Applause please!
>>740659394>bard character>they're sufferable as fuck>terrible at telling a story without sounding full of themselves>random peasant quest giver gives a GOAT-ass horror monologue>bard-voiced interludes make you want to slap the skip button.Why is it always like this?
>>740659394She is the best Kingmaker companion.
>>740659609for some reason people think that Bards have to be gay reddit theater kids instead of proper artists
>>740660870Not even close
>>740661664Thank you anon! You are a good anon!
>>740661554artists are gay theater kids
>>740661834Maybe, but not all of them act like it.Gandalf's actor for example is as gay as they come, but he doesn't act like a gay theater kid
>>740661834Some become German dictators
>>740661664I won't have a Valeriefag slander Linzi.
>>740659394I liked her and I thought the idea of her being a narrator of the games story in a book she's writing as you play pretty cool.
>Can't fuck HalflingsWhy are the devs so scared? It's clearly a thing in the Fantasy realm. They always just pick Human or Elf.
>>740662650Nurah did nothing wrong
>>740662650You can fuck a dwarf in Veilguard
>>740662783She's a cunt and deserves to die
>>740662837Unless it's Harding I'm not interested.
>>740662837>VeilguardThat game doesn't exist to me
>>740662650Right?Also, dragons.And winter wolves I guess?
>>740662917Apparently it is Harding, but they changed her and she's less hot now.
>>740662917It's a character called Harding. If you think she's the harding you had in your head from the inquisition days or something else entirely, that's for you to judge I guess.
>>740663007>>740663012Didn't expect anything less. They ruined everyone already.
>>740659394Why cant you fuck this little bitch?
>>740661834Only the bad ones. Good artist is like a craftsman. Like a plumber or a car mechanic. Good artist understands the practical use of beauty. He strive to be able to create it on high quality and doesn't have the need to insert his ego in it.
>>740663157So bizarre, and the fact the studio allowed them to even make it to begin with is another bizarre thing. You may as well just avoid any game made in the US in the past decade or so.
>>740661664Crazy how these two pieces of garbage were the two straight only romances we had before Cassia came in clutch
>>740660870I don't even hate Linzy but no she's not
>>740663262You’re retarded. >doesn’t have to insert his ego into it Art is self expression. Egoless Art is what grok makes.
>>740662650devs are probably afraid of people comparing them to kidsI really wanted to fuck linzi, but I think dicking the writer of your story would skew things
>>740661783What!
>>740659394I genuinely don't understand the hate for Linzi. She's one of the most positive companions in what is otherwise a sea of miserable retards.
>>740667338Bitch stole my money
>>740663262Plumbers and mechanics are not artists, neither are they artisans. A weaver or a potter are examples of artisans, and painters or sculptors are examples of artists. The point of art is to connect yourself to a wider culture & emotionally process concepts that pertain to humanity's wider identity. To not value art is to have a world of autistic reductionist mentally ill morons who live in isolation from other people.
>>740667642It's not "your" money, it's the barony's money, and you would probably use it on something stupid.
>>740663157but that's more skimpy
>>740668121Hey come on, I'm an autistic moron that lives in isolation but I value art. A lot of autistic people are really into art. Even if most of it is Sonichu tier.
>>740667248Just have her put the pen down while doing it.
It's been years but whenever I think of Kingmaker I remember that one broken ropebridge that couldn't be repaired even though you could visit both sides and it still bothers me to this day.
>>740659394Growing up is realizing that the Linzi hate was overblown.
>>740668635>>740667248Plus she ends up polymorphed into a book, which would make having sex with her difficult.
>>740662650height of consent is a thing
>>740668859Of course it was, this contrarian shithole doesn't represent the fanbase at large, Linzi is one of the most popular characters.
>>740668196>it's the barony's moneyAND I'M THE BARON!
>>740667248>She writes extremely detailed descriptions of your nights together
>>740671390>and then the hero would thrust into me for hours and hours on end, we kept the whole party awake that night! phew, I could barely walk during our adventure the next day!
>>740670150Again, you would probably use it for something stupid & the barony needs a damn printing press.
>>740661664Crazy how these two amazing romances were the only straight romances we had before Cassia ruined everything
>>740672718NO IT DOESN'T LINZI WE ARE UNDER ATTACK BY TROLLS
>>740673731*prints a sign saying "no trolls allowed inside kingdom"*
>>740659394Imagine picking her up by the leg and slamming her over and over, knowing that before she croaks her ring will save her. Then force her to write a detailed passage in the book about it.
>>740674764Imagine fucking her and choking her to death and she gets saved right before the last sliver of life leaves her body
>>740668121>To not value artI never said I don't value art. I value the craftsmanship the artpiece can have, I value the wisdom it can have, I value the emotional impact it can have, I value the overall aesthetics it can have, I value how it can enrich the environment in which we live, I value that it can be a showcase of human excellence and I value how it can communicate the creator's character. But, I think that art becomes it's absolutely worst form, when it's made solely for the purpose of showing off the creator himself, who wants everyone to be talking about him and how how he's miraculous individual, and that's exactly what bad artists are. Faggot theatre kids. Hungry for attention and affection. Good artists don't feel like they're special snowflakes that everyone needs to know about. Good artists are humble and approach their work as a craft. Bad artist are entitled gay theatre kids. Good artists aren't.
>>740668196If it's the barony's money, it's even worse. She genuinely committed a crime harsh enough people get executed for it IRL.
Whom should i reclass into a bard in WOTR? Daeran?
>>740661554Because bards ARE gay theater kids. If they were artists they would be writing operas or orchestras, not singing at the gloryhole.
>>740677087BP are like 50 gold and she takes 50 or 100? Seems a fair enough wage for her considering she helps take over in the first place and is writing your biography, besides it's not like she took it entirely for herself, it was for the good of the barony and the building is worth more than what she paid. Plus she's cute so she gets one free pass at least
>>740661664I wasnt around when valanon was around but he sounds like a swell guyi also love her a lot
>>740677296Assuming you're using a mod that lets you respec from lvl 1 then Arue, or better yet, respec her into Inciter Skald
>>740668902Only if you're gay.
>>740659609>random peasant quest giver gives a GOAT-ass horror monologueThis is just a reference.
>>740659609>sufferableSo you have nothing wrong with the character
>>740659394im not one to advocate for burning books. but holy shit I will make an exception.
