クソみたいな/10
4/10
port/port
>>740678912>ports of old games>ports of 3rd party games>ports of sports
>>740678912Genuinely the worst Direct ever.
it's not that shit but it's all stuff we saw already, and no heavy hitter announcements (yet). geoff's show and to a lesser extent xbox's was unironically better.
>>740678912DD2 Expansion/10
Even if they announce oot remake it'd only make it a 3/10 at best. Legit the worst direct of all time.
10/10
I genuinely think they started putting it together at the same time it was announced, they showed literally no new games lmao
Amazing how both the new Fire Emblem AND Xenoblade both looked like shit. Impressive to fuck up some of their key franchises like that.
>>740680495was it really that bad?
D O G S H I T
8/10Not enough gameplay of the new stuff.
>>740678912>new Kingdom Hearts>Ocarina of Time remake>Rhythm HeavenNintendo won, easily.
NO GAMEPLAY LOL
TENDIES JERKED THEMSELVES OFF FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS OVER THAT?????ahahaahahahahahahahhaha XBOXGODS won
Ok but not the direct that should be the start of year 2 of the systems life.
>>7406789125/10 they didn't show as much as they should have
>>740678912No direct would have honestly been better
>remake of a remakeokay, so gaming is beyond dead
>>740681332lol
0/10The new Xenoblade game doesn't even look like fucking xenobladeAlso, did I miss something or was that literally the only new game?
>>74067891210/10Ocarina of Time remake. New Xenoblade. New FF that's like Octopath. KHIV. Muramasa!
>Ocarina of Time remake comes out within 6 months>We still have no gameplayLegitimately how bad is this going to be?
>>740681332Imagine having to pretend that because you're a fucking cultist.
APOLOGIZE TO ASHA NOW
2/10, I own a Switch 2 btw
>>7406789120/10I'd never buy a Switch 2, but Nintendo holds me by the balls because of mainline Pokemon games so I'm still forced to buy their consoles.
>>740681332fucking grim lineup you have slop brain lmao
I took off work for thisHoly fuck this might be the worst direct of all time
0 new games out of 10.Legit as bad as Sony's presentation
XBOX FUARKINGGGGGGG WON!!
>>740678912Pretty bad. Over all of these showcases, I'm really only interested in a handful of games. Oh well.
>>740681628>he plays Pokemon slopLMFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Some good games were lost in the sea of ports
1/10>OOT title screenThat's about it, and that's a remake. They should have saved StarFox for this Direct sot hey wouldn't have to pad the runtime with thumb wrestling and ports.
>>740678912Kuso company.Portendo.Why the fuck did I buy this console, literally WiiU 2.
pure dogshit/10I'm so glad I didn't waste money on a switch 2 lel
>>740678912dragons dogma +5niggers weave fire emblem -2A bunch of ports and third party -2Oot remake +56/10 better than summer games fest
Should've sold my Nintedno stock. I feel so dumb now.I am just cursed.
>>740679608Honestly this. Rhythm Heaven, Final Fantasy Resonance, DQ Monsters and oot were the only things that barely registered any neurons moving for me.
4/10 Zelda added 6 points to the score btw
1/10 its fucking nothingEven the "big reveal" of zelda was just a date
>>740678912No Exaggeration. The worst direct ever.
>Small updates to old games>Old ports>Remakes They really gave up. Are they getting out of the video gaming business or something?
>>7406789124/10I liked Xenoblade, Final Fantasy, and Fire emblem, but how do you not have gameplay of zelda if its releasing this year? Major points off for that
>>7406789123/10. Do you like ports and jrpg slop? No, then there’s nothing here for you. Here’s zero footage of OoT which I doubt actually comes out in 2026 like they said.
>>7406789124/10The vast, VAST majority of the direct was so shit that not even OoT or Deltarune could save it. Worst direct in at least 5 years, probably more.KH4 is also looking just as soulless as KH3, can't wait for there to be almost no square reps again.At the very least it was better than the 1/10 Sony direct
>>7406789125.5/10by far the best presentation of this Keigh3
>>740681748Based XCHAD.
2/10I guess now I know the date for the next chapter of deltarune I will not play on a nintendo console, thanks
>>740678912Total dogshit.
-2/10, gonna sell my switch 2 tomorrow
>>740681551Fortunes weave?
Im happy to get a new muramasa with the dlc included, unlike the vita version bait and switch.
>KH IV gameplay was from the same level they showed 5 years agoThis game is never coming out is it?
Mediocre/10. There were a couple things that popped up that made me go, "Okay, I'll check that out" but nothing that got me super excited. Wasn't expecting Kingdom Hearts 4 to be shown here, but I don't have a ton of good will for the series left.The thing that got the biggest reaction from me was that offline version of Final Fantasy Brave Exvius, because it had me yelling, "DO OPERA ONMIA YOU FUCKERS!"
I kneel to Xbox.....
>>740678912Muramasa port is nice at least but overall the Nintendo games looked pretty disappointing.
>>7406789121/10 and that 1 is for Xenoblade.I'm glad that nothing enticed me to get the Switch 2.
>no new first party games>nine months for thisThe hell are they doing?
>>740682271At least I can sell mine for more than I paid after the price goes up
0/10 OLD GAMES AND NO OOT GAMEPLAY
>>740678912embarrassingportslop and the last announcement was shit too>tendies unironically thought shitch poo would get gta 6LMFAO
>>740681589It's literally just going to be OoT in better graphics with no gameplay modernizations.
No Danganronpa 2x2 ...fuck
>DD2 DA>KH4>Xenoblade 4>FE FW>Deltarune 5>OoT RemakeSolid 8/10.Sony was 4/10 and Xbox was 7/10.
>>740678912They were supposed to sell Switch 2 to me with this presentation, but I dunno bros, it doesn't look all that great, especially since I have a PC anyway. A year in, not a single system seller, and nothing on the horizon either. What the fuck is Nintendo doing? Did BotW teach them nothing about releasing killer software early on in the console's lifespan? There's not a single game I truly wanna play.>>740682472There was Xenoblade I guess, but that's a year away, so who cares.
Xenoblade and FE are the two series I care about so it was pretty good. Nothing unusual for Nintendo though.
>>7406789122/10Too many ports, too many games that were already announced. Literally 1 new game.
The retards replying "worst direct" can't remember the Wii U era directs. Anyway, 8/10
>>740678912>Kingdom Hearts will release on switch 2 at launch>No idea when that is though kekI feel bad for kingdom hearts fans
>>740678912xbox/10, go bankrupt.
>>7406789121/10New XenobladeOcarina remakeI don't give a shit about KH4.
>>740678912>No Mario>No Pikmin>No F-Zero>Nothing new1/10
>>740681995kek
>>740682587Holy fuck you are a shit eater. This was -2/10
>>740678912Switch not beating the portslop allegations...
How did Xbox win?
A TOOOOOOOOON of people (>>740682496 etc.) have said this is the worst direct of all time. It might be time for us to sell our Switch 2s, it’s not getting better. Nintendo has lost all of us with this dogshit direct. No new games, nothing but ports and unrealslop. No thanks! We’re fed up.
>A NINTENDO DIRECT WITH NO NEW MARIO GAME
I'd say a solid 8. Was very impressed at the software lineup.
Is Monolith Soft literally carrying Nintendo or something?>Contributed heavily to BotW/TotK>OoT Remake is apparently being done by them>...But they're also doing Xenoblade 4What are Nintendo's big in-house studios doing, really?
>Zelda >Xenoblade >DQ >FF>Splatoon >Duskbloods >Fire Emblem >DKIt has literally everything I want 8/10 too many fucking ports
1 Partner Showcase out of 10
50 minutes showcasing fucking ports.
>>740678912They call it 0070 new franchises0 good games shown7 minutes wasted on a thumb wrestling mini game
>>740682653Wii U at least had new games. This was literally all ports and remasters.
>>740681927>+5 for the worst version of a multiplat>+5 for a "hire that man!" UE5slop remaketendies are fucking hilarious
>>740678912False advertising/10That was a partner showcase
>>740682838And that TOOOOOOOOON of people are full retards, nothing new.
>>740682394>offline version of Final Fantasy Brave Exvius,Is that what Resonance is? Ive been wanting the phone shit to get proper releases on console/pc for a while now.
>>740682472Breath of the Wild 3 is in development it's going to be the exact same map again but with even more floating islands please enjoy.
Switch 2 has no games lmao
>>740682621This is pretty much the darkest time in Nintendo history. A lot of people are deeply unhappy with everything. Switch 2 STILL has no games and won’t have any games through 2027. It’s beyond grim and we’re all done supporting this company. It’s time for us to support Gabe Newell and Valve by purchasing the Steam Deck, which plays every single game ever made for free.
Genuinely the only thing that got a reaction as great as or greater than "Huh, that's neat" was the DK Challenge thing.Probably the most mediocre direct to date.>But Ocarina of Time!It's already on Switch. You can go play it right now if you have the Expansion Pass, which you do if you're the sort of person who would care about an Ocarina of Time remake.
Eh, lots of things didn't resonate with me but there's enough of the stuff I'm willing to play that it's fine. 6/10, but that's contingent on the upcoming splatoon direct delivering on the missing detail.
Splatoon is the only one I’m mildly interested in.Pretty shit lineup if you don’t buy third parties on the Switch.
>>7406789128/10
>>7406789123/10It was almost entirely ports, probably the worst Direct in recent memory. OOT doesn't need a remake
0/10. Genuinely the worst Direct I’ve ever seen. There was nothing new or exciting here for anyone who isn’t a weeaboo faggot.
>>740682803Saar
It's over bros, this year is ass.
>>740678912>ports, ports and more ports>only exclusives are Xeno 4 and OoT remake Pretty meh. Also, taking time for fucking thumb wrestling, really? Dude didn't even win it.
>>740683093and STILL better than the Ocarina of Time remake. Amazing.
>>7406789126/10. A lot of games, but it was overall mediocre, mostly ports, already announced games and a fucking network test announcement for Duskbloods without a release date. Here are the announcements, hopefully I didn't miss any:>Rhythm Heaven Groove>Onimusha: Way of the Sword>Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen>Stellar Blade>Orbitals>Rayman Legends Retold>Big Walk>ONE PIECE: Grand Gourmet>Pokopia free update and paid DLC>Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave>Ninjala 2>DK Challenge - NSO limited time challenge>DK Bananza - SMB 40th Anniversary collaboration>Jujutsu Kaisen Rumble: Survivaton - Survivor-like>Lords of the Fallen II>Lies of P: Complete Edition>Devil May Cry 5 Devil Hunter Edition>Muramasa: Revenant Blades>Xenoblade Chronicles 1/2/3 - Switch 2 Editions>Xenoblade Genesis>Nintendo Switch Sports Resort - Thumb Wrestling Edition>RuneScape: Dragonwilds>Hello Kitty Party Land>Star Fox>Final Fantasy Resonance - 2D HD>Pikuniku 2>Dragon Quest Monsters: The Withered World>The Duskbloods - Closed Network Test Summer 2026>Splatoon Raiders - Direct on June 30>Deltarune Chapter 5>Metaphor ReFantazio>Minecraft - Switch 2 EditionShotgunned announcements:>Atelier Karia>Warhammer 4000 Space Marine>Observer: System Redux>DayZ>Metal Gear Solid Master Collection Vol2>Rise of the Tomb Raider 20th Anniversary>Tales of Eternia Remastered>Snow Runner>Fitness Boxing 3 Switch 2 Edition>Everbloom(?)>Final Fantasy XIV Online>Kingdom Hearts Collection I~III - fucking finally no more cloud>Kingdom Hearts IV - lmao Sony didn't announce it first>Ocarina of Time Remake - WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS REALI'm honestly surprised they actually remade OoT. One part of me is happy we're finally out of the constant Breath of the Wild shilling, but I also feel that Nintendo is getting a bit too port and remake-happy.
>>740678912Worse than the Xbox One reveal.
>>740682985Still better than the rest of events.
>>740678912Why did the Nintendo Direct of all things have the first new footage of KH4 in years?
It wins by default by not being total garbage like the other presentation but it still wasn't very good.Xenoblade and OoT remake are the only games I'm interested in.
W-where's Super Mario Titans?Are we really going 10 years without a brand new 3D Mario? When a Dragon Quest games came out earlier this year I remember seeing discussion online about long dev times lasting as long as the younger players' childhoods. We got 64, Sunshine and Galaxy in an 11 year span. New Spyro game is coming out 9 years after Reignited
>the direct is so good it actually broke snoy’s mind and they start shitposting everywhere That’s how you know Nintendo has done it again
6/10Seems like it had stuff for some people but not a lot for me.
lol/10
I was hoping for a new Mario too, but it was solid. Lots of good multiplats and strong first parties like fire emblem and zelda. 8/10.
SAY IT!!
>>740678912>bunch of ports>some stuff that was already announced>Starfax remake that I don't care about>Ocarina remake that I care less about until I see gameplay>KH4 that I do not believe will actually run on Switchsome DQ monsters gameplay was nice. It's bizarre that they didn't show it at the DQ presentation and all it got was some moving JPGs
3d Mario team just released Bonanza Kirby Team released Star Crossed world. Smash Team just released Kirby Air Riders Zelda Team released Tears of the Kingdom Warriors Team released Age of Imprisonment 2D Mario team release Meetup in Bellabel Park Retro Studios just released Metroid Prime 4 Gamefreak is working on Winds and Waves and an Xbox Title What announcements did you expect?
Holy shit. They can't even show off a fucking remake of an almost 30 year old game that's supposed to come out this year.
>>7406789120/10, its so bad i think after 20+ years of watching nintendo e3 showcases this is my last. This brand is not for anyone over the age of 13.
>no mario for the anniversaryglad i didn't buy a switch 2
>>740683126This. By the way, do you know the status of the lawsuit? Is the FCC finally going to take action? Nintendo can’t keep advertising the Switch 2 as a game console since it has no games. They owe customers and retailers billions of dollars in compensation for false advertising. And they can also be held criminally liable for deceiving shareholders. When is the CEO being arrested? Do you have an ETA?
Im hoping the Xeno ports include all dlc and updates. Was annoyed 3 never got a physical release with its expansion.
1/10Only good announcements were the S2 Xeno patches and the Muramasa port (that I will buy on ps5 kek)
>every single Xenoblade getting an upgrade with added content, minigames (fucking Xenoblade Kart god bless) and a new entry>all Kingdom Hearts games on Switch 2 AND 4 AT LAUNCH which was in a total of 0 people's bingo cards (and 1.5 + 2.5 getting a proper Switch port too)>basically shadowdropped the DD2 enhanced version>Tales of Eternia>a new FF game that actually looks good>Muramasa (which is also actually coming to Steam so quit your fucking crying)>DMC5 complete edition with a few bells and whistles>OoT remake this yearYou need to be a literal manbaby whose mere mention of the name "Nintendo" makes every blood vessel in your body pop to rate this any lower than a 9
>>7406789123/10>>740679608>>740681974It was awful, but nothing is worse than that one Direct a few years ago that was 40% farming simulators and no first party announcements.
9.5/10.It's on the same level as Xbox's showcase.
>>7406789122/10.I'm not a typical /v/ grouch but that was literaly the worst direct I've seen in years, maybe EVER.
>>740683071I didn't play BE enough to be able to compare them, but I recognized the character names, and summoning other FF characters as "Visions" is how the gacha system worked in that game, so I'm pretty confident that's what it is.
>>740683491>Mario 64 remake never
Xenoblade 4 looks somehow worse and less interesting than chronicles X
Ninteniggers truly are the greatest shiteaters of them all.
>OOT remake bros get HYPE>no footage shown>2026Either they’re not confident that it’s coming out this year (probably because of GTA6), or it must be incredibly low effort. Basically, NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN tier.
>>740682274Bro, that game was shown like 1 year ago. And the new gameplay footage made it look like fucking shit because just like 3H, it has an heavy focus on fucking free time. Absolute anti hype for me
>>740678912it was fine
>>740683129>time for us to support Gabe Newell I would never support that fat jewish fuck.
>>740683302Because Kingdom Hearts fans are exclusively adult children, which is the main viewing audience of Nintendo Directs.
>a lot of people are begging for cross-platform games to be banned from Switch 2Didn’t they make fun of Nintendo for “not having games”? Now it gets caught up with the past generation and we don’t like it? Why should cross platform games be banned?
what in the actual fuck was that direct
>>740683459I KNEEL MY JEETGODDESS!
I'm so happy right now/10
As disappointing as I thought it'd be.
it's all slop for fags, women, children and manchildren as alwaysexcept for duskbloods, the only good game on this system
>>740683459unironically the only passable showcasenever thought I would say that about fucking xbox
>>740678912It was mostly remakes and snoyslop so I still shant be getting a Switch 2. I don't get Nintendo systems to play garbage like Kingdom Hearts or Dragon's Dogma and I certainly have no interest in them bastardizing OoT with modern shit taste.
>>740683629Cry harder.
I literally cried when I heard the remixed OoT music I'm not even joking
>>740683302Probably to show how much they downgraded it to get running on a switch 2. It looked cheap and low budget.
>>740683459I KNEEL!!
>>740683536Okay, is there anything there that isn't for fucking weeaboos?
>>740678912>Rhythm Heaven>Star Fox>OoT Remake>KH4>Duskbloods>Xenoblade GenesisNintendo won.
>>740683791A showcase of great upcoming software.
>Basically the JRPG/Souls direct >Mario scrimblofags mad You love to see it
>>740678912Anyone who would rate it above a 3/10 needs to explain their reasoning to me NOW. If this is a 4 or above for you what could possibly be worse
Duskbloods and OOT were the only games I cared about and they were only onscreen for a total of about 30 seconds. No gameplay.
>>740683659They stopped doing announcements that early like other retarded devs, the last games that got such treatment were Bayo 3, TOTK and Prime 4.
>>740682803Cry manbaby cry
>>740683289The overall picture is that the Switch 2 is just enough for modern games, albeit with drawbacks, so expect more same day launches down the line for third party games. But in the meantime, every third party dev will be porting everything they couldn't for the Switch, directly to Switch 2 now. It will be a bloated mess.
Earnestly waiting for a reason to get a Switch 2, and Nintendo just won’t give me one.
>>74067891210/10 Fucking glad I bought a Switch 2 at launch.
1/5awful, nothing but ports and remakes. only surprise was KH4, but I don't like KH. only happy people are delta trannies, and it was a 5 second teaser of their 2 hour rpgmaker game
>>740682341Why the fuck do they keep porting Muramasa and not Dragon's Crown.
>>740684062They both are scheduled for 2026 at least.
>>740683958Holy shit dude, that's fucking embarrassing, you should probably just kill yourself.
Kingdom Hearts 4 looked so rough wowee
Anyone have a gif of Koizumi jacking it off screen
It was a meh direct, but all the Anons going 0/10 are just seething snoys they lost Kingdom Hearts, Stellar Blade, Fromsoft, and Dragon's Dogma. PS5 has no exclusives.
>Mario Kart World still getting no content updatesThe team abandoned the game didn't they?
1/10However, it made arlo seethe VERY hard, so for that I will bump it to 4/10
>>740684006The ball and gun games can be found in the next room over
It had Xenoblade, therefore it's 10/10The rest being of little relevance.
>>740683302Because it's the only console people can afford now.
>SF is the treehouse gamein 95 minutes could they just play through the entire game?
>>7406789127/10Mostly held back by no fucking info on Duskbloods
>>740681974DQM looks like decent fun but unfortunately I'm not paying $60, in fact I wouldn't even pay $5 to play a game that looks like it's made to run on a 3DS. Why do they do this to DQM? TDP had the same problem.
Also, fuck them for that thumb wrestling thing.And Ocarina.
>>7406789120/10
>>740684006i'm not sure what you want, souls slop, shooter slop, sports slop? actually duskblood is on there so if you're a fromdrone idk what's there to complain about
>>740682985>Wii U at least had new games
>>740684104>Steam store, PS store and Xbox are all a bloated messSo how do you want games to be purchased? Or do you just want less games in general?
>>740678912Only games that I have even a passing interest in:>Stellar Blade>Orbitals>Nintendo Switch Sports Resort>RuneScape: Dragonwilds>Minecraft>Metal Gear Solid 2: Master Collection>Final Fantasy XIV Online>The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of TimeNo mention of:>Death Stranding 1>Resident Evil Remakes 2/3/4>Resident Evil 9 Story DLC>Resident Evil: Code Veronica Remake>Elden Ring: Tarnished EditionMeh/10Nintendo really did HIRE THAT MAN for the OoT Remake.
Muramasa's return looks nice.Its steam page is up
>>740678912PortRemakeRemasterOrbitals (looks neat)Splatoon single player game (who's asking for this shit?)Fire Emblem (no one gives a fuck)Casual gamesShovelware hit reel New Xenoblade (some people give a fuck I imagine)And now the moment you've all been waiting for, 10 seconds of in engine footage, no gameplay of a remake of OoTLiterally 1/10
>>740684060Fire Emblem, new Atelier, new Xenoblade, Stellar Blade, KH4, Muramasa, DQ Monsters, new Tales remaster that needed it, OoT remake looks decent so far>b-but that's all weeb shi-Yes. Now fuck off
>>740684307It's getting an online network test
>>740684217I'm looking for a reason to buy switch 2 and I'm not given any, all those are on PC except for duskblood
Kino, there were a lot of big names. If the future of the Switch 2 looks like this then it will be saved. They just need more new titles (like Smash 6).
>Muramasa remake 10/10 I cum
>>740678912pretty bad, it was mostly ports and remakes
This is the worst-received direct ever made, holy shit. Fans are pissed. How will Nintendo recover?
This was abysmal for Nintendo, holy shit.>Nintendo Direct5/10>State of Play7.5/10>Xbox Showcase8/10>Summer Game Fest6/10
The DK announcement pisses me off. Do challenges across the games to earn digital cards? DKB gets some new skins? Utter dogshit and I wish they didn't even do this.
Can someone explain the logic of no gameplay being shown off or a hard set release date for OoT and The Duskbloods?
>>740684231It took six years for 8 Deluxe to get DLC, it'll probably be a while.
>>740678912It felt rushed to me for some reason.Like they were pressured to announce whatever new shit they had in development right after SGF so people don't forget about them.
>sequels and remakes? YIPEE!!!!is this really what people get hyped for nowadays
>>740681748This but unironically
>>740684595There's no reason to buy any console anymore. Exclusives don't exist.
>>7406789124.5/10, Nintendo directs are fucking dead
>>740684542Not enough Mario for you, bing bing wahoo man?
>>740684232Over what?>>740684542>who is asking for this shitMe, tastelet retard
>>740684489They also hired THAT MAN for Star Fox and personally I really like it, I'm watching Treehouse and the game looks so good.
>>740684654>State of Play>7.5/10>Xbox Showcase>8/10What a fucking worthless ass opinion
>>740684060>>740684012Showing 6 good things is more than the other shows had, so even though this may have only been a 6.5/10 overall it still beats the others.The Dragon Quest Monsters game looked half decent too, might be fun actually.
>>740684654Now woke slop at Nintendo direct. So that instantly puts it over Sony and Xbox.
2hu remake is an automatic 10/10 for me.
>>740684769Well they do, but they are all woke trash like god of laufey and wolverine.
>>740684654What about the India Games showcase?
I personally didn't expect them to keep Ninjala alive
>New fire emblem has 4 routes, again I fucking love it
>>740684654>state of play 7.5lmao
>>740684829Nintendo is finished. Gamers have spoken.
>>740678912I can't believe Directs are dead in the dirt, that was fucking terrible.
>>7406789122/10, waste of time
>>740684516is this the first vanillaware game ever to come to pc officially?
>>740684682The original MK8 on the WiiU got 2 updates within a year. paid, but still
>>740683129While I agree that shit sucks, you can't say it's worse than the WiiU days.
>>740684668I assume Nintendo wants people to use Today so theyll drop the dates on there
>>740684654>>State of Play>7.5/10There hasn't been a single State of Play that has been over 5, and this year it was one of the worst, with The Wolverine of Us and God of Cube's 20 minutes of """"""gameplay""""""".
>>74067891210/10desu
>>7406849793Hchads run this joint fuck boy
>>7406789128/10 partner showcase6/10 nintendo direct
>>740684875New DQM is woke af so don't get too excited about it.
>>740678912Im so confused on Duskbloods. Its multiplayer only on a console that is infamous for having terrible online
>>740682653People will shit on the Wii U library that had a new 3D Mario, Mario Kart, and DKC in a 2 year window of release. Absolutely dreadful Direct, and I'd be extremely disappointed that 2 of the 3 biggest titles of the year are warmed over 64 remakes.
>>740685059What?
>>7406789128.5/10No 3d Mario and a remake being the big pinch announcement pulled it down.
>>740678912Huge mixed bag.If Xenoblade DEs use the same upscaling method they still haven't fixed in X they're fucked before releaseWhole lotta ports. Good if Switch 2 is your only entry point to gaming, but bad when they're all late ports running worse than the competition at full price.More KH4 was nice, but it ran like fucking shit in the trailer. Basically free advertising for other consoles.I'm sure Deltarune fans are happyChild Link in the OoT remake looks like a midget. The LEAST they could have done is show off some gameplay
I feel worse about Switch 2 after watching this video than I did before it. Literally a 5/10 for me.
>90% of the games on the Direct are also on Steam, PS5 and Xbox>1 new exclusive announcedNintendo became exactly the same as every other shitty console lmao.
>>740684654>SoP 7.5/10 Degenerates aren’t even pretending lmao
>>740684829You can tell how much he's seething he can't use Stellar Blade, Kingdom Hearts, or Metaphor for his console warring shit.
>>740684829Its a pathetic attempt to try to protect the integrity of the 4CU.
>>740684858Did you felt personally attacked or something?It's based on my own interests.
>>740685146How woke can a game about catching monsters and fusing them possibly be.
>>740685040holy shit i thought it was a switch 2 exclusive, ive been waiting since the wii to play it without a shitty translation.
>>740684790Well, I'm happy that you're happy, Anon.
They're gonna add this kid to the next Smash Bros and on top of the arguing over another Fire Emblem character, you'll have people going "NOOOOO LET BLACK PEOPLE BE HAPPY"
Unless you are legit a brain washed tendie that direct was a fucking 1/10. Legit the only thing that I can’t just get on my PC is a fucking OoT remake, a 2nd remake btw
The macaco is already sperging out in the 'log so you just know his empty skull is rattled.Imagine being raped as hard as zony lmao.All these big games revealed on a direct and not their state of gayVery telling.Oh, and metaphor and stellar blade are ported, so that's 2 more games he can't use to shitpost.God really hates that little brown faggot lmao
>>740684664When they showed that shit and Koizumi getting his ass kicked in a shitty minigame (what happens if neither player puts their thumb down?) my expectations for the rest of the show dropped through the floor.
>>740684654State of Play was 99% multiplats and remasters. The only new games were Wolverine (already announced) and GoW:L, which is the wokest game from commiefornia yet.
>>7406789121/10 idaf about ports or Toby Fox's stupid faggot ass
>>740684668>The DuskbloodsJudging by how stupidly long it takes them to port 1 (ONE) game, I think Fromsoft is probably regretting their deal with tenides. They vastly overestimated S2 power it seems
>>740684943a bullet hell remake is a 10/10 for you?
>>740684231This shit is hilarious, Mario Kart World is so fucking Empty
>>740685040What happened? You fags have been swearing up and down that Vanillaware would NEVER EVER touch PC.
>>740684589Yeah and I hope I get in but, did they really not have ANY info on the game besides that? Stop acting shy Miyazaki
>>740685336Thanks fren
>>740685204Switch 2 has significantly more than that within the first year and a half, and Star Fox isn’t a big game, retard lol
>>7406789120
>>740685308And and I think it's bad. Don't come thinking something shitty was good and expct no pushback
4/10. I say this as someone whose favorite genre is JRPGs. Not enough of a unique hook shown yet for Xenoblade Genesis. I personally really liked seeing announcements for Tales of Eternia remaster and a new Final Fantasy that for the first time in god knows how long, looks like something I would actually play. But these aren't really Nintendo titles. Plus for a 'big announcement' there was no real footage of what the OoT remake will actually be like. This direct was mostly ports so they could've called it a partner direct and saved their breath for when they had something more to announce. I'd give it a 5 or a 6 but the thumb wrestling cringe was truly that bad.
>>740684595Well let me guess you're gonna say MK World, Splatoon Raiders, Star Fox, Xenoblade Genesis, Rhythm Heaven and Duskbloods are all shit. The OoT remake too despite only seeing 5 seconds of a cutscene.
>>740684786He hyped it up saying it was a june direct and that there was no big summer blockbuster stuff coming so he thought this was going to be an important and critical direct for switch2. But even nintendos biggest dickrider said it was bad and did not deliver
>>740684654>All these assblasted tendie repliesYou just KNOW the direct was bad
>no games>but also too many gamesWe in the Anti-Nintendo Movement need to make up our mind. Do we like ports or do we hate them? We ALL say the Switch 2 has no games, but what happens when games DO show up?
>>740684542>Splatoon single player game Me because its the only reason i play those games.
>>740678912You know it was over when they spent 2 minutes talking about the thumb wrestling minigame.
3/10
>>740685204Most of the directs were wasted on games that took too much time and the drought felt hard. The spergs in this thread are either kids or selectively forgot.
>>740685693I have no interest in any of those games, the switch and wii had a bunch of original titles that made them worth owning. so far, the switch 2 is just the new wii U
>>740685257>>740685353Its AAA gaming on the go you cant get without spending a band anywhere else.
>>7406789123/10nothing worthwhile or that makes me want to look fowards to itsome cool ports, i guess?
>spanish Fox's voiceWoooo, I like it.
>>740685693duskblood is guaranteed to be shit since they said it's focused on multiplayer on the godawful nintendo online infrastructure
>>740685237>Good if Switch 2 is your only entry point to gamingWhat other alternative is out there? Everything else is so expensive, and let's not even get into 'PC Gaming'.
>>740685687>New Final FantasyIt's based on one of the phone games. I'll take it, but I wouldn't get too excited.
>worst Nintendo direct ever made>nothing but negative reactions onlineyikes, time to sell my Switch 2 for half the price
>>740685674>Don't come thinking something shitty was goodOh, just like the Direct, right? What's the hivemind veredict? :^)
>>740684231Forgot to add that to my "No mention of:" list.At this point I think the rumours that it was sharted out the door to coincide with the Switch 2 release might be true considering how bare-bones it is.Can't even create your own custom Cups/Grand Prix/Rallys, something that would immensely improve the replay rate if players could upload/download them for other players to use.Just such a stupid fumble.
>>740685693NTA but yes, they all look shit besides rhythm tengoku and im pretty sure its on switch 1. the OoT remake looks disgusting like all the zelda demakes do.
>>740685916I play games in my house so this is meaningless to me.
>>740678912lol i can't believe i stayed up to watch that fucking dogshit. literally nothing but shovelware and remasters, pathetic
>>740678912>Biggest Direct in a while>New console still doesn't have enough games>Perfect opportunity to bring out the big guns>It's just a hour of dogshit>5 min spent on fucking THUMB WRESTLINGDogshit/10, fuck Nintendo
>dd2da>muramasa rebirth freed from psvita prison>xenoblade series switch 2 upgrades>new xenoblade>orbitals release date>ocarina of timedon't care about the rest but all of these made it 10/10 for me, best of SGF
Unironically happy about all the ports. Pretty much got rid of any reason for me to buy a PC in the next couple years, so I can wait even longer for prices to drop.
>>740685373Maybe he should've kept his retarded mouth quiet.
>>740685210The app, Nintendo TodayFor some reason Nintendo really wants it to be a thing. I guess they figure dropping announcements like that on it will get people to download it
>>740685810>biggest dickriderHe’s a retard cubie who doesn’t even play the games he constantly seethes about, why do you watch him?
>>740685991get into pc gaming and you'll have more games than what you could possibly deal with in a lifetime
>>740686029>nothing but negative reactions online4chan is irrelevant, much like xitter.
>>740678912WHEN IS THE NEXT DIRECT I HOPE ITS SOON I BET THEY'LL REVEAL A NEW MARIO, ZELDA, METROID, KIRBY EARTHBOUND, PUNCH OUT GOLDEN SUN, WARIO LAND, SMASH, SIN AND PUNISHMENT, A NEW 3D MARIO ANS NEW 2D ZELDA A NEW ANINAL CROSSING AND 15 NEW IP LETSSSS GOOOO HYPETRAIN AS ARRIVED ANNOUNCE A DIRECT NINTENDO ANNOUNCE A DIRECT NINTENDO ANOYA BTFO
>>740685898>the switch had a bunch of original titles that made it worth owningno it didnt
>>740683289>Big Walk and Pikunuku segments were way too long>Atelier & Tales of Eternia gets 10sec for a new game announcementI could understand for Switch Sports Resort ultra long section, that game will outsell everything announced today
Great if Switch 2 is the only place you play vidya.Bleak if you’re only interested in first parties and already played all the games being ported by now.
>>740678912>no mario game It was ok i guess.
>>740685195It will be multiplayer only in the same sense that Nightreign is.
>>740686220ram kits are still 500 dollars a pop
>two of their major 2026 titles got like 30 seconds of teaser footage and no release dates>had to beg Squeenix for KH4 just to have something exciting for the end and they still showed fucking nothing for it>the treehouse showcase is all games coming out in the next monthThis had literally zero reason to be a full direct.
>All those assblasted snoy deflection You just know the Direct is GOOD
i give it like a 5 or a 6 outta 10. Didn't care for over half of it. The Pokopia DLC left me with a bitter taste with how spread out it is and how the 2nd part doesnt have a new town. The One Piece "game" felt like the biggest bitch slap possible (not that it was Nintendos fault). Could not give a shit about the DK challenge app. DQM games have been incredibly boring for the last few games. Kingdom Hearts was basically the biggest shocking announcement, since SE literally refused to give people anything for years, even during anniversaries.
>>740686419>>had to beg Squeenix for KH4This is such a pathetic cope, oh my god man how do you even get to this level of being a retard
>>740686063Aw hell naw.
>>740678912Ports/10Nice that PC is getting Muramasa so PC wins again.
>>740686032No, just your opinion here is dogshit snoy
>>740685810>nintendos biggest dickriderIt's 2026 and /v/ still think Arlo is a massive nintendo fag
>>740686220sorry, i'm not a jeet
>>740685463Dry your favela monkey tears before posting, caco
>>740686621Buying just so they bring the rest of their catalog over. Good to see they aren’t terrified of PC anymore.
>>740686623Don't let my opinion affect your day, sweetie.
Nice to see new 3rd party stuff i wont be buying on Shit 2 since they would just be on gay keys.
>>740678912This was Nintendo's best Partner Direct ever. One problem though. But seriously, the few games shown look fun and as a Xenoblade and FE fan, I'm happy. But as much as I can't stand '3D Mario or bust' fags, there's a reason why why exist. It needed two more games to really spring this direct. 5/10. I love Vanillaware so much.
>HERE ARE THE RULES TO THUMB WRESTLING:
>>740685916>AAA gamingMore like AA since the ports are downgrades.
>>740686621you are a jeet though, so you already lost
>>740686228So you call >>740686068, >>740686072, >>740685823, etc. irrelevant? Why not just tell them directly?
>>740685991Switch 2 is more expensive than PC. A PC plus library is way cheaper than a Switch 2 with the same library.
>>740687079>DO IT. YOU HAVE TO TELL THESE ANONS DIRECTLY THEY'RE IRRELEVANT.This is the strangest reaction to a direct.
>pcjeets already seething and starting shitty consolewars againanyways, i'm excited for sports resort and xenoblade genesisit was an ok direct
>>740687079I don't give (You)s to retards (the exception is you), also 4chan doesn't like mass replies.
>>740687194>Switch 2 is more expensive than PCno it isn't, have you seen the fucking prices of parts recently?
>>740684786No friends? No skill? No problem!Enjoy your single player splatoon game anon, glad there's at least one sale guaranteed >>740684778I don't give a fuck about Mario, 2d or 3d. They can be fun but not at all system sellers for me at least. At most it would have been nice to see Mario Kart World not be completely abandoned and forgotten about but yeah Nintendoes what they normally doIf you thought this was genuinely a good summer direct, when the heavy hitter titles would be announced and shown off, idk man this lineup looks weak to me
>>740685116Would be nice if the 3H sequel was 3H2 instead of Engage 2 with sothis slapped in.
Weirdly enough, I think the most exciting reveal for me was Dragon's Dogma 2. Skipped it on PC because I heard it was buggy on released and never went back to it, but I haven't played a game like that on my couch for a long time and I'm looking forward to it.
>>740686419>had to beg Squeenix for KH4 just to have something exciting for the endWeird cope. Square became massive nintendo simps after they stopped making exclusives for the PS5
>>740687449All of the previous splatoons have included a single player focused mode. Clearly they were popular enough to make them create one where its the entire focus.
>>740685916I don't want AAA gaming anywhere and neither should you
The lack of Mario Kart DLC is confusing. How come?
>not a single new exclusive announcedshitch poo lost and got raped
>>740687367>cutting off the rest of the postNice try anon.
>people are actually saying PC gaming is cheapAm I in bizzaro world or something? Are people genuinely ignorant of PC prices now?
>>740687827I just want great looking/playing games. Have so for the past 45 years.
Why the fuck does Nintendo put so much focus on cozyslop and RPGs in every fucking Direct?
6.5/10. Where were the new games
>>740688089You're not one of those faggots that wants to claim games cost $0 on PC, are you?
>>740687830It took literal years for MK8 to get any. Nintendo's probably saving it for what they themselves view as a rainy day.
>>740687830they clearly dont give a fuck anymoreand yes, it is an incomplete game to anyone willing to argue otherwise
>>740678912Genuinely the greatest Direct ever crafted.
>5/10Not a good year for Nintendo.
>>740688102Their cope is muh emulation and muh piracy, who cares if they're getting raped in the ass by GPU, RAM and SSD price hikes, they're LE MASTER RACE after all.
>Stellar Blade, MH Wilds, LoF2, KH IV and FF7 Revelations all in the same weekLegitimately what reason is there left to own a PS5?
>>740688102It's a neo geo tier luxury now.
>>740688334MK8's DLC started coming out half a year after the game di
>>740688507they run better on Sony's machine.
>>740688507Excuse me PS5 has the God of Woke, all the ugliest woman you can imagine
>>740688281>trying to strawman a clearly stated postNice try anon.
>>740688507Tranny walking sims.
3/10No reason whatsoever to give rhythm heaven, raiders, and starfox screen time when they are all almost here.Only new games were oot remake, deltarune, and xenobladeA wario platformer or mario would've saved this massively. Even picross or pushmo. I think they will just use the nintendo news app going forward to show more releases or not even bother with these directs so part of the blame is on us expecting anything but im worried this is the death of directs going forward
>>740688507Uh....PS5 has slightly better hair detail I guess
>>740678912What I liked:>One Piece cooking game looked charming as hell, if it's decently cheap I'll pick it up as a timewaster>Xenoblade 4 looks like an interesting direction, will have to wait and see how it ties into the previous entries though>Rhythm Heaven news, looks great thankfully>Deltarune Chapter 5, japanese angle for the festivals is funny as fuck though, Toby is a weeb to his core >More KH4 footage fucking finally>Switch Sports 2 looks fun, soulless Sportsmates AGAIN right after Tomodachi Life was a giga-hit is strange but I guess they were in dev at the same time>Will wait and see for the OoT Remake, feels kinda unnecessary honestly but I doubt they could fuck it up any more than the 3DS version>That FF looks cool, apparently it's just a SP version of the gacha but still>Touhou remake was cool, excited for that obviouslybuuuuuut>Literally no new First Party reveals outside of Xenobloade and OoT Remake>No MKW Updates OR DLC which is kinda worrying since the game just had it's first anniversary. Even just a confirmation that shit was coming would've been nice>No Pokemon Winds and Waves news was expected but still disappointing>Biggest fear of the direct being chock full of late AAA ports and already done announcements ended up coming true, was bored for most of it.Overall 6 or 7/10, there have been FAR worse Directs but there's also been way better ones too. I was intrigued by a lot of stuff shown
>>740678912Rhythm Heaven and oot remake4/10
>>740678912>Three Houses part 2>Xenoblade: Three Houses Edition>One Piece cooking>Kingdom Hearts>Zelda OOT: Shota EditionThis direct was solely aimed at girls and e-girls
>>7406789120/10 glad I don't have a shit 2
>>7406789123/10 release the new fucking Virtual Boy games already
>>740678912preddy good desu. i give it 7/10.
>>740678912It was decent, so I guess a 6/10.
>>740678912>new FE>new Xenoblade>new atelier>sports resort>dd2 dlc>deltarune ch5>kh4>oot remakeI got my animeslop, I'm happy. 8/10
>>740689125Cry harder.
>>740685347ok but hes clearly okinawan
>>740678912that might have been about as bad as possiblexenoblade, switch sports and ocarina remake is legit the absolute bare minimum I was expecting. The fact that they still have like 80 different franchises they apparently aren't making any games in and also no new IP is crazythey're just leaving this fucking console out to die with NOTHING
>>740678912Couldnt find it on an official channel so didnt watch
>>740688507See >>740688471 and >>740688274. Nintendo doesn’t have games and it’s mediocre. At least you have games on PS5. We hated PS5 at first but now we like it. We hate Switch 2 more. If you want to fit in here you better not sell your PlayStation.
>Tendies are coping about MK World DLC by saying it got years for MK8 to get DLC when it got DLC a fucking year after releaseHOLY FUCK TENDIES ARE LYING ABOUT MK8 DLC TO PRETEND THAT MARIO SHART WORLDS ISNT ABANDONEDAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>740678912I liked it, 8/10, finally have an excuse to pick up some of these ports now that they're on something I play on, and the new games are pretty much what I expected, but they're games I want, so that's nice. I've got more games really than I know what to do with anyway. What's with people bitching about remakes and multiplats, I don't really get it, I'm happy the switch is a place I can play multiplats. And for the remakes it's been decades for a lot of this shit, I'd rather not dust off the 3DS to look at the most pixelated shit imaginable, or the N64 to look at primitive ass geometry and play with a controller I don't have muscle memory for. I'm optimistic. Wish they'd dropped some courses for Mario Kart.
>>740688218AAA games play bad because they're designed like casinos and children's toys to appeal to a mass market who hate losing because they're unskilled and they look bad because they motion cap all their characters and aim for realism. They are the bottom of the barrel made for the lowest common denominator mouth breathers without any taste. If someone plays AAA games you should think of them as walking human garbage.
>>740689393>Splatoon Raiders and Fire Emblem were both banned>Xenoblade, OoT, etc. were also just cancelled Why would they waste an entire hour on these games only to cancel them at the last minute?
>>740689437>>740689464You sound insanely upset.
Direct = xbox > SGF > state of play
>>740689596because they don't need them, they have dzoens of ports of games that first released like 8 years ago
>>740688893What I liked:>Third party>Third party>Third party buuuut>First party>First party>First partyMight as well use Steam at that point and get access to even more third party games lol
>>740688893>Touhou remake was cool, excited for that obviously??? Was that in the jap direct?
>>740689731>not a single new exclusive announced for the shitch poothe only one upset is you
I was very much checked out until the Kingdom Hearts stuff happened. Still not a very good Direct, too many ports. 6/10
>>740689437>We hated PS5 at first but now we like itBut the only people that like the PS5 are fags, niggers, and trannies.
Direct = SGF = Xbox showcase > SOP
KH4 is going to be all capeshit, isnt it? Thats why they are showing off the realistic city and saving civilians.
The Direct was 99% multiplats, remasters and remakes. The only new games were Xenoblades and... Ocarina of Time I guess?
They had 2 really good reveals in the eternia remake and the new atelier game. And they just shunted them into the sizzle reel while they wasted time showing having big segments showing off literally fucking ports of minecraft and runescape and lords of the fallenIt's like they deliberately tried to make it anti-hype
>>740678912I guess it's true, the star fox and zelda are damage control. Year 2 is looking grim if this is the best they could show for a summer direct
>>7406789122/10Garbage, shout out to the giant girl poster who helped me goon
>>740690391>pretendo damage control
>>740690432OOT was also a remake and not a new game.
>no new gameseric wonshitch poo lost and got raped
>>740688893>>One Piece cooking game looked charming as hell, if it's decently cheap I'll pick it up as a timewasterYou fucking retard, that game is made by Kairosoft, who churns out endless amounts of the same fucking game with a different coat of paint on mobile.That game already exists under a different name and theme by the same company on the play store, even the fucking UI is exactly the same, with a non-pixel font in a fucking pixel game.Actual slop eater, goyim really are cattle.
>>7406789129/10, only problem was no real footage for the OOT remake. I'm gonna be honest if you dislike this direct Nintendo is not for you, they are a Japanese company who makes Japanese games. You should fuck off to Xbox or something if you don't like Xenoblade or FE.
>>740690170Yeah, in retrospective, it was a Partner Direct in everything but name. We only got three brand new announcements and one of them won't be released until next year. It's nice that we now have a release date for FE and the OoT remake will be released this year, but it still feels a bit barren in terms of new first party announcements.On the other hand, Stellar Blade port means that Stellar Blade 2 is pretty much guaranteed on Switch 2 and both Onimusha and Kingdom Hearts IV being released day 1 on Switch 2 means that both Capcom and Square Enix are fully committed to the console now.
>>740690594He's not wrong. SOP showed literally nothing
>>740689816Okay, but deceiving investors with a fake direct is illegal and punishable by time in prison. Do you realize that you’re accusing Nintendo of international financial crimes? Also, can the video on YouTube be flagged for misinformation since the games are cancelled?
>9 months without direct>ports and remasters everywhere>xeno4 and ocarina remake are the only nintendo announcements in an hour long presentation>thumb wrestlingliterally the worst direct ever. the demoralisation process is complete. nintendo truly has no games for switch 2
>>740689508You are a cultist and a manchild
How much longer is in the treehouse direct?
>>740685056The Wii U had great exclusives though?
>>740681332kingdom hearts 4 was already shown and rhythm heaven as well dumb fuck tendie, and kh4 looked fucking terrible, low fps and resolution on the shitch 2
>>740689861I mean, my gripe is specifically the LACK of first party. I use my PC for a most of my gaming shit and I largely bought a Switch 2 because that's not gonna get emulated for a hot minute and I wanna play MK and get the new Pokemon on release. More shit for 2 specifically in between those would've been nice. I'm getting Rhythm Heaven but that's backwards compat and I need to see reviews for StarFox and Fortune's Wave before I pick those up.>>740689958Yeah, jap direct>>740690650Well fucking EXCUSE me for not being on top of the mobileslop market I guess. I'll wait for reviews for it too then.
>>740689958Looks like a 2hu 6 port desuhttps://youtu.be/5aynvHvrNmQ
>No Tomodachi Life updatesPretty disappointing, to be honest.
Will you buy Ocarina of Time remake or not?
>>740690641Agreed. As such, I have submitted a complaint to the FCC, FTC, Japanese government and YouTube to have Nintendo held accountable. They claimed the Switch 2 has games when it clearly doesn’t. They showed fake software on the direct that doesn’t exist and will never exist.
>>740690819it's not a fake direct, those ports are real. it's only the nintendo games that were tragically cancelled
>>740690945This is the kind of response a cultist manchild defaults to, dummy
I understand Nintendo's desire to only announce things six months out after Prime 4 and Bayonetta 3 both took eons to come out, but surely they should compromise when there console is still new and has fuck all go for its future thats not a remake.
>>740690738You're being a fanboy now. Today's Direct was the definition of a nothingburger.
>>740680495>>740681332>>740681540>>740681551>>740681561See >>740691046. All first-party games were just cancelled according to a number of posters.
3/10Treehouse was only starfox,splatoon raiders and that music game, awful
>>740690435NoA still has people whispering in their ears that people don't want "overly" japanese games and JRPGs. You know, despite the Xenoblade and FE games doing really well, and everyone having fatigue over bland western AAA games and specifically seeking out japanese experiences.
>>740690945Gonna cry?
>>740691148At this point it feels like the PS5 where the main focus is to play the previous generation at increased graphical quality.
>>740688507Why does it matter when all those games were already on PC? The real question is, why would you own a Switch 2?
The worst I've seen yet.
>you lived to see the day that an Xbox direct beat the entire industryI guess replacing Spencer with that Indian CEO payed off
>opens jjk game trailer>"FROM THE MAKERS OF VAMPIRE SURVIVORS">closes jjk game trailer
>>740678912Glad I bought a PS5/10
Damn, what did nintendo do? Everyone online is angry. Is this the turning point? There’s not been a single positive reaction of the direct.
>>740678912Absolute ass, the lack of 2d Metroid, even an upgrade in spite of a 5 year gap shows that Nintendo have ended their relationship with Mercury Steam, and the lack of anything from Platinum Games even an upgrade shows that Nintendo have ended their relationship with them too, now is the time for Nintendo to hold onto any devs they can and the fact that they've let so many partners leave is really looking bad for them.
>>740691037Only if its new shit and not just like the SF64 remake. I actually want them to go full FF7 remake with it.
>>740690984>Well fucking EXCUSE me for not being on top of the mobileslop market I guess. I'll wait for reviews for it too then.>Waiting for a fucking reviews even after being told it's made with a template for mobile slop gamest.
>>740691434Watching it on the Direct had the opposite effect.>FROM THE MAKERS OF VAMPIRE SURVIVORS>"What? I thought Vampire Crawlers was already on Switch 2>JUJUTSU KAISEN BATTLE ROYALE>"What the fuck."
>>740691543The problem is that it's the second bad direct in a row. People have been waiting to see what Switch 2's future will look like and Nintendo doesn't seem to know themselves
Just thrown my switch 2 at the wall. Fuck Nintendo. They made us tendies a laughing stock.
>>740691256Making a big song and dance about atelier and eternia would have made way more sense than the fucking portslop they actually wasted our time on
>>740691562The only game I care about getting an upgrade for is Bayonetta 3 and it's the only one that isn't going to happen by the looks of it.
>>740678912Why are they even redoing OOT again? The game literally doesn't need one given you can play the og on NSO.
>>740692075Bayo3 is ass though, just play 1 and 2
>DD2 expansion (even though I won't be playing it on Switch 2)>Pokopia DLC>Splatoon Raiders gameplay>Xenoblade Genesis>Switch Sports Resort7/10I don't care about KH4 and OoT remake.
>All of these crying snoys in this thread and the catalog as a wholeDamn, who would've thought a good Direct could deal so much damage.
I haven't watched a Direct in years. I think the last one I actually sat down and watched the whole thing of was when Kazuya got revealed for Smash.I was kind of shocked watching this. When did they get this this fucking boring, or is this just a particularly bad Direct? The only game anyone seems to care about is a fucking cinematic trailer remake of some shit everyone has played tons of times already.
>>740692145Bayo 3 is good. Getting filtered by the demon summoning mechanic is a skill issue
>>740691920>horry shit cancel the direct we forgot to make a mario game
>>740692145>Bayo3 is ass though>just play 2
>>740688507if you want to play version of games running higher than 27fps and 640p that don't have like 50% of the shadows, foliage, effects removed
It was a 7.RH groove looks better than I thought it woudl
>>740692145They got married, deal with it
>>740683557Farming Sim Direct was 5 and a half years into the Switch 1. This travesty was just a year into the Switch 2. This was proportionately far fucking worse.
>pretending to be a nintendo shill applauding a shit direct just to get (You)swhat a strange thing to do with your time
>>740692208The best part, it wasn't even a good Direct, it was a 6/10 at best and they're still so anally ravaged.
>>740678912Direct was meh.I feel peoples' reactions depend heavily on what platforms they own. If you only own Nintendo consoles, then there are some good 3rd-party ports coming your way. If you're an idort or someone looking to buy a Switch 2 in addition to your other systems, then there wasn't much to get excited over. Also, if you're only here to gawk and shitpost, this provided enough ammo for the next few months.Key Takeaways 4 Me:I'm a big Splatfag, so I'm getting Raiders.Metaphor came over. Hoping Atlus continues to support the system after P3R under-performed (which was mostly their own fault).Curious about OOT Remake. Either it will play exactly like the original to gauge interest in new pre-BOTW 3D Zelda games, or it play completely differently.I need to see more than that teaser to judge the artstyle. People will shout about Unreal-slop and "hire this man," but that has always referred to a clash between older stylized assets and newer realistic textures/lighting. It's the game equivalent of repurposing an old Pizza Hut building. This however, like Starfox, is built from the ground up with this artstyle in mind. Whether it looks good or not is a different story. At the very least, I appreciate how 'unsafe' of a move it is compared to the prior HD Zelda ports.Not sure where the DK Challenges fall on Donkey Kong timeline; guess I'll stay tuned.
>>7406789123/10Only saving grace is Deltarune and perhaps Xenoblade. One Piece game managed to disappoint me.
>pretending to be a snoy shill demeaning a fantastic direct just to get (You)swhat a strange thing to do with your time
>>740678912Better than the state of play overall alright, Xenoblade and Oot got me excited
Better than the rest. Look at all that seethe
>>740678912Eric won/10
I want to talk about the show itself.The choice of presentation they do is horrible.The show a title card with their walmart sounding ass jingle while the stale voiced narrator reads off the most direct machine translation script GET READY FOR NEXT HYRULE ADVENTURE...Then inatead of normal trailers its just straight into the same narrator talking over it with another graphic with the game name.No anticipation buildingz horrible translation, lameat voiced narrator ever.Then good god they do the stupid shit of a staff member playing the game and commenting while having nothing to say but ooo sugoi sugoi shinjattaaaIts all so fuckinf horrible.They pay these translators $80,000 a year to plug shit into google translate
>>740692673even your replies are just ports
Ok the rhythm heaven treehouse showcase actually looks really fun
>>740692208Is this the new cope now? If you are a fan of a company and they disappoint you, you are actually just someone rooting for the other team?
>>740692901
>>740693045It has to be false flagging. Nobody is that blatant of a retarded cultist. Just report as trolling.
>>740692590>that picdon't let Kyle's dumb nitpicking over the OoT remake and Duskbloods cloud your judgement
>>740678912even though I wasn't planning on buying the switch 2, this direct didn't do anything to change my mindIt's a big difference from the first year of the switch 1, with splatoon 2, mario odyssey, xenoblade chronicles 2 and mario + rabbids>>740683289there are several of those games coming to the switch 1 and pc, nothing that really makes me want to buy a switch 2
>>740692932Im hoping the RPG mode is a real full meaty game akin to the very least Miitopia. Will get it just for that if so.
>>740678912Teenage me would be exstatic with the line-up.Rhythm Heaven, Star Fox, OoT, X:Genesis, KH4 confirmed, FE, sprinkle whatever Miyazaki is cooking. My guess movie will be around OoT.8/10
>>740693045>>740693239>Buttblasted snoys
>>740684006Lies of P port. Stellar Blade port. Deltatrune
>No Persona 4 Revival for Switch 2 announcement>or Persona 6I honestly thought Atlus would have announced their ports today. Damn.
>>740683659They want everyone to focus on StarFox.
>>740693505Look man, just take the (You) and go buy beer or drugs or whatever you get with it.
>>740693709That I didn't already play on PC.
>>740678912>Onimusha>Dragon's Dogma 2>Stellar Blade>Fire Emblem>Muramasa>Xenoblade 1 thru 3>Xenoblade Genesis>Star Fox>Final Fantasy Resonance>Dragon Quest Monsters>The Duskbloods>Splatoon Raiders>Metaphor: ReFantazaio>Tales of Eternia>Atelier KariaI won bigly.
>one of the worst directs ever>m-muh snoysPathetic. And ironic too since most of the direct consisted of ports of their games too.
I dont hype myself for these presentations so I'm usually pretty ok with them allThe amount of ports is not a surprise and what I expected to happen with a more powerful switchoverall for me its a 7/10, Fire Emblem and Xenoblade carried it for me
>>740694403oh, and a new Atelier
>>740694179>>Metaphor: ReFantazaio>its only the normal base game and no expansion or enhanced versionMan i was so disappointed.
10/10Made many retards on /v/ start shitting themselves in impotent rage.
>>740694092There's still a chance they can announce it on the september direct, either that or they're going to be late ports because atlus is retarded.
>>740688893>soulless Sportsmates AGAINwatch the full trailer anon, they show Miis are in too.
I'm seeing a lot of negativity on Xitter, but this Direct hit for me.
>>740694796In Japan it's listed at half price (3990) so there's that.
>>740683262>Two first-party treasure hunting games come out for the switch 2>Neither are about Wario
>>740678912Already knew about Fire Emblem, so it doesn't count. Getting the release date was nice. Getting a Switch 2 edition for Xenoblade 1 was nice too. The Zelda announcement was severely undermined by being leaked.The quality of a direct is mostly determined by the heavy hitters, so by that standard it was pretty weak. Everything else is just fluff.
>>740694179>>740694796It is pretty funny how we got the expansion for fucking Dragon Dogma 2 instead
>>740695161nah i already own it on PC, i was just hoping we get like a Royal expansion for it.
List of all games announced?
>>740694170>buy japanese system>WTF WHY ARE THE EXCLUSIVES JAPANESE!???what a retard.
>>74067891215/10
>>740695526anon typed it out here >>740683289but he only did the english direct so he missed the touhou game that was only shown in the JP direct.
>>740690536You're welcome
>>7406789122/10
>>740695526Just look at lists of games released years ago on PS5 and PC and you'll figure it out
>>740678912I'm selling this piece of shit/10What the hell was I thinking, getting a new Nintendo system right after they just had a very successful generation?
>>740678912Shit/10
>>740682653They don't even remember the September Direct last year, that shit was way worse
>>740696028nintendo's already got your money champ
>>740683289>>Stellar BladeHow can they have this game on the Switch? That's not very family friendly
>Stellar Blade>Dragon's Dogma 2>Star Fox>Final Fantasy Resonance>FF7 part 3>Duskbloods>Elden Ring>Xenoblade 1-3 at 4k 60fps>Xenoblade 4>Metaphor>Kingdom Hearts 1-4>Splatoon Raiders>OOT Remake>Rayman Legends Remake + Origins remaster
>>740696128Yeah, that's on me for ever having faith on them after printing a bazillion dollars with the Switch.
Nintendo is so trash now
Touhou 6 remake/console version is neat, but that lazy drunk should also port/remake the PC98 stuff and stop being embarrassed by his early years.
>>740696232but hey le heckin sales numbers and snoys or whatever
>>740696128Guess he will have to download an equivalent value of their games for free.
>>740696028If you don't have a gaming PC you can at least use it as a glorified SW1 machine.
>>740696390>switch 2 emulationenjoy your wait
>>740696028Keep it and hack it, ditch when an emulator is out.
>>740678912>no 3d mario>not a zelda fanit's a 7 from me. I gave snoys 1, xbox 6 and geoff 8.
>>740696397First 15 minutes was the worst I have ever seen of a direct before, and just getting the Xenoblade reveal and brief OoT remake reveal does not nearly make up for all that shit.
>>740695758Tales of Eternia and Atelier also got actual trailers on the JP Direct instead of being shotgunned. There was also a Derby game shown. The shotgun section was also different and had Eliot, GBF Relink, Digimon, Fitness Boxing, Rataton, and Tomagachi.
Why do all the new Nintendo games look like made of plastic smeared in vaseline?
Nintendo lost all of its goodwill today. Bankruptcy when?
>>740696397I've already got a PC, thankfully. Decent specs for the range of shit I want to play, too (3070ti and Ryzen 9 7900X with 64GB).>>740696592It took, what, half an hour to get to the first new Nintendo game? Jesus christ.>>740696662Them putting off HD development by an extra gen compared to everyone else is really biting them in the ass.
>>740692590I know Duskbloods didn't quite land with him. I've never played a fromsoft game, so I'm not very invested in this game's buildup to release.What'd he say about the OoT remake?
they wont be insane to charge 80 for physical right?I think they will
>tendies have had shit directs back to back to backGrim stuff
>>740696232>now
>>740697072I can't even remember the last good direct
If you for some unknown reason bought Switch 2 for third party ports then it was a banger I guess. If not then straight up 2/10 lmao. nu Fire Emblem continues to look like ass,new Xenoblade looks medicore but ill reserve judgment to see more and OOT Remake literally looks like hire this man meme AGAIN after Star Fox.
>>740697063If they actually do, they've truly lost their fucking minds and are overestimating Fire Emblem's popularity again like they did in the late 2010s.
>>740684231>people expected a dk bananza-themed update for mkw>maybe kid pauline and new costumes for dk>doesn't happen>dk bananza gets a mario-themed update with new costumes for dk and pauline
Wow. This was fucking NOTHING.I go back to /co/.
>>740684231They're absolutely gonna pull a Booster Pass again, anon. Don't expect to hear anything about new content for the next couple years.
>>740697063I'm leaning towards no. They'll charge $70 for physical and use the special edition to balance out the difference.
Judging by this thread and the catalog as a whole, it seems it was a very strong Direct as all the right people are insanely mad about it. Let me guess, it didn't have enough talking cubes and ugly girlboss characters?
>>740696626>DigimonNew game or Time Strangers?
>>740696823Meant for...>>740693308>>740696718>picNah. For me, it's the 2016 3DS Direct. Remember when the 3DS got a bulk of the Wii U's games because the latter severely under-performed. Remember the Channel Awesome skits?https://youtu.be/IpXQtFbRChg?si=bk81zFSIc-eoBYFJ
>>740698078Time strangers.JP feels like it uses it's shotgun section for already known about games.
>>740681332 >playable on everything else and at a far better performance>ai slop hired this man hd remaster. no gameplay, we need more claude tokens first.>also on switch 1>w-w-we won! easily...!Peak delusion
>>740678912It was alright, but not anything too crazy. Excited for Star Fox, OoT remake, DQ Monsters, and Rhythm Heaven but nothing else really stuck out to me.
>>7406789122/10What was emblematic about the Direct was the Big Walk segment. It was the exact same trailer the developers put out but rather then the devs talking about the game, it's annoying ask Nintendo Direct guy about to explain the same thing like we're 5Nintendo also just needs to just start announcing shit more than a few months out. This year is shit. There is nothing worth while. Just tell us if a new Zelda, or Smash, or ANYTHING is on the way. They have the exact opposite problem as Sony and its somehow more annoying.
>>740698619>Proves him right
I didn't watch it but it was shit.
