HENRY HAS COME TO SEE US
here Henry have my knob, but careful with itit saved my arse more times than you can count, so take good care of it
My name is Hans Capon, motherfucker! Open the door!
>>740766753Yeah, I'm sure Henry has come to see something, and that shove it down his throat.
feeling quite hungry
Henry, why doth thou smell like bussy?
>>740766753Is he coming to fuck another butt hole too?
literal niggerfaggot game
>>740766753>*boot game up*>takes place in 15th century poland>"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"
>>740766753I still do not understand why the fuck you can have gay sex with Hans when his whole thing in the first game is chasing women and getting drunk instead of his job
Why does he look like the James Bond in 007: First Light. woke devs.
>>740767541>better
>>740767381MUUUTT!
>>740767801Because video games are not art, they're not even real stories, they have no need for cohesive plots. They're stupid ass children's toys to appease retards.
>>740766753Sorry, no fags
Henry was on his way to the synagogue
>>740767541Buck status..
>>740766753Why did they make him handsome in the second game there was something magical in playing a retard that only get about getting into fights and fingering every woman that let him
>>740766753God save you Henry
>>740768762he looked like a moron
Could someone take this combat and put it into a good game? I can't handle slavjank movie game shit.
I thought the chuds were lying when they said you spend several chapters saving an african and jews, cucked for esg so hard it was almost parody
>>740769058KCD is oddly divisive There are niggas like this guy who love the combat that muchThere are people who only want a Henry game (I don't hate him but his arc is over)There are people who aren't interested in the main quest but love all the silly side content and vice versanot to mention all guys who download mods to skip any at all survival
>>740768903So the average English lad? and Henry is a moron for half the first game
>>740769206The original game was already cucked for ESG by shilling a Noahide compliant religion.
>>740769315in 2 he a lot more heroic so it suites him
>>740766753jewish game.
>that mission where you have to pretend to be hetero around the princess
>>740767541That was a quote by the Doctor Who guy, not VavraVavra is still a fag, but you don't need to lie
Is playing as a hunter/archer/thief viable? I have a feeling the story really tries to make a knight out of me.
Give me a Hussite wars jew slaying game already
>>740766753sorry Henry, I'm not into gay sex. I'll stick with games like Stellar Blade
>>740767381WHEN I SAY SILLY, YOU SAY DOGGY!SILLY
where's the pantry
>>740771082It should be possible to be someone besides full plate tanking longsword guy. You can dodge attacks and sabers are their own weapon class. Not sure whether full archery is viable, though.
>>740766753>Henry suddenly gets a half jewish brother that his dad never mentioned>Henry's dad was secretly in love with a jewish girl who he also never mentioned>sigismund (bad guy) decides to slaughter everyone in the Jewish quarter and burn it down>you have to rescue the jews and help them escape>Sigismund has a random muslim black guy in his camp that is better than all the other doctors in the land>the black guy saves Henry at one point, and his final bit of dialogue is about how he wants to fuck the girl Henry's involved with>Henry's best friend is now bisexual and Henry can FUCK him And yet I still liked the game because while it was kinda pozzed at times, it was also believable imo. Plus just a good story with good characters.When Henry first sees the black guy he's like 'are you ok? You look ill' or some shit lol
>>740766753JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED
>>740769274I like the combat and the side stuff. Henry & the main story are dull, though I do understand why they're there.
>>740766753Even the most woke tard game from Commifornia never put gay sex in their games, ruining an established character like this. I can't look at Henry now and be good with this. Fuck Danial Vavra, jewish rat mf.
