Do men really live like this?
He must have cleaned up recently
>>740407074That's just how you gotta live to be the main character of a franchise.You wouldn't get it because you're a side character in someone else's.
>>740407074I don't think he lives there.
>>740407074I have a couch, Ikea table, and desktop Pc on one side of my apartment (read room). The other wall is stacked with random junk that I don't have a use for at the moment. That's pretty much it.
>>740407074needs jizz rags and lube
>>740407074>35kg dumbbell
>>740407074Looks comfy.
>>740407074Looks clean to me
>>740407074Kino. Why do women ned to goysoom on a daily basis?
>>740407074that's a fucking mansion, I wish I could live like that
>>740407074
>>740407074i dont see any issue
more like this, mostly they didn't choose this life but they are also doing nothing to improve it, I would compare it to painfully slow rot/death that just sinks in over time
>>740409187I am perfectly happy living like this
>>740409539yeah but you should also recognize that in an ideal world you wouldn't be living like thisI would rather spend time with family and kids than stare at my schizophrenia inducing goybox with unlimited Internetit's not a lifestyle one picks out of pure will, more like necessity
>>740409539no you're not, you're lying to yourself
>>740408205Kek one of my friends lives just like this
>>740407074Not even that bad. This is my living room every evening after the kids and wife go to bed.
>>740407074Who the fuck asked for Veronica remake? WHO? Revelation shit is more popular, and whats with that disgusting cinematic lack of color man im so tired
>>740407074Still pissed about 3make, will never give Capcom money ever again
>>740408205Women are, in general, more disgusting and willing to live in filth than men, in general. They are also more sensitive to social stigma and shaming, and so will go to great lengths to make themselves look cleaner and neater than they really are to compete against other women and to attract potential men who, despite the memes, generally aren't that filthy in comparison. But take away the need to compete, and women "rotmax" almost instantly. Never go into the a public women's room. You will end up thinking the men's room is clean enough for surgeries or microprocessor manufacturing afterwards.
>35kg dumbbellThey fucked it up. I fucking knew they would do this. Chris was NOT a gigachad yet in CV. He became gigachad after CV due to getting rekt by Wesker.
>>740407074What's Chris's order at the chinese restaurant that the staff know by heart, and that he doesn't even need to ask for at this point?
>>740412720This. My uncle rents out a lot of property and he said its literally always girls who make the biggest messes. The type of mess in a mans apartment is like some unwashed plates and cups in the sink. But a womans will be loads of old mouldy food left around and dirty clothes thrown all over the floors and hairs in the drains and nail polish on tables and the floor and the walls and whatnot.
>>740408150>Why do women ned to goysoom on a daily basis?Because women are incapable of sitting alone with their thoughts.
>>740407842Shoulder presses are srs bsns.
>>740407074It looks like a heckin’ boulderino rolled through here. Am I right? Roflmao
>>740409187>when the Big Fish window pops
>>740407074>3 chairs
>>740412951One (1) spring roll and a large soda.
>>740413356what else is he even going to do with that monster?
>>740409669>in an ideal worldNta but you should realize that the world is not ideal. You need to accept life for what it is, not for what you wish it would be.
>>740413759Skull crushers.
>>740412720>Never go into the a public women's roomI've had many pub owners telling me that women are way more filthy than men.
>chris lives in luxuryMakes sense given the pay for stars must be comfortable.
>>740413789yeah quite literally lmfao
>>740413845That would be $1000 a month plus tip.
>>740413524>3 tables
>>740413768>Nta but you should realize that the world is not ideal.I know that, I'm just saying that it's obviously the most fulfilling option>You need to accept life for what it iswhich is literally my point that you don't do it because you wanted it but because you are essentially forced into it, however that doesn't mean that you still shouldn't strive to get the other thing as well even if the deck is stacked against you because otherwise, as I said, you are just choosing a slow death while drowning yourself in shallow entertainment which I personally consider to be a life that's worse than a life spent trying to achieve fulfillment (even if you ultimately fail), if you don't think it's true then it's fine
>>740407565wtf are you me?!
Taxi Driver the game? and yes
women or men don't like living in filthstop being disgusting losers
>>740415480I agree with this, I don't care about your taste in decoration but living among filth is disgusting and there is no excuse to allow it.
Let me guess, you need more.
>>740407842I didnt like this already here.I dont want to Chris be a musclehead since the startThe cool thing about RE5 Chris being buff is the diference between his natty normal guy in CV and he becoming a muscle chad because of the Wesker fight in the end of CV.I legit hope REmake CV Chris is still normal
>>740414605>ads on 4chan
>>740407074yes but add in empty cans and food containers
>>740417098capcom is retarded and writes their characters nowadays based off internet memes
>>740416425I never understood the purpose of monks. At least priests preach the gospel to the masses. Monks do fuck all 24/7 and get paid for it.
>>740407074Literally me, sleeping pills, weights, but no camera because I don't have any hobbies.
>>740418365Monks brew buckfast.
>>740418510Playing video games is a hobby, anon.
>>740418365>get paid for it.they don't get paid shit. They just chill in a monastery where they keep animals and what not. That's what they eat, they also get some donations from believers that come to visit. Priest is a job that you actually get paid for. A monk lives in a monastery because he wants to get closer to God, same thing as nuns
>>740414605>that zoom for no reasonWhy?That said, you do get points for using the OG Firefox icon.
>>740413759farmer's walks or suitcase carry?
>>740418365They used to be the ones making all the copies of and preserving books. Now I guess they're just groundskeepers
>>740417946Yeah and its sad...I Fear Chris will become the Frank West of RE now,overused memes ruining his character.Heck the normies already are using the ´´redfield fuck my sister`` meme to a annoying level at this point...what a shame
>>740407074That's why he invited his sister overNow clean up bitch.
>>740408150This but with a minifridge and a good armchair.
is hunk alive or...?
>>740420756this takes place a few months after 2. I also don't think that's him but that's besides the point
>>740420756I read that wasn't his VA and the agent is Rodrigo(prison guard you meet in the very start)
>>740407074comfy hella kinoi would pop a beer and cig with chris bro
>>740414605stop drinking soda anonno don't replace it with alcoholdrink carbonated water if you don't want plain wateralso keep your coffee intake to 2 cup max per dayyou seem like a man with a future take care of it
I want to eat them too
Like what?
>>740412818He also gained several inches in height
>>740413801Women's restrooms are always more disgusting
>>740407074looks like a place to crashmine looks somewhat like this
>>740413801I worked at a place and every so often there was this one specific woman who would come into the public bathroom, lock the door behind her and she would spread the entire room, mirrors paper towel dispensers and all in her poop, she did this three times before she was caught and not even a week later another woman was doing it too, I never been so stunned in my life it seemed like a prank.
>>740407074I have like a foot of old beer cans, clothes and filth covering my entire floor so this is kind of laughable to me.
>>740420756are you retarded or...?
>>740407074not enough live laugh love for you
>REX engineI eagerly await the coom mods of claire.
>>740408205cute cat.
>>740412720>But take away the need to compete, and women "rotmax" almost instantly.Damn I seen this play out in my buddy's marriage. After he he got married his wife instantly let herself go and bloatmaxxed, then had 2 kids and has been fat and lazy ever since. She does clean and do laundry once in awhile but it's always when the house becomes absolutely dirtmaxxed. Like 3-4 days out of the week she won't even have things taken out for supper when he gets home from work as indicated by the frequency at which he orders food on one of those apps. Despite all that she finds time to crochet and wrote a children's book lol
>>740424226>drink carbonated water if you don't want plain waterThis.Years ago I was heavily addicted to coca-cola. Started drinking carbonated water. At first you'll hate it with a passion, but after a few weeks you'll love it. It's been over 5 years now and I've never looked back. I've had coke here or there since then of course, but I find it considerably lacks as much carbonation as the sparkling water does.To me nothing beats an ice cold carbonated water. That snakebite throat hit from the temperature and the fizz is almost better than sex.
>>740416328>there is no excuse to allow it.you've never had young kids. keeping that fucking place filthy required hours of cleaning daily.
>>740415480they might not like it, but when you're in a depressive state, like many are in todays mentally unstable world, these things are easy highlighted amongst people. And it's true, women will tidy up and put a mask on out of sheer selfish competitiveness but once that impulse is gone, she falls apart infinitely greater than a man.
>>740424397Those look like stroopwafel but rectangular and made in an electric grill.>two pound bag, half a kiloA groyperious aperitif for suretry melting some caramel candy or milk chocolate. with butter inbetween two bread slices with the edges cut off in an electric grill
>>740427589sounds sexychris is truly a man of taste
>>740416425Yes, something to avoid getting neck problems from reading like that. And likely eyesight problems too. Both of which can be provided by a good monitor at a proper distance with good lighting conditions.
>>740418365Control group / backup. If the rest of the world goes into a wrong direction and fails to recover, monks (and amish I guess) will be there to fill the emptied niche.
>>740409669>>740412010I'm comfortable living like this, and wouldn't have it any other way. If I inherited a ton of money I'd still live like this.
>>740407074looks a little bit messy, but it looks clean. no rancid shit that smells like rot and puke
What routine do I do to get as swole as Chris?>natty plz, I don't wanna /fraud/
>>740407074>No simrig in the corner. how does he live?
>>740436228You can't do it natty. You have to be juicing because when you pile in the calories required to get that huge you also get chubby along with the hueg liek xbox muscles.
>>740407074Worktable, yeah. Can't be bothered to put everything away everyday when I use them all the time.Foodstuff and clothes? No. Those are mold and pest magnets. Always clean up after. Not to mention the smell.Protip, the SMELL is your lifeline. If your nose start adapting to the stink that you can't tell the dfiference but guests can, that's the red flag.
>>740407074nowomen live like this while pretending men live like slobs
>>740418365>and get paid for it.hobos get paid more
>>740414605>turn on pc, open up browser, go on 4chan, ads starts loadingNightmare fuel until the adblocker starts working
