It's not bad. It's one of the best games I have ever played. And it's not Nostalgia, since I played them for the first time last year.

>>740403315
It's really fucking bad. Actually go and play it.

It's badness is why it's good. It's completely earnest and upfront about what it is. It will try things and not care if they're shit. It's an exit level video game for people who are done with the medium and want to see one with it's mechanisms laid out bare, with all the elements that matter and none of the superfluous ones that don't. That's why people gravitated to it.

What objective metrics are you referring to?

>>740403436
I did. It was fun. Demon's Souls was better though.

>>740403635
No one cares about your thoughts on FUN. OP said objectively it's bad. Which is true.

>>740403607
>estus
>bonfires
>i-frame rolls
>invasions
>bloodstains
>combat
>garbage quests

>>740403763
Fun is a objectively good, therefore a fun game is objectively good.

>>740403989
post any webm of this game being fun

>>740403973
Yes of course 'estus', 'bonfire'. Those objective metrics.

>>740404040
I don't film my playthroughs becuase I am too busy having objective fun.

File: slow and clunky.webm (3.83 MB, 1280x720)

3.83 MB WEBM

>>740404139
kek, everytime

File: ds1 bosses.webm (2.91 MB, 640x360)

2.91 MB WEBM

>game is bad, objectively
>i-its not! Because i'm having FUN
And yet they cant tell you where this fun is, what is it, and t's never been recorded

>>740404282
>walk walk walk
>enemy misses
>attack
There's asset flip games with better combat.

>>740404429
I mean this WebM just makes you look stupid.

>>740404568
>be stupid
>still dont get hit, beat the boss
not doing the game any favors anon

File: artorias.webm (2.94 MB, 600x336)

2.94 MB WEBM

>>740404040

>>740404657
I ran up to Seath and smashed him with a heavy weapon, I had fun doing it. You chased his tail with a weak weapon and didn't have fun.

For me, it's the black knight greataxe