There's no way they actually implement a dating sim, right?
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What if they innovate on dating sims by providing a fun game mechanic for interactions with each girl?
Nintendo are not going to address the fact OoT fans are all adults now. So sadly no.
>>740733543They better make twinrova a fucking semen demon
What does each OoT girl smell like?
>>740733610One of them smells like fish and it's NOT Ruto.
>>740733610Zelda - lavender Malon - sweat and animals Ruto - fish Saria - fresh cut grass Nabooru - probably no strong scent
>>740733852Zelda - my cumMalon - manureRuto - my cumSaria - my cumNabooru - my cum
Link dies a virgin because he becomes the Hero Shade
How will the ruin the girls in the remake?
>>740733208Gerudo one should be other Gerudo. And why are Malon's and Ruto's fathers there?
>>740733968They'll all have VA's
>>740733968They won't. If anything the girls will be what they put serious effort into
>>740733610Saria - Grass and leavesMalon - Hay and sweatZelda - PatchouliRuto - Ocean breezeNabooru - Myrrh and incense
>>740733610Saria smells like the verdant Kokiri Forest, she smells of lively trees and lovely flowers, with a hint of girl, just enough to entice the senses.
>>740734009The carpenters have chronic Gerudo fever
>>740733968The girls are one of the only things I have real confidence in, the only way I can see them being ruined is if they have VAs and the VAs suck
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>>740733943TP Link is his descendant, he plowed someone
>>740733968If anything I think the girls in the remake will make some good coom material, tendo at the very least hasnt dipped into the fugly wahmen koolaid that sony has jugged on for years now
>>740733439>3DS model
>>740733543I love me some big nosed women.
>>740733208Why is malons own father lusting over her?
>>740734281And probably Malon since his descendant is a farmer.
>>740734647They're rednecks remember?
>>740734509featureless doll < finbra implying bottomless
>>740734015AAAAHHHH FUCKYou're right. God fucking dammit man.
>>740734015they all speak with the in pain faux English accent that BOTW Zelda has.
>>740735461Zelda talks like Nia from Xenoblade and talks about her minge all the time
>>740735810Means a lot coming from a buzzword spewer. If only everyone could adjust as well as you.
>>740733208obviously they wouldn't do that
>>740736267Obviously not since they'll make Zelda canon