/v/3 is in about half an hourhttps://youtu.be/ywpQFtdjul0Featuring >70 games from /v/ and /agdg/ devsAnd to start us off, have some keys!>Batch 1 MH9QW-97W8K-6L8AIGL97L-J906W-HR4PP36Y7B-PHBMY-IN7MVFF5MZ-6RADJ-0QT7L9X2TX-9TWLZ-7LAWAHNIZ6-LE4JI-EVNWACHRTW-N09TB-WRLEX200J7-HEZ8V-VDXPQNLPMT-KV6XM-7HIWLHF89D-MNE08-7TQB73ZT2W-M4P36-BYN4FIIP5E-52562-5YI7P(11 of them are real games, 1 is a meme game. Which will you get?)
the music has been shockingly good, is the plan to just ignore copyright law? (keyed)
How many roguelikes are we at? How many Metroidvanias are we at?
Weird ass game.
>>740451282Oh I didn't realize you are the guy who made occult rewrite. I still have to play that lol.
>>740451338I got more of a Katamari Damacy and Pikman vibe.
>>740451317Occult: Scarlet Elegy. It's the etrian-like
>>740451367the certification exams are getting ridiculous
How can you guys criticize games and the go and make this shit?
>boing boing wahoo>looks more fun to play than any AA slop shown thusfar today
>>740451101Proud of you
join the discord and follow my twitter
>>740451395Maybe those too actually. I liked it though.
forklift kinooooooooo
>>740451181This is a different game isn't it? This is something called Occult Rewrite. The game shown was Occult Scarlet Elegy
>>740451379outdated. we're now on spooky job simulators and pick 1 thing out of 3 things games. and pedo games.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2120220/Kyubu_Kyubu_Dice/
>>740451418lolno
>>740451404Whatever the fuck is going on in this forklift game is more entertaining than any AAA game released this year.
>>740451327Sure>>740451332Yep. Though I saw some "looks ai" in chat lmao
>>740451398Oh dang it IS the occult rewrite guy. I own that game but it's still on my backlog, I guess I should get to it before the next one...
CUTE!!
ohoho heardi cameas fast as i could
I hate generic anime art
this is porn game coded but with no actual porn
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
OH HO HO HO HO
tranny game
SEXO SAEXO SAEXO SAEXO SEXO
>>740451445Oh shit
where did you find real japanese women for your game?
>>740451461Puyodice, nice
Puyo but with dice. Can't wait to get wrecked by day 1 gods.
Ok, they got me with this one
oho voice
Is there a working link for Vibe Bunny?
Misty is a nigger now?
does anyone fall for this shit where you play an awful mobile game but they put sexy childr-PFTTTT IS THAT AN ANTHRO CATGIRL OH MY GOODNESS TAKE MY MONEY OR WHATEVER THEY SAY ON 4CHAN'S /V/ BOARD
I WILL NOW BUY YOUR GAMEI WILL NOW BUY YOUR GAMEI WILL NOW BUY YOUR GAMEI WILL NOW BUY YOUR GAMEGOD I FUCKING LOVE OUJOS
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4665150/Lettuce_Fish/
What do anime girls have to do with dice games?
Aw fuck me I'm gonna wishlist this
>>740451548rearrange ginger and you get nigger
>>740451476Cool art, might try your previous game
>>740451529Would you be caught alive?
fishing game looks kinda lewd
>>740451550She's got nice pits.
>>740451460One of the girls said to take a drink for every roguelike. I expect more of those.
>>740451598very lewd
>>740451347Thanks bro>>740451392Oh shit you remember that? Noice. Here's one of the backgrounds I made for it back in the day. It's a cool game. Sorry about the typos on advence lol.
I hate video games
this is what actual indie games look like
>>740451554I mean what do anime girls have to do with chaining blobs together?
AHHHH A SHITBULL
Fishing game actually looked kinda...good?
boing boing looked goodI like these OCs, it's like the tranny rabbit character except not tranny and gay
what a cute little doggerino
Will they fuck the dog?
>>740451476nigga im only half doubting you but this looks insanely AI. have you considered changing your style at all? can you not see why people might think its sloppa?game looks cool regardless.
i can't take this shit seriously man
DOG OF PEACE! GET DOWN!
non-pure
>>740451672No, this is what industry plants look like.
>>740451670me too /v/rofishing game kinda neat tho...
YOU JUST KNOW
ai dog
Ehrm, why does she keep joking about relationships and sex?
what's that song playing in the background? It's so fucking familiar
I've added so many to my wishlist.
DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY PLEASE LET ONLY WOMEN AND TRANNIES DO THE VOICEOVERS FROM NOW ON
>>740451672this is what an actual freak looks like
>>740451706White woman moment
>>740451701I like the idea but it might get boring after 30 minutes
>>740451773star light zone from sonic lul
NO NO NO NO NO NOLUSBROS WTF IS THIShow does eldon betz do it
>>740451663In advance*Fucking godamnit
>AI CHAD MENTIONED>AI CHAD MENTIONED>AI CHAD MENTIONED
kek just dabbed on joshua
hey /v/Boing Boing Bros web demo:>https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/1017088SHRIMP GAME: KRILL CONFIRMED (free prelude of full game):>https://store.steampowered.com/app/4597330/SHRIMP_GAME_KRILL_CONFIRMED/
why do they speak like that like they are dead and cant act for shit
WOOFWOOFI AM THE DOG
>virtue signalingyikes!!
based pitbull murder
I'M SO PROUD OF THIS COMMUNITY
ok that was funny
slop apologists in shambles RN
>>740451823because they're foids
based
>Quickshots Batch 3https://store.steampowered.com/app/3625870/Dungeon_Drops/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/2816590/Convento/ https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/1033022 https://store.steampowered.com/app/1886210/Mirrored_Soul/ https://x.com/dev_photon https://ralphnemesis.itch.io/
>>740451183You didn't ask to be in the show? I thought everyone in the presentation was part of /v/ or /vg/.
My brother was talking to me about this. He said "dude you should use AI to just make games"Are devs really just making AI make their games for them now?
>>740451792Yeah, it would really depend on how creative the dev got with introducing new ideas to keep things interesting.
>>740451197Woman humor and tranny humor aren't the same though, just look at Sillypoo cartoons.
Can someone just tell me the name of the FNAF copy game that showed in the event i forgot the name.
'shua won thougheverbeit
Need porn of the host bitches ASAP.
YOU LITERALLY APPROVED A SUNO TRAILER TRACK RETARDS
I can't believe /v/ is inhabited exclusively by snailcats
>>740451196Thanks for hosting, the show has been great.Check out 6 Ways to 7 if you want to gamble and like Craps!
>>740451796AAAA fuck I knew it, it's also what Mabel sings in Isekai Ojisanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgiOBzP_rAAthanks bwo
>>740451823theyre probably someones fat girlfriend and they couldnt care less about doing a good jobgive them some slack now will you
>>740451712Bro I'm not going to change my artstyle because AI looks like what I draw, not the other way around lol. If people think it's AI, it is what it is.
hey you cant name fish with ears on their necks darwin
rip ai dog
making something yourself doesn't mean it's uniqueusing ai in your workflow doesn't turn the whole workflow into slop
>>740447747You forgot that stupid tranny faggot Kandy.Hope he killed himself.
>>740451876Based
>>740451916I've blocked it from showing to be on steam
not a single good game shown wow
>>740451876still on cooldown from earlier fuck you
>Photon Blade titties doesn't have a steam pageDev...
>>740451938Cope
>>740451876Wrong link brohttps://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/1035715
post snailcats ITT
>>740451938Afraid it does. Sorry to be the one to let you know.
>>740451920but cant they at least try a little? have some fun with it damn its like they are embarrassed
>>740451887it exists.
>>740451892There is nothing genuine about being anti AI at this point. People legitimately want to appeal to people who actually hate AI while letting its existence be allowed anyway. Playing fiddle in the middle.
>>740451926just means your art is generic
https://kile81.itch.io/cambrian-crawl
So no one got a link to that vib ribbon-like? It's clearly not on Steam
sexo sexo sexo sexo
These games all look like absolute dogshit. Am I missing something or is that the whole joke of this thread?
>>740451876all invalid
I'm gonna go call my cat a snail right now
>>740451876I'm on cool down from your earlier invalid linksfuck you
>>740451969Photon Blade is in her infancy. Her first demo told you to play Super Mario Bros instead of fighting people.
>>740451879For coding, definitely. Art, some of them.
>>740451926looks way less ai.lesson learned: use the line tool at low resolution
>>740451938notice how he comes up with a cope instead of proving anyone wrong with actual example (doesn't exist)
SimEarth ass game.
>>740451879Yes but only for cleaning up your spaghetti code.
Favourite so far.
>>740452010what do you expect from actual individual amateur developers
>>740451876Are these region locked?
>>740451876WTF these actually worked for me and managed to grab 2 games, I'm not sure what you did differently but please keep doing it
oh it's a little mystery dungeon trilobite-like
>>740452007I want to see them rimming each other
>>740451926This one looks neat
this whole expo shit is so ass man...
>>740452007>front buttsew
>>740451881Thisthose who don't know or respect the difference love cock in their mouth (troon cock)
>>740452014Nimi?
>>740452010Its devs pretending to get excited over their own games.
>>740452010You are missing not being in the 'cord, sis
This looks like SS13 and I absolutely love that one anon is autistic enough about the Cambrian period to make a whole ass videogame about it
cool music
>>740452041Same bro, but that 2hu game and Etrian-like game looked good too.
>>740451876>wasteland bites Neat, thanks. This any good?
I have 2D tile-based game fatigue
It's fucking Spore
Thanks for the comments guys!Hope you fishlist my game: Lettuce Fishhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4665150/Lettuce_Fish/
I'm literally the one person on Earth who this game appeals to
Aw hell nah they hitting us with that underground prog-indie-broken bagpipes-MOTHER core
this looks cool
honestly overall better games than at yesterday's show
>tfw when you realise every single "all these games look shit" is coming from one posterwhy don't you just leave then?
>>740452010it's devs trying to hype their games up
>>740452094why is the release date so far away
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3293420/JENNY/
Jenny video game!
how long is the show gonna run for?
>>740452102no one makes games exclusively for me...
BNUUY
bnuy!
>>740452058Yuri is lame and gay, rim me instead
wow bunn
>>740452094Fishlisted
>>740451887heres a pic someone drew of their designs from last year
>hotline miami ripoffthis is /v/..
JENNY SEXO
>>740451992>haha we're taking le quirky funny anti AI stance>actually haha it didn't matter anyway please forget we said anything
hey I know this oneand it's /trash/ not vee
hotline bunny
Hell yeah I can get into this one
HAT
>>740452110v3 mindbroke a retard years ago and he turns up to seethe constantly every show
I have a very original and very serious and VERY important thing to say. You'll never have heard anything like this in your entire life. Get Ready.I.Dislike.Artificial.Intelligence.
>>740452094looks pretty cool
was it really too difficult to give a single animal tits? come on man
>see cool demo>go to wishlist it>it's already on there
>>740451876>cat gamenice
>>740452164HUMAN MEN
Game is down.
hotbun miami
I'm gunna fuck that rabbit
What does the HAT do?
Why is the event so t-girl coded? Is this really what /v/ is all about now? I know video games are about escapism and living in a world of delusion but serious?
video games?
>>740452073Marshmallow look at this fucking snail
>>740452146>BILLIONS MUST DIEShe already killed billions
>>740452198Sorry referring to thishttps://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/1033022 This game is down.
>>740451887Kanna has the uncensored version of rel >>740448028 but is gate keeping
>>740452094looks neat Anon
>>740452175Unironically this.
>>740451876Whoever gets Convento make sure you at least unlock this cheevo
>>740451992Yes. My target audience doesn't want AI, so I don't use AI, it's that simple. 99% of AI devs fail to comprehend this simple step.
extremely pornbrained art thoughbeit
https://bcr104.itch.io/ape
I dislike AI slop too
>>740452214it hats
closest thing to a shmup were getting I guess Ill get it
>the only people making games are tranniesmenbros..... wtf happened?
>Pepsiman but wagieOkay, that was really good.
APPLAUD NOW
GINOfeatureless grotch....
>>740451926Ignore the retard saying your shit looks generic.
>>740452252and that's a good thing, shartyfag
>>740452252>he is unaware
Any qrds on the faggot spamming vanilla shit you can find on google? Not even nudist tierIs it some buckbroken redditor who got told his game was trash and now wants to derail the thread?
>>740452240yep it's here https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/1035715
>>740452216/v/ is full of troons now, has been since COVID
(YOU) REDEEMED MY STEAM KEY JUST NOW SHOW YOURSELF
>>740452146SEXO
>>740451926>art so good AI steals from itBros suffering from success...
>>740452252That's because the dev wants to fuck the rabbit. Just like Bombun. I think it should be obvious when a dev wants to fuck their OC.
>>740452252(and that's a good thing)
lmao those running anims. I love the vibe tho as the youngings say
Why so many bunny games this year?
>hatIt just works
>>740452275I did itSex
>>740452269nigga you are like half an hour behind
Second favourite the characters are all attractive.
don't have time to stick around so drop me a (You) if you're making either a boomer shooter or a racing game
>>740452252too small
jesus these (((games))) are such dogshit
>>740452325it's the year of rabbits and witches, apparently
>>740452325they're for meI am buying all of them
>>740452252Artist doesn't even draw pornthat much
is anyone keeping track of game links?
>>740452252Rabbit sexo
>>740452325lettucecore is so in right now
>>740452343thanks anon
wtf is this game lmao
>>740452347
>>740452325Bunny sex
I'm buying this.
>thoughbeit
>>740452343the suno ass music turned be off thoughever
I must confess, I don’t buy indie games. The last thing I bought was TEVI.
>>740452348is this in the jenny game?
>>740452374https://store.steampowered.com/curator/46126132-The-V3Expo/sale/thev3expo2026
Damn this one actually looks nice, the song is pretty pleasing too.
Most comprehensible indie game
>>740451815kewl game bwud. wish I could make models like this and squishy-like. consider me inspired.
>>740452407We know, dev.
What is the most famous game to come from this expo?
>>740452408Thougheverinuinelybeit
>>740448651grimim out
>>740452252shartycucks will say shit like that while posting real little girls in the same thread>>740452325bnuuy
least schizo aggy daggy game
Cute pokemon
>>740452374I'm just wishlisting the ones I like.
ok which of the various creatures are we having sex with. for me its the tralalero.
This better be at least as good as Zora swimming
>>740452358This is exactly what I said at Geoff's show
>>740452252Featureless........ Crotch............ erotic.....
various creatures
>3d L.O.L. from the dreamcast
Does anyone have the itchio link to that last game? Think it was called ape.
dont download any of the games they're viruses that will destroy your computer. I just tried to run one of the free gifted games and now my computer is destroyed by a trojan and then I thought it was just a fluke and used my laptop to play one of the web demos and it also destroyed my laptop. do not fall for these viruses they will destroy your computer.
>>740452325bunnies are just that good
last one looked competent. i liked it
>>740452427dogshit title, what the fuck is that supposed to be?ogogo? ororo? not on steam?
>>740448651>marielx
feet
This game is ironically pretty political in a way I agree with.It is extremely anti-late stage capitalism.
heh
I wish I was a game dev. I have so much time but I don't know where to start. Is 25 too late to start learning the skills?I have so many games i want to make in my head
lmao
LMAO
>>740452507>being this mindbroken over an ai pitbull dying
puppets are literally me
BASED sockfish
Farewell sock puppets
Kek that’s was pretty funny
i say this
>>740452310Based bnuybro
EVEN IN THIS FUCKING SHITSHOW I CANNOT ESCAPE THOSE FUCKING MUPPETS
>>740452497what the hell, thank you for the warning kind sir!
kek
https://ralphnemesis.itch.io/mouseman
The next Sonic Game, SA remakes. All 3 of them.
I'm glad the sneedpuppets came back from the /v/GAs
LOL NICE ONE
>Waldorf and Statler bitThat gets a kek
>>740452532>Is 25 too lateI wish I could bitchslap you
I DO have a GBC you faggot dev
>mouseman>not mousewomandropped
I do tho
uhh can i play it on a gba?
>>740452507>Blood splattered all over herHot
this guy sounds obnoxious as fuck. fuck this game already
have to go but its been pretty good so far, will watch the rest at 2x speedmight actually check out a few of these games
>>740452532if you do get started don't bother asking for help on /v/ or /agdg/ just fucking do it
>>740452417arigato
>>740452606lets see it buddy
this guy sounds underageb&
>>740452508Trump and billionaires made /v/ go back to being centrist and anti-government / anti-corporation again which is how it was before 2016.
>>740452631ds also had a gameboy slot
bring back the puppets!
>>740452648>or /agdg/Why not? I was gonna go there later to ask
Is this rated E for everyone? That poster is kinda lewd.
>>740452532I make mods. I don't recommend it.
>>740452532just do it bruh
This guy sounds like a homestuck fan in 2015
why.
>>740452507my forevermores
i'm ready.
>fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuckTrying too hard to fit in, methinksAt least throw in a slur
This faggot is a good representation of the average /v/tard
The narration sucks but I want the devs to know the game looks good
>>740452674The DS slot was for GBA only.
Shut the fuck up dude
>Beat Up the Janny Simulatorerm...
>>740452532nigga im 28 and only noaw im starting to take it serious. just do it. I was even the animator for the bits with the girls
i just joined, what the hell is this an avgn review? is every /v/3 like this?
>>740452681it's full of nodevs and schizos now, unlikely you'll get helpful advice there anymore
mamdani's new york
This is the guy calling you a chud btw
>>740452674It did not have GBC hardware though.
>>740452532if you're gonna make another 2D pixelshit game dont bother
>>740452692I liked the poster.
>>740452325Better than the other millions of generic frog games.
>>740452674fucking larper
He's the angry video game neeeeeerd
WRAP IT UPNEXT GAME
>>740452532start with the greeks
The narration isn't bad, he delivers his lines well and doesn't stutter or anything, it's just his underage voice.
>>740452738Did you make lewds of them?
>>740452532the best time to plant a tree was 20 years agothe next best time is now
oh my god shut up you faggoti now hate your game just because of your voiceoveradvice to future participants: dont do the voiceover. put music over a trailer.
>>740452305I got Dumb Bomb Game and Catlike Magic. Is it poor form if I get more than one?
>Play on furry NY as a thieving nigger
You sound more annoying than the "women" hosts.
Please Wrap It Up.
Kys trannydev holy fuck
>>740452738Gmi anon
WRAP IT UP
I still cannot believe one of the most woke games came from /v/.This is so ironic it is hilarious
>>740452828was just about to post this kek
gay voice and whining about racism ruined my interest
>Sseth humor
i want to punch the narrator in the face. the game looks fine tho
>>740452828What is this from anyway?
>furry nigger simulator
>>740452859minecraft?
Rap it up
>>740452859which one?
>>740452738share the models
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3395890/Nanima/
What was the game with the tongue grappling hook, again?
>>740452876hey hey people
the rat game looked fun, shame about the faggot narrator ruining it. >MUH RACISM
>>740452859>he doesn't know/v/ has always been one of the gayest boards in existence.
>two seconds of spaceship footage turns into a how it's made factory episode
>>740452884TGA's a couple years back
now what is this high-budget camerawork
>>740452906I'm still blocked goddamn
>>740448936Snipped for future shitposting.
ok this one looks good, willplaycaptain forever?
>>740452903>>740452508
>>740452906>too many activation attemptsgg
560 to 500 views from that the rat segment
>>740452906>you haven't updated the product yetW-what?
>>740452916the not spyro the dragon game?. Not exactly sure cause the title looked wonky and hard to read in black and white.
Were there any good games from the Summer Game Fests? I don’t play indues.
but seriously no porn games? not even ecchi?
>>740452532I'm 30 and haven't even started yet
that looked cool
>>740452906>you already own this producthuh?
Nodoby told these bitches to please SPEAK UP!Even the loud parts are super quiet.Did you pay them with zoloft or something? It is like they are lethargic.
>>740452828
STEAM I AM A CUSTOMER AND I WILL ACTIVATE AS MANY PRODUCTS AS I FUCKING WANT AND YOU WILL SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP ABOUT IT THAT'S HOW IT WORKS
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3622010/Putt_Down/
Nanima looks pretty cool, reminds me of a similar styled space game I pirated in the 00s
>>740452973KKKEKYPOW
>>740452906all invalid nigger
>>740452941yeah I got timed out too it'll last two hours apparently.
>>740452984Yes ma'am I have a thread ma'am >>740448563
A boomer shoo- oh, ok, not what I was expecting.
>still no signs of Kludge making an appearanceweeping and sobbing and shitting my pants rn
i cant see shit of your buckshot roulette clone its too fucking DARK Nigga
Did you ever wanted to play golf with guns, /v/? Here's teh game 4 u!
>>740452532Its fine as fuck man Im much olderYou can do it anon
>>740452797I've thought about it, but I figured that would be weeeeiird.
That Nanma game looks extremely goodgj couch, gotta veritable hopoo here
Holy fuck this is cool
>>740452906got peace incarnate
>>740452791>I'm 29 and I sound younger than himWhat is wrong with me, bros?
>>740453026Putt down was pretty good in the kinda-good sense. It's a 10/10 kinda good game.
Wait what the fuck the shotgun minigolf game is from /agdg/??? I swear I've seen some big youtubers play it already, good shit dude.
the slip on the golfballs was pretty funny
boomer shooter golf did take me by surprise
wasn't too impressed with "minigolf but we replaced the club swing animation with a shotgun blast animation" but the reveal at the end there are enemies elevates it, might play
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3207450/awoken/
alright, now you have my attention
Glof
>mecha and anime titiesnow we're talking
>>740452706He reminded me of Game Dude
V3MAN if you are here add a sticker to any game that is actually RELEASED
oh this looks nice
MECHAKINOOOOOOOOO>MECHAKINOOOOOOOOOMECHAKINOOOOOOOOO>MECHAKINOOOOOOOOO>>740453098jsut smoke some cigs
>>740452906>HITLER fart HENTAI lust What the FUCK
>mechwaifu-erBest pun i could come up with
more games need anime girls like awoken or cliax codec. i will not elaborate
the only games people on this board will instabuy are minority murder simulators
>VN-like>2D platformer>Trite gimmicks done a thousand times before.Indie devs. Have the whole world before them. Can literally make their dreams come true with their imagination being the limit. Then they proceed to make the most generic, trend chasing bullshit imaginable.
AWOKEN LETS GOOO
>/m/echa kinosweet
Why does a mech pilot keep a photo of herself in her cockpit?
>>740453106an unreasonable amount of very popular games have started in /agdg/ and are prompt to cut all connection once they make it
Mech game, oh yeah.>Sees anime girlFor a board that constantly complains about trannies you sure like making tranny coded games.
This thread is more positive than any other I have seen in a while.
woke game
>mech gamewill play if there's build variety and a good shop system
Can't go wrong with robots and anime girls.
as per usual v3 blows dorito popes stream out of the water.
>>740453161>and are prompt to cut all connection once they make ityou say that like it's a bad thing?
>aWOKEn
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1213110/OMS/
It needs a bit more polish and reaction than two frames on the girl but looks kinda cool
>>740453159women, amirite?
I have to pee but I don't want to miss anything...
>>740453194AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>740453159Because it's cool
>>740453159It's a video feed so she knows if she's fucked up or not
>>740453169Because it actually has GAMES.
>>740453106Check the listhttps://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/
Man i hate eating super spicy food, my stomach hurt...
finally a good game
>>740453159To take up more of the screen duh.
>>740453154yeah, but like, making their dream game doesn't pay, yknow?
mechs are nice, but where are my aeromorph games
>>740453169that's because it's mainly populated by the devs of the games
>>740453214piss on the floor
>>740453163Do not show this anon the pink-haired girl in SGF's Gundam trailer
heard you guys liked lolishere's some fan art of the games in the expohttps://litter.catbox.moe/s7vprmy99vuak28y.jpg
>>740453159its like doomguys face in doom
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4660070/Destructor2D/
>>740453159Why don't (you)?
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
I wouldn’t even play these shit games if they were free
>>740453169that's because majority of people here are the devs who made most of this shovelware.
>>740453019This, very much this
>>740453163anime website, shartoid
>>740453159She also is cropped out and doesn't fit the whole screen. What's the deal?
>destructor2doh hey the dev shilled this here a few weeks back
>>740453161If I ever make a game I promise I won't hide you anon
>>740453264nigger nobody clicking on that
>>740453278Most of these are some super niche gimmicky shit, true.
Anon took the first step to recreating GTA1/2
Wow this is literally me on the highway
>Release date 2028
>>740453270Coolmath Games looking ass game
>>740453278this but about every single AAA game
carnage
>>740453264
>>740453161>and are prompt to cut all connection once they make itYou'd have to be out of your mind to remain associated with this website once you found success. The masses would not accept it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA >I am /v/ I am so anti-woke>Here is a game mocking how many jobs are indentured servitude now>Here are 50 games with women protagonists with more typical body shapesAnita Sarkeesian would be proud /v/
reminder if you switch to live chat rather than top chat it literally doubles on the stream because youtube is gay as shit and filters people
>>740453169These are all either individual or very small teams, not big soulless corporations.Most of them are fucking shit, yeah, but still are representations of someone's vision, not of a focus group made of people who don't even play games.They deserve at least a little of respect just for putting something out there.
>>740453019
this car sim is great but it needs more speed sensation
>>740453169the women in games one was fineeverybody was shocked it was comfy games, some grimdark stuff, and 1 tranny
>>740453264That's a futa.
have we had even a SINGLE furry porn game yet? im noticing a gap in the market
are those engine sounds from indycar racing 2?
>>740453387nope, we hmofa chads are starving
>>740453387Almost every single game so far has been gay furry porn
man this shit is gay as fuck. who are these dumb whores
guys when is nyanners hosting /v/ content again
slop me up baby
FUCKING HUGE VOCALS
lu 'atus?
>>740452252>thoughbeitI've been in a coma for a while what is this shit meme
I hate that edgy bitch.
oww
What rotating fox head?
3D UPDATE LETS GO
this show really needs better audio mixing holy fuck
>>740453443never. She is too busy getting piped these days.
>>740453169I mean, anons are making games. At least it's better than shitposting
>>740453303He does it all the time
>>740453457Retarded ESLs not knowing what english words mean so they try to force their own.
>ripping off of Chowder
sovl
now this is a real man's remake
>>740453467>the nooticer
lmao it's some guy playing the voicelines from a phonekino
sexo
>voice acting got better
>>740446731NightDirge?TIHWK-6IEQ4-FCQLT4BFJH-PTZ56-3LE8FVA87E-P9ZE3-EQCN48L0KR-IFGAH-379HM2GYB6-PTD42-NA6W7ZVP2N-JAGQK-FL8G63BJWK-4RZJ2-VM9HNVMVXJ-RHR6B-8KJ583NDWF-4E99B-29X8RL40RN-2NX46-BET2VDGWDZ-6T6DX-W49GN9IC6E-0GKKL-8XEWZV5DKI-CYYCZ-2VT70JVVFE-Z9NK4-Q9Q90LZTT7-QP358-LANVNPF078-D632A-PZ9E5L6JIY-9Z8J2-GF0F6
>>740446731Insanely cringe
Wow, truly Avant-Garde
CRINGE cannot begin to describe this
>>740453467Can you post the artist's tumblr that they 100% have
>>740453457kirkenuinely an ESL meme
>Quickshots Batch 4https://store.steampowered.com/app/3887470/Maid_Cafe_Coop/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/1216230/Project_Heartbeat/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/3808730/Ctesiphon/ https://tintodev.itch.io/project-goblin https://store.steampowered.com/app/4246840/Kasha_vs_Kritters/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/3547050/Radical_Zomboarding_Demo/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/4545670/Peace_Incarnate/
How long is this
>>740453541>instantly gonewtf
>>740453423I swear these people are afraid of success
>>740453519okay bait.
I love that edgy bitch
>project goblinFINALLY a good game
FYGOON MADE IT INBASED BASED BASEDgoblinchads rise up
>>740453560but KINO can
The goblin game looks nice.
project goblin release date when?
>>740453457where have you been for the last... 5 years?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>psychojosh
>>740453457it's nonsensical shit from shartyfags
>>740453567I wish I was that autistic bro
>Project goblin Nice to see anon make progress
>>740453541Based but I already have it
>>740453428You cannot porn boku he is a cube
>>740453519This is also a Space Ghost joke.
>>740453541kill yourself
Can this be a game dev thread too? Can Godot do ps1 style/retro graphics?
>>740453593About as long as THIS*unzips dick*
am i moe moe moe kyun?
ctesiphon is really fucking good, only real downside is nobody remembers that name
moe moe kyun motherfucker
>want to play rhythm games>terrified of carpool tunnel
>SHOGO
>flopsissyphon>M.A.I.D. cafe flopuncs... its over.
>>740453567I don't have a tumblr or even a twattur. but i have a youtube:
Fuck you guys I'm having fun
>>740453668>Can Godot do ps1 style/retro graphics?yes, lrn2google
The girls speak too quietly and softly so none of the jokes land.A lot of time was spent on this and the show would be better without it.Just let me hear from the devs in any feature game and you would had beaten dorito pope.
>>740453673
>>740453668yes
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3634550/Ninja_Game/
>>740453572Does... Kasha not want to chime in about how cool and epic the character is?
>>740453668>ps1 style/retro graphicsPLEASE stop. I am begging you.
where half life 3?
>>740453660>draws penis on him
TENCHU?!
>>740453647oh man i remember thatdoes look like it's come a long ways
I remember playing the demo for this stealth game last year. Has much been added since then?
>>740453541wtf these code just hacked my steam account???
>>740453668yes but no one will tell you how
UM EXCUSE ME, BANANAS ARE NOT NATIVE TO JAPAN
Not a single good game
appreciate the future funk, /v/3 crew
>>740453541>nightdirgeI redeemed a code for this a while ago and instantly hid it and never played because I thought I had been trolled with some shitpost furry rpg maker game like Hitler hentai fart lust (this was before that game) but I looked at it and seriously thought I got trolled
>>740453710Yeah this is great. So what if half the games are shovelware? It's a good time. Way more so than the disingenuous bullshit in the official showcases.
I saw this game on my discovery queue the other day
>>740453668>can any engine doyes>canyesjust start doing shit. learn how to learn.
ninja hitman looking nice
Looks like one of those chinese fake add games.
>>740453717Made for no birthrates and eventual extinction.
assassin's creed shadows if it were good
>>740453668>Can Godot do ps1 style/retro graphics?PLEASE STOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>740453359It's simple. /v/ only has EXACTLY three problems with mainstream games, women over 30, transpeople and black men.If they compromised on those three things /v/ would lose 80% of its negativity towards mainstream gaming.
missed the drop kick there.
Most of you are extremely young to remember this but this is based on a game series called Tenchu.
500 viewers, is that good or bad?
>>740453668>Godot
>>740453169Yeah, because something actually cool is happening for once.
>>740453775play Tenchu
Ubisoft could never.
>>740453541Got one, thanks anon
Can my PS1 do Godot style graphics??
kunoichi sexo
>>740453769Trannoid detected
>Boot gameKino
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3042790/Scirocco_Thugs/
rad, dude
>>740453821I will not.
>>740453541Thanks!
>kick meterlol
>>740453768bro is recycling old keys lmao
>>740453787NICE YOUTUBE CHAT COMMENT FAG
>>740453387the market still doing frogs and safe horny male furry, will take years for some female consistency
Most games seem to have been made with Godot instead of Unity this time lol
>>740453609>>740453612>>740453624>>740453625>>740453647>>740453749how do i join the fygoon platoon?
>>740453705[/spoiler]post the models[/spoiler]
Can i have this game but instead of beating up thugs i beat up women?
>>740453867th...thanks...
sirocco thugs looks cool
Dogshit looking games
Cool ninja game...
>>740453816>~500 viewers for a stickied livestreamActually a somewhat accurate indicator of the current population of the board. Assuming that only half of the active userbase is here, that means /v/ has at most 1k people. Grim.
Just want to say good luck to all solo indie devs, hope you rack up those sales.
>>740453814>TenchuI'm a literal zoomer and I played that shut the frick up
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4130120/Genome_Guardian_2/
>>740453882who the fuck is flygon?
>>740453898those are women.....
>>740453891Being this new
I like this light show game already
>>740453891actual reddit alien, fuck off.
>>740453928it's saturday you faggot, some people actually have lives
>>740453891
>>740453847can i mash a manchie outside the greggs in this game?
>>740453928there's no way half the board's population joins a youtube livestream. Maybe 10-20% idk.
>>740453705Post the tits
>>740453721this looked bretty gud
>>740453928And 999 of them are trannies
Oh shit this looks like my kinda thingI love making space empires.
>>740453625a demo will be released during this month, most probably in two weeks
These games suck ass
/biz/: the game
>excel spreadsheet simulator
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4616840/Desk_Space_Idle_Spacefleet_clicker/?beta=1
>>740453976tourists aren't part of the population
>>740454010look at him go
>>740454010based
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/V3ExpoWhy can't we join the cool group?
>>740454016But what about the sovl factor?
>>740453816Most people don't interact with /v/3, so that's surprinsingly good imo
FYGOD ARRIVES
>>740453952Fly Gone these nuts.
nakadashi
>>740454038this game is likely going to make the most money out of every game shown
>>740453958Uhhhhhhh...
I wouldn't deny my 4chan heritage desu. Feels like a good way to gatekeep.
>>740454010based gobbo proprietor
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>run overI will never play rogueslop.
WEW
SOMEBODY
what are these sloppas
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4609470/Your_party_died_again/
>>740453961>>740453970>>740453978i fucked up and hit ctrl+s twice
>>740453958"women"
>Thirst trapI will now buy your game
le skibidi xD
>>740453359>I am so anti-wokenobody says this>Here is a game mocking how many jobs are indentured servitude nowwe've laughed at wagies since before chanology was a thing>Here are 50 games with women protagonists with more typical body shapes"woman protag bad" is more resetera strawman shit, nobody complains about lara croft or jonna dark.
world's most vibecoded game
What's the pic?
I hope the people who made and voiced these girls know I'm jerking off to them right now.
screw games just make a youtube cartoon show with these two
/biz/ game trailer had a cool music
>>740454083
>>740454089Jenny will be a close second
>>740453861Did I do that again? My bad.
This is some default demo Godot project slop right here
>>740454118Why does it look like she’s wearing diapers?
>>740453947Cell Command (same dev) was really cool, love me some Spybot. Plus a neat narrative structure.
>>740454075Where is that patch from?
>>740454093You will once you get spammed by ngmis for a crumb of attention and money.
Ewww gross IDW Sonic slop.
>>740454135skibidi is so 3 years ago, we all moved to tung tung sahur now
>>740454010where's the buttscratch animation??
Fun show.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4700230/Mamzer_Corp/
muv luv ass game
>>740454147some of the only fanart they've ever got
Oh this is like book Starship Troopers
>>740453976What about when it's every other day of the week and the numbers are still about the same though? I wouldn't be surprised if the 550 or so number is probably closer to much more than half of the number of people who are active here.
This reminds me of cinematech.
>Muv Luv simI will buy your game
>>740454193I don't want to spam the thread lol, but there you go
>>740454206IT'S MA'AMZER
That space spreadsheet game awoken my old eve online autism fuuuuck
I, for one, am excited for Project Goblin. I wonder, what kind of adventure and whimsy awaits for players?I'm sure Goblin Bro is planning an epic game, and I cannot wait to experience it.
nortubel kino
>I don't want to shit>not yet>let me try again>just one more level
>>740454147agdg inside joke
I'm late, did I miss anything good
MS Paint core game.
>>740454239looks good man!
>>740454083I need her to fart on me with that square ass
The mecha game looks fucking cool.
>>740454123
https://vpaka.itch.io/the-rewind-king-returns
SEXO WITH THE LOLI
>>740454239WHERE IS IT
>>740454193>>740454239forgot the 'blin
>>740454010Brooooo!!!That's sick dude.
>>740454254anti-fygoon falseflag
haha benis
looks pretty cool
>>740454276awokenororocliax codecninja gamei forgot a few
>>740454296i will now buy your game
Penis
IT'S ALL COAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
holy SOVL
Early 2000's MS Paint flash game sovlkino
>>740454310Literally me.
sex with MS paint elvesto be quite desu with you familia
>>740454242kek>>740454310hes just like me
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3908320/Conviction_Chronicles/
>>740454310the greatest short film of my lifetime
Is this show two hours or just 1h30?
>>740453928Still too many people
is this the most transcoded one yet?
>>740454382its actually 3 hours long
>>740454310This has potential to be the best game, and most soulful I might add, game to be released by an anon from /v/. Glad to see it, Goblin Bro.
SOul overload
KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kino kino kino kino
/v/ doesn't want you to knowbut fat lips absolutely sell games
waow actual animation
Did I miss anything?
>AI generation has been near perfect for months now>retards still use their shitty-ass MSpaint tier """"art"""" for their gameswhy
DANGANRONPA BUT BASED?????
>>740454404from mp4?
????????????????????
>>740454178Probably either /k/,/pol/ or /tg/ circa, October 30th 2016. That's all I got.
>>740453796He's outta line, but he's right.
>>740454436I want bad art. It's great.
>>740454410You are joking right?
>>740454436saar...
nice music
the heck? this is some sort of official thing?
>>740454436It's called SOVL
>>740454410I can't last that long. I thought it was going to be an hour max.
>>740454310oh lawdy he blending
make snailcat games
>Quickshots Batch 5https://x.com/LiteralWhoDev https://x.com/Bakar_Zu https://vertette.itch.io/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/4151880/Remote_Aphrodite/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/3690450/Paloo_Spiral/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/3366140/CyberCook/ https://x.com/EggNebGames
>>740453991>>740452905>>740453891okay fine here you go
Did these people pay the mods to sticky?These all look terrible but honestly I'm so fucking burnt out on the corpslop presentations its nice to see people that can show you what they made without some fucking asshole popping up to applause to say what stupid fucking mechanic they put in.
>>740454429Goblins!
>>740454436Because it looks good
>>740454436because it makes people like you seethe
>>740454436
>>740454473
>>740454472>>740454489you WILL enjoy the ps1 graphics kino showcase
>>740454436artfags got BTFOOO
>>740454310Finally, someone who gets me.
>>740454436>AIfags getting mogged by mspaintLUHMAO
>>740454436Good.
>>740454339The touhou castlevania gameThe Etrian Odyssey-likeThe mech game with waifusThe horror cooking game
>>740454504I have a MIGHTY NEED
HOLY SEX
>>740454310This is true indie gaming.
Hey dev of that bunny on a planet gameadd sex to it
Oh shit this loosk good
>>740454436AI cannot create sovl
I still have no idea what the tongue grappling hook hazy animal game was. Fuuuck.
>>740452508Yeah it's a funny joke, but I'm going to retire by 50 with millions after being a wage slave living frugally. Only lazy retards take it seriously.
paloo looks good
>>740454504WTFFFF
>>740454506Even if 99% of the games are sloppish, the show is way more entertaining than the dogshit that has been the past few days of game shows.
>>740454480yeah, of courseSteam has allowed for custom and 3rd party sales and events for a year now.
>>740454310I am not joking this one clip right here could be the advert for your game.
>>740454480yep it is
i dont get the goblin game meme. is the dev samefagging?
>>740454436It looks better.
The last two games actually look very nice.
>>740454594i have 3 dollars in the bank
This looks alright
>>740454504they look like second life models from 2010based
>>740454508I will watch back for goblin kino
I want to fuck the chick with the hat
Stop trying to fuck bunnys!
Squil is very cute and a good girl!
zexo
>>740454436AI slop looks bad but you need taste to be able to notice
POST PROGRESS
>without (You) there is no us:)
>>740454504Ok now do it with me in the middle
>>740454594whatever you're holding sell now, the next few months will be ugly
>>740454612I do enjoy the people that made this seem to care. I despise Jeff.
So when are the hosts gonna lez out?
>>740454682kerchow
>>740454548oh yeah those were cool. touhou gaiden was the first one
Remote Aphrodite looks good, should have been a featured game
https://spolchen.itch.io/action-janken
FINAL TRAILER
Make her thicker
not the rc car
>used to hang around /agdg/, had tons of little prototypes, never had the rounded skillset or general drive to actually complete anything though>been like 10 years since I gave up and accomplished nothingI could have been one of these manI guess it's never too late but I'm scared it's gonna be the same cycle
>>740454594I am going to make sure Wagie Run gets coopted by the progressive left. When I am through Zohran Mamdani will be playing it on stream.
Thank (you) V3 for being the best game showcase in summer
>>740454641ZAMN
ENJOY THE FIRST EVER /v/3 BUNDLEShttps://store.steampowered.com/bundle/77725/Moral_Horror_v3/https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/77255/Cooking_Horror/
>>740454761I believe in you, anon. Prove yourself wrong.
>that job simulator againPLEASE WRAP IT UP
I love goblins, who's with me? I say goblins, you say "YEAH!!!"GOBLINS!!
>>740454782np
really cool how higher effort shit is in the rapidfire parts but that fucking fish roguelike had a 5 minute trailer
>>740454504have another (You) for the effort
EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU BETZ
>>740454761me too bro chances are though nobody would play your game and you've done more rewarding things in your time
>>740454761Use the fear of being a waste of space all your life as fuel. Might work. I have a couple fizzled-out projects as well. Promising ones, too.
>>740454761same, I wouldn't use current day aggy daggy tho
can i get a link to spy/cell?
>>740454796you can stop watching now its over this is just extra stuff
>>740454761>I guess it's never too late but I'm scared it's gonna be the same cycleYou're a fuckin pussy, you have betrayed yourself for nothing
>>740454010been seeing you post about it for a long time, good luck man
>>740454813Thank you betz
>>740454809I don't get how they choose the spotlights. Money?
>>740454813kys namefag
>>740454504I'm not aroused, but I respect it.
>>740454436luhs wonnedget over it tranny
A COMPLETE LIST OF THE GAMES CAN BE FOUND HERE:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CnSRxu1FNt2J43zDQmVqtxM3ZBBqNzLCNeRdig1wmPE/edit?usp=drivesdk
Dude sounds so excited, damn, shame I don't have a VR headset.
>>740454813sankyu betso-san
THANKS FOR THE SHOW!
i didn't even know there was a /v/expo but i had fun
highlight of my nightnot bad
>>740454703I'm actually 90% cash as of market open Friday, right before the crash kek. Thanks tho bruv
>>740454761Don't worry more than half of these will never be finished or they will sell so little the devs will kill themselves afterwards.You kinda need a friend/support group to get something like that done either way.
>>740454809genuinely which one? must have been forgettable.i think part of it is that the better looking ones are further from release/ less involved in the /v3/ "clique", so the devs make short trailers
>>740446731Well this was cool. Signing off now. Nice gaems faggits
>>740454836good.
>>740454870I ain't clicking that
well I had fun
>>740454870motherfucker that's an actual dolphin pussy
It is kinda nice to see games that look like they were made by people who wanted players to have fun
Do you HAVE to be an /agdg/ regular to submit your game to /v/3?
I hit alt+g+s+r and this happened
This was genuinely really really cool.Well done to everybody involved.
>>740454504AWOOGA
>>740454761You missed your chance, /agdg/ is dead.It's all on Discord now.
>DOOOD
good show, thanks for hosting
>>740454809There was no cap and you could submit to both freelyI guess they just didn't have enough shit to show off yet
well, at least some of these games had unbridled sovl. no idea if i'll play any of them though
Joshua is freaking the fuck out lmaoHe lost so hard wtf
>>740454872im more jealous of him having enough friends to make a game with
>>740454939Double paizuri + nakadashi + simultaneous cock and face riding for bothNow
Lots of slop but somehow better than all other expos.
What games did you guys add to your wishlist?
That was a lot of fun, thank you all for putting it together
>>740454651Honestly looks way too professional for /v/3 that is for sure.
>>740454870this is the second time I've been tricked by the same broken link for Vibe Bunny
>>740454761fuse all the prototypes into a mess
>>740454310
>>740451276the nightdirge dev is
>>740454787PeripeteiaGood
Doing this for six years to an audience of 500 people doesn't seem worth it.
>>740454939>that's their initial posinglittle fruity
troon expo with some cool games attached
>>740454920until next time funposters
>>740454932no, but the vast majority of people are from aggy or the v dev threads
Show's done? I will post the games now.
>>740451276I hope so
Favorite games?
it was alright. hope next year has better gaemz
>>740454956>you missed your chancenah /agdg/ hasn't been good in 10 years. /g/ has a better game dev thread than /agdg/ has been because it's all engine devs who don't attempt to concern troll or pile on unhelpful suggestions in hopes of ruining your project
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it 90% of the games were pure unfiltered shovelware, but I appreaciate the effort of the developers even if their games are shit.
>>740454761i've been at it for like 8 years, i'm already mogged by newer gens of gamedevs -_-
/v/ is so troon coded now
>>740454939They should have sex
>>740454504God i love jerking off to jank pixels.
>>740454932I don't think so, goblin dev is a new up and comer and he hasn't posted on faggydaggy as far as I'm aware. He's pretty loyal to de/v/, like a true chad.
>>740454436>all the luddites mad at this post
ggwp
>>740455009It runs at a speed that isn't snail pace, with enough animation frames and shows impact and general standard sidescroller physics.That's a lot.
This was pretty fun
>>740455094/vg/ attracts a lot of them but I don't think this thread is that bad.
>>740455064
>>740454813betz btfo the haters... fygoon and shua and geoff on suicide watch
>>740455013post her sheet
>>740455086has /g/ ever finished a game?
any imp games?
DO NOT MAKE VR GAMESCHAT!!!1!
i wish i had friends
>>740455086>it's all engine devsso they don't even have projects, just mental masturbation
>DO NOT MAKE VR GAMES, THEY ARE UNPOPULAR AND NO ONE PLAYS VRwords to live by
VR confirmed for shit.
It sucks that all the games I'm interested in aren't released yet.Not just in this grouping either, pretty much everything is "release date TBD".
>do you have any advice?>DO NOT MAKE VR GAMES!!!!kek
>>740455030you do it for yourself.the game creation process is supposed to be fun, if you're not having fun you're just giving yourself a shitty job with no guarantee of getting paid. you'd be better off working for someone else at that point.
>>740455069Boing boing bros was definitely my favorite
>>740455069Boing Boing BrosCilax CodecWagie Run
this shit sucks
>>740454794>>740454816>>740454818>>740454823>>740454891Thanks for the solidarity anons, iluI've done some smaller non-original projects like homebrew recreations/ports of things since then but never any full blown thing I could release, I do intend to come back to it someday thoughI have a fully fleshed out SDL shmup engine I made a bunch of years back but I can't into design so it's just been sitting around as a tech demo
VRbros... Not like this....
Good luck to all the devs! Even the faggot who killed his game with the awful narration.
hot
cant believe how gay this place is nowno different from ResetEra or NeoGaf
>>740455017>>740454310which game was it again?
>>740455112>mad
>>740454761>I could have been one of these manYou have to genuinely enjoy gamedev to stick with it. It's not enough to love vidya and have an idea you are passionate about. You actually have to enjoy the day to day work.
>>740454761there's another in october and probably another next year. challenge yourself to make literally anything this year and submit it.
>>740454997no. they are wholsesome christian girls.maybe facesitting but idk.
>>740455237totally unlike the posts you loved so much on /r/4chan right?
Still better games than on Geoff's show
Where are the list of the songs, OP?You said there would be in the credits.
this just inindies won/agdg/ won/pol/tards lostthat is all
I cannot wait for the let's play of Wagie Run from Vaush.
>>740455030imo, expos like these are probably nice as a kind of proving grounds, if you actually have the talent to make a compelling game.
>>740455252bls show squilchan as a good girl
>>740451276>>740455019https://steamcommunity.com/id/TimeLierG/
>>740455205YOU WON'T DO SHIT YOU LAZY NIGGER
>>740455069im playing the scirocco thugs demo rn its pretty neat
EVERYONE IS HERE
>>740454416many many thanks man, to you and everyone else who liked it (or not lel). I promise to make the best game I'm able to, and sure hope you all enjoy the demo a lot once it's released which will be real soon. Thanks again! You all have made me very happy>>740455240Project Goblin! >https://tintodev.itch.io/project-goblin
>>740455289trannies wonfags wonstraights lostthats is all sister
>>740455289Depends on what you mean by /pol/./Leftypol/ got a game that panders to them in
Is there no Mina the Hollower joke?
I have a concept for vidya should I just make it with AI slop?
>>740455246I really do, I just tend to lose steam when it gets into the "okay now make all the content" phase. I really like setting up the framework and doing the engine type stuff but I think I'm just not really a designer>>740455249I will see what I can do>>740455319Yeah you're probably right
I for one am glad rasko is banned from this show.
I can't tell if it's over
>>740455271no, I much more enjoyed the copy pastes from Neopet forums
>>740455289>/pol/tards lostBut I had fun
>>740455069Awoken but Convent looks promising.
>>740455069I like them all. For my personal tastes, off the top of my head the most promising are>Jenny>Paloo>Nanima
>>740455326me on the left, you know the one
Ok well that was alright. It's half to four a.m. so I'm gonna go crash. Fare thee well, anon-sans.
>>740454761It took me like ten years, seven game concepts, five dev partners, and three mental illnesses to finish my first game. Gamedev is hard and it’s up to you if you want to pursue it, I’d say it’s worth it though I agree with most advice here though that agdg itself has become nearly uninhabitable
>>740455087Yeah, most of this was cringe and shitBut it's OUR cringe, and OUR shit.I'm really happy this exists, and if I can ever make a game I'll put in here too.
what was the name of the not danganronpa?
>>740455365He is?
>>740455360If you want acclaim, no.
I'm not gonna lie, a lotta these seem gay and retarded, but kudos to you idiots for actually making things.
>>740453572>>740453727Thank you!Wishlist Kasha vs. Kritters on Steam.Keep an eye out because I have plans for this character and franchise.>>740453730Never. I believe in PS1 lowpoly and pixel graphics supremacy.
>>740455289>same as every year
>>740455086There are no /g/ games.
>>740455330the grabbing+throwing mechanism reminded me of the little fucks on the early hp games that steal your beans and shit, great stuff
>inspired by und*rtaledropped
>music prodigy almost
>>740455326I want a game with the announcers
this show needs a guy to make the trailers for every game, that's 90% of what gives people a bad impression about them . the other 10% is indies not knowing how to pace their own games, you can SMELL the "speed=1" in a game
>>740455386then you arent a true /pol/tard. you are supposed to hate tranny games
>>740455069touhoe gaiden, goblin game, shrimp game, paloo spiral, remote aphrodite and the dice game.
>>740455296ok
>>740454939What tags do I search to find 'em on r34?
>>740455252>maybe facesitting but idk.Jokes on you, thats my fetiish
>>740455365he's in it as goblinfag though
>>740455448>no /g/ gamescounterpoint:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gzg8diPt5I
>>740455448The 2D car crash gameYgg engineBoth /gedg/ games
>>740455494I don't think there's anyone out there willing to do all the trailers for free.
>>740455527Holy BASED
>>740455527ty
tell the touhou castlevania guy to put it on steam or tweet about it
Fygoon is such a fucking psycho.
>>740455069The ninja game and Paloo are the ones that stick out to me.
>>740455326cute!
why is this dogshit pinned, buy an ad.
>>740455414In my case think partnering up with someone would help, having someone to disappoint other than yourself would actually kick my ass in gear I think.Here's some engine test stuff idk
>>740455252i love how people can't see two friends together and not think they fuckmen or female
These guys seem like they enjoy what they are doing
>>740454920same>>740455069ummm if i limit it to 5 that would be uhhhhhh>Cambrian Crawl>Convent of Magical Chambers>Nanima>Light up the Dark>Touhou Gaidenalso i really liked the trailer of Conviction Chronicles. no gameplay in it but the trailer was pretty good
>>740455459There aren't many prodigies.
I am not going to stop rubbing it in that you guys made easily the most political game all showcase and assume that using layers of irony stops it from being political.
>>740455567who's fygoon? which one was his game?
>>740455495Anime games aren't tranny games however thougheverbeit
>>740455609But they did
>>740455326Nice
>>740455609They literally did
>>740455609/v/ is full of troons now
>>740455326cool
>>7404556181. this was an accident2. they're sisters
This expo inspired me to continue by abandoned project again.
Where are you anon?
>>740455638I feel sorry for your mother
>>740455609anon...
>>740455646>>740455648yikes... the state of /v/
>>740455618I meanthey don't have to fuck each other, just me
>>740455494its not even hard to do it yourself, just import some AAA gta shmuck trailer and copypaste the cuts, thats like AA devs do it too.
Soooo... where do I find that "ORORO" game or whatever? The press kit is missing the link and this thing is supremely un-googleable.
touhou gaiden not on steam?
>>740455651And Im fucking them all
>>740455441I love how she turns into a Sonnenrad when she runs anon, good job
>>740455669good for you anon
Somebody help me outWhat was that one game called that looked like Darkest Dungeon?*Something Parade*?I can't remember.I miss setting up elaborate flowcharts.God i hate Redhook for making DD2 so fucking lame and """balanced"""
>>740455690
>look up Desk Space>it's a fucking idle clickerC'mon man
Oh, this is that janny game that was on /vr/.
>>740455629the one with the lowpoly lizard knight
>>740455702yeah its so fucking retarded, imagine dying on the beach like thateverything looks pretty interesting then you fuck up the title
>>740455690>>740455609>darned if you do darned if you don'ttrue /v/ bitch posting
>>740454813Literally who
>>740455718yikes
>>740455679Holy basado! Is that Aurora Borealis?
>big bushy and untrimmedCatering to the /v/ audience clearly
>watch the tail end of the stream>hear the siren song againOne of these fucking days I'm gonna get in on the gamedev meme for real. I swear.Just as soon as I finish my shitty gmod stuff. The source SDK should be classed as a layer of hell you can access before you die
>>740455609I was going to keep this rat but you can have it
No more keys? :(
>>740455629he's a autistic russian-turkish(?) mutt who had a reputation for being annoying, getting in fights with people, and spamming threads with child porn. He "left" 4chan for some reason I don't care about. Now he's back pretending he's someone else, the game with the red goblins is his.
>>740455718I rest my case, your honor
>>740455737Ok this is fucking funny.
DOES BOKUBE WANT TO SAY ANYTHING???
>>740455326what do they say about rabbits with bigass stompers?
SHOW'S OVER GET BACK TO FINISHING YOUR GAYMES
>>740455685She doesn't think about you at all.
wishlisted mouseman
damn this v3 was greatby next one i will have a proper trailer >>740455734perish parade by antang
Thank you for the show everyone, hopefully next year we'll have an even better batch.Loved the production too., pretty soulful.
>big, bushy & untrimmed No one actually likes that, right?
>>740455797>>740455797Looks sick doesn't it?Trying to summon the dev.
This expo inspired me to play video games tomorrow
till next time gamers
I dont think those two were real women.
>>740455734Hueanon's game? Occult: Scarlet Elegy?
>>740455854I do.
>>740455848that looks cool. reminds me of dead frontier
If I made a shitty rpg maker slop game would they show it in v3?
Niggers tongue my anus
can anyone name all the shit on screen?
>>740455854
>>740455837nice projection there, troon
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.It's so over
the majority of the games looked utter shit, and yet I feel strangely inspried to make my game
>>740455854it's some kind of psyop happening on this site lately
>>740455406same, but I would rather fuck martin in the boypussy
>OVER
>>740455892you didn't see the rpg maker game in this one?
>>740455921delete dis
>>740455854Yes, but especially for armpits.
I'm inspired to work on my own game now.
>it's already over>not sticky anymoreWhat am I supposed to do now?
>>740455849troons dont have souls
No mroe sticky? :(
>>740455892Literally yes but it'll most likely be in one of the reels rather than a dedicated slot.
The thread is not a sticky anymore.
>>740455734Parish Parade or something. It was on Demo Day (/agdg/'s demo showcase) so it's probably on itch
>>740455861I hope you succeed, that game looks very professional. I'd like to see more of it.
>>740455854hello my son I am no one and yes I do quite like it.
>>740455690>gets cocky, gets BTFO, deflects and runs away like a bitchThe classic.
I expected cringe but this was kinda funSo yeah, thanks brehs
>>740455848Thanks mate>>740455884Nah but i'm trying that too lol
>>740455874they are real and you're 5'10" so they dont want you
good ass show
i think hairy women are sexy and im white (normally wouldn't say but I know someone would otherwise insinuate im indian or mexican or whatever).
>>740455947Some of them look worse than a fucking rpg maker game tbqh
>>740455737jej
Faggot jannies could've at least left the thread stickied for a little for the afterglow.
>>740455809>the game with the red goblins is hisit's not, kys
>>740455828Just wishlist BOKUBE now because its actually coming out within 2-4 months tops. whenever valve approves the current build and I do at least a month of marketing. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1149490/Bokube/
>>740455956finish game
>>740455956PLAY VIDEO GAMES
We need more porn of the hosts, with the sock puppets if possible.
>>740455956play some demos
>>740455956play vidya duh
>>740455326Thank you so much for tuning in V anons!This one is on the house WM25X......4M4KE.......Q3NT7
>/v/3 stream ends>yt autoplays this next>not logged in to an accounthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iMSKPNWP_wtruly this day is blessed.
>>740456002damn dwarf-pilled femoids, next time I'll crouch a little
V3GUY if you are here add a sticker for any game that has a DEMO. People should play Bokube's DEMO right now!
IT'S OVERGENTLEMEN, IT WAS A PLEASURE
I'm gonna say it, Goblin Game is the real winner of the show. That's it, that's the tweet.
>>740455971I'm not the dev, but I hope he succeeds too.
Precious "ORORO" or possibly "ototo" or uh. O-Gamma-O-Gamma-O? It simply does not exist.
>>740456020Germanbro...
>>740455849Nice, hope i make it in too by next year
>>740455952work on MY game instead, that I dreamt of. satellite image of earth and you can explore it. yeah that was it..
>>740455956game dev
The best part of the show were the sock puppets.
>>740455913SkibbidiGMod 2GabenForspokenYIIKSon of DobsThe subway image of spyro shitting\Ryan GoslinPizzacakePragmatathat's most of it
>>740455956i might go watch frosty games fest.
BEFORE THREAD IS OVER RECOMMEND ME A DEMO
>>740455326Very niceWhen are we getting porn of the announcers?
>>740456038There were two devs with interviews at the end of the show, I thought you'd be there too.
it was a pretty good show, fun thread
>The Mysterious Cat Tower Planned Release Date>6969
>>740456083Yeah, I don't see too many high fidelity games on here. No offense to the other anons, but everyone seems okay with mediocre graphics. Nice change of pace.
>>740456063mashallah moot is always watching over us
>>740455803Cute rato
the show really made me happy damn
>>740455913I think I can name most starting on the left going downs& box guy, dobson comic, forspoken threadgaben, spyro scat, skibidi toilet, gosling, pragmata sketc, that female artist who also has posts nudes of her middle aged body forget her name, league of legends ecchi, Alex YIIK, bocchi, and I don't recognise the croc
Apparently I grabbed Catlike Magic and Buckshot Battlemage, did I get lucky?
>>740456096nigga that's google earth
>>740456092brit actuallyclose i guess
I'm happy people liked Cliax Codec but why do you people want to fuck Martin? We have two perfectly fuckable girls in there.
>>740455935me too because my game has so much soul and is so cool. idk if I would want it on /v/3 in the future though because what I saw of this show was extremely gay. but it might stand out that much more surrounded by the tumblr furry discord shit.
so how do you become a game dev then?>just do it Do what?
>>740455679Was this in the show? It looks so good!!
>>740456195there was a guy attempting to inject a car game into google earth, looked fun
>>740456183in my mind it's still called magetower massacre. I had fun playing it
>>740456259But how?
>>740456123>>740456178how did both of you miss the giant peter molyneux image?
>>740456226you dont have a game thougheverbeit
>>740456224Shut the fuck up, faggot, Martin gonna FUCKED!
>>740456259go to /agdg/ on >>>/vg/
>>740456259go to university and get a game dev degree DUH
>>740456259Fire up rpg maker and make a h game.
>>740456224Kindest smile
>>740456101Where should I start since apparently everyone in this thread hates /agdg/?
>>740456259howiebro...
>>740456259>Do what?THE GAME
>>740456224did you forget /v/ is gayer than /lgbt/?
>>740456259just choose an engine and start making thingsjust start small while you're learning. try recreating an arcade game so you don't have to think about design, just learn the programming and how the engine works.you'll figure it out as you go
>>740455679that actually looks like a legit game. well it looks like it could be but it's just a guy standing at the sky which isn't much of a game but it makes me think it's an awesome game and I didn't see it on the show so I don't know and I'm a retard because it probably showed gameplay fuck I'm a retard fuck
>>740456259figure out how to get one thing working then proceed onto the next
>>740456325>>740456372Fair enough.>>740456318Martin is a top. He beats up a woman during the story
Bye bye now.
>>740456195well it's a better, in 3D and also there aren't any buildings rendered. you get to explore 0 earth. and something lurks in the shadows.
>>740456305Doesn't have a very recognizable face I guess, Besides what's he done since that cube clicking game probably a decade and a half ago.
>>740456163Same, lots of fun.
>>740456331don't go to /agdg/, that place sucksadd "gamedev" and "game dev" to your filters so they appear on top of the catalog, and jump into the next /v/ game dev thread you see. We'll be pleased to help you!
>>740456259here you go.step 1: figure out a game idea you wanna make (or ape someone elses idea)step 2: look up literally any game engine and follow a tutorial online, there's dozensstep 3: figure out how to apply whatever you learnt in that tutorial for your gameand bam, you're a game dev!
>>740456259maek gaem
>>740456224maybe dont make him look like a girl next time
>>740456401we got a buune here
>>740456147I didn't want to do a interview this year because we already did one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAu3BYRJF2oBecause bokube isnt out yet it would be way too redundant. il accept another interview for ether my next game or maybe about bokube again well after it released so I can look back on it in retrospect
>>740456259>>740456331just get the godot tutorial and do every mechanic one by one that a game in your genre would need(walk,attack,items)
>>740453529>>740453467
>>740456419used to be posted all the time for the>in my game you can do anything!meme
>>740456401Bunny sexo?
>>740456259do mods/fangames, clone something, learn on the job by googling
>>740456482is she ok
>>740456401what's the bnnuey game called again
How long does it actually take to get the skill to make something halfway good? I see some of the rubbish here and I'm scared I'll grind away learning for 3 years and can only make a childish looking flash game
This is cool. I want to see my game here one day :)
>>740456272No, and yes it does.I put a youtube link to the dude's channel in the webm's title.>>740456380Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEDY4QEK2V4
would be interesting for a game made by ALL of /v/ to exist, it'd be either the shittiest game ever made or the greatest game ever made
>>740455069>>740455624oh and there were other nice games but yeah those five look really nice and stuff i'd play. stuff like Remote Aphrodite looks great mostly.... i'm not into playing futa games or rage games for that matter. Paloo Spiral is another high quality game but i don't think it's my kinda game. man i wish i could draw at their levels. Jenny is one i'd probably play on the other hand. Also Tristan Curse of the Frog.
>>740455956watch 20 year old E3 coverage https://www.twitch.tv/4gtstream
Interested in making a game? Our very own website has a /v/3 affiliated board with routine gamejams and lots of epic helpful adviceIt's call /agdg/:>>>/vg/569695171>>>/vg/569695171>>>/vg/569695171>>>/vg/569695171
Blu hair girl cute, edgy girl ugly
>>740456537JENNY
>>740456551Here I contribute my line of code:
That interview was fucking awful>we are not like bethesda >WE ARE LIKE REDDIT!Look we are all kind of autistic but that guy should had stopped trying be funny but to his credit he was talking to a girl.spaghetti was dropped.
>>740456313false
>>740456551All of /v/ would be like 50% reddit and 50% twitter
>>740456538just play into your skill level
>>740456538If you dont enjoy the process dont bother
>>740456546Yeah, that game unironically looks amazing.I really hope that dev is a regular here, I'd really like to see more of their game.
>>740456538yeah, its going to take more than 3 years to make something good from scratch. If you can already do one of any of the following (in order of priority): art 2d, art 3d, software development, programming, writing, music you have a huge leg up over everyone else who goes "i want to be a gamedev".
>>740456537NTA but JennyYes that's literally it "Jenny"
>>740456426what's this lil nigga casting>>740456360FUCK
>>740456538Maybe half a year if you work hard. Way less if you can program competently or are otherwise naturally inclined.
>>740456538My first game I learned how to do in 30 minutes when I was in middleschool. a basic vertical shooterDon't agonize over the details, just fucking make something.
>>740456519There's alot of overlap with the >in my game you can do anything!memeand>You see that mountain, you can climb it memeWith Todd Howard, and he's done stuff more recentlyPeter just doesn't have a sustainable niche in the meme-o-sphere
>>740456426The regex is probably/game.?dev/i;boards:v;highlight;overrideThat captures both gamedev and game dev and is case insensitive
>>740456602I refuse to believe I'm the only one who uses neither
>>740456551It already happened and it got banned because it generated like 10 threads a day, it was called /v/ermin /v/eekend
>>740456638>half a yearnigga what is your standard for good
>>740456579>>740456630Thank you
>>740456660Dont forget the fag who keeps making the threads titled game de/v/
>>740456395We're gonna beat up that bussy!
>>740456482hOLY TITS
>>740456628Same. I'll shill the shit out of it because I want to see that actually release.I've been salivating for a dragon riding game.
>>740456648>some people have been deving since middle schoolIt's over for me... I'm too unc'd
>>740456551i'll design the logo
>>740456628They've posted in the /v/ threads, so I'm sure they will be there more often!I'm going to be checking the threads out more frequently. Looks so great.
I'm still trying to find that "ORORO" game. It does not exist. It's the only one omitted in the Press Kit file, it's not on steam, not on itch.io, I tried all the variations the logo could correspond with. Nothing. No grappling hook tongue.
>>740456538I'd be more scared of never trying at all and always thinking "what if?" than making something badjust make your first game and have it be bad, get it out of the way, pop the cherry
>>740456546looks pretty high quality, like better than what you would expect from an indie game but still not much gameplay kind of just an open world with nothing which is already like AAA games too so hey
fagoon stop talking to yourself
>>740456538strongly depends on what game you're making but most indies never look back at what they've made and revise it because they're normalized/attached to their project. you can feel some of the "tutorial" code in some of these
>>740456665I am too but you got to remember that some people use both
>>740456747>>740456763Based. Me too. I'm so glad I checked this thread, and very disappointed it was not included in the expo.Organizers, do better next time! That game is GMI material!
>>740456721Then/game.?de\/?v\/?/i;boards:v;highlight;override
>>740456538Bro some of those games look like absolute fucking garbage, like one of them was straight up some ms paint doodles.
>>740456665I need twitter to keep up with artists
>>740456551someone would secretly insert some kind of keylogger/trojan/thing that deletes your drive in some kind of really obfuscated and sneaky way I guarantee
>>740456752if it makes you feel better I haven't actually released a commercial game ever.I've only made free fangames. for no reason other than the love of the game.I do a bit of hobbydev here and there but I have a fulltime job that demands all of my brainpower and I come home and let my brain drain out on this shithole of a site.wound up having an idea as recently as this past week, might decide to turn it into a full project. I feel inspired again.
>>740455679What is this one called?
>>740456847yeah and I wonder how long he's been grinding at being a game dev?
>>740456405there's a guy that made this where he used the live data to create maps that you could fly a drone into and it was literally a terrorism simulator. went viral on twitter a few months ago
>>740456685wasn't it just people making a bunch of little creatures?
>>740456835I mean, I have no idea if the dev sent that to the expo guys, so there's that.>>740456897See >>740456546>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEDY4QEK2V4
>>740455921SOURCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>740456835He didn't have his shill link ready. He didn't provide us with one.
>>740456968Thank you, I'll check it out and subscribe to that channel.We need more high quality games on here.
>>740456405>>740456926actually i had it bookmarked https://x.com/kenwheeler/status/1999198179716112635
>>740456952Yeah, basically anons made the creatures, then they submitted them to a host anon, then they put them to fight and uploaded the fight results tournament style.Literally anyone could participate regardless of how fucking terrible at drawing they were.
>>740457035>>740456968>>740456835>>740456747>>740456763>>740456897>>740456546>>740456628>>740456786HOLY SAMEFAG
>>740456926woah, never heard of that.
>>740456968Who's this samefagging retard? holy shit
>>740456581#Here I contribute my line of codeelifelifelifelifelif
>>740452502>>740455702>>740455764>>740456085>>740456764>>740452981sorry guys. i didn't have my steam-stuff in order in time for the expo because i'm retarded. i'm glad there's interest though.however to make it up to you i do have a playable alpha-demo you can mess around in. see what you like. lemme know what ya think.https://abnnr.itch.io/im-spyroling-out-of-control
>>740456858would probably end up being done in a retarded way that fails to actually work lmao>>740457080sounds like it'd be cool for it to get revived as a real game
>>740456901You could simply use AI to speed up the process.
>>740456968If I remember correctly when that guy posted here, he said he made that really quickly with some AI gen resources and premade asset packs because he moves from concept to concept really quickly and just wanted to see where it takes him or some shit like that, its possible he already moved on, hes done this a few timesLook him up on the archive if you want
>>740457134what the fuck is this name you absolute autistic fucking retard? you did everything else right
>>740457142At some point a true offline vermin game was made, but I don't have it anymore so it is lost media.
>>740456538your first game will never be your magnum opus. you will make multiple projects then combine the skills you learned. you don't start playing van halen solos without learning chords on a guitar
>>740457149I'm not doing that.
>>740455423He's banned from everywhere.
>>740457194>its possible he already moved on, hes done this a few timesFuck, I hope not.He mentioned character and dragon customization in the thread he posted that webm if I'm not hallucinating.
>>740457134I'll check out the demo in a bit but this >>740457220You have to change the name big guy
>>740457274Tell me about rasko why is he banned? is he the flygon guy?
>>740457102>>740457091More than one person can be interested in a game.That one looks pretty good, I'm not surprised people are liking it.
>>740457220>>740457303ah forreal? what's wrong with it?
What's harder, becoming a game dev or a novelist? I kinda want to make games but I'd have to learn all the skill from scratch. Or should I just continue my authorship grind?
>>740457412i agree with both of them it's like a bad joke. we get the reference already make something original
>>740457334It doesn't matter who he is, what's matters is his plan
>>740457413make a VN
>>740457413>wanting it to be easy
>>740457413Well a solo game dev sort of includes being a novelist.
>>740456259Unironically just do it.First I watched Youtube tutorials, joined some discords, then I released "Dungeon Drops" on Steam and now I am working on Lettuce Fish
>>740456578>edgy girl uglyand a slut
>>740457413Game dev by far, novelist requires mastery of story and prose, but Game dev requires being a master in a dozen different fields. Any single one that you aren't a master in will become the thing everyone remembers your game sucking for.
>>740457071Looks cool
>>740457334>Tell me about rasko why is he banned?Burned every brudge in a massive year long melty.> is he the flygon guyYes
>>740457442i don't follow. i'm not referencing something
>>740457296That sounds sick. I hope the dev sticks with that idea. But if he's bouncing from idea to idea, he might be some sort of virtuoso waiting to land on something magnificent. If he's moved on, I'd wager whatever comes next is even better.
>>740457446Ah, he is Notim Portant
>>740457413put your writing into an RPG maker game. without gameplay you're relying entirely on your writing which is not as good as you think it is.
>>740457413the era of the novelist is dead youll have to become some esoteric shitposter like Mike Ma or BAP or write porn books for w*men
>>740457513Are you joking or are you genuinely autistic?
>>740457413i don't read booksor play games
>>740456858someone tried this with putting a backdoor in the roblox game /vm/ made before a meetup but they never checked if the backdoor actually worked lmao
>>740457303>>740457412The name is a pun: I'm Spyroling out of Control -> I'm Spiraling out of ControlIt feels a bit clumsy because there's no "spy" it's just very blatantly shoving the Spyro name into it. You don't even have the plausible deniability to have it be "Spy Rolling" as 2 separate words since you only did a single L.Not every title needs to be a pun, especially when it's not clear how it translates to the gameplay. A memorable name makes it easier to retain in memory, but if people can't even remember how to spell it you have a bit of a problem on your hands.
>>740457521Well, according to that youtube channel, he's done a few ambitious projects in the past.Even if he's going from one thing to the next, each one is looking better and better. Truly progress-pilled if I say so myself.
>>740457413I ask myself the same thing all the time. I can do short smut stories, but I can't seem to ever sit down and write out anything longer than ten or so pages.
>want to make a simple game with cute graphics>because I've done like 300 lolisho pics for /v/ I'd get crucified and doxxed by the mentally ill Payment for my sins I guess.
>>740457513Not sure if you're pretending to be retarded but you need to listen to them. Are you saying SPORY, with the font from Spyro, is not directly knocking off Spyro?
>>740457413Writing for a videogame is like writing for a novel but you have to program the words.
I LOVE ALL THE GAMEDEVS IN THE THREAD THANK YOU AND KEEP UP WITH YOUR SHIT EVEN THOUGH IT SUCKS ITS AN EXPRESSION OF LOVE AND YOU WILL SUCCEED EVENTUALLY NEVER KILL YOURSELF
>>740455534okay here.Just for you since you've been a good boy this year.
I WILL MAKE A GAME
>>740457643>not creating plausible deniability
>>740456546>>740456628>>740456747>>740456763>>740456835>>740457194>>740457296>>740457521>>740457617least convincing samefag award
>>740457610oooh thats placeholder. i thought you guys meant "ororo" as a game name. i was genuinely startled for a moment there
>>740456843highlight;/game\sde\/?v\/?(elopment)?\s?(general|thread)?/i;boards:v;type:subject;op:only;highlight;/(making a|working on (your|a)) game,?( right| \/v\/)/i;boards:v;type:subject,comment;op:only;highlight;/are (ya|you) devving(, son)?/i;boards:v;type:subject,comment;op:only;highlight;/game coming along/i;boards:v;type:subject,comment;op:only;highlight;/GDG/i;boards:v;type:subject,comment;op:only;highlight;/gamede\/v\//i;type:subject;op:only;
>>740457643social media is only as powerful as you want it to be
>>740457643>I've done like 300 lolisho pics for /v/Don't worry, I'll protect you.
>>740457617>>740457521I just want a decent (You) and your dragon pal game, man.I hope he sticks with this one.
I think I have the perfect idea for my massive harem hentai game.
>>740457647see >>740457724the itch page is from when the game didn't have a title yet
>>740457734
>>740457643Simply never admit to it and do it under another name. Tons of mangaka make porn actively.
Writing a genuine literary novel takes so much taste, creativity, and skill but 99% of /v/ don't read books and think "I can write a post so why couldn't I write a book?"There's reason why seemingly anyone can pump out a unity asset flip or some stardew clone but literature is still a difficult artistic field to enter
>>740457796bruh
Thanks for checking out all our games and watching the v3 this year guys!Bonus pic of the crystal producing flower garden (in progress) in Lettuce Fish
>>740457796Cris get the fuck outta here the thread is already over!
>>740456551>Anon you just copied DMC3's endcredits minigame>Yes
>>740454939>>740457671sexthe... do they have names? i never learned thiswell they, are hot
All this taught me is that faggots who spend all day whining about video games being shit also make shitty video games.
>>740457912lurk for at least 50 more years
>>740457867Is that freak still here? Holy shit>>740457862Nice
>>740457936I don't browse /v/ much nowadays...
>>740457935>/v/ is one personwe already knew this
>>740457912Squilchan and Shadchan
>>740457671thank you based goddess
>>740457790I'm not the dev, but I agree. I just want to support a high quality game from a fellow anon.None of the other 4chan devs are concerned with how their game presents itself. This one looks great, almost AAA quality.
>>740457973All cris needs is a better workflow.
>>740457995Thanks! Cute!
>>740457824>literature is still a difficult artistic field to enterLMAOliterature in 2026 is mostly just chucking your book on kindle, and only the best of the best traditionally published works beat webnovel slop in earnings
>>740457824yeah thinking a game is just "writing but you also have other stuff" just shows how uneducated /v/ is. Even kids can make good games, especially with the tools today, a genuinely good novel or even a mediocre one is a feat of human artistry. It's like saying "what's harder, becoming a classical composer or being a game dev" and going "you make music in games sometimes"
>>740457796replace the slop, it looks shit>>740457910shit like that in it would be funny
>>740457671NOW i can leave the thread.Bless.
>>740457824games get carried by having gameplay or visuals compensate for shoddy writing, or you can just hire quality people to do each individual part where you lack, but for writing you gotta do that shit yourself. imagine 30 authors taking turns writing 3 paragraphs each for your book, it'd be schizophrenic
>>740457935There's some good games in there.
>>740457821The Japanese are basically immune to it. I don't mind them being annoying, but I wouldn't want them to bother my family/friends. Guess I have to work hard on having a totally different artstyle first.
>>740457671BASED>>740458062just two more weeks
>>740457413game dev easily due to being multi-disciplinarywriting is just a long grind with an editor to tell you to throw shit out at the end
Does /v/3 accept fangames? I saw the Youmu game but I'm not sure on the rules.
>>740457671Cool
>>740446731I think my convento keys didn't get redeemed for some reason? if you guys are into VNs and v humor here you go
>>740458135your family and friends shouldn't be connected to your online handlejust ignore complainers, and feign ignorance to anyone accusing you of having drawn things before because who the fuck actually cares
does anyone here have the download link for touhou gaiden ?
>>740458135just never fucking respond to them and keep working
>>740458185Yes anon
>>740458185After watching this shitfest I don't think there are rules other than maybe sexual content because youtube.
Were there a grand total of ZERO Metroidvanias in the indie showcase? What happened?
>>740457671Where's the skidmarked underwear?
>>740455679I like this a lot!
>>740457824Novels are heavily overrated in terms of artistry, 99% of them are pure slop and 99.9% of the most popular novels today are slop made for the absolute lowest common denominator. I love to read, but pretending novels are somehow above other forms of art has always been retarded and only done so people who read can jerk themselves off.Also it's stupidly easy to enter the literature field, easier than ever actually with how popular self-publishing is. But just like with any medium, it's near impossible to make yourself stand out unless you can really promote yourself.
>>740458185submitted a fictional shitpost trailer the first year
>>740458279https://shar-dev.itch.io/touhou-gaiden actually just looked at the replay for it myself
>>740457643I got schizos on me from some drama 8 years ago that always track me down no matter what I do. I can only suggest working with like-minded people that would back you up in case any trouble arises.
>>740457671Please madam, just one tiny squeak...
>>740457935>faggots who spend all day whining about video games being shit I never do that. But I always shit on /v/3 games because I like making the anons feel miserable.
>>740458361May I see it?
>>740458224Thanks man
>>740457671Now have blue hair do the sitting.
>>740458224Thanks convento dev, I will give it a try
>>740458447
>>740458389>actually just looked at the replay for it myselfAnon i cant find the download link on shar dev page all i can see here is tags and and the status of the game
>>740458224shame its furtrash
ALL THE POSTERS ABOVE ARE FUCKING GAY
>>740458389>A downloadable game>no download
>>740458531oh he hasn't released it. best you can do is DM the guy on twitter
>>740458561>go on a date with a fuckable woman>no sexlife is unfair man
>>740458647I can't believe I've been deceived again
>>740458584>oh he hasn't released it. best you can do is DM the guy on twitterIf that the case then can you please link me his twitter account then.
>>740458224not into VNs so I won't redeem but it does look quality, gl out there anon
>>740458224>shin chan is inI will now buy your game
progress, mostly working on getting damage persistence/repair handling working across battle -> hangar/mechlab -> back to battle, lots of edge cases shit, but it's mostly good now, probably. the limp animation is a bit funky when played in slowmo in the preview. The mech still has hip movement as if the leg's there since limping is only done on the leg Ik side, but whatever.Maybe I'll try experimenting with persisting the damage stencils so that shows in the hangar but I can already imagine how ass that would be implementation wise.
>>740457671Shit like this makes me remember why I keep coming hereBless you and V3 for showing me some legitimately cool indies
>>740458503ok>>740457671My boss found out about this and assumed I have too much power. Might as well finish the job with what power I had left. Dew, if you're reading this, next time make me sign an NDA or something >:)
>>740458845Nice.
I think the thing holding me back from being a game dev is the inability to make cute and appealing art. Everything else from music to writing to programming I've managed to pick up from basic tutorials and playing around but art is so aggressively out if my grasp despite years of effort.I just want to draw cute girls and not just cubes :(
>>740458828opps, meant for agdg
>>740458845Could they both sit on my face
>>740458845based lmao
