>remake one of the most iconic and attractive video game women in history>do this to her Why?
They made her insanely hot in Halo 4 and the female employees made sure that mistake was never made again
>>740606913It must be horrid to be a woman, watching the only value you have as a person fade away before age 30.
>>740606913I had many good faps to her desu
i have gooner fatiguepls find a new hobby like jerking off to hentai on xitter or whatever
I wonder how this happens though. Do they just fire the old character designers or something?
Halo CE:>"Don't let them lock the doors!"Halo remake:>"Don't let them lock the doo~rs"
>>740606913Pumping.
I hate American games.
>>740606535feminists and trannies don't want attractive women
>>740607593I have libtards making dialogue impossible fatigue
>>740606535Do you not remember when she looked like a potato head in Halo 3?>>740606913Unironically the best Cortana, despite Halo 4's SP being shit.
>>740608140Agreed, Half-Life, Doom, Morrowind, Deus Ex are fucking overrated mutt trash.
>>740606535I was wondering what happened to the eldest Hanson brother.
>>740606535grok, cut "her" hair short
>>740606535
>>740606535she is not that bad, specially compared to the latest games
>>740609782attractive woman face > handsome man face > ugly woman faceit's ok
>>740606535It's because some recent events in the industry have made people wonder if the age of deliberately spiting your target audience is over, making studios double down out of pure contrariness
>>740606535not the worse version of Cortana
>>740606535To punish straight men.>>740607593You can fuck off back to resetera anytime.
>>740607593>>>r/gamingcirclejerkgo back, trannyor >>>r/thebridgeis your next option
>>740606535>>740606913>>740610179Call me racist or whatever but they all look the same to me
>i have gooner fatigue>pls find a new hobby like jerking off to hentai on xitter or whatever
>>740607212I mean all they have to do is have a kid before then and they can transition into the matriarch role, but no, for some reason modern women are determined to be worthless
>>740609782Actually looks the same, what the fuck...
>>740610179Nah, H2A was fine. This is abysmal, even worse than 5 and that’s saying something >>740610385They were brainwashed into thinking motherhood is slavery and one of the worst things to befall women. It’s definitely much better to spend their life in an office making sure their boss makes more money!
>>740606535Looks better than the last few cortanas desu
>>740609782I cant believe they made her look like a facial composite of every serial killer
>>740610725>even worse than 5have you ever had a single original thought in your life?
>>740610996>cover up Cortana’s body with an armour suit>directly after supreme mommy body in 4IT’S SHIT
>>740610996yooo how do i get that forerunner drip?
>>740611337>nude woman>censored nipples and pussyfourtana was dumb
>>740606535Why does the modern gaming industry hate tomboys?
because they know if you like halo you will buy shit in a box
>>740610996That at least looks like a woman.
>>740606913/v/ still shit on halo 4. If this was a Japanese game, it would be praised for that
2tana is best tana
>>740608741Are you retarded? Halo 2 Cortana had the potato face
>>740606535>her face is just mine if i grow out my hair and shaveso we don't even get ugly women now? we are stuck with dudes in drag?
>>740610996>this above average woman was insanely ugly in 2015holy shit have things changed
>>740606535 mogged by the Xbox CEO
Hang on I thought this game was outsourced to indians I thought indians were supposed to be based heterosexuals who liked sexy bitches
>>740606535HR face.
>>740606535There's no way Master Chief would save this one from Gravemind
>>740616951>indians were supposed to be based heterosexuals who liked sexy bitchesno one has ever said this
>spartans can't customize their AI to look like kitsune waifus AND they have to settle for ugly bitches telling them what to dothe spartan program is the biggest goycattle CIA shit in the UNSC, the Covenant are the good guys all along
>>740606535What makes a holographic waifu appealing? Robowaifus can touch you and have sex with you, but there are some people who love Cortana in spite of her not being physically present.
>>740617197I bet the suit doesn't even jerk him off anymore
>>740607212Only if they pissed away their golden fertile years on getting railed by thugs. The ones that minmaxxed the girl game early on (18-25) got married to a rich man and all it took was not being a bitch to him
>>740617243>some people who love Cortana in spite of her not being physically presentThere are plenty who sacrifice real contact with women in exchange for whacking it to pixels on a phone screen. At least cortana is a hologram
>>740606535>attractive video game women in historykek. she looked like this in the first game zoomie. She never had a static design other than "hologram woman". Then everyone let their imagination run wide.
>>740618187>There are plenty who sacrifice real contact with women in exchange for whacking it to pixels on a phone screen.They didn't sacrifice it, they can't get real women.
>Ugo tanaSoooo I'm nonbuynary.
>>740618331That still sexier than anything post-Halo 4, absolutely EMBARRASSING
>>740615189She looks like the chick from ghost in the shell
She only looks good in the first 3 games
>iconic and attractiveA Blue AI with a "motherly" figure and a bob cut. That is literally the only design motif consistent across her depictions - this is no different a scenario than complaining about her redesign in 2, or her redesign in 3, etc.
>>740606535To spite male chud gamers
>>740619540she wasn't even blue in the first one kek
>>740616410Both of them did, but Halo 3 more so.
She's a cuckquean
>>740606913
>>740610179What's wrong with that one?
>>740619180And Sergeant Johnson looks like Sergeant Apone from Aliens.Not unusual. Bungie's game Oni's main protag is also just a that released on PS2 in 2000 is basically Kusanagi clone as well.
>>740606535Better than the original tranny
>>740623592>that bog faceShe received the call
>>740623592you don't believe that
If she came up to you at the bar, you'd shit yourself.
>>740606535this is an antisemitic question
>>740606535fix
>>740623798Yes, my intestines would burst out off me due to the sudden gravitational pull of this white (lar)dwarf
I'm not mad at her new design, I'm just mad that this poor woman has never kept the same face for more than one game. Would it kill the devs to try for some consistency? She was hottest in Halo 5 btw
>>740624147I was talking about NuCortana. The picture was unrelated.
>>740624178It's like a curse. They even changed her appearance between Season 1 and 2 of that terrible tv show. I really liked the first season's design because she looked just like my supervisor from my first job. Understandably, I had a huge crush on her.
>>740624336It would change much, besides my semen also getting ejected at mach velocity
>>740624004kek still looks worse than 4
>>740606913Say what you want about 343 but Halo 4 Cortana was based.
>>740624004Almost, you still need to lower the eyes a bit, and then raise her eyebrows slightly so she isn't giving the player a death stare
I don't even care about the face, I care that she isn't purple and doesn't have a pixie cut.
>>740625642Yeah she was a 10/10 but her schizophrenic ANGRY WOMAN personality takes away like 6 points.
>>740627553I liked it, I want a qt 10/10 schizo gf
>>740606535Is that moot?
>>740619180Bungie used to be filled with weebs
>>740606535women feel threatened by beautiful women in videogames taking men's attention away from them, so they make them look horrendous
>>740616150Based anon.
>>740629906More accurately, women over 30 are extremely threatened by young and beautiful women.
>>740630162boob
>>740606535Looks like a generic Unreal Editor 5 character.
>>740606913They could never bring this version back. They made her too hot, and that slutty little cyber outfit with the sideboob vgh, they could NEVER do this again. This Cortana was 100% made by men in a pure pursuit to make the perfect girl.NuCortana is made by women, who is made to be nonthreatening and a "relatable" "sensible character" for dumpy mids in their 30s, in a game for a 99.9% male audience.
>>740632449>made to be nonthreatening and a "relatable" "sensible character" for dumpy mids in their 30sSpecifically, for the girlfriend of the normie guy gamer watching him play nuhalo. It's solidarity and in-group preference between hags over giving the audience what we really want, which is hot Cortana
>>740606913I do not like this one. The nasolabial folds are bad. The teeth are bad. She looks too solid, like an alien instead of a hologram, especially the hair. The hair is too dark and I don't understand why they changed the sci fi GITS hairstyle into some generic instathot shit
>>740633480No one asked
>>740633545My nigga this thread is nothing but opinions no one asked for
>>740633545Didn't ask
>>740607593>i have gooner fatigueThis. Theres a reason religion declared it a sin to masturbate: it ruins men frying their frontal lobes by taking advantage of the evolutionary drive to fornicate and keep the species alive. Human intelligence gave us the ability to fuck it all up by cutting out the middle man (or middle woman in this case).
>>740606535>iconic
ermmm its called "gaylo" for a reason sweetie
>>740633480They were aiming for a theme where after years of combat, MC behaves too robotic while Cortana behaves too human. Ultimately it didn't landed well due to shit writings(and halo5 shits on the theme) but hey at least we got barefeet cortana out of it
>>740634476With the whole rampancy thing I'd have liked to see he become less recognizably human
>>740624979I found the season 1/OG actress to be a little too old. Preferred season 2 but not like it was a huge improvement
>>740634476those tits are silly
halo should have died in combat evolved
>>740634748Why?
>>740606535Am I the only one seeing Todd Howard in a wig?
>>740634984grim
>>740634748Tits are not silly, tits are natural.
>>740606535the only good cortana was the first and original everyone else is wrong and retarded, the type of idiot who picks up a bone and throws it in the air only to watch that bone fall down and strike them on the head, hopefully culling them.
>>740606913>>740607457>>740608024>>740608741>>740616114>>740625642>>740632449People who simp for 4tana are gooners, not Halo fans.Her Halo 4 design looks fucking nothing like how she did in CE or 2/3, and her face and body doesn't fit her personality at all. She's hot, yes, but it's not a good design "for Cortana"To be clear the remake's design isn't good either>>740627553>>740633480Also this, the best Cortana leans into the Sci-fi anime hair she used to have, like >>740615189 from Halo Legends, and she's very out of character in 4 in terms of writing and her tantrums were cringe and didn't land nearly as well as 3's schizo episodes in terms of making her feel insane, and 3's writing isn't even that good.
>>740634748you dislike big nice tits on your AI?
>>740623459Absolute perfection
>>740607212it's why white ones mald SO hard about asian womenthe slopes at least generally keep their petite figures and a good deal of them avoid the wall for much longer
>>740606535>another trannoid complaining that CE Cortana doesn't look like 343 Nu-Tana from Halo 4Fucking Zoomers ruin everything
>>740634748How do boobs look "silly"?
>>740606535Man I sure do love vidya women looking like that crazy horseface bitch from that Homeland show!
>>740636224She doesn't look like CE Cortana either.
>>740635518why do i feel halo 4 was the last decent halo game?
>>740636454I didn't say that she didPeople are mad they're redesigning the redesign of her redesign
>>740607739>Do they just fire the old character designers or something?I doubt that chinese guy was even there for Halo reach
>>740636454>>740636809CE = Combat EvolvedCE also = Campaign EvolvedPeople are mad Campaign Evolved doesn't look like her third redesignShe was redesigned in 2 and 3 before 4Then 343 being nepotistic retards stuck to her 4 design after that
>>740624004>>740624979Just realized this new cortana is an uglified version of the halo show S1 cortana lmao, compare the haircuts, they're the same.343 is so devious, they think the show is canon
>>740636938People are complaining because she looks bad. Halo 1-4 all had different designs, but all looked good.
>>740636454This is where she peaked
>>740636756>4>decento i am laffin
>>740637065>she looks badYou are blindAlso, she looked like Frankenstein in Halo 3, are you clinically retarded?
monke
Sadly halo fans are some of the most low iq playerbases there are, all they care about is seeing master chief while munching on doritos.They have no eye for detail or artistic vision so they won't notice when they're being served shit, it's time for classic fans to just forget this shit even exists
>>740606535It literally looks like her Halo 2 model, you tard
>>740637560blame the latinx playerbase and fandom
>>740614113
>Nooooooooooooo, the attractive fictional woman has a narrow face and large mouth>That isn't my specific personal preference despite the fact she would easily get a modeling job if she were a real person, which is isn't>This fake, made-up woman isn't attractive by my exact particular standards, therefore Western civilization HAS FALLEN!!!!!!
