I FUCKING LOVE PRESSING BUTTONS LIKE A BRAINDEAD APE
>>740400085STANDING HERE, I REALIZE
imagine if that was happening to your balls
>>740400085I'd like to press her buttons iyk
>>740400126kek
>>740400154god i wish
>button mashing:|>button mashing (ubisoft):O
>>740400085YEAH FUCKING NAYTIBA TAKE THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH I WILL KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD
>>740400085>PRESSING BUTTONSliterally every video game ever made
>>740400085Asian girls on my dick be like
>play keyboard shooter >look down at my hands>realize i'm just pressing left click over and over and over again>get mad and smash my screen
>>740400085zoom in
>>740400085Mork status?
>>740400562he hates it already
I have been waiting for Denuvo to drop, before buying Stellar Blade. But now that 2 is announced, I decided to just give up, and pirate it instead. Is there a mod to play as Raven? Or any other good mods?
>>740400085you're supposed to play one handed while masturbating
>>740400126FIPPY BIPPY
>>740400562That dude is fucking retarded
>>740400126/thread
>>740400893nah he's a genius, the best game reviewer since roger ebert
What is OP mad about? That there's an attack button? Is this the Subnautica 2 dev?
>LE BUTTON MASHING LOLI didn't know this was the God of War thread.
>>740400085>Buy new game>Open it>"Press button">Uninstall>Refundnice try game
s-she's fast
>>740400085yeah, they should make a game where you don't have to press buttons
>>740401254at making me cum? nah I can tank it
>>740401254might buy if this has better story/VA and worldstellar blade was pretty boring outside of bossfights
>>740400085idk man she can punch me any time
>>740400085ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATTATA
>>740400154Oh, I am imagining it alright.
Idk man looks pretty good to me
>>740400562Mork is a fraud. He has no master ninja clears5
I'm excited to use Gilgamesh again.
>>740400126YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
>>740400085The animations are a lot better now. How did they make swinging a sword look so ugly with the original?
>pressing buttons makes you punchfighting game genre in shambles
Why do combat systems that are more than just pressing roll at the right moment and poking an enemy in the ass two times (repeat) frighten normalfags so much?
>>740400085>>740400126Kino
>>740400085>playing games on /v/
>>740403723Eve in general didn't really have much inspiration behind her design. Her sword is a hair clip but she follows no coherent theme for her combat style. She just swings it around somewhat acrobatically with some vergil references here and there. At least this time around here you have a moody short haired tomboy who fucking boxes. It's simple but gets he point across immediately.
Gameplay was overrated in the first. This should realize its an action game, not some souls game.
>>740400085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDbRNnMAFpU
>>740400085Better than having to wait around for a flash of light so that you can parry and get your turn to attack
>Slowslike>BUT WITH PUNCHINGUntil they reveal actual gameplay and how you execute moves, this is as non-existent as the first one.No air combos also means piracy.
>>740400085FASTER
>>740400126Fun fac: this song doesn't play in that scene against Armstrong
>>740403723To be fair it was their first ever single player 3D game
>>740400085Ive been seeing this complaint around this last week. Is it one single digit IQ person spamming it? Who plays games and thinks pressing buttons is an actual complaint?
>>740403252TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYBUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
>>740404397>"that scene"The nanomachines, son scene? No, it doesn't.
>>740400085Press x to awesome is pretty common game design and some people do think it's amazing. >LIKE A BRAINDEAD APEVideo game players.
>>740404569yeah videogames have been popular with normgroids for over 15 years now, i would argue over half of these faggots think like this. this fucking nigger personally though is just some shitposting jeet or a paid shill.
I fucking love pressing buttonsMy favorite genres are fighting and rhythm games and I play both on an arcade stick for MAX BUTTON PRESSINGgive me more buttonsplik plack click clak click plink
>>740404709the punching scene
>>740404849Yeah, you're right. It doesn't play during that.
stellar blade 1 combat is so ass. so fucking boring holy shit and every enemy has way too much health for how boring they are to fight
>>740404717I don't think any of even understand what the complaint of "press x to awesome" was about or the context (heh) it was used for
>>740405360any of *you
>>740400085MUDA MUDA MUDA
>>740400085>play coomer game>be mad you dont need both hands to play itYou dumb nignog
>>740400126jej
>>740400085Holy KINO
>>740404039>Her sword is a hair clip but she follows no coherent theme for her combat styleWhat the fuck does that even mean
>>740400126fpbp
>>740400085bet youre a reddit evil fan lol
>>740406024FASTER
Im gonna hate on this game because she's not Raven. Raven shouldve been the MC.
Hopefully this one is actually fun to play. Eve's sword felt like a wet noodle most of the time.
>>740405834>coomerGo back
>>740400085>>740400126WHY WON'T YOU DIE????!!
>>740400085Clearly you do, or else you wouldn't have picked up videogames as a hobby
>>740400085this looks sick
>dev interview says that Evie smaller frame is more visually appealing with the new close quarters combatso big titties kept were getting in the way I'm assuming
>>740406101Raven will probably show up again as a boss or at least for some story cutscenes. Shift Up 100% knows she's popular and that fans want to see her again.
>>740406357based
>>740400085>I want to press no buttons and have the game play itself! Where is my movie game???God of War: Lafag is right there for you, OP.
>>740400126Speaking of MGR will Stellar Blade scratch that same gameplay itch?
>>740400779>poorfag needs handholding toonot even supporting the last good game devs too, it's like you want more hag of war and debra wilson
>>740406652It plays more like Sekiro rather than MGR.
>>740407378Thats a shame, thanks for replying.
>>740400085>I FUCKING LOVE PRESSING BUTTONSYeah, that's kinda how video games have always worked
>>740406652Stellar blade is closer to X-blades than mgr.
>>740400085Name one game with better combat than thisEven stellar based was miles ahead from most braindead juggleslop like dmc and ninja gayden
>cute gril beathing the shit out of bad guysthis is all I need
>>740407587The best reviewed game this year is one long cutscene tho
>>740404640THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
>>740400085pressing buttons?in a videogame??preposterous! give me more Sony movieslop
you know everyone can see the webm duration right OP?
>>740406753Why should he pay for a worse version of the game he can get for free? Personally if I had the money to spare I'd buy some merch or a physical special edition to compensate, but that's just me. Now, if someone absolutely refuses to buy a game with Denuvo because of some retard principle they won't compromise on, from the devs' perspective, wouldn't you agree that it's better for them to pirate and play the game, versus not playing at all?
holy shiiiiiit imagine the outfits bros
>>740406101your waifu got turned into a useless fuck nugget by eve
>>740404397DUMDUMDUMDUM DUMDUMDUMDUM just doesn't have the same ring to it
>>740400085>I FUCKING LOVE PRESSING BUTTONS LIKE A BRAINDEAD APEthat's literally what playing a game is
>>740408723She still has both her legs so that's not even true.
How badly is this game going to mog GOW Laundry?
>>740408823Very which is why Gamingcirclejerk is running so many shitposting operations here
>>740408823After the repercussion, I think they will probably rewrite the whole thing.I expected the other bald girl game trailer, but I think they returned that shit on the oven.Sony locked themselves into a corner and they have no idea how to leave.
>>740400085if you think pressing a button to punch someone isn't gameplay then you don't like video games and should immediately and permanently cease posting on the /v/ - video games board
Pedo game.
>>740400085omae wa mou shindeiru
>>740404320There's still flashes of light
>>740408823HARD
