>dying person in video game decides to use their last minutes alive recording or writing down a message for you to find>"... not much... time left... getting... tired from... the... blood... loss... *the last lines are illegible*"Devs seem to think this happens in real life, but why?
you seem to think that video games are real life
>>740609127You seem to think video games not being real life is an excuse for shit writing, which means your have a very low IQ.
>>740609040>Devs seem to think this happens in real life, but why?Because most people haven't dealt with someone bleeding out in real life and it's always done as you described in movies for the drama.
>>740609505*burps* better than being mentally ill who can't separate fiction from real life
I mean if you’re gonna die in 2 minutes anyway. What else are you gonna do? In E33 it made more sense since the whole point of previous expeditions was to leave behind info and a trail for people to follow them
>>740609040they let you know they weren't raped by a monster or something. it is actually helpful
>>740609040That's taken from literature idiot
>>740609040>We....were.....the real *coughs* monsters...all.....along
>>740609040also>monster/killer spawns once you read the message
>>740610186Then that literature is retarded.
>>740609040I've only seen two games where it made sense:>RE1, where the guy is just a regular journal writer and his entries get more fucked up as he begins succumbing to the virus>System Shock 2, where a lot of the audio journals are sensible, like 'I got shot and I'm dying with nothing else to do, so I need to leave my team a final message,' or the madlad at the end of the game who knows he's getting ingested by The Many and keeps audio logs to further science for anyone who finds themAnd half credit to Until Dawn where Hannah is doing a journal as she turns into a Wendigo because what the fuck else was there to do while she's trapped in the bottom of that cave?Too many modern games use it as a crutch for lazy, shitty writing and because doing a 'Help, they're eating me!' journal is cheaper than having a cutscene where the guy gets eaten.
>3 minutes left to live>record some gay warning or hint for the main character instead of telling your family you'll always love them
>>740609127growing up is realising they are
>>740609040>game has monster killing the ship's crew and recording the act, leaving the audiolog behind to psychologically impair whoever will listen to it. >discharges his shotgun six times on the dead guy for good measure toofuck the many even cyborgs aren't that psycho
>>740610406ITCHY TASTY
>"Oh, oh no... I think the monster heard me recording this. Wait... oh no it did, nooo is coming in here now, no aah it's killing me!! Aaahh is killing me right now aaaahh nooo I'm dying from the monster now ahhh!!"
>>740610574The only lame thing about that part is how lame it was in the RE1 Remake.>finish reading journal>camera spins to look at closet>full second or two of nothing>doors open casually>zombie just standing there>zombie AI gets activated and gameplay resumesIn the original game, that dude comes flying out of there all piss and vinegar and it scares the shit out of you because nothing sets it up. The remake should've done it one of two ways:>closet can be checked>'Do you want to open it?'>nothing inside/remake fake out for fans>but then when you try to leave, a zombie busts through the door back into the hallway and surprises youOr>closet doors are open and empty when you get into the room>oh fuck, where is he?>read journal, prepare to leave>just before you pass the bed, zombie hand reaches out from underneath the bed and grabs your ankle, zombie gets up and blocks your way outAnything would've been better than what they did in the remake.
it'll be (audio) logs or yellow paint, pick your poison anon,
>audio log detailing a characters final moments>the recording stops immediately after their last word instead of continuing to run to dead air silence.
>>740609040it LITERALLY happens in real life retard.picrel, dying victim wrote the name of the aggressor with his own blood.
>>740611271Two words isn't what OP is talking about, idiot. If that message in your pick was a paragraph, THEN you could use it as an example.Leaving the name of your killer written in your own blood for someone to find and get vengeance on your behalf is based, though.
>character coughs in a written note
>makes a post online claiming they are not dead yet>dies
>>740611271>infinitif like if the victim was illiterate that was a setup
>anon completes captcha and clicks submit before his last dying br
>>740611736The RE1 remake is legitimately good though, and I'd consider it the definitive edition of RE1. (Even Mikami said so.) It also came from the mid-2000s, well before the remake/remaster meme train took off.
>>740610891I didn't know about any of that, I don't touch crapcom demakes.A remake is only good in my book if it lets you play the original, or unlocks the original upon completion of the remake, or only improves graphics while adding quality of life improvements. That's it. I've never seen a remake that changed the game deeply that also was superior to the original game. Well maybe system shock 1 remake deserves a pass because it didn't simplify the level and mission design to make it retardproof. However the recycling can fuck off.
>writing a note in own blood, about to die>put all remaining strength to making the ellipses clearly apart
What would YOUR last words be, /v/?
>>740611998Sorry for deleting my post it needed more time in the oven, like jews. Are you talking about the gamecube game that looked like it came from outer space and was made by advanced aliens? How was the shitcube pulling it off?
>>740612218MOTHERFUCK-
>>740612218>the password to my bitcoin wallet i
>>740609040Because it's kino
>>740612284>more time in the oven, like jewsI knew you were a good sort, anon.>are you talking about the Gamecube gameI am, and IIRC they were able to pull off some really smart graphics tricks by using prerendered stuff in combination with sparse 3D models for certain props, and with the limited number of enemies on the screen at once, they can make the ones that are on screen look a lot better.
>>740611959>Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.
>>740612218>damn you, Candlestick. He was
>>740612486>I'm about to kill you, stop typing I can smell you shitting yourself out of fear!>nut yet wat da hell
>>740609040Look up Matthew Pyke who was literally murdered by a guy he knew from an Advance Wars forum
>>740612469Would it really be so hard for the message to ju
>>740610994>Perhaps he was dictating
>>740612469to be fair I'd probably write like an idiot if I was being hunted by candlejac
>>740609040NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
>>740609040You want to know what's really unrealistic about documents in video games? They're almost always perfect in spelling and grammar including punctuation.
>>740609040>Devs seem to think this happens in real lifeIt only seems that way because you have terminal autism caused by congenital inceldom.
>>740612218_____________________________________________________________________________________________________gotcha
>>740612469This one gets me so hard because they actually punctuated the interruption
>>740611271No you retard, He's saying why the fuck are you going to spend the last few seconds of your life to leave a message and IN THE MESSAGE waste your last bit of energy describing that you're dying and losing blood or whatever instead of just saying what you wanna say.Your image is a great example of what you SHOULD DO. Write the fucking killers name, or something important, then die. Instead imagine if that person used their blood to write "dying...losing blood fast....everything is going black...the killer...he....*dies*. That's fucking stupid.
>>740611523kek
>>740614209https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJWLdQ9vylA
There's something poetic about blood being both available and easy to write with on the verge of death, it's almost like your brain would tell you to leave some kind of message behind.
>>740611271>kill person>write in blood the name of someone who isn't you>get away with murder every time
>>740614426kek
>>740612218Why did it all end in a church?
>>740609040Not the spaghett...
>>740609040I thought this was pragmata
>>740612218>Oh shut up, it's not like I'm gonna die or something
There was a funny bit in a show where they drugged guys so they'd pass out and then send in a "murderer" to roleplay and their buddy had to read their dying message and figure out who the killer was.
>>740610702Kek
>>740609505>an excuse for shit writingIt is. Video games aren't simulation of reality, what you think should be a breakthrough in storytelling is just coat dressing in reality.
>>740613552Candlejack doesn't get you unless you finish typing his name you fucking newfa
>>740616507
>>740613552>>740614036I find it hard to believe that candlejack would finish posting these comments ever since the latest version of the captcha was impleme
>>740610132>Anus... bleeding out. >Strength... fading...
Candlejack isn't real. I'll prove it by saying his name: Candlejack, Candlejack, Candlejack!See? Nothing ha
>>740609040>Tom left a message. He wrote it on the floor in his own blood!>In his blood? Way to go kid!
>>740609040Technically, if they're dying from blood loss, they're probably not thinking straight, and there's a point when you think you can keep writing, but can't, and end up dropping the pen or whatever. Watch someone super tired try to write things while fighting off sleep, it's basically the same thing.Does suck when writers use vagueness and/or a complete lack of information as a substitute for actual writing though. Half the time they're too stupid to do it right, and the other half of the time they're just too afraid that someone might figure out the twist too early so they lean on the "the killer is-" cutoffs.>killer's a mystery in a game/movie/show/book>people die over time as the story progresses>killer's finally revealed and nobody watching/playing/reading guesses correctly>even starting over from the beginning reveals nothing, the best hint is maybe some vague suggestion of what could be a Chekov's Gun, and even studying the character directly to look for hints barely reveals anything out of the norm>meanwhile the writer's on Twitter all smug about how nobody could figure it out, that people weren't looking "close enough"
>>740609505redditor
>>740612218fuck
>>740619809iowa
>>740612469this one is from a paid mod
>>740612218No
>>740620230excuse me?
>>740620734don't worry, he means a fanmade gameplay modification with a price tag.no one is paying mods around here
>>740620734it's from the Farming creation
>Hello PlayerName, I changed the door code, the new coed is [intelligible]
>>740609040Reminder that System Shock 1 is the origin of this shit.Same as fucking stamina for running.
>>740621213I think it comes from point and click games, actually.
>>740609040Trannys do this all the time. It's hilarious.
>>740621446what
>>740609040>written message>"OHNONONONO IT'S GETTING CLOSER I DON'T THINK I CAN HOLD OUT MUCH LONGER OH MY GOD IT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE AAAIEEEE" *ink trailing downwards off the page*
guys, this will probably be my last post on 4chan. as I am writing this, I am bleeding out from a knife attack. I called an ambulance, but they will take hours to reach me. I don't have much time, so I'm trying to keep it short: NIGGEKDJEJFBFJSIAKSJZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>740609040>I believe I've contracted the virus... I feel my guts twisting... I feel I don't have much.. longer... so long cruel wo- *belch* ...oh wait it was just gas.>By the way the new code is Moon Owl Lion Sun
>>740621213stamina for running was invented in real life by humanity tho (we have the second best stamina of the entire animal kingdom)
>>740609040>The code to the safe is 9201>Unless they changed it like they're supposed to every week>But what are the chances of that happening eh
>>740621579dropping their spaghetti
>>740621119>try 0451>doesn't work
>>740609040>I lifted the page in front of my eyes and read it>In it, I lifted the page in front of my eyes and read it>In it, I lifted the page in front of my eyes and read it>In it, I lifted the page in front of my eyes and read it>In it, I lifted the page in front of my eyes and read it>In it, I lifted the page in front of my eyes and read it
>NPC that knows a part of the secret code is dead>find his corpse in an asylum mortuary>behead the corpse with a guillotine>impale the head on some kind of electric shock stand>reanimate the head by shocking it>it growls at you and whispers the numeric codeZork nemesis was wild
>>740609127>>740609636>>740616101>>740619205I found shitty writing in real life so OP is wrong, it's perfectly realistic
>>740611271>write name of the killer in blood>detective is retard that can't read like this anon
>>740609505Your?
>hey fucknuts sysadmin here, because you retards keep forgetting passcodes I've changed every single lock code in the facility to 0001, ESPECIALLY the one for the maximum security doors designed to keep the creature contained at all costs
>>740612218Zanzibart....
>>740622091I need a game where people actually follow proper security procedures and don't write down passwords everywhere. Then you have to find an employee who doesn't and look for his workspace which would have a bunch of notes with old passwords written down.
>"how are we supposed to get through this door!?">"easy, my sensors allows me to see which buttons have received the most wear, look here: the 6. 8, 9 and 0 buttons have been pressed more often than the rest. All we got to do now is try every possible combination of the four and we're in"
>>740619130are you referring to something specific?
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If you ever need to get into a padlock at a construction site the first number you should try is the street address. That's my crime advice of the day.
>>740624243and not 0451?!?!?
>>740624307Why would it EVER be 0451
>>740612469He probably heard Candleja-
>>740609040this could pass for modern art
>"Whatever you do, don't go to Ravenhol->*loud crash*>"Shit man what did she say? Guess I'll cut through Ravenholm."Any other examples of this? It's cliché but funny
>>740609040>yellow paint is actually just spaghet an italian droppedwoah
>>740609127WHATI'VE BEEN WASTING MY LIFE ON SOMETHING THAT'S NOT REAL????????????
>>740612218What? No, don't cum this way!
>>740611271Using blood to write is something a murderer is more likely to do.
>>740612218CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>740609127This the real life? Is this just fantasy?
>>740609040>Visual Calculus [Impossible: Success]>"They died the way they lived: Italianly."
>>740609040>THE SEWER, I THINK THIS IS THE WAY WE NEED TO GO
>>740612218What are you gunna do stab me?
>>740612218>I've done this a thousand times before, nothing will go wrong
>>740609127well they've basically been my whole life.
