Get it girl!
Can you fuck a bear though?
>>740462759Sex with many different humanoid monsters, lots of men, and some lesbian sex.
>>740462759>saysnothing cdpshit says before game's release can be trusted. simple as.
>>740462759The romances had better be 80% girl-on-girl.Why would I want to watch my MC get fucked by a male NPC?
>>740463319that was the best part of witcher 3Watching Ciri, lady of time and space, heir to the nilgaard empire debase herself with a random skellige peasant
God I love lesbians
>>740463406Well I don't really remember that part (it has been over a decade since I played it) but it's not so bad when Ciri is not the MC
>>740462759that's a lot of drained shotas
This is their Marathon. I hope Dawnwalker doesn't disappoint.
>>740463319Ciri is canonically a whore though.She was raped by some dyke and then fell in love with her.Then she fucked some dude in exchange for his horse.
>>740462759game shouldn't exist
>>740462759she's gonna fuck a werewolf
>>740462759you can tell a few of them will be black...
>>740463505>Then she fucked some dude in exchange for his horse.volume and page number
>>740462759so knowing this company they will be simple, unimportant and boringgot it
>>740462759so more witcher 3 tier cuckshit roger roger>>740463083basically Subverse
>>740462759It's going to be either a nigger or an ugly lesbian hag isn't it
SEX With Shotas!
>>740462759could you really goon to this?
>sex with black men>sex with wolves>sex with werewolves>sex with trolls>sex with neckers>sex with drownerscan't wait, so progressive!
>>740463725>basically SubverseI wish. I wanna fuck that robot
>>740463980If i can turn Ciri into a sexy anthro wolf i'll buy the game
>>740463083There's going to be a romance with werewolf 100%
>>740462759How many german shepherd romances?
>>740462759They may as well not add them at all, because the game's lead is the waifu. Shit doesn't work that way. There is no good outcome.>dyke shit>cuck shit if you're seeing yourself as an observer>you're a faggot if you're stepping into the shoes of the protag, and getting fucked by dudesHear my prophecy; there will be a "disable all romances" mod, and it will be the most downloaded one for the game.
>>740464104>>740464169I will now buy the witcha 4
>>740463505I bet she needed a few extra potions after the horse.
>>740462759Ok, but how are they going to justify having blacks in the Witcher universe?
>>740462759If she can't get knotted by a werewolf, the game will be a flop.
Oh boy! I can't wait to make Ciri suck a minimum of twelve dicks in every town she travels to!
>>740464267Urban striggas.
Lesbian human romances only and one with a feral beast.
>>740464179Rather not play a game as a female to begin with, but yeah for those that do that mod will be at the top.
>>740463505>Then she fucked some dude in exchange for his horse.noncanon
You don't want to play Witcher 4 because of some retarded culture war bullshitI don't want to play Witcher 4 because it's gonna be some boring open world UE5 slop.We are not the same.
normies are really about to play through a woman's romance novel oh my days
>>740464327spotted the Fallout 2 player
>>740462759If we don't get sex with an Aen Elle KING I will be FURIOUS
>>740462759I'm going to be completely honest, I wanted to make my own witcher, but cdpr would fucking rather die than have some rp in their g
>>740462759does this mean selecting a single 'deep', 'meaningful', and 'super compelling' partneror just a whole bunch of frivolous encounters that are somehow all of that yet still disposable?
>>740462759hardcore monster gangbangs
>>740464679>not whoring Ciri through every dilemma, selling her body to pass a speech check every time you need to perform an extra task/pay somebodyCasual.
cant wait. i always play females in games that have character creators so i dont see the big deal
>>740462759let me guess, lesbian romances with black dykes who look like men
>>740464847people in universe won't want to bang a witcher
>>740464724It's going to a dicksucking extravaganza!
>>740464917>men in the Witcher universe (medieval poles basically)>picky about the vaginas they stick their cocks intoBro? Are you being serious right now
>>740463596>>740464637Canon
>>740464917good thing she isn't one
>>740463772They did it in the show so why not here?
>>740465001This shows nothing you retard.
>>740465001it sounds like she wants to fuck the horse
>>740465001Canon 2
>>740462759I hate that this game will flop because it will delay Cyberpunk 2.
>>740462759>'the game will be super good', says the company selling the gameah, okay thanks for the heads up.
>>740463506Correct, nothing with the cancer known as (((bisexual))) representation is worth a damn.Avoid any video game series with at least one installment featuring that garbage.
>>740462759I love that this game will flop because it will delay Cyberpunk 2.
>Anons just discovering the depraved dogshit of the booksThe games elevated the series if anything.
When playing as a female character what's more gay: a straight romance with a guy or lesbian with another female?
Replacing Geralt with Ciri is so stupid.
>female MC>manface>girlbossYeah, it's gonna be super good.
>>740463936im not buying into this cherry picked chud propaganda, shes rather fine lookinghttps://youtu.be/Nthv4xF_zHU?t=612
>>740462759so no more prostitutes?
>>740462759>"deep, meaningful and super compelling">look inside>it's just nutz on ya chin
>>740464796Glen Danzig?
>>740465272>girlbosswhat does that even mean
>>740465115Still haven't posted proof, not sure why you refuse to
>>740465336Nothing.
>>740465001>>740465115i thought the books were meant to be good? i cant get the mental image out of my head of that ugly old fucker writing this shit with a hardon
>>740465401>My imaginary waifu is not a whore i promise!
>>740465474>i thought the books were meant to be good?lol what
>>740462759Did they not say this same shit about cyber puke?
>>740465474>getting boners from writingLmfao that's not a thing moron
>>740465401>she lay patiently>but it went on a little too longwhat do you think "it" refers to, here? especially when it clarifies hes been sucking on her tits
>>740462759Geralt option will be in the game within a week
>>740465485>no evidenceok
>>740465592https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphantasia
>>740465336It means an old biological man would be better like the old guy they brought in to the latest TV shitfest. Or maybe a young man fresh out of the trials - that could actually be compelling. Geralt was old and experienced; this time we watch a newbie with more of a learning curve. Anything but another girlboss. Most tired trope in any media anywhere.
In my game, Ciri went to Toussaint to be Geralt's daughter-wife so I don't care what nonsense fan fiction these polish dolts vomit up.
>>740462759Whenever I play feMC games with romances I end up feeling like Im her dad and I dont approve of any of the men. Like when I played princess maker I even thought she was too good for the literal pince charming character.
>>740465592>hes never sexted a girl
>>740465607>and helped him with the buttons because he was taking too long>suddenly froze stiff>the wound must be bothering himNothing even happened except kissing and heavy petting
>>740465474>i thought the books were meant to be good?They aren't? Who the fuck told you that?The books are complete slop, the games salvage the series so hard its not even funny. There are genuinely 0 people who have Sapkowski as their favorite writer.
>>740462759>anything cdpr says
>>740465780i mean sure ill join in with the cope session but i think sucking nipples goes a bit beyond "heavy petting"
>>740463814This, young guys + OL never misses. If they have a dumb young teenager who is earnest and innocent thats the guy shes straddling In my game.
I wish I didn't have autogynephellia id really fucked me up bros
>>740465539>>740465781now i think about it i guess i just kinda assumed they were due to the game being picked up and being a success. id like to formally retract my statement
>>740462930FIRST POST. BEARFUCKER POST.
>>740465894The problem is that he died.So bad luck.Someone could comission art or an animation about it btw
>>740465894Unless his cock was in her mouth, ass, or cunt, it really doesn't matter.
>>740464796Don't worry bro you'll be getting absolutely ran through by anal kings in this game
>>740462759Who the fuck wants to romance dudes? Who is this game even for?
>>740466492I don't know anon, half this board likes to play as a woman in games, so I really don't know what to tell you.
>>740462759Why make a game with a protag like this that will cause your game to sell less?Isn't that a betrayal of your employees? You're setting them up to be fired.
>>740466551It's too unreliable audience, especially in a long run
>>740466492women
>>740466553>"In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better. When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. "
>>740466471You are NOT funny
>>740466226Hotspurn is an old creep, he knew exactly what he was doing and he 100% took advantage of her being naive and curious. Sorry bro
Will avallach finally be able to get what is rightfully his?
>>740466852>0 prooflol
Did Emyre...hit?
>>740467020>He asks her for sex>She laughs and says no>She convinces herself she doesn't like him, and just likes his horse>She gets a weird feeling in the bottom of her stomach>He makes an excuse to touch her>He kisses her>He undresses her>She lays down>He sucks her nipples>"It went on a little too long"If you can still tell yourself she didn't let him smash, then more power to you, I suppose
>>740467679His pants were still on lmao
>>740462759>was molested as a child by a much older woman in the books.>Devs make her a lesbian.Is it based saying gays are only made by childhood sexual trauma or cringe saying grooming helps children discover their sexuality.
>>740463319They are too gutless to piss off one side by making her straight or gay. There will be 2-3 male options and 2-3 female.
>>740462759I've never played an RPG where this is true so I have no reason to believe it this time around.
>>740468027You've never actually read a book, have you? They don't have to describe every single detail in a scene. But anyway, you will be happy to know this isn't the only encounter your waifu has with Hotspurn, she is attracted to him and does flirt with him, and he also fucks her in a bush before he dies. She is also raped by others in the books too, she even "tries to wash off those things that can't be washed" and ends up crying.
>>740462759Sex With Bee
>>740468479You're literally ignoring the detail where she's patiently waiting and his pants are still on because he's wounded and too slow to take them off.So whatever argument you think you have is worthless.
>>740462759i don't like romances in RPGs, i want to kill stuff, go into dungeons, find treasures and perhaps, solve puzzles
>>740468536Doesn't she get attacked?
>>740468591Sorry bro you will never get to take her virginity, next time find a waifu with a less tragic story
>>740469209I accept your concession. It's okay to be wrong.
>>740462759LESBOMANCY THE GAME
>>740465474>i thought the books were meant to be good?
>>740466551the board is gay af nigga. they ain't worth the litmus test to determine SHIT
>>740467213Not ciri herself but her doppelganger did
>>740465997I thought they were what CDPR went with because they were cheap to get and they were a polish studio licensing the work of a polish writer.
>>740462759Same shit was said about bg3 and its shallow fag positive trash.
>>740465001>>740465115Dude blead out before he could stick it in she's still a whore though.
>>740462759Ideally she should only have straight romances but normalfags have been convinced she's a dyke so that's what she's gonna be
>>740462759journos will post this and still have zero clue how geralt sleeping around ties into the theme of true love.
>>740468345But Ciri is (((bisexual))) in the books.>The games are based on a series of Polish novels and short stories published between 1986 and 2013. In the books, author Andrzej Sapkowski makes it very clear that Ciri is indeed bisexual. She seems attracted to men throughout the series and is romantically interested in Ser Gallahad in Lady of the Lake (1999). In The Time of Contempt (1995) and Baptism of Fire (1996), she is in a relationship with a young woman named Mistle, a fellow member of the outlaw gang âThe Ratsâ. https://bi.org/en/bi-characters/ciri>Before leaving the Rats for good, Ciri got the same tattoo (a rose) as Mistle on her inner thigh. After a romantic night, Mistle caught Ciri the next morning attempting to leave. She did not stop her but concluded that Ciri had been more receptive because she was going to leave, and that once she did, Mistle would be forgotten. Ciri promised to never forget her and that she would come back for her "in a six-horse gilded coach. With a retinue of courtiers" and change her fate as well as show her how much she was able to change. Before she finally left, the two kissed and told each other "I love you."https://witcher.fandom.com/wiki/MistleAnd so is Triss, apparently.
>>740470727>https://bi.org/en/bi-characters/ciri
>>740470916Is any of the text factually wrong?
>>740462759Lol, I didn't think I could get less interested in this than I already was, but would you look at that...
>>740470959triss literally gets chewed out for fawning over geralt too much in the novels; your gay list is full of shit.
>>740471108>triss literally gets chewed out for fawning over geralt too much in the novelsthis happens multiple times, btw.
>>740471108She sells out Geralt Ciri and Yen to the femcunt witch WEF because one of the council members is munching her box.
>>740471108>>740471171I don't see how I deny of that, tho.
>>740471184and this is how I know this board is getting raided.
>>740471189â any of
>>740463505>>740465001>>740465115the books ARE NOT canon, irrelevant trash garbage, the real DEFINTIVE CANON ciri is as pure as the virgin snow, patiently awaiting her faithful husband (me !), the witcher 3 ciri is the REAL ciri
The only monsters I'm slaying are all the big fat cocks I'm sucking in every village
>>740462759My Ciri will be so straight that she will actually cry for men.
>>740463503Dawnwalker already looks Mid.
>should I read the books>should I play any of the games leading up to the fourth main game?>fuck that lets get our nails did
>>740471528My ciri will pleasure herself to me breaking the fourth wall
>>740462759/ss/ required
>>740463505Wasn't the dude dying, and she fucked him only because she planned on taking its magical horse and leaving him there and she felt bad about it?
>>740472296the unicorn and the corpse fucking are two separate events.
Shill meltdown she isnât a lesbian and she didnât love the woman who raped her are you delusional why are troons so deranged
I'm so tired of lesbian protagonists bros
>>740473661Her being a lesbian (or straight) would have been awesome.However, she's a (((bisexual))) degenerate.
>>740463462t. Cuck
>>740471412This would be funnier if there weren't people who actually thought and said things like that.
>>740462759im gonna keep her as a femcel
>>740466226>Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... " Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?" Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the priceHer being a whore is not dependent on completing the act, it is on negotiating the price.
>>740462759Oh it will be deep if you compel what I meaningful
>>740463406Never happened in my game but I'm also not a faggot like you are.
>>740462759O yea, it's breaking 2 million concurrent players on Steam
>>740462759A man sleeping with a woman in every village he enters is a power fantasy because it rarely ever happens.A woman sleeping with a man in every village she enters is not a power fantasy, because it happens everyday.
>>740465474I naively read (one of?) the books after the 2nd game came out and they really are dogshit.the author seething about the success of the games is a moron, his books are gay as hell and the games made diamonds out of that diarrhea.
>>740463083>>740462759We might be actually getting a good adaptation of the famous Shirami clip.
>>740462759You have 2 options>straight romance with guysNo one besides fags are partaking in that>lesbian romanceFine until I jerk off, then I don't actually want Ciri to be a lesbian
>>740462759
>>740462759>long-form romantic questline>you can just run off and find random guys to "discover yourself">has no bearing on the questline if you just keep it to yourselfRealism...
I already hate where it's going
>>740462759lmao self inserters will get fucked by a big black peasant cock
>>740478743This isn't even a stretch considering current cdpr. There weren't any white romance options in cyberpunk. So 40 year old dudes will be seducing and trying to bang black men. Also remember they will be the ones online calling YOU gay for not playing.
>>740463406It's faithful to the books, actually, where Ciri learns through her experiences she despises the noble, the powerful, the magical, the rogueish, and the adventurer when it comes to men - because all of them only sought to use her.I can only guarantee she won't be bisexual, seeing as how she was raped multiple times by a lesbian in the novels (Mistle).
>>740470727>she is in a relationship with a young woman named Mistle, a fellow member of the outlaw gang âThe Ratsâ.She isn't in a relationship, she's RAPED by Mistle every night while with the rats, and only grows to accept it as payment. The way that Mistle figures out that Ciri is about to escape is that she reciprocates ONE TIME.
>>740462759>DEEP romancemonster cocks confirmed
>>740462759My Ciri will be a femcel
>>740470727This >>740479131 >>740479192. Mistle/Ciri is the very definition of being groomed combined with Stockholm Syndrome. I don't know how the LGBT can even attempt to paint it as anything positive, it definitely isn't the author's intention.
>>740465474>i cant get the mental image out of my head of that ugly old fucker writing this shit with a hardonHe was in his 30s when writing the books.
>>740463462>>740463319Nice try sbi
>>740465474>>740477691>>740465781To be fair, the English translations of the books are abysmal and carry over none of Sapkowski's writing style. The only really good versions are the original Polish and Russian.
>>740464179>>dyke shitNot happening, since they'd have to bring up the fact her only """romantic""" experiences with a woman was being repeatedly raped and gaslit. After getting away from said girl (Mistle) she never even so much as glances at another woman.
>>740479516>her only """romantic""" experiences with a woman was being repeatedly raped and gaslitUh my friend wants a tldr on this
>>740479597When Ciri gets "taken in" by the Rats in the novels, one of the members attempts to rape her on the first night. She's rescued by a female member named Mistle... who then proceeds to rape Ciri herself. It's not romantic or hot in any way (in the Polish version her fingers are described as "cold, slimy snails" to give you a picture).They then enter a "relationship" (which is a combination of gaslighting and Stockholm Syndrome) where Ciri essentially pays Mistle with her body in return for being her friend (it's underlined that she's a dead starfish in bed, just letting Mistle do whatever she wants).Eventually Ciri plans to leave, which Mistle catches onto by the fact that on their last night together the girl reciprocates Mistle's intimacy.
>>740465592Pineal glandlet npc detected. Picture a 3d apple in full color in your mind's eye and rotate it around its axis both ways right now or you aren't human.
>>740462759i dont want any of that
>a cdpr guy writers a linkedin post, a guy takes a sentence out of that post and posts it as an article headline : 300 replies on reddit>a guy writes words on a jpg : hundreds of replies on 4chanand people wonder why genocides happen
>>740479516>they wont out in woke shit because it makes no logical senseLmao how newAnd even in the books she falls in love with her
>there will be one romance option in the witcher 4>a black man>it will be deep
>>740480013Better plot than Witcher 3 ffs
>>740480424>And even in the books she falls in love with herNo, she doesn't. She lets Mistle do whatever she wants to her, and says what Mistle wants to hear, out of gratitude and fear of abandonment. Mistle even thinks to herself that Ciri's words are just lies.
>>740462759Ok, but what about the gameplay?
>>740480476>if I keep shoving ugly negroids in your face you'll eventually like themhow do leftists manage to be so mentally retarded
>>740465474I bought all of these books on a whim. They're so shit.
>>740462759Who's the audience for this? If they want the foids there better be vampire/werewolf rape in W4
>>740470727I didn't realize the books were such pozzed gay shit. I'm a bit embarrassed for having ever called myself a fan of the games.
The male romances in Cyberpunk were awful compared to Judy and Panam, so I'm not too optimistic. I suppose it could work if they bring back Galahad. Ciri has a fun dynamic with very principled and pious characters in the books.
the real monsters are MEN
>>740481004>GalahadIt was Perceval in the actual novels who was given Ciri's virginity, actually. Galahad is only in a non-canon "what if" story.
>>740462759>I FUCK UGLY CHICKS BUT ALSO FUGLY GUYS FROM TIME TO TIMEBased Cirilia, Queen of bodycount
>>740481004>>740481262Wait, what the fuck? I just checked and it IS Galahad in "The Lady of the Lake."I need to find my old copy of the book from the 90s, I'm almost 100% convinced it was Perceval back then.
>>740462759mary sue
>>740465001>>740465115>xer thinks the fanfiction of some deranged starving polak is canon Toilet paper for the masses. Only games are canon.
>>740465474Lol, dude the books are notoriously bad. It just has a cult following
>>740477726LINK?!
Hasn't it been the case with female MCs in vidya primarily consumed by men (ex. Lara, Bayonetta, etc), from time immemorial, that the MC should not form any serious and intimate romantic interests, especially with males? At least in-game, outside material can expand it all they want. Why would a straight man willingly control and play the role of the woman in a dating situation?Men might not have the need women to be able to self-insert into any fictional character in general but, when it comes to romance, they at least expect to "be" the male part of it and have agency.
>>740465274They fixed her after chuds complained. Never forget, never forgive.
>>740465474Books were popular because here in commie Poland we didn't had shit back then, I would say first two books were medicore and readable for what it was but later it was travesty. Without CDPR games this old drunk hack would never get any recognition and money outside of our small country.
>>740462759>deepBbc confirmed
>>740464796God she looks like such a whore. Who in their right mind thinks that ultra heavy mascara makes her look like anything other than a cheap whore?
>>740481612Witcher books were in the US in the early 00s.
>>740481656Game doesn't take place in Zerrikania.
>>740480807Dude, I wouldn't even call them leftists, I am one. And I have no idea who these people are that come up with this shit.
>>740462759Romances in Role Playing Game with FEMALE PROTAGONIST. What could possibly go wrong? Are they really this dumb?
>>740480730>gameplayshit
>>740462759They completely fucked up romances in CP2077. I have zero trust in them now.
>>740478396holy kek
>>740479268>I don't know how the LGBT can even attempt to paint it as anything positivethey love grooming and raping kids though, what are you talking about?
>>740462759If I even get the game I am not romancing anything playing as a woman lmaoAre they fucking insane?
Ciri eating beef stew with her hands pissed me off.
>>740481532If I could make her lose to chorts and get raped all day I'd dump 1000 hours into the game.
>>740481532Only reason I would ever want to play a woman in a "romance" is a porn game with a super hot MCOther than that miss me with that shit
>>740479268Look at what they did to that crossdresser from guilty gear
You think we will be able to romance triss?
>>740483468The corruption of the lodge will be made canon in this
>>740481532>Lara, Bayonetta,Those are not RPG games. Why fould you want to play Role Playing game with female MC? Are there even any RPG Games with established female protagonist?
>>740481532Im just going to go with the option not do it. And im sure I'll see or hear what happens online eventually anyway if it is chosen. Im looking forward to it, dont have many qualms.
>>740465474>i thought the books were meant to be good?They're mediocre YA fantasy books. They got popular in Poland because back then there wasn't much in the way of competition
>>740463319>Why would I want to watch my MC get fucked by a male NPC?Because you are a autogynephilic homosexual cuck. Why else would you be okay with playing as a woman
>>740483643 Other than seeing the books when I was a kid. People read them but they weren't hugely popular. Harry Potter fucked up its chance, but a lot of people thought that it was a rip off of hp anyway because of the cover art and appeared around the same time.
>>740462759My Ciri will be a bvll.Hope she can cuck men and fuck their wifes.
>>740482472Can't be worse than W3Literally, I can't think how they could make it worse
>>740484056>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR THE GAMEPLAY IN 3 WAS BAD B-BECAUSE IT JUST WAS
>>740471412PUTA!!!
>>740484056It wasnt that bad, could have been a lot worse. But it did add an aspect of challenge unintentionally and I dug it.
>>740483552>triss>evilI dislike how tw3 turned her into a girl with no flaws, no schemes who just want to do genuinely good things
>>740465474
>>740484167this only happens if you're enough of a cuck to make her, it is NOT the canon choice
>>740484426Not exactly true
>>740462759I don't think this will flop, but sales will be significantly lower than Witcher 3 and Cyberpunk.
>>740462759only lesbian romances are allowed. anything involving a man is rape
this game is going to be lame and gay.
>>740485350cyberpunk was lame af, there's no way it won't sell like hotcakes
>>740478396I'm not sure they even delivered on mature to be honest>dicks and balls in character creation with size sliders>but then you never really see them after that
>>740481532Bayonetta spends her entire first game flirting with a man and there was a bit of in the second game too before she gets with him in the third game, the only people upset were yurifags
>>740484105>>740484170It was shit, comparable to Skyrim.
>almost no build variety >combat is Arkham Asylum tier >nu-nu-/v/ is defending itZoomies will never be right
Forced game.
>>740462759So lesbians and scissoring. Got it.
>>740463319because you are gonna be a cuck and you will like it.
>>740462759Cool still not buying it.
>>740479268>it definitely isn't the author's intention.Author's intention? That's something akin to a myth.
>>740462759Just like the romances in Cyberpunk, right?
>>740462759Witcher romances were pretty good for me because I am a man snd they were pretty ladies. I'm already reluctant to play this game because I'm forced to play a woman AND also my romance options are men? It's going to be a no for me unless it's hot lesbians instead.
>>740465592im jerking off twice a day with dirty text rp with grok
>>740462759Yeah sure ...
>>740488037Maybe try reading what you post? None of Sapkowski's quotes contradict one another.Also you're a disingenous retard. Here's BagiĆski's ACTUAL quote from the top right:>Yeah, its a little bit of a myth, that "The Witcher" is ONLY a slavic tale... Of course there will be some slavicness, some eastern european culture, polish culture - like monsters, motives, music - but the original books are not only about slavicness, OK?
>>740462759What about game-play? It still is a video game right?RIGHT?Yeah, fuck AAA.
She is the future Empress of Nilfgaard. She needs a royal suitor and then a catalogue of fuck-on-demand subjects.
>>740462759>romancesInto the trash it goes.
>>740489090>witcher>gameplaypick one
>>740462759>deep, meaningful and super compellingnotice they never say that about the combat or enemies only about non gameplay stuff
Romance is games are gringe as fuck. Only people who can't get pussy in real life play this shit
>>740490129>being this retarded
>>740462759God I wish I were Ciri...
you know, seeing how much of the setting's barbarism stems from misinformation and superstition, Ciri should've become a teacher, not a monster slayerso much for them woman smarts, hm?
>>740465001>>740465115>American education
>>740462759A series of repeatable side quests working in a brothel I presume
>>740462759No man wants to play as a woman and have deep meaningful romances with dudes as her wtf that's gay. If I can't make her a slut what's the point.
>>740490978I want her to force me to smell her pubes, but you cant have it all lad. >>740490667Yeah, the only romance I did was with Kiera and that was on complete accident. But its The Witcher, they're all constantly fucking.
can't wait for futa mods
>>740490458I don't really care that much, the "romance" made sense with Geralt. Even though om stoked for this i cant get past that at all. And I bet it's tied into lore so you have to do it.
>>740479268> I don't know how the LGBT can even attempt to paint it as anything positiveRemember the "We are coming for your children" song?
>>740462759Do you have lesbo options?I am not going to have romances with males.
Kek, waifufags that want their waifu virgin are seething
>>740481330Just checked it in one of the slav languages, it's Galahad. There is a character named Perceval who is mentioned in the last book, but he's just some gnome.
>>740481532>BayonettaMaybe try actually playing the games you bring up on /v/, chump.
>>740462759sounds pretty gay
>>740481867Geralt had sex with two (supposedly hot) Zerrikanian women at one point, and being up north didn't stop him.
>playing as woman>not gay dude trust me>playing as a woman fucking everything in her path>FAGGOT
Legendary edition comes with Bad-Dragon chort XL dildo
>>740462759Why is Poland so incredibly cringe, every single thing they have ever done is like unleashing a huge wet fart inside a tiny crowded room
>>740462759Does that mean you can make Ciri fuck the monsters?
>super compelling>banging in under 30 secondslol
>>740481532>Men might not have the need women to be able to self-insert into any fictional character in general but, when it comes to romance, they at least expect to "be" the male part of it and have agency.That's why they always have the female MC play a male role in a lesbian relationship
>>740477691Wake me up when they adapt Achaja (I know it will never be)
>>740477691>implying an illiterate retard like yourself can determine if a book is good or notlmao