Is there ANYTHING Samus can't do???
crawl
Impregnate others
>>740637716Be real
>>740637716Sit on my dick
>>740637716be in a good prime game after 1
Drive, work a job, teach, preach in the churches, vote, lol.
>>740637716She can't suck my PEENUS WEENUS My itty bitty PEENUS WEENUS Whoaaaa haha, I said PEENUS and WEENUS, please LAUGH AND CLAP LOL! LOOK AT ME, I'M SAYING SHE WANTS TO SUCK MY COCKOLA! WOWIE ZOWIE, I WISH SHE WERE SUCKING MY WIDDLE PEEPEE! HAHA! I HAVE A PORN ADDICTION! TEEHEEHEE! I MAKE PORN THREADS AND ERP UNIRONICALLY! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Are you happy now, OP?
>>740637716Save people.
>>740638037>be in a good Metroid game after PrimeFTFY, niggas is so desperate they eat up awkward, creatively destitute, visually disgusting shit like Dread and... oh, I guess that's really all there's been that wasn't explicitly embarrassing.
>>740637716Shit on my face. I dare her to try.
The Flood would probably beat her, Captain King only got lucky and is a notoriously lucky person.
>>740637716Get naked and have a massive penis. I would fuck her for days.
>>740637716How does she pee ?
Have a good character and personality
>>740640321Sitting down like a girl hoihoihoihoh
>>740637834Came here for this
>>740637716She can't stop getting concussions at the beginning of the game
>>740637875>He doesn't know
>>740637716save her parents and friends>>740638037Prime 2 is the peak of the series, Prime 3 is a good game too despite its flaws
Getting official games made by Nintendo where you can fuck her.
>>740640321out of her feathered cloaca that is both vagina and butthole
>>740640321in my mouth