Holy shit, if Evie is 25, Eve must be 30
Hebebros....
>>740710156>she's actually 1000 years old, bro
Evie (my wife) is 15.
>>740710156>mr ceo, is this fictional character over the age of consent? americans are mentally ill
>>740710156fucking hag... bitch is even older than me
>>740710961it's a mentally ill grifter and it seems she intuited her age anyway, means nothing
>>740710469koenmabros...
>>740710156Kek these retards are coping instead of accepting what it is.Repeat after me;Evie is a teen and thats a-okay.
>>740710156I'm vaguely aware of this female chud. She hung around culture war grifters like DDaycobra before getting a steady gig with chud adjacent accountant guy Caleb Hammer. I dunno what her angle is outright lying about her "vibes" since evie is clearly a teenager in her late teens. Age of majority in gookland is 19, so that would be her absolute maximum age if the intent was to design her as younger than eve but still safe to sexualize in international and domestic markets. I'm guessing it's a woman moment and she's aging up the character in her mind to feel less bad about being 30.
>>740711747Kim follows her, it's real
>>740710156I'll never understand why leftist try to control how women dress.
>>740712220Why are you followingg grummz? Also please fuck off.
...it's a fictional character
>>740712614Because I like his tweets
>>740712614Kim also follows him.
>>740712220I follow her too because shes fighting the good cause. I know shes a grifter but at least shes a useful one. Still funny to see that cope regardless.
>>740710156Aren't they the androids?
>>740712058>I'm guessing it's a woman moment and she's aging upVara Dark is hot though.
>>740711042>gave her nigger assWtf is wrong with burgers
>>740712614>being on socials in the first placeall garbage
>>740710156Evie is 45 in this mock up. What do you think, MILF bros?
I thought stellar blade flopped and the nazi chuds lost, why is it getting a sequel gcj sisters?
>>740710156Shift Up are such pussies. Just admit she's 14 you faggots
>>740710156If Evie is 25 Eve is in her mid-40s
>>740710469Kek
>>740714035You will never be a woman, just kill yourself and spare everyone else your embarrassing existence.
ugh seriously? dropped
>>740710156Too old
>>740710156>23-25cowards, they should've made her 16.
>>740712614Seethe troon tourist, you fuck off
>>740710469Sounds like a you problem
>>740710156>pedophiles filteredGaming IS healing...
everyone in this thread must burn alive
>>740713961Stellar Blade severely underperformed on PS5. Barely 1 million copies were sold. The PC release literally saved it.
>>740714625Not me, I'm not a pedophile/incel/chud or a tranny.
>>740713961Nikke made a lot of money
>>740714559Things will not go the way you think with this revelation.
Good. Hags are in right now.
>>740714935You lost, chud.
>>740713961Stellar blade is a ploy for investors. It makes it seem like they are more than just a gacha developer.
I wish to impregnate Vara and Evie
>>740715653Me too, but change Evie with Raven.
>>740710156why does it matter if a cartoon/videogame character is an adult or not?
>>740710156Why the fuck are burgers so obsessed with character ages?
>>740715980because of western addiction to meaningless discourse
>>740716454well they arent buying this game anyways so it doesnt matter
>>740710156>not a 1000 year old dragon loliWoke slop.
>>740710662Why would anyone be attracted to this? Looks like a boy
That fucking girl is so insuferable
>>740717180this OH GOSH so much this
I hope they go to prison for this. Geoff must be fucking insane to have let this trailer into his show.
>>740717296first Divinity and now this? Geoff is a sick individual
>>740710662Why is AI so bad at visual consistency?
>>740712058The mental illness required to make this post is not yet fully understood, chudincelitous maybe
She's not a hebe? :(
>>740712220Hilarious that Grummz has team lead in his bio. Man hasnt had a job since 2009
>>740714153Sorry I dont want to play as a hag you mentally ill faggot
>>740717489I noticed that too. God I hope it's revealed AI literally turned their character into CP it would be so fucking funny.
>>740717489youre faceblind
>>740714035Sb performed better on ps5 than on pc because of the year difference. Sold 3 mil on ps5. Sold ~2.something mil on pc. You are a lying cunt.
>>740717743They must've used Grok
>>740717440>play on girl>She is mediocre...............Play BallDAMN, DESTROYED
>>740717743Based PedoGPT
>>740710156No shit, she looks early 20s
>>740717769>faceblind is when you can actually differentiate facesLearn what words mean you jet black nigger
>>740717296Geoff doesn't give a shit as long as they pay.
>>740710156>evie is 23+Troonies aren't gonna enjoy this news.
>>740717878they are all clearly the same face retard
>>740710469
Why are pedophiles so angry? Every Blood Rain thread is just a bunch of seething vitriol
>>740717947>the general shapes are similar therefore it's the same>no I am not a faceblind autistic retard Kill yourself
>>740717980i only see troons seething
>>740710156>She is 25That's the spirit.
Pedo trannies are really trying to gaslight everyone into believing 12 year olds and 25 year olds look the same. Creepy stuff.
>>740718063concession accepted
>>740718154Too old for sex, but perfect age for ritualistic devouring.
>>740710156If they said she was 18 they would still be mad.
>>740718165is this the new discord strategy xisters? we now call the chuds trannies?
>>740710469Just stop lusting after her if it bothers you so much. Turn off the screen nigga.
do people really not understand that asian women look young?
>>740716454a lot of burgers are fat and stupid, they can't tell the difference between what's reality and what's fake, so they tike fictional media very seriously.
>>740710156>I need original creator to utter me a random made up number that's higher than 20 to prevent me from having a panic attackmental illness
>>740710156Is this stupid grifter bitch still active? lol
>>740716454even people on this website will attack you for saying that you like younger women. It is an ingrained puritanism. Or people being older and locked into a relationship, who hate their lives and feel the need to strike out at anyone that doesn't follow their bad choices to a T
>>740713059>Vara Dark is hot though.sHE has a man jaw. Absolutely square. Classic Germanic field plowing peasant phenotype.
>>740710156eve is actually 17 years old
>from our conversation, I could tell *baseless headcanon*Well, there's the facts.
>>740717492Is he wrong tho
>>740713059>Vara Dark is hot though.
>>740710156I'm starting to think leftoids are really bad at judging ages. Like they need gray hair, wrinkles, tattoos, and 39.9 BMI to know a character is over 18
I'm so scared they're going to uglify her to try and stop the pearl clutching.
>>740720409They're already backtracking for damage control. 25 and 30? Fuck off.
she literally has a korea jaw reduction, only 19+ can have those.Always knew she was in her 20s.Just cause she's not a fat balding gorilla like american woman doesn't mean she's a 7yo wtf???her stature is literally of an adult woman.
>>740720660I don't care what her nominal age is as long as leave her model alone.
>>740710156Yeah
>>740718386No the real problem is that americans haven't realized they're not supposed to look like that and they've been poisoned.t. still seething about industrialized society
>>740710469abdl bros...
>>740721296they should have used the woman from queen of tears instead, she looked gorgeous in that show
>>740711747yeah, 18
>>740718386Age expert here. This woman is between 35 and 40.
>>740721719Holy shit. Shes EXACTLY at the magical line of consent?? Now i can goon without guilt!
>>740716454After epstein, they just want any single excuse to attack verbally anyone they don't like. It's not the age, it can be color, the country, etc etc. Their pathetic lifes are so boring they live in twitter almost the whole day just hating and gooning.
>>740717440Shit like this has made me swear off of American white and even black women. Bitches are so fucking jealous and insecure it's unreal. Also, they have WAYY too much baggage to actually think of committing to. Like fuck that. I'd rather be single and become a passport bro late on than commit to a mean girl whore in the body of a grown woman.
>>740722175It's funny how this people draw this same magical line adding boobs and ass to certain characters.
>>740710156arent they all hundreds of years old androids?
>>740722072this one is 45
>>740721549Hey I think that image is cute
>>740710469Fuck off with your fetish shit kiwi nigger
>>740723553>premature signs of fertilityWe should kill him and everyone who "upvoted" that post
>>740712058The age of consent in Korea is 16
>>740710156this is a south korean 20yo
>>740725824It's gonna be another Marie Rose/Honoka situation where they were designed as 16 but officially they're 18 to skirt around the censors. Legal loli.
>>740714701>PS5>2.3>PC>1lmao it didn't save shit
>>740726995>Legal loli.16 isn't loli, dipshit.
>>740727174Stellar Blade sold total 6 million copies as of 2026, with 2.4 mil sales on steam
>>740710469>>740710662Evie looks like a poorly developed 30 year old.She is not young just poorly developed, lots of people like that nowadays.Typically pale people and vegan people end up like that.She is subhuman.
>>740727220>16 isn't loli, dipshit.Neither are 1014 year old onis. What's your point?
>>740728365>marie Rose is popular>team ninja decides to add a younger brattier 14 year old hebe>tack on 1000 years to 14 because who gives a fuckthe cheek, lmao.
>>740728365they shouldve given evie a body like kannas
Why some of "our guys" are hating on Evie?
>>740728558Ackshually, TN tacked on 1004 years to 10.
>>740727347Checked their twitter, not seeing this...and that news would have exploded on their twitter.
>>740728772Because her ass and booba game is weak compared to Eve, anyone with eyes can see it.
>>740728914https://www.reddit.com/r/PS5/comments/1qcg3m4/sensor_tower_stellar_blade_sells_61_million/
>>740728807>Ackshually, TN tacked on 1004 years to 10.
>>740729089>Sensor towerlol yeah no, they are claiming Slay the Spire 2 sold 15 million and that is bullshit. I will wait for Shift Up to tell me.
>>740710662she looks like the average korean influencer with 13 plastic surgeries and 4 different beauty filters on
>>740728563You'll have to wait for Stellar Blade 3.
>>740710156lol Vara Dark is a retard, but the grift goes on.
>>740720312>I'm starting to think leftoids are really bad at judging ages.No, you guys have lost your minds. I'm just going to assume the average right winger doesn't agree with what you guys are saying, because this is insanity.
Western roasties are having a melty over how youthful 23 year-old Asian girls look
>>740710156Eve was literally a week old before the game starts. She talks about gaining sentience in one of the side quests.
>>740710662PLAP PLAP PLAPGET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP
>>740710469they should just go with this and make her look like a petite hebe in the game.
>>740723553I saw pragmata girl and thought >aw cute kidAnd moved on because the game didnt interest meIf you think about this shit this much you're a pedo failing to cope
>>740729263>they are claiming Slay the Spire 2 sold 15 million and that is bullshitbut they dont? They are claiming it sold 7.1 million copies
>>74071445014-15 is a lot more sexy than 16. they should have gone all in. hebe archive is already sexualizing their hebes like crazy.
>an 18 yo chinese cutie just sent me a long, sweet courtship letter on a dating siteshould i go for it? t. 39 yoalso, evie a cute.
>>740730052>Updated it after the three better websites claim more reasonable numberslol just like with Elden Ring, claimed it sold 20 million in five days, then two days later Scamco comes out and announces it sold 12 million in 7 days and then they "fix" it. Then again, they claimed Steller Blade sold 4 million in a month when the PC version came out only to then "fix" it when it was announced it sold 3 million which wasn't even that long ago. Face it, they are lying bug fuckers now.
>>740717840what is that supposed to mean?like saying "videogames" on a twitter thread?
>>740730259It was me actually but i'm a 34 year old fat dude
>>740728772Who the fuck is this random indian you keep posting? I assume he's ragebaiting for twitter pennies?
>>740716454Truth is women are extremely petty and easily become jealous.The whole age of consent’s history is basically hags whining about men’s preferences for younger women. So they set the aoc laws to what they are today.Of course, this doesn’t satisfy women either.So when women see any conventually attractive female character, they immediately cry “Pedo”!Even if the character is above 18Or looks like they’re above 18Or when the male is actually youngerAnd also while ignoring female teacher on male student or other actual cases of pedophilia
>>740710469>pinch and wiggle those cheeks>mfffmmh... (angry glare and then give in eyes)^____^
>>740710156I really hate normalfags getting into video games and anime
>get a chance to talk to game dev>use it to bring weird twitter drama to their attention
>>740710156"i could tell"so even the CEO purposely went vague on the age in order to save face and give pedos "hope" in order to increase sales.
