Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? I can offer you... a spire. That you must slay.
That bird is a free kill compared tot that BULLSHIT statue“Oh you didn’t find a big damage card? Lol now you die didn’t pass the act1 dps check lmao xdddd”What good game design
>>740742359weird, it's the other way around for me. I can usually dish out enough damage in the first 2 turns to kill him off on turn 3byrdonis always manages to take like 20+ hp from me since i can't feasibly block and damage fast enough, not to mention the scaling.
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775243486108573/76561197997192985tuesday lobby, tuesday spire
I've been playing more Moonsigil atlas than Sts2 lately, anyone else?
damn, this game really is dead.
where are hte lobby chunky -_____-
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775243489762065/76561197997192985you are not ready for this lobby of pain
>>740742359yeah nah even on necro i have a chance of getting out of statue with zero damage especially with offensive potions and if i do take damage it might be small. way harder to avoid damage against byrdonis when he hits you for 20 on turn 1.
i hope frostprime does another tournament so i can hear about how he got his ass blown out by trannies again
Two players is intimate.
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775243491376918/76561197997192985yes we both get fucked at the same time
>>740742076Battleon had better monster designs than this shit 20 years laterLmao
>>740742076No, Anita, I won't buy your game.
>>740748806(J)ump In(O)mit Negligence (I)nstigate Entry(N)ow It Begins
I'm too invested in watching Jerma make his top games of all time list, I'll join some lobbies in an hour or so
The Regent is cute.
Calorie........ I have failed you twice. And now I must go.
Duos do be like that, I fear the spire has... slayed us
Ive been stuck on necrobinder and regent A8 for like a dozen runs... im such a shitter
why the fuck does the first game get rid of your starter relic options whenever you lost your previous run"i see you did bad so i will take away your options so you do more bad"fuck off let me swap my starter relic or take random rare relic
>>740742359>small deck energy>not picking only BIG damage carschuds just choose to lose
GhostAny asc okbeta patchleaving when full or in 15-ish minssteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775243497255320/76561198261162673
>Losing most of my motivation to play the gameWake me up when we have actually meaningful balance changes or actual new content.
>>7407549262/4 get inLeaving in 7-sih mins
>>7407553233/4 GET IN LAST MAN
>>740754284its to prevent retards from spamming restart until they get a "good start". At that point just play a custom game or use the console to give yourself shit. STS2 needs to implement something like it to deter the tards.
>draw perfect turn 1 and 2>dark orb scaled to 90 damage beginning turn 2>double energy into multicast for 450 damage turn 2ez game
I'm free in like 10 minutes so I'll join the lobby then, don't forget!!!
>>740754926rehosttttsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775243500165418/76561198261162673
HOSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAANsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775243501236333/76561197977064021
>>7407590072/4
>>7407590073/4
>>740759007giving it 4min then we roll
>>740757898where weakness?
gg rough early game but regent got some broken combos at the end
>>740757898>>740754926I AHTE BRIDGES I HATE BRIDGES I HATE BRIDGESIT CONSTANTLY ASKED FOR MY GOOD CARDS, AND THEN IT PRESENTED ME WITH THE OPTION OF >FUCKING DIE>LOSE MONARCH'S FUCKING GAZETHAT FINAL BOSS RUSH DID NOT NEED TO BE THAT HARD. MONARCH'S GAZE WOULD HAVE MADE IT A CAKEWALKTHE GAME FUCKED US OVER FOR KICKSREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>740759386For real dude, even the only weakness I found was fucking Falling Star in the starting deckI had Prismatic gem for other character cards too >>740759413We won by happenstanceMy Manifested Authority decided to give me Calamity on turn 1We were dead without that Calamity generating cards for Pillar of Creation's block GG.
LET'S SLAY THE SPIRE TOOLOBBYsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775243502039239/76561198002917239BETAA10 OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE UNLOCKED
>>740759634What happens if you die on the bridge in multiplayer
>>740742359Compared to this fucking faggot, those 2 are fine. I HATE the underdocks holy shit
>>740759840I have no clueI doubt it would be a perma-death but I didn't want to chance it
>>740759646Connection timeout. Did this ship already sail?
>>740760002NO I'M ALONE, YOU HOST IT SINCE IT DIDNT WORK FOR ME APPARENTLY
>>740760036You got it hombre. Hostan A10 and after this run I'd like to do the Daily with whoever would like to fuck with thatsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775243502558515/76561198043000657
>>740760173SAYS NO LONGER EXISTS
Damage is so constant in the higher ascensions that upgrades at rest sites are very uncommon.
>>740760297nope
>>740760219steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775243502850284/76561198043000657Alright, trying this again. Not sure why today is being difficult in particular.
I'M FUCKING IN2/4GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND SLAY GLASSNIGGERS AND LIZARDNIGGERS AND WORMNIGGERS AND DEMONNIGGERS
>>7407603753/4, lobby is playing nice for now so let's hope that keeps up
>>7407603753/4 AAAAHHH IM SLAAAAYYIIIING
>>740760375FUCK IT START IT
>>740759938this nigga lookin zesty
>>740760545>seething about people playing video gamesgod i hope you never stop humiliating yourself with delicious gachanigger tears, FAGGOT :)
>>740759938This enemy looked way creepier when it didn't have animations
I have now successfully beaten A10 on one (1) character. Defect, naturally. Surprisingly not with a status deck but with a echo form / feral deck that was able to power through the double bosses with plenty of Holograms cycling zero cost bullshit en masse. Getting into a mindset of saving resources for the second boss was the hardest part, after the previous nine ascensions spent training myself to finish the first boss with an empty tank. "Build around the boss" is also harder when you've got two on deck, of course, but in practice this has felt mostly like planning Aeonglass Status Mitigation + whatever other bullshit for the second boss. The calculation of hit points also feels materially different than A9, on the same token, because the second boss makes me feel as though I need a really big pool going in. Chip damage already becomes very punishing on A9, but A10 REALLY demands an airtight block engine to deal with Test Subject's ghost turns, Queen spergouts, etc all stacking up to maximum. It still feels like I'm playing a different game when I watch a youtube video of baalarlord or whomever effortlessly smashing an A10 run and he'll be making materially different decisions than I would have. Learning to value card draw more was important, for example, but I still have a poor heuristic grasp on what cards are good in any situation. And I still don't really understand Regent/Necro well enough to properly enjoy them.
Hostan?
>>740742076>anita gamekill yourself
>>740760545>>740762268
Waste of my time. Goodnight Silent and Ironchad
That was rough, knew I should've rested in case that fucking event would be a hard encounter. Going to host a Daily for a changesteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775243505021026/76561198043000657
>>740762485
Fuck Aeon Glass. Let's complain and get him removed too
>>740762485daily HATE, definitely should have read what it was before stayingggs though
>>740765125Absolute mess but that was fun. I'll host again if there are people that are interested in playing some A10 or working on getting to it, otherwise I'll bust my balls on Tarkov
>>740765193I could go for a run. Still on A5 though I think
>>740765338Let's pump those numbers thenAll the better if it keeps me from crushing my nuts on Icebreaker for a little longer.steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775243505021026/76561198043000657
Is 43 relics a lot?
>>740765412>steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775243505021026/76561198043000657>game no longer exists
>>740765453Lets try this one steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775243508586900/76561198043000657Refreshed my steam page and everything.
>>7407655072/4
>>740744121People have completed all it has to offer. Until they add new characters or act stages, there’s no reason to go back, and it was already almost identical to the first game. And no, version 1.0 won’t be radically different. You’ll be getting drips and feeds for the next few years so unless you’re willing to stop playing outright, you’ll be getting at most 15 minutes of ‘new’ content every few months, and that’s if they’re releasing a ‘major’ update.
>>740765507both ferals in the last 5 cards of a 57 card deck against aeon xdd
>>740765507>Only 2 more ascensions to goDas it mane
>>740767543I'm not even going to tell you how many times I saw Subroutine at the very bottom of my fucking deck. It was too many.We go again.steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775243508586900/76561198043000657
>>740767598it's the same link as last run
>>740767598no longer exists, refresh your steam profile
>>740767641>>740767625Okay I know for a fucking fact I refreshed that shit before copying so I've got no clue why it does this every now and again. Let's try that againsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775243511256350/76561198043000657
>>740767758>Lobby full
Her game
artifact and biased cognition is so stupid in sts1. no wonder they got rid of it.
>>740754284Brother, 3 floors have 1 hp is objectively the strongest start in StS1.