. Biotic God
>>740437267she lives in a perpetual cycle horniness building up until it reaches a critical point followed by severe post nut clarity
I miss her so much bros.
>>740465615why is he black
>>740414217tali feeta
>>740463339Sadly not, it is a one of a kind space opera. I guess Dragon Age kinda? Just by virtue of it being Bioware1
>>740465926I need to get around to playing 2 and inquisition i guess, maybe even veilguard for the memes idk. I picked up the expanse books because i've heard people say they're similar, but completely unable to get into it so far.
>>740466468whoever said that was flat out lying
>>740466772you've tried it? I kinda suspected it might be a lie but i'm not very far yet so i can't tell
>devs add slightly more lipgloss to a character design>retards lose their mind over it for more than a decade
>an alien willing to risk lethal infection and possibly die just to get her pussy creampied by a human's cock
>>740410467>BlushingKino
>>740469452>right before a suicide mission where she is needed in her absolute best shape
I never understood /v/ obsession with Tali. Miranda was way hotter and clearly the best choice by far.
ONE OF US
>>740473134too bad she looks like michael jackson in game
>>740474093IT theory is too high iq for neo-Bioware but it's fairly obvious the last 15 minutes are like a pseudo dream sequence
>>740398826>steals military secretsjust like the kike traitors that gave secrets about the bomb to the soviets
>>740474987>indoctrination fan theory explodes in popularity>bioware just has to give vague answers and accept praises, good word of mouth and more sales>instead definitively say that is wrong and everyone thinking that is stupidwhy did they do that
Tali's appeal is hips and thighs.
>>740420463if you want to try them you can start with 2 since 1 is pretty divisive in terms of gameplay, and it does a good job explaining what happened in the first.you can always go back for 1 if you're interested in more of the setting
>>740432102that's his smokescreen for future employers, that man knew EXACTLY what he was doing
>>740476561I would spend hours gripping those hips.
Is it true that a writer confirmed that human and quarians can produce offspring with genetic engineering?
>>740445501Bioware's Mass Effect team and Dragon Age team are separate, with the ME team being the higher favored by far. They had to pull the ME team off of ME4 to help the shitters in the DA department actually finish their game, so development was on hold for a long time
>>740476458because they intentionally added that surrealism to the game to get players asking those questions but were too ignorant to do the David Lynch thing of "I'm not gonna explain my fuckin art to you" Hepler and Weekes led the whole "we were too dumb to think of it" thing, both were fairly decent character writers(and massive online gen x dipshit tools) but they had no influence on any of the main plot or the dreamy shit, which was all done by Walters and Hudson
>>740461974i'm always inclined to agree with this until I remember the Mako
man. lost the tali pic of her in an all black suit, pulling the suit taut to show her camel toe
>>740477140No one's forcing you to do UNC missions. Planet scanning was significantly more tedious.
>>740476561Jesus Christ imagine the softness
>>740454124I'm going to get the Legendary edition next sale. It's been a long while since I last played Mass Effect, and I'm feeling down for some Talimancing.
>>740478054That "sale" they had was pretty continuous for like 2 yearsthe fact that they brought it back to full price it tells me they're getting ready to drop a reveal
