Tight teen ass saves gaming and makes leftoids seethe.
Don't care, I'm not buying it
Based asmongold already made you lolicons squirm when he asked for evidence loli doesn't cause child crime. Cope pedos.
>>740701961>underage girl's ass saved gamingwhat did OP mean by this?
>>740702238Of course, leftoids don't play games
>>740702238>>740702314>>740702335you lost troony
>>740702314who?
>>740701961>leftoids seethe.broken clock etcthis is a child
>low res
>>740702803>this is a childbased
>>740702314Do violent video games cause violent crime?
>>740702803out of 10
>>740703087thats not evie
>>740702803where do you live anon? i also want to see children with those hips, tits and asses. Must be really hard not just hooking up with kids there
>>740701961>>740702335That is an ass of a short and skinny adult woman.
>>740703004>>740703006
>>740701961Snoy shill thread.
>>740701961evangelicals are the actual power behind censorship but /v/tards are busy blaming "letoids".this retarded culture war is so forced.
>>740701961>tightIt fucking jiggles.
>>740703342Image is missing nintendo
>>740703087HOLY FUCKING SEXO
>>740702314meanwhile, in japan
>>740703342>multiplat>snoy threadsaar... i think it's easier if you just make an explicit xbox thread...
>>740702314Assmongoloid definitely diddles kids
>>740701961
>>740703597Those were real girls
these damn hebes will be the death of me, I swear
>>740701961>you're a leftist if you don't like to fuck little boysI see that new pedo narrative has dropped.
>>740704669>counter signaling this hardi know what you are
asmonbald invoking the 1000 year old loli trope for frieren, who is not a loli, while crying about evie, who is also not a loli, got a chuckle out of me
Why is the anti-woke griftosphere having such conniption fits over this lil lady?
>>740702335>underage girls dont have assesstop getting made that underage girls with asses existits like you are a nazi or something
>>740702314already proven, unbothered. do your own homework
>>740701961Anon, if it jiggles, it's not tight.
>>740701961Wassup, Eevie bros?
I love you Shift Up
>>740704902They wanted dummy thicc because they are nigger apesEvie is the kind of girl only attainable by philosophers, kings, revolutionary men of the arts
>>740701961I've seen better asses at highschool
>>740701961>makes leftoids seethe.The projection is reaching impossible levels
I want a tomboy GF so bad
>>740701961Better ass.
>>740701961>made utterly irrelevantre...remember my game too
>>740706000Both are good>tight toned ass>well shaped big ass
>>740706000They definitely firmed up her buns
>>740705547seethe harder leftoid
do you fine gents have those AI sloppas where she wears the mini denim dress or the basketball attire?
>>740702314That's not how it works. You're make a claim with evidence, not make a claim and demand evidence against the claim when someone calls it bullshit
>>740702803It's inside and yes it's mine
>>740705801I should play fatal frame...which one is this
Too young and boyish.
>>740704902Their existence is built on controversy, it was never about winning it was always about the controversy. They can’t accept that ShiftUp already won with the first game selling millions and that the controversy is over so they’re trying to make it up now.
Imagine correcting her with missionary
>>740704902>>740705459>>740706983seethe harder troony
>>740702314Wheres your evidence that it causes crime? If i say god exists its up to me to bring evidence, not up to you to disprove it.
>>740702335>>740702314>>740702803>>740701961she clearly looks 18. 18 is still considered too young to these people
>Stellar Blade day one buy.I did not buy ConcordI did not buy God of WarI did not buy The Last of UsI did not buy Mixtapeetc etcYou want money, make what I will buy :)
>>740707389Are you sure? I'd say she looks about 17 years and 9 months old.
>>740706846The Wii U one.
>>740707389The average American is so fat that skinny people look like kids to them
>>740702335Supposedly she's about college grad age.Which makes me wonder; How old was Eve? I assumed she was like 25. But I guess she's like 28?
I dont understand what is meant to be sexual about it.
this is my wife Evie (15)
>>740702335Its called representation, bigot.
The obession with a girl's age is so fucking retarded.Nobody ever complains if a boy is too young.
>>740707989God she manages to mog EveI love Eve but Evie just appeals to me more because I love tomboys
>>740707949anal sex makes babies
>>740708025AoC laws were based on jealousy. Now you see its not about protecting children (teens actually) since pixels dont need protection whatsoever.
>>740703087>off model garbage
>>740707876Aren’t they fucking Robots?What does their age mean in this context?And does it even make sense in the story?
>>740702314Why is he a hypocrite?
>>740708181Whats really awful is that this crap takes attention away from real pedos
>>740706203please I want to cum
>>740702314GTA6 will cause crime increase.
>>740708181The first Age of Consent laws were based on ending child prostitution in Britain. There was insane amount of ~10-13 year old prostitutes in London in the 19th century.
>>740708497Yeah 10-13 makes sense.But 18 is 18 (and in some, 16)Again, it's policing male sexuality
>>740706000awfulwhat's the point of this game if my dick doesn't even get hard?
>>740702238Okay, thanks for the report I'm buying the deluxe edition btw.
>>740704902>>740706983>no uDo loony troons think this convinces anyone or is it just wish casting?
>>740708362>Aren’t they fucking Robots?Yeah, and I would too.>What does their age mean in this context?They're replicas made by Mother Sphere to mimic humanity. And they don't age, so the age they're given when constructed determines their life. Like, Kaya will never get older or stronger unless she somehow changed bodies. None of the few kids in Xion will ever "grow up," and their parents won't stop being the age they already are either. They're frozen like this forever, so the age they have is the ONE age they have.
>>740708368I've seen this happen before. when guys get cucked by the type they actually like a lot of them invent a cope and psyop themselves into liking a different type. Like one dude got dumped by a skinny pretty girl then a few years later he's talking to me about how much he likes fat on his girls. It's just cope because he had to lower his standards.
>>740708919This is confusing so you’re against ShitUp?
>>740702314That's the stupidest logic I've ever heard. It's like asking for evidence that superheroes don't cause violent crime. There's no correlation whatsoever and it's on the accuser's field to demonstrate there is.
>>740701961more excited for this than GTA VI
>>740709259not sure what he's on about but i've seen on twitter that people were first crying about her looking underaged and now they're crying about her looking like a boy and not "curvy" enough. I'm not sure if it's the same group of people changing narratives or something but it's really funny seeing them seethe regardless
>>740708368Ugh, yikes. She looks too young. Why is he such a creep?
>>740708497There were child prostitution rings in Berlin until one based Austrian artist came to save us.
>>740702314Rapists cause rape. It doesn't matter what they are attracted to, rape mentality is separate from taste or attraction.
>>740709330These people just want an excuse to ban shit you like.You dont reason with these people, you kill them
>>740703342Also on steam, and coming soon to Nintendo, but keep seething it's funny
>>740703597I hate that normies are poisoning the term deepfake, deepfake is a word that refers specifically and exclusively to AI face swapping technology not wholly AI generated images
>>740709501I just don’t think it matters lol the first Stellar Blade didn’t get cancelled and actually did pretty good in sales and now the sequel looks good I don’t think any seething or complaining matters at all like the game is going to get made and it’s probably going to do well considering the success of the first one.
>>740701961may I suggest some alternative headlines for your post OP?>Tight teen ass reduces retarded coomer brained incels to horny paypigs, companies use slop to sell them the same doll over and over instead of putting out a quality product or alternative:>Retarded incels increasingly controlled by malicioous corporations through marketing psychology, farmed for money by cheapest possible bait. Controlled by dick epidemic hits an all time high among young menlast one:>perpetually online and loser low IQ gamers choose coomer bait over quality games where the character design actually fits the world, combat, story, and mechanics
>>740703523>evangelicalsMost people should really pay attention on them, they're purists pushing the censorship and trying to convert everyone with their "faith", they're western isis.
>>740709836whats wrong with being a loser? we are all humans and our feelings matter, no matter how cool or lame we are.
>>740709836Holy fucking troon melty KEK
>>740709035>negative assshift up has lost their way
>>740701961People will rope over this game. The cultural dynamic nowadays is completely different than when SB came out. The cult of ugliness is on its last legs. Evie is just the girl to the deliver the finishing blow.
>>740701961>female protagonist It's simply not for me
>>740710050Why do you talk like this? It's silly.
Reminder that 99% of Stellar Blade fans have been hyping up this game online. It's quite literally just circlejerktroons and a couple other retards having a melty
>>740702314The burden of proof lies on the positive claim, you absolute 80 IQ mongoloid.
>>740709836Kwab
>>740709904Evamgelicals do whatever israel tell them, that's who they worship. I'm not joking. If israel tells them to they'll prostitute their own children.
>>740710103Very egg coded if I might say. These looney troons trying to trick us into playing with their agp fetish.
>>7407098360/10 try again too obvious
>>740702335This is a 23yo woman.
>>740701961tendie pedo slop game
>>740710167Seething hags and troons is what's silly
>>740710271Hag
>>740701961>[Good News][Uplifting News]
Very tall asian child
>>740710707High heels. The game director said they made her shorter by design
Built, made, put together, prepared, invented, engineered, crafted, created, constructed, developed, concocted, arranged, molded, designed, refined, processed, formed, formulated, established, organized, grown, produced, framed, erected, forged, assembled, inaugurated, fabricated, confected, handcrafted, divinely sculpted, specifically commissioned, born and raised, geographically programmed, shaped, and organically manufactured solely for Big black cock.
>>740710257not an argument>>740710228not an argument>>740710017not an argument>>740710015because you being a loser and choosing slop instead of a good product actually reduces the quality of the product for everyone since corporations realise they online have to farm coomer brained paypigs for infinite money glitch instead of putting in effort to making something creative and actually good
>>740710930Her high-heels are not 10"
>>740710242They're the next target now the wokies are on damage control, even Amazon with MOTU movie is mocking the lefties.
>kikes and jeets so butthurt they invoke BBCthings really aren't looking good for them
>>740711032NTA but i will never play a game with ugly female characters everywhere, especially MC. No matter how good rest of the game is. Its a red line for me, a principal if you will.
>>740709836>Retarded incels increasingly controlled by malicioous corporations through marketing psychology, farmed for money by cheapest possible bait. Controlled by dick epidemic hits an all time high among young menThis one
>big ass big tiddy protag in first game>tight spankable spinner protag in second gameNow this is the diversity we REALLY need.
>male sexuality bad
This waist is the waist of a childThis butt, and those thighs, are that of a childNow give me (You)s
>>740702238Me neither because it's not my cup of tea but I hope it does well (spoiler alert: it will do well)
>>740711425That's literally it. Feminist screeching.
>>740706126This, rather a small ass that a fat shapeless one
>>740702238I pirated Stellar Blade. It's not worth 60 bucks.
I still don't know why people keep saying they look like a kid.Only in the first shot, it looks weird but everything else looks like a older teen or somebody in their early 20sIs it just westeners being racist
>>740711768it's a combination of feminists, homosexuals, and jews. all have a shared interest in attacking us for frankly pretty retarded self absorbed reasons
>>740711925You're right, it's worth 80 dollars.
>eve is 160cm/5'3"I don't get it. What's with asians and making these obviously tall looking women with long legs then saying "actually she is short"??I thought Eve was at least 5'8.
>>740701961>>740702803>>740703004>>740703087>>740709035>>740711526I WANNA RAM THAT ASS SO BAD
>>740712235>5'3I agree. Someone with Evie's proportions should be taller. Maybe it's just my pig american tastes.
>>740711937Some are so used to seeing XXXXL women that they can imagine someone being skinny in their early 20s. The others are leftist that try to shame you
>>740702314He was given evidence and then dismissed it because he didn't like it thoughever.
>>740701961how much of your identity are you willing to subsume to contrarianism in the name of a left wing boogeyman?
>>740711959I agree desu. Most people want to blame one and only one of those groups, when in reality they are all spiritually almost identical.
>>740711032>not an argumentwhy would I engage with arguments consisting of 110% disingenuous logical fallacies?
>>740712235She's tall to an asian man.
>>740701961it'll be so fucking funny when this games sells 10 gorillian copies and is game of the year.
evie should be no taller than 5'0"
>>740701961Not shartmerican, so I don't care about politics, but what's amazing to me about you subhuman incels is not even your impossibility of getting laid well into your adult years, but the ability of making a thread like this without feeling any kind of embarrassment about it. You have infant-level self awareness.
>>740701961What game is this? I’ve been out of the loop.
>>740712568Liking cute Asian girls IS my identity
>>740711937First shot created the first impression, and some of the reactions were justified.
>>740712804>cute>turns her into a hag?
>>740701961This is the perfect webm. Seriously, there's no way the game live up to this hype.
>>740712807>and some of the reactions were justified.Backed up by racial ignorance, but not justified by any means.
stellarblade threads getting bombarded with offtopic bullshit, while the actual pedo thread in the catalog stays clean and on topic. interesting
>>740712773This, us sex havers laugh at you
evie supremacy
>>740701961Every woman should be genetically bioengineered to look like this.
>>740713094thats not evie
>>740712887Luckily it's just fan art
>>740702657Hot.
>>740704669The only child I see here is the one I'll be making with Ebie.
>>740712807>and some of the reactions were justified.The "justification" is that some introverted liberal faggots have never met an asian woman in their inclusive white-only friend groups.
>>740704642Let us have this one game!
games need more sexy older teens, i'm tired of hags and old dudes
>>740705067>implying bloodcultman wanted the masses to have something nice.No, if he had things his way, he would make sure only the wealthy elite could play games like this so he could blackmail them.
>>740711526Want to tickle that spine
>>740710174i dunno, i've seen quite a lot of people saying new protag is too censored compared to eve
>>740707389Shes 17.999999 you absolute monster.
>>740713094Reminds me a bit of a lighter skinned Isabela Merced.
>>740701961>censorcuck companyyawn
>>740708025>>740708181>>740708497>>740709601So women are the reason we can't enjoy cunny?
>>740702657Need this.
>>740713991Well I'm not a cunny guy, I'm a 18-24 guyBut yes, women ruin everything
>>740709836>I'm being psychologically manipulated by receiving the thing I asked forIs that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>740711032>instead of putting in effort to making something creative and actually good
>>740702314>troons are suddenly team fagmangoldwhat is even happening
i liek butt lady
>>740713094Imagine the kind of person who sees beautiful Evie smelling a flower, and starts seething like a rabid dog.
I don't give a shit about the game but I really want retard purists and troons that never saw Korean girls to suffer really bad.
>>740713991Of course. The raising of the age of consent is largely driven by feminist lobbying. They want to raise it to 25 btw.
>>740701961Why does her skin shake like hair?
>>740702314Asmon is stupid enough to ask people to prove a negative so I believe he said this
My 31 years old Chinese gf looks younger, lmao, I cant.
>>740709234this happens to women too, the most racist white women were all coalburners, scarlett hampton in particular comes to mind
>>740714278I'm the kind of person who sees beautiful Evie smelling a flower, and want to rip her dress off and pin her down
>>740701961what part of this character needs to be changed didn't you hear?
>>740703342You do realize shiftup split from sony, a lot of the sony fans are actually really butthurt about it because they feel like they should "own" the ip
>>740714539First he supports Israel, now he is shaming cunnybros.. 2026 Asmon sucks.
>>740714472why can't we genetically engineer women to enjoy rape? Then we don't have to listen to their bullshit just rape them to shut them up
>>740714642Sony deserves itFucking retards cant be bothered to not be caliniggers
>>740701961>CDDP>FAIRNESS AND PEACEKinda cringe but teenage ass is nice.
I mailed stellarblade_help@shiftup.co.kr and told them to DO NOT CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT EVIEDO NOT LISTEN TO WESTERN FAGGOTsU should mail them to
>>740703087Send this to Shift Up immediately
>>740702238I'm buying, playing, and gooning. Simple as.
>>740714539I think his issue was with her face looking so young, not necessarily buttt or anything. I only saw his initial reaction to the trailer, not his later statements. At the very beggining of the trailer he was offput by how young her face looked vs the sound of her voice which seemed older. He didn't say shit about pedos at first though.
>>740713991>women are the reason we can't enjoyevery single time
>>740714472The correct answer was forehead kisses, but I'll give you 2/3rds credit because you're not gay.
>>740714765There's no need, they already do. It's the number one female sexual fantasy.
>>740714765Pretty sure a good portion of them already do. Its the social and biological consequences they dont wanna deal with.
>>740714803Email them to add skimpy outfits with tanlines
>>740714890thanks anon, but I still prefer kisses on the neck, specially with that haircut
So. What kinds of outfits?
>>740714765last time I was with a petite hooker she wouldn't stop asking for me to choke her and pin her wrists against the bed. They really enjoy that shit
>>740701961Leftoid here (not a racist and I voted Bernie once). Evie is perfection.
>>740714864Asmon couldn't even get through the stellar blade demo, i dont give a fuck about what mister->i'm 100% in favor of 9th month abortions if the mother wants it-thinks about games he doesn't even give a fuck about.
>>740708292It's the upgraded version
Man so this is how that mejaiki nodicky fag felt huh, fuck Im fucking in love with Evie man, never felt this way before Evie just built different. Hit all the nerves. Perfected in a lab, for me.
>>740714864>judged her instantly based on her face aloneSo are young females just not allowed to feature in a video game? Link is a literal child running around with a sword, but seeing something that even makes people THINK of a child causes instant shitting and farting in their pants. There is a bipartizan collective initiative to put all young women in fucking burkhas, i swear.
>>740715258I like Eve and Raven, but Evie has that tomboy charm that Lily had but by an order of magnitude higher
>>740715258she is a perfect balance of cute, sexy, and stylish
>>740715258>that mejaiki nodicky fagkek
isnt it weird that leftoids are the ones supporting games like this? no rightoid gook or chink is buying this shit, and they're like 80% of the sales.
might be a hot take but everyone who immediately jumped on "she's a child" and "you're a pedo if you think shes hot" train are almost ALWAYS the closeted pedo like 99% of the time. It's a fucking classic and it's so funny to read or hear these people just go ON and ON about her design and how childlike it is almost in an obsessive way. It's actually creepier to sit here and post about how shes a child every single day as opposed to the chad just going "yea shes hot" and moving on with his life.
>>740715342>There is a bipartizan collective initiative to put all young women in fucking burkhas, i swear.No it's putting men in chastity cages while allowing women to have all the sexual freedomBecause that'll raise the birthrate and make more taxpayers for boomer welfare and desert wars
>>740714864idgaf what asmongold thinks, he prefers it when women all look bogged on the right, he's a bimbo chaser
>>740715504Over 50% of stellar blades sales were from china
>>740702314One of his rare L takes. They don't happen often but are always omega retarded when they do.
>>740702314dude just got out of the closet this month, give him some slack.
>>740715515Or they have eyes and can see
>>740715536>raise the birthrateI wont debate the rest of what you said, but i think this part is incorrect, and the statistics tend to reflect it.
>>740714864Asmon has always been a reluctant anime fan because his thing has aesthetic has always been guy that look like Conan the Barbarian with a huge sword like Guts. He likes to play as the hyper-masculine fantasy medieval warrior, and thats it. Even though he watches anime sometimes, he's not a weeb. He never plays female characters in games when he has choice and real interest in the game.He's smart enough to understand the racial difference, this is just one he's going to pretend he doesn't understand.
>>740715813Right, he just said that he thinks male bodies are more aesthetic than females one. Fuentes was in that shitter thread too.No wonder he doesn't like Evie
>>740715515This is true for the """men""". The women who do that just feel jealousy. It's mostly instinct on their part to tear down competition that's superior to them. But the men calling her a child and pedo baitare the ones who are projecting like you said, not always, but I'd say half at least.
>>740703523>>740709904>>740710242>>740711123nice psyop retard
>>740715902He plays wuthering waves and loves it. His ex was a chink with neoteny features. He's just a hypocrite rat who went out of his way to ragebait.
>>740715515like >>740708368 had posted, you definitely are onto somethingasmongold got really offended when people called out his age gap with his ex girlfriend, kaiseof course it wasn't an issue, but people were pointing out that she took a lot of really child like pics on her instagram and asmongold slid into her dm'sseems like that former relationship fucked him up and now he's just attacking the way asian women look to compensate
Funny how evie feels cool and badass without being a girlboss. I guess those little snippets of her talking to the assistant really help showcase her personality. She feels more real than Eve.
>>740716043and he's been in a pride rainbow shirt for 9 straight days, he even sleeps in it. that's dedication.
>>740701961She is so perfect
>>740706000>Has cooler weapons than EVE>Has worse body than EVE>Face doesn't look as out of place as EVE's>Less ridiculous initial outfit than EVE'sI mean it's a shame the lead designer is into children, but just going by the weapons I'd say this is still a win.
>>740707989I guess there will be hair color options clearly as shown in this pic
>>740706126NOOO YOU NEED TO FALL FOR OUR DIVIDE AND CONQUER TACTICS
>>740703597>secretly filmed images of girls and deepfaking them>AI generated pornOy vey my narrative
>>740708130>God she manages to mog EveImpossible Eve is the hottest realistic looking girl in gaming and it's not even close Maybe if you're into tomboys
>>740703523>>740709904You do know the churches in the US were infiltrated by feminists with CIA backing almost a century ago and they used their influence to change the church from within right? That's why you see all these gay pastors or lesbian pastors. They promoted feminist interpretation of bible verses to change them for modern audiences.CIA backed it at first because they had a common goal, to curb the rhetoric coming from the church against the state's policy decisions. But they let the demons into the sanctuary and there's no going back.
>>740714996
So SB 1 was announced in 2019. Released in 2023. I guess we are 2+ years till Evie. Fucking hell. Almost 3 more years of waiting.
>>740716438both are gooda martial artist tomboy with brown hair and a skintight plug suit is the greatest fantasy I never knew I wanted until I saw itthey really hit all the right spots with her
>>740716508Jews do this outside the US aswell. So called religious authorities are making shit up and people dont question it because no one actually reads or researches religious texts.
>>740715637Assmon being vaguely racist is ok, but Night Media draws the line at saying things that make ugly old women upset.
Need tomboy gf with a nice ass to grope...
>>740702314This isn't even bait.
>>740716667It already has 1 year in development.
>>740702371>>740702238>>740702335That's fine, that's fine. You can have your little game. But every game awards nomination for it will be conveniently replaced with Marvel's Wolverine. You will not win.
>>740715139bernie is a common-sense guy, he'd be considered a centrist here in EU.
>>740702314actually, based dinglebungus debunked this in his essay he made with epic scrumbleman, and they're way more reliable than onions schruggleboyi'm basically their friend since i watch all of their content, so i basically beat youcry about it
>>740716740The same group that is okay with a streamer promoting terrorism is against pissing off women?
shhh eve1 is sleeping
>>740701961>cuter face>tighter bodyi love being the target audience
>>740716667I wonder why do devs they take so long between sequels nowadays. Aren't they using the same engine and recycling assets? Shouldn't that shorten dev time?
>>740717020>goy awards
>>740710048>shift up has lost their wayNot really We're getting this ass tomorrow
>>740717053>The same group that is okay with a streamer promoting terrorism is against pissing off women?Women love Muslim terrorists.
>>740717053Foid control goes all the way to the top. LE JEWS are matriarchal after all.
I can't wait to take all sorts of screenshots like this with Evie
>>740717020you now remember astroturfbot won gotya ps5 tendie amalgamate tech demo
I am Jeffrey Epstein.
>>740716508Evangelicals aren't the types to have gay pastors and perform gay marriages though (that's mostly a Episcopalian and Lutheran thing) but what Evangelicals are is psyopped by Israel. Evangelicals are the types to talk about how "those who bless Israel will be blessed and those who curse Israel will be cursed"
If this game doesn't have boring, barren desert levels like the first one it'll already be an improvement.I think they announced the game a bit too early though now everyone will exhaust themselves with Evie and that trailer, and by the time the game comes out their testicles will be spent and tired.
>>740715139I wish you a swift recovery.
>>740713094>that slight peek of her panties
>it's actually based right wing aryan chads who are excited for this gameThis right wing aryan chads:
>>740717734use english pajeet
>>740717734there aren't any right wing chads on that pic
>>740717734Can't hate a correct opinion no matter who says it
>>740708902post receipt
The wait is killing me.
>>740717539It's the various protestant branches that do gay priests, evangelicals worship Israel, and catholics are just larping as christians while not doing shit.
They really up their expressions game. Eve felt like a doll. Evie's expressions are lively and cute.
>>740701961I hope Western studios take notes and at least give us pic related
>>740718385Stellar baboon: burger rain.
>>740702314Is there evidence that loli makes pedophilia crime happen?
>>740718385This Queen would crush bonie evie in a fight.
>>740717539Evangelicals being the most powerful flavor of christcuck in America while being Israel's favorite controlled goy makes too much sense.
>>740716508suffragettes originally came from the church bro, female christians literally weaponized the bible to make male hobbies illegalhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_Crusadehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Temperance_Societyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Saloon_Leaguehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman%27s_Christian_Temperance_Unionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauline_Sabin
>>740714765Dude, rape is the one thing that arouse women the most. Next time you have sex, keep escalating things and see how they never complain. Not even after sex. Hell, not even in discussions. It's always "you said this shit, did this shit, talked with this person..." But never ever they say "you slapped me hard during sex before choking me like you wanted to kill me."
I hardly ever do this but as soon as someone makes an evie animu figure i'm going to buy it.
>>740718385GYYAAAT
>>740718624Christianity is a religion built upon supression and control, people use the bible today as justification to supress women too. It'd be in everyone's best interest to stop taking christianity and the other abrahamic religions seriously.
>>740717053it's controlled opposition, asmongold, hasan, ishowspeed, kai cenat, they are all contracted under night mediathey all advertise each other as if they are more relevant and popular than they actually are, while night media bots their channels until they gain an actual audiencenight media uses these talents to control very specific population groups for their corporate interestshttps://www.night.co/marketing
>>740719029Shalom!
>>740716683>both are goodcan't disagreeI need Eve man...I hope we get to see her again even if just a superboss
>>740719410retard
>>740719410Christianity is a jewish religion, it worships the king of the jews, it follows jewish law and jewish traditions
>>740719620whats with all those red circles around speed?
>>740718385The modern audience agrees
>>740719504>>740719612jews
Do Korean girls really look like that? As i , is this a common phenotype.Also, after KOSPI dumps later this year I'm buying ShiftUp stock.
Outrage over evie is just jealous roasties
>>740719731Jedaism, Islam and Christianity are Abrahamic religions Anon. All of them don't belong in the modern world, they have no place in any modern society except as tools of control and enforcers of ignorance.
>>740719887I don't know what this has to do with stellar blade, but
>>740718068You're behaving like a famous cuckold lolicon and are spiritually Indian, but you delude yourself into thinking you're different and better because shame is too painful to you.
>>740719883and homosexualscue the fags crying about religion on the vidya board
>>740701961It'll still lose out to Mom of War sales wise
>>740719731Yes, you worship the king of the jews, you do the bidding of jews, you defend jews, you obsess about jews, your taxes go to jews, your politicians go to jews, your foreskin goes to jews, you are judged in heaven by a jew
Being called a pedo for liking a trim, fit physique.
>>740701961>Protagonist is such a downgrade that all you have is fighting commiecucks on twitterlmao
>>740701961Why would a woke game about an empowered girlboss make the left seethe, you woke, tranny faggot?
Tranny pedo game
>>740720028>Criticisng religion is only reddit if you criticse Christianity.Every time.
>>740720347You aren't anti-semitic, you are an angry golem.
>>740720401How can whites and other races compete?
>>740720347>dogwhistles politics>upset when people respond to it
>playing games in which you play as a womanlet me guess, you don't want to stare at a man's ass all day right? you silly eggs
>>740720076insecure gay 4chan pedophiles projecting on onto normal people sounds more like shame to me lolstay butthurt that everyone rightfully hates and ignores you freaks
>>740720221laundry is gonna bomb worse than forspoken, veilguard or concord. expect mass layoffs and studio closure down the line.
>>740709384GTA is a game for normies and niggerstrue gamer chads will enjoy Evie's game instead
>>740711959
>>740718385still too hot and haram for wokies
>>740716667A writer said they saw a behind the scene demo which felt very finished, so even if the game might be away, the demo should be less than one year away.and then we can get her model
>>740720992struck a nerve? good
>>740721045>Ugly black woman>haram for wokiesNot really >>740719730
>>740701961>No discussion about how the gameplay looks fun>It's just political shitposting /v/ is cooked
Cutie patootie...so cutie...so smug...what a brat...
>>740721218The OP is a political shitpost, are you dumb?
>>740721218Yeah, especially after that hot 20 min gameplay trailer right sis?
>>740721271Why is she so smug?
I think I saw a korean movie star that looks like evie once. It was Exhuma or home sweet home, not sure.
>>740721218It does look fun but I expect it to be like the first game but with more focus on punches
>>740721342She knows that her game is good and it will sell
>>740720401and she is probably 35 with 15 years of jav movie experience...no wonder western women seeth so hard against asians.
>>740721218what could the discussion be>the gameplay looks fun>yeahtheres nothing to go off of yet
>>740721586The dry humping of the next 2 years gonna be rough
>>740707786seethe, eurotranny, SEETHE
>>740721586Well if you're like me and played the shit out of the first game then you kind of know what to expect and you hope that they dont change much
>>740721771I never played the original so the change to hand to hand got me interested since my fave weapons in DMC games are the various Gauntlets
Hag status?
I want to grope Evie perky and petit tits from behind and smell her hair
>>740721753I'm American buddyIf anything Euros have it good with most of their women not being fat
>>740721984hag status: dried upfag status: fried up
>>740721160Frogposters should be ridiculed at every opportunity
>>740721984obliterated. reduced to dust.
>>740722070
>>740701961Keep astroturfing this shitty woke game aimed at blacks and americans, the stocks are slightly going up after constant downfall after the first SB flopped kek
>>740722246dilate
>>740720243when you stub your toe, do you blame that on the jews as well?
Why is she so erotic and alluring to men?
>>740722541Tomboy charm, her natural feminimity glows hard
>>740722076get lost kike and leave our video games alone
>>740722541Her lips are so fucking unfathomably kissable. Holy shit
>>740722541And this is with minimal make-up. Imagine goth Evie with black lip stick.
>>740722070>britbong pretending to be Americanlmao suuure, i'd tell you to cool down a bit, but air conditioning is illegal in your shithole ghetto country
>>740713396he was pro-sexy women in gaming though
>>740722541these>>740722595>>740722656
I think Evie has the potential to mog EveAnd thats incredible
>>740722881>potentialI would argue she already did.
>>740721586i bet you jerk off to floor tiles
>>740722740I have several guns and Kier Starmer is a faggotThere, that alone should prove that I am not a bong
Since most of the sales for this game is in the east and not west, I'm not sure how this is like a major win against woke or whatever.
>>740703342Bro you have been spamming this in nintendo threads when the real shills are you tendietrannies
>>740701961wish more people talked about the GitS asthetic, i think she's cool
>>740722237When i originally saw this, i just thought the elevens didnt know numbers. I now realise that westerners are just fat fucks and justify it by bringing up the average
>>740723093The point is that it makes a profit
>>740722541Youthful feminineQ charm but also has a sense of mystery and independence to her.
>>740723186>unzips pussy
>>740723186slop
With this and KH4, I can probably say I'm done with the PS5 once I get those games
>>740722541smooch smooch
So whay is this inspired by?Nier?Gantz?Eva?Alita?
>>740722541Tight pussy.
>>740709836>a studio of only 300 Koreans, whom barely anyone had known of just 2 years ago, of which less than half worked on Stellar Blade, and have only just announced a sequel, is somehow the instigator of domino effect will destroy the quality of gaming across the globe I sure hope that is bait.
>>740722420>yes play my precious laundry game
Evie's body is designed to pleasure me specifically.
Please dont take too long to finish the game Shift UpI'm genuinely worried that things will get bad globally
>>740724056Kim for fuck sake do not nuke now
>>740723812That hairstyle on a woman is some of the sexiest shit everEasily turns a 6 to a 7.5
>>740723812Evie's face was designed for maximum appeal. It feels like she was engineered in the lab.
>>740716140This user is Israeli.
>>740724425>>740723812ugly fags
>>740711526out of 10
I would have rather played as Raven desu. She seemed more interesting than Eve. Schizo moment when the guy you want to fuck is trying to fuck another girl and you can't do anything about it despite devoting everything to him.
SEXOOOOOOO
>>740724758
>>740719887You think you can just get rid of religion? lol, you could erase all 3 abrahamic religions from existence and it would simply be replaced with a cult that becomes its own religion. Humans are prone to forming ideologies because they allow for social cohesion between mass groups of people. When there's a set expectation of rules and what is right & wrong, then there is a lot less friction when it comes to marriage, conflicts, differences of opinion etc. Just look at feminism. That's basically a religion. They have their version of original sin which is the patriarchy; they can't define it but insist it's everywhere and every man is guilty at birth, you're simply born into it. If there's an issue with society, the patriarchy caused it. It's unfalsifiable and thus you can't argue against them because it's about faith, not facts & logic. Same thing with religious people. You can't prove their god doesn't exist and they will always believe it no matter what you say to them.They also have their priests; the university leaders, female media figures, women on tiktok who go out and enforce the feminist orthodoxy and shame men for not following it.They also claim to speak on behalf of all the "unenlightened masses" by claiming they represent all women, not just feminists. They want to "liberate women from the lies of the patriarchy" Monotheistic religions recruit followers using the same kind of rhetoric.If a woman strays from this ideology and publicly declares "I'm not oppressed, I love my husband, I love men" that's basically heresy for them. You'll never see women more vitriolic than when a woman goes against their religion.So you see we already have a religion with heavy control of our society, you just think "durr old religions bad" but in reality they are the bedrock of a civilization.
She would be cuter with blue eye personally
>>740724463True. There's no other explanation, she is simply too gorgeous for words. Expertly crafted from the ground up with sex in mind. No other game character has made me this down bad. You don't understand, I can't stop thinking about her. I'm obsessed beyond words. I don't know how the fuck I'm going to endure the years until her game comes out, but endure I must.
>>740719151proofs?
We need poster ID or flags on this board before it's too late
>>740703006
>>740722541She has this otherworldly, cherubic beauty that absolutely nails the balancing act of being just androgynous enough to create intrigue, but without seeming masculine at all. Couple that with her soft, relaxed, yet secretive look that makes her seem aloof and mysterious, and I find myself irresistibly drawn to her. I'm so obsessed with her beauty in that first reveal scene that I feel like the old man in Death in Venice... If they change anything about her, I'm sure I'll feel an overwhelming sense of grief, as if something of great purity and importance had been erased from the world.Also >>740722656
>>740701961her ass looks like she's clenching itthey should lift her cheeks up and slightly spread themalso make her hips narrower by 20%
>>740708368>>740716208damn what a HUGE pedo
Is THIS really what gamers want?
>>740725120>also make her hips narrower by 20%based
>>740724968even the pearlclutchers are afraid to admit how fuckable they find her. shes simply irresistible
>>740702314It took 30 seconds for you niggers to become pro-censorship immediately on the heels of talking up the game with the 9 year old in it. Literally mad because the character looks too old lmao
>>740725291>tomboy forced to wear girly skimpy clothing and is super embarrassed about itYES
>>740724968>>740725107I'm seeing a lot of comments like these. People do seem to genuinely be obsessed with her which is different than what you usually see when a new waifu comes along.
>>740701961I'll wait for mods
>>740725291No I want Evie not whoever this hag is
>>740724968Remind me of that webm where a girl is scolding a cat and the cat is just sitting there taking it, closing its eyes in annoyance lol
>>740725291No I want a full AAAAA game worth of Evie being a qt pie
>>740725418Rude
>>740725107Not gonna lie I've come to really like slightly androgynous women.Its mainly because they have good genes for both boys and girls
>>740725465Shift Up are using Korean mysticism to make men fall hopelessly in love with Evie. And it's working...
>>740725107Email shiftup and tell them dont change anything. Or i will bomb u.
My Japanese friend's fiance looks younger than Evie in both appearance and height and she's 22. This moral panic over a FICTIONAL CHARACTER is completely retarded
Are tomboys back yet or are the trans freaks still convincing them to cut off their tits and take testosterone?
>>740702314
>>740725768They renamed it to "non-binary".
>>740725768Tomboys aren't fully back yet but we'll see what happens if this game is a hit
>>740725659Didn't need that with me
>>740725768One can only hope.
>>740725291Anon stop my heart hurts
>>740702238Dont careI am
>>740722775>5th grade boysPedo does pedo things...
>>740702314>when he asked for evidence loli doesn't cause child crimeCan't prove a negative.
>>740726161God I remember reading that live
>>740725389I genuinely believe they're tapping into something dangerous to the social order here. This is the type of beauty that you only see written about in books and poetry over a century old. An enigmatic type of beauty that drives men to obsession. A beauty that is too forceful and undeniable for discourse to safely categorize and compartmentalize. You can't rationally explain why people shouldn't feel drawn to her. It's completely useless. She lays bare the amoral and inegalitarian aspects of beauty that the powers that be have worked so hard to bury in the name of equality and "safe-horny".
I will never ever ever ever EVER forgive shift up if they change Evie.Ever. I'm dead fucking serious, I'll spitefully hold a grudge against them for as long as I live.
>>740722541>Why is she so erotic and alluring to men?I don't get it either
>>740722076>He got raped by FrogGods
>>7407127684'10" is the perfect size. Your cock would be as big as her forearms.
>>740701961braphog
>>740722619>I'm an epic pepe crusader!! You pathetic polfag.
>>740726386Yeah, this sums up my belief as well.
Goddamnit I'm depressed enough as it is
>>740724736I didn't understand what was Adam trying to do, he spent hundreds of years making Mother Sphere create stronger and stronger angels until he could fuse with the strongest?
>>740726394Let email both the company and Kim. I emailed once already.
>>740726219No joke it's such a relief to talk to a girl and find out she has a good relationship with her dad
Behold, Shift Up's magnum opus. None of us truly know what sorcery went into creating such ethereal magnetic beauty but the results are undeniable. This is truly it. This is actual peak performance. Nothing else comes close.
>>740726394Same here. Having these many people become obsessed with just for the studio to change her up and betray them would be the biggest crime of the 21st century,
In the future when science fiction becomes reality my wife-bot will be a spitting image of Evie.
>>740726386It's not dangerous. It's the cure.
>>740726219I promise to be that dad anonsWAGMI
>>740726869hag
>>740726394The first thing I am going to do is mod her with XXTB.
>>740726869Eyes too close
>>740726394i won't forgive them unless they give evie bigger tits and ass
>>740726559You lost to frog chads.
>>740726869An attempt was made
>>740717020Like nigga do you really
>>74072686910 years too late for this cosplay
>>740726869Honestly, seeing 3DPD women cosplay as anime characters for money & attention just makes me feel disgust now. It's not arousing or alluring anymore, just lazy bitches taking pictures of whatever fotm waifu there is and living an easy life while I don't get such opportunities.
>>740726998>chads
They're already so much smut of her being made.
>>740727118slop
>>740726990I don't care about the body cause its easy to change. But the FACE must remain AS IS
>>740727147Good.
>>740702314>loses half his audienceLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>740727129You lost.
>>740727147>madeslopped*
>>740727147>condomAs if i have any reason to not impregnate her
>>740727147Image aggregators are going to be polluted with so much off model AI slop before the game even releases.
>>740702314>he asked for evidence loli doesn't cause child crimeI know Asmongold is an imbecile that doesn't have any higher studies so I can forgive him for asking people to prove a negative without knowing that's impossible.But you disappoint me anon.
>>740727262They've got filters now.
>>740706000
>>740727226Lost what?
>>740722619>celtic cross is a hate symbolaw man, they look so cool
We should lay waste to all life on the planet and start fresh with a new Adam and Evie. Perfect genes and beauty to start the world anew.
>>740727380the game
>>740702314>he asked for evidence loli doesn't cause child crimeThe fact that there's no evidence of the contrary is very telling really.
>>740702314it doesn't cause crime because child sex isn't a crime'imple as
>>740727497Or we can just kill leftists to make them go away.
I want something like this but with Eve being in Raven's place and Evie saying womp womp
Didn't you hear? The "controversy" already passed. Leftists moved on to whatever the fuck they're doing now.
>>740707989Am I the only one that thinks she has a punchable face?
>>740727679One step further:Kill all feminists, on the left and right
she doesnt have teen body. she has body of 22yo cum dumpster who'd been fucking since she was 12
>>740701961Is this the most HD humanity can get? I need a Mega Ultra Super Giga HD version of this clip. I don't care if it weighs a Terabyte.
>>740727679If we didn't have leftists we would be living in fucking heaven right now.
>>740727695Closest thing I have
>>740707989Aren't these combat girls all androids in Stellar Blade? Doesn't this mean she could have been built a few weeks ago?Didn't play it, but we gotta start shaming and insulting people that don't understand that androids can't be judged like people. Even if it means massive public harassment, it's good for them and the lower IQ people to get corrected, even if it's by force of some degree.
>>740717020>Baldur's Gate 3 won because it features penises that you can enlarge, rampant homosexuality, and bestiality sex with bears>Stellar Blade wasn't even nominated because it had a girl in lewd clothesThat's fine, you can have your shit awards
I want this to come out just before everything goes to shit
>>740722541I don't know. But there hasn't been a single photogram of her model that hasn't made me go full primitive. Any time I see her, I start looking for hookers to pay
>>74072850230 years late already
>>740728147I like sexy bitches but BG3 was GoTY, a game of decade even
>>740727738Possibly. Discussion of the game is basically banned on Era. Both people for and against it have been banned in recent threads. Threads about the game have been locked on a couple of subreddits or significantly downvoted. And GCJ aren't talking much about it anymore.
>>740727147I would unironically make a hole in that condom without telling her
>>740714361He asked AI if he was right.
>>740701961Based. I love tight hebe ass so I will play it day 1.
>>740729021what happened for them to completely ban conversation about it on Era?It took way longer for this to happen with pragmata
>>740701961im a leftoid and i like it tho
>>740729359I assume it's the same reason why threads for it got locked on Reddit. When a bunch of your users are constantly talking about pedophilia, it doesn't look very good to advertisers.
>>740724936>Humans are prone to forming ideologies because they allow for social cohesion between mass groups of people.People are prone to making religion because people seek answers to the various unknowns and irrationalities of the world, these answers then get turned into ideologies to live by because people seek purpose and reason, and this hunger for purpose and reason is what is used to control and suppress people. Your use of feminism as an example of nu-religion only demonstrates that you actually don't understand feminism nor do you understand what the patriachy as defined by feminist theory is.The current american conservative political faction under Trump is better example of a nu religion. Vague entities are to blame for every problem: immigrants, the left, jews, autists, gays, trannies and so on. Never anything specific btw.Political pundits like Riley Gaines, Elon Musk and Matt Walsh are priests who go out to preach and enforce the idea that everything wrong with America and the modern world is anyone who isn't WASP.They claim they speak on behalf of all the "normal" people of america when they go out and advocate for ideas that are generally harmful to the populace such as being anti-abortion or the destruction of social welfare programs and higher educationIf you disagree with them on anything or don't express the exact same views you're called delusional, suicidally empathetic and so on; there is no room for any and all nuance.Old religions are just another angle within the structure of modern day politics and are truly unecessary on every front.
>>740701961She looks like an Evangelion character.It's crazy that people are bitching about this design.
>>740729436what do you like about her from your leftoid perspective?
>>740713991That depends on how you use that word, but I've said this in an earlier thread. Since women are having kids at an increasingly older age, they subconsciously become even more insecure when shown women more attractive/younger than them because they know they're slowly fading out of the dating market.You wouldn't see a happy mother of four act like a harpy towards a couple with an age-gap because she's already secure in her relationship.Women constantly vote for/rally behind things that will make them unhappy.
Why is it so popular?
You are all fucking retarded. She isn't underage. She isn't a hebe. She will be adult with a Hank Hill ass, no tits, a boy haircut, and a white burka. Thanks for nothing Shit UpIf she actually was underage I'd be cumming right now but she is not. You are all retarded.
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>>740730163U
>>740729701>It's crazy that people are bitching about this design.if Evangelion came out right now those same people would be screaming about Eva characters too
>>740716438>Eve is the hottest realistic looking girl in gaming and it's not even closeThis but unironically
>>740729601>demonstrates that you actually don't understand feminism nor do you understand what the patriachy as defined by feminist theory is.Most self-labeled feminists are just tribalists, they don't understand any kind of theory. They're just as rancid as the other pundits you mention.
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>>740702314Asmongold is a literal subhuman and also a chud. You're stooping to HIM, tranny?
>>740730540>>740730542impressive
>>740730630
>>740720401She doesn't look that young.She looks like the generic 20-somethinf tiktok girls on my feed.
>>740716438Raven mogs her
>>740730163E
I'm not opening that.
>>740703309I already deleted twitter. Are you really going to make me stop visiting 4chan? What will I even do to waste time and feed my attention addiction?
>>740730857come to discord lil bro
>>740729601>Your use of feminism as an example of nu-religion only demonstrates that you actually don't understand feminism nor do you understand what the patriachy as defined by feminist theory is.Feminists believe we live in patriarchy despite women controlling most household spending, women are biggest voting base and women are biggest privileged class with most laws protecting them and giving them power. Feminist theory is the same as communist labor theory of value. Absolute retarded theory that has no real world valueFeminism just like Trumpism is simply religion
>500 replies>so many fell for level 1 baitThis place should be ashamed of itself.
>>740702314Same guy who killed his mother yeah
>>740725861>force jews to workITS ANUDDA SHOAH
I hope you all find your tomboy GFs and you have an intimate moment playing this game together.WAGMI
>>740731375>/v/-Porn, Politics & Twitter
>>740712807Am I bonkers or do these hair edits also make her face slightly longer?
>>740729601holy TDS
>>740732206no but because hair is longer whole face feels longer
>>740732206>expand image>scroll to bottom>compare on horizontal lineSeems to be identical
>>740717020>a glorified commercial circlejerk for people patting themselves on the back for being the goyest goys and pushing the party line propaganda the hardest in the measure of a good game for this clown
>>740728831You must be thinking so because you can't remember the first 6 years of said decade, diaper wearing zoomer.
>>740729759that shes hot
>>740702238Same, last time I bought a game just because it had a sexy slut in it (PRAGMATA) I ended up feeling empty
