>xbox had the best presentation>All the games were multiplatHoly kek
The times we living in be crazyOr whatever the saying is
xitter got really mad at this comic for some reason
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>>740743982People with ugly moms.
>>740742521I like how she's not wearing a bra.
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>>740744056this
>>740742521>>740743982Sauce, mah niggy?
>>740744056Veronica was cool, liked the change to the larger industrial testing like you get in RE4.KH4 is still alive.Godzilla, always cool.Apart from that, nothing standing out to me, but I'm also not buying a Switch 2 anytime soon.
>>740744357Indian knife fights are more fun
>>740744056Tendies are some of the most delusional faggots on the planet. They wear diapers as grown ass men and think that's somehow not pathetic as fuck. You can't cure that shit. You need to put them down at that point.
>>740744772I still remember when Metroid Prime 4 got revealed, and by that I mean when they showed a shitty purple logo.They kept shitting their pants claiming it was the best day ever for years.They really are the most retarded niggers you can find
>>740744960>it ended up just being halo 4: 2
>>740743982who caressocial media is just plagued with people baiting for pennies or people getting caught up in meaningless ragebait and indirectly giving people pennies for the degradation of their mental health
>>740742521Incest
>>740744056Xbox was way better
>>740742521Not sure if based or cringe, his mom absolutely shits on the valley girl but you can’t fuck your mom during after prom.
>>740749512>but you can’t fuck your mom during after promWho said so?
>>740744772Careful, people will start calling you a snoy, or worse than that they might think you’re Eric.
>>740749512>but you can’t fuck your mom during after promheh
>>740744056Delusional. Bottom should be one of those dragon asses from DS1
>>740749608>>740749869Freaks
>>740744056king g would smoke that dragon on the bottom though?
>>740749512>promWho the fuck is shorter than their mom after elementary school?
>>740744357What the fuck is this shit man. Gaming is fucking dead.
>>740753338A cute shota boy is who!
>>740744056>implying S(l)oP is on the same level as SGF or even the fucking Xbox Showcase
>>740744109Most people
>>740744056They were all fucking dogshit nigga
>>740745483That's a xitter centric problem though
>>740744056ZASED
>>740744616Why is the keyboard a typewriter?
>>740742521>shes alonehe blew it
>>740742521fuck i gotta go jerk again
Xbox was objectively a better show.Gears, Clockwork, Fable, Spyro, Halo, Magicians are all cool games.
>>740758214>facebook pays out>dunno if insta pays out but brands love attaching themselves to your pictures>tiktok pays out which is also good for baiting since it's mostly short form fake content >xitter pays out>youtube pays out (not nearly that effective of a platform for baiting impressions)everything has a monetary incentive. it's just easiest to do it on xitter since just getting a half a second glance from someone is enough to count towards your penny. do it well enough and people know your name and you might get recognized on ancient media or streamies, and then your viewership skyrockets. discourse starts the most from people being disengenuous for money and views. you'd think with the way these boards here became over the years people were getting paid to do it..........
>>740761618he sure didhis load that isin that milf ass
>>740744528Myahogao. Just had to let the glowniggers at google know that I'm fucked in the head to get that info.
>>740764143Blessed anon
>>740761049The joke is funny
>>740742521I don't get this obsession with exclusives. You're basically measuring a gaming system's value by how much it gatekeeps vidya.
>>740744772They just care about the brand. Exchange those games and they will shit the game they were defending 5 minutes ago
>>740745483This.In /v/ we do it all for free.
>>740764394No the joke is porn.
>>740760578why not?
>>740749608>>740749869Alabama moment
>>740744056nintendo didnt have a single good game to showcase
>>740761049>>740742521MILF SEXOOOO
Sexy gyarus
>>740742521Hello astroturfer
>>740749512Wait, I was supposed to fuck the prom girl?
>>740742521Based mom>>740761049>>740764394>>740768030Hehe
>>740744357no slap fighting? I heard this is popular with the kids
>>740761049Upgrade
>>740769151>Vanilla ice cream is the best!1Ok normalgod. You should stop goofing off now and get ready for work in an hour.
>>740765175>He doesn't know about the economy of (you) 'sThere is a reason why there are multiple you counter apps and extensions.
>>740769221You've never had good vanilla you malnourished peasant. Your future rapist is in for a disappointment.
Going to prom with your mom is cringe and sadYour big sister being your prom date however...
>>740769221Real vanilla ice cream is, yeah.The cheap stuff is is like 3/10
>>740769567>not having your mom and sis pleasuring your cock in front of everyone at the prom
>>740761049lol
>>740749512I guess the point was to make all of the other boys stare at your mom instead of the other girls.
>>740744772They are gaming's Disney Adults.
>>740769567Why go to prom at all I can fuck her at home
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>>740766561Funny porn
>>740766561>porn>nobody is having sex
>>740764143>Check xxx to see if there's a followup to this>Find nothing, but also find that he's the guy behind the SPONGED videoHoly shitI wonder if there is actually a follow up. I remember there being one for the mom samus cosplay comic with the kid fantasizing in his room but thats a different artist iirc
>>740742521wtf that 37 year old male model looks so young
>>740744056Take away the ports from Nintendo Direct and what would you have?
>>740769567This.Why risk going to the prom with your hot single sister or mom and have her bump into Jake, Chad and Tyrone, who all have no qualms about stealing your sister or mom while you watch in despair?
>>740742521rofl
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>>740770873Grab your sister's/mom's ass and smirk while they watch then have sex in a closet somewhere
>>740770110kino...
>>740744056all of them were the retarded hydra head
>>740744056>goodMuramasa on PC! Wanted to play that since forever.>maybe if it isn't complete shit or triggers my autism (hard mode)OoT Remake, and that's walking a tightrope act right nowStar Fox, same thingCV remake, kinda tired of Capcom's style of remakes trying to replaces the OGs and I think OG RE1-4 and CV and 0 are perfectly fine that don't nee- BASICALLY no chance because of my 'tism, but MAAAYBENothing else in any of those presentations was of any interest.
>>740753465Did you say the same when Wii Sports was announced?Of course you didnt, you werent a miserable outrage addict back then.
>>740774982Wii Sports was a pack-in.
>>740761049DowngradeIncest is hot
>>740771382rapi don't cumrapi don't cum
>>740769151your brain matter cause one day it may matter
>>740761049Okay that was actually funny
>>740742521That's been the case ever since the Xbone.The 360 wasn't even a good console for most of its lifetime. For some reason the faggots who are nostalgic for the 360 name multiplats except for stuff like Halo or Gears when you ask them for good games
>>740744056holy cope
>>740744056Tendie fatigue
>>740745483social media is plagued with people who have been expelled from every single offline community for good reason.these people make 50 tweets a day because no one would voluntarily talk to them, so all they can do is scream into the void and hope that someone will accidentally read it.
>>740764143I'm surprised there is actually a follow upSadly nothing happens
>>740742521Is there a version where the young girl stole the son from the mother in the last panel with a "He calls me mommy too."?
>>740742521Why did he bother asking the girl to begin with with a Mom like that?
>>740768030I haven't laughed this hard for years.
>>740742521Haha good thing that she didn't say something like "I'm sure some other girl would go to prom with you and have wild animalistic sex with you afterwards" haha that would have been bad
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>>740783406
Best thread in the catalogue
>>740742521>>xbox had the best presentationI mean. Clockwork Revolution looks interesting, but this is the third year it's been shown off. It's not news. And it somehow had a worse showing that did an even worse job at conveying what the actual gameplay is about than in previous years. Bringing back Spyro is potentially neat I suppose, but we saw no gameplay aside from like a couple of seconds of flying through rings as if it was Superman 64. Is the entire game about flying as if it's some kind of rail shooter? Or are flying segments only a part of the game and the rest is more traditionally Spyro? We have no idea. A release date for Belmont's Curse was kind of cool. And we got to see more gameplay, which was kind of cool, but once again, we've already seen gameplay so it wasn't like shocking or anything. Valor Mortis looks cool enough and I guess we've got a release date now. But what they showed us was like the same thing they showed us last year. Doom The Dark Age's DLC does admittedly look a lot better than the base game for The Dark Ages. But it's still The Dark Ages so it's difficult to feel all that excited. But I'll even be charitable and admit that the new Fable games, even with whatever red flags it has got, looks like it might potentially be quite fun. But that's like it. The P6 logo-reveal was a was a TES6 reveal of fucking nothing. At least the Nintendo Direct had. Fortune's WeaveXenoblade GenesisFF: ResonanceMuramasa: Revenant Blades / RebirthGameplay of and the first look at Withered World.Cool updates for Pokopia.Switch Sports Resort.Genuinely new game reveals. Gameplay reveals that showed genuinely new things not previously known. And notable updates for games that are already beloved.
>>740783331>>740783406>yurislop
>>740780726>shadman
>>740771129oyakodon
>>740784031That's not shadman.
>>740743982Going for older women might be considered predatory behavior these days, probably because single 35+ year olds tend to be more desperate and don't hate men as much
>>740784434 >don't get the referenceOf course it's not, Captain Obvious.
>>740761049>>740776841fixed
Bump for mom
>>740784641>Going for older women might be considered predatory behavior these daysisn't it about time they simplify their movement into "we want all men off this planet" or something.
>>740785862No matter how much they'd love to, even they're not stupid enough to believe humanity can survive without men.
>>740744357Remember ARMS?
>>740742521The incest is cool, but I almost prefer the idea of this not being incestuous. The guy just told his mom about some mean bitch who turned him down, and the mom happens to be a total knock-out who wanted to let her boy dab all over the gyaru.
>>740742521 >Being rejected by gyaru Ooooooooooof
>>7407680304chan still is the best place lmao
>>740744056>Nintendo - Ports and Remakes>better than anythinglol, lmao even
>>740744056Snoys utterly ASSMAD. Nintendo completely ANNIHILATED the competition. Century of humilitation for SNOYs
