>Landlord bitch talks shit behind your back, goes into your fucking room and steals your fucking biscuitsI hope HUNK fucking necksnapped this cunt on the way in.
HUNK probably paid her a fortune just for her to knock on the door with her cane.
>>740405747Are the French really like this....?
>>740405747looking forward to the blender porn
>>740407071Absolutely 100%. If you visit Paris, your pockets will be empty of all of its valuables in 5 hours.
>>740407140Stuffing her head in a blender? She's not even a zombie, anon.
>>740407372Can't you just beat the shit out of pickpockets?
>>740405747Why do old people move so slow?
>>740408103because they're old
>>740405747Is this God of War: Luffy?
>>740407512Did you miss the whole two tier justice thing in Europe?You so much as complain and you are the villian
>entire scene that wasn't in the originalThis shit is going to be so unfaithful
>>740408649Luffy knows how to deal with zombies.
>>740408714It makes a lot more sense than the helicopter intro. It's a huge improvement.
>>740408103Arthritis. I've got that shit in my 30s because of bad genetics and I move like I'm 70 years old.
>>740405747She's a French woman anon. They always talk shit behind your back, especially if your main language is English.
>>740407372>keep hands in pockets>immune to pickpocketingit's literally that easy
>>740409123>How to turn a pickpocket into a murder-rapeParisians will take the fillings out of your teeth.
>>740405747She looks like she'd make a wonderful lead or love interest in an action game
>>740405747MWAAAH The French!
>yo what if like claire infiltrates umbrella hq and like a helicopter shoots through all the window and like claire does a slow mo matrix gun trick and kills all the umbrella guys and like we have cool cinematography and lots of cuts and explosions and like>yo what if like claire silently eats cookies with a grandma and like its a drab boring pov sequence that lasts forever and like
What if Chris had been jerking off when his sister and HUNK arrived?
>>740405747Hunk doesn't kill civilians, he's a professional
>>740408649Too attractive.
>>740405747This is fucking embarrassing and in no way superior to the original intro. Like at all.
>>740405747I thought she was the french VA for kid goku
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>>740405747Would
>>740408714thank god for that
>>740408882No it doesn't. Clare snuck into an Umbrella facility looking for Chris and Umbrella has a lot of security. Makes way more sense than this retarded shit.
>>740405747I hope she's gonna be in mercenaries or some other side mode
Hunk is carrying this game btw
>>740409123>keep hands in pockets>pickpocket trips you up, steals your teeth, rapes you and steals your belongings while you're floored.Thanks for playing.
>>740405747Capcom went woke.
>>740410286>HUNK arrives>Chris: Thank heavens! I need you to impregnate my sister immediately!>HUNK turns 360 and runs away
>>740405747What apartment door opens OUTWARDS though
>>740408714let's hope so
>>740414170Too bad!
>>740410218you know that started all the retarded action of resident evil?
>>740419294What kind of apartment door opens inward? Makes it infinitely easier for someone to force your door open
>>740405747>it smells like a gorilla fucked a boulder in herewhat did she mean by this
>>740405747>>740406993>>740409119the landlord IS hunk on a costume.
>>740405747Landlords steal rent every month. They can 'help themselves' to anything you own.
>>740408714There is nothing wrong with remakes adding new stuff if they don't remove the old stuff
>>740421965An old French saying. You wouldn't get it.
>>740423436>if they don't remove the old stuffnigga this shit is just gonna be loosely based on Code Veronica like the FF7 remakes
