This looks like dogshit
>>740776467looks like nintendo finally hired this man
Shouldn't have made jokes about hiring that man, Nintendo took them at face value
Beta sleep position
Man status: hired
>>740776467Bets on if the map with be a copy paste of BOTW
>>740776695game journalists in 2026
>>740776467yeah i agree the image at the bottom looks like putrid shit
You would have loved it 20 years ago and you know it. You are just jaded. What do you people even want at this point? Another BOTW? OoT3D in higher resolution?
>>740776467Well it's nu-nintendo aka one of the worst companies in gaming rn so what did you expect?
>>740776467but enough about GoW Laufey
>>740776624For me, it's provocative
>>740776624>white man sleeps bad, black man sleeps goodThis fucking shit is such fucking blatant fucking propaganda...
>>740776467why tf did they give him jewish side curls
>>740777172>You would have loved it 20 years ago and you know it.Proof?
>>740777647He's had those since literally forever. Even in BotW. What level of tourist are you on?
>>740777172>you know it.just admit defeat and leave at this point. This is embarassing
>>740776624For me, it's provocative and prone. Fetal is doable. Supine is impossible.
>>740777172I did love it 20 years ago on the 3ds
>>740777469White guy is also gay in this ad too
>>740776467>>740776581why does he look like a homonculus
>>740779440Because this game was absolutely outsourced.
>>740776502Brings a tear to my eye.
>>740777172>What do you people even want at this point?A new game (not a demake) that doesn't suck
>>740776624>shift between provocative side sleeping and stomach sleeping throughout the nightWell shitAlso makes it tough sleeping outdoors with a sleeping bag and a pad
>>740776467It looks normal. Average. As expected.
>>740778269Zelda is a jew?
unreal slop
WHERE IS MY CELL SHADED IMPRESSIONIST SLOP? MIYAMOTOOOOOO YOU FORGOT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A CARTOON!!! ILL HAVE TO ACCUSE YOU OF HIRING THAT MAN NOW
You'd think after 20 years on this site you'd find at least a fraction of you being fucking happy for once, fuck. Most of you act like you're edgy 14 year olds still with no joy whatsoever in your lives.
>>740782657Hylians are Phoenicians
>>740782948It doesn’t matter what they show. This place would be shitting itself in passive aggressive posts regardless of what it looks like. We’ve barely seen anything and I’m already seeing retarded allegation like >>740782823
>>740782948why the fuck would you think this. imagine seeing everything you like gradually turn to shit, all while people mock you for not being okay with it for years on end. if that doesn't ruin your ability to be happy, then you're a psychopath.
The clothes actually look handmade and not like a cotton/polyester blendLooks good, yall are overreacting as usual
>>740783136NTA, but while a lot has gotten worse, have you really not found anything you like? There’s a point where the problem is just genuinely you and not society.
>>740783002Hyrulo dalenda est
>>740783328it's half and half. i've found stuff i like and stuck to them, but i also know that being a recluse with only a small social circle with similar interests isn't really ideal. it's just a compromise. i still gotta be reminded of that every time i enjoy shit through the loudest advocates on every social outlet.
>>740783104Sadly true. >>740783136No that's called being a pessimistic retard who has no emotional intelligence whatsoever. OoT, OoT3D are still there, and they are still fantastic. You've seen a single teaser for this and nothing else. There's a difference between constructive criticism or something having a flaw you dislike and acting like /v/irgins do. There is a massive difference. Also you damn fucking well if you were 8 years old in 1998 and saw that teaser you'd have been excited as fuck, it's not that things turned to shit, it's that your attitude turned to shit and you refuse to acknowledge that you are the problem. Again, emotional intelligence/maturity have always been at an all time low here because a lot of you think its cool to try and fit in with the other edgelords because you're so mature and smart now that you're an 'adult'.
>>740783328The problem is peopleSocial media actually mindraped most of the population into forcing themselves into one of two camps, there is no nuance anymore.
>>740776467Sad part is that switch games look so bad that to a tendy, this screenshot makes them piss and shit their pants.
>>740776467I want this remake to be good, but yeah it's not a good first impression. Hope they reveal more soon instead of waiting months with this being the only thing shown.
>>740783378that was cathargo you troglodyte
>>740783462>if you were 8 years old in 1998 and saw that teaser you'd have been excited as fuckis this supposed to be a revelation? you're basically saying if you didn't know how bad things were you would be okay with it. nothing about this is emotional intelligence, it's just manipulation of facts to hide the gradual decline in quality. the harsh reality is that things have gotten worse, and being oblivious doesn't make you better off, it's just grand delusions.
>>740782857I actually like the new style its refreshing to see them try something new; even if it is a little jarring at first.
>>740776624Supine is the only way I can actually fall asleep, side and stomach are OK for relaxing but that's it.
>>740777172>What do you people even want at this point? Another BOTW? God no. But I suspect that the trannies that actually did want a new game wanted a Breath of the Wild 3. I would have killed myself
>>740776624Wait, you are suppose to put the arm under the pillow? Is that why my shoulders are messed up?
>>740777172A new gamethat's it
>>740776467Just imagine a new generation of of people never shutting up about Ocarina Of Time.
>>740783695That isn't what was said at all. An 8 year old can still recognize flaws and dislike things constructively. We're talking specifically about this game, not "every thing". Have some things gotten worse, sure. The constant microtransactions, DLC, etc. are a mess for instance. But pray tell what exactly is wrong with this teaser that somehow doesn't give you hope for it to be good? I can understand not being a fan of what little graphics we've seen, that is fine, but again, sometimes blind joy is just that, joy. Comparison is the thief of that after all. The fact of the matter is that we've seen literally zero gameplay, basically zero changes, how big Hyrule is, what is and isn't staying, etc. For all any of us know this could be literally 1:1 outside the graphics and the Triforce/Sacred Realm storyline. And I'll even agree with you, could the graphics/style be a bit different and not exactly what I imagine out of remake of OoT, sure. But does that immediately take away from my enjoyment to where I'm comparing it to The Hobbit or saying it's dogshit, or bitching and moaning about "this man and unreal engine", no. That is the problem with a lot of anons on /v/ or just people in general, you don't know when the let off the gas and take a step back and just enjoy the moment and have fun with something while still being able to recognize the flaws. I can say the same thing about the original OoT, it has flaws and issues despite being one of the best games ever made. I can say the same thing about literally everything in existence, nothing is perfect, but you can still find greatness in those flaws and sometimes those flaws make things better in some cases, not all of course, but sometimes.
>>740776581between this reaction and him not giving a flying fuck about deltarune this was a gem
I always imagined a better story for TotK being that Zelda goes back in time and has sex with Rauru and ended up being Links ancestor. Why didn't they just make a game like that instead?I also think the Zonai stole their technology from the people from Skyward Sword.They weren't around then and Gananondorf didn't really exist it was the origin of the evil guy in BotW who has been making clones of himself throughout the ages.Maybe Termina should exist in the BotWverse too, it would be cool going a country over and being like yo moon this is where you didn't fall yet lol.
>>740776624i tried sleeping on my stomach once and decided that stomach sleepers are all retarded sociopaths
>>740784080Except this time it's even worse because it's slop made by some mobile phone game company
>>740776624I sleep with your mom nigga, fuck outta here cuh
>>740783978>Wait, you are suppose to put the arm under the pillow?nobut as you get older it becomes harder to find a pillow that supports the neck throughout the whole night and throwing your arm under there is the classic retarded poorfag solution
>>740776624It took me ages to finally learn to sleep in the supine position, and it really is very comfortable. Then I was told that I snore quite loudly, and it was purely because of the position. Good thing I sleep alone, but...
>>740782857you're so fucking clueless lmao
>>740776718Bet>>740777172>you would've loved it 20 years ago and you know it.kek, get em warrior. We all know Zelda games are the best, right? Tendie.
>>740784198ya me too
Its just a cinematicThe actual artstyle of the game will look betterAt least it doesn't use BotW artstyle, It got boring
>>740776467>>740776502>>740776507Congrats on copying and pasting what literally everyone else has said. Do you just like conformity or something? You know this is 4chan, right? You don’t have to conform if you don’t want to. We don’t have upvotes.
>>740784494How can it get boring when there's only two games that use it?
>>740783104>retarded allegation Nigger, what? The proportions reminded me of an obscure, uncanny 3d model from the early 00s, so I took 20 seconds to make a throwaway post.You're trying way too fucking hard.
>>7407845544chan is just made up of legitimate twitter users nowadays, I wish I were joking about that but everything that's said here is something that was said there earlier in the day.
>>740782948>waaa critique of my favorite game is making me madGo touch grass. Let the grown up talk.
>>740784737The irony of this is outstanding, but keep it up, you just further prove the point.
I still don't get why people want remakes of fucking everything. A third of all "new" games actually being old games repackaged is fucking sad. Time and resources shouldn't be wasted on stuff like this.
>>740783284Normie friend of mine is excited for it. Spent like 6 months saving up for Switch 2 just to hear news OOT is having a remake from the developers of monolith soft (games he loves)
>>740777469/pol/ is that way, tourist
>>740785068Because new games fucking suck. Maybe only 1 or 2 games have been good past 2012. KEK! And its not just me either. Just take a look at /v/ top 10 games of 2026. Fucking hell mate. I knew I wasn't alone on this
>>740785315>Maybe only 1 or 2 games have been good past 2012.This has got to be the saddest take I've ever seen on /v/, and we have a lot of stupid ass and sad shit that is said here, congratulations.
>>740785315>Because new games fucking suck.So play old games then. The claim that new games suck is no excuse to remake old games. If anything it's an excuse against it. They'll just make the old games worse.
>>740785449he's rightdefinitely less than 10 GOOD games. mediocre games? sure, many
>>740776467It really does.
>>740784348sleeping on ur stomach is best for breathing/snoring
>>740785676Ok sure but like what do you expect companies to do then if their shitty new games dont sell? This is like those guys that talk about how movies were only good in the 80s because it had Arnold and Stallone. Then they get mad because Hollywood is remaking movies from the 80s because thats the only shit that sells
>>740776624Sleeping on my stomach is the only comfortable position. On my back feels weird.
>>740777647It's a thing in Japan BTW, and they're not curls.
>>740785901I didn't say what the industry is doing doesn't make sense. I said I don't understand the consumers who play new(actually old and worse) games instead of actually playing the old games.
>>740776624Damn what does this have against sleeping facing the right
>>740776624I nap on an upward curve specifically on a couch, but I sleep on my back for the night.
>>740776624I slept on my stomach for the better half of my life before switching to my back because I couldn't fall asleep lying prone anymore .
>>740784554I honestly like how it looks. Dunno why people are complaining. As long as there's a stable framerate.
>>740783684Carthago*, senpai... but I was doing a joke, since anon said Hyrulians were Phoenicians. I also misspelled delenda, again.
>>740776467Doesn't matter, tendies and journos will slurp that slop like it was the best piece of shit they ever put in their mouths.
>>740776624I sleep prone or fetal position. Two best positions.
>>740776624Supine for life.Side sleepers are all subhumans.Stomach sleepers are aliens.
>>740776467Looks good
>>740786289Actually, Journos are freaking out about critique of GOW game with the chick in it and trying to convince people it's going to be "the best game ever". Normies eating it up in comment sections cause they wanna play middle age mom simulator.
Ultimately, I think it was just a bad angle. The intro did feel pretty moody with Saria's song in the back, which I enjoyed.
>>740786496Wanna see gameplay still. Graphics are good so far it appears. Coming soon in 2026 made my heart beat faster
>>740785315I can understand and somewhat agree with all of these, but P5? Seriously? It's such a curveball next to all these other great games
>>740776624I wish I could sleep on my back because I do have a bad back but if I try and force myself to then I will literally stay awake the entire night.
>>740784095>But pray tell what exactly is wrong with this teaser that somehow doesn't give you hope for it to be good?That it looks disgusting and lacks the atmosphere that OoT actually had. That game was better than anything I could have imagined beforehand when I played it. Saying "oh, what if you'd never played it and didn't know how good it was, then you wouldn't' be judging this" is stupid. I can clearly see it's aesthetically inferior to the original game and isn't attempting to feel like it.
>>740776624back sleeping = sleep paralysis. it's the only sleeping position that gets it.
>>740785315>OOT, MM, FNV, Deus Ex, Dark Souls, Morrowind60% correctI don't fucking care for weebshit nor furryshit and that's not FFIX
>>740788405>weebshit is when anime art style>furryshit is when anthropomorphic animalsMentally deficient post.
>>740784408No argument. You know I’m right kek
>>740776467That's why they changed it for the remake, OP. Fucking retard.
>>740777172BOTW new map with limited upgrades from TOTK not full building but perhaps a streamlined version, less menuing mid combat, and 7 full dungeons equivalent to Elden Ring's Stormveil Castle in terms of modern depth. Zelda should have every dungeon be as complicated as BOTW Hyrule Castle, voice the cutscenes and no flashback slop.
>>740776467I do not care about fugy demale slop.N64 emulator runs on PC fine even if you don't have an N64.Not every old game needs to be made fugly, bloated and poorly optimised only because faggots have lost the ability to make good new games.
>>7407829484chan has always, since the very beginning, been a website full of outcast young men on the spectrum who are both unwilling and unable to fit in on websites where a bunch of fake faggots circlejerk to the status quo. If this upsets you, you can simply return to reddit.
>>740787729This.That's why I got used to sleep like that so I could tell the sleep demon to fuck off.0 sleep paralysis since
>>740776502It defeats the purpose of AI if you have to hire people to use it.
>>740777172>You would have loved it 20 years agoGottem.
>>740782948Look at you acting like people are supposed to be happy about this late-stage expoitation of millennials' robbed youth. Go ahead and buy your happiess if it's that easy for you.
>>740791475>Zelda should have every dungeon be as complicated as BOTW Hyrule CastleI actually agree with this. That was exceptionally good and in line with the idea the dungeons should be mysterious and explorable places withe challenge, secrets and lore and not just sequences of puzzles.
>>740791475>Elden Ring's Stormveil Castle in terms of modern depthHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADude instead of going this left path you can actually go down this right path!
>>740794714literally every dungeon in every old zelda game is a series of puzzles not a single old dungeon has secrets or lore in it
>>740776624>used to sleep on my back before I started snoring so loudly that I'd wake myself up>now I sleep on my sideTough life
>>740776467>footfaggotryI hate the current year safe horny meta
>>740776467NINTENDO FIRE THIS MAN!
>>740783136try not being a weak pussy
>>740776467nintendo should have hired me instead of that guy
>>740784554/v/ hire this man
>>740795227>see a kid sleeping without shoes or socks like a normal person>immediately thinks of sexual fetishesWay to out yourself, pederast
>>740795474The Kokiri wouldn't have glass
>>740795629owl delivered it from the nearby city.
>>740782857Dude... you had WWHD, BOTW and TOTK.. Let the fans of Twilight Princess have their share.
no new mario really ended this company
>>740784464Reading comprehension issues? He's right - people were clamouring back on GC and Wii for a dark, realistic looking Zelda. TP was just a taste of it - and naturally we talked about OOT being made to look that way as well.I can sympathize with you though - since you're a gen alpha fake retro gamer, you wouldn't know that people wanted an OOT remake 20 years ago
>>740776467
I don't get the realism meme, doesn't look THAT realistic to me. Seems like they are trying a mix with cartoonish and realistic like they tried with TP, hell, you could even argue they tried the same back with the original OoT but it didn't end up that way due to hardware limitations. My issue right now is that they could have made Link's face a bit younger, because yeah it does look like he's a dwarf, we'll have to wait to see more footage to make a better judgment.Either way, even if they did something in between cel shaded and realistic, you fags would still find ways to bitch about it, don't kid yourselves.
>>740795080Original LoZ is less Anouma style puzzle focused, but I don't disagree and am just legitimately praising BotW's Hyrule Castle as what I've basically always wanted Zelda dungeons to be more like in general.>>740794925Wut. Stormveil is crazy in terms of how much weird and not actually obvious secret shit it has. Elden Ring is pretty good about making classic self contained levels with secrets within secrets, even if the actual open world is mostly pedestrian.
>>740776467NINTENDO EMPLOYED THAT MAN
>>740783462You’re posting this comment in defense of a 3D trailer by the way. Look at yourself in the mirror anon you’re the stunted one here. Being able to look at dogshit and correctly identify it as such is a virtue. Go ahead and buy the games you want to buy and if criticism of it bothers you then shut the fuck up and enjoy your game.
>>740776467Glad they're remaking it then.
>>740796723>They're gonna nerf the Great Fairies
