How would you survive?
>>740436341The man who was nagged to death
>>740436341None of those one thousand women would want to fuck me, I'd survive just fine
>>740436469FPBPYou think it's hot cause the women gotta shag you but imagine how annoying it is, the whole place is decorated with those 'live love laugh' signs and fake macrame and every day you gotta put up with passive agressive bullshit, it's like living in one of those families where all your aunts are around
>>740436636Don't you think they'll take that frustration out on you?
>>740436689I deal with shit like that from indian men all the time. Must be something up with their hormones.
>>740436341You've got 15 years at most before they're fucking your sons and no, they won't let you raise them to obey you
>>740436341They wouldnt survive, any children would eventually become inbred and unable to have kids
>>740436341when in rome, do as the romans
>>740436856No, anon, no you don't, idk what kinda clout you think you get from lying on the internet but no you don't
within 15 minutes one of the woman will have said she dreamed that you were a sex pest and youd be exiled, in which theyd accidentally leave the vault open like fuckwits
There's an Irish myth about this.>it's the Great Flood of the Bible (monks would adapt native Irish myth to fit within Biblical "history")>Cesair, Noah's grand daughter, builds three ships, but there are barely any men left alive so it's 1 man per 500 women on each boat. The men explicitly have to please the women>two are young men, one is quite old>one of the young men dies on the ship from an accident, so his women are divided up between the remaining two, meaning it's 750 women per man now>finally the flood starts to subside and they spot Ireland on the horizon>the landing is rough and in the process, the old man dies>the surviving man, Fintan, is the first to make it to shore>he looks back and sees 1500 horny women staring at him, expecting him to populate the new land>instead he runs into the hills and hides>over time, he becomes a weird elemental creature like the Faun from Pan's Labyrinth that can also shapeshift into different animals to experience the island in all ways imaginable>the women slowly die out and the island is essentially uninhabited From there he occasionally cameos in other myths, sometimes implied to be different magical animals and other times in his weird ancient elemental form.
>>740436341pretend I'm on the spectrum>>740436689The whole place would be a fucking mess.>cause the women gotta shag youWhy? The ugly ones might feel compelled to but the attractive ones would likely keep to themselves.>>740436856Indian men have the grip strength of women.
>>740437951based volcel chad
>>740438213>Indian men have the grip strength of womenMore specifically, the average Indian man has a weaker average grip strength than the average non-Indian woman.
One man could easily beat up ten, maybe 30 women, 70 tops if he has the stamina, assuming nobody has a weapon. Over 100 though... that would be difficult
Fun fact: Vault 68 is the same thing but 1 woman and 1000 men. 68 is the page in the Kama Sutra about women's pleasure
>>740436887That isn't how genetics work, idiot. No I'm not going to explain anything to you because you wouldn't learn anything anyway.
>>740438953how many can fit into a single room in a vault?
>>740436341More like Bald 69 lol
>>740436341I will just be me, that will be enough to drive anyone off. It will certainly not be some harem paradise, that's for sure. They will either strap you to a table for the rest of your life and extract your semen with a needle directly from your balls, or they will drive you to suicide with bullying and man hating.
>>740438953the trick is to start a war among the women themselves to buy you time until you finish the Power strong armher with the women you want to fuck/actually are likeable.
>>740438953Just say that blondes are better than brunettes and watch the infighting ensue
>>740436341Do nothing and let the women destroy each other.
>>740436781No. Women hate each other more than they hate men
>>740436636stapled to a wall and milked by a machine for your seed. 100% that the woman would try to remove the guy from the equation.
>>740439435Delusional retard. They hate men far more.
>>740437085did you just heccin invalidate his experience? Not cool faggonio, what would your redditoid friends say?
>>740436887>>740439181NASA made plans for generational starships, and did the calculations on how many males and females would be required to prevent inbreeding problems.The number is surprisingly low, but it requires strict breeding plans. In other words, nobody gets to choose who they have sex with for 3 generations, after that it becomes more relaxed but there are rules still.
>>740436341I'd lock myself in and only allow whoever made me food to enter
>>740439435>t. incel who never talked to womenmale friendships are shallow and don't last as long as women, sisterhood has more meaning than a brotherhood
>>740436341I'm naturally woman repellant, I'd be fine
>>740439661what movie is this
>>740439517the truth is that women are solipsistic and basically hate everyone apart from themselvesThey only become actual human beings after giving birth, and even then, only sometimes
>>740439843Boku no pico
>>740439661I had this dream once
>>740437951kek, preferred returning to monke over dealing with woman. based.
>>740439950nah, boku no pico is way hotter
>>740439843女囚701号/さそり/Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion
>>740439843Himegoto.
>>740439661That's some nice titties.
I had a class in highschool where I was the only guy. If it's like that then most will ignore me and a few will treat me as a novelty.
>>740440194I went to a dance class once because I knew there wouldn't be other guys thereBut it felt awkward as fuck being surrounded by women. The whole experience was really unsettling, it was much more quiet than I expected. I never went back and I don't regret it
>>740438953How the fuck are you winning against 30 armed women? Even 30 kids swarming with knives will fuck one dude up.
>>740440194I went to a big party once and later found out I was the only straight male there. Everyone else who I thought were like me were well disguised lesbians or ftm trannies. The lighting wasn't great or else I would've noticed, probably
honestly 1:10 and youre being locked in a room and fed scraps because the cadence at which you speak makes one of them uncomfortable
>>740440885>assuming nobody has a weapon>assuming nobody has a weapon>assuming nobody has a weapon
>>740439605Where can I apply?
Just don't sleep around for the first year and wait until things calm down? Nigga just don't shit where you eat how hard can it be?
>>740436887I mean its only until the radiation clears so if its in a lightly hit area, maybe 100 years. So yeah theres going to be some half incest kids/grandkids from the first dude but they should be able to survive that long.
>>740437951I searched it up, it was only 50 women total. Still reasonable to run away into the wilderness in such a situation.
>>740438953One man is beating 10 women tops if they coordinate. Numbers are king, you jump 1 guy alone with 3 guys the loner loses 99% of the time. Even if women are half as strong as a man, you arent beating 10 of them unless they attack you one on one. Hollyjew has lead to people underestimating number advantages.
>>740436341The women would all turn into lesbians with my presence.
>>740442043I get your point and that's usually true, but look at any video of women fighting. It's ridiculous. If they're trained fighters then yeah the number would be very different, but I'm talking about a random decently fit dude fighting random women for whatever reason
>>740437951it's like reverse enkidu, what a chad
>>740436341Produce the ubermensch by only breeding the nice autists
>>740436341i think that even in this situation i would still become isolated somehow
>>740436341That sounds like torture. I would rather risk my chance in the wasteland.
>>740442043>Even if women are half as strong as a manlol you wish, 50% as strong as a man is the best case scenario, they are weaker than that in most areashttps://archive.is/HMeRTyou have no clue how weak a woman is. even fighting a group of per-pubescent boys would be more difficult than fighting a group of women
>>740439661There are actual "men" that would want this to happen to them.Being dominated and emasculated by women, you should never be so desperate that you are willing to give up your manhood to get laid.And if you are not desperate but still want this, you might as well cut your dick off and call yourself Ma'am.
>>740442043if you go sicko mode you'll likely scare them into submission. just pick one up and choke slam her to show dominance.
>>740438953>>7404420431 in 10 women are /fit/, I doubt the average virgin here could even beat one of them
>>740436341I know it smell crazy in there
>>740437951He achieved wizard powers. I am jealous.
I honestly hate being surrounded by men in general and I would much prefer being around a bunch of women. I don't care if it means things will break more often and I'll be nagged, I'm just so tired of the soft power games that men do with each other. That shit doesn't exist with women, the bitchiest chick is still nowhere near as petty as the average guy and no one wants to admit it.
>>740436689I am a man with testicles and I have guts in my belly and a spine in my back, so being near annoying people isn't going to make me hold my head and go cry out to niggerman.>vnr
>>740444028>Fat tits>Hairy pitsSAUCE!!!
Whoa, another video game thread about people who get 0 pussy but act like they know everything about it.
I think I'd probably die within the 1st few days but I'd try to kill as many of them as i could using the best weapon i could find and striking while they slept taking time to fuck the corpse of the cutest one who would be my first victim.
>>740444028I finished a girl three belts above mine in jiu-jitsu more than once.She just blacked out.And I'm a half-fat slob.
>>740444121>I'm just so tired of the soft power games that men do with each other. That shit doesn't exist with women, the bitchiest chick is still nowhere near as petty as the average guy and no one wants to admit it.
>>740444028Your average fit women still loses to average dudes
>>740436341I think each woman would see it as another woman’s duty to breed with me, but never herself. So we’d all die out.
>>740436341Activate my military-issue transponder and summon a verti assault team to the front door
>>740444640Yeah, but what is the surprise in that?
>>740439740Uh-oh, roastie mad!
It would be complete hell>all of them are hostile to eachother and constantly backstabbing, possibly literally>if you get close to any one of them, she's 100% dead within a week, but probbaly more like a dayIts like midas curse, except the woman you touch dies within 24 hours, fucked upThe mental scarring would probably turn any man into some antisocial creature if he wasnt already
>>740444121
>>740439435They might dislike each other but they'll always take another woman's side on most gender issues by default.
>>7404441212/10 bait, you over sold it.
>>740436341God, I wish that were meMan, can you imagine? That would be heaven on earth
>>740445031>Have to sneak plap any woman to make sure there is a chance of procreation>Hope the pregnancy doesnt show>Hope they don't get poisoned to miscarry
>>740438213>Why?cause they're ovulating
>>740444028muscular hairy woman is the hottest thing ever
>>740437951>and he was left alone on an island with 1500 foids
>>740439517Watching a group of women interact dispels that myth rather quickly. It's all false smiles and empty platitudes while they plot each others demise. A circular firing squad of fake friends.other.
>>740443709Only /v/ could try to make what you just saw into something gay
>>740436341Honestly?Very easily. These aren't the horrific, sociopathic women of our time, these are the idealized women of the pre-war Fallout world, 50s~esque ideology and all. IE, breedable and submissive. Honestly, this would be paradise, as the lone male easily assumes command as the Overseer and sets up a breeding program, which the hordes of women will follow like the sheep they are.
>>740436341I would personally take the time to get to know each and every one of them. I'd learn what their favourite foods are, what their hobbies are, and what their life's dreams are. I'd treat them with respect, kindness and use a little bit of charm on each of them (not in a manipulative way, I'm just a bit of a cheeky flirt, nothing untoward). I'd kill spiders for them, open jars for them, be a calm voice of reassurance to them in their darkest hours. I would expect nothing in return, I'd just enjoy every moment I could by being around them and getting along with them.
>>740448363t. Loneliest man in vault 69
>>740448363i would play video games alone in my room (i do this now)
Ok how about1000 women1 male jeet
>>740444028Sauce!!
>>740436341The strongest survival strategy involves deception and mass murder until you've reduced the numbers down to yourself and a few wivesIf you do not engage in these horrible acts, you and any of your children are almost certainly going to end up dead
>>740436856>indian>men
>>740444121unironically true
>>740437017giwtwm (lying on the lap)
>>740444121bro you can't just make shit up about men and expect us to believe it, we're all men here.
>>740444121Yep, you can even see the power games being played in this very thread
>>740436341You wouldn't.women together become retarded. they would inevitably end up forming some psycho feminazi death cult and cutting your dick off because they inevitably end up asking you some question that is a passive aggressive attack on another woman and whatever your answer is you either piss off the targeted woman and all of her friends or the one who asked the question and all of her friends.
>>740444121It is like being in a dog pack bro its fucking tiresome. Some fag will just randomly sperg out and try to put down someone else in the group. It's non stop. 1 on 1 or I avoid them altogether
>>740437951hyperchad shit
>>740442043I never thought I would meet the 20% of people who don't think they could beat a rat in a fight.
>>740444028>1 in 10 women are /fit/Fit women are still not that strong. Ive once sparred with a semi pro mma chick. She tried to armbar me, and i simply brute forced out of it. Then i punched her once and she was ko.>t. autist who was too poor for a computer so he lifted heavy stones instead
>>740449708Brittany Venti go back to /pol/
>>740436341Iirc he was basically a beaten and abused slave used only for repopulation. The women fought over him, he would only get food and cleaned if he complied. "The women partnered up with eachother instead and he was put to work as a slave for them. Used for labor and insemination only"
>>740449534>People think they'd have a harder time beating a wolf than a large dog.We have dogs purpose bred to fuck up wolves and some of those are fucking huge. I'd take my chances against the wolf.
>>740449534im definitely not beating a king cobra. i'd pass away from fear first.
>>740439740Absolute bait. I do not believe you are this ignorant
>>740449863what youtube video did you hear this from
>>740445320>That would be heaven on earthHow? I can barely stand being around two women at once. They will constantly be nagging you. They wont leave you alone just because you aren't currently fucking them.
>>740449534We are descendants of hunters why wouldn't we be able to beat any of those animals? Even the most scrawny man has a big chance of outsmarting them.
>>740448363How kind of you to volunteer to be 1,000 different women's platonic gay friend. Shame the vault will go extinct because not a single one of them will want to have sex with you after that.
>>740450128You'd be surprised
>>740450059why do you care about what a woman says? just treat it as noise and demand sex
>>740449974Black isle studios writers actually before their isometric version of fallout 3 got canceled
>>740436341Hope there's maybe five reasonable ones to keep the others from driving me insane within a week. Hope that whatever area I'm living is has good sound proofing.
>>740450308Fallout was more open to darker themes in the older games and I miss it 3 nv and 4 never hit the same feeling
>>740439740You dont even believe this foid.
>>740439740We both know that's not true.
>>740450267yeah im sure you're a chad pulling all kind of tail
>>740449534I could beat a gorilla in a fight unarmed, but not a lion. A cat can already be tricky to fight and is only easy because you can swat it away or just grab it and slam it against the ground repeatedly. A lion is like a cat on steroids, and conventional anti-cat martial arts don't work on it. I imagine it would still be able to at least scratch the shit out of you even if you managed to take its back and put it in a choke.
>breaks their vault door closing mechanism as i escape get fucked
>>740436341Is this implying that they were multiple thousands of people in the vault, in the ratio was one man for every thousand women? Like if there were five men there'd be 5,000 women? That seems way too high of a population to be sustainable in a vault. Even 1,000 people in one volt sounds like too many, but if that was the case why not just say it was the vault with one man and a thousand women?
>>740450583>Anti-cat martial arts>Master Lo Wang, pussy destroyerTell us, sifu, how best do we beat a pussy in mortal combat?
>>740450535it's caveman advice anon
>>740450183Just write your fanfiction and get it over with lmao
>>740444121It's real. I think the difference between men and women is women feel that they can get away with nagging, while men channel it in different ways/stop themselves. Plus, men are much more goal-oriented.>>740436341I would jerk off in the bathroom and play vidya.
I'd be fine.They would ignore me until they needed something heavy moved or a something down from a shelf, and then they would go back to ignoring me.I know this because that's how women treat me in real life.
>>740450128I'm okay with that
>>740436469>every king who ever had a harem was nagged by the entire haremwhat?
>>740450067That question is talking about an unarmed surprise fight. It isn't talking about how humans actually fight.Let's say you wanna hunt a lion. What you would do is >bring your mates >get weapons>use knowledge from the sage/fellow hunters/internet to know how he operates>track him down>strike at the right moment.You are not going to out-box a lion. But if I had five anons from this thread with me on a hunt for Mufasa, we'll probably be able to do it, provided they don't sperg out.
>>740449534Rat, cat, medium and large dogs, wolf, maybe an eagle, and cobra if we're going by knife fight rules where the winner is the one who dies second. Away from the water I think the croc probably can't beat me, but I don't know how I would beat it.
Imagine the opposite. 1000 men for every 1 woman. It would be absolute carnage, 1000x worse than any situation conjured up in this thread. I would instantly kms at the thought of having to spend my days surrounded by men
>>740451293there'd be like 20 men who claimed the woman and the rest would just give upthats pretty much real life too
>>740451293That existed too.
>>740449534How the fuck do under 50% of people think they'd lose to an eagle, like yeah the talons and beak would hurt but those things probably aren't strong enough to stop you from ripping their wings off
>>740439740I worked at a grocery store when I was younger and my manager told me a story about one of the guys that worked in the meat market. >one day he clocks out of work, and hangs around the store for some reason >manager asks him "What are you still doing here? Aren't you gonna go home?">guy says, "I can't.">manager asks why>"I can't, because my best friend is at home, fuckin' my wife right now." he says>the manager asks him why the fuck would he let him do that>he replies "Well, he hasn't gotten laid in a while, so I'm doin' him a solid.">manager is dumbfounded, but guy explains:>"You can get another wife, but you can't get another best friend." Make of that what you will, but I have a hard time believing that a woman would even consider letting her husband fuck her best friend. I think that says a lot about the nature of male friendship. Or the guy is just a dumb cuck. You be the judge.
>>740451645I like having eyes
>>740451645Probably they're thinking of a real eagle that would just fly away unharmed, so you couldn't beat one in a fight.
>>740450750>fanfictionA woman ruined my early life so no, it's not fiction.
>>740451645I think you underestimate how big some eagles can get. The question really should specify the species, but that's probably asking too much.
>>740451590i imagine the population went down pretty fast
>>740450665I think that 5000 or so people is implied to be the standard vault populationWhat you see in the games is obviously scaled down to actually fit in the game, but you wouldn't have things like Vault City, if that actually represented the totality of a Vault's population
>>740451872Anon, that graph shows there are people who think they'd lose to a rat. People apparently massively overestimate the power of the animals in question as much as they underestimate their own power as a human being.
>>740450067>20 guys with spears and bows killing a gorilla vs 1 guy fighting a gorilla with his bear hands
>>740449534>Eagle 30%it's a bird. one good hit fucks it up
>>740449534there is literally no situation where you would EVER have to fight unarmedhand to hand combat is such a shit meme and I'm tired of it.
>>740437951Holy based
>>740452231"But that wouldn't happen" is literally the lowest possible IQ response to any hypothetical question.
>>740451076They were, those bitches were conniving as hell
>>740438953Pampered modern women? maybe a few. Battle scarred women? you are fucking delusional
>>740452303I point out that unarmed combat is stupid and you get asshurt and start calling me low IQ, are you a martial arts instructor or something? What's wrong with you? I am not legally mandated to respect your hypothetical you ugly nigger
>>740448363The women would be pegging you within 30 minutes
>>740452510Okay but how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>740452691I would feel hungry, and comfort myself with thoughts of beating you to death with a large metal baseball bat while you tell me weapons are dishonourable
>>740448162I didn't say it was gay, I said it was unmanly.
>>740452691But I did have breakfast?
>>740452691But I didn't have breakfast?
>>740436341Anyone that likes fallout should be killed.
>>740438953I know women at gym that would strangle some of my friends to death
>>740452691I could fight my breakfast unarmed
>>740453484No, you don't.
>>740452691I had breakfast tho
>>740436341I believe the women would be more focused on fighting each other than doing anything to the one man. To have access to the man, and us the ability to have sex and children would be the ultimate status symbol in the vault, but one man can only have so much sex so the women would fight to establish a hierarchy of dominance where the top women would monopolize access to you and the lesser women would either never get access to you, or have to pay the dominant women just for one night of access with the man if she was ever horny or wanted a baby. You'd probably need to be more worried about some deranged the femcel near the bottom of the hierarchy trying to kill you out of spite so that none of the other women could have you either.
>>740452752kek
>>740451193OK but is it a small room? What kind of terrain? am I naked? I know I can beat a big dog and maybe a bigger animal with a towel.
>>740452513mission accomplished
>>740436341Hiding in the sewers
>>740437951Good ladBased
>>740436341I'd only have sex with my wife, and the rest of the women would have to use IVF or turkey basters if they wanted to get pregnant.
>>740449534to be fair for some Americans they may be thinking of a NYC rat
>>740451937She got tired of constantly being raped and killed herself.
>>740440885Bro cant read. Im sorry.
>>740444028Women typically dont have a history of fighting, espeically white or asian women. If its black women, you will be ganged up on and lose. But if its white women, all you really need to do is make an example out of the first few ones you punch and its GG, the rest will fall in line.
>>740438953one good punch can knock one out, if youre even slightly fit you should be fine
>>740441178at nasa
>>740451937DoubtfulThe biggest chad in the vault probably took over as dictator and established a strict hierarchy, all the other men fell in line, and there was no conflict after that. That's how male social dynamics tend to work. Once every dude in the group understands his place, things run smoothly. Whoever ended up with the girl probably had bodyguards posted outside their room together just in case though
>>740449534I'm confident I could kill everything up to the gorilla. Beyond that and including the gorilla, I'm not sure if I could hurt them without a weapon. Maybe I could bite their necks, but it would be difficult.BTW I have already killed a feral cat and dog, plus a rat, rabbit, and goose. They all attacked me first
>>740456086Crocodile mouths apparently can apply like two tons of pressure. They can rip your legs off. And they have thick hides too. I don't see how you win against them unarmed. You'd have to at least pick up a rock or something
>>740437951I'm pretty sure Fintan mac Bochra becomes the World Salmon by diving into the water to escape the womenSome indigenous foods are auspicious, like hazelnuts and especially salmonFionn mac Cumhaill (pronounced Finn McCool), a culture hero, finds a leprechaun and comes under his tutelage, the leprechaun is looking for the World Salmon to eat it and gain its knowledgeThen he finds it and fries it up (so Fintan becomes a fawkin cheeky fish fry) and then Fionn eats him after a little accident and with the leprechaun's permission and then gains like the equivalent of the Akashic Record in his head on commandBut then, there's another story where the World Salmon and this other solitary eagle figure come together at the end of the celtic religious period and recount all of Ireland's history (the last conversion to christianity) and then disappear into the fairy realm (which is still happening concurrent with the present or something)I personally like the canon that he dips out only to job and get eaten, although lots of stories conflict
>>740452752Based
>>740444121Kinda true, but male power games are straightforward. You can establish your position simply by saying "I'll do this " and then doing it. Women play far more deceptive games, and besides that pretend to be friends while they do it. Men will be clear about their opinions.Two of my good friends, it started as hostile strangers. After the fight, we trusted each other.
>>740456082if theres only 1 female, the population cant grow that fast cause 9 months pregnancy. if it was the reverse like OPs then problem solved.
>>740439740that's the opposite LOL
>>740451645If you managed to get a hold of its wing or leg, just slam it on the ground over and over until it stops moving. That's a big if, though, as birds of prey are fast.
Inevitably, one of them would have a women moment and shoot me out of spite or jealousy and the vault would collapse in on itself
>>740456286With crocs and gators, it's easy to hold their mouths shut. You can get on it and grab the jaw, and there's nothing they can do. Maybe go into the water
>>740436341Wouldn’t some women start lezzing out at that point?
>>740456286Just roll with them. They are dumb and blind animals that only know one move. They are only strong in water.
>be me>women dont even look at me irl>guys dont even care about me irli'll be fine. i'll just continue doing what i'm doing and go back to my bunk and masturbatebut in vault 69 i'll probably set up 5 captains and then give them 20 women per captain. favor one or the other depending on the day and let the infighting solve itself
>>740456898Yeah, it's not bad if you have surprise factor on your side, but in a fair fight? It'd be over
>>740436689>>pretend I'm on the spectrumPretend?
>>740436341I would be rape meat, the hottest girls would go first and then the rest so the femcels won't cause an uprising for my boy benis. Generally 69 would be peaceful if I had the reasonable logical foids were in charge. since girls tend be so caught up with themselves I could be occasionally in the back of the vault chillin while they pull their hair from random bitch drama.
>>740436341Create a harem and a dedicated guard of females from my harem who would serve as my body guards to keep me safe from the other females then declare myself Overseer for life. Then I'd institute a weekly voting system for which woman among the non harem population I would inseminate that week, and people would nominate themselves if they were willing and not pregnant. Id assume there would be some women who were lesbian and I'd make a point to ensure that theyre free to do to make me more of a benevolent king. Then after that we would need to get a breeding program going where any males born would need to inseminate an older women besides their mother to try to keep the inbreeding at a minimum in the long run, but then half brothers and sisters would need to have kids as well. Eventually the population would stabilize as more males would be present and I could transfer my power as king to an elected position and die hopefully we'll remembered.
>>740436341I would cut my dick and balls off and bleed out before I let a single roastie touch me
getting stuck with people I don't like is a nightmare to meimagine being thrown inside of a closet with a girl you do not find attractive in the slightest that wants to shag you
i put a nine millimeter against my head and threaten to blow my brains out if they try to make me anything but the dedicated impregnation king
>>740457456When youre horny enough any hole is a goal and 1000 women cant all be fuck ugly
>>740436341>1000 women to punch without a single man to stop meI was born for this.
>>740442043if you take self preservation and human nature out of it it'd be like 5 women against an average man.But we aint bees or ants and the average bloke could scare a bunch into submission and they'd be infighting instead of coming up with a decent plan.
>>740451645A lot of people have never had to man handle or spend time around wildlife and underestimate how strong we are or are so unfathomably weak and pathetic that they probably would lose to an eagle.
>>740436341Easy, I’d preemptively kill off the ugly chicks before they got desperate and horny enough to try and gang up and rape me. If Im surrounded by women they better be fucking good looking.
>lock myself in a room with food, water, porn and something to read>emerge a month later after they've all killed each other
>>740456086What fucking hellhole are you living in that the rabbits are attacking people
>>740457628An average man can easily kill an average woman with a single punch.When I was a teen and hit my BPDemon of a mother very lightly out of frustration that bitch had a huge bruise in that spot next day. It took absolutely no strength to make her fall over by pushing, which I sometimes utilized to stunlock her while waiting for the cops. Women are pathetically weak. They can be surprisingly resilient if you hit them right, but they have 0 points in offense basically.If you think 5 women can take on an average man you are either severely underestimating men, severely overestimating women, or both. Foids love talking about "seeing red" or "adrenaline", that shit is fiction. An underage boy that just hit puberty could easily take on 5 women, much less a fully grown adult.
>>740436341I would try to escape
>>740436341Be nice to them :^)
>>740436341If you're unsure what to do, you can just watch this indian ai slop for the answer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-YEBknZZMc
>>740458537>>740456086
>>740458550Im thinking of the average unfit male and im also thinking of 5 women with ant brains perfectly synched to just latch onto a limb and tire the guy out. 5 bodies swarming on a downed male is a bit of weight to carry and would tire him out.Obviously fit trained males could take more.
>>740457583i wish this didnt get axed
>>740458969>im also thinking of 5 women with ant brains perfectly synched to just latch onto a limb and tire the guy out.What does the 5th woman do? Sit on his face?
>>740459117the neck is the 5th limb so yes.
>>740439740lol, lmao even
>>740436341>How you think it would end upChinese emperor level Harem>How it would actually end upMan gets turned into a living reproductive tool with no rights of his own, whose use is severely regulated by the most powerful females.
I've had two girlfriends in the past seven years. I broke up with one in 2023 and kicked her out, luckily she found a simp who let her move in with him. She cheated on him with me a few months after that and he forgave her. I felt like a piece of shit because I was just horny and thought she was single, I even explicitly told her I just wanted sex and didn't want to rekindle the relationship. I think they have kids together now, it's grim. The girl after that was more of a normalfag girl (the other girl watched anime, went on 4chan and liked some vidya) and I actually enjoyed her company a lot more. I've been with her for about a year and a half now but I just can't shake the feeling of wanting to be alone so I flaked on hanging out with her tonight to get drunk alone and replay MGS2.>>740457389>giving women the right to voteHave you not learned anything?
>>740458969The thing you need to understand though is that women are extremely cowardly. Even if they can rationally realize that with such a massive numbers advantage, they could simply swarm you and overwhelm you with sheer body mass alone, they also know that the first woman that gets close enough is likely getting a punch to the face that could very likely kill her, and there's pretty good odds that not one woman would actually be willing to step up and take that first hit so that the rest of the horde could get in place to start piling onto the man, so they would all just stand their anxiously and do nothing. But I'm also not sure why everyone is even arguing about this as If it's just inevitable that all the women will want to physically attack the man for some reason.
>>740439605Doing a warm-up already by not choosing who I have sex with on Earth.
>>740458537>>740458782It was eating plants in my garden and became aggressive when I tried to pull it out, so I killed it
>>740438296That reminds me of something I recently thought about.There are 2 types of incel, the in-incel and the vol-incel.A vol-incel is an incel that's an incel by choice, someone that unironically could have sex just by taking care of their appearance.The in-incel, or true incel, is someone that looks so bad that not even surgery can fix his face.
>>740459367Most of /v/ is extremely cowardly so it balances out. Lets be honest most of you dysgenics are physically weaker than a newborn foal.
>>740444028sexowho is shereverse didnt work
>>740459367if that man is me, they're attacking on sight
>>740459943There's already terms for those things we call them fakecels and truecels.
>>740459950And if'n I am? What now?
>>740436341i work in a school, this is basically already the situation in the individual departments.in the female dominated subjects (english, languages, sociology, RE and music at this school) theres usually 1 dude who gets stuck being the 'dad' of the staffroom, swapping batteries in clocks, swapping the toner and paper in the printers, moving desks.all things they're perfectly capable of, since usually the male staff move into other departments pretty quickly (we have a high turnover rate in maths and science because holy shit is it hard to teach kids hard subjects now and parents will literally stalk and berate the staff instead of admit their kid didn't do their homework) and they get along doing it themselves i subjects that are male dominated you usually get a split up of those roles, but if the guy who usually knows about the printer isn't there, a staff member will still swap out toner or paper if they need it, which is what the female staffrooms miss out on.everyone ditches any task more complex onto our poor maintenance team, or if the object has a power plug, to the IT guys (the number of times i get a ticket with "printer broken" and its just out of paper is infuriating).its real interesting watching how the groups change over the years though, Sports had a male majority until about 3 years back when we dropped rugby, and picked up netball, so quite a few sports staff went into other departments to try fill in that math science loss, and now all the equipment is thrashed, because the old boys used to sit around maintaining them in their free periods with the students.but the women stick to the staffroom with eachother, and have had to get a paid role set-up for a sport equipment management.the reverse in hospitality though, all the old girls retired, and ex-chefs came in, and lost the prep-assistant because the chefs maintain their own tools, so the preprooom manager just weighs out ingredients and may be made redundant soon.
>>740436887Inbreeding didn't stop the Hapsburgs or the swamp people in fallout 3.
>>740460315Welp...I knew I was too late...
>>740436341The correct option is to exploit the position of being the only male to control how the vault’s entire culture, standards, and values evolve by eugenics. Want a vault with a good work ethic? The laziest women are forbidden from accessing your cock while the most diligent get the most access. Want the future generations to be smart? Only select the top % of women with the strongest memories. Want the future generations to be fit? Host women’s volleyball/tennis tournaments & only mate with the winners.
>>740439740>women tell each other everything about each other then end their friendships after 5 years maximum>"This is deep.">men share info on a need-to-know basis but can be friends for decades>"This is so shallow."
>>740460737Yes? You just described shallow, dunno why people can't accept this yet there's plenty of people making content about how "easy" it is for a man to get a friend.
>>740436341>How would you survive?I wouldn't. I'm not straight, I"m Bi>So what's the problemI'm a lifelong furry with zero attraction to humans. I don't find them repulsive but don't experience any form of arousal being around them. I'm completely blind to what attractive even is with real people. In short the only way I'd get it up is through force. Even if I didn't resist they'd kill me with snu snu
>>740436341you might think you want this, but you don't. it's like being the only man in an office full of women, they don't actually want you, they just want to outcompete other women.
>>740442043>women>coordinateI'm more afraid of two women than ten women. Remember, women are herd animals and need group consensus to do anything. Ten women would be paralyzed with fear and none would make the first move because it's statistically unlikely she'd be the first one targeted if I attack. With two one of them might realize "there's a coin flip chance he attacks me, I should just go for it" and she's attacking the other would see an opening to ambush me while I focus on the first.
>>740439740Now THAT'S good bait!
>>740442043It depends if the man has time to prepare. I could see him handling ~150 if he gears up and sets traps and lures them down a hallway.
>>740452691Icecream? God I love icecream!
>>740460737yes, the male friendship in that situation IS shallow, thats WHY it lasts so long, i dont need to know my mate josh is into getting jacked off by a robot with the gearshift hes currently driving us to work with in his ass, so by not knowing that i can be friends with him longer.the women i know all know everything about eachother, and usually at some point they let slip that their thing is crushing kittens skulls with their high heels, and thats why they stop being friends.but also, if something is important to josh, i will find out about it, because over 20 years i've learned what areas are actually shallows, and which parts are giant underwater pits.so when he starts talking about how hes excited about AI, and i find out hes using it to make his work truck call him a slut we can all just ignore that portion of his life, and NONE of us will bring it up again, but we will change up the carpool system so hes not in it.we still chat at lunch, and while im less willing to discuss microcontroller development with him in specifics, we can still discuss how cool the new ESP32 board is with its wifi capabilities, and how 3d printing lets you integrate it inot remote motion devices, and he doesn't mention its to jack him off, and i pretend i dont know thats what its for, and we still share cool info about the shallow portion of the hobby.shallow, but deep in places.womens relationships are deep, but without the abyssal depths.
>>740437085maybe he works for X
>>740436341>How would you survive?Ear plugs.
>>740459318>Have you not learned anything?Im still the monarch until death, and im waiting for men to become present in society before i institute a democracy again once the breeding program isnt necessary anymore. It would be in line with american culture and make the temporary monarchy seem more justified for the women while i breed them
>>740436341>How would you survive?impregnate a few, sterilize myself when the wenches get too uppity.
>>740460409Anon, it's strange to see someone like you who isn't terminally online. It's a good thing, obviously. Maybe you should avoid this place at all costs, preserve your own sanity.
>>740462387Probably for the best anyway as impregnating more woman wouldn't help. The Vault would still die of massive inbreeding anyway
>>740462178>words words words stfu cunt
>>740445031>>740445346The obvious solution is to have them form a line and ration sex. Either it works out and they share, or the vault turns into a dictatorship, with the women managing the distribution of this precious resource hoarding it for themselves, and you become the vault dictator's husband and occasionally get into threesome with top party officials.
i would just leave
>>740462589sorry for outing you josh, it was just an example.but also the fuck are you doing on a TEXT forum if you don't want to read? just cruising for gooner iamges?
>>740462178>but we will change up the carpool system so hes not in itYou are gay and faggy by not bringing this up with him and going behind his back like this
>>740451076Never read the Bible, huh?
>>740457014They're easy to kill on land. Wouldn't want to fight one in the water, though
>>740462808listen man, i dont care who you are, no-one wants to ride in the car one of your mates accidentally shared a video of himself cumming across the seats with the gearshifter up his ass.his response when we told him we were changing up the roster, WITHOUT MENTIONING THE VERY EMBARASING EVENT, was "i get it thanks lads" because heres the thing, he doesn't want to talk about it either.i get that you're hearing about this from a post where i posted it in a joking manner, but shit dude, imagine having your deviancy outed to your entire social circle, would you want to talk about that for the next lifetime, or would you rather everyone just make the changes they need to, and then never mention it again? shit man, its the sort of thing that would literally cause someone to kill themselves.
I would personally strap up with whatever weapons the vault had, fight my way to the door if need be and open it to head out into the wastelandAbsolutely nothing out in the wasteland can be as a bad as being the lone man being in a vault full of women.>>740457505cringe wannabe sexhaverwatch you angle the pistol wrong and end up being a vegetable.You should use a shotgun if you really want to commit a die.>>740457396BASEDFuck women.Not literally. Figuratively>>740460067This picture always makes me laugh.
>>740436341Establishing yourself as king of the vault would be easy.In such a frightening scenario, with nuclear bombs falling outside and having no way of knowing if you might be the last surviving group of humans in the entire world, women will default to their primal instincts and immediately seek to submit to the protection and authority of a man. In this case, you.Just raise your voice and start giving commands and the women will obey. You'll need to establish a power structure fast though, because once sometime passes and the average woman comes to believe that the vault is safe and imminent death isn't coming, some of them might start to feel less submissive, and might start getting ideas about trying to run the vault their way instead of yours.
>>740444121Wrong. Men will endure other men they dislike if their presence is a net benefit to a team/group. Women will ostracize women they dislike regardless of efficacy simply because they don't toe the line of random bullshit they decided isn't correct that given week.
>>740463180>accidentally shared a video of himself cumming across the seats with the gearshifter up his ass. Nightmare fuel, you have to have better opsec than this.If you have video like this you keep that shit under lock and key
>>740436341My brain is fried by porn, so even though I should know better than to desire the company of so many women - given that statistically some of them would have to be really ugly and unpleasant - I can't help but imagine this scenario as a nonstop impregnation orgy with devoted submissive hot chicks whose only meaning in life is to be insemnated by me.
>>740463591now imagine finding out that your friends are willing to ignore that part of you, as long as you don't expect them to sit where you cum.thats true friendship.
>>740463891They dont get this because they got the ick, spiritually they are women.
>>740436341>mfw im gay male
I'll blow my head off infront of themlol
>>740436341Do women really get feral if they don't receive the dick?
>>740464713only if you're a chad and know how to pipe them properly
>>740452691I tried to make myself breakfast today. Fucked up. Got angry. Threw it against the wall and called it quits until it was lunch time.
>>740462130Imagine a comic about Batman beating up 130 women using superior tactics, planning, and also just hitting them It would be a top seller of all time
>>740444028Arm wrestle your girl and see for yourself. It's especially funny if she's a gym girl, pinning her down is very easy and she will get mad every time lolDon't arm wrestle mechanics, farm boys, or construction guys. They aren't big but they're stronger than they look
>>740436341picrel
>>740451709>he hasn't gotten laid in a whileI'm sorry but that guy's a cuck.If his mate was a friend he's known since childhood who is a legitimate single virgin and is reaching his 40s or some shit then that's one hell of a sacrifice. Still a cuck but somehow the least offensive.
>>740456086Chimps are insanely strong for their size, I don't think you're beating one of those fuckers
>>740438953Power fantasies are so hilarious.
>>740465573>Chimps are insanely strong for their sizeYes, but the reputation is undeserved. First of all, an average human male is stronger than a chimp. Yes they're stronger pound for pound, but we are larger and stronger than them. And that's before the matter of tools or weapons, which they are not dextrous enough to use.Second, a chimp goes from 0 to 100 immediately, ripping balls and ears, biting faces. Humans can do that too. Many are just waiting for a reason to do so.
>>740465814Wrestle your boyfriend and report back
>>740444203Brother you clearly haven't been in a household where the women outnumber you significally. They've got pussy magic that drains you of your will-power. Unironically an unexplored side of developmental pattern in boys is how a household with few to none men affect their psyche.
>>740465941>Unironically an unexplored side of developmental pattern in boys is how a household with few to none men affect their psyche.I know a few guys who speak rather effeminately due to growing in a household full of females. They're all straight 100% btw, just their speech patterns are fucked.
>>740465852You can't take a chimp. Those fuckers have huge grip strength and they're super quick. You can try to go 0 to 100 but by that point the ape has bitten your fingers off and ripped out you face like a halloween mask.A fully grown male chimp is horrifying creature.
>>740436341That just sounds like a nightmare.
Unrelated but I found this while looking for chimp pictures. I feel it was right to share.
>>740464713I hated my ex so much that I preferred to jack off so I wouldn't have to spend any time with her. Denying a woman the satisfaction of being attractive is the worst thing for them. She even admitted to me that attention is like crack to women, which I already knew, but it was still funny hearing it from a woman.
>>740436341Don't each vault have like 100 people tops?
>>740467013Offer it a snack then shoot it in the head. Burn down and poison its environment to wipe out his entire bloodline.
>>740467076Looks like Cartman
>>740436341Is it weird that I would want to see a movie or series actually explore how this would play out if it were written realistically
>>740436341Overpower security and start killing
>>740443709in this situation is the correct response not to overpower and force yourself upon them?a rape battle if you will
>>740436341even then id still be an incel
>>740437951basado
>>740458782RUN AWAYRUN AWAAAAAY
>>740444028Yeah well my reaction time, bone structure, and level of tenacity is above that of a woman's so when I hold her down and shave her pits against her will, then we'll see who's more /fit/.
Being the only man you will be mostly used for hard labour and the gigastacies in the group will fight over you because they're alpha femalesThe nerds will try to keep the vault running but can't do much any hard labour shit
>>740436341This one was the dumbest vault, what exactly was the problem? There's a myriad of ideas to keep a perfectly functional society here.
>>740464713Women in prison create makeshift dildos
>>740459943>Why yes, I'm voluntarily an incel, how could you tell?
>>740444028I fucking hate when people don't include the sauce
>>740436341It'd be actually hell. Death by drowning.
>>740437951>Fintan
>>740458995Name?
>>740439386That's worse. You're going to be collateral, you know that right?
>>740449534>that many people who don't think they can beat up a gooseI can't imagine having self-esteem that low. Children can easily kill geese.
>Vault Tec creates faults to house remnants of humanity>Vault Tec also puts in place numerous protocols and psychological conditions to ensure they have a high chance of failure or disasterI get Fallout is parodying the Cold War hysteria and sociopathy of nuclear family, WASPs but why would any company sabotage and exert the resources to go through with it.
>>740468020A free for all/rape for all.I like it.
>>740470230What if I hide very well
>>740470372They did think the war was haplening and most were just experiments to benefit the top members of society
>>740468053Wouldn't you be a volcel at this point or you couldn't find pussy in vault full of women?
>>740436341Anyone who doesn’t realize this specific vault will be a sapphic lesbian vault, and the sole male will be relegated to being the sperm donor cattle, who will either be enslaved or given very limited rights, is a fucking moron. This isn’t the heaven you think it is.
>>740456082That is by far and away the most naive thing I've read all month.
>>740437951>putting quotes around historyAtheist faggot.
I go around saying "What? Did someone hear something?" and after all the women say "Oh that's real funny. Did your mother teach you that?" and variations of those types of insults, I just cough in their faces like they don't exist and then I walk around doing chores. If they sabotage me at all, I take a shit in their room.
>>740436856Do Indians live laugh and love?
>>740458550I went through similar. Sorry brother.
>>740436341vault tech wouldn't make a man suffer this badly.
>>740470183You're a virgin, aren't you?
>>740436341wake me up when we have vault 404, 1 man and a box of fuckpuppets
>>740471172It'd be really enjoyable until the first one got pregnant.
>>740436341a thousand to one, so are there multiple men? how many were in the vault? you give me 4 other guys and we form a circle or a wall and I think we could knock out 5 thousand women. the other women would have to step and climb over the knocked out women and it would give us time to recuperate. if we could take over the control of food and start locking these bitches up I think we could form a civilized society if we can just get through the first day
>>740451645>those things probably aren't strong enough to stop you from ripping their wings offI think you underestimate the size of an eagle, and the strength of large birds.A strike from a swan's wing can break bones.
>>740471903Don't eagles need to rise up and gain momentum to do any damage? It's not like they can karate kick you or something
>>740456917The point is that they go extinct for similar reasons as vault 68.
At my age I've only got 6 a day in me max
>>740470956They do the needful, saar.
>>740451076>>every king who ever had a harem was nagged by the entire harem>what?You don't know how harems work, eh? But yes, that would have happened if harems worked like marriages.
>>740436341Fuck the oldest premenopausal women firstMake sure no specific areas are targeted moreSo avoid inpregnating most of the hydroponics or medical teamsPretty much any woman that would hit menopause in the next sixteenish years need to have a baby put in them which will be a few dozen.Those sons will need to be given a list of women they cannot have children withThey will also need to go after the women closest to being infertile firstIf we can get to this, we should presumably be fine as long as incest is avoided so we'll need extensive medical records because every woman should provide at least one son and daughter, preferably more daughtersSon A with Woman A makes Daughters A and B, in theory by the time DA and DB sre getting to the point of needing to be bred we will be 2-3 generations removed which isnt ideal but thats about as close to avoiding the incest as possible.Anyone with birth defects will need to be culled since im mostly playing the odds against defectsAnd hoping the vault can be opened before you grt too far into incest
>>740456641If they are lucky they can get 10 girls in a 16 year periodAssuming the guys arent all old as fuck those 10 girls can produce ten more daughters over a period of about 2 decadesThe issue comes when the original batch of men starts to die off some of the youngest would be aroundBut the goal is to create as many genetically unique children as possible since there will come a point where the unique men have run out and now you have all remaining dwellers with the same motherIf you were luck you got 4-5 generations deep some are further apart than others
>>740451076Harems in real life are quickly and thoroughly put under the iron grip of the heads of the harem which is usually the wife and some concubines. They are not necessarily the ones the guy wants to have sex with.it was amusing reading up on these harems and that the guy would be watched like a hawk when trying to have sex with new or younger girls by old concubines or wives.
>>740436341This is so stupid because they'd die out due to inbreeding. Also you'd get a balanced gender ratio in generation 2.
>>740452691there is literally no situation where you would EVER have to skip breakfast
>>740449534People really overestimate kangaroos for some reason
>>740452752Ok but how would you feel if you met him irl and didn't have a large metal bat?
>>740467181How are you going to do that unarmed in a surprise fight with no prep time?
>>740474991And don't forget the eunuchs were there to put up some really violent order because women start bullying and killing each other immeditely with no male supervisor. The hierarchy was also extremely strict. In short: Making a harem work is A LOT of really hard, complictaed work because women just can't act orderly or rationally. Monogamy is much easier on everyone, which is why monogamous culture generally fare better than polygamous ones. OP's vault 69 would turn into a disaster zone pretty much immediately since the few guys have absolutely no means of imposing order on a bunch of retards running mainly on insane intrasexual competition.
>>740467013you know what else is super quick and has a huge grip strength? dogs. you know how you fight it off? you use your height advantage and massive longass man legs that house the strongest bones in your body to curbstomp the little nigger.
>>740437951>>740470183>>740471515Nigger please, no sane man wants 1,500 women; but a straight man would have taken one or two with him before he cheesed it.
>>740475647>huge grip strength>dogsYou're American, aren't you?
>>740458969>women cooperating perfectly in sync
>>740475890moron.
>>740453484You know women that are impressively fit... for being women. You haven't had direct experience with just how pathetically weak women are, so you're using your knowledge of the male body to estimate their strength. This is obviously a massive overestimation.You might as well be saying that a strong man would BTFO an average gorilla because that's roughly the strength difference we're dealing with.
>>740439740Lol. Lmao even.>Women: she didn't reply to my tweet within 5 minutes. This friendship is overMeanwhile>Men: hey, it's me, we haven't spoken for a decade, but I need some help. Say no more. (Guy instantly materialises on your doorstep to help)
>>740454675Based monogamychad.
>>740441539many vaults were just bizarre social experiments, saving people was not the goal
>>740444028if I ever get a wife, she ain't shaving.
>>740451723maybe stop trying to make out with it?
>>740475278I would feel disappointed that I forgot my large metal bat, and comfort myself with a large brick or rock instead. Which I would then use to cave your skull in while you cry about weapons being dishonourable.
>>740476701Okay but what if he doesn't live in a favela like you and there aren't any large bricks and rocks lying around
>>740441178SpaceX.com/breeders
>>740477038Of course a maga cultist like musk would research eugenics.
>>740470956Not exactly but they have a similar vibe about only doing 90% of the work they are paid for and even then, doing it with an unauthorized method. It's 'chill'It's similar to the don't worry be happy shit that a lot of Jamaicans push despite moving to much better countries that got where they are by not being like that.
>>740437951>(monks would adapt native Irish myth to fit within Biblical "history")
>>740449534I wonder if American numbers are inflated due to certain narcissistic subpopulation
>>740436341Vault 6-7. lol
>>740444121The classic biologically driven alpha-male social mechanic is that the alpha proves themselves better than the others and once in that position re-asserts that dominance when challenged, but otherwise leaves the pack alone. They also focus on survival and need every head with them, so they do not focus on putting the competition down or on finishing a challenger off.The classic biologically driven female behavior is to present as the most viable and desirable mate to males. This is a continuous thing - they have to always look their best. Which means they are in constant competition with other females of their species. And as the whole point is to push other females out of the breeding cycle as undesirable, there is no group survival instinct here holding them back from destroying the competition - which is often easier than making themselves more desirable.This isn't just a thing with humans. It's the same across many species that have evolved enough to develop social hierarchies. E.g. all great apes; many species of big cat; as well as birds.Actually- for an example of how females biologically act in worsening the competition rather than asserting their own merits, you can look at how in some species of large land birds that form packs, the weaker females less capable of defending themselves - e.g. due to injury - have their tail feathers picked clean off by the others. The feathers used in mating rituals to attract males.
>>740479328It's a lot easier to convert people to the faith by saying their faith is just the prologue to the new faith you want to sway them to. A lot less bloody and rapey compared to Islam, they just kill you and enslave the rest.
>>740479328>>740481406Embrace, Extend, Extinguishsound familiar?
>>740481406Islam quite explicitly does the whole precursor faith thing, especially to Judaism and Christianity,but also to Tengrism and even Hinduism.Charlemagne on the other hand was notorious for his attempts to forcibly convert Saxons to Christianity.This marriage of Christianity and Pagan Myths is a way for converted peoples to cast their ancestors in a more favorable light.That's why Snorri Sturluson includes Adam and Eve in the Prose Edda and makes the Gods übermenschen from Troy,because he doesn't want to write something heretic and doesn't want to cast his ancestors as ignorant polytheists.
>>740453654or one spiteful wench would just kill the man because a lot of bullheaded retard women have this idea that a woman only society would be more functional than one with patriarchal leadership. women are generally not smart enough to know that a society without reproduction cannot propogate.
>>740482198Just show women who believe that the survivor special where women and men competed alone. Then the women, doing absolutely nothing and getting wrecked, needed a man to do everything for them so they quickly split up the groups and mixed them up as intersex again.Then again they wouldn't have the patience to watch.
>>740437951>want to escape too much rain>go to fucking ireland
>>740455045cool down with the antisemitism
>>740444121i agree as a guywomen are mostly chill, yeah some of them are really narcissistic, but thats the minoritydudes can be incredibly obnoxious about wanting to "show off" or wanting to "put you in your place"
>>740437951>the women slowly die outNone of them got pregnant during the boat ride?
The image doesn't specify that you're the only man. It says "women outnumber men."What if it were 3000 women and 3 men? Or 10k women and 10 men?How would you work with the other men to survive?
>>740458269>a monthi would just need today's newspaper
>>740436341On a scale of 1/10 how delusional am I to think I could implement a roster to account for refractory periods if I tell them it's the most optimal way to impregnate them?
If you think about it, let's say you Fap 3 times a day that's 3 girls you could fuck each day in a month 90 girls will get some dick is totally doable >But they would be pent up waiting Their lost, some guys stay way longer years without sex
>>740451293I'm pretty sure that woman would die in the first week from some incel spite.
>>740444936long live the enclave
>>740470227you might not believe it, but that page is also the titledrop
>>740449534lmaoing @ people thinking they could beat an elephant
>>740482882>dudes can be incredibly obnoxious about wanting to "show off" or wanting to "put you in your placeDid you walk out of a 1980's highschool or something
>>740461672
>>740436341I'm invisible to women, I'd be fine.
>>740450128You oughta know, sweetie.
>>740485603I could take 10 women
>>740476815Then I'd shit out a brown brick and beat him with minecrap.
>>740482995Leave.Really, just enter some office where women are a massive majority and now imagine living there 24/7.
>>740482082>>740481406>>740479328>>740437951>Americans must insert their weird DIY Christianity origin stories wherever they go
>>740436341My dick is numb, it would be hell
>>740436341>men (plural)So were there like 3 men for 3000 women?I mean technically it's entirely possible to impregnate all of them in a single year but you'll probably get erectile dysfunction within a few years and god help you if they want more than a single child. And most certainly not through actual sex because of how much work that would be.
>>740471054I'm both happy and sad to hear that. It's very rare to find somebody who can understand and relate, but nobody should have to go through all that. I wish you the best bro.
>>740485517He is projecting what he wants to do on to others or on to their behaviour towards himself.
>>740436341>1000 synchronised periodsI'd rather die
>>740486441Okay but what if he has a scat fetish
>>740436341I work in an office of all women. I act like the boyfriend they wouldn't bring him to their parents and it largely works.
>>740486770>>740486632Why would you think they'd fuck you?
>>740436341Just form a cult.women love cults.
>>740437085Get your house in order sanjay
>>740475526On a related note people assume just because we Muslims are allowed polygamy (up to 4 wives) that means it's piss easy to do.Fuck no, nobody bothers with that shit because it's already a headache as it is with one wife, let alone four.
>>740444121Stop hanging around trannies and femboys
>>740437951he’s literally me fr fr
>>740489814I thought it was "as many as a man can afford to have"?
>>740462325This isnt true btw thats a chinese symbol with no associated words in japanese
>>740486610>Americans must bring the truth with them everywhereSorry mohammad your dirt cult is a blight
>>740485603>>740461672>Get the 10 women down to 2 or 3>situation is now the same as the "worse" option
>>740456082This would work for about less than a year. Then you'll get endless rebellions and coup-de-tats, then when the Chad finially croaks its going to be Romance of the 3 Kingdoms levels of factionilsm and endless war.
>Lock myself in my room>Put on some headphones and vidya>Come out after a week has passed and all women have killed each other via infighting and easily overpower and hold in captivity whichever ones are left if they're cute>Play more vidya in-between raping them
>>740490593No, it's a hard limit of 4 at a time. The faith insists that you MUST treat each of them equally. This is much easier said than done because as the rest of the thread mentions the women will compete with each other and will perceive any sort of affection as unequal. Also it's not a known fact, but Arab women can be really bitchy (after marriage, not when single).If you're curious why we have polygamy then it's for pragmatic reasons originally, as in if there are too many women in a society then the men can get more wives to accommodate for them instead of leaving them to wither.In reality and in modern times, nobody bothers with polygamy except in really rural areas. Even rich Gulf locals who can afford to do so wouldn't normally bother with it (unless you're some sort of Shiekh and even then that's for material reasons like wealth and inheritance).
>>740451076https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sultanate_of_Women
>>740444121what do you get from posting that here? /v/ barely talks to women
>>740444121>I'm just so tired of the soft power games that men do with each other. That shit doesn't exist with womenMight be singlehandedly the greatest lie I've ever seen on this website and that is saying a lot.
>>740471903And a child can break a swans neck. Birds are brittle, so outside of being unable to catch an eagle, it would be very easy to kill.
>>740449534I think this has less to do with muh testosterone and more about Americans lacking reading comprehension. You aren't doing shit to most of these while unarmed, either because they're too fucking slippery, outright unreachable or sturdy to realistically fuck up.
>>740492692>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEDIUM DOG-SAMA YOU ARE SO OUTRIGHT UNREACHABLE IT'S INSANE>PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I WILL STICK OUT MY ASS FOR YOU TO HUMP PLEASE FORGIVE ME AIEEEEEEEEEEEEYeah, you sound like the kind of guy that would lose to a rat.
>>740492942Spoken by the Nigbull mauling statistic.
>>740458537he lives in a monty python sketch
>>740493032>>740492692Is this you? https://files.catbox.moe/52htvf.webm
>>740493089Man, he still didn't fix the urls? https://litter.catbox.moe/ygujbu28wp4z6k9j.webm
>>740449939throw rocks at it when it's dazed grab its tail and re-enact that Hulk and Loki scene from the first avengers moviekilling snakes ain't hard, jeets do it all the time
>>740451076The king has power over it's subjects, he could have naggers executed or whatever.Some random dude has no power.
>>740436341What's the odds of one of the women feeling jealous and they start to kill the other women? Or someone kills the guy cos the others dont want to share him. Women can be cunts some times
>>740444121Christ you sound like a homosexual or hasnt had to women attracted to him. Women having a mating strategy it's so horrible and brutal you wont understand.
>>740450583>Anti cat martial artsTopkek
>>740445031This is how it would probably be like women are complete assholes if you knew how bad they can be. Theres this weird cases it has some of name to it. When a woman falls pregnant close by women sometimes get jealous and they will and theres been many cases where the woman has been killed by another woman and the baby has been cut out of the womb and taken. Many such cases
>>740467013a chimp's grip strength is still only 1.5x greater than the average person, a fighter would absolutely body a chump
>>740489027What would you need a cult for? You are literally surrounded by women???? That cult is just you existing at that point.
>>740495916Women need strong guidance, are you personally going to listen to a thousand women and their problems? No, you make a framework of rules and shit so they feel "safe"
>>740492692Americans are larger and stronger, and more confident and brave.
>>740444121>That shit doesn't exist with women, the bitchiest chick is still nowhere near as petty as the average guyMight as well say water is dry and 2+2=5 if this is your best effort
>>740436341If there were 2000 women, and you were 1 of 2 men, how quickly would you decide to kill the other guy?You could have all the women to yourself, the greatest biological success a human can claim. Why compete with another guy? And if you were better than him, why risk him trying to kill you instead?
>>740436341I think I'd just be instantly drained emotionally just being in the vicinity of that many women, I'd be in my room constantly just in bed barely eating and only getting up to use the bathroom or shower.
I would take great glee in repeatedly informing every brown, black and jew that they are the very last of their kind to ever exist.
>>740436341Have sex duh
>>740488785their options are rather limited
>>740497794>how quickly would you decide to kill the other guy? Faggot, betraying your one bro in the world for more pussy when you can't even handle the amount of pussy you already have.100000 years of hellfire for you.
>>740451076>some random dude in a vault is the exact same 1:1 as a feudal king or sultan
>>740497794Why would I kill the other guy? He'd be the only person in the entire vault that could truly be your friend. Kill him to what, have another 1,000 women? Kill the only guy that you could actually relate to and converse with? Fuck you man, you're a bitch.>You could have all the women to yourself, the greatest biological success a human can claimDo you know how long it would take to go through 1,000 women? You could fuck 1 woman per day and it'd take you almost 3 years before you go back to the front of the line. I think at that point it'd all meld together and it wouldn't matter. I don't think you could possibly keep 1,000 women consistently impregnated. Even if you came 2x a day, and each and every time you came it resulted in a pregnancy 100% of the time with absolutely no exceptions, it means you'd run through every woman every 500 days. That STILL means there's excess women not constantly pregnant.
>>740436341Blow up the gate and die from the radiation outside so I won't have to be a 24/7 sex slave for 1000 women.
>>740497794I would only kill him if he's a lost cause loser simp with a woman addiction. Even if you forfeit your "share" of women to him, he will eventually see you as a threat to his "harem" and try to get rid of you.The best person to end up in such situation with is a gaybro. He has no attachment to women so he's unlikely to side with them, and he probably has experience confronting them that no straight man has. Sure, he might be after your ass, or your dick, but it's a small price to pay for a bro that has your back figuratively and literally.
>>740436341modern day office space. no thx. it would be hell for the man.
>>740489814I have also heard of this. I see a lot of young unmarried muslims trying to chat up the muslim unattached hotties like>"So... would you be cool being 1 of 2 or even 3 wives"? And they say its a turn off, because the guy is trying to setup his harem and testing the water to see if shes cool with it.He doesn't even realise he wouldnt even want it because managing one woman is nightmare enough, let alone several, and he's fucking up his chances of just marrying one hottie and being done with itMany such cases
>>740486553>LeaveInto the freshly nuked wasteland?Ok dumbass, the vault won't miss your genes.
>>740500096This is why the proliferation of polygamy has never really been a realistic obstacle in society. It only really, really works for the absolute elite few that not only have the resources to take care of all these women, but finding 3-4 women that won't bitch and moan and cause havoc and hell that are alright living with it. On top of it all you need to be the type of man that is able to treat all of these women as disposable, rotating them out if they're a pain in the ass. Which is why I don't understand why polygamy isn't just outright legal today. It would happen so few and so far between that it'd be negligible. The lion's share of women would just outright refuse to be a part of that. Then you'd need to be one of the few men capable of supporting all those women. Then you'd need to find several women all on board that won't start shit with each other. This narrows it down to so few men and so few women that it would realistically just be a non-issue.
>>740500117>Into the freshly nuked wasteland?Yes. Better than being 24/7 rape meat and getting all STDs known to man.
>>740441178The pre-selection was already made with the covid vaccines. You will get an conclusive answer in the upcoming years.
>>740437951based
>>740497794Why would I ever kill another dude. Future population would be fucked and chances are he might be my only friend there. I'd get my share and he'd get his.
Reminder: You need at least a an equally spread population of around 500 men and women for it to continue or else the inbreeding will kill it off
>>740436341I start the patriarchyI'm assuming that there arent enough people in the vault for it to really be 1000 to 1, but if there are other men we form the high council and operate in the shadows. Most of the women won't even know we're there. You have to team up with the with ghislaine maxwells of the vault.
Call it woke but imagine like a female Ceaser's Legion emerging from this vault that kidnaps wasteland men for breeding and sex
>>740500440>The lion's share of women would just outright refuse to be a part of thatAre you familar with the concept of side hoes?Do you think Elon has 14 children due to his winning personality?Women would easily simp for the 1% and try there best to be in his harem if they could
>>740501331But not in each individual Vault.You only need least an equally spread population of around 500 men and women across all vaults in total.
>>740497794roastie hands typed this post
>>740499872your call sucker you had your cha- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>740494916It's the opposite, retard. It's been proven in multiple studies that women get baby fever when surrounded by other women who have children/are pregnant. Look at any office space. Either 90% of the women are single and/or childless or 90% have multiple kids. No in-betweens.
>>740438953>>740442043>>740455724You are absolutely delusional if you think you're beating more than 3 women who are motivated, and I'm being extremely generous here and assuming you're not the average /v/irgin.
>>740501942You can take my place as the sex slave for 1000 women while I just chill in the vault. Deal?
>>740502267im not buff but I'd probably hold my own for a couple minutes before succumbing to getting mating pressed and fondled
>>740501634You don't marry your side hoes. Most billionaires don't even marry hot bitches.
>>740444028Muscles =/= mental capacity to violence and murder
>>740501634>Are you familar with the concept of side hoes?Yeah, women that want to get fucked by Chad and don't care that he has other women he's fucking. This is wholly different than women that are alright marrying 1 man and committing to 1 man for the rest of their lives while he commits to roughly 3-4 other women. The type of woman that would be a side hoe would not be a good wife, and the man that is "good enough" to have multiple wives wouldn't take a whore as even 1 of his 5 wives.>Do you think Elon has 14 children due to his winning personality?Elon Musk is the richest man on the planet. And even he doesn't have multiple wives, just a handful of gold-diggers that know his sperm is worth literal billions. You're referring to 1 man who is literally the richest man on the planet.>Women would easily simp for the 1% and try there best to be in his harem if they couldTrue, but those 1% men would actively vet those women very, very harshly. I don't disagree that many women would willingly be 1 of 5 for the top 1% in money and looks Chads, but again, it would be so very few and so very far between that society wouldn't wholly devolve into 20% of the men being married to 5 women and 80% having absolutely nothing at all ever. It's an unrealistic fear that the legalization of polygamy would just immediately make every single woman willingly join a harem, and every top percentile man immediately start one. Having one wife/gf is a pain in the ass. Why would you want to have 5 wives?>Oh because you can fuck them all!These Chads can already fuck whatever woman they want. Why would they marry them?
>>740502738>Yeah, women that want to get fucked by Chad and don't care that he has other women he's fuckingI guess let me clarify on that. It's moreso a side hoe is actively aware a man has a wife/gf and has no issues fucking him and actively being "2nd place" anyway.
Retards. I could body 10 women minimum no problem. Women are tiny and frail
>>740502267delusional foid, 1v1 i could easily handle you and run a gauntlet of 1000 more women. literally just leg sweep and sit on them and they can't do shit lmaoit's only bad if you let yourself get surrounded or they have weaponsreal life is not a marvel movie
>>740502267>>740503305>>740503370I think one thing to keep in mind is that women are inherently "selfish". What I mean by this is that 1,000 women would win 100% of the time fighting 1 man. But women aren't going to have this collective mindset. Think of the man with 1 bullet in his gun fending off 10 dudes. Obviously 10 dudes vs 1 bullet win every single time, but who wants to be that man that risks taking the bullet? It's one large "bystander effect" in action. Yes, if the women were Starcraft units dedicated to fight to the death and not care that they're going to be part of the meat pile, 1,000 women win without question. But real life isn't Starcraft and most of them will simply back away and be unwilling to be the one to take the "one bullet" even if the "one bullet" is realistically 10, 15, 20, 50, or 100.
>>740444028>Unarmed fight.Maybe 1 out of 1000 foid bodybuilders and martial artists could beat me. 1/10 never.>Weapons allowedI instantly destroy any foid in seconds.
>>740451076Unironically but this
>>740459943>Voluntarily-involuntarily celibate
>>740437951Unfathomably based
>>740447532You laugh I would be fucking scared for me life
>>740484270God Bless AmericaGod Bless The Enclave
>>740504081>that waistholy FUARK
>>740504081>Female in power armor.Hideous and disgusting.
>>740502267>Hold out arms like i'm t-posing>Clench fists>Start spinning aroundNoone will come close to defeating me
>>740436341...so what happened to that one woman in the alternate version vault where men outnumbered her by a thousand to one?
>>740438953A fit man could easily take on 100 women. Maybe even more if he was wearing armor.
>>740506072Just imagine a white woman walking alone at night in streets of India
>>740436341Why would women be interested in a man?
>>740500443>getting all STDs known to manRealistically, people with STDs would be screened out of the vault. In general, not even just this vault specifically.
>>740504659
>>740506072It's like capture the flag, but there's only one flag, no respawns and like 100 teams, but at least one of those teams are fags who are AFK back at their base doing gay stuff like growing crops, maintaining the reactor and buttsecks.
>>740514503at least it would be more functional than 69, at least until everybody dies out lmao
>>740436469Imagine them all PMSing for a week at once each month because of their synchronized cycles.
>>740437951>Biblical "history"Biblical history is more reliable than modern histoey, which is just jews abd women trying to make a narrative where whites are always the villains.
>>740436341Have you been around women? 1000 sounds like hell. Horrid creaturesI would go get the water chip one day and never come back
>>740486610>Europeans must seethe like faggots about Americans
>>740504659IF YOU CAN FOLLOW ORDERS YOU CAN AND WILL SERVE. YOU DO NOT CHOOSE YOUR VOCATION, SCUM.
>>740517117Hideous and disgusting
>>740439276>startThey dont do anything else except fight already. Maybe just make the fights more physical
>>740438953each vault always have a security weapon for standard issue and safety concern
>>740516580>that foid at 0:53 that helplessly falls down from being brushed againstlmao, you don't even need to punch them, you just lightly push them like you would a child and they will fall like dominoes and take several seconds to recoverwomen have absolutely zero physical coordination
>>740514952Why can't it be cool like the fingergun battles in that one episode of Spaced
>>740463325I think you need to secure the weapon storage room first in the vault, and know how to bypass and lock the door
>>740481406>>740482082This is modern reconstructionist nonsense. Older cultures usually did have Chronicles going back to Babel and Noah.
>>740436341Impregnate some girls, pray for a male, and hope there are some shotacons in the crowd.
>>740436341Just fuck 2 women a day. Best I can do. Maybe 3.The problem is their synchronized menstrual cycles.
>>740437951Antisemitic
>>740449534>>740452231True. Humans can grab whatever. There is always something. Even having a stick or log to swing is a massive upgrade.
>>740436341for me? it's the "crossbreeding with animals" vault
>>740436341fatman
>>740437951It wasn't the monks themselves doing that, they were usualy just recording popular stories for posterity. The monks usually just tried to match geneological records against the Bible, which is how they surmised that such and such was decscended from which descendant of Noah's sons.
>>740437951what an incredibly homosexual and selfish irish myth, he at least could've seeded a few of them and THEN went for the woods
>>740436341finally an even fight
>>740436341You'd need a dozen female guards protecting you 24/7. All it takes is one insanely jealous woman to prematurely end your baby making career.
>>740439435Hah. Women solely exist to make men miserable.
>>740451076That's what eunuchs were for. King shows up to spread seed, then gtfo and enjoy his life. Eunuchs stick around to get nagged at and be emotional tampons for their stupid drama and whinging.
I'm telling every Anon's mom what they said in this thread.You're all in big trouble
>>740438953These scenarios always assume perfect commitment to the fight. If one man could kill or incapacitate 3-10 women in a fight, 100 women won't try and attack him for any trivial reason for fear of being one of the chicks that get harmed. It would have to be a life or death situation to motivate them to attack him. And even then, you'd still have most of then panic and shut down into a blubbering mess.If 3-5 reasonably fit women were fanatical in their devotion to kill an average man, they could pull it off while probably only losing one or two of their number. But that's not realistic
>>740524514In some versions of the story, it's actually how the other two blokes died; too much sex. Which makes more sense as to why the remaining one would flee.>They decided to divide the women into three groups, each group to take one of the men to populate the land. They also divided up the sheep they had brought with them (the first sheep to come to Ireland). Cesair allocated herself to Fintan's group. Banba, a great warrior woman, was the leader of Ladra's group.>Now this was a huge responsibility for the three male warriors who remained with these women. And for Bith it was too much and he soon succumbed to illness, having been overwhelmed by the responsibility of impregnating sixteen women. He became the first man to be buried in Ireland.>Cesair and Alba divided his women and brought them into their own groups. Ladra, incapable of surviving the now increased greater demands, also died, which left Fintan as the only man on an island of fifty women!>Feeling inadequate in the face of this mammoth task, his reaction was perhaps unsurprising: Fintan fled.
>>740526470if they are schizo and have a weapon they can pull off a lucky stab
>>740526947wild 'creation myth' of Ireland, perhaps a nod that they are all related
>>740451076is ok; just don't get too attached to some specific heir. Your heir who survive is gacha
>>740525578You will have to get through me first.
>>740523326>Just fuck 2 women a day. Best I can do. Maybe 3.
>>740516580>the horde has been alerted
>>740481406>>740481667Ireland was already Christian when it was written. They were likely just trying to write a comprehensive history with all they had available to them.
>>740448363I'd kill myself in less than a week if I tried that
>>740437951based fintan
>>740517965to be fair she was kinda pinned into place by the other people standing around, so it would be very easy to lose your footing and fallThat said, that webm was pretty badass. Dude literally started ripping and tearing.
>>740448363
>>740440494Why?
>>740445031>>if you get close to any one of them, she's 100% dead within a week, but probbaly more like a dayYup because emotional investment usually equals resource acquisition.
>>740447741This anon interacts with women. Women don't need to like each other to reproduce or survive interactions with invaders. Male groups who don't get their shit together get invaded and wiped out by male groups that are more unified.
