I can fix her
>>740656858HASHUT HASHUT HASHUT
the goon god looks like the least painful of the bunch
>>740656858me on the bottom left, hooking up with the bottom right
>>740657163>He doesn't know
Papa Nurgle. He may be gross as fuck, but at least there will be no pain or suffering.
the gooner one...
>>740657163>turns you into a harp
VIDEO GAMES
>>740657416As average joe you'll also just become unthinking automaton zombie. Essentially dead from your perspective, but useful tool to be thrown away at Nurgle's enemies in human wave tactics.
>>740657441I hope you enjoy getting raped in both your ears while your asshole gets blown out by a demon with a tree trunk sized dick wrapped in barbed wire.
>>740657416Until you displease him and he decides to turn off the pain inhibitors. Nurgle doesn’t really take the pain away, he just leaves you in a state where you don’t really notice it anymore.
>>740657629So, no change from my current existence.
>>740657629I'm fine with that. With Chaos, being an unthinking, nonsentient blob that feels nothing is the best you could hope for.
>>740657163yeah about that
>>740656858HASHUT! ASTRAGOTH! ZHARR-NAGGRUND!
>>740656858This is /v/, I choose contrarianism.
Is Inquisitor Martyr any good? It's by the same devs(or publisher, not sure) as King Arthur and I liked that game.
The bottom right looks attractive.
The only two "good" outcomes are you actually get nurgle's attention and some cool blessings or slaanesh makes you a cenobite and tortures your balls for eternity but you like itAt best with tzeentch you are the last pawn to be sacrificed, with khorne you get completely ignored until you fuck up, then you become a part of the skull throne
Khorne’s the most straightforward option. Being in a constant feral rage sounds absolutely exhausting, as does making sure your buddies don’t whack you in their own rage, but I’ll take that over being a walking pussball/living hive under nurgle, being a slaaneshfag viciously obsessed with excess and pleasing a god who might curse me to dance forever because I couldn’t anticipate how quickly they lost interest with my antics, or wondering if today/yesterday/tomorrow is/was/will be the day Tzeentch decided I needed to be a chaos spawn for his 16d chess game. Kill shit in a fight, don’t be a dishonorable faggot about it, try not to die.
They're all going to turn me inside out in one way or the other so it doesn't matter which one I choose.
>>740657645i would absolutely love to get gaped by monster cock
So... why are the chaos gods spreading chaos?Seems like they will do just fine in their own realm.
>>740657829It's kind of boring, honestly.
>>740657829Dunno how much better i gets in the late game but early on its quite boring, not much going on skill wise for an ARPG, you get 4 per weapon type which are all just "shoot but slightly different"
>>740656858Khorne, I guess? At least he's straightforward and even trustworthy at times.
>>740657829Same dudes that made the Van Helsing ARPG, it's pretty boring but.. if you like 40k...
>>740657958He’s trustworthy in the sense that he’ll at least stab you directly in the face rather than in the back. He’ll still100% going to murderfuck you though.
>>740656858None of them look like that. Khorne is described as having a dog head.
>>740657967I liked the Van Helsing games so I might check when it's on discount for less than five euros.
>>740657967If you'd have said they made Victor Vran I'd be interested since I like how arcadey/stage based that was.
>>740658109They don't have a single shape, they can be whatever the fuck they want. They're just emotion manifest.
>>740656858Tzeentch, i have a plan.
>>740656858I'm angry at the world and I hate everyone so khorne. Or if he exits malal because everyone includes myself, especially myself.
>>740656858I'm beginning to notice the visual shorthand for "demonic" is teeth or horns on one's neck.
>>740657163the 'least painful' would be unironically Nurgle.
>still no w40k battlefront clonewhy won't they just listen
>>740657116>>740657771Shalom
>>740656858Fuck of with your edgy Bullshit I got stars to ponder
>>740656858Tzeentch because I'm smart
>>740657853Slaanesh's whims are all over the place, but is still probably your best hope for a "good" outcome. Sigvald and Doomrider got it pretty good for the most part.
>>740656858>Which way, chaos-curious manAway with you, heretic. I only serve Him.
>>740659276i love him
>>740657163You got it completely wrong
>>740660148He was a lot cooler before they explained everything.
>>740659275Tzeentch is unironically the worst option to pick
>>740660253Horus Heresy really is the Prequel Trilogy of Warhammer... (heheh..)
>>740657163Sauce?
By Sigmar, purge this thread.
>>740660148>serving a rotting corpse used as a battery how cucked are you?
>>740657163The pain? The sweet, sweet, pain?
>>740659276Fabius bile also, he doesn't even know he's one of Slaanesh's greatest champions with his desire to perfect genetic manipulation
WFB > 40K
>>740657163jej
>>740660465Nah, Slaanesh wishes she had Fabius as champion (and the EC also wish he was their comander). Fabius on the other hand is a free agent that doesn't give a shit about them and is one of the most important Chaos dudes in the setting. Normaly Slaanesh should be super butthurt about it, but she probably enjoys getting blueballed.
>>740660262It's ironically the best though
>>740660743Tzeentch literally will just turn you into an abomination randomly, even if you never fail
>>740660743Birdboy is pretty much the only one guaranteed to fuck you over even if you please him. Well Slaanesh might be too, but at least it would be a good fucking. Point being is that the other 3 reward their followers and actively aid and bless them. Tzeentch will fuck you over at some point just because that's his nature.
>>740660737Doesn't mattet what bile thinksHis heart is full of desire, he may spew a bunch of cope about being in charge of his own destiny but everything he does empowers she who thirsts because at the end of the day, doing whatever you want is the best way to worship the god of desire
>>740660743Give me one reason.And no, Tzeentch worship being literal chaos casino isn't a good thing. Everyone likes to see the efforts rewarded accordingly, even if say efforts are chopping heads, never taking a bath or using a cactus as a dildo.
>>740657163Its the reverse
>>740660992You can say that about every single chaos worshipper, all of them indulge on excessive desires, even when serving other Gods.
>>740660829>>740660956>>740661007Guys, please stop being lorelets.
>>740660148>imperisimp catfishingOld pic, post how he looks now
>>740660253I hope they never reveal His real name. Or if they do, it should be 'Alpharius'.
elves
>>740661143I told you to provide a good reason. Like, one that would make me pick Tzeentch.
>>740661007Daily reminder Tzeentch threw his most loyal lord of change down a bottemless pit of deep warp basically for teh lulz
>>740657905no chaos in material world means no chaos in warp means they stop existing
>>740661313i thought that was a fanmade thing and that the well in the warp doesnt exist
>>740661313He also is the only one of the 4 Chaos Gods to relinquish his hold over the souls of one of his champions(Ahriman) because he thinks he served "enough"When Ahriman dies his soul won't be sucked into the deepest corners of the Warp and turned into an eternal slave forever, Tzeentch will let him die in peace. None of the others ever did that, gave someone mercy.
>>740661279Why is she dressed like this.
the most based ones
>>740661489these dummies shove maggots in their rounds
>>740656858Tzeench's philosophy isn't inherently bad, change isn't evil. His preferred kind of change and his scheming is, though.The other 3 are all negatives no matter how you look at it.
>>740661143Are they wrong? The god of CHANGE is the least consistent one. The worst kind of boss.
The problem with Tzeentch is how badly he is written. He's nothing but a moustache twirking asshole that fucks you no matter what
Tzeentch has the best aesthetic, so him/For how much a fuss Slaanesh makes about being perfect and beautiful Tzeentch mogs him effortlessly
>>740661430>erratic behaviour being unsual in a positive direction once means erratic behaviour is good
>>740661609He's quite consistent on making everyone that worships him miserable.
>>740661565Tzeentch would turn you into a from with wings who gets eaten in one of his schemes even though he could probably make the scheme work without that element being part of it just for the hell of it, in fact he would turn you to a ugly thing just because it made him giggle and he is know to fuck people over including his own servants and schemes because it serves another plan or because he doesnt want to win to make sure he can keep scheming or because he is a shit eating troll
>>740661565Nope. Khorne as honour and strenght. Nurgle life and acceptance. Slaneesh has...gay artsy stuff, yeah (s)he is bad.
>>740661430Yeah his gift to Ahriman is to be reduced to dust. It's both a pottery based ending and not want Ahriman wants. He's still getting fucked over, it's just that us normies view that as better than eternity as a chaosspawn or some red incel cyclops demon prince.
>>740661773frog*into an ugly*known*ftfm
Idk how it is in 40gay(shit setting) but in Fantasy Tzeentch champions are explicitly both the rarest and the strongest out of all the champions of the Chaos Gods. He has the narrowest road, the so called "twisting path" and 99.9% fail (as opposed to the 99.5% for the other Chaos Gods) but if you do reach the pinnacle you will be the most pimped out a mortal could possibly become.That's the appeal, highest risk, highest reward, with arguably the highest metaphysical goal too, of becoming a master of your own destiny.
>>740661813slaanesh has perfectionism and pleasure and honing your craft but they are ALL bad ideas nonetheless
>>740656858which one will reward sloth?
>everyone picking the "gooner" godYou could serve Slaneesh by flaying the skin of your victim, keeping him alive with technology and magic, pumping him full of drugs to amplify his pain, ensuring he can never die, only feel pain for 100s of years, or until you get bored. Such a fate would be the good ending.
>>740661848gross, fantasy
>>740657645Bro he was already sold, no need to convince him further
>>740661819Except it's from the POV of a Chaos God. Chaos Gods know how much serving them sucks, they are aware of the eternity of torment that awaits their mortal followers. In the eyes of Tzeentch, letting Ahriman die is genuinely the greatest possible mercy he could offer, even if Ahriman himself thinks he would prefer daemonhood, or more power, or whatever.
>>740661910It's ten times the setting 40k is.
>>740656858I shit on Tzeentch
>>740657905It's in their nature.
>>740661974nah, looks a bit generic except the skeletons though I don't think they are in "Fantasy"
>>740661813Slaanesh most attractive point is its early worship, when she gives you all you wish. But yeah, it's 100% bad in the long run.
>>740661848>becoming a master of your own destiny.only a retard would believe this
>>740657905In 40k they are created from the emotion and experience of mortals, and so spreading their doctrine and corruption is how they continue to existIn Fantasy/AoS they're interdimensional parasites that just want to consume everything because they are quite literally the ultimate evil of all existence.
>>740662091>AoSkys
>>740656858Malal my beloved
>>740657905They exist because of the races in the galaxy. They are physical manifestations of the emotions we have. They exist because we do.
>>740660298Because of how inconsistent it is, it's simultaneously the Prequel and Sequel trilogy, but not once is it the Original trilogy.
>>740662067Whether it's true or not is irrelevant, plus you're literally looking at a bird's eye view of the setting and taking a stance based on that. Imagine being some norscan raider, and you hear whispers of power, of being your own master, slave to no one but yourself, if you simply follow the path that is shown. People who worship the chaos gods don't have the benefit of having the black library books, or the warhammer wiki available to them, they're going by what they have, and it's never a lot.
>be follower of tzeentch>do everything you’re supposed to >he gets bored and turns me into a giant eyeball and tells me it’s his plan >be follower of nurgle>my previous ailments are gone >travel by warp >some psyker does something to me>look in the reflection of the ships window>im actually a horrifying zombie with my guts spilling out and suddenly i feel like I’ve been stabbed 20000 times and i start screaming and clawing at my face>be follower of slaanesh>attack space marine >i lose >daemon promises to help me>he lies and buttfucks me for 5000 years >be follower of khorne >me and my buddy attack a planet >I destroy an orphanage and he spends 30 minutes having trouble killing a soldier >I give khorne a ton of skulls while my friend loses an arm and brings khorne one skull>khorne chops my head off and makes my friend a daemon prince
>>740662138based
>>740656858U turn
>>740662208NOT ALL SKULLS ARE EQUAL
>>740661813The point for all of them is that the foundation of emotions and principles are not bad, and can be good and necessary. But Chaos, being Chaos, is those things taken to excessive extremes where any good is obliterated.
>>740661331Fuuuug. Sorry, bros, but I gotta go with Slaanesh.
>>740656858Tzeench because I'm mentally ill.
>>740662067This is how people willingly fall to Chaos
Does anyone have the excerpt where some human was helping the t’au because the t’au were giving them aid while the imperium didn’t and I think the templars didn’t understand why humans would help xenos
>>740662067Not really, Tzeentch genuinely enjoys the chess game he has with every single one of his followers. It's always a continuous struggle between you and him, and as long as you entertain him and don't fuck up too bad, he's more than happy to let you loose and do your own thing.He actually hates it when his followers just blindly worship and serve him, he'd much rather you try to swindle him and have your own goals instead.
>>740656858Khorne. Must be so liberating to not think about anything but violence.
Which chaos god is most likely to be a hecking based and redpilled 4chan.org racist incel chud?
>>740662583Beings of this magnitude are smart enough to understand that racism is pointless.
>>740661331How is Khornes pussy cape attached?
>>740662583Beings of this magnitude are smart enough to understand that racism is true.
>>740656858I used to be a Nurgle for life Boi till I took the Slaanesh pillSpeed is power! Never let anyone else tell you otherwize
>>740661870Thats gay artsy stuff.
Cna I pick undivided?Honestly it doesn't really matter for most people, if your not a space marine your just the lowliest of puppets and it depends on who finds you firstYou could be a super buff guy who loves slaughter but if a herald of nurgle gets you then you'll be shitting out nurglings
>>740662663Could be magnets.
>>740657163and that's how they get you
>>740656858I'll just take my Khornate gains, sir.>COME BACK HERE YOU COWARDS
>>740662721How do they work?
>>740662527Tourist
>>740662758She is blood thirsty, so she has lots of blood.Lots of blood means lots of iron and magnets are attracted to metals.
Does picking the great horned rat mean I get to have gay sex with all the cute rat twinks(cuntboy)?
Khorne is pretty much straightforward but you will be a mindless, angry screaming retard all the timeTzeentch is a schemer and will fuck you over even for the lulz, there's also no community since everyone will backstab and scheme over one anotherNurgle is malevolent and diabolical, despite his relative positive demeanor compared to the other 3 you will get fucked up and be punished over the smallest failuresSlaanesh is the worst god to become a patron of, all your gooning and excesses will be amplified with your own pain and Slaanesh doesn't really care about his/her/xir worshippers
>>740662138Based, I fucking hate Chaos
>>740662745
>>740662208>khorneUmm, yeah? Should have went after someone who can defend himself. Khorne is quite clear about this.
>>740660253This era in general is defined by over explaining and deconstruct everything and I'm fucking sick of it
>>740662514this guy is fucking retarded
>>740662583Mindbroken
>>740663067khorne cares not from where the blood flows
I take Nurgle so I don't have to feel anything when I become a rotting mindless wreck
>>740663226Nah he (ie the writers) are fucking schizo on this. Sometimes he wants to be honourable combat, hence he fucked over Skarbrand but Arbaal gets a pass. Other times it's entirely irrelevant who the donor is.
>>740656858>Slaanesh is supposed to be the weakest of Goddesses>Slaanesh is powered by the EXCESS of other Chaos ''gods''Mommy Slaanesh now and forever. REVEL IN EXCESS
>>740663226We're talking skulls, not blood.
>>740663438Xhe is the trooned out disappointing little brother
>>740656858Nurgle used to be my favorite until they became the space marines of chaos and were endlessly pushed over and over until I was sick of them. Now I'm a Slaanesh enjoyer.
>>740656858Kind of annoyed that the Chaos route in Rogue Trader is Tzeentch-aligned even if I spend most of the game acting like an aggressive retard.
FOR SIGMAR
>>740662583Slaanesh's influence on /v/ is almost total
>One of the coolest and most tragic characters>turns into GRGRGRGRGRR SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE garbagecringe
Khorne is the god of gains, and you get a complimentary chain axe.>BREAK THEIR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKS
>>740663517Nurgle became so pushed because his easy and innofensive, so you can slap a PG13 rating on itKhorne is +18 violenceTzeentch actually takes effort to make something fun that looks smartSlaanesh is advertiser poisonNurgle is the only option left and they still have removed the mushed entrails for mouth bellies which is retarded
>>740656858BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
>>740662208if anything Khorne rewarded honesty here plus it was probably more entertaining to watch
>>740656858This thread deserves exterminatus
I want a Khornate gf to beat up and rape.
>>740662208Stop selling me on Slaanesh, I like Khorne.
>>740663517Meant to say "Ultramarines of chaos">>740663656I just hate how cartoony they made their models look
Kill Chaos
>>740662814>but you will be a mindless, angry screaming retard all the timeSo just an average /v/ poster?
>>740663965I've had Ghoulslayer sitting on my shelf for months because every page is "Blimey! We ought in-universe-jargon the in-universe-jargon or else the in-universe-jargon will in-universe-jargon the in-universe-jargon!"
>>740657163lolLmao even
>>740664076>Ghoulslayer>Age of Trannymaryou only got yourself to blame
>>740662583has to be slaanesh considering half of the threads are meant to be lust provoking
There’s not a lot of cool guys to like in khorne. Slaanesh has Eidolon, Nurgle has Vorx, Tzee got the changeling and Ahriman. Who do I root for in khorne? Fucking kharn? lol. I did feel bad for the night lords guy who was killed because everyone accused him of murdering their brothers.
>>740663868There's no need to rape a gf.
>>740664282You hope they finally get Angrons nails out.. ;-;
>>740656858I don't need to choose......
>>740663987But buff
>>740664334Do you think that a genuine Khornate woman would let you have sex with her without a fight and struggle?
>>740657771How do I achieve this build?
>>740657059>her
>>740663542more like ligmar
>>740663868Based and ryona pilled.
>>740664282Angron, was born a slave, never got to choose his own destiny and will serve eternity as a slave
>>740661489This. I have never interacted with tabletop minis, but the tubby nurgle marines look awesome. I hope they will eventually get added to either the new total war of dow4
>>740664409ok NIGGASH
>>740661489>smell like shit >win
>>740664409Sigmar literally caved Nagash's head and he wasn't even a god yet
>>740664442Angron is a shit head. Even Skarbrand has more sympathy.
>>740664391Still then wouldn't be technically rape. It's foreplay.
>>740664409>trolled and owned by the fucking rats THRICEI would end-kill myself if I were you, Nagash
>>740664498>a win condition for total war 40kbrehs..
Sigmar is the only way
>>740656858Started out as pure imp guy but got tseentch curious.
>>740664571it always bugged me that Saltzpyre is a Middenlander and not an Ulric worshipper
>>740660503Truth NUKE
>>740664501That was just Nagash being a retard tho. He is definitely far stronger than Sigmar.
>>740662663with those 2 rings?
>>740664571Didn't Sigmar and his entire world get consumed by chaos and is canonically all dead and over?
>>740664669>Warrior priest of UlricIf only
>>740656858>absolutely ZERO benefits>not even trading your soul for power, you don't get power>nothing but downsides/v/ is contrarianism incarnate, so here's your option
>>740664747Sadly, they wanted to resell the same plastic toys but under a new name
>>740664747yes and that's a good thing, better being dead than modified for (((shareholders)))
>>740662378There's a cock behind that loincloth btw
>>740664832Yes but it's a cock with a pussy I can fuck at it's tip.
>>740664797Being a normal person in 40k is either getting raped my chaos cultists or death by the imperium since they're also retarded. At least you get euphoria for being a nurgle cultist
>>740657669Or you get cut off from the warp and instantly go insane from the agonizing condition of your body.
Southlander bros... Our response?
Bros…..Uzas gunned the trigger of the chainaxe for a moment. Raindrops sprayed from the whirring teeth.‘Talos has lost his patience with me many times in the decades since we fled Tsagualsa. Yet he has always treated me fairly. Always defended me. Always remembered that I am his brother, and that he is mine.’Uzas…’‘I’ve been so blind, haven’t I? Answer me this, Cyrion. How many times did you slay to sup on the crew’s fear, and stand by while I was blamed? As I pull through the broken memories, I can recall my true hunts, and too many instances of losing control. But nothing like the amount I’ve been blamed for.’‘Don’t seek to blame me for t–’‘Answer me!’ Uzas pulled his helm clear, hurling it aside and facing Cyrion barefaced. His scarred, stitched, broken-angel features were contorted by hate. Blood still painted one side of his head, and one eye socket stared hollow, still not quite wedged shut by the wound. ‘How many of your sins have damned me?’Cyrion smiled at his brother’s slipping control. ‘Over the centuries? Dozens. Hundreds. Take your pick, madman. What do a few more souls matter in the harvest you’ve reaped alone?’‘It matters because I am punished for your sins!’ Spit sprayed from Uzas’s lips as he screamed. ‘The others despised me! How much of that blame can be laid at your feet?’Do you know how many times my thoughts have cleared, only to be confronted by a brother enraged at me for slaying some vital member of the crew?’ Uzas spat over the side, his face even more hideous now the rain had washed away the blood. His skull showed where the left half of his head had suffered the skin being ripped away. ‘I killed dozens, yet bore the blame for hundreds!’ He raised the weapons in his fists, displaying his red gauntlets. ‘These are your marks of shame, Cyrion. I wear them because you are too weak to do so”
>>740664797Are there even any human followers of the Horned Rat? He has to enslave and force his own people to worship him so I doubt many would do that voluntarily.
>>740664535But practically it would still be rape because you'd have to force yourself on her.
>>740664984Read skavenslayer if you want deep skaven lore
>>740665067But once you've forced yourself she'd be ready and willing, it's a complicated nuance.
40k lacks the soul that fantasy brought to the table
>>740665164Indeed.
>>740665168Karak Eight Peaks is a fucking shithole and not worth the three way gangbang about who will control it.
>>740665271
i think warhammer sucks
I like when the gods decide to screw over another one like nurgle when he did the plague wars and tzeentch and khorne seethed
>>740656858Which one is the chaos god of just let me play videogames in peace?
>>740665271when the End Times came and the world was being devoured by Chaos, the White Dwarf resurrected ALL DWARFS and they all went fighting into the void to avenge the Grudges
>>740656858sons of malice
>>740665589noneyour best bet would be to become a vampire
>>740664957please be futa
>>740665589>khorne is the guy who yells at you to play football with him >slaanesh tells you to get up and go to the club>nurgle would probably play with you but he stinks like shit constantly that you’re forced to leave >tzeentch doesn’t mind because he’ll probably just cut off the electricity or fuck your game over
>We will never get a vermintide setting without the end times
>>740656858If chaos is just pain/agony, why would anyone want to be chaos-curious? What would be the benefits for you?Warhammer really sucks.
>>740665931But the Vermintide is a part of the End Times...
>>740666001It ain't fair bro
>>740665931>average slayer using ult
>>740657116based based based
>>740665975>your life fucking sucks>some guy tells you he can make it better>he leaves out the part about getting raped/tortured/killed by demons for eternity>???>profit
>>740665975Chaos is insanity inducing. The vast, vast majority are tricked or forced into Chaos corruption.There's a small handful that actually know what they're doing and benefit from it. And even then it's a highly questionable state of existence. That said, only Khorne makes any amount of sense.Nurgle promises salvation, makes everything worse and then mindfucks you into ignoring it, Tzeentch lies literally every step of the way before turning you into lolrandom anything and Slaanesh turns you so jaded you would do anything to feel anything.Khorne promises violence and delivers violence, no fine print involved.
>>740661434Human men
>>740661489Based
>>740665975Think about it from a normal human perspective. You’re a slave. Your master rapes your wife. Your master kills your children. Naturally you’re angry and you want revenge. You find him and stab him to death. You just signed your soul to Khorne.
>>740662663Pussy grip so tight, it can squeeze a bloodthirster's dick off with pure muscle
>Only one post mentions Gork and Mork, and its a zoggin grotGork and Mork are the best gods to worship, you are a git if you don't.
/v/ is 100% dedicated to Nurgle. Don't even try to deny it.
>>740660385>Serving gods that will literally laugh at you as you lay dying.
>>740666628Are those the joytoy ones? They look like they could become something special with a new coat of paint.
I don’t get drukhari lore. So they purposely kill because they think that’s gonna make slaanesh ignore them?
>>740667246They dedicate sacrificial souls to slaanesh so she looks the other way for a time.
>>740667334Ah ok
>>740667169I shower
>>740657802Total Chaos Death
>>740656858NO WAY
>>740666628I never realized how fun the little bug arms of the Blight lord could be until I saw someone doing stop motion with the Blight lord figure
>>740656858Not Nurgle, that's disgusting.Same for Slaanesh, I don't want to get sounded with razor wire or any shit like that.Tzeentch might be fun, although he will kaikaku you into the ass eventually just for shits and giggles.Khorne is just mindless fighting which is also tolerable.Preferably none of them though. No matter which one you pick, you will regret it.
>>740667246There's that, and they're also descended from the Eldar who created Slaanesh so they're just sick fucks at their core.
The Emperor of Mankind, you fucking heretic.
>>740668354>brownno.
>>740663438i had a dream about her, lust tentacles and all, acting as a streamer's mother. if i didnt run out that window to be a detective, i would of been screwed
>>740668354dead and busted
>>740667246They use the suffering of their victims to nourish their own soul which constantly gets sucked away by Slaanesh IIRC
As a Tzeentch enjoyer only the Blood Pact makes sense, really. Khorne is direct but apex in that way. At least for the average guardsman.https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blood_Pact
Slaanesh and Nurgle are the only ones I enjoy.Khorne is boring and Tzeentch is "lOl I Am ToO sMaRt FoR yOu" without actually being smart.
>>740668752Tzeentch has cooler daemons. Khorne is simple but fun.
>>740668541He's fine, he's just resting.
>>740667246Eldar souls are extremely bright in the Warp because they're all Psychic. There are two ways to remedy this; Training with spiritual conditioning, or obfuscation and psychic neutering. Dark Eldar go for the latter, and torture people to essentially camoflauge themselves in the suffering if others. Slaanesh feeds off that suffering instead of the Dark Eldars' souls.
>no one picked KhorneIs it because you will have to actually try for once in your life?
>>740668354Sigmar mogs that dusty unc
>>740657163Dark Eldar are but a glimpse into how much the sick fuckery goes.>>740669308If AoS leaks are to be believed, the dude will soon die an even shittier, graceless death than Sanguinius and Big E in The End and the Death.
>>740669279Khorne is the only safe option to be honest but le memes aren’t cool enough.
>>740669308Sigmar got bodied TWICE by a champion of chaos. Emperor didn't even lose to 4 chaos gods at once.
Unironically who the fuck picks Tzeentch? He's literally /r atheism+.>Uhhhhh ackshully! It was part of my plan all along!>Waking up to having a giant futa horse cock isn't grooming or gay dude, it's just part of the plan! It's totally le hecken valid! Just accept change bro!>Dude violence is so dumb! When my chaos god takes over I'll be sitting in a tower studying arcane tombs while Khorn chuddies work in the fields ahahaha!
>>740669402But surely if that's why you choose him, then he'll reject you for cowardice.
Khorne is the only cool one, the others are gay and cringe
>>740659116Shit, I never realized
>>740657802HOLY BASED!!! FUCK CHAOS ERASE CHAOSBURN THE GALAXY TO DESTROY CHAOS!!!!
>>740656858Slaanesh easily. He's the god of the individual and allows you the most freedom in the way you worship him. He tempts you with things that you actually like, instead of tricking you or making you sick or turning you into a retarded rage monkey.
>>740669450Tzeentch is quite literally the strongest god in the Warhammer canon. At one point the other gods realized this and all united to break him into pieces(which resulted in magic and psychic powers being embedded in all living things). And the current Tzeentch is only a piece of his real power. You don't want to serve your entire life besides three losers that will never win right? Better to serve a god that is destined to win.
>>740669951 Nigga look at the emperors children.
>>740657163That's the point
>>740660148Based and Humanity pilled.
>>740661489UH-OH STINKY!
>>740670006They look pretty cool to me.
>>740664409Are these just Necrons without the metal bodies?
>>740669951You join for one little thing like some degenerate handholding and before long you're putting guitars up your ass so you can play blasting music out your mouth.Nothing will ever be fulfilling. You'll always need more.
>>740669951Tzeentch is the god of the individual. His whole selling point is mastery over your own destiny, which is the most individualistic thing imaginable.
>>740669951I bet this guy think succubi are actually good too
>>740669424>Emperor didn't even lose to 4 chaos gods at once.Lol
>>740657163Hope you like sounding with razorblades
>>740670774He isn't on the throne because he's dying.
>>740670286This is fine.
>>740670774>is still alive, controlling the astronomicon, growing a larger and larger presence in the warp>becoming so powerful that an eldar seer looks at him and laughs at slaanesh in comparison
>>740669951>>740669976>t. ranny
>>740657059...her?
>>740667246Wrong.Essentially, Slaanesh has a claim on all Eldar souls, all Eldar have this spiritual wound in them. By acting in excessive and hedonistic ways, the Dark Eldar are metapohorically opening this wound wider, and allowing their soul to seep out for Slaanesh to slurp it up, while the Exodite and Craftworld Eldar trough their lifestyles keep this wound sealed and their bonds with soulstones in turn safeguard the soul upon death rather than letting Slaanesh devour it.The reason why Dark Eldar have to torture people is that this is how they sort of replenish their own souls, as extreme emotions and sensations are akin to nourishment for their withering souls. It is as if they are putting more water in a leaky bucket. The older the Dark Eldar, the more extreme and more of such extremes they need to keep their souls from withering away. Their depravity essentially opens the spirtual wound they have further and futher open while they themselves grow more cynical and bored of what younger dark eldar would still be enthrilled by.It should be noted that any eldar can become a dark eldar if they adapt such a lifestyle, and it is also possible for Dark Eldar to redeem themselves and adopt the lifestyle of a Craftworlder though it is far rarer given that they essentially would need a Craftworld to adopt them and grant them a soulstone. One Eldar novel features a former Incubi who has become a Striking Scorpion on a craftworld after he was captured by the Craftworlders and convinced to adopt their ways.
>>740670936>>740671105>the copelollmao even
>>740664396lash 500 slavesimprison 500 demons in machinestransport 500 tons of armor to the chaos wastesevery day
>>740671362Cope about what? The last Heresy books pretty much says the Emperor didn't chose the throne. He was put there by his son not understanding what it would do to him(basically stop his regeneration)
>>740670596>mastery over your own destinythere he goes againthis guy is either retarded or actively recruiting for Tzeentchthe moment you worship any chaos you lose all autonomy, you're just a puppet
>>740670463Yes your rage will never get quenched, you will never understand Tzeentch's grand plans no matter how much you learn, and Nurgle's never going to run out of fun new ways to turn your intestines to mush. That's just how chaos works, it never ends.>>740670596I've never heard anyone describe Tzeentch as giving his followers mastery over their own destiny. His schtick is the complete opposite, no? When you're his servant you are a pawn in some plan you will never fully comprehend.>>740670607Nah I prefer Imperial factions, but I've played so much 40k stuff I've found myself having opinions like "Slaanesh is the best chaos god"
>>740656858BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODSKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Tzeentch is basically the “oh you almost had it” guy in the insurance commercial. Just constantly going haha try again bro I swear you’ll get it next time
>>740670596lollmaoroflmaoenjoy the ride and being the ride at the same time
>>740669450average zeeeench follower
>>740670596The giant blue fuck will string you along and immediately turn you into a retarded mutant bird for having the audacity to think you're clever
is the emperor still an atheist?
Chaos is so lame in 40k compared to Fantasy
>>740671295Shoulda honk maxxed instead. It's the only real way to save your soul.
>>740671796>Dan Abnnet retarded capeshit circlejerk>canonno
>>740671921>>740671943>>740672273>>740672516>t. retardsI never said it was true, just like what Slaanesh offers isn't true either, but that literally IS his selling point, the reason Tzeentch cultists follow Tzeentch is because they genuinely think that the only way to be able to control your fate is through tzeentch and his blessings.And like most things chaos, this isn't necessarily entirely false, just not entirely true either.
>>740663602>hey my son im gonna put this thing in your head that makes you feel unimaginable constant pain and hatred towards everything lol>why???>uhh... because.... BECAUSE I SAID SO IM A LITERAL GO- I MEAN KING OF HUMANITY AND SHIT SO JUST DO IT OKAY???
>gets killed and pissed on
>>740667027They ain't real lil bro
>>740673260Yeah it's canon. Literally the basis for the new editions trailer. Continue living on cope lil bro.
>>740673693That's what happens when a gnat tries to slander a king.
I just think it’s funny how slaanesh and tzeentch are similar to get to. Like, if I want to learn more about something and I’m obsessed with trying to learn the facts and mysteries, will that lead me to slaanesh or le puppet man
>>740667230JT's paintjob is really good, but you HAVE to inkwash the Death Guard
>>740671796The Grey Knights codex also says that the final order given by the Emperor to the Grey Knights is to keep him on the throne no matter what, lol.The Emperor is a jobber and a loser, he doesn't have a billionth the aura as the CHAD Dark Age of Technology humanity. He's a literal tech barbarian larping as a god.
>>740672975>makes Custodes jobI know the Black Library rule is basically 'whoever's novel it is becomes OP', but fuck me.
Chaos is literally unbeatableImperiumbros...I'm losing hope...
>>740674060>Joytoy shit
Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED RANAALD
>>740674060Bro... where is your Skitarii Marshal...
>>740674009Just obsession alone isn't enough to get Slaanesh to notice you
>>740674194>Chaos is literally unbeatableAs it should be. It should be a grimdark setting where the Imperium is actively losing. Primarchs and Primaris and everything post fall of Cadia is gay and retarded.
>>740670340Necrons are actually tomb kings with metal bodies, WFB predates 40k by like... 10 years?
>>740673693Zesty
>>740674116>final order given by the EmperorNo, that order was given to them by Malcador(who is the founder of the GK). And this is reference in the last Heresy book Malcador appears in too.
>>740674265Also have these two guys and waiting for the icon bearer to arrive in the mail. Seethe
I’m a fan of nice chaos guys.
>>740674194>>740674419the energy being fed into the astronomican is literally purging the warp itself with the holy fire of humanitychaos isn't even winning in their own realm
>>740656858Khorne and Tzeentch.Nurgle if you like being smelly and Slaanesh if your cock no longer works.
>>740674410Isn’t it basically the pursuit of perfection? I want to be the best at this. I’m obsessed. I want to be the pinnacle.
>>740673693this nigga got a dick curtain
>>740674618Which is extremely gay and lame, because modern 40k is an extremely gay and lame setting.
>>740672975Living as universe's best clowns is not an easy road to walk, and means essentially abandoning ones own identity and becoming jokerpilled.
>>740674559Post ate my pic
>>740674759no, it's just that lorgar was right
>>740674618>the energy being fed into the astronomican is literally purging the warp itself with the holy fire of humanityNo it isn't.
>>740674794They really need to update those kits. Their age is apparent in their chunkiness.
luv Gorkluv Mork dun care 'bout anyone elsesimple as
>>740674895Lorgar is a piece of shit who stands for nothing.
>>740656858uh idk any of these guyswhat waits for me in each one
>40gay talkWho cares?Fantasy is literally a hundred times better.
>>740674424I know it predates WH40K but I'm curious if Tomb Lords were in Fantasy from the get go or were added in around the same time as Necrons later in the lore?
>>740672689>compared to Fantasy>Archaon gets passed around by everybody.
>>740674618the astronomican is failing lolit's fucking over
>>740674009If you want more knowledge that'd be Tzeentch for sure, unless what you're really after is some feeling of satisfaction you get from learning. Keepers of Secrets always seemed like such a strange name for a Slaanesh demon until I read that it's YOUR secrets they keep.
Being angry sounds a lot more preferable than the alternatives. And honestly, I'm pretty much angry all the time anyway
>>740674974>We can see that light. Those of us within the Empire of the Eye can actually see it. The Astronomican reaches even to our purgatorial exile, and to us it is no mere mystical radiance illuminating the warp. It is pain, it is fire, and it plunges entire Neverborn worlds into war.>Most of the Radiant Worlds are uninhabitable, lost in the lethal crash of conflicting psychic energies. Armies of fire angels and flame-wrought projections wage war against everything in their path. We call this region the Firetide. What made the Avernus Breach so valuable was its path, not its destination. It cut through the systems forever bleached bare of life by the Firetide, and into the calmer Radiant Worlds beyond. These are the star systems bathed in psychic light without burning in it.
>>740659116But warhammer israel (karak eight peaks) is ruled by goblins
>>740675236So it’s the intent that’s important?
>>740675136>Red Guy>Protagonist of a Robert E. Howard story>Blue Guy>Protagonist of an H.P. Lovecraft story>Green Guy>Protagonist of a Kafka story>Pink Guy>Protagonist of a Clive Barker story.
>>740674729That would be it, but there's also a point where it becomes about fulfilling very base desires and indulging endlessly, whether it's gorging yourself on the most exquisite food or getting the best dick and/or pussy you've ever had over and overIf it's an obsession with becoming the best wizard to feed your ego, then you're going to end up with SlaaneshIf you're trying to unlock the secrets behind casting certain spells for the purposes of enacting some plan, you're going with Tzeentch
>>740674895GW fucked up by having too many of the Primarchs be bald.
>>740671921no, you see I'm different, I alone for the first time will use Chaos as a tool, yes, I can do it, I'm special, just look
>>740674736But nothing underneath it.
>>740675365>A tiny flicker of light in an endless ocean of darkness>"purging"uh-huh
>>740675538he is a daemon now maybe the gods can give him hair
>>740675442Yes. Tzeentch and Slaanesh feed off different emotions, rather than the act itself what would attract them is what drives your obsession.
>>740675503I guess that’s how Lucius came to be. Makes sense.
Alpha Legion is a thousand times more Tzeentchian than Thousand SonsThat is all
>>740675452In that case Green Guy sounds the best
Is there any good Warhammer lore channels out there that's isn't a leftist and/or numale? And that actually knows what he's talking about
>>740675538No they didn't. Evil is bald.
>>740675668>a tiny flicker of light>visable across the entire endless ocean of darkness>tinyuh-huh
>>740675186This
>>740657163
>>740656858Chaos is a scam for 99% of its followers.The average citizen will just be used as canon fodder for sacrifices, mass torture or straight up rape.The only chaos worshippers who have any fun are the corrupted marines.
>>740675880Thousand sons don't worship Tzeentch. They are aligned with him. The only thing a TS cares about is himself.
>>740675945A lighthouse can also be seen from very far away, is it too bigger than the ocean?
>>740675880They are Malcador's greatest work, greater than the Grey Knights even. Malcador alone beat Tzeentch. Not even members of the Alpha Legion know what they're doing or why they do it. The Sigilite was the greatest schemer to ever exist.
>>740656858Ideally Khorne Realistically Nurgle
>>740675861Yes. He wants to be the best warrior for his own ego so he ended up under slaneesh rathee than Khorne
>>740676036>look how straight I am by posting half-naked midgetsFantasois are funny
>>740676203I am Alpharius btw not sure if that matters
>>740676367>instantly thinks of cocks and homosexualityInteresting.....
So why exactly isn't the sex and pleasure one just good stuff?Sex and pleasure are good?
>>740676367Nice projection
>>740676124very far away is not the entire ocean, that would have to be one big lighthouse and one big fire to see it anywhere in the oceanthe firetide is growing constantly while the emperor needs the same amount of psykers every day, he grows stronger and stronger as they feed him, the astonomican is not broken anymore it is serving it's exact purpose to give humanity it's own godcope more
>>740676723NO.Sex and pleasure are BAD. Killing and maiming people is GOOD.Get it right!
Khorne, Hashut, and Vashtorr are the only Chaos gods worth worshiping, because all of the other gods seemingly go out of their way to fuck you over. Funnily enough, all three are gods of violence and industry, to varying levels.
>>740665271but muh lost rune lamp technology...
>>740676097>The average citizen will just be used as canon fodder for sacrifices, mass torture or straight up rape.But enought about the imperium
>>740675861>>740676250I have never been more angry at a character than I have at Lucius at Istavan 3, what he did there to the loyalists and for such a shitty reason too.
>>740676830>implying it's the entire ocean and not just a tiny fractal local part>implying the chaos gods are even confined to the 40k universe(explicitly not the case given fantasy and aos exists)>implying the emperor is anything but an omega jobber that turned humanity into a failed specieslollmao
I'm a 40k passive tourist who absorbs 40k lore from friends who are enthusiastic about it. I know one of these is violence, another sex, another gross shit and another knowledge.So why is knowledge and sex bad? Why are people saying gross shit is the best one?
>>740656858I just think the birds are neat. That's all the motivation I need.
>>740673675Are you actually retarded? The slavers of the planet where Angron crashlanded were the ones to implant "the Nails", not Big E
>>740676964The average person in the Imperium lives a peaceful life, has no idea chaos exists at all, has no idea what xenos are, has never even seen a single space marine.
>>740677290The average person in the Imperium is hivescum. Like, 80% of the imperial population lives on hiveworlds. And hiveworlds are SHIT.
>>740676723Because that’s not how it works. You’ll get sex and then that’s not enough. So you want more evil shit. It gets worse and worse and soon it’s not sex anymore but just complete mental breakdowns and torture
>>740676640Why are you bringing up cocks all of a sudden bro? You gay?
>>740676890With Hashut I can't see that many downsides beyond just the standard mutations and even then they're pretty tame, aside from the occasional bull centaur being born
>no, you see I'm different, I alone for the first time will use Chaos as a tool, yes, I can do it, I'm special, just look
>>740658227>t. Tzeentch
>>740677142they were your words anon>a flicker of light in an endless ocean of darknessthat a flicker of light could appear in an endless ocean of darkness tells you all you need to know, and that flicker is growingit is early days for the new god of humanity, how long did the ocean exist without any flicker at all?
>>740677157Knowledge leads to knowledge of the arcane, spells that can control and distort the fundamental fabric of reality. Simply knowing certain things can instantly corrupt your soul and make you an instant target for things in the warp.
Reminder that the Chaos Gods unironically love you and only wish for the evolution and development of mankind.The ultimate human is one who basks in the Glory of Chaos, who accepts its Gifts and conquers existence in its Name.Hail to the Ruinous Powers!Hail to the Blood God!Hail to the Changer of Ways!Hail to the Rotfather!Hail to the Dark Prince!Hail Chaos! Hail Chaos! Hail Chaos!
>>740676097>Chaos is a scam for 99% of its followers.you mean 100%.
>>740674298>denies me loot in vermintide>denies me magic in total warhammerfuck this guy
>>740677570Yeah that's what I mean. Hashut rewards you for your service with an actual reward (power). Meanwhile Tzeentch "rewards" you by actively trying to screw you over.
>>740677157>>740676723The chaos gods are all 'sentient' blobs of emotion that feed off of people who are experiencing said emotions. It is in their nature to want you to experience said emotion as intensely as possible, they don't care whether or not this is healthy for you. Nurgle is the odd one out because he takes away your pain and suffering (that he probably gave you in the first place) and instead has you spread it to others.
>>740677951No, the Chaos Gods don't care about you at all but at least they're honest about it.Now if you'll excuse me I have a city to burn and a governor to troll.
>>740677157Khorne=violence and loss of your sanity Slaanesh=le heckin sex but actually it’s your senses tuned to 11 that destroys your sanity and corrupts your very nature because NOTHING IS ENOUGH Nurgle=rot and decay= yeah sure you’ll be pain free but that’s because you’re a hulking zombie and not because your god just magically takes the pain away and oh wait something happened to the warp and now all of a sudden you actually start feeling the pain and you see your innards outside of your belly >tzeentch=you finally managed to find some magical book you wanted to study but actually your god decides that book summons bird demons that turn you into a goop of tentacles lol better be careful next time loser
>>740677951Based and true and accurate.The Chaos Gods offer us ascension, evolution, immortality, to become something far greater than mere men. It is the ultimate fate of mankind to join the true masters of reality, the true Gods of the Universe, for we are their favored Sons and Daughters.
would ANY of the chaos gods just let you chillwhere is the god of sloth where their soldiers dont even fight and we just play vidya in our god's basement
>>740657163>He hasn't heard of pain pleasure.
>>740657163The goongod is the most painful of them thoThe least painful if papa nurgle because he will release you from all pain the moment you accept him
>they think chaos is good for youSigh....
>>740676723>Slaanesh makes your senses more acute>have the most incredible sex of your life, this is amazing!>but after a while, it starts getting... dull>you start adding some femboys to the mix to spice things up a bit>then animals>then children>next thing you know you can't even get a chubby unless you're having an Epstein party
>>740678794Isn’t nurgle basically that? Stagnation
>>740677249you just want to fuck a lord of change don't you
>>740678794That'd just be a very boring Slaanesh subfaction
>>740657416ThisNo suffering, no pain. Just happiness and comfyness
>>740678794This is us chillin in the garden
>>740678546The LOLSORANDUM part of tzeentch is so overplayedWhen I leveled through age of reckoning all the npcs fighting for the ravenhost were intelligent individuals who spotted snares before they happened
>>740657669You do not displease him, he is only disappointed you took the paracetamol
>>740679107NTA, but I can both think Lords of Change(male) look really cool and badass, while also wanting to fuck Lords of Change(female)It's a superposition.
>>740679241isn't the garden on fire
>>740656858Emperor protects
>>740679504That’s why Mortarion is in time out.
>>740677157>slaanesh is the sex godIt's more of a cenobite situation where you get bored of regular sex so you start ripping your skin off and shoving white hot rods down your holes, thinking it's amazing, then forcing other people to do it so they can love it as much as you.
>>740675880being sneaky = tzeentchianbeing dumb = khorne
>>740675503Maybe the best position to be in for that wizard is for those two chaos gods to fight over him. Slaanesh will try to feed his ego, Tzeentch will try to show him secrets, but as long as he doesn't commit to either one they'll keep trying to win him over with good gifts without any of the bad.
>>740665085>skavenslayer lore>entire book is thanquol backstabbing his alliesI guess you're right
>>740660465>Fabulous Vile
Lucius the perfect? MORE LIKE LUCIUS THE BETRAYER!
>wipe twice>*sigh*>good enoughWould nurgle be proud?
>>740678794Nurgle would let you do that but only if you passively give birth to his fecund host while sitting on your ass
I still don’t know what renegade space marines are. They’re just bad spaceMarines who aren’t chaos or are they chaos undivided?
>>740679945>wiping at allHe'd be disappointed
>>740679504Things regrow, i think nurgle may be somewhat good at that particular aspect of life
>>740664437why does this make my peepee a big peepee?
>>740680202You are high T.
>>740679945If you can't shart like a real nurgle patriot you don't deserve nurgle at all.
Chaos is LITERALLY the Aryan Faustian spirit in its truest, rawest form.Attempting Apotheosis by walking the path of the Chaos Gods, while fighting the very forces of Creation while keeping your own Soul and purpose intact is THE pinnacle of human will. To enter a primordial tug-of-war with the Gods and impress them so much that they give you power and glory and immortality is something Imperiumfags will NEVER understand. They aren't white enough.
>>740656858NurgleI'm already halfway to plaguebearer status anyways
Nurgle's greatest warrior is a gamer
>>740680836Chaos is for cringe faggot pseudsReal niggas go traitor but call chaos gay and retarded see: nightlords
>>740680024Lorewise they are just marines that rebelled against the imperium. Not necessarily chaos or evil but most end up being chaos aligned but lore wise they could just be tired of dying for absolutely nothing and rather either life peacefully in an aggry world, rule a part of the galaxy on their own or just split and each brother goes each way, likely turning as gang lords or mercs, also as crew in a roguetrader ship.
>>740679945You are less than 0.01% along the path of nurgle
>>740680129Iirc that part of nurgles garden is permanently salted, a persistent scar created by emps himself
>>740681308>nightlordsliterally kys
>>740680836lolBelakor was the only mortal that got close and the Chaos Gods bitch slaped him
WHAT THE FUCK DO THE ALPHA LEGION EVEN DO
Malice my beloved
>>740682141No one knows, not even the Alpha Legion
>>740677951Why do they like spikes so much?
*blocks ur path*
>>740682805Gotrek is too strong for 40k
>>740682095Nigga got too cocky
>>740682381Malice is gayMalal is the real Kill Chaos OG
>>740682914He actually jobs to real(non skaven) guns.
>>740682487The first ones had spikes so the Orks call them spikey boys, so now they all have spikes.
Thorne seems straightforward enough of “go kill shit”Tzeentch would probably just gaslight meNurgle would be awful, I’m not interested in getting trolled by the nurglingsIf I can get some Slaanesh pussy I may just say “fuck it what’s the worst that could happen”?
>>740682914gotrek got knocked out by a piece of debris in kislev lol
Chaos bros?
>>740683161Tzeentch doesn't communicate with his followers at all. They reach out to him unlike every other god. That's why the most successful mortals dedicated to him to don't worship him at all. Just let their deeds speak for themselves. The one time in Fantasy lore where Tzeentch wanted his people to do something he sent Kairos himself to tell them because they didn't respect the authority of the Everchosen at all(despite him being marked by Tzeentch).
>>740660148I LOVE THE BIG E
What exactly is the strongest thing? Khorne has the sword that can slice universes and those blue demon things of tzeentch write shit down or something that reveals Some OP shit
>>740659125Funny to think those things have humongous frog dicks
BLOODBLOODBLOODBLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Which group of Chaos God’s worshippers do your average guardsmen have the best chance against?
>>740684167Tzeentch in Fantasy lore is the strongest god(or at least was). He supposedly gets stronger the more decisions and thoughts sentient beings make. So when the chaos gods first entered the real world he got super strong and then all the other gods shattered him in what is known as the magic spells in the game.
>>740660253Warhammer lore in general has always been in a Catch-22 situation.It's cool and ballin, yet at the same time it is completely at the whims of a shitty bong company whose only intent is to sell miniatures and literally everything is secondary to that goal.Any artistry, SOVL and heart that happens in it is purely incidental
>>740684870Probably Slaanesh worshippers>Khorne worshippers shrug off lasgun shots>Nurgle plagues wreck people>Tzeentch rigged the fight already
>>740684870Slaanesh and khorne don’t seem too insane. Tzeentch would be the worst because of their mentally ill magic. Nurgle too but that’s just disease vs AHHH BIRD SORCERY
>>740684167The necrons supposesly have a galaxy gun (somewhere)
I want to get into reading more Warhammer 40kWhere do I start?
>>740685176Everyone laughs until your entire regiment is turned into a ash from a single pink fire wave.
>>740685438Reddit and I’m not lying. Just type warhammer 40k excerpts and you get good stuff that’ll make you go “I should read the whole book”
>>740685452>get hit by tzeentch warp fire>it does nothing>win the fight>get executed anyways because the commisar is afraid you've been mutated somehowJUST AS PLANNED
>>740685438anywhere that isn't 30k slop
>>740656858Tzeentch. But i would not be actually joining him, i am smart enough to take advantage of the powers he would gift me without me actually getting tricked by him.
>>740686557Ah but you see he tricked you into thinking that YOU tricked him but this is all going to his plan.
>>740686708Yep, all part of my plan too.
>>740685438https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/List_of_Novels#Novel_SeriesPick whatever sounds fun. I suggest Ciaphas Cain.If you want Space Marines like most people do, there's this:https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Space_Marine_Battles_(Novel_Series)Try to stay away from anything past the year 2018, it sharply went to shit at that point.
>Guy’s name is Horus Heresy>Big E appoints him warmasterWhat was the plan here
>>740686840I’m actually building an imperial guard army, any good stories with them? I’ll check out space marine shit too of course
>>740686820>>740686557>gets turned into a chaos spawn for no reason
>>740686820Indeed-CAW
Khorne seems the most chill ironically. Just kill shit in his name and you’re golden.
>>740684167In this order:>Non-Shattered C'Tan>Tyranid Hivemind>Pre-Shattering Tzeentch>Dark King Emperor>Chaos Gods>Regular Emperor>Eldar Gods
>>740687041Yeah, there's an extremely obvious answer:https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Gaunt%27s_Ghosts_(Novel_Series)The first book is is Imperial Guard 101 for beginners.
>>740687041>any good stories with them?Ciaphas Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!! and Dan Abnett's Gaunt's Ghosts
Isn’t there a demon that can destroy a world simply by being summoned? He has a long name. That’s op as shit.
NOOOOOOOOOYOU CAN'T DEFEAT ELDRITCH CHAOS ABOMINATIONS WITH FAITH, STEEL AND GUNPOWDERMUH SPACE MARINES
>>740685438Ignore this fucking retarded faggot >>740685839 Look up PDFs for codexes, army books etc. for detailed stuff and/or look up novels. If you want a more to the point explanation stuff go to lexicanum and other wikis but some stuff is off (this is the only thing lorefag youtubers do and you can read faster than they talk).If you want meta context as well as details go to 1d6chan articles as itll explain meta ups by GW's business decisions, lore changes etc.
>>740688285You smell bad.
>>740688162Small scaled battles taking place on one world > Galaxy wide battles with "AND BILLIONS DIED THIS WAR"
>>740665589nurgle
>>740688386Not as bad as Reddit or the retard shilling it for 40k content. The format is not only awful but their takes and views on it are half baked at best or retardedly wrong at worst. And even then most are just regurgitating other sources. Just read those sources directly.This is even before you get to the sin of shilling Leddit on this site.
>>740657163>he fell for it
>>740688162Technically that's what Space Marines do as well. Just at a faster rate and with bigger explosions.
>>740665931because 90% of the people who joint Chaos are tricked and a little retarded who don't read the contract they sign>my life on AB10 planet is shit, i work 14-16 hours daily and i eat fucking insects and rats>hello my fellow human, what if i told you life could get 10 times better if you follow those Gods? >oh boy, can't wait for fu.. oh shit, now i am getting raped for 1000 years the other 10% are psychopaths and freaks who want to rape/kill
>>740662583>khorne kills everything >this is heckin racism, sexism, etc>Nurgle poisons everything >this is heckin racism, sexism, etc>Slaanesh rapes and tortures everything>this is heckin racism, sexism, etc>Tzeentch is unironic schizophrenia>... >Perfect
>>740657163>falling for daemon trickery
>>740657163what is that image?
>>740672975Why don't all the Eldar worship the clown as he's the only (free) god they have left?
>>740688162And in the end the world of Fantasy was destroyed due to the incompetence of two BALD empirefags. Empires is such a deadly dose of cringe that I can't take anyone liking them seriously.
>>740692456Eldar never worshiped any god to begin with. Clownsfags were a niche in their society. The only god that actually could save the eldar is Khaine.
>>740692456A funny bone is hard to come by in a doomed species
>>740692881Khaine would get btfo by khorne
>>740656858the problem with this setting is kinda fucking boring, you have huge wars where billions die and "Gods" but all the shit happen in our galaxy, nothing outside of it>muh space bugsdon't carethe guy who told you what "Gods" are is that dude Fabius, they are just bigget demons, nothing morea real God will snap his fingers and the whole universe will vanish
>>740656858The chaos god of change? Leave him to me.
HASHUT!ASTRAGOTH!ZHARR-NAGGRUND!
>>740693075Khaine is the only real god of the Eldar. All of the rest got either killed by chaos or like the clown are alive only due to him saving him. Khaine may have lost but not even chaos is able to kill him. This is true in both Fantasy and 40k. Khorne tried to kill him all he could do was get angry at his impotence.
>>740693571>ASTRAGOTHUnironically kill yourself you loser worshiping whelp.
>>740685438Depends on what you like but for a basic primer: Ciaphas Cain for a fun story in the 40k universe. Something inquisitor focused if you want detective story in grimdark space. Take your pick of Eisenhorn trilogy by Dan Abnett or Vaults of Terra by by Chris Wraight. For Vidya Rogue Trader RPG by owlcat is a great introduction to the setting too.
>>740656858All four. Praise Chaos.
>>740685438Horus heresy trilogy
>>740693807You could have posted Zhatan at least.
>>740694259Astragoth and Zhatan both job in Fantasy while Drazhoath and his Black Fortress crew survive everything as the chosen of Hashut. Drazhoath won.
>>740672689>posts the shittier nu-archaon
Blood for the blood godSkulls for the skull throne
>>740688515>billionsGW will say some fuckass planet has 39 quadrillion people on it and then turn around and say that an orbital bombardment that covered half the planet only killed 100,000 people.
>>740695129They fucked up his drip with those retarded 40k pauldrons I fucking hate this curse in every fantasy settingfuck 40k and fuck Warcraft for it
