I don't get it? He looks cute to me
He looks cute like a pet, not like a fur husband.
>>740675359Replace the bandana with a collar and he is your fur husband
Star Fox was never cute.He's always been a creepy looking taxidermy muppet.
>>740672152cute fatass :3
>>740676567uwu
>>740672152Why do people claim that he's fat? Is it insecurity?
>>740682539Yes
So who's playing the demo?
>that obvious, gross texture pop-in on his glove during the cutsceneThis game is going to look hideous in motion just like Zero.
>>740672152Nothing wrong with the designs.Furries were just mad it would be harder to sexualize a game for children and push their degeneracy onto underage kids. Won't stop them from trying.
>>740683364Stop projecting. You're the only one thinking about fucking kids.
>>740672152
>>740672152The head is fine, the problem is the rest of the body. Particularly the toothpick legs.
>>740682539Forced meme
Ruined
Is that Roger Craig Smith (Sonic/Wonder Blue) as Falco?
>>740685331many such cases
>>740682539It's less that he is fat, and more that he looks like a slightly over weight call center worker, retail worker, or even possibly a truck driver. He doesn't look like a fighter pilot, which would require some degree of athleticism and fitness.
Of course they have a tranny showcasing this
>>740683780They aren't projecting, he's right. Furries are some sick fucks, trust me.
>>740686410that's a tranny? ftm?
>>740687136Did you not notice the big I'M A GAY TRANNY badge on xher jacket
>>740687136Just listen to her voice.
Let me play as Katt in multiplayer, pwease
>>740687986Wtf, i actually didn't notice.
>>740684074Hey buddy, I'll have the Mc Crispy meal, super size. A coke, diet of course...wait, do I know you?
It actually makes me sad that Mario Kart World DLC wasn't announced with Fox being added
>Actually Slippy, even though KFC discontinued the Double Down, you can still ask for it at a lot of locations. If they say it's not available, just order the individual components and put it together yourself. It's just two fried breasts, bacon, cheese and Colonel's sauce.
he's not fat stop it
I love how all the fat fucks in this site get defensive as soon you point out that someone looks overweight.Are you guys projecting your insecurity again?
Now that the Direct is over, have your thoughts changed on this leaker's credibility for the next Star Fox? He's gotten 3 out of 6 so far.
>>740691018But he doesn't, it's literally just fluff you retard>>740691117>I will not spoil the charactersFaggot
>>740691117a little easier to read
>>740691117It's all fake "predictions".
>>740692830I NEED to FUCK her
The dev was revealedThey made that Mario Kart Live thing... and Hot Wheels
>>740693636Child, she isn't real.
>>740693919Cant a man yearn?
>>740693648If they have these outside studios handling the remakes (I'm gonna assumme Grezzo for OOT) then what the FUCK are Nintendo's top teams doing? Where are the first party games?
>>740693648Of fucking course it was some western slop factory
played the demoreally, I liked everything I saw except for one thingWHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO ROB64's VOICE?
>>740693648Literally never heard of them>Located in New YorkExplains Katt>>740694404Presumably working on the Adventures game
>>740685502It was fucked before then but how did I know that this specific change would be the one to piss y'all off?
>>740694476I didnt' hear it, what does it sound like?I thought it was interesting that IRL, our robot voices have become so realistic, so I wonder if there was an in-universe reason they had him sound like a robot despite the other technology they had.
definitely a sex machine
>>740672152he looks like the fox strolling through our neighbourhood
>>740691018Why are the southern US states all giga fatasses?
>>740694619>Literally never heard of themfor good reason
>>740695006full of blacks
>>740694868he sounds like a fuccboi and not robotic enough just like if they ran another voice through a filter
>>740694868He sounds like a nerd instead of a robot.
Why the fuck change this
>>740683064MATING PRESS CATHAG
>>740695006This >>740695070 and the heat is unbearable after a few minutes so most people drive instead of walk.
>>740695006Food culture + hot summers make it hard to exercise strenuously.>>740695070Rent-free
>>740695172I cannot fucking stand the writing or the voice acting in this shitIt's just worse. Worse than a game from 1997.
>>740672152Well that’s the problem, the haters want him to be sexy.
>>740672152are you a furry by any chance?
>>740695459Old game good, new game bad, huh?
>>740695172That's hilarious to me, like a bootleg
>>740695172what was the old line? I guess I haven't played it in 20 years but what he said in the demo seemed right to me
>>740694857All of the changes piss me off equally
>>740695820>Sorry to jet, but I'm in a hurry!That's it. That's all it was.
>>740695820You've never played it at all if you can't remember it.
>>740695483The haters want him to be human. he is ex as he is now.
>>740695172huge aura loss
>>740695215i like her in man's underwear
>>740697408I hope the retards defending this shit redesign will shut their mouths now that we know this shit is being made by a shovelware studio with lefty devs
>>740695664No I didn't post the dogshit movie version
>>740695045>Knockout Cityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSnvsJKRhP4
>>740672152Americans did make the new Star Fox game.
>>740695006fried food and sweet tea
>>740696074so it's practically the same>>740696104the "sorry to jet" is the important part which is why it sounded fine to me
>>740695215She gonna give you cat aids.
>>740672152Where is Krystal?
>>740700359
Has anyone here actually played the demo? I thought it was good
>>740701198It's a 1:1 remake of a 30 year old classic. Of course its good.
>>740693648Well, I guess some "constructive criticism" is in order, and by constructive criticism I mean subtly shitting on the designs in the comments, and being passive aggressive like "what was the thought process behind the Katt redesign?"
>>740700585who
>>740703313Fox's blue dick attachment.
>>740686171>i'm repeating what I've read 20 other retards sayhe looks like a fox in a spaceship, retard
>>740700585shes... busy
>>740695172>google translated Star Fox
>>740691379The fluff makes his neck look fat.Regardless, it's a funny meme so just shut up and go along with it.
>>740676567the face of a fox who orders appetizers and dessert with a meal
Just played through Meteo a few times. Seems like cutscenes do change depending on which path you arrive from, though it doesn't appear how you did or who was shot down changes them.
>>740705490the cutscenes are just needless fluff to give context to going to particular routes from certain stages
>>740695350>Rent-freeBlack Americans are literally the fattest group in the USA so no need to defend their honor you little cuck 50% obesity rate for black adults.
>>740704327no i don't think i will
>>740697932no one cares poltroon
>>740704327>it's a funny memeIt probably is if you laugh at your own farts
>>740697932she's an acquired taste
>>740676567Cheebs
>>740695045>>740693648knockout city was fun, I honestly miss it they got utterly fucked over by EA
>>740676567>What do you mean you don't do ranch refills?
>>740695350>rent freeThey didn't bring it up out of nowhere you dumbass. A majority of blacks are in the southern states and are statistically the most overweight group in the country.
Sex
>>740713597imagine the smell
>>740676567Starfat
>i'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
>>740714028>Um, dude, don't you think you've had enough?
>>740714028Why not both 45's with cheese?
>>740693636You wouldn’t be able to handle her
>>740686410Are they really just 1%? I'm starting to see trannies fucking everywhere.
Star fox assault has the best star wolf theme and i will die on this fucking hill.
>>740698289That explains why the characters all look like ass.
>>740714028he doesn't look like that
>>740703601kill yourself shitskin
>>740701198The sound effects are way too quiet. I can't hear when the charge shot is ready and the weak explosions and pickup sounds are just generally unsatisfying.
>>740708863I will not be gaslit, tendies have no standards