Here's your new Cortana.
Looks half Karen and half Indian Vishnu
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>>740406539>Hey look, another middle aged female character, and this one even has a monkey face! Aren't you excited to go on an adventure with her?!If that female CEO were serious about stopping the bleeding and making Microsoft #1 in gaming, this would be the easiest and most obvious thing to fix. You don't even need to find a great writer who can write a masculine story or a great game designer for this one. Just an artist who can model people, has a functioning lizard brain and can recognize an attractive woman, and isn't a Karen who's totally consumed by envy or a spineless simp.
>>740406539That's a big jaw.
Master Chief is gonna be like: Stop nagging me mom, shut up
>>740406894They're putting Brutes in 1? That's the least compatible place to put them in!
>>740408262she is a clone of his mom, actually
>>740406894I guess Brutes are dumb looking monkeys for good now.
>>740408457No, she is a clone of his abductor.
>>740408919What's a little military abduction between moms?
>>740406539The lack of hype around western AAA these days is something else.It's completely deserved.
>>740409305Forza Horizon 6 is the biggest game of the year doe
>>740406539>make h4 cortana, the most aesthetically pleasing cortana in the series>fags complain she's too hot>make her ugly and then turn her into a villain in 5>make "not cortana" slightly less ugly in infinite>make the worst looking cortana in the series, somehow worse looking than the original CE cortana model which was made of like 4 polygonshow the fuck did the we get to this point
>>740406894Look like a mix between 3 and 2 brutes
