Evie
cutie!
I wonder if she is married to someone
>>740627218
>>740627218cute
>>740627218Uhh, this character and thread are extremely problematic.
>>740627498Lightly pinching her chubby cheeks before smooching her puffy lips
>>740627512go away
>>740627218Turn her into my cock sleeveie.
>>740627650the city looks so sick
smol ebie
>>740627218My new obsession. She just became the third of the Holy Trinity of perfect female characters.
>>740628171Who are the others?
angry evie
I’m upset that I know about it and can’t play it for years. Games should be announced like a month before release. Anticipating things sucks.
>>740627218SEXO
>>740628287not evie
>>740627218>>740627248dude she's like 12
>>740628464out of ten
>>740628515not evie
>>740627218i see/hear the name evie and think of re7
looks like we got a us a new spammer saying "not evie"
>>740627248it's nice that her maternal instincts activated after seeing a child
>>740628464out of 10
>>740628472>semi-transparent outfit
>>740627218Cuteness, distilled and refined.
do you see it?
>>740627218>"early development">no release date>not even a release window>director says the latter half of the story isn't even fully written yetThey announced it too soon, this shit won't be out before 2029 at the earliest.
>>740628464
So hot!!!!!
I'm rethinking my stance on short hair
i love when she dodges during combat
>>740628925this says more about you then anything
I want to play it, I want to play it.I can't stop rewatching the trailer, the combat looks so good.
>>740627512How is a mudslime going to judge Asians for anything?>>740628667Girls want to play as cute girls, too.
normal people think she is cute and want to play the gameroasties trannies and male feminists want to project their pedo mindset
>>740627218She cute. She doesn't turn me into the Tex Avery wolf like Eve but she's pretty and rustles the right jimmies so I like her.
people using AI to make her face look like a baby are self reporting after seeing this in the trailer
>>740628264ive been saying to myself if i could play any game in the world right now it would be this onecan't even get excited for anything else atp
>>740628925babu
>>740627218She stole Raven's game
>>740628204Rosalina and Android 21
LOL
>>740629603What kind of material would the suit need to be made out of for her butt to jiggle like that? It looks like plastic or leather, but you wouldn't see so much pudding activity if it was either of those.
sure the guy she's following kicks her hard but I hope he falls for her later!
>>740627218Im not a fan of small asian women but I hope shift up made a good choice with that protag
>>740631026future space latex
>>740631075>mexicouh oh
>>740629517I need her mouth all over my body now
>>740631069Evie's a cop and he's a terrorist(?), once she uncovers the Mother Sphere conspiracy he'll become a companion or mission control. Dunno how they'll downplay the whole "turning people into suicide bombers" thing though.
>>740631069Anybody noticed Evie's head missing for a frame or two at the end after the car passes?
>>740627218all the right people are mad about this game and it's great
>>740627218My daughterwife.
Was there such an enormous response and fondness to the first game's protagonist?
>>740631628no its much worse now
>>740631696Why do you suppose Blood Rain's protagonist is so much more popular and controversial?
>>740631760
its gonna be hard playing with one hand, but i think i will make it
>>740631835God gave you language, you should try to use it more.
CliffyB seems to like it.
>>740631760Because Evie has more personality on display in this 2 min trailer than EVE showed in the near-entirety of the first game.
>>740631760>Why do you suppose Blood Rain's protagonist is so much more popularbecause Stellar Blade was a successalso there is no controversy - it's forced nonsense
>>740631628Yes
>>740631628
>>740631409wtf
>>740631940it really is one of the coolest trailers ive seen in a while
>>740627218>brown eyes againFuck off, why give the character soulless eyes like they did in the first game. Atleast mods will be able to fix it again.
>>740632057Games derender things out of view. It's just an error.
evie was foreshadowed in the concept art
Meh, I prefer the other gook Evie.
>>740630892
>>740632057Likely just shitty culling.
>>740631910>back is distinctly broader fitting a fist fighter but still petite and femininegood design
>>740631760No matter how troons and hags seethe, Evie is much more realistic than Eve. She feels approachable. Her body especially is typical of girls in their early 20s. Even her pouting face has certain imperfections that make look real rather than an super model.
>>740631940>CuckyBSo the right thing is to hate on the game now? fuck I dont wanna side with that cuck
>>740633240
>>740628925>Stellar Blade 3.jpg
>>740627218>Irrelevant compared to 2b and soon Faye
>>740627218I will now buy your game
>>740631985> because Stellar Blade was a successIt was a flop
>It was a flop keep telling yourself that bayo fag
>>740633481>flopped so hard it got DLC and a sequel
>>740633596hes a retard thats been lurking SB threads for years
>>740633576>Evie pretty much looks like a fusion between EVE and LilySo, which one grew the futa cock to impregnate the other?
>>740630889we got irl evie before gta6
>>740633596NTA but I wouldn't count skins as DLC, much less anything pointing towards success. If we did that you're basically saying the Avengers game was a success since that shit had "DLC" too.
>>740633803ignoring the extra boss fights huh?
>>740633826In the same way that I'm ignoring how the Avengers had "the Maestro" and "Klaw", yes.
>>740633803>but I wouldn't count skins as DLCWhy not? Do you know what DLC means? It's doesn't necessarily mean expansion pack.
>>740633926Okay, let me rephrase then.I wouldn't count cosmetic packs or extra bosses as a metric to measure a games success, and instead would rather look at sales.That's why I mock the Avengers game in spite it also having cosmetic packs and added boss fights.Stellar Blade sold millions of copies, and that's what marks it as a success, not any of that other fluff.
>>740633745obviously eve, using adam's cock
>it doesnt count because i say so
sexualized this uoh that culture war blah blah blahi just thought she looked cool as fuck with those moves
>>740634151you're not as neutral as you think *downvotes*
>>740634081flops don't usually get dlc or sequels either
>>740634151This really is going to be another God Hand, huh? A game that critics and normies misunderstand, but people who actually play it end up loving it.
>>740627218>>740627512It was hilarious when wokies were mad about Eve's body being unrealistic in the first game, only for Shift Up to publicly reveal that Eve's physique was created from a 3d scan of a real life model.I hope Shift Up eventually reveals the real life model of Evie to actually be a 38 year old Asian woman
Korean Girls are Cute
>>740634151>according to an interview, "I thought it would be very appealing to have a small-statured character engage in intense CQC."and he's right
>see cute tomboy pugilist kicking ass>wow that looks awesome>come to /v/>nothing but screenshots of ragebait articles like >>740563404
>>740634304Sequels, yes. But in this day and age you'd be hard pressed to find a game without DLC, no matter how unsuccessful they are.Even Forspoken got DLC. Now that's saying something.
cant wait for the skins
>>740634358>I hope Shift Up reveals the real life model of Evie to be a 38 year old Asian ladyWestern foids heads would explode if they did that
>>740633596Total HEBE supremacy
>>740627218is stellar blade a soulsike or a sekiro clone? i dont play those
>>740634615Dang, Kratos wife is looking kinda rough what happened to her? Well besides the dying, and all that.
>>740627512Wait until she hears what they do over the Middle Eastern countries she wants to support so much
>>740632057dlss baybeeeee
>>740634747It tries to be Sekiro with the whole parrying and posture bars stuff and DMC with the flashiness of the moves, and ends up being a middling version of both.
>>740634854but like does the game come down to perfect parries
When did Viet girls get so hot?
>>740634920Hell no. You have a move where Eve does a triple stab at an enemy. Just spam that shit to trivialize most of the content.
>>740634994ok i might pirate it then
favourite outfit from the first game?
The wokes and feminists call a thirty-year-old Asian woman a child in order to kill your hobby.
https://x.com/jamm3rd/status/2064040780361343444#m
>>740634946>that>hot
>>740635056
>>740627498
>>740634994absolutely true until the last 2 bosses who will kick your ass for it, then you just need to simon says
>>740635084link? I wanna read the comments. Every single cosplayer trying to attempt to cosplaye Evie is being called a pedobaiter it's fucking hilarious.
>>740634946that's not a viet girl, that's a mask made out of cosmetics and filters
>>740627218what are the bets that when the game comes out all the /v/ threads will just be outfit threads with 0 gameplay like the first game
>>740631628People weren't defending Eve specifically but the negative response was the exact same yes.I definitely think Evie has more personality even from just what little we've seen. It'll be interesting to see if Shift Up's allegedly good narrative elements they allegedly put into their gacha shines through.
>>740627597same
>>740635193https://x.com/JyunaUndomiel/status/2064034747139895752
>>740635084She's using AI right? Something seems off.
>>740635269
>>740635151Yeah that's why I said it trivializes most, not all, of the content.For Raven you just need to not use either the triple stab or the somersault. The other two moves still work on her.
>>740635218>cosmeticsevery girl nowadays uses cosmetics. Not like east asians don't use them and become virtually indistinguishable. Unless we're not allowed to use cosplayers as an example.
>>740627512Shrodingers pedoYou identify the character as a child and call the cutie patootie cheeks of said child a "SEXUALIZED ASS" and out yourself as a pedo Or you admit that this is mature body with attractive female features and keep putting the label of child on it and out yourself as a pedo.Liberals are mentally ill.
>>740635056definitely shadow kunoichi
>>740635402not evie
>>740635404>nowadaysGirls have been using cosmetics for centuries anon.
its so funny how westerners will crucify anything sexy but if the game has me disemboweling a once alive human and then picking up a mutated baby and punching its fucking skull its actually "cool". fucking barbarians
>>740635323>52k likes already Oh no no no.. troonsisters..
>>740635084Such a young woman
>>740635402evie in 20 years
>>740627218Why are people complaining about her when Lily exist, is almost as if the people complaining didn't play the game.
>>740635606She's an android she will never hit the wall
Is there a way to put myself in a coma until this game comes out?
>>740635473It's their humiliation ritual. I'm convinced the entire epstein thing from start to finish was done on purpose by the elites just to show the cattle that they will stay cattle
>>740635323>those commentsLEL O LEL
>>740635406That is such a fucking retarded drawing.No matter where Hugh's eyes are placed inside that bucket his peripheral vision is completely obstructed one way or the other.
this is the city of man that nayuta wanted
>>740635439fug i want to use this skin but its in ng+. maybe i'll find a mod that unlocks all outfits
>>740635323Damn, he sure changed since his Nanaya days.
>>740635794Lmao
>>740635794I like how he keeps doubling down and refuses to admit fault.
>>740635882>he's already backpedaling
>>740635794Kek.
>>740635953is he? he hates admitting he's wrong
>>740635953How did he backpedaling? He's still saying the usual "hurr durr she looks young" and bring up loli as if Evie's a loli (not that his takes on loli are any better but still)
i hope evie gets a angel trigger
>>740636036yes - during the trailer he's like "dood she looks 12" "ugh I have to play as her"?
>>740635952>asmongold>admit fault
>>740636114shut the fuck up asmomgone
>>740636117Kim said that Evie is related to Eve somehow but it's still a secret. Would be hilariously bullshit if her devil trigger is Eve and Eve was actually living dormant inside her all this time for some reason.
I require tons of Evie porno or I will actually DIE
>>740631069Can I keep the cape, it looks way more cool with the cape
>>740636114he's giving people shit for saying she looks 12 while he himself claims thar
>>740635882>locked
>>740635882>see petite woman>immediately think of kids>immediately think of sex with kids>calls everyone else a pedomake it make sense
Troonar blade
>>740633439I hate how most of the discourse is on that single frame where her face looks monged and not on the Cool ass GitS and Alita Battle Angel vibe and the God Hand combat, SB 1 was actually a decent game i didn't expect to like it as much as i did
>>740636180If he backpedaled he'd be doing the right thing. He's being a retard for not doing it. >>740636247Playing both sides as usual when a topic threatens to divide his viewer base.There's equal parts puritan retards and nerds that watch him so he has to.
>>740635882post this and ask him why he isnt mad about it
>>740635817Gross, it needs more Trees and shrubs, it's a temu hivecity from 40k
>>740635794Didn't this already happen with the Tatsumaki and Gura cosplayers? And I thought Asmongold supported them, or maybe I imagined, I'm just done with the guy after this.
>>740627218I would kill myself immediately if it meant there was a chance I could isekai into her universe and meet Evie.
>>740636316Is that zipper so she can take a piss without taking the whole suit off?
>crushes your balls
>>740636390Dude, is called Thailand.
>>740635817much as i want liliweiss to make an appearance, i think nayuta actually might have higher odds of being the bonus boss going wu wei for phase 2 would be pretty cool
>>740635817Honestly a refreshing take on a monk character. She knows that the current world isn't sustainable for humans (the ark) and knows that raptures are ruining the balance of nature although there are signs of that changing. Her ideal world for mankind is one where people could freely roam the earth without fear of death, and our current time period is probably the safest humans have ever been.
>>740627218I'll play if there are mods that make her fucking flat as fuck.
>>740636216Evie's going to die and her core or whatever will be used to make Eve.Just think of the most contrived melodramatic kdrama nonsense you can think of and that's the answer.
>>740636384It's hilarious really. Asmongold single handedly split his audience over night and now they're turning on him.On a small unrelated note, Angry Joe too lol. Charlie was wise enough to just stay silent for most of the trailer reaction and just say he knew it was stellar blade so no backlash from him.
Tomboy brothers, the time is upon us.Billions must love tomboys.
>>740630892LOL indeed. I hear RestERA has been in meltdown over Stellar Blade 2.
>>740635439I don't remember this one
>>740636642It's an outfit you only unlock at NG++
>>740636316Culture war types don't actually play games. That goes for both sides of the coin.
>>740636674I did the NG+ outfits, but I had already beat the game 4 times by the time the NG++ update came out. I like it, but I just can't be bothered to play it a 5th time.
THIS ISSTELLARBLADE ™ really?
Please get Shift Up to buy Halo.We're sick of the never ending humiliation ritualt. Halo fans
>>740636770Plz
>>740636624Just before the retardera jannies locked the tread.
>>740636316Even they admit that the entire drama is about that one single shot and it's the hill they're trying to die on. It's like bitching about bad animation in a still in between.
>>740634101>Eve fuses with Adam>grows dick, knocks up Lily>Evie is technically the daughter of all three protagonists of the previous gameAnd they say poetry is dead.
>>740636770Just ask /v/ to make a Halo game instead
>>740635056Planet Diving Suit (3rd)Always loved the combo of legs for days but a cool ass jacket. Hope there's something similar in SB2.Runner up is Raven's suit. The T&A it gives Eve's model is the perfect encapsulation of life and hometown.
>>740636316Upload a bigger image of this.
>>740636770>SU buys the rights to halo>the spartans are replaced with nemesis the goddesses of vengeance>all of them are wearing latex suits
>>740636624>a space for womenI don't think a single biological woman uses that website>>740636872I've always been convinced that if you ratted every active user of RetardERA, at least 95% of them would have actual CP on their computer
>>740636674Plus plus?
>>740636872>they LOCKED the thread for a new notable game revealed at SGFYou can't even talk about the game.
>>740635056For cool it's the Planet Diving Suit with the jacket, I forget which one it is. Or the prototype.For sexy it's hard to beat Black Pearl. I used a mod to make it slightly thiccer and it was outright distracting in gameplay.
>>740637120Yes, after you beat NG+. There are over 100 outfits in the game and you only unlock them in subsequent playthroughs because they appear in the same boxes you find previous outfits in. It goes like>you find a box that gives you Costume A in NG>in NG+ that same box will you give Costume B, provided you already acquired Costume A before otherwise you just get costume A>in NG++ you will get Costume CThis assumes you get every possible outfit in NG because otherwise it will take multiple playthroughs to unlock everything. Might as well just use a mod with an outfit unlocker at that point
NEED to see Evie's tight ass in the Yorha costumes
>>740636409i take it youve never seen a latex catsuit right? IRL they often have zippers down there for taking a piss or Sex
>mfw someone mods a batwoman suit for evie
>>740637334See>>740636978Fellow Diving Suit 3 enjoyer.
>>740636978bodysuit (or leotard) with a cropped jacket is simply the peak of costume design
>game will be out on PC day one this time>mods from day oneHURRY IT UP GOOKS, WE NEED THIS THING OUT YESTERDAY
>>740636409That's where she inserts her electric power charging plug
>Evie gets Daily Force
>>740636904>halo 4You ruined it you 343 nigger
>>740637498I don't think I'm gonna survive seeing her bare skin and pantsu like that. If they really commit to it, seeing a hebe body like Evie is going to break a ton of people's minds. People are not ready for a sexy tomboy in current year.
>>740637461>my body when it's still a year away at minimumThey announced it too early.
>>740637553Halo 4 Cortana is god tier, fuck off
W-WHY IS SO BIGG UGGGH
>>740637369>s because they appear in the same boxes you find previous outfits in. But I got all of them on my first playthrough, there was no box left unturned, so should that be just one NG+ ?
>>740637625you're a nigger
>>740637643Your mom too
>>740633439I do this
>>740636978>>740637334fuck i need to redo the laboratory for the jacket+suit skin. I loved that zone, the gunplay was fun on mnk but i tried my best to minimize breaking the monster pods in the laser puzzle room
Stellar Blade is the only good Chink slop yet, completely lacking substance but fun mix of other action game systems and aesthetics.
tomboy wife is angry
>Start stellar blade>Meet lily>Zone out thinking about how fuckable she is and miss the plot expositionI have a feeling Evie is gonna fry me too
How do people look at her and think of a child? She has tits for one. She is a very typical Koremo achetype, they always look like this.
>>740637786projecting/ jealous
>>740637731It's gook slop thoughbeit
>>740637750cute and angymy daughterwife evie
>>740637625So this is the child everyone been talking about huh.
I wonder what Canna looks like
Alright which Kpop idol looks closest to her?
>>740637553Halo 4 Cortana was the last great western vidya girl
>>740637893BTS
>>740637617Your taste is literally 343 tier. You are a gay ass faggot
>>740637832Ground Zero was a fun Korean game too, I guess they seem to be better at games than Chinks.
>>740637854even smaller than Evie but with huge tits
i love shift up, they always give us the booty shot
>>740635056I'm a sucker for any kunoichi outfit
>>740637643LOOKATHERIS BIG, HUGE, MASSIVE, GIGANTIC.DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?
Thank you based Kim Jong-un, this game is everything I wanted in a long while, it's going to be GOTYAY.
>>740638060PUFFYVULVAPHYSICS
>>740627218This game should have been the final game shown at the event. It was by far the best reveal of the night.
>>740638060Skyket? More like Skykek.
>>740637980dont give me shortstack hope
>>740638078smiling evie sucksshe needs to be furious and blushing, looking at me like she would trash
>>740627218The hype is unreal (and totally organic). The company deserves it. Day 1 buy for me.
>>740637854a bratty kyojiri
>>740637973Finally. Good to see some fucker else has played GZ; game was too easy because of the critical shot mechanic but otherwise I enjoyed doing a few playthroughs for the different zones and what they had to offer.I do feel like the game was too generous with items most of the time, never felt like it was better to run away from the monsters because I was never low on ammo or healing supplies.Police station boss was the hardest in the game, they fucked up not making the T-Rex harder.
>>740638129Somehow evie gets cuter the more I look at her. She has me by the heart and the balls
>>740638060the skirt needed to be just a few inches shorter, barely passing her crotch in height
>>740637612>a year awayProbably way more than that. The director claimed in interviews that it's still in "early development" and nothing other than the art direction is even close to finished (combat, UI, maps, the fucking story).It might be late 2028, maybe even 2029.
>>740627218She's too powerful>>740638060actually i think that was one of my fave's aswell
>>740637612At least 2. Set your expectations for mid-2028 and start planning your upgrades.
>>740637763Hands up!
>>740637763lilybros won so hard with evie
>not stellar blade 2>stellar blade>no blade?????
>>740638373according to a gook interview, the game's been in development for a year now and that they were targeting 2027 but due to all the shit they want to add it'll probably be 2028https://www.invenglobal.com/articles/22543/ceo-kim-hyung-tae-i-will-strive-to-make-blood-rain-a-title-we-can-be-proud-of
>>740638373I think it's going to be a cross-gen title. Fall 2028 on PC, PS5 and PS6. The PS5 version is going to be heavily downgraded, there's no way it can run what was shown in that trailer.
>>740638381you don't like evie you like disgusting hambeasts who happen to have similar haircuts and clothes to evieFuck you
>>740638536There are blades that come out of her elbows, and she gets more weapons later in the game
>western women get mad with korean girl>gets wet as fuck with kpop fuccboisWhy?
>>740634851that's not even how DLSS works you faggot.
>>740638536ahem
She’s Real guys.
>>740638536she uses a blade tho
>>740630889>3DPD
>>740638660This is what she looks like as well.
>>740638660I don't buy it. I need to meet her/xim in person.
>>740638569from the article in >>740638560,>However, we are not building this game on the premise of rising hardware specs.>I believe there is a limit to progress based on price, whether it's for PCs or consoles. Therefore, we are prioritizing making the game playable for users with current-generation consoles or current PCs.that being said, things can of course change as development progresses. though sb1 was really well optimized, so i'm going to be optimistic.
>>740638575your attempts to anger me are admirable, but i cannot be angered, Evie's Design is great i love the GitS asthetic, im afraid you will need to go to the CBT chamber now since you have lost the argument, goodbye
>>740638536There are blades, and if the game actually does take place in the Colony it'll be more stellar than the first one by a mile.
>>740638835you cant fake these fat titshttps://x.com/JyunaUndomiel/status/2053181728265531839/photo/1
>>740630889b-but adult women can't have facial features associated with little girls!!!
>>740632103Unreal engine was a mistake.
>>740638979>image of an cosplayer approaching 30 BMI with 5 pounds of makeup 8 photoshop filters and 4 AI edits who still obviously looks older than Evie
>>740634946$20 says this bitch never touched SB before
>>740638652uh oh shill meltie
oh boy now have male feminist seething at cosplayers, kek
>>740627218>>740627248>>740627596>>740628106>>740628258>>740628287Stop posting pedo bait
>>740636770Best. Idea. Itt.Please.God,Please.
>>740638965hmm
I wonder how much kicking she'll do overall. Her moveset gives me DMC5 Balrog vibes where you can switch between punch and kick stances.
>>740639493They'd actually give her the H4 voluptuousness again. Stellar Blade director is a big appreciator of hips.
>>740628515I like her physique, but I have bodysuit fatigue. What's so bad about a tight top and tight pants with a little bit of midriff?
>>740639671that isn't her physique
>>740639617>H4 body>CE everything else>cute asian face (like in CE concept art)Can it be done?
>>740639671There will probably be over 30 outfits at launch.
Uhhh unrealistic face sisters are we the bad guys
>>740639108cope, Asian women are simply more youthful looking thanks to higher levels of neoteny
>>740639671the first game had like 60 outfits excluding recolors, i'm sure there'll be something you like
>>740639419this shabbos goy is such an embarrassment, his discord mods went on a ban spree for disagreeing with him that evie looks like a girl kek. retarded mongoloid.
>>740639909check the thread anonthis whore has been posted like 10 times now
>>740639996i know we meme about manjaw but eve could use some bone here, her chin looks like a triangle
>>740639570I am expecting a decent amount but I really hope her boxing stances are in depth. Boxing MCs are so underrated in vidya.
>>740637108You're probably right on the second point considering the whole reason ReeeeeeERA was formed was because one of the neogaf mods was outed as a sex pest and banned from the forums, and subsequently a whole bunch of his cronies from GAF left to make ERA in solidarity with him.It's literally a forum founded on being a sex pest, is it any surprise they're all so fucking neurotic and ban-happy?
It honestly is kind of creepy for grown men to be sexually attracted to something so young looking.
>>740640248
>>740639926what does that have to do with that cosplayer? the cosplayer isn't asian and she obviously looks older than evie
>>740638060>UNITED GENOMWhich reminds me. Stellar Blade had a bunch of cyberpunk style corpos from before the colony extinction. I wonder if SB2 will make them actual entities involved with the plot like Arasaka and Militech is in 2077. Especially now that we have a functioning metropolis.
PERSONALRESPONSIBILITY
what am I in for?
>>740635856Yeah pretty insane he grew back his hairline too the wonders of HRT
>>740640340eve's fat fucking ass wobbling in your face all game
>>740640287I mean just look at her, she looks like she's in middle school and she's strutting around in a stripper outfit.
>>740640248That's because you envy the youth
>>740639497are those real?
>>740640358for real??
>>740640312The trailer is unironically giving me 2013 vibes. Helps that Evie actually IS a cop. https://youtu.be/DvVjkqB3LH0?si=DRBAYfGnUOyEbwNnShe's not a bladerunner hunting rogue androids but she is hunting rogue naytiba.
>>740640404so western studios knew how to craft attractive western womenwhat happened in 10 years?
>>740640381put on your sexiest suit for the train yard section, there's a bunch of close up scripted cutscenes
>>740640528blackrock cut them a check
>>740640528Check the year. Now what happened in 2014?
>>740640528>westernCDPR weren't western.
>>740640248>stop being attracted to asian women
>>740640528Consulting groups
younger is better & sexier and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>740640571mh370
>>740640340Gacha-tier premise, dogwater story, good graphics, good but repetitive combat, 2 (two) fucking big-ass desert to trudge through and a handful of very impressive and exciting setpieces and boss fights.And A LOT of outfits, some really good.
Remember if a girls doesnt meet a certain height and doesnt have certain face they can not consent. welcome to the modern world
>>740627218Cowards should have made her fucking flat as a board.
>>740627218This character design is so dogshit.Dumbfucks will eat any slop these days. Be it woke AAA or coombait AAA.
>>740640754They want the game to sellHebe is the best of both worlds
>>740640776Hey Larry, above we were just discussing your taste in women
>>740640248That's how it's always been up until l we gave rights to women, you can rewrite cultural norms all you want but you'll never be able to change what the cock truly craves.
>>740640404There is nothing child like about that physique, and she's not even petite. Liberals are deranged in the head.
>>740640528>what happened in 10 years?Insecure women got control of western gaming studios, then BlackRock created ESG and effectively blackmailed all companies, including games, to adopt its shit. The only reason woke barely exists now because Larry Fink shat the bed when everyone got angry and started pulling their money from BlackRock. In that period, its holdings went from $12 trillion to $8 trillion. All the woke shit today is a vestige of that.
>>740639617insanely good
>>740640528Are you seriously ignorant to the complete ideological cult takeover that happened over the last 15 years? It worries me that people like you are serious when you say things like this and normalfags are just completely oblivious to the most obvious shift ever.
>>740640856>because Larry Fink shat the bed when everyone got angry and started pulling their money from BlackRock. In that period, its holdings went from $12 trillion to $8 trillionI originally thought that too but I got involved with finance in the last couple years (becoming a trader bro) and long story short 2022 was a year of massive quantitative tightening and interest rates hikes and a bear market in the stock market. BlackRock permanently lost power/influence and woke subsequently died, but it's not quite correct to say ESG died because people got tired of it. It's more that the excesses that enabled ESG were no longer there and cutting woke shit was one of the easiest budget targets.
>>740640290Neoteny can exist in all races. My point is you can be an adult woman (18+) and have juvenile facial features, do you disagree with this?
>>740641034la creatura
>>740640404>>740640528
>>740640528More like 15 years, but in the wake of OWS bankers (jews) decided that they needed to drive a permanent wedge into any possible social cohesion in Western populations and used the media to make identity politics into the most important subject of the 21st century and flood every Western nation with immigrants from the most malleable populations in the world (Indians, africans, etc.) in the meantime.Since entertainment such as movies and vidya are part of the media, they are obviously used to push identity politics just as hard as the news or academia are, all in the interest of eroding social cohesion in the West.
Evie is pretty hardcore. Eve usually has to rely on those green power cores or valve hatches to open doors, meanwhile Evie just shoulder tackles them like a brute.
>>740641034No I disagree with the implication that this fat 3dpd whore looks like Evie (my wife)
>>740627512Just call me emperor plap-a-teen
>>740639617navel
>>740641107>EVE can grab a hammer bigger than she is tall and smash a monster's head with it, but ripping a door off its hinges or jumping through a window are always out of the questionI'm telling you, that bitch didn't play with a full deck.
>>740641050are you a fool? She's an Aryan Angel.
Which side winning this regabait battle?
>>740640676>2 (two) fucking big-ass desert to trudge throughThat was pretty jarring. All the other locales were really cool and had their own charm, but then they just had absolutely no ideas for both of these stock photo tier fuck ass deserts.
>>74064125390% of her character was being painfully naive outside of combat
>>740640340Get this
>>740637750Raven pouty lips are sexy
>>740641167>Execute order sixty-nine
>>740641286She looks like something you could spot in Area 51.
>>740641253For some reason, Eve can only smash through doors, windows and walls if her fat ass was crashing against it while falling in a cutscene , otherwise she can't do it by herself.
>>740641314>stop making fun of me i will ban youI wonder
>>740641397does she?
>Eve literally forgotten overnightHas there ever been a bigger mogging?
>>740641314Things aren't going well on Resetera.>>740636624>>740636872
hopefully we get some low denier outfits for evie
>>740638432Lily is still cuter IMO but Evie is nice.
>>740641462I've always thought Eve had too much of that creepy plastic doll feel.
>>740641439this debacle honestly has exposed me to which jewtuber I'm watching from now on. >shows visual or verbal ick over Evie>unfollowed>no comment, says Evie is cute or just comments about things related to the trailer >based
>>740641465lmao
>>740641462I'll always love Eve and her bombshell ass and titties, but Evie is just seems more fun.
>>740641529Eve got carried by her ass. Evie is legitimately cute
>>740641529eve was literally born recently
>>740640358>>740640676Lets GOOOOOOOOOOOO>>740641361ill consider it. more interested in general graphics mods to start
>>740640856>go against gamers>lose $4 trillionmany such cases
>>740640358Can barely see past it sometimes
>>740641462It's called "strict upgrade"
>>740641462I like Eve, but she's just a gook barbie doll with the ass and titty slider cranked up to 11. She's crude and unrefined, while Evie is a masterclass in character design.
>>740641541Honestly I've always treated asmongold like a lolcow, a few months before his mom died, he made a video holding a knife up to his throat stating it eases his mind for him to know he has the power to just kill himself at any timeI'm surprised it got super memoryholed
>>740641468>low denier outfitsWhat are those?
>>740629517>>740629603>>740629678Why does she look like Adam and Eve?
I've had the trailer music and sound effects stuck in my head all day
>>740628635I think of Pokemon
>>740641747
>>740641818>mating press
>>740641462Eve isn't even the best girl of her own game
I'm in love with Evie, even when I tab out of this thread I keep thinking about her cute face and hot curvy body.
>>740641462Eve didnt have any sauce.This new girl has flair.
70 Denier would look good on Evie.
First playthrough, which gears are universally the best? I'm using the dodge/parry spine and all the basic attack and damage buffing gears. Is crit worth building?
>>740627218>>740627248>>740627498She looks young, but I really don't see a child in her. What sort of child looks like that? I've even seen someone claim she looked like a 4-year-old, surely they must've been trolling...
>>740641462Not hard to do. I mean Eve is fucking hot but like other's said, she's a glorified mmo character which is basically just a virtual barbie doll. By comparison, Evie is a short, hotblooded hebe tomboy who solves problems via brute force. At least one of those traits is bound to immediately appeal to someone. Looking forward to them expanding more on her quirks like>goes around the city when off duty wearing a baggy hoody and listening to oversized gamer headphones>wears various kinds of sneakers and either plays basketball or is into skateboards>the one time where wearing spats is actually relevant to the character and not just lazy censorship>also probably wears a lot of tank tops and tight compression shirts with optional jerseysthe list goes on.
>>74064187210, 30, and those between look best. 5 is a bit close to simply transparent pantyhose which Koreans have conditioned me like a Pavlovian dog to also find erotic (search on Youtube for light erotic stripping vids of Gook models and you'll understand), so I now prefer that if we're doing low denier.I also like black opaque pantyhose/tights, but then the vibe is a bit different, like I want to deflower a conservative honor student rather than someone who knows they're being sexy wearing dark pantyhose.
>>740642170I'd try these at the start of the game. >Training (for SP gain)>Beta Charge>Shield Destruction>Double Edged
I don't remember so much hype surrounding a character since 2BAlso, anby my wife
>>740641818As have I anon, as have I.I want that battle track that plays in the second half of the trailer to listen to. It's so fucking good.
>>740641462i know some of these are probably paid and most of it is AI, but Evie already has more people drawing fan art of her in just a day since she was revealed than Eve ever did in 2024 up to 2025.
>>740642357I hope the hair customization allows us to give her bleached or white hair so I can cosplay Anby.
>>740642368that isnt evie
>>740627332Soon.
Should have been a literal brat.
>>740642368Because Evie is inherently memorable. Eve was memorable because she was the first Gook 3D anime girl (no, fucking Tera/Black Desert MMO characters don't count).
>>740642313
>>74064187210 or 15 but white
>>740642442im surprised he wasnt screaming pedo like asmon was
>>740642507only if it's lolis. White pantohose/stockings and lolis are god's gift to earth
>>740642442>Hey everyone look at my whoreWhy are normalfags like this? Surely thy must realize no one gives a shit.
>>740642564that's the thing with grifters. They are also picking opposing opinions to against other grifters for clicks and hoping to convert the other guy's audience to his side.
>>740635794These retards are going to make the cosplayer feel weird before the jealous hags do.
>>740642605they're extremely hot on petite women althobeit, your world will change
>>740627332Yes, me. Why do you ask?
>>740642564asmongold isn't nearly as functional as tectone
>>740642442>tectoneisn't this a rapist?
>>740642992Yes, he inherited the rape from his father.
>>740641462I like Eve, but Evie is brand new and has her own vibe.
>>740642654My thoughts exactly lol. This is a poaching opportunity.
>>740641529Wrong
>>740641462Eve walked so Evie can run.
>>740639419It should be a crime to expose innocent souls to this freak's ugly mug.
>>740642564Tectone does normally pearl clutch over this stuff but even he can see the bigger picture and not hyperfixate on that single frame where she looks like a squirrel with nuts in her mouth. Asmongloid is acting in bad faith and will probably walk it back eventually like he always does
I want the JP dub to have the voice actress go ORA ORA ORA at least once and I will preorder 5 copies
>>740642412I kinda want a hibiki suit
>>740632173what game is she from?
>>740643459nta but Vindictus
>>740643118They should give her this size canonically now that she's a mother
>>740643470neat. i like the animations from that game
Sex with this tomboy
>>740643534not evie
>tfw no cute sporty tomboy to have sexercise with
>>740643598fag
>>740643630uncalled for
>>740643336asmongold doesn't have anyone around him to talk him down from the edge anymore, he's entering his lolcow arc
>>740643534I think what makes Evie attractive this time around is that she's not that too chinky looking compared to Eve. She could totally be your next neighbor at the cul de sac from back in the 90s and she doesn't have a body that only a premium tier OF whore would have.
I'm trying hard mode and am already filtered
>not evie
>>740643630NO U
It's been a while since I've felt this invigorated.
>>740643336>will probably walk it backNothing to walk back here. She does look like a child in that first part of the reveal. It's like their ai model was fucking up and generated a different face or something.
>>740643749Save yourself the trouble and play on normal. HM is balanced around NG+. It's pure and constant gear checks and even if you git gud it's still a slog. HM exists so that your end game build doesn't immediately kill enemies in NG+.
>>740643749Hard mode was balanced around NG+ runs. Just go with normal mode.
which way gamer?
>>740643816It's a combination of that and her hoodie covering her chin and jaw so all the focus is on her right cheek. It's like people can't discern angles.
>>740643785not evie
>>740643785keep posting i wanna see the spammer get banned
>>740627218>evie_(stellar_blade) dark-skinned_male double_penetrationcan't wait
>>740643824>>740643853my gitgud pride wont allow it tho
>>740643816its the same faceshe looks the same age throughtout the entire trailer
>everything is le AItrying so hard to tank this game is sad
>>740643749New Game Hardmode feels it's worst until around till you reach lily since you're lacking beta meter and might not have unlocked that one ability that allows you to do that enhanced heavy attack that staggers. It actually forces you to actually learn the boss movesets since you actually have to wear down their shield and parry meter to do real dps
>>740643816boomer retard has no idea how ai works
this was my primordial desire
>>740644282bro has to be trolling
>>740644282
>>740643969Based white male
>>740644282>de dadacenters are dringing up all de wader so de frogs become homeless :DDDDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-N93eJiiR4
>>740627218...is my daughter(wife)
>>740644282>why is it bad?>propaganda A, propaganda B, and propaganda C of course!>source? Other redditors, of course!>downvoted, wise up next time :/+30505, -19
>>740644494
GET ON THE DANCE FLOORhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Ox7ifjz70
>>740644282>Human'sHonestly, what's the point of humans if they can't even pass 3rd grade English?
>>740644184Well, in those first seconds of the reveal her face appears to be even more child-like. A lot of people instantly brought that up when they saw it.
>>740642180It's just hags and fags gaslighting as usual
>>740644857That she does, and she stops looking like that throughout the rest of the trailer. I don't know why they obsess about it too much when the rest of the trailer is just high speed combat.
>>740644282>4 fingersam I missing something?
>>740627218The gauntlets are cool but I feel like they're a regression in tech compared to Eve's hair ornament turning into a sword
>>740644282People being shocked by shift up using AI is hilarious. Do they not see Kim retweeting AI every 30 minutes?
>4 fingers means AIyou are beyond stupid
>>740644970some anon pointed she has 4 phalanges on her ring and little finger. That or those fingers distal phalanges are too long
>>740627512white women really dont like asian women
>>740645017We see her having a reverse arm blade in the trailer. I'm thinking that instead of having a drone and her blood edge being her hair clip, Evie's arsenal will be in her arms so that she can seamlessly switch between weapons for combos. Remember Evie's getting more weapons than just fists. It could go something like>open up with cqc punches>switch to arm blade for an impaling strike>then finish off with a hand cannon and blast the target away into a wall
sorry mr. goldstein but I'll never ever be attracted to 50-year-old women
>>740645116People have been making finger mistakes for 10000 years.
ENTER
>>740645679Stop giving her big tits god fucking damn
>>740645679not evie
>>740644282>humans don't have that many fingersLisa, go to your room.
>>740645736make me you fucking clown
>she doesnt have titsfaggot doesnt even watch the trailer of the game he spams
>>740645971now notice how she looks nothing like she does in that drawing
>>740645658true>>740635895>chow tai fookI want some fook with her tho
>>740645679completely off model
>>740645971She has soft droopy tits but not fatty enough to bulge out in the way how artists are portraying her.
>>740635895It reminded me of God of War 2
>>740646964cute
>>740646964smooch
>>740628697>>740628515Retard
the spammer camped the thread for 12 hours to spam 2 words
>>740628697>>740628515extremely high IQ posts
This game is pretty great
>>740643210those were my thoughts exactly i kept spamming in my head lol
>>740645679fixed it for you
>>740635794You love to see it.
>cddpwhat does it stand for
>evie looks like a kid>meanwhile lilyit really exposes the tourist
>>740647337Tummy worship
>>740647373you are no better than the woke fags turning women ugly crazy double standards
>>740647407Probably not true but I remember someone saying it stands for Colony District Defense Police
>>740636770What would they do to the Sanghellis?
>>740643517They do lips really well in Stellar Blade
>>740647441I remember them complaining about Lily a bit with the first game, but since EVE was the playable character, she got the brunt of the criticism. They were always just looking for a target.
>>740647407central district department of police
>>740647337Lily Supremacy (I do love my raven just as much tho)
>>740647441>it really exposes the touristdon't you know, anon? culturefags don't play videogames
>>740645084it obviously is AI though lolShift up's CEO has used it before, it's not really a secret. Personally I don't really care, but still.
>>740646170I hope they buff her nipples before launch. Just a small hint of the placement
>ai because i say somust be nice being a retard
>>740648802>>740648802Obvious how?
>>740627218nutting on her hair to make her mad so she punches me in the balls
>>740648985he wont give you a direct answer
>>740636770Halo is a dead IP.
>>740649860not evie
>>740648471Best girl
