WE CAN'T STOP WINNING
>>740682995Buy an ad, tranny.
>>740682995>outfit not in the game
>>740683718But it is?
>>740682995God she is so fucking fat
>>740684182not fat enough
>>740683983yeah if you mod it back
>>740682995>nigger ass
>>740684768
>>740685412>Sees a PAAG>Thinks of nigger menMindbroken /pol/cel
>>740684907It's in the game tho without modding?
>eveold and busted
>>740685586>he moved on from just calling everyone indianWtf imposter you aren't the indog I bully
>>740684768Teach me how do you make such high quality webms senpai
>>740683718it is in the game, it was part of a free update
>>740684768Only problem with the switch version is you don't get fun stuff like this
>>740686272I dunno, framerate looked kinda rough too
>>740686049OBS > Handbrake > Webm
>>740685602The censored version of that outfit is in the game you disingenuous cuck. They never restored v1.0 outfits
>>740686653Thanks
>>740687000Stellar Blade, American Edition
>>740684768Imagine a small, skinny ahota attempting to mount those fat cheeks
>>740686878They brought it uncensored tho?
>>740686878You're retarded. Here's a screenshot from the PS5 version
>>740687804Stop, I can't get any more hard.
Jesus christ...
>>740682995Disgusting. No one wants this. Show us Evie in this outfit and we might care.
>>740688673This was the track the western industry was on before the dark timeline started
>>740682995Hehe need breast envy interaction of new new girl with Eve...
>>740682995>gets announced for shitch>suddenly /v/ thinks its goodTendies are cultists.
>HNNNGGG I WISH I WAS A GIIIIIIIRLshut the fuck up stellar troon
>>740689717This but it's Eve being envious to fit with modern times
>>740689648STFU you dirty fucking indog you don't know anything about the west Go eat pagpag
>>740690073Dumbass, it started with the reveal of the Hebe.
>>740690073>suddenly
>>740684182This. One of the best things of the new Stellar Blade is that we will finally get a skinny goddess
>>740690949"Finally" but "skinny" women make up the majority of female characters outside of gacha and fighters.
>>740690949Pedofags deserve the rope.
>>740682995>>740685034>>740689717im gonna spurt
>>740690949>skinnySlim, slender, toned, not skinny.
Why did they add the ability to play hard mode on a completely fresh boot of the game if it was designed to be played in NG+? I didn't know and I got tricked into playing EXTREME health sponge enemies that kill you in 2 hits until I finally looked it up and realized. But now the issue is that the game feels way too easy on normal
I've not played the original but I kind of want to play this one just because punching monsters to death sounds more fun than hack and slashing them. Does the first game have a punching style?
Jannie deleted my Evie thread
SB sold 6.1 million copies https://www.digitaltoday.co.kr/news/articleView.html?idxno=620767 it will sell 1 million more on Switch 2 . It took Nier Automata 4 years to sell 6 million copies, and SB is selling it at full price practically, biggest discount was 25%
>>740691810The game is way too easy no matter what
>>740687804>>740688413Faggots
>>740682995Reminder:Only browns like Eve.Evie is the true queen.
>>740686878Retard
>>740692632this but i think you accidentally got the names swapped
>>740688127>>740692648Show me the uncensored bunny outfit if you're so confident they restored the censored outfits.
Basically blacks are superior to us Indonesians so we worship them
>>740692954What the fuck does that have to do with VIDEOGAMES
>>740682995is the gameplay actually good?does it have rpg elements that let you customize your build?
>>740682995>niggerbody typepassWhere is more Bloodrain?
>>740693303Based. They should both inflate
Are Sony fags commiting mass suicide losing the only exclusive they had worth having?
>>740693587>is the gameplay actually good?It's fine. It's a competently made Sekiro-like that pivots more into action the latter half>buildlmaothere's a skill tree but that's it
>>740682995Wow I can totally masturbate to that, what a great videogame!
>>740693786?https://store.steampowered.com/app/3489700/Stellar_Blade/
>>740693786Anon, this game has been on PC for like a year now.
>>740693587It's unironically parryslop with a boring corridor world and the most banal Nier ripoff story and characters you can imagine. Worth playing for Eve's fat ass tho.
>>740693906>>740694227oh okay, i'll just fap to hmvs then
>>740693786Sony fanboys are unironically children, cucks, and women now. They're the edgy version of nintendo, probably happy this gooner franchise stopped tainting their precious brand. For-The-Players is now about replacing male leads, like the new Godess of War, 3rd person movies with press-button-to-win mechanics like Wolverine (which is also crushing the male-gaze with realistic women yass slay), and live service blast-having like Marathon. A game that actually makes you learn and play to win? And featuring a sexualized female lead? Sony fangirls would vomit at the idea
>>740693245Us indogs control 4chan
ban women from this fucking website
>>740693587Idk what these retards are telling you, its a mix of open-world exploration and some narrow story driven sections. Gameplay is fun, but not many playstyles. Theres a parry mechanic but its not just parry-to-win. Its definitely worth it on sale, especially since half the fun is finding new costumes or if you're on PC, getting mods
>>740695194>yes saar, I am indian, how could you tell?
So new dlc? All i care about.
>>740695337i'll check out the demoi love games that let you be a baddie but also are fun
>>740695337>not just parry-to-winI started playing yesterday and it absolutely is. My attacks did about .5% of the first bosses HP and they don't affect his Posture. Only parrying does. This is what creates parryslop: you just stand there, maybe do a couple of hits and then wait for the enemy to attack with your thumb up your ass.
>>740695495Indonesian*
>>740694227>parryslopNot really. The game let's you be hyper aggressive with your attacks since beta, bursts, enhanced attacks all have high stagger values letting you stay on offense without resorting to aggresive parry spam. Dodging and running is also extremely viable because of the crazy ass gap closer so you don't need to rely on parries to clear fights.>banal Nier ripoff storyBesides for the robot transhumanism shit they have very little in common story wise. Honestly, wish the story was a Nier ripoff it would have been 100 times better than what we got.
These kinds of games shouldn't have men in them. Would've enjoyed it far more if it was just sexy women.
is it easy to install mods on a cracked version of the game
>>740695734>the tutorial boss that teaches you how to parry does more damage from parrying No.. fucking... way... omg
>>740695495no>>740695936noim italianyou are both 35 year old obese childless failed women tho
>>740696136very trans coded message, happy pride month!
>>740697219No, only cis women please.
>>740682995I thought that was the Whitemane.
>>740696781>t. butthurt pajeet
Am I fucking missing something? Why can't I perform the charge attack move after a perfect dodge? I just got the skill and i'm in training mode. I am getting a perfect dodge, the game literally says so in the command log, and then I hold square....and nothing happens. I've adjusted the timing of it and it just doesn't work. I've done this for like 10 minutes and i've gotten the command to come out two times total. I can't tell if this is a controller issue or the game is just fucking bugged
>>740684768americans
>>740684768>>740687000How do I get a fat American gf when euro?
>>740685508>>740686049>>740686272>>740687804Retarded fucking niggers and turkish people. What can I expect at this hour?
>>740692331Gaming is also bigger than it was 10 years ago soooo
>>740692331Regardless it must've not made back what was invested in it.
>>740698545I’m pretty sure you only press light or heavy to follow up after perfect dodge, not charge it
>>740698545Pretty sure you just tap it, you hold down the button if its the last attack in a combo
>>740692605>>740699275Evie nonces
>>740686878retard
>>740696136Chinese hands typed this post.
>>740699954>$30-$50 million to produce and market>make $100+ million>posting stock reports when the majority of stocks is held by 2 people, one of them being the CEO kek try harder tranny
>>740699954It's not a AAA game, they made profit, also Shift Up is not only Stellar Blade y'know?>Also stocksLmao
>>740700101>>740700842No it clearly says you hold. Same for the one after parry, which I just bought and has the same issue. Even if I try tapping it doesn't do anything. I know it's not my controller either because I just tried it on KBM controls and it's still not coming out.
>>740701545>cant do multiple different inputsGenuinely a skill issue, probably your poor timing. Just keep practicing, the game doesn't hold your hand like most Sony games usually do
>>740701545No idea about the dodge but the parry has you hold it yea, are you holding the quick attack button? Do you have the 2nd step unlocked where you need to hold the heavy attack after doing a quick attack retaliation?
>>740701696>Black lipstick is now bbc cuckshitNah
>>740701696>retarded gooner masterbaited himself not only into complete blindness but utter retardationShe's clearly opening her mouth to speak you fucking retarded rabbai
>>740701418Where did you get those numbers from?>>740701539It is literally an AAA game tho
>>740702029>replying to your own postattention starved faggot, go shitpost in another thread
>>740701784I play fighting games and am not new to action games. It literally has to be a bug because the game has extreme input buffering so there is no reason it should be hard. Doesn't matter if I start it early or late, jsut doesn't come out. >>740701805Obviously i'm pressing the right button. I'm trying to do "reflection 1" and "counter 1" which just say "hold square after perfect dodge/parry"
>>740702160Swing and miss
>>740702064There's no official production cost, but since its made in Korea people can estimate what the labor cost is for the developers in Korea is + standard global marketing costs
>>740702593Idk what else to tell you champion of timing, works on my machine
>>740682995now make evie wear that
>>740702593Honestly don't know, I had a similar issue with the followup move to the charge attack. That's the only move i'm not able to do. Might be a bug
>>740682995that is a fat woman
>>740702593I think you hold down the attack button as soon as you see perfect dodge is active (the red glow on Eve) and you need to have the energy/SP for it too.
>>740682995post the rest of the clip where she gets roasted
Why is her spine always bent backwards like this? It looks weird
>>740704268anon that's what normal people look like
>>740693587>does it have rpg elements that let you customize your build?sort of, you get to equip 2 exospines and 4 gears that have different effects but I wouldn't say they change the gameplay too much, you can add attack speed or focus a bit more on beta skills or focus a bit more on burst skills or be a defense cuck
>>740704478No, her back bends backwards way more than normal.
>>740704547no it doesn't
>>740704645yes it does.
>>740704675No, Anon, it doesn't.
>>740704268That's how people stand in high heels dude
>>740704786yes it does.
>>740704803>peoplelike your boyfriend?
>>740704268Women tend to stand with a more back-leaning pelvis, while men are the opposite. At least when it comes to keeping a good posture. High-heels (which eve has on 24/7) exacerbate the posture differences, giving her a more feminine look
>>740690643Eat a bomb nigger
>>740704547What are you, some fag chiropractor? Fake ass scam artist. When your job can be performed better by a rolling pin you should definitely kys
>>740705007I see, that sounds reasonable.
>>740682995>body of white woman>head of Korean idol
>>740704268like the other anon said, thats what happens when women wear heels, even that real life model the other anon posted would have that same posture 1:1 if you made her wear heelsin fact, not a single outfit Eve has doesnt have heels, at most, its like sneaker heels in the kill bill reference outfit but thats itif they had given her any other shoes her posture would have to change and it could affect the rig
>>740702142>Always has beenIncorrect. Black lipstick is the property of gothic subculture and it will not be wrested from them. Queen of Spades fetish adopted the black lipstick from the popularity of the recent "goth mommy" fetishizing, which black people took part in. I don't care about your feelings, or the cucks feelings, or the racists feelings - Black lipstick belongs to goth, full stop. Claim otherwise and you can fucking die drowning in your shit.
So my game bugged out and this woman appeared after the boss fight naked.And I'm not even using mods.https://files.catbox.moe/ca9ip2.jpg
>>740705709Goth subculture has been dead for at least a decade and QOS is only growing, you can stay in denial all you like, but this is the world now
>>740693587Yes. It has unlocks but you'll get everything by the end so it's just an order.
>>740704268she has severe spinal issues and a flat ass. I don't know why we let gooks be in charge of sexy women but they dropped the fucking ball.
>>740694414Why did you only reply to the generic post going "uhh it's like uhhhh slop and stuff"?
>>740684907Its in the game bro, I have it on PS5
>>740699954And what exactly was "invested in it"? You have numbers do you?
>>740702064It literally isn't. It's the first console game from a mobile developer in a country with more or less no console development scene.
>>740705869QoS is shilled. You are a shill
>>740706003You sound like a nigga that posts in landwhale threads
>>740684907>>740686878Actual LARPer detected
>>740706034i said i was gonna try the demo afterwardstry to keep up
>>740705879This is not a 1.0 outfit and you know it. Cybernetic Bondage and the bunny outfit were censored and never added back.
>>740684907Literally in the game for free.
>>740706208Calling me a shill won't change the facts, sorry about the loss of your goth lipstick
They knew what they were doing when they added a photo mode...I spent several hours in it already.
>>740705869You can say that all you like, but it doesn'tmake it true, and it doesn't put me in denial. >goth culture is deadits a SUB culture, it stays alive in the underground, thats where it LIKES to be. Goth doesn't have to be mainstream for it to be "alive". You are stupid.
>>740706438>>740684907>>740686878Midsummer Alice and Midsummer Redhood were added to the game for free along with the black and white Kunoichi, and Neurolink.You would know this if you actually played the game, but of course, you didn't, so you're blabbering about "modding".
>>740706248>if you don't like alien bitches with no ass you must like fatties!So true brother.
>>740706732You sound like you're just mad that people associate black lipstick with QOS and not your dying goth shit
>>740705821Lucky bastard
change Eve's face to Tachy's, game becomes 10x better
>>740706864And none of those are 1.0 outfits, which are still censored. What is your point? Go on, show me the uncensored bunny outfit.
>>740684907retard
>>740706208Its literally one faggot replying to himself because nobody is taking the Jewish bait for his faggot fetish
>>740706976>You sound like you're just mad that people associate black lipstick with QOSI am>not your dying goth shitThis is literally the reason whyAlso you can drop the "dying" gag, because thats all it is, mainstream slopper. Enjoy your institutionalized lifestyle, social slave.
>>740707082>What is your point?What is YOURS?You claimed Midsummer Redhood is not in the game, and has to be "modded".
>>740707168No, I'm replying to you replying to the post saying "They never restored v1.0 outfits" with a non-1.0 outfit as if that proved them wrong.
>>740705821Bug? No, it's a feature.
>>740707082>still arguing about censorship when all but her fucking nipples and pussy are outTheres literally unmodded in-game outfits where the brown areola of her anus is visible, if you think there is still censorship then youre genuinely off the deep end
>>740707391>Theres literally unmodded in-game outfits where the brown areola of her anus is visibleThis is just bullshit now
>>740707478>he doesn't know about the 2B collab skins and how detailed they areKek I can tell you didnt actually play the game
Cybernetic bondage uncensored but in a different color so the schizo will still complain
>>740707391>>740707478>areola of her anus
>>740707717Oh you're one of the delusional people who thinks that a shadow is butthole peek
>>740701367put a dick on the right and the gooners will coom harder, the libs will shill harder and the pearlclutchers will seethe harder.it's the utmost safe horny coombait you can do
>>740707972Some grown ass boomer with a gut hitting his knees wrote this post
>>740707743Damn maybe I should play this game
>>740691162Agreed. You go first.
>>740707743Where's the bunny outfit, anon?
>>740691693toned and athletic with abs please
>>740707164>I amWell, glad you admitted it. Acceptance is the first step towards healing
>>740707391>areola of her anusI must have missed that biology class
>>740707743Didn't the pc version add another Bondage skin that had less covering the middle? I assume that's what it was meant to look like.
>>740684768>>740687000Now that's my kinda woman. Do post more if you would.
>>740708794I have no shame in being angry. You should apologize for your stupidity so that I am not angry anymore. You would do it in person.
>>740707082This one was:https://litter.catbox.moe/otuiwx.webmand given this >>740705821 post, I'm just inclined to believe the game has nipples for the angels. Someone had to model and texture these.
>>740709371I don't have anything to apologize for lmao, it's not my fault people have taste and moved away from goth shit to actually good stuff
im playing it nowwhat do I think of it
>>740682995Are there any mods to make Eve like 8 feet tall?
>>740691547Stop gooning. Stop feeding 4D parasites.
>>740709504>good stuffSo you were a QoS shill all along. Gotcha. Black lipstick belongs to goths. Whores who idolized gothic women (and will never be them) do not usurp goth culture.>not my fault people have taste and moved away from goth shitYou live in a fantasy world.
>>740708205why yes how could you tell
>>740707864>we just modeled a shadow texture around her anus for fun and no other reason whatsoever
>>740710019>Whores who idolized gothic womenlmao, nobody gave a shit about it. they didn't even know about it.It was just because it was black, anon.
>>740709779Better then you thought it would be
>>740682995What are the chances of a Zero suit outfit?
>>740693906>there's a skill tree but that's itDisingenuous larping faggot. The equipment you have changes your build, stupid fuck.
>>740709428>game has fully modeled nipples and vaginasNo wonder Sony was hellbent on censoring this game on release, it tarnished their for-the-modern-audience branding
>>740706563Looks nice anon. Post more.
>>740704268She's wearing heels you retarded virgin faggot
>>740710404>>game has fully modeled nipples and vaginasit doesn't though
>>740710203You don't know, or understand anything about how culture is shared or propagates. You don't know about internet history. You don't know about the day to day events that happened culminating in goth fashion being integrated into egirl culture. You didn't see goth influence emo girl culture, which influenced egirl culture. You didn't see a world where the ONLY people wearing black lipstick were goth. I saw it happen in real-time, day to day, year to year. I know more than you.
>>740682995God she looks retarded
>>740704268Lordosis
>>740709779I switched the spoken language to Korean with English subtitles because the British accents are fucking retarded, I reccomend it. The Korean voice actors are better than the English ones
>>740710565Anon, QOS girls did not think about goth for even a fraction of a secondThey picked black because it was black, you're delusional
this is one of the skins in game
>>740710563>ignoring posts of unmodded base characters in this very thread>you didnt ever actually play the game, so you didnt see Tachys puffy pussy eating her bodysuit in the fist 10 minutes of the gameGo away faggot, go make a fucking Mixtape thread or something more your caliber
>>740707281It's literally the same outfit in a different color and MORE skin showing than originally
>>740708550That would be Redhood, the one you claimed was "modded".
>>740710442Oh don't get me started. People are going to complain about spamming.
>>740711048Not a bunny outfit
>>740710879>the fat being pinched by the swimsuitFuck man they're good at making these skins
>sony still didnt post blood rain on their channellmao they are seething they cant call the shots anymore
>>740710241Yes
>>740710563Bro, that clip is from the PS5 launch. You can't even call it a mod.Horizon also had nipples for Aloy in the sequel.
>>740711194Snoy is still reeling from internet response to Hag of War
>>740682995What the fuck is wrong with her shoulders
>>740711194Stellar Blade isnt a Sony Playstation exclusive anymore, the bought out the contract
>just ordered a switch 2, pro controller and 1TB express card because of the directmy wallet is crying
>>740710727makes sense. I used CN for wuchang so I'll use KR for this
>>740711194Yeah man, Sony sits there looking at new announcements and goes "ooh we should put that on our channel" or "oh no we don't want that" and doesn't just get fed videos from publishers.
>>740711194The game hasn't been announced for any consoles, yet, and it's not on XB's or Nintendo's either.
>Shinji Mikami tard wrangling the gooks into making a good game this time around
>>740711567>. I used CN for wuchangChinkshit sounds so fucking awful compare to Korean or Japanese, how can you listen to that?
>>740711194It hasn't been announced for any system. You retards just sit around thinking about Sony all day
>>740693303You know I see more Tachy and Raven yuri with Eve than Eve with Lily. Even though EvexLily is canon since that is how Evie came to be.
>>740710879tanlines
>>740711172It is literally the same outfitYou just keep displaying you've never played the game.
>>740711934I care more about canon language closest to source material. played E33 in french too
>>740711606>he thinks a japanese-turned-californian company wouldn't be full of the most bitter spiteful assholes everThey literally forced Genshin to add Aloy as a compromise to having cross-platform currency.
>>740711684It doesnt even have a release date, most likely will be a PS, Xbox, and PC release simultaneously>expecting a switch version on release lmao
>>740712078Weird, I don't see the bunny tail
Outfits should be great
>>740711934Its called immersion anon, stop being a faggot
>>740710879she looks like a miami thot
>>740712242You seem to be confusing two different outfits. Unsurprising as you've never played it.
>>740711606>Sony, who recently showcased Hag of War, Wolverine (now featuring trans-friendly "female" character), recently released a AAA game where you play as an Indian Cuck, and blast-having Marathon that refused to give female models curves, doesn't want a game featuring a young attractive female on their marketing? I am besides myself with shock.
>>740710874I simply know more than you. Accept reality, ego-boy. Your blood has been in your dick all your life, and not your brain, so I sympathize. Just check the ego.
a lot of nintendo players will have finding all 100+ skins in the game
>>740712303yeah I'd rather play in Japanese and pretend that's how Chinese sounds than to actually listen to Chinese
>>740712450He actually is right. The original bunny suit has a tail and the red version doesn't. You posted a completely different costume
>>740712450You're wrong, the Holiday Bunny outfit had a pompom tail on the back of it, don't fucking talk out your ass
>>740712760>100+ skinswhat the FUCK
>>740713075all of them are free not including the nier skins
>>740713075You can even change the Evie's hair, the length of her ponytail, give her earrings, and glasses. Some outfits have panty shots. The funniest outfit puts Eve in a bear suit.
>>740712242so now it's about a scut, not tits?
was this cracked yet
>>740682995How do women feel when they wear something like that can easily slip and show off their pussy? Is it strong strap that doesn't come off no matter what?does it perfectly cover the pussy lips so, it doesn't move?Like what are the mechanics behind it?
>>740713643Clothing tape keeps things in place, literally special tape that sticks to skin and clothes and is resistant to sweat
idk what planet that's supposed to be but it sure as fuck isn't earth
>>740713075Half of them are reskins.
>>740682995Is this really how she looks in game? Or is this some sort of mod or AI?
>>740684768Having sex with a woman like this means you won at life. There really is nothing else that would beat such an experience besides more sex with women this fertile.
>>740714237It's Earth after getting scoured by a colony module being dropped from orbit long ago
>>740714668Yes, she does look like that even unmodded.
>>740682995Does Sony own stellar blade or just published it for the playstation version?
>>740714869I mean, this is a step too far, but unironically fat asses are better, bone hitting against you fucking suckcs
>>740714987The dev is independent.
>>740686272>Only problemPure tendie fatigue
>>740687000Is it wrong when I say this aroused me more than the normal version?
>>740714668Of course it's how she looks in-game.
>>740714987No, but Sony had an exclusive publishing agreement and that's why they published the PlayStation and Steam versions. ShiftUp bought them out of the agreement, and they're publishing it on Switch 2.
>>740715070I know the dev is but what about the stellar blade IP? Who owns it?
Why should I play this instead of Dead or Alive Bitch Volleyball?
>>740715183So if I buy it on switch 2 none of the money goes to sony?
>>740715208the dev does.
>>740715294This has good gameplay
>>740715208ShiftUp, they own all the rights to the IP
>>740714987Shift Up own it. Sony just published the first game. Since then Shift Up hit the jackpot with NIKKE and had an IPO, they're a billion dollar company now so they're self-publishing the sequel.
>>740715294The jiggle physics are actually better.
>>740715294This is a better game.
>>740715294What a stupid fucking question, theyre nothing close to the same
can you play this game one handed?
>>740682995>No pube peakThey had ONE fuckign job.
>>740682995>WINNINGCUMMING*WE CAN'T STOP CUMMING
>>740710247Actually a good chance with the switch version as Nintendo have allowed stuff in other games from Tekken, Rayman, Skyrim, Minecraft and of course Bayonetta.
>>740715341>the gameplay
>>740715309Just get it on PC You have access to dozens of mods and it'll probably be 30fps on switch
>>740715832what the fuck does this even mean
>>740696054It's a rip-off of OG Nier, not Automata. The monsters you're fighting were OG humans all along, you're the bad guy xD is exactly the same plot point/twist.
>>740693303i like how the ai has zetabytes of lesbian porn to train with
>>740716031boobs
>>740715832Stellar Blade has solid as hell gameplay, even the reviews whining about the sexy protagonist contended it played well
wish I could get rid of the watermark
>>740716681I refuse to believe people find cellulite attractive
>>740706372wait how is it LARPing if you're doing it on the Internet
fresh eve pic
>>740715152>no pit stubble
>>740716885You can, its in the photomode settings, or just crop it out
>>740717168Nobody likes your gross fetish
>>740716885There's literally an option to remove it in photo mode
>>740711543>pro controllerbro, you should've waited a little more for that in case they went full based and released a Stellar Blade themed controller.
>>740715693>nintendo doing a Stellar Blade collabIm more likely to shit out a gold brick than to see that, if anything SB will be censored on Switch even more so than the shit sony tried to pull on release
the aura
>>740715309yes, the game is fully owned by Shift Up now. expect SB2 to hit Sw2 too next year.
>>740717245>>740717407thanks bros
i suspect SU will try and port blood rain on the S2 at the same time
Ngl, I didn't like the outfits aside from the first one with the bowtie removed and the black diving suit. Rest didn't feel like they fit the setting.
What official Eve toys should ShiftUp start selling?
the face models from SB1 and 2 is insane
>>740717931you liar
>>740717908Given their recent comments about hardware targets, I think its guaranteed
>>740717609Drawn by Jeong Juno, who mentored SB's director (and founder of Shift Up) Kim Hyung Tae.
:(
>>740717609really cool wallpaperI like how it emphasizes the force field around the colony
>>740717579If they can collab with Tekken and DOA, then we'll see, just be ready.
>>740718719i'm going to kidnap her off the street
>>740718908She's gonna punch you
>>740718885Sexo
>>740718956her weakness is ticklingshe wont be able to summon her strength
>>740718720Tekken is literally a pro-trans game with censored skins and blocky females so theres no sexualization, and they havent collabed with DOA in over a decade
>>740707391>areola of her anusthe koreans have become too powerful
>>740717407wtf is 2b in this game??? I'm suddenly more interested.
>>740719968No that's just a costume
>>740719069Needs just one little gold navel piercing stud.
>>740719968It's a DLC costume
Wow I never heard the news that it was cracked, lmao denuvo sucks
>>740719968
>>740682995Worst game in the decade. Poor incels.
>>740715832God fucking damnit that actually worked on me FUCK lmao
>>740720130I forgot what game it was, but they cracked Denuvo on release date. Its literally worthless but the suits doing paperwork don't know that and only listen to Denuvo shilling
>>740682995What's crazy is I look like this.
>>740720393>in the decade ESL indian faggot
>>740716681Fucking KEK it looks like the train is being dragged over the edge by her weight
>>740715341I wouldn't call parry-slop good gameplay. It's passable, I guess.
>>740684768>>740687000Why am I hard? I should be disgusted, not hard after watching thatWas Bready the start? She is an anime girl with a pretty face...
>>740719968They did a Nier DLC
>>740719968You get the dress, haircut, blindfold and even the drone, so she literally looks like 2B. Just no sword skin sadly.You need to buy the paypig edition btw.
>>740720594>parry-slopFunny how people who actually played the game have good things to say about the gameplay and people who didnt play have retarded opinions they repeat like parrots
one of the female npcs has a massive robot ass
>>740721646Better than the Overwatch collab
>>740684768I will now jack off to your game
>>740721727NTA, and I love parryslop like Sekiro, Nine Sols and Expedition 33, however Stellar Blade has a delayed parry similar to the buckler parry in Elden Ring, yet you need to parry full combos and the next attack in a string might come out near instantly so there's no time to reaction parry it with this delayed parry, which leads to a lot of memorization, which I wasn't a fan of.Mind you, it's not a big deal because the game is easy and you can just spam beta skills to literally perma stunlock bosses, but it's still lame.
>>740721646>paypig edition Its a $10 DLC with a several of high quality costumes, cosmetics, and new music (and some other shit if you're a nier fan). Meanwhile Sony slop like Marathon charges $20 to change a single base game skin into a different color
>>740715832Lmao he actually got me the first time. I instantly knew what had happened though.
>>740721860$70 fucking USD for censored low-poly versions of Nier skins made by dirty Indian hands in a remote office for literally pennies, the pay pigs must really be soley responsible for keeping that shit tier game afloat
>>740694414>hmvsrecommend some
>>740682995post more Raven
>>740720920You like unusually well-proportioned fat women with pretty faces. Not really that weird.
>>740723345I like Evie, but I'm sad Raven isn't the protagonist.
>>740720920Bready is not THAT fat. Her weight is average and chubby at best if you're from asia
>>740721860What the fuck kind of material is that supposed to be? It looks like she's wearing a pillowcase
>>740721860They look like granny panties made out of tarp fabric, holy shit
>>740710649Gay
>>740682995NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!BLUESKY REDDIT DISCORD SISTERS, WHAT DO WE DO???JUST WATCH PORN, CHUD!!!
>>740723097Ultimate Bouquetman HMVfirst result on google, it's great
>All the shit talking of Eve now that Evie is in the spotlight>even her creator says Eve is a blank slateI won't allow it. Don't disrespect the OG
>>740724313Eve walked so Evie could run
>>740684768What mods?
>>740684768I'm honestly impressed they made the face fat too. Usually they only do fake fat with just the body but not the face.
>>740684768>>740687000I will now play your game but only if you link a download for the mod NOW
>>740701367Thought this was PlagueOfGripes for a moment, but I wouldn't put it past him to make something like this either
>>740709132It's an android thing.
>>740723728Bready is fat
>>740682995>Replaced by some uglier bitchYeah sure, "winning"
>>740722392Utterly destroying Marvel Shitvalz lol
>>740726638uh huh
>>740724313Eve was the inferior prototype. The Raven to Evie, if you may.
>>740726638>my multiplayer skinner box game is better than your multiplayer skinner box gameAt least rivals actually has sexy skins
Not going to lie, that one animation Mother Sphere has isn't bad at all. https://xcancel.com/VChanSFM/status/2018699549552820670>>740723441Odds are high that Raven will come back in the sequel, but she's definitely going to be crazier than ever, what with losing to Eve and all.
>>740726864This is just straight up a man's body. Also coincidentally shows the most skin out of the outfits
>>740696474Extremely easy
>>740715183They didnt bought out shit they always owned the IP, agreement about timed exclusivity expired and thats it. Im pretty sure muttbox isnt getting a port because publishing deal made back in 2020 had a clause that ShiftUp can never can port it to Xbox but they can to other platforms including Bingtendo since as court docs showed Sony doesnt consider Nintendo as a competitor in any way for some reason lol.
How are they gay for each other again?
>>740719069Total sexo
>>740682995Was his Hotline Miami arc as documented or nah ?
>>740720920Bready is the limit for me
>>740728367Kissable cutie
>>740683183Dilate wormxis
>>740724313Eve is still a sexy slut, don't care about what homos have to say.
>>740720287
How is this fair after snoys made this a successful ip
>>740729665You mean despite Sony? Those dumb asses were ballz deep into Concord.
>>740729665>snoy wanted abby, aloy, laufey, and concord as the face of their company instead of eve or eviedeserved :)
>>740687000Seeing a body like that jump and twirl around is so fucking funny. Like a hippo ballerina.
>>740729665Trying too hard
>>740684907>this is the best gcj trannies can send
>>740730519?
>>740682995>replay stellar blade>once again disappointed at the lack of enemies with suggestive grab and pinning attacksHope they fix this in the sequel. A game with a naive slut protagonist fighting up close against gross humanoid monsters? And none of those monsters squeeze her in a bear hug or pin her to the ground with a bodyslam? No tentacles wrapped around her? No monsters that try to inject her with anything? SACRILEDGE!
>>740717168>>740717371Her default suit and A2 skin among a few others have it though
>>740730485
How much customization is there for outfits? Are they all in ones or can you mix and match at all?
>>740731154jej
>>740726529WIFE
>>740730971Guardians grab your face and body slam you. One of the stabby fuckers pins you down and penetrates you with his blades repeatedly. But yeah, we need more suggestive ones. Those are a bit of a stretch.
>>740731259>WIFEwtf? I don't remember posting this
I really hope the brawler combat will be super indepth in SB2. Its been a while since I've played a good brawler beat em up game
>>740731392I do
People posting the censored version of this outfit deserve the rope
>>740733635My first playthru was with that hair style pure hair sex
>>740733635Is this the Switch 2 version? Why does her outfit look like it's one solid texture?
>>740682995Is the first one worth playing
>>740684768>>740687000
>>740734201Nyes
>>740730971Raven can stomp on Eve's face after manhandling her. That was the only hot fight though.
>>7407341361.- Was playing with high textures instead of ultra2.- The texture is meant to look like that3.- Are you a homosexual?
>>740714869>fat means fertile
>>740734201Maybe ;)
>>740734607how much of this is modded?
>>740690073
>>740734201I thought so.
>>740734201No.
>>740683183fpbp
>>740684768I fucking kneel
>>740734963Just this one modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/stellarblade/mods/756
>>740734201Yes
>>740735783I like how the game goes full Evangelion at some points
>>740735783this entire sequence and the music was badass
>>740736094Then the game turns into Gundam
>>740684768We need more plump, juicy, succulent fat women in vidya. I nominate 60-year-old Ada Wong in RE X.
>>740730485>Seeing a body like that jump and twirl around is so fucking funny.Hey c'mon she still looks cool!
>>740736139We are to follow where God's providence opens the way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwEs8kKq72M
Is Stellar Blade fun? Gameplay videos make it seem kinda boring but maybe it feels better when actually playing.
>>740736803It's very fun. Combat is far more weighty than you'd think, has a lot of impact.
>>740736803There's a demo on Steam. It may not tell you if you'll like the game, but it'll definitely tell you if you will not like the game.
>>740736803VERY fun ;)
>>740682995Will it have any of the DLC?
>>740712760i just used a save with all the skins unlocked desu. lol
>>740734607Perky
>>740735783I loved that part. It was just so ridiculous and over the top.
I won't play this game until I can mod her body into Xxapple
>>740736226Did she eat all the enemies?
Evie will need a schoolgirl outfit with a shiny and square red backpack.
>>740687000>>740684768Obese women with over the inflated ass size are disgusting
>>740737523plus a track & field outfit
>>740737713What about skinny women with over inflated ass size?
>>740737523100% somebody will mod it.
So is Evie gunna be revealed to be some sort of descendant or "clone/new model" of Eve right?
>>740738285She's Lily and Eve's daughter
>>740737916It's still a disgusting ass size, it's not in proportion.
>>740736725The remix in Nikke collab is as good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtVpwKH8yEg
>>740738412Considering how she looks. Yea I'd believe it. Lily being the one with the dick btw.
>>740738634Of course>>740738564>not in proportionThat's what makes it hot
>>740738412It's been confirmed
>>740738634Could you Overwatch retards stay in your futa threads?
I heard the game was censored, did they patch the true Stellar vision?
Won how? They censored the T&A in the second game lmfaoAny tendie that buys this is paying to get spat on
>>740738743Probably support model like Lily
>>740738743The real mother to all of humanity isn't Eve. It's Lily creating Humans in a tube off screen between the events of Stellar Blade 1 and 2.
>>740738825>I heard the game was censoreOnly some outfits were, and you can get them back on PC https://www.nexusmods.com/stellarblade/mods/756Nintengoys won't have the privilege
>>740738825
>>740738285>>740738412ShiftUp went full /u/ mode lately Don't be surprised if SB2 has yuri in it
>>740717579Didn't they let cyberpunk go uncensored? I think sexy costumes can get a pass especially since it is the selling point of game. Bayo 3 still had ass out. I think dispatch just left the cocks on screen too long.
>>740738965The tube between her legs
>censor outfits>instead of admitting they censored them by uncensoring them, they just release replacement outfits and hope you forget they censored shit never forget
>he's STILL trying
>>740739065Wow, SHIFT UP really does know the LGBT community! Those 2 girls were punching each other not even 2 minutes ago.
>>740739213>Didn't they let cyberpunk go uncensored?The character looks like actual meth addicts and ugly, so one one cared. Only beauty must be censored.
>>740738772It's not our fault Shift Up made it canon
>>740739065you wish, yuriniggershift up is a STRAIGHT company making hot content for STRAIGHT men
>>740740881Lesbian sex is made to be watched by straight men.
>>740739598i read they changed the other outfits because of some korean clothing brand was breathing down their neck
>>740740881hes a loser that spams the nikke threads
>>740740881True, which is why they made a canon futa on fem pairing, the straightest pairing
>>740739642>Those 2 girls were punching each other not even 2 minutes ago.Hot ngl>>740740881>shift up is a STRAIGHT companyDidn't say it wasn't. /u/ content is for straight men. Always was>>740741637>hes a loserWhy so mad? Im not posting cuckshit with the nikkes and someone isn't the MC. I get the outrage for that one but not yuri
>>740741573Of course they did. Those were not only not even the most revealing outfits in the game, but they added even more revealing outfits later on for free. It was never about hiding sex appeal.
>>740742295>it was never about hiding sex appeal says the shill>days after they took the sex appeal out back behind the shed and put a bullet in it with SB 2's trailerlol
>>740741930>SirenxMori>SirenXlevi>SirenxCinderellaWhy is Siren so gay?
I understand whu people say about the story being like gacha. The intro was meh. I hate it when characters go>No...NO! NOOOOwhen there's no build up or context for any of this drama. Does it get better later?
is there a mod that has a big dildo lodged in her anus?i'd buy a new graphics card for my 2015 toaster just for that
>>740728675wtf lmao he's the spammer? I wonder if anyone on YouTube knows this
>>740742926I know this one has a toggle for dildos in her pussy at least
Has the schizo made a video with himself and Evie yet or will he stay loyal to his delusions?
>>740743431I still don't get his deal, was it himself who used to spam SB threads or someone else?
>>740742902No.
>>740743431He already did.
I'm all for it, but I can't see them giving Evie as many slutty outfits as Eve gotHappy to be proven wrong
>>740745986Just a short cheer leading outfit would do more than Eve's entire wardrobe
>>740684768>>740687000i hate americans
>>740743125>I know this one has a toggle for dildos in her pussy at leastnice
>>740704268you're gay and can't be helped
>>740745986What are some tomboycore outfits that are still sexy? Spats?
>>740745986At this point Shift-Up should quadruple down and give her pasties and microbikinis just to mindbreak the detractors.
eve can straight up rip a WHALE SHARK out from the fucking ocean i love how no one addresses how strong she is
I just heard a rumor that stellar blade 2 is pc exclusive? Any truth to that?
>>740749663No.
>>740749505She's got it
eve can straight up suck a FART out from my ass I love how no one addresses how strong she is
Lingerie is my one true weakness
>>740704268anterior pelvic tilt, can happen naturally in some people or when you wear heals, but also if someone gyms a lot and does too many squats and doesn't balance it out with other exercises.
What's the best outfit for a first playthrough?
>>740736851>>740736942>>740737049Played the demo. It was decent but I feel like saving money and getting the sequel instead because it looks more my style.
>>740750281You could just pirate the first game and save that money to buy the sequel
>>740745986I can.
>>740750325I would but the anti-Denuvo hack seems kinda fishy.
why is so much Koren media framed with a deep sense of sexual frustration?
>>740693587Not for your kind.
>>740684768>Complain about fat western uggos in games>This shit is constantly bubbling under the surface
>>740750449because they have taste
>>740750449actual pornography is illegal thereadditionally, they're speedrunning the societal decline caused by industrialization (there are those who would separate this concept from culture, they are wrong in every sense of the word) which naturally involves sexual frustration (the inability to reproduce, to continue the human spirit)
>>740752038>actual pornography is illegal thereTo what degree? Can they not get online and browse anything?What does pornography being illegal actually mean in a real every day individual sense?
>>740752276I believe the blocks are on the ISP level, hardcore pornography is blocked.It means that in order to jerk off, only softcore is available (and you are jerking off because of the culture), your body is craving meat but you can only get tofu. You eat the tofu and are temporarily satiated but you know you are eating tofu and there is real beef out there.On a single day, this isn't any sort of issue, and the impact on an individual psyche is small. But once it's every day, across millions of psyches, these small impacts become a full on drift. To some extent, this is culture.
>>740709428>>740710404Wonderful. Big areolas on Eve too.
>>740738564>it's not in proportion.Maybe in your emaciated commie country it isn't
>>740750414There is no "anti-Denuvo" hack, it was properly hacked by voices38 like a month ago
>>740753846Thanks for letting me know.
>>740684768How can I get a gf like this?
>>740755085Go to your local Walmart
>>740755218None of them got a face that cute
>>740745986granted 2013 might as well be a different world, but both the CEO/artist and some of the devs worked on Blade & Soul (you definitely can see the dna on this and the first game if you're familiar with it), and that had quite sexy outfits for the Lyn race (similar to Tera's Elin), which ACTUALLY could look very child-like (if not straight up toddlers).good times...
>>740682995Good Thread
>>740704268
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