Are there any gaming reveals that would make you soiface? I was pretty much unmoved with anything shown this past week
No
>>740771981I basedfaced for Muramasa and Xenoblade 4.
>>740771981Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance 3
Fuck no. Best you’ll get out of me is a “huh, neat” before I begin autisically combing through as much information I can get my hands on to determine where and to what degree the devs behind it will and/or have already fucked it up before it even hits the shelves.
>>740771981Remakes used to do it to me before they became over saturated
>>740772215manly admittance
i'd be genuinely happy about a back to form dark souls 4 that isn't open world like elden ring
>>740771981I was promised a new Wario game from the leaks and didn't get one
>>740771981A brand new Cave shmup
>>740772257dark souls sound suite is like dragon ball to me, between the menu UI, pick ups, hit effects, sound when entering a new area, etc.all of it carries. its like cashing in to me, it would print money if they actually upped the scale and spectacle like elden ring but condensed it.
>>740771981WoW2, but only if it looked good and not gay.
>>740771981I thought I might if there was an og deus ex remake. Aspyr announced one recently though and it looked bad so no soiface
Yep. I admit I completely onions’d out for the ocarina of time remake reveal.
If Thief got revealed at the pc gamer showcase and it was a new game with gameplay from 1+2, modern graphics, and not a re-release of 1 with worse graphics than the hd mod.
I unironically got an acid reflux upon seeing the stellar blade 2 trailer. I'm happy as fuck man.
Konami & Kojimbo make up and make MGS6
Chrono Trigger remake. Ragnarok Online remake.
>>740771981Yes but they'll never do something like super mario sunshine 2, a real onions game. They barely care about that gaming gen unless it is a demake. So I think i'm safe from ever soifacing.
EA doing a RA2/TibSun remake as faithful as the RA/TibDawn one would make me pretty happy.
>>740771981Every Underrail 2 dev update makes me do thisHurry up and post another one, Styg
maybe Planescape: Torment 2 or something(no Tides of Numenera doesn't count) >>740772560The trailer was great but I just don't have enough goodwill for Shift Up to trust it.
>>740771981new boktai game
>>740771981You've not been moved by anything in years because you're a jaded loser that has stopped playing video games. Leave the board.
>>740771981I hate to admit this, but sometimes I get soifaced when a new Genshin update comes out, even if it's a boring update.
I cried upon rewatching a new trailer for a game that was already announced at the last TGA.It was simply a much better trailer, and wonderfully put together.
>>740771981Maybe Xenogears remake with all the originally planned content restored but they'd ruin it anyway.Muramasa on PC kinda got me excited actually so I guess I'm not dead inside yet.
>>740771981Ace Combat 8 was this for me as a life long fan of the series
Blyatborn RemakenedMorrowind Second Wind Unwind RewindThe First of Them Part TreeDreamsettler
>>740771981>SequelsDaS4Elden Ring 2Bloodborne 2Sekiro 2>Remakes / RemastersNioh 1 RemakeFFX + X-2 RemakesTwilight Princess RemakeMetroid Prime 2 + 3 Remasters
>>740771981Silksong release date was probably the most onions I've been. Maybe Bloodborne PC could elicit my inner nu-male.Tbh, even for good games I think it's hard to wow people with experience. Usually it's because you've been cucked or edged someway before that might make you onions out.Mayber Outer Wilds 2 being announced and it looks super cool would make me coom.
>>740771981The only thing that'd make me completely basedface is Bandai Namco announcing that the curent iteration of Gundam EXVS will be the final one in arcades and that all future iterations are gonna be on PC + Console going forward.
>>740771981Yeah, I'm not a jaded faggot
>>740771981Elden Ring 2, DMC6 and KCD3.
>>740773875No, you're just a faggot.
>>740771981i just want a maplestory classic release date. they've been edging me for over a year
>>740771981You tell us. What announcement would make your cynical soul rejoice?
>>740771981https://youtu.be/mmtc-FQxtGU?t=49
>>740771981Only two games but one had a release 2 years or so ago so getting another from this dev this soon would mean it was rushed and therefore not good. And in any case both of those devs pretty much said they're not making more.
>>740771981TES6 with built in sex mods
>>740771981Perhaps>Factorio 2 if there ever were such a thing>Kojima going back to Konami to make more Metal Gear>A new single player Quake game set in the original games setting>Some full brain dive Koikatsu where you could straight up fuck your girls. Yeah it's pure fantasy and isn't possible, but you asked and if it did I'd soiface so hard any image of me would be added to that shitty memeOtherwise not really.
>>740771981All of my favorite franchises have either disappointed or outright burned me, so no. The closest thing would probably be what that other anon said about ExVs but I'd be expecting them to fuck it up somehow.
>>740771981Tales of Eternia with a new translation and dub made me hype. With how barebones all the other Tales remasters were I didn’t expect anything but a straight port but Bamco for once exceeded my expectations
>>740771981Nope, I'm at a point where I have 0 expectations and I still get disappointed.
>>740771981Metroid Dread got me pretty hard, but I knew of its theoretical existence back in the 00s. Seeing it not only be real, but release in like 3 months was an out of body experience, I'm pretty sure everyone thought that one was vaporware at the time.
Been waiting for almost 20 years. Don't care about any other gaming franchise
>>740771981Shenmue 3
>>740772213This is half the problem with modern game rollouts - it's far too easy to spoil the fun. Granted, it would help if devs still consistently made good games as well but I digress. In decades past you took what bread crumbs you could get, what precious seconds of footage you had and whatever paragraphs some lolcow journalist wrote about it, and that's what you chewed on until the damn thing came out. Now, a game is released both halfway broken AND halfway solved. I think that's why something like the Silksong release went over the way it did - it was hyped, but also hardly anything about it was known until it was out. The old method still works.
nothingimagine soifacing about videogames
>>740771981A remaster of the LAU Tomb Raiders with all the Xbox-locked content restored for all platforms.
>deltarune chapter 5>also 6 and 7>available...now That's about it.
>>740771981It's highly valvefagcoded but TF3 or HL3. It's not because those are the greatest games ever or anything, but with valves unique circumstances I'd expect them to be given at least a fair try. Any other sequel would be at such a high risk of cash-in that I wouldn't want to get my hopes up. Plus deadlock is fun.
>>740771981Ace Attorney 7 (final game)Trauma Center revival for switch 2God Hand 2 (stellar blade has my hopes up but..)TWEWY 3Katana Zero DLC release date (the biggest one)
>>740781362>TWEWY 3Take your one and go. TWEWY got a sequel at all, and for that I am eternally grateful.
>>740771981I had to google search some fake game concept art. I couldn't find one for Thief and i can't be bothered making an AI gen one.Perhaps i wouldn't make that face but it would be one of those hype reveals of where i might go mildly spastic.
>>740771981Viewtiful Joe 3
>>740771981I like games too much to be performative like this
>>740779296I don't have to imagine, I still like vidya.
>>740771981Eric butts, guy in your MP4, is a big switch fan. He was probably crying when he saw the horrific oot trailer
Shadow drops and suprise releases. Any time a reveal ends with a 'you can play this right now' i am happy. I don't like being hyped for releases in x months.
>>740772934>Two tendies and a movie fan I love this webm.Bearded guy is dancing to wii music and guy in the white shirt makes videos about the switch.
>>740771981Ace Attorney 7A new Paper Mario that was basically TTYD 2Metroid 6 Half Life 3That's about it.
>>740771981HL3, FF9R, Drakengard 1-3 ports for PC
>>740782442Dude, I'm hoping Kamiya's on that shit after Okami 2.
>>740771981If they made C&C5 and it was actually good
>>740771981Katana Zero
I would love to see MechWarrior 2 og and Mercenaries on steam in a mostly intact form with just some fixes for modern systems and some broken stuff fixed, missing features broken weapons etc, I'd totally buy day one
>>740771981Ocarina remake
>>740772431Pic unrelated?
>>740771981Skyrim remake in UE5
Ports of Soul Sacrifice, Gravity Rush 1&2 and Bloodborne for PC.No need to remaster them to add some shitty lighting or whatever; just port them (well).
>>740771981tomba 3 by original creator. mgs1 and ape escape remakes, but they would have to be literally perfect. many other games also deserve a remake/comeback, like parasite eve, xenogears, dino crisis, chrono trigger, smt3, vtmb... and where the fuck was max payne remake? nobody cares about that control 2 slop.
>>740771981Yeshttps://youtu.be/6RiiKUIGsig
>>740771981Honestly nothingMost remakes of games I wanted remakes for are dogshit, same with remastersSame with sequelsOften I find brand new shit to be more palatable than nostalgiabait
>>740771981wasn't really a basedface but the company of heroes remaster made me want to pull my face off.Also crazy taxi gave me a "oh they will actually do it" when I heard offspring playing, but they are like 10 years too late.
>>740771981Mega Man 12 got me last year, and Xenoblade Genesis got me yesterday. Sonic Mania 2, Metroid 6, and Nier 3 would all get me too.
>>740771981>Live in the same city as this guy>Keep running into him>He's completely insufferable
Gravity Rush 3.
If the surviving members of SirTech came back for a Wizardry 9 I’d think that was pretty cool.
only time I soifaced was when my sister cosplayed Chiaki Nanami and flashed me her huge tits.
>>740772431>nu-blizzard>looks good>not gayI know we’re speaking in hypotheticals here but anon…
I might go a little soi once they finally show off the Max Payne 1&2 remake and looks good.And there's also HL3, of course.
>>740782719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twi92KYddW4
>>740786563*and it looks good
>>740771981DD2 expansion
>>740771981>Dragon's Dogma 2 did when I saw the Gryphon flying>Perfect Dark Reboot did when I saw the Datadyne logo on the building>Deltarune 3 + 4 didI hate myself for doing it.
>>740771981>TESVI>Fallout 5 / NV2>New Halo (if it looks good)>Half Life 3>L4D3>New Prince of Persia>Traditional style Zelda game
>>740771981i was young, just pirated jedi academy, booba feet segment
>>740771981No because I'm not a beta pussy bitch like 90% of modern males
>>740772675This one I can agree with.Or maybe an entirely new C&C. Either C&C 5 or Red Alert 4.>as faithful as the RA/TibDawn oneI would also take a Tib Sun remaster that adds some of the stuff that Westwood wanted to add but couldn't, like GDI dropship reinforcement loadouts.
>>740771981No, because I'm better than 99% of people(100% once I reach full potential)
>>740771981Kirby air riders made me pog
I think I'm too old to solicit that reaction ever again desu. I have seen enough remakes and reboots come and go to remove that feeling of wonder.
>>740786414If they had the balls to reboot WoW and leave everyone's mounts, pets, and titles behind I would think significantly higher of them.
>>740771981i thought i would for oot but post-iwata nintendo always finds a way to disappoint
ILL looks pretty good in terms of cathartic degeneracy laced imagery but i have never and will never onions face at anything
>>740771981No, I'm dead inside
Mario saying fuck
>>740771981I soifaced during the gen atlas trailer
>>740771981The Doom DLC bringing back a grappling hook option did that.
>>740776814pls factorio 2 (the devs already said they're finishing up development and im gonna off myself)
I stopped getting excited for new games when Capcom didn't bring MH Dos to the USA 20 years ago
>>740772889>be corporately approved levels of excited for [product] on [board know for being hyper critical]no thanks, faggot. buy an ad
>>740771981I won't lie, I soifaced hard at Alien: Isolation 2. The first one is my favorite horror game of all time and the original Alien probably one of my top 3 favorite movies and I never thought it would get a sequel after the first one sold relatively poorly from what I understand and the original studio doesn't exist anymore. And to see that it's on a colonial world instead of confined to a space station I think is awesome and gives plenty of opportunities for cool level designs and a huge hunting ground for the Xenomorph to play in as well as possibilities for more enemies and more varied enemies at that. There were some other games I was excited about, but that was the only one that made me react beyond just like a smile or, "that's cool."
>>740771981How many times do I have to be disappointed by each and every of these companies till I lose all hope and any shred of hype for their products? After a while even the dumbest ape builds some pattern recognition and moves away from them, the only one who praise these companies and their products after all these years are the paid advertisers. Propaganda and marketing, which are the same thing, are cheaper than product quality. The companies know it and have no intention of changing. Why would I?
>>740771981Tokyo Jungle 2
>>740771981I dont know, maybe a new Smash Bros
>>740771981No because I know they will find a way to pozz it somehow, I look at everytjing with scrutiny
>>740771981BRING BACK BURNOUT MOTHERFUCKERS, AND BY THAT I MEAN BURNOUT 3
>>740771981Remake or sequel, anything goes
>>740771981i'm completely stone faced for things i've been genuinely super excited for so no. internally i'd be soifacing though. nothing has made me feel that way in a long time though. the last one was elden ring's first trailer.
