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I hate American games.
Shan't be playing. I'll opt for the game with the hot korean chick instead.
>>740545778KEEP MY WIFES GAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
>>740545778americans are completely fucked in the headthey want me to date my mom
>>740545778CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDS STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT WOMEN'S RIGHTS AND I'LL LET YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME!!! PLZ HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!
>>740545778>this is Kratos' looksmatch in 2026
>>740546059don't you love your mom?
>>740545778
>>740545778I go to walmart maybe once every two months, I saw a woman today that looked exactly like this there.
>>740545778This is simply how real women look, incel
>>740546154that's womanslighting. kratos is chad enough to fuck whoever he wants of either gender
>>740546389You sound like you'd go into the baths with him
What your mother posted before page 10 was her business.
>>740545778If you don't like this you are a pedophile.
>>740545778uhhh yikyyy
>>740547020If you don’t way to play as Faye it’s an immediate ick to all women because it shows you are an entitled incel that doesn’t care about women unless they gratify you. If you want a girlfriend or wife the chuds and incels here need to start respecting women and have sex
where did you get this picture of my mom?
>>740545778What is that supposed to be
>>740546154Kratos is also old looking
>>740545778Ah, senua soulslike in Egypt and somehow the protag's the dead ex wife of kratos, too. She's lesbian btw.
>>740546329Yeah, at 60.
>>740546525>31>tfBrutal. The Wall knows no mercy.
>>740545778woman if she 30
>>740546525>viadakek
>>740545778What do you call this phenotype
Why did xitter shills instantly come out of the woodwork to defend this by calling everyone gooners or chuds?Why even hire a model if you are going to mess up her face with wrinkles, rough looking skin, and modified proportions?
>I can save you from this hag anon!
>>740549846washed
>>740545778we need to be...ack
>>740545778>>740550418You know, seeing the reactions to these two games side by side makes me think of that facebook post with all those middle-aged women seething about an asian female athlete.
>>740546329Needs more pixels, doc
Every new pic you post she looks older
>>740553693
>>740545778Machette transitioned?
>>740545778WHO BITCH THIS IS?
>>740546154Kratos is over 100 anon, its accurate.
I have to go against the grain, I think she's pretty hot. I have always had a thing for older ladies.
In a slightly different context this time butHAGGIERSAGGIER
>>740553883
>>740545778KEEPMY WIFE'SGAMEOUTYOUR F U C K I N G MOUTH!!!!
>>740545778What are the chances she's gonna cuck Kratos cross-dimentionally?
>>740546246Must have been inspiring to be in the presence of a mythological divine being
>>740553905minecraft painting edition
>Kratos banged Aphrodite
>>740554070
Most brutal mogging of the decade
>>740553879/v/ trying to pretend Deborah Ann Woll isn't hot to own the libs is the funniest thing I've seen on this board in a while
Yup, time to game.
>>740553247You think Elijah got piece of that Sasha ass?
>>740554268My gamer girlfriend said that if I wasn’t excited to play this game she would break up with me. We need to be better men and show our womenfolk that we have moved past toxic masculinity and objectification
>>740546154Kratos is bald.
>>740554268
>>740554186>pretendLike you're pretending that face scan isn't a huge fucking downgrade to start with?
>>740554370
>>740554565OLDER
>>740545778She looks like that terrible woman in HR.
>>740545778>70 year old looking woman voiced by a woman half her age >feminists are demanding we act like this is normal This is just aging white girl cope
>>740554609This is killing the environment guys.
>>740554747We can go older.
>>740554747I thought she found excalibur, not the ark of the covenant.
>>740550418STELLAR BLADE!! SAVE MEEEEEEE
I am a lvl 99 haggot and holy shit she is just ugly as sin
>>740554434Not really
>>740555276Yeah I'm a certified hag enjoyer with a late 30s gf and this is just too much. Women can still be cute in their middle ages.
>>740545778You know the lady she's modeled after and does the mocap for is actually rather pretty. I just think some uggos at Sony had to drag her down
>>740555658She looked good 20 years ago.
>>740547686>t.ranny
>>740547897>>740553816>>740554345?
>>740554284Like tossing a hotdog down a hallway.
>>740545778>red head>spartanis this some kind of diss of parody of helen of troy?
>>740556115kratos was a chad before all the estrogen
>>740546154being bald lowers your SMV by like 3 points, unironically
>>740556316it's actually such a huge spit in the face to show that they COULD just do old kratos perfectly
>>740545778But it's okay when the Japanese do it, apparently.
>>740554186You seem to be confused. No one here has been talking about the actress that was scanned for the model, they were talking purely about the model itself. I hope this clears things up for you, culture warrior.Picrel is what Deborah Ann Woll looks like as of 2024. Notice the difference?
>>740545778why does she look like my english teacher?
>>740556512Would help if I added pic.
The Romans were right all along, the Nords were nothing but ugly savages compared to them
every gamer wants to play as a middle aged soccer mom
>>740556371All leftist creators ever want to do is keep ruining potential at every step, keep breaking promises just because they can, and just keep making everything worse until everyone is as low as them.I'm tired of limiting my discontent.
>>740556835plenty of devs already starting to add ai to their workflow and plenty of companies laying off devsit's over for them
>>740554128left: expropriated decades worth of cultural capital built on a masculine focused IPright: pure organic hype
>>740545778Is this what better men get?
>>740546154
>>740557739
>>740545778give granny a kish, dahling!
>>740545778This game will outsell Epstein Blade.
>>740545778This looks like the shitty Will Smith Alladin genie CGI except they superimposed some ugly hag's face over an attractive woman's face.
lol
Sif is also 300+ years old, how come this isn't a problem for her?
>>740556115>bald gymcel with reddit beard
>>740546014>No, I won't eat slop>Instead, I'll eat slop (Asian)
>>740559253Why doesn't the goddess of fertility with legendary golden hair look like a random literal who?
>>740545778>I'm ready to settle down now
>>740545778Imagine being a guy that shared a bed with Aphrodite but this is what you decided to settle down with....
>>740546014this is antisemitic
>>740555449Of course you think soHere's (pic related)It's (You)
>>740560554jej
>>740554565Yes just add a little moustache to that and then we're home
>>740554370Hope Solo?
>>740556578She looks good for a girl her age, but I wouldn't really call that hot.She genuinely looks like a woman I work with who's around the same age who has 3 kids.
>>740545778Of course she would look bad with all the noise and compression.Here chud, a better image
It's another episode of /v/ being turned off by adult women.
>>740562343when you hit the wall, were you going 67 or 76 miles per hour?
>>740562293>hello fellow Scandinavians
>>740557739This isn't just a foid thing, some people just really are delusional. I've seen some 70 year old guy claiming he's a match for prime Salma Hayek specifically for some reason.
>>740545778Imagine 90s/2000s gamers being told you have to play as this character.
>>740554747
SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE MODELWHY ARE WE TOLERATING TRANNIES FORCING THESE GHOULS ON US
>old woman is... bad
>>740562765Solution: do nothing
>>740562293Literally looks like a grandmother-age woman. I ain't playing no game as no grand ma.
>>740562779In games as lead protagonist? Yes it is and you can't force me to buy their shitty games with them on it, same goes with any other type of ugly woke characters. Just a reminder that the chud always wins by doing nothing
>>740562765vote with your wallet
>>740545778I think mature characters can be appealing.Take lady D for example. Even without taking her massive tits and ass she's still attractive
>>740562779>>old woman is... bad
>>740554186Do you grifter tourists ever get ashamed when you pretend not to understand what others are saying or is it just natural to you?
Ugly "people" are evil.
>>740562779The reason why this board is so upset by women like this is because they know it's the only kind of woman they'll ever have a chance with.
>>740545778BURGERSLOP
>>740546014You must learn to become a better man.
>>740562734>Gran of War
>>740566859nice
>>740566854>this ain't iti hate modern slang so much
>>740566859God of Worn
>>740566583Yeah, it's not that nobody wants to play as and old hag in a character action game. Especially one called God of War where you always played as Kratos. It's actually that dumbass reason you made up
>>740566854Guarantee it comes out this nigga is grooming minors in 6 months to 2 years
>>740547020this picture is grotesque. something about that giant witch hand and nails is obscene
>>740545778I can't wait for Stellar Blade 2 to outsell this by 3x
>>740545778IT’S MA’AM!
>>740545778https://x.com/DrClownPhD/status/2062213121821815133
Lookin good babe
>>740567954Yeah, it sure is dumbass, but that's how it is.
>>740569068what in the fuck
>>740568318maybe you're attracted to men
>>740564205The hag is less ugly than the gook. The gook looks like a tranny
>>740563605The lesson here is that japanese people understand white beauty and the charm points of pretty white people more than white people do. I mean, all the RE face models are white but they look great.
>>740545778Reminds me of the Taash "So..." posting
>>740567954>action gameCuck just walks around getting punked on by some little twerp in Dad of Bore. Kratos/GoW has been trash for 8 years, this grandma shit is at least funny.
>>740556053>milf, legal woman>a literal child
>>740569913trans child*
>>740569491Jesus Christ. Godspeed, buddy
>>740570012discussion would be a flash in the pan if that was the case.
>>740545778Real talk, the only problem with the game is she only gave Kratos one child, Kratos would have put that 8 kids in her, then she go on her quest as a respectable matronly womanBut of course the shit writers these days could never pul that that
>>740546525thats not the face of a 31 yr old roastie, lying lil bitch...no fucking way. Add 10-15 more years
>>740545778trying to represent the 30 year old woman (who will never touch games)great stategy, ameircunt game devs
>>740545778It's amazing how poorly this went over. Straight up pure anti-hype and mockery
>>740570461I met 22 year old roasties with that face
>>740545778Fellow Gods, we must open the borders of the afterlife and let in infinite humans to repent for our mortalphobia
>>740546059>they want me to date my momis she single?
>>740545778these are the roasties crying about stellar blade lmao
>>740545778>How she looks at you when you tell her to block the man she was with before you met her
>>740570461If only you knew how bad things really are
>>740570638
>>740570876This is extended sun exposure isnt it? the sun fucks with the skin big time, especially for whyte peepo moreso than other races..
>>740545778She has Sean Strickland’s nose from after the Khamzat fight
>>740570937Yo LEGIT r u taking the piss?
>>740568318cheap press-on nails, 5lbs of makeup, fake eyebrows, heavy-lidded retard stare, performative hand gesture and extremely bitchy languagethe kind of stacy not even other stacies want to be around (but will anyway, assuming there's something in it for them)
>>740569068that hag is most definitely rich as fuck and the nigga is in it for the long con instead of just getting his PS5 and dipping
>>740571068lol look at this seething jew. NTA, but get fucked
>>740569068she's 35 and american btw
>>740569068...........is she some horror movie prop or..?>>740571243This gotta be it, good for him, but i could never handle this.. creatura lol
>>740571243she's not. she's a 63 year old (at the time of the interview i watched) with 17 grandchildren and they each run an onlyfans account. outside of the grotesquerie they're actually kind of wholesome. she took his v-card.
>>740545778Literal old hag witch
>>740554186retarded faggot.
>>740554186>the mocap model is good lookingAnd?
>>740554186deborah ann woll *was* hot.on true blood nearly 20 years ago.we're old, unc.
>>740545778>>740553879>Literal goddess has a face full of imperfections for no reason other than woman directorAmazing
>>740556578She will always be very pretty, tragic af that she married a blind guy that’s not even able to appreciate it
>>740571547my second guess was freakish gilf-lover with low standards but i decided against writing it because i just kind of hoped his standards weren't THAT low
>>740554186People are still going to call you a retarded nigger tranny even if you're pretending
I mean, I don't play snoy movieslop games anyway so whatever.
>>740545778HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>740545778Who is the audience for this game?
>>740574376probably gen alpha. after all, games are for kids
>>740545778Fucking hell man
>>740556393Still pretty. Turning Pai into a milf was genius. She looks so sexy in that qipao with her long legs.
>>740558782It will sell on the God of War name alone to people who won't even be informed enough to know they're not playing as Kratos kek.
>>740574376Normal people who are not upset by a woman looking like a completely regular woman.
>>740575404So people that don’t play video games
>>740575404You're far away from normal you subhuman tranny retard
>>740574376redditors
>>740554085No matter how pixelated it becomes I can still make out the nose and forehead stress lines.
>>740575370No it won't, it looks like a fucking April Fool's joke. It's a bitch with a fucking cube on the cover of a game titled God of War. They are idiots. It will appeal to the same limited audience as Veilguard, it will be the Veilguardification of God of War, which should be an abrupt drop in quality but honestly is really more of a linear progression when you look at 2018 and Ragnarok, although this will be an unmistakably gayer, steeper dip. I really think this is more or less of something that was set up to fail from the beginning, and Alannah's low IQ ass jumped at the opportunity and probably has no honest clue that this she's going to sink the franchise with her freakin' mind. Good riddance.
>>740561459What do you think smells worse, her mouth or her asshole?
>>740575760More normal than you, my dude.
>>740562293Why did you make her eyes larger? she doesnt even look like that. I mean the render is still fucking ugly but the actress is kinda passable. This is the actual better image.
Will this appear in the next trailer or spoil the surprise?
>>740575404get lost tranny, this is the real woman, the abomination in OP pic it's a product of delusion of people like (you).
>>740576732Nobody who argues about this kind of shit on 4chan of all places is normal.
>>740577283NTA but she barely looks any younger IRL. That's a certifiable hag. Not defending the ingame model in any way, just letting you know that I think the face actress is also a hag.
>>740577916>she barely looks any younger IRLShe looks 10 years younger at least>That's a certifiable hagHags too can be prettier and younger compared to each other>Not defending the ingame model in any way, just letting you know that I think the face actress is also a hagYeah, sure
>>740578131>Hags too can be prettier and younger compared to each otherThat's not my problem and I won't make it my problem by playing this game.
>>740575404nobody wants normal people in media
>>740578210>That's not my problem and I won't make it my problem by playing this gameThen what's the point of your previous post?
>>740578360To call that woman a hag, because I call em like I see em. I'm here because I hate hags.
>>740577283You know you have a good point when you get called a tranny out of nowhere.
>>740556371Looking at the norse GoW games it really is blatantly obvious that it was supposed to be a completely different character until someone in marketing went "wait we should make it kratos so people recognize him, otherwise people will think it's a new franchise and get confused".
>>740546215Is this the "may you get caught" faggot?
>>740575404>here's your god of war bro>[completely regular woman]If I wanted to look at completely regular women I'd go outside. People play video games to avoid that shit.
>>740569068
>>740564156We understand that you are delusional, yes
>>740570876no way in hell that bitch is 25 unless she has been drinking heavily since she was 10
>>740558993lmao
>>740569068just kill these things please
>>740578817I play games for fun, actually, not because I'm scared to go outside
>>740554186Time doesn't stop for anyone, and the devs didn't make her any favor
>>740579064If you're playing games for fun then you're not playing nu-GoW, because it's the antithesis of it.
>>740545778Is this genderswapped Gargamel?
ts foid walled irl
>>740569913>top tier hollywood actress and model adult women can't compete with an average childself own
>>740581019That's a weird way to spell "I'm a pedophile"
>>740545778>how your teacher looks at you when you said you didnt do you homework before going on a post-menopausal meltdown for 20 minutes
>>740578962>those forehead linesyup. drink, being fair skinned, and tanning will make you look like that at fuckin 22. i’d know, i had pretty deep forehead lines by 23 but im a retard that drinks and smokes.if you care about gracefully aging, anons, drop the drink and avoid the sun for real
>>740570876More like 25 thousands years old lol.
>>740581064your gay m8
>>740570876>no, i don't believe in sunscreen, how could you tell?
Would
>>740580204Looks alright in bottom left.
>>740575873is that rich evans' fuckboi?
>>740575873OMG ia that jack QUAID in a cube suit HAHA this is so funny, i just spit my latte
>>740562471>70 year oldanon he is an elderly, they don't give a shit anymore, you can be lucky if they don't turn full tomato
>>740554565Would've honestly been kino if they went all in on the granny route instead of the usual "just face scan her and make her uglier on purpose"
>>740585032But they didn't make her uglier, she looks exactly like that >>740580204
western devs are going to double down and we're going to enter an era of even more accurate face scanning and the talking point will be it's actually disrespectful to not have the model match the actor/actress
>>740572053
>>740550418While these faggots complain in the internet hotties like this are getting fucked, keep complaining ugly ass woman get cats.
>>740545778if u don't buy and play it ur an incel
>>740569068Laufey looking great as always. That dude got himself some console money to buy and play Laufey. All is good in the world.
>>740562293>>740562734https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4M7jZqyHv2Q
>>740545778>hating on it cuz ugly female>not hating on it becuase it's more nu-gow shitChange of protag is good thing. Serves right faggots who welcomed 2018 kratos. Kill the series.
>>740545778I am a Better Man.I will not be buying this game because what Laufey did with her time is none of my business.
>>740553879WHAT IS WITH HER HAIRLINE
>>740553984imagine this >>740553981 pic but Laufey is actually Jada Smith and she finds her "2pac" in the afterlife
>>740545778They totally captured Deborah Ann Woll's likeness chud. You just hate women.
>>740560002anon... every videogame released in 2010+ is slop... like it or not it's the truth. just because you like a game that doesn't unslop it
>>740589035They did, in fact
>>740589035Before her I didn't realize it was possible to make a even worse character than Skyler.
>>740545778>omg you dont like her because she looks old?Yes, but also, it's fucking stupid for a 50 year old woman to do crazy flips, air combos and shit you see her doing in the trailer.
they put mary jane in god of war?
>>740570420bro imagine his life with 8 times Atreus... he'd hang himself using the chains of Blades of Chaos
>>740545778BRUTALIZED
>>740545778Is there any place where i can bet on this game flopping?
>God of War game>You play as a giant who isn't a giant in terms of size and she looks like a soccer mom wearing some renaissance larp costume.>Classic female-coded "magic arm" powers which just do anything she wants>Camera so stiff when she launches an enemy and jumps for aerial combat she looks like she doesn't even have a jumping animation.>Talking ribbons and cubeWho's the target audience?
>>740590018>Target audienceI don't know, even my slop eating normie friends don't give a shit about it, despite paying full price for Ragnarok, it's kinda weird, i think this game won't flop on its own but i think it will kill the GoW brand for good.
>>740545980>Owned by a Japanese company.
>>740589715HOLY FUCK LMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE CLASSIC
>>740553879She’s hot I agree, but then I saw her actress and I was like why did you make worse? She’s better irl
>>740591162shut up nigga
>>740591245She should remove all those moles and cysts. May be cancerous
I like her anons.
>>740592318I like her anus too.
>>740591245