>[Insulin Administered]
>about the burger I owed you
I legitimately confused this for another starfox shitpost thread. Well done.
>rise and dine, mr freemeal...
>Don't drink the milkshake. They put something in it to make you forget.
>>740649276jej
Gordon Fatman in the flesh, or rather in the food suit
Grok, turn Gordon freeman into Gourdon Freeman.
>>740647701>EAT THE STRELOK
>>740647701>Gourmet Feastman, I presume?
>Gordon Fatman is so fat Dr. Breen needs two city scanners to take his picture
>That's the old passage to Planet Fitness. We don't go there.
>>740647701Gordon finally looks American.
>>740647701>vending machine depleted
>>740650421kek
>Colonel Odessa Whopper at your service
>>740650110>Gordon Fatman>not Gordo Freeman
>>740651115>not Colonel Ordersa WhopperONE JOB
>Gordon ate all the donuts
>YOU, CITIZEN.>COOK FOR ME.
>Pick up that cake.
>Thyme, Dr. Fatman?
>>740647701>......(heavy breathing)......
>MY>ASS>IS>HEAVY
>>740647701Imagine the speedrun
>Welcome, welcome to dinner #17.>You have chosen, or been chosen to regurgitate in one of our finest gourmet centers.>I gorged so much of dinner #17 that I delected to establish my food rations here, in the Syrupdel.
We cannot forget those whose cords you ate. A diet is not ours to bestow.
Individual, you are charged with capital malnutrition. Anti-eatizen status approved. Attention, ground units - anti-eatizen reported in this community. Code: cater, sustain, serve.
>with my gut and your lard we'll make an excellent team.
>Gourmand Feastmen
>Tell me, Dr. Feedman, if you can: you have eaten so much — what is it exactly that you have cooked? Can you name even one thing? I thought not."
>>740651173>I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAT
>sometimes, I dream about cheese.
>i want you to go through this doorway>ahh, that would be a considerably large nudge
>Pizza, Dr Fatman?>Is it really Pizza again...?>It seems as if you only just dined...
>YOU STUFFED UP MY FACE
>>740652865KEK
>>740647701Papa John's 3 never ever
All right, Gordon, your suit should keep you hungry through all this. The dish will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so good as to start the convection sequence, we can bring the Anti-Fat Carbometer to eighty percent and hold it there until the meal is complete.>Very good. We'll take it from here.Power to stage one broiler in 3, 2, 1...I'm seeing predictable Maillard Reaction numbers.I have just been informed that the dish is ready, Gordon. It should be coming up to you any moment now. Look to the eating of your meal.>Standard consumption for a nonstandard high caloric specimen. Go ahead, Gordon. Eat it.Gordon, we cannot predict how long the dish will stay tasty under the blanket of cheese, nor how long the digestion will take. Please eat it as quickly as you can.>Wh-what's he doing in there? He's not supposed to eat all of it! The sheer amount of caloric intake will-Get him out of there! Shut down the kitchen equipment and someone get him out!
>>740649276The right meal at the wrong place makes all the desserts
The boomer and millennial generations are literally going to die waiting Half Life 3 will never happen give up
>>740647701"Protection team alert: evidence of anorexic activity in this community: code breakfast, lunch, supper."
>>740651239>Why do we all have to eat these ridiculous pies?
>>740652865>AND NOW...>YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DINE
Unforeseen Condiments
The Black Mess Hall Incident...
this is a red lettuce day
Balm for your affliction, child!
>They're waiting for you Gordon, in the salad bar.
>>740653961>The boomer and millennialGen X xisters......
