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Please be real
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>>740402550
>breed a female Kratos
nice
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Where does Epic cube frank play in?
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It's kind of insane, how big corporations give these neurotic Communist freaks this much power and access over resources.
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>>740402729
OK, I'll say it
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
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the title of this game
>Laufey
is so fucking bad lmao. On the surface it doesn't even appear to be pronounced with 'Faye' in it. Just looking at it seems like it should be 'Law-fee' or something like that.
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>>740402550
Didn't we already have that in Saros?
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>>740402729
companion cube reference. this is a gamer's game that only true gaming fans will enjoy.
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>>740402861
Why not call it Faye? Or even Goddess of war?
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>>740402550
they came up with it when biden was still in the office, whatever game they are writing right now would be even worse if not for drumpf winning
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I want this to be real so badly. I want to see the crash and burn.
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>>740402550
>Insiders say...
It's not real but God I wish it was
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>>740402550
It wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest and i hope it’s real because it will accelerate the end of the franchise
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>>740402550
Retarded rumor. There's zero chance it's true.
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>>740402550
>playing God of War after the third game
I just know its the biggest normgroid cattle alive who buys nuGoW so Laufey will probably sell well
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>>740402550
That sounds so absurdly stupid no sane person would think of doing it which makes it actually rather likely to be true since Sony executives are nutjobs that lost touch with reality a long time ago.
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>>740402550
This sounds awful and I feel bad for GoW fans
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Is this a deliberate tactic? Start a ridiculous rumor that's obviously not true to muddy discussion and make people think the game isn't as bad as it is?
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>>740403105
If they're still fans after Ragnarok they don't deserve your sympathy.
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>>740403124
>Is this a deliberate tactic?
Yes, they even end with "playstation fans do X". Top kek
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>>740402550
>#Playstation fans have already expressed disgust for the new game vowing not to buy it.
I'll believe it when I see it
snoyshitters can't help themselves when it comes to get their new latest movie game
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>>740402550
But Atreus is Loki though. That doesn't make sense because it would have to be her daughter even if they are just half siblings or we go full kratos the cuck meme, unless it turns out he's not related to either of them or is a reincarnation of old loki or something.
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>twitter screenshot
>starts with sos emoji UPDATE
no way people fall for this shit
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>>740402550
>Dykeslop
I believe it. This is the norm for Snoy games in the past few years.
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https://x.com/iiamcloudman/status/2062167604328828990
check out the comments under the twitter post for actual funny replies instead of the /v/irgin boomer ""humor""
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Go back, twatter tranny.
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>>740403183
This. A fucking playable cutscene where you ride an ox around a swamp with a black girl is longer than the fucking ragnarok war. That game killed all interest I had in GoW and Sony games.
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>>740402550
kek i hope saros 2 is real
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>>740402550
>Loki's sister
So her own daughter or Kratos' daughter?
Also Hel already exists in these games and she isn't there.
If you're going to post fake and gay le epic ragebait at least have it make a modicum of sense.
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>>740403418
I bet you felt nothing when she taught you how to skip stones you miserable virgin loser
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I'm accelerationist so I hope this is true
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>>740403483
>ragebait
come on bro even if op is not true are you really not expecting this movie gayme to be ridiculously woke?
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>>740402550
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>>740403383
>follow my twitter
Can you be any more transparent OP?
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>>740403598
I'm expecting the story to be retarded Whedonslop, but whoever wrote this stupid post doesn't even seem to be aware that Loki is her son.
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>>740403598
It'll be woke but it's not gonna have fucking lesbian incest, you gullible idiot
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>>740403383
What sort of collosal faggot would post a screenshot of their own twitter post on /v/?
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>>740403907
cry about it troon
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>>740403870
>lots of people saying there's no way this is real
>the narrative will still be "lol look at all the stupid anti-woke chuds hating this game over an obviously untrue rumor"
If your opponent is too good to beat, make up a stupider one and pretend that's who you're fighting
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>>740402550
yo i found this bitch in cyberpunk the other day and the game didn't let me kill her..
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>>740403954
Oh? It was you? How embarrassing...
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>>740404068
>her
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>>740402550
YAAAAAAAAAASSSSS KWEEEN SLAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>740403907
Most anti woke grifters on twitter do this, then they make screenshots of replies here to farm for karma on reddit under an alt pro-woke account.
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>>740403124
Ask OP. He's the one that dun it.
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>>740403383
nice self own fag kek
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>>740404068
Why do these people always let their hair look like dried up rainbow seaweed.
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>>740402550
absolute kino
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>>740403124
exept everyone wants this because it would be funnier that way, and when the game releases without incest lesbians everyone will be even more mad lol
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>>740402550
>UPDATE: According to #Sony insider, "God of War: Laufey is about Kratos wife who falls in love with Hela, Loki's sister, looking for the tree of love where they can breed a female Kratos." #PlayStation fans have already expressed disgust for the new game vowing not to buy it.
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>>740402550
>The fans boycott it
Like like l4d2? Lol
You'll buy the slop. You'll pre order it at ful price. Umm yummy hot turds in your mouth. You love it.
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>>740402648
Kratos was initially a fury, a goddess of revenge. She even had a child wrapped around her torso.
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>>740403483
>lesbian incest
wow this wrapped around to being based af
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>>740402550
at this point this sounds on line with the process of thinking of these ghouls.

I wouldn't even be surprised if this end up being true.
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>>740402550
was the Saaros thing actually true?
im hedging my bets
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>>740403032
But it'd be really funny if it was.
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>>740402729
he's there so pro feminist white men can self insert
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>>740404324
That's a lot of work just for some (You)s.
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Wow, I absolutely can't wait for usual course of action.

>more reveals, each more retarded than previous
>more negative reactions, each louder than previous one
>game is finally out
>reviewers absolutely love it, 10/10, "finally showing TRUE heroes!", etc, etc
>audience absolutely hate it
>memes everywhere
>game flops
>Sony claims it didn't flop, journalists blame "toxic fans"

When they will finally learn?
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>>740402550
Let me guess: Alanah Pearce isn't doing jack shit for this game other than QA the accessibility features, but is lying out the ass about writing huge chunks of it just like she did for Ragnarok.
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>>740404068
Any mod to kill NPCs? I want to kill freaks like Alana, SuziGolem and the other tranny at the bar
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>>740409570
pls don't call her the t-word
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>>740402807
Its part of the planned collapse of America. They know, they are in on the agenda.
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>>740402550
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>>740403124
Yes, it's called "door-in-the-face technique".
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>>740404372
Made for big Indian cock
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>>740404068
>>740409570
I dont get it, even in the game I immediately had alarm bells ringing when interacting with the bar "lady". How come they can't even pass in a video game?
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>>740402550
>dyke protag
Based?
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I hope to god they do it because it'll be fucking hilarious watching yurifags and trannies become this game's primary audience and act like this turd is actually amazing.
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>>740402550
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>>740413338
Snoys are going to do that no matter what, it could literally be a tech demo and half of all PS5 owners will pre-order the $160 niggerdry edition.
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>>740402729
>What is Phranque?
>The strongest theory points to Metatron, a prominent figure in Jewish apocrypha and Kabbalistic tradition. Metatron is a unique entity because he is said to be the prophet Enoch elevated into the most powerful of angels.
>He is the only angelic figure associated with a specific geometric shape: Metatron's Cube.
>In sacred geometry, this cube represents the blueprint of creation, balance, harmony, and protection—fitting Phranque’s in-game description as an earnest protector of living creatures
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>>740411997
she's a cis girl you fucking retard
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>>740402550
>Loki's sister
I thought Loki was her son, she's in love with her own daughter? Because that's kinda hot.
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it was HER turn
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>>740402550
>franchise used to be peak male power fantasy and pure testosterone rage

This is why you should NEVER let women into your hobbies.
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>>740402550
is this biblically accurate?
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>>740411186
They're calling it the fist in your ass maneuver
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>>740413553
>Reading comprehension
I even specifically said the BAR "LADY". Let me link the wiki to you you fucking mouthbreather cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Claire_Russell
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>>740414056
in the myth loki had three children - the wolf, serpent and hela
sony is doing their own thing with the myth
now loki's mom is going to scissor with his daughter
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>>740402550
Unless the game is legit dogshit it's going to sell. Woke or not doesn't matter to the vast majority of the target audience of a cinematic third person action game.
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>>740402550
Why would the gods want another kratos?
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>>740414198
i don't care if they're trans as long as they hot
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>>740402550
Why would playstation fans be disgusted by that? Almost every franchise they have stars a lesbian now.
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>>740414492
Because having kids is extraplusdoublebad.
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>>740402550
>lesbians
cool
>not cute lesbians
shit
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>>740402550
Considering the precedents
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>>740414489
Cool
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>>740414489
That's called homo
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>>740402550
woman's face for no reason
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>>740403105
I don't. They deserve humiliation
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>>740402550
>Loki's sister

But Loki is Laufey's son? The fuck? And isn't Hela Loki's daughter in the original myths? I'm sure this can't be real but I'm sure the story is just as stupid as awful.
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>>740402807
It is insane, and they are exactly that.
For all the talk about evil and power, their mental health goes relatively unchecked by even their staunchest detractors.
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>>740402861
The name, the cube, it's all just a great big piss take.
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>>740404549
Hi my wife is a coloured hair girl but also not a gibbering retard and genuinely takes care of herself.
Having coloured hair isn't a "set and forget" thing. The chemicals are super harsh and it takes genuine effort in your hair care and in your diet to recover from.
Most women who want this look genuinely want to believe it's "set and forget." This is also why their tattoos always look bad, because they want them to be set and forget and don't take care of the tattoo while it heals.
So they strip their hair of its nutrients and dry it out to make it take the colour, then they don't let it recover and come back to life. They just eat potato chips and hang out in the crib, showering with scalding water and overusing shampoo because they think they'll make it healthy again.
You wanna recover from this you gotta wash it much more rarely, and eat a lot of fresh eggs and other shit that promotes healthy hair growth. But these people do not put effort into their appearance.
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Alan Pearce is actually writing games?
I thought he just said he did and got embarrassingly called out for not being involved ever.
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>>740402807
Maybe she gives mad good head
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>>740416509
I think she's still taking credit for things she didn't do.
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>>740416736
Hmmmmm that's sussy as fuck.
I've never seen a game dev that was like... involved in decision making, speak this candidly while the game isn't out yet.
The closest I've seen is Julian Lefey talk about programming Daggerfall 20 years after the fact.
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>>740402729
>>740413541
Is he not just a gelatinous cube incongruously from DnD
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>>740403069
awful nojak
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>>740407195
The mythological Kratos was a male lesser god personifying the trait of physical strength; son to Styx and Pallas.
His siblings were Zelus - the male personification of zealous rivalry; Nike - the female personification of victory; and Bia - the female personification of force of violence.

He has exactly NOTHING to do with furies.
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>>740413674
Hela doesn't exist in Norse mythology.
She is a Marvel adaptation of the Norse goddess Hel.

The fact that God of War refers to her as Hela should already be quite telling in how well they did their lore studies. i.e. superficially at best; and probably not at all.

Also- for Hel, it's actually the other way around:
Hel is Loki's daughter.

And considering Atreus is Loki, ofcourse this would never work.
I.e. the entire God of War lore is - as one would expect of the nu-Sony chuckle-fucks - one giant incongruent cluster-fuck.
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>>740415978
Also Hel is half corpse.
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>>740402550
>they make her a lesbian
OF FUCKING COURSE.
THEY ALWAYS DO THIS.
ITS LIKE THEY HAVE A QUOTA OR AGENDA OR SOMETHING.
LMAO.
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who is she
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>>740416250
>set and forget
That's the mindset of women.
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>>740418109
I'm talking of God of war 1 concept. Not of og kratos.
>lesser god
There are like 500 opinions on that. I know for a fact as i researched it when gow came out. Like actually reading university text books.
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Here are some ACTUAL leaks by the person who originally leaked that they were working on a game called GoW Laufey:
>You not only play as Faye, but also Tyr
>There will be Chinese and Japanese mythology
>The sword in the jello cube is connected to Merlin somehow

From the fact that they keep stressing how important the sword is in the showcase, and that it's related to Arthurian mythology, it's LIKELY that Laufey becomes Morgan Le Fay or the Lady of the Lake.
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>>740420434
I wouldn't be surprised if they noticed how Faye and Le Fay sound similar and wrote a whole lore-breaking story just to connect the two.
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>>740404372
she's a professional
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>>740416736
>work for four years
>thousands of hours
can some americanos do the math?
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>>740402550
Wait, what? Isn't Atreus Loki? the fuck is this shit
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>>740402807
>>740416509
>>740416602
>>740415895
>come home
>see this
wwyd?
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>>740421145
Low sweep kick into a 40 hit combo
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>>740421145
she is aussie and as an aussie myself awake at 3am, i wouldn't.
there are plenty of these type of woman all over the place. up their own farts.
the better thing to do is hit up asian qts or better yet, cute indian girls.
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>>740421204
i kneel
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>>740420434
Isn't that the Excalibur? Also, what's the deal with Frank?
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>>740408859
ah yes, the formless husk who will never be taken seriously
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>>740421232
>cute indian girls.
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>>740421503
around 80% of indian girls are ugly yes, but there is a rare 20% of so that are really fucking hot.
I'm talking about the 20% anon.
I saw this cute girl at the gas station when I was paying for my fuel.
I've shot ropes since thinking about her.
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>>740421232
Sounds like Aussies are screwed every which way. I'd sooner start fucking with the wildlife.
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>>740421232
Yeah indian girls are based and right wing
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>>740402550
I think that people are overthinking what is ultimately going to be a Spider-Man Miles Morales or Uncharted Lost Legacy.
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>>740402550
Fake, gay, and definitely AI.
First of all, Hela is a Marvel character.
Second of all, Loki (Atreus) is Fey's son in the story, so his sister would be her own daughter, which makes no sense.
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>>740402807
its insane that christcucks watch their god literallt suck the shits out of people like allanas anus then still worship it....
there is no omnipotent god
all gods are parasites fuck God
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>>740420434
>>740421425
I first read in the leak that the sword WAS Merlin, but another version of the leak I read just said it was connected to Merlin. If it's just connected to Merlin then I think it's likely that the sword is either Excalibur or the Sword in the Stone (which are two different swords).

It's also worth pointing out that Atreus is quite similar to Arthur/Artorias, which could have some relevance
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>>740420434
>>740421942
>connected to Merlin
Lady in the lake so possibly Excalibur?
Or Morgan
Or his Sister
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Is she that woman that got posted wearing a bikini this entire week?
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>>740402550
>Alanah Pearce
The most bland, boring, useless cunt to grace video game media. How this fucking idiot got anywhere in life is baffling.
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Look I can maybe be okay with playing as some angry karen if the gameplay is alright, but who fucking thought what this game needed was some meme sentient slime cube dropping marvel quips? Who fucking sets out to create an epic adventure in a fantasy world and decides it would be a great idea to have that fucking thing as your sidekick? At what point did it become the norm for games to just not take themselves seriously to any extent?
Holy shit man this shit pisses me off much more than all the gay ass manufactured wokeness. I can just roll my eyes and ignore it when a character parrots some talking point taken from a feminist theory subreddit. But I don't want my videogames to be constantly telling me "hehe ain't this quirky? ain't this silly and ironic? hehe".
Fuck.
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>>740403032
The simple fact we even consider the possibility it be true shows how pathetic the current state of affairs is
I have never wanted to see a company go bankrupt as modern snoy.
Absolutely cancerous shitstain in gaming history.
commiefornians should be gassed.
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>>740421232
>indian girls.
What about he hot stench of BO that emanates from these fresh turds?
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>>740422654
Pretty privilege
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>>740421232
>>740421605
ok how about now
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>>740402550
I wish this was real because it'd be fucking funny, but the source of the tweet seems like an AI just spouting random clickbait tittles
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>>740423041
>she's against beautiful women in vidya+
>"don't objectify me, silly boys~"

ladies and gentlemen... women.
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>>740402550
Its not real because it would be actually good.
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>>740402550
>>740415646
>last of us
>ghost of yotei
>saaros
>now this
Indeed it seems they are fully onboard of the dykeslop train, so I say there is a good chance it is real
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>>740402550
There's some anon who has been obsessed with Alanah Pierce for years, and never lets us forget that she exists. It's insane.
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>>740423041
Now ask her about her opinion on "sexism" in video games.
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>>740402550
Maybe David Jaffe was right all along.
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>>740422781
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>acting like your job is untouchable for you to go willy nilly slop to my loo whatever the fuck you want when you work for a Sony studio
bold play, we'll see how this works out
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American Psycho 2 vibes
mf talking like "I killed Patrick Bateman"
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>>740403383
>account is id verified
laughing at your life you retarded nigger
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>>740402550
The more this happens the more I'm convinced it's some type of embezzlement plot just like the Producers movie. they just use IPs men like just to spit in their face about it. Why not get rich from it, destroy the reputation of a male dominated IP, and then blame the audience for it failing when it was planned to fail from the start.
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>>740402550
qjajjjjajjajjjajjajjajj
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>>740421119
God of War finally opening up all the incest and rape chapters of mythology.
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I would have sex with her
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>>740402550
>another sony template "lesbo couple raise child" game
no fucking way
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>breed a female kratos
what?
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>>740402550
Sounds so retarded it might be real
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>>740423041
i wonder what her asshole tastes like
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>>740402550
THIS. IS. EVERYTHING.
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>the author's barely disguised fetish, misandry, and political ideology all in one
Fuck me for being such a pervert I'm suddenly interested in it. Is this marketing? Am I getting got?
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She does this every single fucking time.
She takes credit for something, doesn't express or divulge any further information; and then eventually someone outs the fact that she barely did fuck all if not even contributed.

This person is mentally ill. And her weird main character syndrome disgusts me.
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>>740421232
the cute indian girl in question
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>>740423041
God she's aged like shit
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>>740428876
>This person is mentally ill.
it's called narcissism, it's incurable unfortunately
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>>740402861
because half way through we're going to medival england where she takes on the moniker morgan le fay and falls in love with arthur (a man kratos should strive to be)
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>>740402550
obvious fake
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>>740403069
normgroid, cattle, nu
Can you autustic faggots speak without using goddamn buzzwords JFC.
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>>740402550
The reason Sony is torching its company with propaganda is Sony is actually a Life Insurance company (Look it up) they have more money than most companies. Just because USAID and Blackrock have pulled out doesn't mean Sony needs to back off LGBT nigger worship. They can fund DEI lifestyles for a generation because their life insurance business is hard carrying the rest of the company. If you want to punish Sony you have to go after their main scope of profits and its not their electronics business.
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>>740402929
This was the beginning of the end, should have gatekeeped instead of sitting idly by
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>>740402550
we must be better cuck, boi
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>>740402550
>kratos having sex with female kratos
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>>740429349
Seethe, nigger
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kratos if god of war wasn't woke
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>>740403069
Ascension was alright. Nothing special but more dumb fun the series is known for. If you played any game after the PS3 games, you got gypped big time.
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>>740402550
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>>740421623
is that true
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>>740431140
ah yes, lets make Kratos into a zesty nigger
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>>740428645
I bet there's at least one snoy hoping it is real after reading it just to stick it to the chuds.
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>>740426984
nta, go back, you redditoid faggot. Your kind caused all this shit
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>>740431367
I played the first PS4 nugow. It was okay in parts but I could feel the pozedness seeping through it. You could tell it was all going to go to shit in the sequel.
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>>740407195
yeah initially but that obviously never happened and instead we got the male kratos that has persisted through decades
many ideas are brought up and discarded during the storyboarding process not all of them are cannon and for good reason
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>>740421903
>least neurotic jew
shalom
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I'd play that.
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>>740431450
Her hair really makes her, i don't like her here as much...
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>>740426984
>Trump's there are fine people on both sides
>Charlie Kirk was a nazi racist
>White supremacists tried to bomb Mamdami's house
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>>740402550
I'm never buying another console again.
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>this is the writer of nu god of war
Can we get more female writers like this?
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>>740434597
Damaged goods.
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>>740434597
whore
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>>740434597
as a 39 year old virgin i would
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>>740434597
What is up with the fucking retarded tattoos, it's not even shit like her moms name or something. It's retarded child scribbles
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>>740436913
one is a Charizard best I could make out
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>>740429349
Go back, tourist.
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>>740402550
I thought Hela was Loki's daughter in Norse mythology?
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>>740432271
you worship one
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>>740421116
Assuming 40 hr work week and 48 weeks worked per year it comes out to 7,680 hours over four years. Of course, the assumption is flawed because it assumes she is even telling the truth about working full time for four years.
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>>740437348
Hela is the marvel character, Hel is the norse mythology one
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>>740436913
This image never fails to land.
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>>740402550
This sounds unbelievably fake but it's Sony so it's 50/50
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>>740431450
Do you think the people that spend money to go to an arena and watch influencers box feel like idiots?
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>>740403124
yeah, anchoring
It's the same as when you start out a business negotiation with an absurd figure (high or low, depending on the situation) and then argue with the other person until they eventually settle on the figure you actually desired all along. It's been done for millennia and it works very consistently.
You can also eliminate the potential for people to even think of better options by simply not speaking of them. If all you ever discuss is B, C and D, and the media only ever talks about those three options, and individuals get tricked into only debating which of the three is best, nobody will even think about A. They're too invested in arguing for the C team against those B and D idiots to notice that A even exists. Sometimes they'll even come up with their own reasons as to why A isn't a viable option, including the fact that it isn't widely discussed, failing to see the intentional manipulation of their reality.
It's propaganda and it works alarmingly well.
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>>740402929
dear god I miss the halcyon days where this comic was current
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>>740431450
wtf is wrong with her face
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>>740402729
He’s going to be revealed to be the most powerful of all the gods, metatron, later in the story. The obvious signposting is obvious
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>>740416250
I'm a dude and dont use goy coloring shit and what not but I only eat animal produce, raw eggs organs etc and i only wash my hair with water, no shampoo ever or any kind of creme elsewhere.
My hair is quite full, very thick and powerful. Don't use these products, they kill your hair.
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>>740421204
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>>740402807
dumb lumpenprole will never learn, kek
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>>740421232
>>740421623
>indian girls are based and right wing
Ok but their accents sounds funny and they aren't sufficiently westernized. Hence why i go for latinas
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>>740415646
No idea which point those dumbasses are trying to make. Dina leaves Ellie by the end of Last of Us 2.
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>>740402550
How are these things still getting made after all of the bombs and now studios going bankrupt because of it?
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>>740402861
But I pronounce it with faye.
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if it wasnt for her tits nobody would care
she has such a droopy face
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>>740436224
just b urself
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Someone please post the webm of Laufey putting clothes in the washing machine
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>>740405185
It's Sony's first-party game. There will be mandatory lesbians
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>>740402729
He's going to be the twist villain at the end
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>>740440117
So it's just going to be Forspoken?
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>>740402729
I think it's pretty obvious it is an allegory to oneself identity (trans/non-binary)
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>>740402550
What is it about this franchise that causes so much asspain to the point where you retards have to spam your cuck fantasies to shit on the game?
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>>740402550
lol, please don't be real. What a horrible plot for a GoW game
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>>740402729
they need to shoot their eggs in him to make their baby
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>>740402550
You are legitimately retarded if you believe this
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>>740402861
do you really not know that fey and faye are pronounce the same
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>>740409073
its free advertising plus they already get paid by blackrockso the game doesn't even have to succeed
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>>740403383
The gall of you thinking you can post yotsuba to shill your subhuman twatter page.
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>>740413553
Clare, the girl at the bar, is trans you sped. She even explicitly tells you.
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>>740418504
>The fact that God of War refers to her as Hela
It literally doesn't, the OP description is AI slop. They only mention "Hel" in the game, and also she's Atreus's daughter who hasn't been born yet.
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>>740416736
>oh yeah i did SOOOOO much but they probably cut it haha
who buys this shit
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>>740428741
I recognize that onions smile.
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>>740437384
>believes Christianity is a social engineering tool conjured up by kikes that the whole developed world just collectively fell for for two millenia straight and counting
>projects kike worship onto others tho
LOL
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>>740402945
>Goddess of war
that would have been a good name
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>>740441226
He didnt do the races long enough to unlock the tranny-mobile.
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>>740423264
Do you get it yet?
People like her want all of the attention
This is what it always comes to.
It was never about male gaze pointed at the videogame characters, it was male gaze not being pointed at them.
Same mentality applies to trannies that always say shit like "JUST WATCH PORN"
It is pure jealousy and hate, and basically the same as openly saying "I am not this attractive, therefore I want it gone so that I have less competititon" (because that is exactly what young hot people and videogame characters and EVEN CHILDREN are to them.. competition. Objects that she has to share or compete against for attention or some arbitrary social score)
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>>740443918
at a glance, but then you look at her and she looks like a lady from hr/wine aunt lmao
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>>740402550
It would be ultra-based if they could write that as an unrequited love/tragedy, but modern writers are not clever enough for it.

>I love this goddess
>I idolize this goddess
>I want to find the tree of love so that I can uprear a female version of my husband
>I critically forgot to express my love to this goddess and explain my insane plan. She did not like it
>I spent the majority of the story setting up for something that will not come to be

There are so many ways you could spin a story like that, that would invoke genuine thought in the masses. But they will not do it.
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>>740402945
>I am a nordic woman
>I married a God of Fishing from some bumfuck nowhere
>Sheeeiit, I guess this makes me a goddess of fishing despite never having fished in my life, or having no experise in the area :)
This is how retarded your suggestion sounds like
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>>740429572
https://www.americanbanker.com/news/sony-seeks-japanese-license-for-web-bank-morgan-has-role
according to this article from 2001 sony's life insurance subsidiary made up 5% of its revenue at the time.
not sure how or if that has changed.
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>>740402729
it's a washing machine
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>>740426984
This image doesn't really refute that way of thinking.
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>>740448423
I get where it's coming from but when a known axe murderer screams about getting his axe I believe it even if he says he was just making shit up after.
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>>740402550
jews ruined vidya.
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>>740436224
I'm a 32 year old virgin and I wouldn't
Have some respect famalam
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>>740402729
its a surrogate womb/incubator
youll remember my post one day.
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>>740451637
would explain the milkers.
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>>740440625
he thinks anthony burch wouldn't write it just like this.
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>>740402550
>MC gets cucked by a dyke again
Cohencidence?
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>>740402807
Its not if you know (((who))) controls said corporations
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>>740421145
Buy flea spray
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>>740426984
Nowak.
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>>740402729
he'll be the double-ended dildo/inseminator that gets both kratos wife and her wife preggos
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>>740402550
Isn't this GoY plot all over again
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>>740402550
I would love this. The jokes write themselves.
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yo the director of the game just gave her first interview but it was exclusive for a brazilian youtube channel, you guys want to see it or nah?
i dont care much about the game
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>>740438194
100%. good post
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>>740402550
>She identities as "demisexual" and has chronic fatigue syndrome
Made up sexuality and made up disability
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>>740402550
Why are western incels like this
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>>740402550
why do they think they need a female kratos specifically...kind of weird...like micro-eugenics. what if they have a boy? they gonna abort it?
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Saros had some stuff like this in it's story, so I'm not super suprised if that's what they end up actually doing.
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alanah is made for hate fuck
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>>740421145
i cringe that she's filming herself doing that
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>>740438350
Bogged
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>>740434597
Christ these woman are such cat fishes lol how much work and photoshop and angles and surgery did she have and do ?
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>>740454545
>>740434597
Anon that’s a push-up bra or edited or she had them done this is how they originally look
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>>740402550
Lol still not as lame or gay as Dad of Bore and it's sequel
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>>740460569
yeah, they're not that big desu.
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You guys are such easily baited morons
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>>740402550
>suck cock
>lie
>spew empty flattery
>???
>receive decades long career?
it's a chatgpt script if this lying fuck did anything at all
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>>740404068
>NOOOOO MY GAY LOVER ENTERED A DEATH RACE AND DIED WTFFFFF THAT'S NOT ALLOWED
Worst mission in the game by far.
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>>740402729
NIGGA THATS NUTS
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I'll just see this as a spin off and wait for the remake, maybe they knew this would happen and need to get the cash back from what this tlou2-gow-hybrid costs them in the long run. You just know when the creators of a saga kill the protagonist (gow3) because they know if they let him live, the series will eventually come to this bastardized version of itself. Unrecognizable, from the character development narrative to just giving the ip to whoever you find on the street and you find funny. Just slop and a quick money grab and sadly, the fans are the only ones that take it seriously.
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>>740440315
No it's just going to be Atomic Heart.
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>>740402729
Shapeshifts into a cuck chair.
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>>740461915
>remake
Remember who still currently holds the IP. Save your money, invest in something you won't actually regret in another 2 years when they release the Frank spinoff.
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>>740402807
how did we go from racist fascist right-wing conservative corporations to this?
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>>740421232
My time working as a delivery driver in Dallas in an area with a heavy Paki/Indian population has forever put me off anyone from that region. Those fuckers act like space aliens, and they smell like they roll around in corpses and curry powder. You can smell them from outside their houses.
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>>740433592
She peaked when she had purple hair and wore a ton of makeup. Of course I think she was like early 20s at the time too, so that helps.
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>>740434597
>tattoos

It's like graffiti on a toilet stall.



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