How do you get an actual human person to watch your streams if you're an isolated weirdo with no friends?not even asking for success or fame or fortune, just a chance to prove to myself whether or not I'm watchable as an entertainer
>>740449514this site is 18+ buddy
>>740449615yes that's the pointas a fully developed human I have much more interesting insights and commentary. Theoretically.
>>740449798>as a fully developed human I have much more interesting insights and commentary.Than....who? If your only selling point is "I am a living human being of a certain age" then maybe you need to get a hobby
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>>740449514best way to break into streaming is to focus on a super niche game on youtube and make guides for it to become a known content creator and link your stream profile.Like say there is some free to play MMO that everyone thinks is shit but has 100k players in brazil, you make guides for that and build up a following then stream that for a while. Becoming a variety streamer is the best kind of streamer but much harder to do, you have to actually be entertaining if you arent spring boarding from youtube guides.
>>740451675so let's say I'm an arrogant enough asshole with enough confidence in my ability to be entertaining, riff on the game, riff on chat, and be generally interesting to watch and engage withhow do I get that initial audience? I'd have a better chance finding a good therapist to actually solve my problems than whatever the odds are of random people stumbling in and saying "hey I like this"like ACTUALLY what do people do to get an audience? Should I pay an indian on fiverr?
>>740449514Why don’t you get some friends then instead of posting kots on 4chan, dumbo
>>740453017I'm best experienced from a safe distance
>>740453017He's a toxotranny schizo like you so it is impossible for him to interact with anyone about anything offline
>>740454056>shartytroon lonely autist ban evaded already kek
>>740454143>my shit threads got deleted!>th-that must mean you got banned!Coping toxotranny schizo. Looks like your personal discord buttbuddy isn't jannying anymore.
>>740454234You got 3 threads to spam in right now, better get to it if you wanna keep those filthy cats off of /v/!You have fun doing that
>>740454056>>740454143>>740454234are you kids gonna be alright?
>>740452787Genuinely and unironically don't start with streaming. Start by making youtube videos. Do longform complaining about games, guides, commentary, memes, lore videos, whatever. Springboard from that as a variety game faggotlord that streams things more than he makes videos. Streams require you to have bunch of people to agree to watch you at specific time and date, Youtube video can passively collect viewership forever. People like the way you talk, they might binge your videos and then decide that they might want to watch your streams to get more of their eceleb fix. Much easier to spread the word and catch people's attention - you have full control of the narrative in the video and can hook people instantly, but if they tune into the stream at wrong time they might not see anything interesting before they tune out.
>>740454448It’s just fun to prod this loser. Cat threads are like a lightning rod for his autism and he’ll spend all day spamming a thread I just made and forgot about. I don’t know why he’s so angry 24/7 but it’s whatev
>>740454448Why did he do it?
>>740454642This and ironically do not stream for long periods. An hour or 2 max a day. People are more likely to watch you when you are exclusive
>>740454642The more effort I put into a youtube video the fewer views it gets. I tried when Arc Raiders was new, only my shorts got views and nowhere near enough to monetize.
You stream whenever you play and engage with viewers while making sure your voice sounds nice.Streamers are like radio, gameplay itself is irrelevant people put them to have someone talk in the background.
>>740454681>toxotranny doesn't even reply to me>tries to circlejerk with another anonHe doesn't wanna be your friend, you freak, and no one is subscribing to your personal copes except you and the other toxotroons on this board keeping lists of poopdickschizos that live rent free in their toxo'd out heads
>gets ignored>has a schizophrenic melty over itkek. The loliest of cows
>>740455915This isn't ignoring me, toxotranny retard, but we both know you live for this attention. Or any attention. It is the only reason you come and spam offtopic bullshit on /v/.
>>740449514yyou don't all successful streamers were plants with much backing and contract obligations and most importantly an approved script.
>>740449514Get big on YouTube making edited content. Twitch is awful for discovery.
>I-I wasn’t ignored i am important i am important!!!!I just like to post cats and talk about vidya. Nobody asked you to be my personal jester but you do it every day for free nonetheless
>>740456193>I-I wanna talk about vidyjda gaeyms...>posts spam threads about catsToxotranny coping hard after all alone after failing to initiate a loser circlejerk
>>740456164But that’s haaarrrrrrrd, why can’t I just make shitting sounds while being bad at
:^)
>>740456420Anon, everything is hard when you're an inept toxotranny and if you can't socialize in real life no one is actually gonna wanna watch you stream.>>740456462Lonely little toxotranny, always there when I drop the 4 letter word
what on earth is a toxotranny?
>>740450116>filenameYou're brown LMAO
>>740456631A tranny that plays in a full litterbox until it gets parasites
>still projecting his obsession You’ll be seething about cats till the day you finally ACK. And I’m sure you’ll tell yourself that your depression is the fault of those hecking toxotrannies as you plunge into the abyssVerif not required
>>740449514You viewbot, the more 'viewers' you have the more comfortable a real human will feel watching your stream for a bitIt sucks but theres no way to break into streaming otherwise
>>740456701>NO U NO U NO UToxotrannies in every thread until the day they rope
>>740449514people have existing things that they're interested in that would make them watch a stream. you have to be something that leverages one of those things.like I dunno, mario 64 speedrunning has a community of people who watch it. If you were a world record capable mario 64 speedrunner you could build an initial huge audience off of that, then if you're a good entertainer your audience will come with you even if you quit mario and stream something else.You can replace "mario 64 speedrunning" with basically anything where there is an existing audience interested in a topic and you can do something to provide that audience with the thing they are looking for. But if you're just joe blow and you have absolutely nothing to offer anyone in terms of reasons to watch you, you will not get that initial audience.
Looks like I struck a nerve. I’ll leave you for now. Keep grinding your post numbers and maybe mama will be proud of you one day :^)
Cats are so cool and cute bros.
>>740456895i agree
>>740456876>no toxo imagery>another sad "I'm leaving" when the toxotranny will just crawl back out due to empty life in about 15-30 minutesSad, typical toxotranny
>>740456895I will shave every cat
>I'M LEAVING (for the 5th dozen time)>still herekektoxotrannies are funny
>I’ll leave (You)Nigga can’t read lel
>catfaggotry>extremely low quality threadper usualclean it up, janny
Interesting thread
>>740449514do whatever asmongold did
>>740457210>uhhh Im not actually leaving!>I'm just...not gonna reply to you>replies to meToxotrannies stay retarded
>>740457367The anti cat schizo is 90% of the slop in these threads being fair. Not saying these are on topic in the first place but ya know
>>740457482I'm giving the toxotrannies what they want, a conversational partner. That's real nice of me isn't it?
>>740449514something is very wrong with you if you're coming here to ask instead of just doing it.
It’s not my problem you can’t read, and considering you believe anyone who disagrees with you is me I will ALWAYS be living rent free whether it’s me or not. I admit you baited me into a few more replies, so nice job!
>>740457648>still here>foreverPoor toxotranny. Please list off all the other poopdickschizos that have you chained to this site like a pathetic slave.
shartytroons are fun to laugh at
>>740457367>>740457545I don’t get how spamming these threads and samefagging is supposed to help keep the board on topic. I reckon a lot of these posts are specifically made to bait you. Don’t feed the trolls. Internet rule number 1
>>740457728How fucking dare you. You don't fuckign talk to me like that
>>740457839No, toxotrannies really are this lonely and pathetic. With or without me they'd make general threads dedicated to posting their collections of cat photos. Literally hundreds of them.
>i deliberately entered a thread full of things i hate. wahhhhhhyes yes shartyfag we know you just want attention
https://youtu.be/jlpMbtSgsaMYou need to play more emulators the kids love those.
>>740449514Buy a gun and shoot yourself on camera. You'll only get one shot so make it count.
>>740457930Ok. So ignore and report. Do you think spamming is helping? This shit has happened constantly and you people don’t learn. E33 threads have basically just become nothing but baiting schizos who hate it. Just fucking do ANYTHING else than bump off topic threads
>>740458094dont bother with the anti-cat schizohe just wants (You)s
>>740449514as a male, the only options available for streaming success are the following:>be a natural leader, grow a community of gamers, with a good community, you can grow a fanbase easier>be a lolcow, and attract attention from kiwi farms/4chan by doing stupid and embarassing shit while giving off the impression that you truly are mentally ill>be a 10/10 sculpted demigod gigachad who will instantly gain huge female/faggot followings, and attract beta males through the leadership quality you possess
>>740458094You’re trying to be reasonable with a guy who has long given up on his life and just spends his days spamming this site because it’s all he has and needs to keep it clean of things he hates. Don’t try to understand him, you will just go insane
>>740449514You are not viable as an entertainer.
>post dog, bird, etcnothing>post cat picTOXOOOOOOOOOits funny how much that gets memed around, yet the places that have it are actual 3rd world countries
>>740458182Ok so then don’t complain when off topic shit stays up, and don’t claim you care about board quality if you are actively making it worse by giving it (You)s
>>740458336It is low hanging fruit for sure, but I say the toxo word and the thread is mineAnonymous is already writing mythos about me that will be passed on from loser generation to loser generation
>>740458435>I spam on cooldown and the thread is mine!kek schizos truly are another level of delusional and self important
>>740458515>NO U NO U NO UToxotrannies every thread until the day they rope
>>740458253*press x to doubt*
>>740458489Sure bro, if I said no would you call me a toxotranny? I don’t care about your discord drama. TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES
>>740449514>your streams>isolated weirdo with no friendsYou either have what it takes or you don't. You clearly don't.
Looks like he got put in time out again lol
>>740457839The person you're talking to is severely mentally ill. There is no value in trying to communicate with him. I understand that you wish to help make the board better, but he is literally incapable of the introspection required to improve himself. Don't waste your time on him in the future, please.
>>740458781Let him dream. Maybe he will make it probably not
nu /v/ is such a fucking headache, man
>>740458965Can’t blame a guy for trying to find the logic in it. I fucking hate poser faggots who claim to do something for board quality but in reality it’s just because said thing bothers them personally. It’s like that WoWfaggot Janny who bans people who talk shit about WoW, but somehow more autistic
>>740458996Where is he going? (The bread bug)
>>740459138Oh certainly, I understand where you're coming from there. But I used to work with people like him, and the sad truth is that talking to them is always going to he fruitless. They cannot and will not improve, no matter how well you phrase what you have to say, no matter how kind you attempt to be to them. The absolute beat thing for the sake of your own time, and the quality of the board is to simply report his posts and move on. Sad, but what can you do? Some people are beyond help.
>>740449514You want to get involved in the community of another streamer who’s already big, become known, and then pop into their streams. From there, you can steal half of their audience to funnel into your clown-show. Streaming is engagement based, and they’ll appreciate being able to use you for content if you create enough engagement in their communities. It’s very much a personality thing and about putting yourself out there; if you just smack potato chips between your lips, let out an occasional guttural noise, and barely say anything then you’re not going to get anywhere.
>>740449514Start with youtube or become a niche internet microcelbrity on Twitter and actually interact with your followers, you'll find something you have in common and soon you'll be streaming Sonic the Hedgehog games to your 15 regular viewers rolling in pennies
>>740459669I genuinely wonder why this site attracts so many of these people
Do what all the pros do and triple down on your content:>Stream>Take the streams and make semi-edited long form YouTube video using the footage>take that video and make several shorts of highlights
I just want to do SOMETHING. I've lived a nothing life long enough.
>>740460125It enables them. Look at Reddit, for example. Put aside all the dumb and bad shit about it for a second, and consider: do you think these weirdos and undesirablebles would comport themselves differently if they had a username and account history attaches to their posts? And more active moderation? That's why they actively avoid such sites and come here, instead. Plus, places with an inbuilt block feature mean you don't have to ever see another post from someone you think is mentally ill, past the first one. They come here because they have nowhere else to go. No other places will tolerate them. Nobody in real life would put up with them either, so they have enormous amounts of free time to bother other users here.
>>740459030There’s a reason that this site is at all time low usersAnd it’s not the captchas
>>740461251Literally me
>>740461313This is why we need IDs
>>740458031You say that like you haven't been screeching about "toxotrannies" for the entire threadWhat's your problem with cats anyway? Were you scratched in your formative years?
>>740461563it's a lot of us, anon>>740462303or we just need to ban schizophrenics who take over threads with some bizarre e-drama that isn't relevant to anyone or anything
>>740462303IDs coming back would be good. Honestly the place needs a lot of work.
>>740462303>>740462603Problem posters (VPN users) can and will grab a new ID for every one of their made-up identities or individual posts. All IDs do is enable those freaks while giving casuals and retards the wrong idea.The worst of the worst WANT IDs.
the charlie the unicorn guy streams to an average of maybe 100 viewers people's attention is valuable and rare and there's no formula for getting it, as endless unsuccessful trend chasers could tell you
