NINTENDO *clap* HIRE *clap* THIS *clap* MAN *clap*
Kinda worried OoT just gonna be 1:1 gameplay wise with An Indian generated graphics and voice acted cutscenes like what Starfox got
>>740772678>OoT just gonna be 1:1 gameplaythat would be the best case scenario
>>740772436We lived under the illusion that nintendo has people who understand what they do with art direction but it looks like that was a side effect of weak hardware
>>740772678>voice acted cutscenesthis is great
>>740772726If I want to play N64 OoT I've been able to do that whenever I want since 1998 and have been able to do it with full asset replacements and performance improvements for the last 3 years or whateverEven if they fuck it up if they haven't at least tried to make the game different I don't know why they've bothered
>>740772678>NOOOOOOOOO IT'S THE EXACT SAME GAME IT SHOULD BE DIFFERENT>WTF THEY REMADE THE GAME BUT CHANGED THINGS? IT SUCKSwhy the fuck are you buying remakes in the first place you mongoloid? you're part of the problem. just play the originalsmost remakes that change things do it wrong anyway (mario & luigi games spring to mind)
>>740772436If you're going to shitpost at least link the song as well.
polymarket odds on navi saying focus link
>>740772436Realism and unreal engine looking slop has hit Nintendo truly the dark ages of visual design
>>740772738I wonder how the people who where laughed at for doing realistic nintendo fan games feel now
>>740772806I've already played the original to death for 28 years, I don't care if they fuck it up it's not going to delete the original game from existence you fucking baby
>>740772842ok ok my badhttps://youtu.be/C1Y_d_Lhp60?si=sHB1J1HIj1xhX07M
>>740772436Both look great.>>740772864You don’t know what realism is. Both are heavily stylized.
>>740772942>heavily stylized.his fingers are literally feathers
>>740772860>polymarket odds on navi saying focus linkFOCUS L!
>>740773023I don't get it what point are you trying to make by pointing that out
it's gonna be so weird when he carries Ruto and throws her around to activate mechanics
>>740773097I don't think you know what stylization means. It's literally bird, with realistic animal feet and all
>>740773169A birds wings would break if they tried to move like falco moves what the fuck are you on aboutHe's in a flight jacket wearing a scouter making a smug smile with his keratin bird beakFeathers aren't fingers and they feathers fingersAre you disabled
>>740773336>Are you disabledI'm not the one saying this is "heavely stylized"
>>740773394I'm not even the guy who said that I was just blown away by seeing someone make the dumbest argument I've seen all weekTrying to claim a design isn't stylised because the anthro bird has feathers for fingersIt boggles the mind trying to work out the logic you think you've employed
>>740773516yeah I suspected as much, you aren't smart enough to follow a conversation for the beginning so I had to point out why all this was stupid, no surprises here
>>740772738I really don't know how it persisted for so long, there's so many switch games that copied BOTW in burying their environments under grass effects because they knew how fucking bad they look otherwise.
>>740772726since fromsoft gained popularity, Zelda's gameplay have been laughed at
>>740772806>why the fuck are you buying remakes in the first place you mongoloid?I don’t.
>>740772678You know it will
>>740772726kek
>Nintendo finally not being safe with their art styles>NOOOOOO WHERE'S MY CARTOON KIDDIE SHIT FOR 8 YEAR OLDSWhy are you all like this?
>>740772860>>740773074
>>740775276>t. That Man
>>740773724>t-the grass effects are a sleight of hand!As are all graphics.
so basically, the legend of Ocarina of time being a perfect game, ends now
>Listen, L.
>>740772436I like how even Vinny, a staunch BotW defender even shit on this.
>>740775409Yep, Nintendo is sending goons door to door globally destroying all earlier copies of ocarina of time and you'll never get to play them again
>>740772436they truly hired this man...we entered the UE5 slop era for Nintendo, it's so fucking sad to see.with Star Fox it's less of a surprise since they revealed that a western studio is doing it, but that they even let Zelda look like this...man>>740772726>the same game, 1:1>garbage generic art>best case scenariotruly the end times are upon us
>>740775734relax cowboy, you seem upset
>>740775276>generic UE5 slop aesthetics>not safewhat planet are you from
Ocarina of Sex
>>740775616Vinny is a clown tho.Not that I am that excited about the remake, I don't think you should worry about the opinion of a guy who thrives on attention.
>>740775845you're imaging it
>>740772436>Coming to Nintendo Switch 2 in 2027, Super Mario, a from the ground up remake of Super Mario 64
>>740772678I expect it to be nothing like the original.>>740772726Only if you hate games designed for players and like fellating devs for treating you like a doll instead.
>>740776046>I expect it to be nothing like the original.imo they are fucked either way>scenario a: it's 1:1, it will feel old, but with new graphics (that look like ass)>scenario b: it's completely revamped at which point it should just be a new Zelda gamethey can't win. nostalgiafags, streamers and oldfags with kids will buy it of course, it will sell 20m copies. but I don't see how this can turn out as anything other than shit
>>740776180>a new Zelda game played by 20M people>this is bad though because I have to fit in on /v/
>reddit: the thread>OP the fagYup, Who else but /v/
>>740772436Link looks good to me, reminds of his generic HD render Nintendo's been using for 10+ years.
>>740772436>not wearing the hatthis is a bit of a redflag.
>>740776290>financial success, 80b company profits>that equals merit and quality of the workI'm sure you think that Avatar and Avengers are the best movies of all time, too
>>740772436Fox is cute
>>740775960It super switch, newfag
>>740776430I was called a schizo when I said that BOTW did irreparable damage to franchiseToo late to apologize
>>740772436>Star Fox confirmed outsourced to Americans and JeetsWill Ocarina be the same?
Will oot have fart gas?
>>740776046Id really like it to be very different from the OG, but given that the game was developped in barely 3 years tops and judging by the work put in revamping the visuals, i dont think its a feasible amount of time to make a completely new game with a completely different artstyle for a Zelda of that scale.They must have been leaning heavily on the original or else this means they have been working on it for a lot more time, which i doubt.
>>740776180>they can't winNintendo new strategy is to use movies to generate interest for their games, which is why the artstyle looks so weird, it's meant to match the upcoming movie, same way Donky Kong now looks like the movie version.
>>740776430>>740776498he just doesn't wear it to bed retards
>>740776675Did I ask shill?
>>740772436both are peakcope and seethe harder
Does the new fox model still do the old yibibbyyidadbabab noises or is it actual speech?Because that stupid fucking face is perfect for just making dumb noises.
>>740776525Yes, definitely.
>>740776626At the very least I expect them to throw in a fuckton of shitty collectibles.
>>740776719harden up pussy
>>740772436Developer vision is not the final product.
>>740776747>Does the new fox model still do the old yibibbyyidadbabab noises or is it actual speech?the demo has like 10 languages, but no dibbabibbawoobeedoobee :(>>740776780>Developer vision is not the final product.bro SF is out in 2 weeks, and OoT in a few months. This is not "developer vision" or previs, it's the actual thing
It all looks like AI slop
>>740776747nuntendo has no soul, theres none of those noises. There's no compression, no radio sound effects, it's just you hearing people talk in a recording studio with no emphasis. Yes it is that noticable. They outsourced it with zero shame.
>>740777215>nuntendo has no soul, theres none of those noises. There's no compression, no radio sound effects, it's just you hearing people talk in a recording studio with no emphasis. Yes it is that noticable. They outsourced it with zero shame.Yeah it's true. The original was campy, but intentionally so, it had charm and character. Both graphics and voice performance feel way too generic and "serious" now, there's no real hype to it
>>740776719you literally asked yeah
>>740772738Somehow Xbox ended up with the most varied artstyle and art directions now. Crazy times.
It's gamecube era all over again
>>740776675[MAIN QUEST]Humble Beginnings - Find your hat.Sara is outside waiting for you but you can not let yourself be seen without your hat! Search your room to find your hat and go into the menu with Start to equip it with Dpad and A.
>>740777804Gamecube had games. A lot of games in many different genres all of high quality.Switch has ports and remakes.
>>740777512>jeet can't read for shitMany such cases
Can't wait for realistic-looking kid link meeting the quasi-nude great fairy and bluesky people losing their shit about how it's inappropriate lol
>>740777804he couldn't hide his disgust
predict how ugly she will look
>>740778015She will probably look slimy
>>740778015lol she will also get a thousand "THAT IS A NUDE CHILD" posts day oneyou know I changed my mind, the remake is a great idea, the meltdowns will be kino
>>740777940She won't be nude, she will be redesigned completely and you know it
>>740778193if the great fairies aren't turbobabes with just some vines covering up their private bits, Nintendo needs to die
>>740778328same with the Gerudos, you can't take that sexual awakening away from the next generation man
>>740778185she will be heavely censored
>>740772436These games only look like this because Nintendo is sooooooo proud of finally having a console that can render shit that isn't low poly cartoons. They are astounded by tech that has been industry standard for like 15 years.
>>740777954he's a streamer making an extremely obviously exaggerated facial expression which is something Vinny in particular is going to do because he isn't normally on camera and feels a need to performI'm not saying he isn't disappointed but come on man have a little awareness
>>740778542>everything is fake>nothing is genuinesucks to be you
>>740778607no I'm saying this specific thing is exaggerated and not entirely genuine I'm sorry this is how you're finding out that streamers are entertainers
>>740778185Her appearance in every game since OoT has made her look more and more like she is wearing clothes.
>>740778542Vinny sucks Nintendo off so hard most of the time there's no skin left on their dick when he's done with them. If that's his reaction to a new Zelda even if it's being exaggerated that's pretty bad.
>>740776626The original post advertising for positions on a Zelda-related project are from over 6 years ago, it's probably been in some form of development since the Covid days.
>>740772678Its what sells you hecking chud. We want more 64 games being rereleased with graphics that picture what we thought the games looked like in our minds when we were kids.
>>740778676being entertaiment doens't make it any less real, but whatever anon
>>740777860>starfox sameshiteverytime>ocarina of time "spiritual successor">resident evil remake>metal gear solid remake
>>740778890>We want my favorite type of guy, no self, only identity is as part of a group, in this case fandom
>>740778890The old games still look fine
>>740778794Even a hardcore nintendo fan like Vinny has nothing to be excited about. The trailer showed zero gameplay, it's the 2nd time the game has been remade, and any big zelda fan has already played OoT + dozens of it's mods.
>thought I would outgrow gaming or feared gaming would outgrow me>what happened is that gaming regressed into something I can no longer recognize
I think the reason people don't like it that much is because of the harsh blue light likely coming from Navi visiting Link. If it was a more natural or warm tone like the intro tapestry it would look better.
nintendo fanboys are at the point where they'd not only wholeheartedly accept this as the next mario, but defend it as though their life depended on it
>>740779446Why is the lighting blue there anyway? Doesn't Navi visit link in the late morning? Everybody else int he village is already up and doing stuff and comment on Link being a lazy bones.
>>740779582>>740779446In media blue light is used to signal nighttime/moonlight in scenes that would normally be too dark to see inthis is something children inherently understand without needing it explained to them
>>740778436This but it's a good thing. Nintendo should do what their devs feel like. I dont see that going for something realistic is wasted on them since its fresh to have devs trying things they dont normally do. Likewise, astrobot was well received because it was novel to see playstation devs try their luck at something more lighthearted for a change.I really like the way link's clothes have some sort of hemp texture to them, since he was raised by wood dwelling creatures. It's the little details which take it apart from "hire this man" crap.In any case its a wind waker situation all over again. People will enjoy it at face value and most nerds will warm up to it once it comes out and it turns out to be good.
>>740779582>Why is the lighting blue there anyway? Doesn't Navi visit link in the late morning?Yes, but this is where Link is asleep and has nightmare/vision, it happens before Navi comes to wake him up. It's in the original intro as well. I think the art is trash, but the scene is correct
>>740779446The lighting has nothing to do with it. People don't like the trailer because it's literally a few seconds of Link sleeping and that's it. How the fuck are you gonna advertise a game like that? They are trying to use the title alone to carry the reveal which doesn't fucking work.
>>740779801It would be understandable for an announcement of a game that wouldn't be coming out for six years but yeah this is comes out in under 6 months why aren't we seeing more
>>740779446>NaviImagine if she's voiced by Zentaya or some celeb
>>740779563RE fans treating re4r as better than the original was the final nail in the coffin for me
>>740772738The people who work at Nintendo don't even play games. This Direct had a segment where Koizuma played fucking thumb wrestling to show case a game, and he FUCKING LOST. Hell, their star Miyamoto bailed to make movies the minute he could. At least the old guard knew what a game should look like, but do you think any of these fucks hired people who play games to replace them? Miyamoto wanted Anouma to make Zelda, a man who would die to Octoroks in Zelda 1. These old fucks are leaving, so we're getting remake city as their retirement parties. However, the new crop will have no idea what a game should be and they sure as shit aren't fans of video games. Nintendo will go to shit over the next 10 years.
>>740779801This, we needed at least a few shots of what the game actually looked like outside of just that one 5 second clip of a cutscene and some close-up shots of a tapestry. People are hyper-analyzing everything so they're complaining about how Link looks, but the bigger issue by far is that we basically got nothing other than knowing the game exists.
my first thought was that it looks like fable anniversarythankfully I do not care about this remake
>>740779801>They are trying to use the title alone to carry the reveal which doesn't fucking work.It does though. It's all over the sites man, every headline about the Direct I saw mentioned Zelda or straight up had an image of it in it.There's gonna be a Direct closer to release, too. None if this has failed from an "ad" perspective. The only people seething that they wanted to see more were aware of the leaks and already created their own hype, those are not people Nintendo needs to reach, they're all in anyway
>>740775616BotW is better than OOT though.
>>740772436Nintendo hired that man, anon.>Focus, L
>>740779992I’ve given up all hope for gaming. AI will be the final nail in the coffin. We won’t even see it used to push the medium anywhere, it’ll just be used to make the same pig shit we got before but even faster/shittier, and you’ll never be allowed to have a local model anywhere as good as the cloud models (which will require a $1000/mo subscription to be remotely usable and will have heavy content requirements as well as requiring weekly facial scans alongside your ID to make sure you’re still you).And the newer generations will never rebel against this. Gen Alpha will fucking love it. I hate what technology and what this society has become. Destroy it all. I beg for sweet release in nuclear war
>>740772436THERES ALREADY A OOT REMAKE ITS CALLED SHIP OF HARKINAN. ITS MADE BY INDIE DEVS AND HAS MODS, 60+FPSSTUPID FUCKING RETARDED /V/ DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT TECH
I would have liked it more if they OoT look more like the promotional images. Dunno why the art style had to be so ugly
>>740777804Finally he can play Ocarina of Time
>>740780290Nobody cares about your tranny friends mod
>>740772436>no more cartoony stylized bullshitNintendo is kino again just like the good old days.
>>740780290>talks about a decompile/port>calls it a remakeohhh boy, time to stop posting buddy
>>740780339yeah same, if they went with the look from the concept art, it would look distinct, hell it would have *a* style to begin withinstead we get generic slop. It's so depressing
>>740772678I think it's a very different situation. Star Fox is translates well into a modern game by just updating the visuals. But Oot is a much more complex game and suffers from that early 3D game awkwardness. It needs a lot more changes to feel like a modern game.
>>740772726Just play cryZENx's game at that point. They hired him anyway.
>>740780476We were robbed
>>740780535Jesus he needs to take another swing at that Ruto model
>>740780567yes we were
this is just like how I imagined the game as a kid... I'm literally crying
>>740780861That looks like shit
I'm excited
IT'S WHAT THE BIG MAN WANTED. THIS WAS ALWAYS THE VISION. SUCK IT UP.
>>740781132I'm guessing his beard branches open up this time instead of opening his big ass mouth and telling you to get in his belly.
>>740775109might be wishful thinking on your part but yeah it could be improved
>>740781132I'm just glad we're getting actual Kokiri again and not Koroks. I'm so sick of Koroks.
First look at Hyrule Field
>>740781183ahhh... twairaito purinsessu...
>>740781183There is a big difference between 'realistic' and 'unreal engine NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN slop'
Miyamoto needs to fucking retire anyway, too much idiotic shit coming from him in recent yearsafter what he said about the pos galaxy movie (people should be cheering it on! or some shit), I wanted to just have him shut up forever. go tend your garden and jack off to pikmin or whatever grampa
>>740778082we like slimy
The tryhards are getting retarded again. These arguments are weak as their shitposts, modern 4chan has no wit.
>>740775940MRI? Polaroid?
>>740772726I'd legitimately rather it be BotW gameplay than just "here is the exact same game again". BotW gameplay would be ass and terrible, but at least it's something different. This is a REMAKE, not a remaster. We can already play the original 100 different ways. We even have a remaster for the 3ds. I'd hope it's as difficult from the original as the FF7 remake is (not to say it's good, just that it's a complete and utter overhaul of the gameplay and plot).
>>740782101What a stupid takeIf they are going to do that than just make a new game that has nothing to do with OoT
Ocarina of time is 28 years old
>>740772726Nah, I want new layouts for the dungeons. The hammer from Fire Temple also just needs a full rework in its utility.
>>740775109>since fromsoft3d zeldas have always been laughable
>>740772436No chang, I'm not going to hate Japanese games.
>>740772678StarFox gameplay is fast and responsive. I don't care about cutscenes
>>740782729enjoy paying sixty bucks for a UE5 slop remake of a 40 minute game
>>740783282Hi furby, repeating the same thing over and over get boring
>>740783282>enjoy playing a good gamethat's the idea sour grapes aren't necessary
>>740772738The oot one looks fine color wise from the short amount of time they've shown. The star fox one looks like shit with the coloring one alone.
>>740772678That would still be better than the Ocarina-themed mod of BOTW I'm expecting it to be. No dungeons, no gameplay, still just walking around in a barren grass field for 100 hours, but retards will clap since it looks superficially like their childhood game.
>>740772436>hire this gay, furry pedo
>>740779992Miyamoto has openly admitted to only hiring people who don't play games. He's surrounded himself with yes men who are too ignorant to tell him when his ideas are shit (which they are most of the time). It really explains how bad the quality of Nintendo's games has become.
>>740772436child clark kent.jpg
>>740772436UE slop trailer makers would never change Link's design. If anything the OoT reveal was the opposite of Hire This Man aesthetics.
>>740777804Not even close. Nintendo was actually trying back then. The Switch and Switch 2 era is the worst they've ever been, even worse than the dark ages of the N64.
>>740784247>the dark ages of the N64.the dark ages when Mario 64 and OoT were watershed moments and influenced game design to this day?Truly depressing, sure
>>740773157>activate mechanicsShe already activates my mechanics if you know what a i mean.
>>740784340The dark ages when they got like 3 games a year, all of which chugged along at 10fps with drops, full of disgusting Vaseline-blurred textures and fog to hide the nonexistent draw distance, and were getting their asses handed to them by Sony worldwide and Sega in Japan. There's no reason to defend the N64 unless you really loved racing games and Mario sports/party slop since that was 90% of its library. And somehow the port machines they're shitting out now make that look like a golden age.
>>740776939Bless your heart <3
