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>>740613853Chuck Sneedson
The last relevant video game character ever made
>>740613853They don't make kino like this anymore.
Why did they think this game was going to do well? I forget the exact story, but this was a pretty clear indicator that whoever the director of this game was dead weight and they were rightfully ejected from the main company or something.
>>740613853I bought this game for $5, new in box, at a Las Vegas Gamestop 1 month after release. I still haven't taken it out of the shrink wrap.
>>740614374Shadow Balan will make you regret your foolish words.
Yuji Nalga's magnum opium
>>740614453Never open it. I'm sure it'll become a collector's item like E.T. in 50 years.
>>740614374I think the game went through a complete reset during development which is why its such shit
>>740614374>whoever the director of this game wasIt was Yuji Naka, the creator of Sonic the Hedgehog>they were rightfully ejected from the main company or somethingHe went to jail for insider trading lmao
>>740613853TAKE ME BACK
>>740614707
>>740614707He should have, but no. Just probation and a huge fine.
>>740613853what was his fucking problem?
The man who raged against the storm.
What the FUCK did I just hear you say, anon? Repeat that again for me, slowly?
>>740614835that girl is hot and has next to no artdo i have to draw it myself
>>740613853if only miyamoto turned sociopath like naka, nintendo wouldn't be like this
DID THE DOLPHIN RAPE THE DIVER?
>>740614904You're a short tempered narcissist who got what he deserved.
I keep calling this game Balan Wonderland when its Balan Wonderworld, why didn't Yuji just call it Wonderland since that rhymes with Balan and has a much better flow
ENTER
Genuinely what was he thinking when he made this game?
>wanted to call "Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg" "Billy Hatcher and the Giant Cock">names this game after the medical term for glansWhat the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Fuck Chaos
>>740614374>Made by the original creator of Sonic>Game has the Dreamcast/Gamecube aesthetic you see in Nights, Sonic Adventure, and Billy HatcherIn concept the game was oozing with soul, but for some reason the development team had the dumb fucking idea to make it into an """""""accessible""""""" platformer.
>>740615551I think he just wanted it to be named "Giant Cock" alone
Sega's Miyamoto lmao
>>740615795>original creatorthis meme again, iizuka did most of the heavy lifting and naka actually stole the engine that he used to work on SA1
>>740613853In another 10-20 years, people will see this game as some kind of hidden gem and it will be remade and it still won't be fun.
I wonder how much better the game would've fared if it was kept as is, but released about 10 years earlier as a mobile game.
>>740613853Farmer Luigi
>>740615983That was the last year anything fun was posted on /v/.
>>740615983My fuarkin heroes
>>740616130>missing the claude threadsoof
>>740615187He's a jap, they don't have rhyming because of how the language works. Things like that don't make sense to them
>>740615983Those were some funny poasts
>>740614835You know what dolphins are known for these day...
>>740616293emulation?
>>740614835Women want that dolphin dick. Humanbois need not apply.
god I NEED to take Box Fox's knot
>>740616259Claude threads are fun but they aren't really taking over /v/ like the other stuff
>>740614904Balan WonderLAND
THE MAN WHO RAGES AGAINST THE STORM
>>740614835>Next scene is of her crying in a hospital bedDolphine rapped her
>>740616259He said actual fun things, anon. Not conveniently ignored generals about a shitty twitch stream.
>>740615983Perfection.
>>740616984>"Dude the joke is an generative AI that's not designed to play video games is streaming it's slop 24/7!"/v/'s really grasping for straws at this point, it's sad.
BALAANNNNNNN
>>740616259claude was interesting for about a month, now it's tired and boring. just because you are an easily-entertained midwit doesn't mean everyone else on the board is
>>740617358The threads were what made it interesting. Nobody was actually glued to the stream 24/7.
>>740613853fuck it up farmer ted
>>740615290too many people have forgotten ONE (1) BUTTONand the fucking goat Box Fox
>>740617792Yeah, no shit, midwit, I was talking about the threads as much as the stream. Thank you for proving my point
>>740618216>he thought the OC factories were boringYou must be fun at parties
>>740613853>get power that randomly turns you into a cube>no, you cannot control it in any wayWhat were they thinking?
>>740614374yuji naka is a retard with an insane ego>>740614707insider trading over the failed final fantasy 7 mobile exclusive fortnite clone* lmao
>>740614835she was asking for it
>>740613853QRD?
>>740617013who's bottom right?
>>740613853
https://streamable.com/19ej3j
>>740617013>>740619059Left to right we have Jack Garland from FF:SoP, Vergil from DMC, Jose Gallard from Balan Wonderworld and Oxyotl from Warhammer
>>740613853Grubhub gives you perks on the food you love
>>740619029Weird platformer made by some of the old Sonic guys channeling the Dreamcast era aesthetic. Performed horribly because it's a weird shitty game and doesn't work in an era where kids aren't wandering past shelves buying games based on trippy box art.
>Concord>Balan Wonderland>Winnie the Pooh Homerun DerbyThe trinity of games no one except /v/ knows about.
>>740614374Juicy Nigga went full Con Man
>>740618373I just told you they were interesting for a while you fucking nigger. Could you please go one post without proving your own illiteracy?
>>740616259Maybe those are interesting if you know all the in-jokes. I don't, so none of it means anything to me.
>>740619516Nah, Dunkey did a video on Balan so a pretty good amount of people heard about it. Honestly probably more people than who bought the game.
>>740614374It was a disaster in two acts:>Square recruits Hideo Baba after he gets fired by Bamco from his "head of Tales Of franchise" position>He builds a shit team to start work on Project Prelude Rune>Everything goes to shit, Baba runs away >Said Baba went on to ruin the relaunch attempt of the Sakura Taisen franchise by completely botching its gacha so hard it killed the company that made Fate Grand Order -the most financially successful gacha of its era- because of how many resources that Sakura Taisen gacha took only to flop immediately>Square recruits Yuji Naka because of his history with the Phantasy Star franchise to salvage the project>Naka says it's fucked and the team is too incompetent to make a JRPG, they need to change it to something simpler like a platformer>Square agrees and that team commits a Balan WonderworldI won't say that Naka is blameless, especially since he has proven multiple times that he's a spiteful bitch, but he threw himself in a slippery situation that could almost only end up with him on the ground, the jail time because of insider trading was just an extra.
>>740616753>Dolphine rapped herSome Nas-X? Or perhaps some Tekashi Six-Nine? I know! She prefers Spottemgottem!
>>740613853>CTRL+F>storm foundGood thread.
>>740613853Farmer Sneed
>>740619516>Bro thinks that people don't know about Concord
>>740614835It was in his nature
>>740619831>only a whilenot a real fan
>>740613853I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE
>>740615187Same way SE didn't realize the name "Tidus" had any inkling of a water connotation to it and that was why those pesky westerners kept calling him "Tide-us" instead of "Tee-dus", they don't know/care how this shit works outside their native language.
>>740621580Why should they? It's wholly irrelevant to the thing that matters most. Japan and the Japanese market
>>740616259Twitch Plays Pokemon was way way better
>>740614870>>740616682i love how such a faggy NPC has such a kino title. I can almost picture him saying > Dr. Pavel? I'm CIA
>>740615983someone edit this to have lou reed's face on the guy with his hand out
>>740619516People casually acquainted with gaming know about Concord. It was one of the biggest flops in entertainment history.
>>740619516Winnie the Pooh Homerun Derby is well known due to all the fucking memes, even Japan is aware of the english memes. Pic related.Balan is an objective flop but lacked staying power because the mainstream doesn't care about Yuji and Balan was a fucking scrimblo bimblo.Concord was the death knell for live service sloppa and is still used as part of the anti-woke argumentation today.
>>740625425MY HEROES, and some anime girl wearing a pig costume
>>740625589Saiyuki bros...
>>740613853Anyone still have the SneedX greentexts?
>>740616259Indians watching AI shit play pokemon gen 1 for the 6th time in a row (with a walkthrough for """content""") isn't fun for most people.
>>740613853You know it's bad when even the furries can't save it.
>>740616130Mods are allergic to fun now and all the faggots complain about memes.
>>740616339of consent maybe
>>740614835Thick prehensile cock
>>740626975>prehensilethanks for the reminder
