>metafagging a game that came out a quarter of a century ago
holy uncslop

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god i despise this faggot

>>740553185
insane hbox popoff just now, riveting game 5 vs wizzrobe

>>740553405
nah him grabbing the sword after was kino

>>740553405
do you really? I've been following melee for a long time and he's the last guy i root for

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>she/her

>>740553786
>>740553854
every single tournament displays pronouns for every single player, lol. the people responsible for this global decision are also responsible for killing hax

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>>740553854
>found the original reddit post of this
>check comments
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>>740553115
>tranny shit front and center
Is rapemonster still in or is there literally zero reason to care?

>>740553913
hax killed himself, his schizo spergout is his own fault

>>740553983
he was betrayed by all of his friends, had his passion forcibly taken from him, and gaslighted, mocked, and insulted while receiving no justice or defence

>>740553786
>>740553854
This faggot wears the same short shorts every time he goes out in public
It's blatantly obvious he's either got a fetish or plain vindictive personality and hates women, but the most liberal shitcunts won't call him out on it because they'd rather avoid being "transphobic" at the cost of allowing this pedophile rapist in the making to attend their events

>>740553949
don't think he was there. I watch top 8s just to hope for an hbox victory since i can't stand zain or cody

>>740554342
tragic
hbox is probably the best to win, although I think moky and joshman are also fine choices
really, any event that isn't ruined by charisma black hole zain or i fucked my mom cody is a win in my book

>>740554342
I don't know how anyone could find hbox likeable, he seems extremely obnoxious and narcissistic, very performative.

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el oh el

>>740554509
his story is long and if he hates every single melee fan in the world he's earned it. they showed him the true nature of man

that all said, the first and 2nd best players are much worse than hbox is

>>740554527
>moky about to get smoked 3-0 again
moky isn't bad but I've noticed he capitalize on fox's bullshit to just randomly shinespike people at 0% for free kills
of course as I type this he finally does it for the first time on yoshi's but good foxes get that much more frequently

>>740554894
meant to say he doesn't capitalize on fox's bullshit as much as other top foxes do
playing a "fair" fox is playing half a character

>>740554894
I'm always impressed by mokys play and style against everyone on earth who isn't zain though

more like
choky

hbox could do it please god please god please

i want mango to go down as the 5th best player of all time and hbox just needs like 1 big win and it'll probably someday be
1. Zain
2. Hbox
3. Cody
4. Armada
5. Mango

>>740553476
It would have been if he didn't look at the big screen to check that everyone could see it.
He does it with his mid-set popoffs too. Looks at the screen to see that the camera's on him, then pops off.

>>740555106
but, is he doing this because he's a performative narcissist or because it subtly bothers his opponents and helps him to defeat them?

In a recent set vs salt, hbox popped off vs salt game 1 and very clearly looked sideways at him to make sure it was bothering salt

>>740553115
>esports fags
I thought u faggots had your own board?
piss off

>>740555212
well if there is an esports board i don't know about it

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>>740554607


>>740554527
>nobody 3-0s moky 20 times in a row!
canadian sfat

>>740555203
>is he doing this because he's a performative narcissist
yes

>>740555324
Leffen is to blame for a lot of shit. Go look at his stream some time he's literally morphing into a freaky little anime goblin of ugliness. Everything hax said is true.
>nooooo he said leffen is like hitler
>he posted on reddit
>a website where everyone and everything is constantly compared to hitler

>>740555340
do you really think so? I feel like he's frequently kind to people. he let hax play in his coinbox tournaments and has always been considerate of mew2king so far as I can tell when he really doesn't have to be and it would probably benefit his brand to not be associated with him at this point, he still invites him on his much bigger stream and supports him quite a bit

>>740555082
>zain #1 of all time
even now he's not at that point and I hope to fuck it never reaches it

Cody hate is unwarranted. I used to be a Cody hater until I realized that the scene just needs to git gud and beat him. Instead we're shaming him into taking long breaks and it's lame, because he's clearly the best and any tournament without him feels less legitimate.

>>740555527
Nothing can stop him except cody for years. People talk about the exponential progress melee has made since covid, but it's really just two guys got really good. Hbox would still be #1 if those two guys just didn't exist. The exact same top 10 perennials who never seem to break through like wizzrobe and axe are still playing. Plup and Leffen would legit be top 10 players right now, easy. There just isn't going to be someone better than zain/cody for a long time. Both of them are going to eclipse armada and hbox in all time tourney wins.

>>740555628
Anyone who doesn't pop six bottles of addies before the finals set is inherently going to be at a disadvantage
It's not as simple as "just beat this faggot who uses PEDs"

>>740555628
he is a malicious lying despicable disgusting jewish freak and his legitimately insane tranny girlfriend "coaches" the entire scene of top players and twitch adjacent to faggots and they killed hax

>>740555628
People hate him because he's an annoying bitch whose boyfriend has cum in him

>>740555687
when he dies before 30 to a heart attack the melee playerbase are going to pretend they always cared about peds instead of pretending cody hasn't been cheating his entire career

Zain is probably on a huge dose right now too. I would be surprised if any top player didn't use them at every tournament. That big one mango won where armada commented, when he gave the interview he was so insanely high on addy

>>740553405
Puff is fucking whack. Spamming airs. Everyone copies him too. I hate tourneyfaggots so much

>>740555696
who is hax? and is he actually dead? also this hbox dude looks likes he stinks.

>>740555846
>spamming airs
lol, bro, you don't even know what you're looking at

>>740555846
Fox is fucking whack. Spamming up smashes. Everyone copies cody too. I hate tourneyfaggots so much

>>740555885
top 6-10 player from the 5 gods era, created the 20xx meme and most of the fox memes, took the initiative in creating the boxx controller and get people with wrist/hand problems or people who wanted a different control system to use fightstick like digital controllers

he correctly pointed out a lot of evil/manipulative behaviour from another top player and for whatever reason the entire cabal community of weird trans tournament organizers permanently banned him

he attempted suicide by moving in front of a train and had his leg amputated

then he committed suicide a little after that

>>740556035
>>740555885
oh and you'll be permanently banned from any melee stream/reddit for mentioning his name or bringing any of this up, as the individuals responsible for permanently banning him for no real reason never took any accountability and everyone still says he was the problem

>>740555628
>I used to be a Cody hater until I realized that the scene just needs to git gud and beat him.
truth nuclear bomb

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>hbox beating all your favorite players before being destroyed by the goat in grands
It's like ~2016 again.

>>740556035
>and for whatever reason the entire cabal community of weird trans tournament organizers permanently banned him
it's because the zoomer trannies that infested melee will latch onto their personal heroes and forgive them for any sins they commit
leffen had been banned from euro tourneys in the past for the exact same shit (evidence.zip 1 back on smashboards) but because he's a household name in the melee scene, kids who didn't know how much of an asshole he is just want to glaze him, and TOs want to keep him around to get more clicks and thus more ad revenue on streams
Hax, while one of the best players in the past, had been largely inactive for a few years due to blowing out his hands while leffen was still fresh in people's minds (even if leffen was also starting to enter retirement). And hax had a really bad first impression with his schizo ramblings in evidence.zip2.avi, though very little of what he said was actually wrong, just exaggerated

>>740556347
as much as i hate zain he's not the kind of pajeet he's being depicted as in that pic

>>740553786
I remember around a decade ago everyone was making fun of this pronoun shit. Things must have gotten so bad for it to have become mainstream recently.

I don't understand why they can't just label themselves Male or Female and leave it at that.

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holy fuck brainwashed tourneyfags are so fucking crazy man you can't reveal the TRUKE to them they just give you the fluoride stare like NPCs they're so far gone

>>740556448
i think it's deeper/more sinister than this with leffen actively witch hunting people, possibly just for his own amusement; i do genuinely think he's evil. Hax was about as big a name as Leffen ever was, he's a huge guy in melee culture/history and to just permanently ban him and then erase his existence is sick psycho shit

i hadn't followed melee for a few years and one of my friends mentioned the hax ban and i was actually astounded when i learned about the situation

I don't
>wavedash
>dash dance
>l-cancel
>chaingrab
>edgeguard
>spam nair
and I use all my moves and I own.
PROOF NUKE
https://slippilab.com/WiltedBronzeSnail

I missed the threads, tournaments aren't the same without them. Shitposting is half the fun.

still waiting for his game

>>740556771
bleh i just want hbox to win but i know what im about to see if he makes it to zain
>and people used to swear outright marth puff was impossible for marth lol

>>740556581
Leffen was also much better at abusing the cult of personality he'd fostered on twitter, especially during the #metoo era where he spearheaded cancelling multiple people, don't forget the shit he pulled against hbox and m2k
There was a multiple year stretch of time where the "worst thing that could happen to you" was to be called out by leffen on twitter, it was cringe as fuck where leffen would get into a gay internet spat with someone and people would unironically act like a supahotfire video

>>740556771
we really might not have much of them left

So is mang0 coming back or not?

>>740556726
nigger you just ragequit as you as you start losing
kys

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>>740556915
He's coming back (to Rivals 2 @ EVO)

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>>740556915
yes, no, maybe. who else is watching /our rapist/ win rivals 2 at evo?

>>740556915
unlikely, he said he was going to retire
to be honest the amount of people that "retire" and come back is huge, but with mango I think spending a year away from the scene is long enough to get introspection on just how dogshit the scene is now
if he was smart with his finances from streaming he's got enough tucked away to live for a few years, go back to school and start a real career path. then again, mango isn't known for being responsible.

Hbox W incoming???

>>740556960
nope, I only quit when it's hopeless which you make it so by being cheap as hell and turning it into a one sided beatdown which is all sadistic/masochistic melee players want, I've had players quit when it's a even match. fucking insanity
so backwards

>>740557257
3-1 bracket reset into 3-0 zain win

>>740556854
yep, Leffen was an active and skilled manipulator of large numbers of people to be a piece of shit as often as he could. wouldn't be surprised at all if he's somehow happy or satisfied hax is dead

>>740557257
please god but i don't see it. Zain is looking very good lately and that matchup is not fair

>>740557053
mang0 said he's happy to be the guy who works at 7/11 after his esports time is over

Can someone explain why the number of trannies increased in Smash?

>>740557413
fuck mango he's a massive faggot and everyone who's ever had to interact with him outside of his personal dicksucking club hates him to this day

>>740555628
I still remember when he self-inserted himself into Mew2King's cancel drama by falsely admitting that he got molested by his mother. Weird virtue-signaling fag

>>740557380
>no blade dance, no counter, no charge blade
how is that good?
here is an example of a real Marth player.
I'm probably the only one outside of Japan. Bunch of NPC clones copying tourneyfags being cheap and lame
In my game spamming is punished heavily. If you don't use your B moves regularly you will lose
PROOF NUKE
https://slippilab.com/HardToFindSnivelingSnake

>>740556915
I hope not, trannies don't deserve fun

>>740557489
w...what?

>>740557473
lol

Is there anyone who's more clueless about melee who commentates sets than this walt faggot? Does he even play the game?

>>740557548
I close distance with blade dance, that's how you play Marth, you don't spam chaingrab. That's cope used to stop spammy little foxfags being lame as hell and turtling like bitches. fucking faggots HIDING can get their shields broken with charge blade or combo'd with blade dance. no need for slop grabs, dude's a noob being cheap same as all meleefags except me, The Saiyan of Legend

>>740557380
its sad that the last 3-5 years we've had so many ALMOST meta shakeups but it always returns to fox marth every major
we had ONE (1) top tier pikachu in axe and he fell off a cliff
we had ONE (1) top tier yoshi in amsa and he retired
we had a few lucky donkey kongs but that fizzled out
we have a couple luigis show up from time to time but they never last because they just get fucked by top tiers (and also sheik will knock them out during brackets)
sheik's only role is to police locals because she's the easiest top tier to play at a low skill level but her kit doesn't translate well into high skill gameplay
falcon peach puff et. all are only good in the hands of their single best pilot
lol ice climbers, lmao even samus

>>740557581
>mean spirited relentless bullying personality aiming huge swathes of braindead "community members" at whoever his target is
Too bad too because he has a lot of gifts and could have been a great figurehead

>>740557597
Spent too much of his career glazing Luigi and Donkey Kong than actually learning about the game

>>740557480
>falsely admitting that he got molested by his mother.
Daily reminder to not accept cody's falsehoods that he lied about fucking his mom. If you ever say something as revolting as fucking your mother, you have to live with that truth for the rest of your life.
Cody is a literal mother fucker. Also a pill popping druggie.

>>740557728
>Spent too much of his career glazing Luigi and Donkey Kong than actually learning about the game
He's a sloptuber whose entire idea on what's "hype" is what he knows will generate the most clicks on youtube
aka ginormous faggot

>>740557802
>up air spam
Kong is an abomination

>>740557662
honestly i like the top 6 melee characters and would be happy enough only seeing them. if yoshi and samus and link and dk were all regularly in top8s and every set it would make the game worse to watch lol

Faggot hbox nodding everytime he get hits like a retard

>Smash players think they are worthy of respect after bullying a top player to death and then mass banning and blocking anyone that brings it up
I really hope smash 6 is some free2play fortnite vbucks ridden hellhole and that melee tournaments start getting CnD'd.

fuuuuuuck he should have had that
>>740558024
truly. hope it all dies

>>740557931
it barely even feels like a top 6 characters at this point, it's top 4 or maybe even top 3 characters
it's 90% marth and fox representation with hbox being the only puff representative and every other character needing to put in astronomical amounts of effort to break through

losing big house is when i knew the scene was in terminal decline

END IT NOW
FUCK HBOX
DO IT

>>740558164
nah there's sheik, peach, and falcon too in every single top 8 basically
>muh marth
Very underrepresented character besides zain you rarely see marths

>zain wins
i sleep

>>740558445
fuuuuucking gaaaaaayyyy

get fuckd on bitch

>>740558024
havent heard both sides of the story, watching now

slippi doubles when
i desire to rape

>>740557714
Who did he do this to besides Hbox back in the day when they had a mutual beef

Zain's a fucking noob. No B move KOs. I would have spiked with blade dance. No skill just cheap spam
>>740558467
fair spam KO
I always charge blade KO. this game is ruined by cheapness

>>740555887
I'm looking at zero usage of B moves. A spam cucks using B moves meaning you're cucked out of half the fun. Lame as fuck

>>740558724
mew2king, armada, ppmd, and just generally the way he was with people, cultivating an in-group and dictating how people were spoken of by masses of spectators. He never used this influence for anything good, only to be a cunt, and sometimes to hype up melee itself.

>>740558730
zain tried to charge blade ko but hbox rolled away from it

None of you guys even play melee, you play a cucked bastardized version of spam slop for cheap noobs. Zero skill, no aim, no timing, just fucking spam and hiding rendering moves like counter useless.
Cucking yourselves out of using your moves and cucking yourselves out of having fun.

>>740559083
counter is a pretty good move

>>740558987
No he didn't charge it more than a few seconds when he could have used it to get back on stage if he just stopped pussyfooting everything and charged up a powerful attack but he doesn't know how, he just knows weak spammy cuck shit like chaingrab. Zero KOs with charge blade, zero KOs with blade dance. Dude I fucking get those all the time, how is he so bad?

>>740559142
It's impossible to time a counter against unaimed spam or a pussyfooting cuck who won't commit

>>740559171
i dunno but i play marth and i think your right and itd be fun using b moves more

>>740559232
Yeah blade dance has a sick spike, he could have used that to fuck up Puff's edgeguard and take a stock while recovering. Dude is a spamming noob who can't aim
Don't need to aim when spamming

reminder this autistic tripfag ROID is fucking dogshit at melee and ragequits if you actually win against him
which is not hard at all because he's fucking dogshit

>>740553854
yikes

>decide to watch Ultimate
>landwhale and troon commentators
No thanks

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>Melee tournament ends
>Switch to Ultimate
>they/them
>The announcers look like dis
>Both players are using Steve
Lol.

>>740560385
>>740560430
ya its grim, it was funny when all the smash sex pest groomer/statuatory rape stuff came out and i had to explain to people that no melee players were involved and it was a bunch of gay 16-19 year old ultimate players grooming and raping each other

The Melee commentators were both men who looked pretty normal and one of them has a big youtube channel. The two melee finalists were both pretty masculine. Both Melee finalists were not using the top character. Why is ultimate like this? They're both using the top character. Lol.

>>740560694
ya but zain is unironically coached on what to do by codys weird trans boyfriend and melee top 8 did have one legit tranny in it

>>740560759
The worst part is that Steve is boring to watch. It's such a stupid character. He literally builds a wall to go hide, and then mines, and then slaps you with his sword over and over while walking at the same time. He's the most boring asshole no skill character in Ultimate and they're both using him in the first game. Lol.

>>740560838
ult just has no appeal to me, the floatyness of the game, the way you fly super far on startup then your momentum just ends, those big stupid stock numbers that come up whenever someone dies and cover the screen, it's just shit

>>740558724
Mang0's a notorious asshole to the rest of the gods, especially Mew2King. Its straight up abusive to him. Other people like Hax$(rip), Westballz, and Chudat he's been a massive faggot towards as well, even to Zain.
Also Leffen but that one's deserved, also Cody but no one likes him not even himself.

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>>740557662
Fox kind of is a meta buzzkill even if he isn't that unfair of a character compared to other Smash top tiers. He can shut down midtiers so hard because he has retarded good neutral options, and the ever evolving defensive options just benefit him more than anyone. Plus he can just choose to play cookie cutter and lame as shit and still do well. Controller cheats give Foxes even more of an edge too. Not only that but Sheik/Puff/Peach are all cancer because they just shit on all of the midweight/floatier mid tiers. If there's one thing I'd change about Melee's meta, it's to tone down Fox just enough so he isn't this braindead character that everyone claims is difficult to play despite making up 20%-30% of Melee's playerbase. I'd also rework floaties so Puff, Peach, and every other one didn't act like some pecking order of matchups.

>>740560759
Cody has a weird trans boyfriend who trains his rival Zain? Lol.

>>740560430
How come this keeps happening?
Why has no one told these freaks to piss off at the door? Why do "gaming communities" let these freaks in?
Happened with Speedrunning too.

>>740561057
mango was actually worst to PP, little known fact. he didn';t interact with mew2king that often

mew2king needs help give him your prime sub

Why is HBOX the only melee god who refuses to retire lol.

>cody lied about having sex with his mom
>is jewish
that is hilarious

>>740560104
I beat you with Gannon despite you running away the entire time as Falcon cause you're essentially mimicking Fox and Falco because you're so afraid of their matchup it's all you know

>>740561727
How do I play you? I could beat you without even playing the game.

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>>740561404
Didn't he invent monkeying around of the edge and hiding like a bitch?
That shit kills my flow
Get ROIDED bro

>>740561317
trains in something... probably not melee
>>740561404
i subbed and donated to m2k lol he does need help
>>740561560
he's trying to cement his legacy above mango and potentially go down as goat of the game if he can ever surpass zain or cody even for a short period
>>740561205
disagree. fox is a great character to watch and it seems (i don't) to play. at tippy top level it feels like 6 or so characters can actually win a tournament... at high to mid level plenty of characters are viable and the semi viable ones are all shit to watch for the most part so it's good they arent better. you see tons of gameplay diversity in a melee tournament... i did not see a fox ditto today, and i like fox dittos... even if the tournament has 3 fox dittos in a row it's fun to see how they all playout differently

>>740561854
You're just gonna play Falcon and run huh? If I see a Falcon, Fox, Falco or Puff I'm leaving, same as always(except Falcon I can beat him if he doesn't run away like this guy does)
SOUL#159

>>740561854
None of you play the game you just copy tourneyfags. I'm the only one who plays the game right like SAKVRAI intended. When I make my game I'm going to ask him directly if this is how he wanted players to play and confirm that tourneyshit is blasphemy and shits on CHADKVRAI's work that he almost died doing

>>740561983
>>740562072
No I am a legit random anon, I haven't played in years. Is there a way to play online? Play some smash bros with me dude. Sounds fun.

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>tournyfags don't wanna get ROIDED
Explains the tranny epidemic

>>740562275
Yeah it's called slippi.gg

>>740562337
I have to get dolphin and a melee iso then set it up with slippi? Sounds good anon, thanks

I can't tell if nurse is a troon or an ugly woman or not.

Remember when Dupeanon killed /ssbg/?

>>740562482
Slippi has dolphin built in just use that once you download Melee

>>740562931
cheers

>>740562931
Slippi isn’t melee. It’s a mod with built in cheats. I’m surprised you don’t know this.

>>740560430
the west is a joke, more news at 11

>>740562571
troon with money to burn on surgeries. He's been at this for years.

I can't help but feel contempt for the Smash community when I see Zawg. He transitioned while he was high school. He doomed himself to sterility so early in his life and he has a community to keep him going in that path.

>>740564634
Ledge gimping leads to manhood gimping
Scientific fact
Supposed to enjoy the struggle of being a man not trying to end the fight immediately by trooning out.

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>>740564951
Just like Marth spamming chain grab off the ledge. Zero fight. Tranny ideology has taken over Melee and it's up to me to fix it

>>740560430
nurse is an actual woman and cool

>>740553405
used to watch him back in the covid days, he spent months grinding ultimate and then entered a slippi mellee tournament. i dont think he even reached top 8 and for the next hour he was just straight up crying how washed he became, his boyfriend even came over to cheer him up and he cried while eating two bag fulls of taco bell. it was one of the most pathetic display ive ever seen from a man

>>740567926
no

>>740569986
i vaguely remember this

So did anything happen with L4st?