"Our first experience with God of War was playing 2018"
>we divorced soon afterwards but we stayed friends
>>740400146I don't trust fat people, if they can't even take care of their bodies they can't do anything else properly
>i'm a huge nerd, I love critical role and the mcu!
>>740400146then you have no idea what God of War is really about
What kind of serial killers would hold up God of War 1, 2 and 3 like some sort of peak of storytelling? All he does is murder everyone he comes across. Which he still does, but he's a bit conflicted about it, and people are like WOKE! WOKE!
>>740400146And that's a good thing, best way to move forward is to get new perspective unburdened by sacred cows of yesteryear.
>>740400373>A fat woman is inherently untrustworthy as she is a sensualist who sees no real difference between a pastrami sandwich and a dick in the mouth.-VM Varga
>>740400640I'm trans btw.
>>740400373Based
>>740400640GOW1 unironically was a genuinely tragic, nuanced, well-told story. It's GOW2 and GOW3's stories that have the depth of Doom games
>>740400146The absolute state of the industry. Tourists.
>>740400765No it isn't hahahaHave you played it? It's just Herakles' story but with all the awesome Herakles shit gone.
It's called progress, ChudLook it up!
>>740400373You dont trust your mom?
>>740400146 These people are creatively dead, no rizz.And it shows on their product. Bland and ESG level of safe.
>>740400146They look like they're about to talk about all of the couples swingers parties they went to, why are millennials like this?
>>740400146Who are they, the directors of Laufey?
>>740400842>Have you played it? You clearly haven't, zoomer. You probably even think the story is about revenge
>>740400373You're correct. I'm fat because I want to die. You should not trust me
>>740401108I beat it before you were born, zoomer. We made no pretense in those days that God of War had a good story. I don't remember the story of 2018 despite beating it, but I don't remember it being bad either. Mostly just traveling to realms vaguely mentioned during one of Snorri's shroom binges 1200 years ago.
>>740401352>N-No, YOU'RE the zoomer!It has a serviceable plot for a hack n slash action adventure, you deliberately dense retard
>>740400640I didn’t love god of war for the story I loved it for the gameplay and setting
>>740400146She looks like she stays in touch with her rapist.
>>740400640Who gives a fuck about "muh story"??It's the GAMEPLAY and ATTITUDE that matter, and the nu-GoWs lack in both. Lus their writing and pacing is atrocious.
>>740400373hmm. Depends on the job. I'd trust a fat chef desu.
>>740401659>>740402361>Muh gameplayRequesting the god of war-ninja gaiden gameplay comparison image.The 2018 game mogs the gameplay of the old games so hard it's not even funny.
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>>740400640Old GOW is an edgy kid's wet dream but it still resembles a Greek tragedy in some ways, nu-GOW is nothing like a Norse saga, especially in Ragnarok where Odin says some dumb shit like "my ex"
>>740403106Confirmed as having not read the Norse sagas.
>>740400146>tell me more>trenchant insight>bon mot
>>740400373Gaben doing pretty alright
>>740400373It's the other way around. Thin people are egocentric and will fuck you over for their own sake. Fat people don't care about themselves, living only to help others.
