The Nintendo store is to undergo a maintenance on the 9th, no doubt preparation for something big, what are they cooking?
>>740559949New Smash for Switch 2
>another stealth deltarune thread
>>740559949https://youtu.be/is2U-V2kdMM?t=13MY ASS!
>>740559949Literally the only thing I could see crashing the eshop is if they announce Smash and shadow drop a demo, which I doubt will happen. Maybe they think people will care THAT much about the OoT remake and they're taking precaution
>>740559949>cookingFuck off underage ebonics speaking trash..
>>740560079>>740560138Hivemind
>>740559949Big Marring 2
Something disappointing.
45 minute Nintendogs Remaster Direct
>>740560118Boom boom!
Personally I hope Nintendo delays it to Wednesday just to screw over the leakers who said Tuesday. Also because I'll be out of the house and I hate watching these on my phone.
>>740559949it's almost time>>740560090unironically take your medicine
>>740559949Duskbloods preorders
>>740560514what if it's a Duskbloods shadowdrop
>>740559949The most anticipated visual novel release of the decade, of course!
>>740559949>what are they cooking?single session game carts, they burn out once you shut down the Switch, you have to buy another to continue to play. Its to make up for the revenue loss from having to make a replaceable battery switch for the EU.
>>740559949even the big predictions sound so bland to me... ocarina of time, wind waker/twilight princess, dlc for pokopia/mario kart, smash ultimate s2e, anything nso, deltarune, mario maker, 2d metroid... and it will probably be even less than this. only thing sort of interesting is duskbloods, but we already know about that anyways.
>>740560347sick
>>740560619When are you buying an add for your pathetic clone of a game already?
>>740560138You really think they'd shadowdrop OOT with Splatoon coming out next month? It would surely be the November/winter game.
>>740560485>unironically take your medicinelmao I'm just jokingfuck the janny
>>740560619I don't know why people still think Wind Waker HD and Twilight Princess HD ate happening. We would have gotten them by now if Nintendo was going to port them and Wind Waker is on NSO
>>740560302ThisThe fun Nintendo that tried cute and quirky stuff is dead and gone forever Corpo chic is the standard now
Nintendo Store is not the eShop.
>>740560832Mario 64 was added to NSO while 3D All-Stars was still in stores.
>>740560913And Mario vs Donkey Kong while the remake was out.
>>740560843Ericdaddy, you don't think I'm cute and quirky?? UwU
>>740560090Every thread on /v/ has always been a Deltarune thread.
>>740560858So its probably a new controller they are adding or something instead of a game.
>>740560138>Maybe they think people will care THAT much about the OoT remakeWhy wouldn't they? Just look at how much hype P4R is getting.
>>740561051You don't have to take down an online store front for five hours to launch a new accessory. When they do something like this it is because there is a big update to the store itself which is usually related to promoting major new releases.
>>740561126Because no one fucking asked for it.
I'm ready for the seething and retards trying to convince me that it's a bad thing and Nintendo is dead.
>>740561142The Wiimote would be considered that big by Nintendo and scalpers.
>>740561192No one asked for RE2 remake. Look how that turned out.
>>740561354Actually, they did. Capcom was shitting the bed and went "Well, what do you fans want?" People said "RE2 remake".
>>740561220oot snoys suddenly will hate oot
>>740560734I was specifically thinking about preorders, not actually shadowdropping OoT.>>740561126I don't think it'd be enough to crash their store
>>740560734Not shadow dropping OoT, but opening digital preorders for it + duskbloods would be a lot of traffic.Slight chance at OoT remake demo which is just the deku tree, or MAYBE up to meeting zelda. but best place to stop the demo would be killing gohma
>>740561220If you played FF7R and believe that was an improvement, you're incapable of being convinced an OoTR wouldn't be a likely shit ideaIf you enjoyed S1 so much and S2 was a "must have", you're incapable of being convinced that nintendo is deadI guess ignorance really is bliss. Enjoy?
>>740561354The RE2 remake wasn't taking a perfectly fine game and cramming it into the BotW engine. Cuz you know thats what they'll do.
What could feasibly be shadow dropped on Tuesday?
>>740561520Duskbloods
They are going to update the e-shop so it lags on the switch 2. for feature parity with the switch 1.
>>740561556it already lags on switch 2 though
>>740561520deltarune chapter 5, really
>>740561520Some retro collection, like they did with Castlevania and Bomberman.
Hear me out >OoT themed Switch 2 preorder
>>740561508When have they done that before with a remake? They usually just do something entirely new, no? Honestly, with how they seem to be harking back to classic promo art for new art styles, I could see them mimicking OOT's promo art for the new remake.
>>740561660Well, I'm ready for the worst. After the past week it'll fit right in.
>>740561389>oot snoysWhat is an oot snoy?
>>740561714Alright, man. Honestly the worst case to me is just another 1 to 1 remake. The smartest thing they could do is add the light dungeon or something.
>>740561769Out of Time Sony Afficionado
I hope the switch 1 still keeps getting games because im still not ready to let go of it also the switch 2 kind of sucks and it dind't really sold me on buying the upgrade
>>740561614Something must be wrong with yours specifically because it doesnt lag for anyone else.
>>740561930As someone that owns it, you're making an awful choice. It's great. I guess if you never play handheld you wouldnt notice but it is a massive improvement if you like handheld mode. Should get it before prices get even worse.Heck, you could just sell it if you end up not wanting it in the end.
>>740561930It might still get third party but I wouldn't count on it. Nintendo has no reason to keep supporting it since they'd want you to upgrade, and the switch 2 being a stronger console means third parties would prefer to just work on that. Wasting 450-500 dollars for an upgrade without any games you like is annoying, but if you like the switch 1 games you'll like will probably release on it sooner or later, maybe think of it as an investment since console now increase in price
mario maker is the only thing i give a shit about. i want to send my horrible levels to streamers
>>740561930It'll get Indies/some third Party Stuff, so if you're a Just Dance fan, you're fine.But for Nintendo's own output, Rhythm Heaven Groove is the final game that we know of.
>>740561930it's lame when they release a game for Switch 2 that obviously could've run on Switch 1, like Mario Tennis Fever
>>740561947boot it up right now, close any background games, open the shop, and start pressing down on the dpad repeatedly the instant the shop starts to loadi PROMISE you it will lag a little as it tries to scroll down to your wish list
>>740562201i will never forgive aonuma for shooting down zelda maker
>june 9>sticky direct thread>deltarune shows up>janny has to delete it because it is a deltarune thread
>>740561520I think they did F-Zero 99 last time, so maybe another 99 game
>>740562398its a stupid idea. if you're going classic 2D style? its 4 exits per screen. are you going to bomb your way out or fight your way out, the combat really isnt that interesting so after a while it will get boring.it would just turn into long complex box moving puzzles, move the block onto the switch, if you move the wrong one the wrong way, it becomes unsolvable and you have to resetit would stink they were right to never make it
I’m still thinking it could be a Partner Showcase or a game specific event like a Fire Emblem Direct. I want to be wrong, Monday morning can’t come soon enough.
>>740559949Will they delete all the AIslop shovelware plaguing the store?
>>740561930>also the switch 2 kind of sucks and it dind't really sold me on buying the upgradeI'm happy to report it's the exact opposite of what you think. You'd better trade in your Switch 1 and get the upgrade before the price hike occurs. Don't know what you'll do for the SD Express card though, prices are fucked due to AI.
>>740561220It’s just that we already have a remake of this game, why do we need a new one? Unless they add significant amounts of new content why bother? Everyone here has already played OoT countless times
Why did Nintendo go woke?
>>740561930>spoilerhonestly same. There haven't been any Must Have titles that captured my attention. Air Ride, Bananza, MK World, just feels very "eh" to me. I don't want to get it just to have it be a paperweight or a chew toy like my Switch Mini
>>740562398did he really? now i'll never be able to remake Parallel Worlds i'd like more zelda tools in Mario Maker though
Be honest, how will you react if there’s no Direct announcement tomorrow morning?
>>740563043laughing
>>740563043Anon there won't be a nintendo direct announcememt neither tomorrow or the day after
>>740563161Jeff Grubb and other insiders said the Direct will happen on Tuesday and be announced on Monday.
>>740562741Ericdaddy says I'm the cutest trap as he dicks me down >.<
>>740563043I’ll be satisfied because I’ve told you fags since forever that Nintendo Today is the new way to announce games and Directs are not needed whatsoever. The summer already has Splatoon Raiders, StarFox remake, new Rhythm Heaven, and more. We’ll probably get a few Nintendo Today announcements for the holiday releases in the coming months.
>>740559949Price increase to 799 bucks
>>740563197Literal whos
>>740563043Good, one more extra day before they butcher OoT.
>>740563293Just because you haven’t been keeping up with insiders doesn’t mean they aren’t relevant.
>>740561520Pikmin 4 Switch 2 edition with physical delay.
>>740563043immense sadness
>>740561220It would make sense for the upcoming movie, not just as a proximate game, but because OoT is important to the foundation of the series' world/lore (and is more immediately digestible as a starting point for newcomers than Skyward Sword), and was the last Zelda game before BotW to hit a million sales in Japan. Plus they can't just remake BotW so soon. They already did it in 2023.
>>740561520The Switch Online Playtest, thing.
>>740563350You are a literal who stay on your literal whos lane
>>740563471FF14 early beta testing?
Gotta update the eshop so it can hold the TITAN
Probably updating the eshop so you can buy primo or whilkins for Genshin ImpactI don't think the eshop right now is built for microtransactions
>>740563642Lol what's it like being you?
>>740563642Actually it had an option for buying microtransations in Crash Team Racing.
>>740561520Minecraft Switch 2 EditionBasically any N64 or GCN game for the NSOSuper Metroid Remake if it's really pixelshit and if they already have a horror game set for October
>>740560302Can't be disappointing if we know exactly what they're gonna do
>>740563818I’m expecting this.
>>740563642Does mihoyo still act like genshin (or any of their games) on switch is happening?
>>740563939Nintendo doesn't do console gachas
>>740563818This can't be the case because of the Pokotopia DLC.
>>740561520Good Job! 2!
>>740563939Yes. Datamining recent updates found code for a Switch version.
>>740564050That'll either be on Today or in a Pokemon Presents
Scrimblo Bimblo: The Scrimbleling and BIG Marring are finally coming out...
>>740563939I don't think so publicly since they announced it was coming soon several years back, but recently the mihoyo website updated to add an option to link your switch account to your mihoyo accountFeels like it's going to get announced soon, and the eshop would more than likely need some sort of infrastructure change to support genshin's gacha nonsense
>>740564105>Pokemon PresentsOn the same week as a Partners? Not likely.
>>740559949That's the 9th in Japan, just over 12 hours from now. It's just scheduled maintenance unless they pull a StarFox and shadow drop the entire Direct.
Whatever this stupid shit is, it will be announced in less than 12 hours.
>>740564142holy shit you mean THE big maring?
>>740564336Don't be fooled, it's never happening.
>>740564241Exactly, Partner's this week, then the Presents with the Pokopia DLC will be the next, then Splatoon Raiders will get its own Direct
>>740560734OoT going up against GTAVI would be interesting.
>>740561220Did you see how fucking bad Star Fox looks? The stages look like generic UE5 shit.
>>740564698Atari already is with Godzilla, bless their hearts
>>740564336>big maring is 6 years oldWhat the fuck i thought this happened back in 2024, my time lapse is all kind of fucked up and wrong.....
>>740562589They are NOT going to be happy when it drops and half the board is weird route threads.
>>740562680No way, they need a 1st party showcase, it's been too long.
>>740559949I have leaks. The direct will open up to various Nintendo characters moaning which cuts to Nintendo advertising a new line of Nintendo sex toys. The direct will then close with them announcing that they've stolen missiles from a nearby US embassy that will launch at Costa Rica immediately.
>>740564690No you don't get it, Pokotopia is this week. And we just got NSO updates. For all of the apps except GCN
>>740564851and anons seething about picrel
>>740563043I'll be happy, because it means the Direct is on Wed or Thurs.
Themes aren't going to happen.The Switch 1/2's home menu has gone through several changes over the years with button placement, extra buttons and such. Nintendo isn't going to go through a >if you update you can't use your favorite theme anymore until we or a third party updates itand incentivize people staying on low firmwares.
>>740564698The panic around GTA VI's release date is retarded. It's guaranteed to sell well, but people hype it up as a 50+ million seller day one, which is not fucking happening. GTA V itself sold 225 million, but only after a decade and across 3 different console generations.There's plenty of space to be shared with other genres, and there's not a whole lot of overlap between the people starving for a new Zelda and GTAfags.
>>740564912all shippers are going to be BTFO when shit hits the fan and there's no time for romance anymore
>>740564896They've announced those by themselves before, even for games that weren't in their slate from the Switch 2 Direct, so I see no reason they won't do it again
>>740565073Only retards will buy it but that's a few million minimum
>>740559949>no doubt preparation for something big,why no doubt?seems much more likely to be regular maintenance. Why would they need to shut the store down before releasing some big game?
I'm sure they'll announce it on Nintendo Today. Somebody take the hit for us and redownload it and relay the info to the rest of us.
>>740565097the festival will be a shit show and I WILL be vindicated
Zelda Ocarina of Time fanbase is like 5000x in numbers alone , not even mentioning their purchasing power. You're delusional if you think a crime simulator can even reach OfT toes.
>>740560619We don't know anything about Duskbloods though except that it is PvPvE.
>>740563818I hope it's a partner showcase, that would be even better.
>>740565469I have a video prepared for just such an occasion
>>740565464>PvPvEMistranslation , nobody knows anything about the duskbloods
>>740565224Not on the same week they're announcing a DLC and a partners.
>>740565469>Partner Showcase>it's still over 45 minutes longIt would be pretty funny, but even Nintendo should be aware that people highly expect their first party Nintendo Directs. Having their reveals in the Nintendo Today app simply doesn't hit the same, nor does generate a fraction of the hype a Direct does.
>>740565616I think they knew what they were doing the instant they announced Today
>>740559949Let them cook
>>740565590Again, the DLC will be in a Pokemon Presents the next week
>>740565982Reputable Pokemon leaker said it'll be this week. You are going in circles.
>>740560189>40 year old forgets that over half of gen Z are adults nowSorry unc...
>>740565661yeah, that lower attach rate was a stroke of genius
>>740566136you are the only anon in this whole site that uses such vocabulary and looking at the archieve you're cringe as fuck
>>740564784Dude thank you. I swear I've whined to all of my friends about this (3 people) and they all said it looks amazing, I swear it looks like the grossest store bought assets for UE5 ever.
>>740566130I'm only going by pattern recognition. They usually reserve Pokemon announcements for Pokemon Presents
>>740563043indifferentthere will be a direct this month anyway but it'll be fully focused on Splatoon Raiders
>>740566197>stop knowing what you're talking about chud
>>740566353You are cringe aa fuck , I would advise you to change your posting format.
>>740565661Nintendo Today was the fucking dumbest idea they ever had>let's not concentrate our customers's attention for these big events through the year >just spread out a bunch of small updates until nobody gives a shit anymore>and they'll be done in this shitty app that exists just for our news which aren't even relevant 99% of the time>this will surely drive up our software salesActual mouthbreather behavior, I don't understand how someone who thinks this was okay can tie his own shoelaces in the morning.
>>740566324>It is 2025. Sony has Marvel Tokon and Nintendo does a Direct for a game that comes out in July.>It is 2026. Sony has Marvel Tokon and Nintendo does a Direct for a game that comes out in July.
>>740566517It was probably pitched as being cheaper than general Directs in the short term, with no regard for how it would hurt fan goodwill and enthusiasm in the long term.
So they will announce the direct tomorrow morning right?? Right??
>>740566517What even was the point when they already have news popups on the Switch
>>740566654If not then, then probably Tuesday, but don't be surprised when it's this >>740563818
>>740566654hmmmmmm nyo
>>740560090I don't care for that game. I hope you fags go back to steam
>>740561520Star Fox Command or Adventures, or both.
>>740561126Nta, but where? As a remake people in japan aren't the most excited and normies cared more for spyro
>>740560090every thread is a deltarune thread
>>740566752Probably only Adventures since they don't have a DS app
>>740561220I hate you ai jeets so much. Go back to raping sony. The switch 2 is a nice system, but held back by the horrid game lineup
>>740566746I will, but the dog is a tendie weeb unfortunately
>>740559949Eric's public execution maybe?
>>740566864Buy an ad fruity
>>740566640>cheaper than general Directshow could a pre recorded web stream of trailers be particularly expensive?
>>740566689>>740566731I will be really mad if either of those happens
Feels like it could be the greatest Nintendo direct of all time. Especially if rockstar wasn't run by retards and they'd show up with gta 6. Personally I can't care if fatlus dosen't show up with their shitty school dating simulators but gta day 1 would be nice. Also feels like there's not gonna be any big surprises because it seems everything has leaked
>>740566794Even if it isn't as excited relative to Fucking Spyro, it's still getting hyped reasonably.
>>740566517The company doesn't know what direction to take. We're in another wii era yet tards keep pretending like console sales records are all that matter. In japan people figured they took their console away because of the low software attachment rate.
>>740566978Not trying to be mean, but why do you care about gta? I have been gaming all my life and never got the appeal. Saints row was fun on the 360, but even that got old.
>>740566978>third partiesI don't want GTA6 on my Switch 2,
>>740566918I'll be rotting and putrid before I give a single cent to Hiro
>>740567036Cringe as fuck
>>740565407>Take a hitFucking what. It's just an app. Usually announcements like that aren't until 10-ish EST
>>740566669Their shareholders really really REALLY want them to integrate smartphone usage into their platform in some way if they're stepping back from phone games, especially since they finally caught up to 2005 and included voice chat capability on Switch 2 itself. Probably in large part because Nintendo partnered with a mobile company (DeNA) to develop the online ecosystem for the Switch.
>>740567139What is?
>>740567113Yet you keep posting your Earthbound clone, curious.
Nothing of value lost. Who goves a fuck about 3d party on switch 2
>>740567217Nta, but*mother
get ready for her game tendies
>>740567147Usually 11am EST with Daylight Saving.
>>740567217against the will of the janitor of course
>>740567257I don't really care for it
>>740567102I've always played their games for free and will continue to do so if it's not day 1 on Nintendo so for one to play through the story without spoilers, try the online "for free" since I pay NSO for other reasons, just try all the things and see what's possible. I actually prefer cyberpunk 2077 over gta so far though because the story and characters are vastly better and gta is kinda limited to reality which is pretty boring. Basically I'd want a GTA cyberpunk most of all from rockstar
>>740567257I would double dip even after 100%ing it on steam. I miss it already.
>>740566938I wouldn't, I've kinda accepted that Nintendo's not normal about marketing anymore. They're not normal about everything else, so why should they be normal here?
>>740567304>
>>740566829Meant this, my bad
>>740566937It's not, it's cheap as fuck compared to traditional advertising. It's way cheaper than running ads.
Everyone shut the fuck up! We can get the announcement every minute now.
>>740567447Oh yeah, that could absolutely be on there. It all depends on if Nintendo wants to acknowledge Krystal in current year
>>740559949I will crash out and kill myself if the OoT remake is real and gets announced this week. The idea of OoTsnoys winning and convincing Aonuma to devolve the Zelda franchise back to this shitty cinematic linear slop would be apocalyptic. Trading in innovation for blind nostalgia for fat balding milleniods that can't let go of their decadent childhoods.A reminder that this "ebin OoT remake rumor" was birthed out of nowhere on the basis of nothing. It has no reliable leaker track record, no indication by Nintendo or the Zelda EPD team, just the fact that the movie is coming. This sentiment was born out of a collective OoTsnoy tantrum trying to meme this remake into existence.
>>740567525We'll get it approximately 9 hours and 45 minutes from now
>>740566517Do people honestly think it’s suppose to be a replacement for announcements? Reads to me just as an alternative method of information delivery than anything + some bonus goodies here and there. Nintendo likes to have their own ecosystem and shit still gets announced on twitter as usual. It’s not something I really care about, but it’s ultimately harmless, nothing more
>>740567673Shitposters gonna shit post.
>>740559949They'll start selling movies on their store, so you can buy Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros Galaxy, and eventually the Legend of Zelda movie directly from them.
>>740567673Buy an ad fruity
>>740567673People got that impression when they did the Close to You thing and started copyright striking anyone who posted footage of it because you were supposed to only use the app to access it.
>>7405599495 hours seems kinda long. hardware change that doesn't affect the store itself?
>>740567564>Trading in innovation for blind nostalgiaSo we're now at the point where we're all in agreement now that "BotW is le retvrn to Zelda 1" was always a crock of shit, right?
>>740567673Them annoucning Splatoon Raiders on there was what made me start thinking of Today that way. Obviously they did a Direct three months later, so it could absolutely be more of a gradual thing wehrethey keep Directs around for a little while but start to announce more and more games on Today and give them their own Directs later
>>740567858Eh, they've done it before with Origami King.
>>740568042Exactly, 2020 kinda showed that Nintendo felt more obligated than anything else to do a full-on Direct every summer
I don't watch Direct anymore because I have the wife now and I'm a responsible adult male
I gave up watching Directs after the latest Star Fox Direct
If they don't have a general Direct this month then they just need to publicly rip the bandaid off and tell people whether they're dead/on ice/whatever. If they won't do it on their own terms, someone absolutely will ask them about it at their next quarterly shareholders meeting.
>>740568837is sad how you think you can make the rules like that. MC syndrome is real.
>>740568249>Just had a Direct>People insist Directs are dead
>>740568884>grrrr how dare you question Nintendo
I don't think eshop maintenance means there's a Nintendo Direct.
>>740568964>questionnedsee? you really think people have to care about you.
>>740569072You're caring right now by getting pissy and replying to me.
>>740566978If the Xbox Games showcase was actually good and the Summer Games Fest actually had more than 1 game worth noting, then I feel like we've accumulated enough bizarro karma to get a shitty Nintendo Direct. And that scares me.
>>740563043I'd be worried because Tuesday is the perfect day for my work schedule
>>740569386The only time you have to worry about negative karma for a Direct is when the once-in-a-blue-moon State of Play rolls around that's just underwhelming rather than abject horseshit.
>>740560189
>>740562589>>740564851deltarunes threads are better than e-celeb threads that stay up for days. The unpaid jeet and go dig a ditch and lay in it.
>>740566134Even Gen Z doesn’t say ‘cooking’, nor do they say ‘unc’Good job outing yourself as an alphie
After the star fox direct. Do you honestly expect anything but dissapointment?
>>740570234Am I really gonna be disappointed if I want>Raiders>Rhythm Heaven>Star Fox>Duskbloods>WarioLand>New Metroid>RER2 port>Deltarune>DR 2x2?
>>740566731>spoilerIt’s been nearly 22 years…
The fact they announced this on their twitter page makes me think there's not going to be a direct
>>740559949So nintendo direct tomorrow?
>>740570737nintendo directs have sizzle reels within them you know
>>740559949Marvel Rivals for the Switch 2. Tendies better play TANKS or else.....
>>740561769A forced term by a well poisoning retard.
>>740571191they are adding Genshin first
WHEREISIT
>>740561220I really hope this has realistic graphics like starfox so i can see tendies pretend to like it after they spent 2 decades claiming that stylized games look better
>>740567564>I will crash out and kill myself if the OoT remake is real and gets announced this week.I hate remakes but you're making a good argument for this one.
>>740561220OOT remake will be just another coat of paint bullcrap, like Links awakening or Mario RPG.Are you retards expecting something crazy different like RE2 OG to RE2R?? lmao
>>740566978>Personally I can't care if fatlus dosen't show up with their shitty school dating simulators but gta day 1 would be niceI'm the exact opposite. Rockstar haven't released an original game in ages, there's at least a slim chance P6 will try something different with its combat, even if it's still structured like P3-5.
I have Nintendo fatigue
>>740571696Work on your stamina, weak boy.
What if the OoT remake is just the 3DS game reworked for the Switch 2?>>740566517I always felt like a lot of Nintendo's decisions over the past few years are deliberate attempts to see what they can get away with their fanbase. >>740563043I kirr myserf.>>740571314Sex with brown girl on right.
Do i order a switch 2 on sale today even though there‘s not really any exclusives i‘m terribly interested in? I‘d wait for the direct to see what‘s coming but the sale ends today
Your reaction to this port to the switch
>>740562589Now's Nintendo's chance...
>>740564935Wallpapers could.
>>740565073>It sold 225 million**200 million of those are literal e-waste trash bought for the vbucks forma de kikestar cards they came with.
>all this seething over gta 6kek
>>740572172>I always felt like a lot of Nintendo's decisions over the past few years are deliberate attempts to see what they can get away with their fanbase. $90 for a standard controller and $80 for Mario Kart support that theory. I'm shocked people allowed them to actually lose on the latter, but I think bundling it for half the S2's lifespan (and now putting it back into bundle again) backfired and conditioned people to see it as a $50 value game.>What if the OoT remake is just the 3DS game reworked for the Switch 2? If they're doing a full remake for goddamn Star Fox 64, there's not way they'd cheap out like that on one of their biggest crown jewels.
>>740572342The thing goes up in prince in three months, so whether or not there's a Direct this week, you'll have some time to think about it
>>740570490>DR 2x2this is AAAALL i want ffs>inb4 gets delayed to Feb 2027 due to biiig baaad GTA..cowards
>>740572456Yea but it‘s on sale for under 400€ right now
>>740572516Oh even better
>>740572342Are there any games you didn't get on Switch 1 because the performance was dogshit? Becaue that helped satiate that feeling for me.
>>740570189Nothing wrong with being unc anon. Lean into it. And everybody says cooked, since Based God was fresh.>t. 2012 oldcum
>>740572437>>If they're doing a full remake for goddamn Star Fox 64, there's not way they'd cheap out like that on one of their biggest crown jewels.>remember that Starfox 64 also had a 3DS remakeFair enough.
>>740560090/v/ is Deltarunes birthplace. dont forget that newgen
>>740567564i hope you bought a STURDY rope ya little BITCH
Its odd they haven't announced anything.
>>740561476>you're incapable of being convinced an OoTR wouldn't be a likely shit ideaOoTR is definitely less likely to be a shit idea. OoT isn't remotely as 'dated' as the original FFVII, in that it is very sophisticated mechanically as it is and on top of that most of the source assets are also preserved in a way that just wasn't the case for VII, so Nintendo aren't even forced to completely rebuild any given part of the game they don't want to. OoT is just a much better foundation as a game and isn't just a bunch of half baked mechanics and story ideas that happened to work out into a game where you walk around a heap of barely interactive JPEG backgrounds and basically could only sensibly be turned into something else from scratch.
>>740572624It's 2:09 AM. If it's not announced by 12 PM EST it's not happening.
Based on the past shows.. absolutely no 3p games lol.
>>740572536Kirby forgotten land and totk but together with donkey kong bananza those are the only 3 games i‘d actually be interested in
>>740572707>3p games3-player games?
>>740572707Of course not, that's what Partners are for (which this will be)
>DK Bananza DLC>Pauline cocksleeve cosmetic
What if Monolith announces Xenoblade fanservice game?
>>740572546Did you just openly admit to being a 14 year old kid here on 4chan, kiddo....?
Where is my wife's game
>>740572764Have you played Splatoon or Metroid Dread?
>>740572903She just got one last year, but nobody liked it. Won't say no to more though, even if it is a remake
>>740562398I actually wouldn't be shocked if the new OoT gave you tools to create and share custom dungeons like that obscure beta featured they planned originally. That would sell it so hard.
If we we're getting a big tuesday direct, would they really wait THIS long to announce it?
I don't have much time. Here it is>Ocarina of time remake>New Mario 3D>Metroid remake>Tales of Eternia remasterThese are known alreadyThe stuff you don't know>Atelier Elie remake>Atelier Nona (Arland sequel)>SaGa remake>Fantasian sequel>Star Ocean 3 Remnants of History>Original Resident Evil Code Veronica (shadow dropped)>SMT 4 Remaster and teaser for more>Terra Battle resurrection>Shadow of Destiny remaster>New IP: Cursed EgoThat's all BYE BYE NINTENDO NINJAS.
>>740572983They waited a day for 2019 and 2021,why not
>>740572923Don‘t care for splatoon and played dread yea. Dread was amazing and if they announce i sequel i‘d have to get a switch 2 but no idea if they will
>>740572983Yeah, I don't know why they usually do this.
>>740572991What the fuck, no Deltarune?
>>740572991>I don't have much time.Before they get you, how do the Nintendo ninjas look like??
>>740572903Enjoy your Super Metroid demake, for the modern audience in the back.
>>740572983Yes. Hell, they could announce it 5 hours before. Wouldn't be the first time.
>>740572991Too many JRPGs so I don't eat it
>>740572991>>Star Ocean 3 Remnants of HistoryThis is retarded on soooo many levels. You suddenly started projecting too hard on this one anon... too bad, you were close
>>740572991
>>740572991>no farming simfake and gay
>>740573352Yeah, Story of Seasons: Magical Melody is on its way this year
>>740572991Fake but at the very least we should get some tales of, right?
>>740572867No 14 year old knows who Based God is.
>>740573242my bird wife is very impervious to forms of physical, ballistic and chemical attack
>>740572903Gone.
The direct needs just a dash of Lucina and her lewd body and Nintendo wins this year
>>740573396They didn't remaster anything after Harada, right?
>>740573242I'm not normally one to speak like this but that art goes hard as FUCK
>>740567336>gta is kinda limited to reality which is pretty boring.>Basically I'd want a GTA cyberpunk most of all from rockstarGTA2 was exactly that though, which is partly why it's the best game in the series, along the actual gang warfare that isn't limited to mission mode.
>>740572903Prime 4 killed the series, tough luck
>>740575898not really, we know Retro studios are hiring people for future projects.
>>740576259Better not be for another prime game
>>740576408Most likely is, and this time it will not be dragged down by Bandai Namcos wrecked ass garbage that they had to try and salvage.
>>740576408>>740576259I can see them doing Prime 5 because their developers and engine pipelines are all spun up and 4 was extremely cliffhangery but if that bombs it will probably kill the subfranchise for good
We all know its OoT Remake, natethehate already spoiled it.
>>740559949>>740570935The update was delayed to Thursday, so don't expect an announcement tomorrow.
>>740576462Prime 4 was garbage all around. From combat to exploration to lore to story. Everything was shit other than graphics and performance. Some of the blame has to go to retro with how long they‘ve worked on it
>>740576465How about giving the franchise to a studio that isn‘t the corpse of retro?
Are they finally removing all of the AI softcore hentai/WEGs shovelware? Fucking stupid ass slit-eyes.
>>740563043what if they shadowdrop it 5 minutes before like the star fox one?
>>740559949A release date for Fire Emblem lord willing
>>740559949The store maintenance was delayed to Thursday
>>740577023so guess announcement tomorrow with the direct on wednesday instead then, sounds more like Nintendos usual fare than having a chewsday direct.
>>740559949cope, the thread
>>740572991i want to believe this one
>>740577023In before "nintendo changed the date to make me look bad!"
>>740577023it's over
>>740577023I was really looking forward to Tuesday but this makes me pretty uncertain. Is it on Thursday then? I really wish they’d announce Directs a week before.
>>740577023What does it mean?
>>740577634Has Nintendo ever rescheduled a maintenance date though? Anti-leakers have the weirdest cope sometimes.
There is no direct
Reschedulîg would require them to rerecord the direct if they have "available right now" news it sucks
>>740562398You got that in Link's Awakening remake.
I was playing switch 2 earlier and NES and SNES apps updated in the background, what's that about?
>>740580586GameBoy and GBA got updates too. That is strange.
>delaye dbecause of the tsunami in pinoylandhahahahahhaha get fucked
>>740566746If the janny would let them have a thread they wouldn't invade
>>740560563That isn’t Ayumi
>>740565073I shant be buying gta 6
>>740561930They haven't announced new Switch 1 game since the last Switch 1 direct before the first Switch 2 one. It's already over.
>>740564698>going up against GTAVINot the same platform, not the same genre, zero overlap. I don't understand why people act this retarded when it comes to GTA
>>740561520Orbitals or an Duskblood playtest and I’m expecting either Star Fox Assault or Adventures as a classic release.
>>740576482I wonder how companies must feel about leakersThey literally spoiler every fucking announcement
>>740561930Even if you don’t like the exclusives I would personally recommend it especially before the price goes up. Boost Mode is honestly a game changer for a lot of games. I would never play Astral Chain portable because of how it looked but since boost mode dropped I did a new Playthrough at work during my breaks.
>>740572991>Predicted the shadowdropSo this is real?
insider hereTP HD for the switch 2 and a new mario plus new trailer for pokemon WW and OoT Remaketendies are going to ruin this board for another 2 decades
>>740580778The fuck? I could swear this happened last time too
>>740559949This only seems to be on the JP twitter so it's probably nothing major, for a brief moment I thought maybe you schizos were onto something but nope
>>740563471That's been and gone, it was some sort of roblox like or something I think>>740563543I think it's a little too early, I think Yoshi P did give a very vague timeframe but I can't recall what exactly that vague timeframe wasif there is a direct i'm sure it will at least be mentioned though
>>740563043Smugly, general directs are clearly dead in favor of Nintendo Today, it's been 9 fucking months without one, just indie worlds and partner directs and single game directs.
>>740564050Pokeopia is made by a partner
>>740572792I can't think of a single one besides space marine 2
>>740561520Steel diver 99
>>740577023That if anything is stronger evidence for the claim of some big shadowdrop or demo, they don't want it offline during that
>>740571676I didn't even care about their last games but GTA 6 is a great location and it has potential to be good. After this I'm not even sure if I'll care about their games again. I couldn't care less if they make rdr3. I couldn't care less if they go back and reuse the old cities. I'd want something new.
>>740572546officer, THIS ONE
>>740559949They're going to make Xenoblade 4's collector edition exclusive to the Nintendo store, like Xenoblade 3's, and they're preparing in the hope of not getting WARIO'D again.
>>740572546>2012>oldIf you found 4chan after all the raidfaggotry and "the hacker known as 4chan" then you will always be a summerfag
who tf cares about the world cup? gay sports has nothing to do with video game announcements come on
Shitposting aside, how do legit insiders get info about Direct line up? Guys working on translation?
>>740584027>how do legit insiders get info about Direct line up?Just being a guy who knows a guy. Some leakers will try to make it sound like they have an elaborate network, but it's really just having a friend that edits the directs or whatever that doesn't mind sending texts to his friend.P6 got leaked for example because an animator wanted to share shit about the game with their friend and said friend immediately fucked them over by reposting all the info online.
>>740584197>P6 got leaked for example because an animator wanted to share shit about the game with their friend and said friend immediately fucked them over by reposting all the info online.Did this faggot friend not edit any pic?
>>740584197That’s a long way of saying some insiders make dumb choices
>>740584280Nope.Animator apparently got shitcanned and fined thousands of dollars too.
>>740584396Kinda feet bad for him.
>>740562589Toby only announced 3&4 on direct because it was gonna be paid from now onhe will most likely shadowdrop it
>>740583181holy unced tf out
>>740584027They know people and they say "hey they're gonna reveal game at X date" and if you hear enough of that you can put two and two together and know there's a direct at that date. That's why they always know when directs happen but don't know what games will show up or what the games look like.
"What you just saw what GTA 6. In this game you collect money by fucking hookers and killing them to get your money back and you can also rob people. There's a sex mini-game where you have to please Lucia. In hard difficulty ff she's not happy she might leave you permanently. and it becomes a single player game."
>>740582604>Steel diver 99based af
>>740577023The Direct being delayed into Thursday or Friday is fine by me. Would actually prefer it since those days work better for me.
>>740561508What would be wrong with cramming it into the BOTW engine? It's a good, stable engine and it doesn't mean they'd suddenly change the art style or gameplay to be more like BOTW. Engines are just foundations to build on.
Metroid 6 reveal or I’m doxing myself
>>740585998The one disadvantage is that they could probably actually just port the code that was reworked for the 3DS without issue instead, capturing most of the original game's nuances unless they deliberately change a given thing. I'd want it to feel more like OoT in any given aspect wherever possible isntead of feeling like BotW.OoT has an insanely flexable codebase and we know that modern Zelda games still use something that incorperates a heavily modified version of OoT's original core gameplay code anyway, so rebuilding it from scratch likely isn't as remotely necessary as people think, even if it ends up with plenty of changes.
>>740566805what is the joke here besides saying the nigger word i don't get it
I can never understand how people can want their favourite games demade into total dog shit demakes by people who fail to understand the vision of the original. The original OoT has held up perfectly. It's still an amazing game that looks great and plays great. Whatever they are making is going to be worst than the OG, it always is.
>>740586538>The original OoT has held up perfectly.I agree. However i want them to basically throw the kitchen sink at it now because OoT is the kind of game I expect to actually hold up, as the fundamental design it has is so strong and there are genuinely enough poorly realized elements that it could be genuinely and even radically improved. Like, I'd be genuinely fine if they just reinterpreted it once every decade to see what they could do with it, generally going bananas so long as the older versions remained accessible. I expect aspects of it to be worse, but there's just so much there to be taken advantage of better, and other Zelda games have proven how much further these things can be taken, so it would be cool to treat it with the attitude they originally had making it, which is that they wanted to make something that would be the outright best and incorporate their most ambitious ideas as fully as possible.
>>740560302but enough about the sony, sgf and xbox streams
>>740586359do you know where you are
>>740564784sounds like a (You) problem.
Do they really need Monolith for OoT Remake? Are they planning to expand open world?
Galaxy movie finally passed the 1 billion mark
>>740587697Expected.
>>740560302fpbp
>>740587697It's still in theaters? I thought it went to digital already
>>740588223It did, but it's also still in theaters. Blu-ray is releasing June 16.
>>740588404>>740588783It proved to be a ticket seller yet again.
>>740588404Just a few theaters left in most territories but it's still showing in places like Japan where it launched late.
>>740588861It's drop from the original though (1.36 billion), they need to get their shit together for the 3rd one.
>>740572991> two mistwalker titlesIsn't mistwalker basically 5 people at this point?
>>740559949>>740560347lol (would be kino)
>>740560347Nintendogs would be based with modern ai
>>740589434>Nintendogs would be based with modern ai>T. Sega (now called SARga)
>>740588946I don't think they care unless it doesn't make a decent profit. The Legend of Zelda movie is the one where they'd want to get the story right.
>>740584457I don't. Not because I'm a SEGA/Atlus fanboy, but because it was just a dumbshit thing for him to do. Especially since they probably also have ways to "tag" employees' copies of files so that they can be traced to the source employee responsible for a leak (like how Xbox 360s had a sneaky way to rat out an exact user).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AajslFuProTold you I had a video lined up for this
>there’s a real possibility they went with the cel-shaded graphics from BotW for the OoT remakeImagine the shitstorm
>>740580586>>740580678https://nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-switch-2-and-switch-nes-snes-and-game-boy-games-reportedly-getting-challenges/
WHERE IS IT?
>>740591348Would be kino
>>740587072yesbut what specifically is the joke besides "he said the nigger word"are you implying that this place is supposed to have a shit sense of humor
Where's maaah direct, come on Nintendo score some goals
>>740561389Ywnbaw
>>740591847If you really don't know what the joke is besides "he said nigger", its a case of lurking more, newfag
>>740559949Price hike.
>>740591386Lmao how insanely fucking boring
it's upand it's not partnerslop
Confirmed 9th.t. Nintendo Today notification
There it is dood.
I want that nigger who was spamming about no Direct and only Today bullshit on my desk by noon.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! FOR YEARS I'VE WAITED!
>>740592621Yep >>740592597
>>740592642>Direct announcement first happens BECAUSE of TodayThat one asskisser anon who's been furiously shilling Today for weeks as a replacement for Directs is about to be fucking MISERABLE lol
Just got announced for June 9th on Nintendo Today.Holy finally. Been since September or some shit that we actually got one, Nintendo literally making us starve.I want to believe the new Wario Land cope but I'm just not buying it, it'll end up being WarioWare as usual.Hoping for Super Mario Maker 3 at long last, but not really anticipating it.
>>740592312i've been here since 2016
>>7405926216am PT/9am ET
>>740592621And /v/ goes wild as expected. Nintendo board, don't forget that.
>>740592642seriously, what a dumb faggot, it was clear for anyone with half a brain today wasn't replacing directs
>>740560138Isnt this something they normally do?
>>740592932Not really, if you haven't seen the original comic this is referencing. Also, 2016 is newfag territory.
>>740559949natethehate already confirmed mario for 2027 and oot remake holiday 2026
Thar she blows!!
>>740560090Why all the deltarune posts in unrelated nintendo threads?