30 minutes of fable gameplay got released. Thoughts?https://youtu.be/doV0yq4kAP0?si=LsAMHF5oH9iNDdiY
>>740789341The developer has worked on nothing but racing games, which is very concerning and I'm very worried that the developer outsourced a ton of work to indians.
This is straight up not Fable. No soul.
>>740789604>'m very worried that the developer outsourced a ton of work to indiansLiterally everyone is doing this lol. No business wants to get stuck paying Californian salaries for background assets.
>>740789341It looks great visually. I love how you can immediately tell that the game isn't running on UE5. However "100 unique hand crafted characters" sounds like Todd talk but we'll see.
>no good or evil anymore
This looks visually weird.
>>740789341Looks nice enough. I doubt it'll be anywhere near as nuanced character-wise as they claim, since no fable games ever have been, but it still looks like a decent fantasy game with a bit of humour, as it should be.
>>740789341make it a console exclusive to xbox. fuck sony
>>740789341It would have been cool if they showed some more fucking gameplay, walking around slwoly and changing your outfit is not gameplay, Also this looks like a reskinned Hogwarts game.
>>740790327Western retards don't even understand good and evil so they cannot comprehend moral grey either.
>You are known as the town racist this looks great.
>>740790327Morality is subjektive.
>>740789341Game wasn't made for me so I shant be playing.
>>740789782>Todd talkPeter taught Todd everything.
Here's the heckin' mirror for people who don't have their ages verified.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75zJFC1StKoIt looks like a motherfucking blast is all I'm gonna say.
>>740789341Meh, I'll sub to gamepass for a month to beat the game and then unsub
>>740789341Only 10 mins in but honestly it looks pretty solid so far. Even the janky facial animations paired with the solid voice acting is good in a weird way.Clearly they saw the woke shit backlash considering we're seeing a generic white male MC this time
>>740790327It's not objectively evil to beat, kill or enslave minorities.
I thought the character was the ugly girl? Don't tell me /v/ lied again
>>740790909Looks decent, actually. The combat wasn't even bad, considering. Surprising.
>>740791306We have known since day 1 the MC is customizable, your own retardation is to blame.
>character's name is hero>loading screensdo better
>>740791136Whites are the global minority.
>>740791603>Weclearly all the people posting the pictures of the ugly MC didn't know. Stupid fuck
I wonder how much you can break every single town system in this game. There's way too many moving parts for something not to break.
>>740791716>stupid fuckIs what you are, yes, because it takes five seconds of googling to know otherwise.
should I play the previous fable?
>>740789341Looks like a trash theme park game
>>740791794I had zero interest in this game until I watched this latest video. Why would I google search it? Everyone on here was mentioning the ugly woman MC. Turns out it was all bullshit as usual.
>>740791603We didn't, we had no clue. I wouldn't have a problem with this since Evil tends to be ugly, but they went as far as getting rid of the morality system altogether, which was known from the first dev interviews.
>>740791050>Clearly they saw the woke shit backlash considering we're seeing a generic white male MC this timeThey aren't fooling anyone with that stunt considering half of NPCs are browns.
>>740789341This isn't fable.
>>7407918381 has the most SOUL. 2 is probably the overall best barring the dumb ending, and 3 is okay. Ignore the rest
>>740792160it looks like fable. it sounds like fable. it says fable on the box.
>>740792076>Based on Britain
>>740789341>>740789782>>740790624>>740791050>>740791501>>740792237hello M$ shills
>>740789341I'm not gonna watch I love fable will play it when it's out
>jacks up price by 80% because she hates youpretty sure that's illegal
>>740789341>Thoughts?and prayers
>>740789341>murder the talking pig>dont murder the talking pigsome deep choices going on
>>740789341I’m watching it>soulless>dating sim>dude buy houses!!!
>>740789341it's very quirky chungus
>>740789341>right handed protagdropped
where's the combat
so, modern fable basically Shrek now (but bad)?well, at least im not target audience
>>740792907combat is problematic now go give flowers to village bycicle
>inspired by british countryside>click on a random point of the video>Yep that's Britain alright.
>>740792981Theres no fucking way they actually modeled an obese, black, bald chick in a game thats a European fantasy setting.
>>740789341fuck me thats a shallow gamethats what they spend all years working on?
>>7407918381 is the easiest to play and you'll get an idea pretty fast if it's something you'll be interested in. A lot of the enjoyment comes from NPC interactions and how your character's appearance changes based on morality, skill allocation, etc. The combat is laughably easy but enjoyable with the spells in 1 all being broken but in interesting ways such as slowing time, a designated 'teleport behind you' spell, summoning ghostly weapons to fight for you etc.2 is similar with increased NPC interactions but less interesting story and spells.
ugh...wokeslop
>>740792780>click on a video about towns and dating>surprised when xhe gets exactly that
>>740789341Looks zesty as fuck in the combat scene towards the end. I'm assuming the animations are shared between male and female.
>>740793130>obese, black, bald chickthats a woman?
>>740793251No.
>no character morphinglost technology
>>740794272>gave you a unique set of animations, made you intimidating as all fuck and gave you a scary set of roars and soundsI miss it
unironically looks great
>>740789604Yeah but they specifically asked to work on Fable not like Microsoft just randomly shoved it in their face. Another Forza would be an infinitely safer bet.
I just don't get why British fairy tale world is 40% white. Get these politics GONE AWAY FROM ME
>>740792859I know rightit's big 2026 and we're still so far from the diverse characters the gaming deserves
>>740789341I like that it looks nice and colourful, most of the modern games are saturation raped because for some reason we can't have nice and vibrant colours anymore, everything needs to be grey slop
>>740793130>>740793251thats a man, john the butcher who wants to slaughter a talking pig for the town feast
>>740794272>removing the very essence of Fable because it's too hard to replicate something that existed in 2004I know they gave a bullshit>there will be no morality based character morphing because there is no objective good or evilexcuse but that has nothing to do with skill making you taller, food making you fatter, strength making you muscular, will giving you tattoos and glows, and spent experience aging your character.They may as well have just called the game Dilmore's Quest. The title Fable is just there to sell copies of an otherwise completely unremarkable game.
>>740795656would've been nice if the characters were a bit more stylised to look like fairytale illustrations
They designed this game thinking that the emerging wokeness of the late 2010s and early 2020s would have only continued to grow. Now this looks grotesque for anyone with actual eyes. It won't be a flop because the production looks insane, but it will sell only to nostalgia fags and those that are desperate for any medieval fantasy game.
>>740796047its funny because character morphing is incredibly easy, i made that webm in about 10 minutes just by scaling the bones
>>740794272But a lot of fighting games still do that. Guilty Gear characters' proportions moprh for most move and stylized camera angles. Same in SF6 where characters will get hideously swole if they are powered up.Has any of these "lost technology" claims ever been right or is it just shitposting? I remember niggers on this board saying that transparent textures for wire mesh is lost tech which you can disprove by going into literally every game with a modern or scifi setting.
>>740796212its shitposting, you write "lost technology" while also posting an example that shows it's easy
>>740789341>shared animations so you end up looking like a faggot if you dare pick the male Hero>NPCs refer to you as 'they' because they were too cheap to record two sets of dialogueIf you're excited for this, you're a fucking retard.
>>740789341they won me back over. I hated it at first but you know what it seems interesting and fun enough for me to give it a try
>>740789341>>740790327>"there is so much more than good vs evil (...) morality is multi-faceted and subjective">the only moral choice is whether or not to kill a pig with human level consciousness. Damn, that's some very gray morality there.I'm sure that the pig will turn out to become an evil rapist and they they'll go, "See! You should have killed it"
>>740789341>"I don't deal with randos"I can't get behind fantasy settings using slang that was popularized after I was born. I remember when people first started saying "rando" for "random person" so hearing it in a fantasy setting completely breaks my emersion. That said, I don't hate the visuals, and I love adventure sims. I just hope there is enough to do outside whatever dumb ass Main Story Questline they have that the game feels good to play.
>>740792726Where is the option to rape it?
>12k gold for smithing a pitchforkim guessing they increased the rate for the demo
>>740789753california dev:>hey daryl (she/her) can you make the hero's sword? here is the concept art from zeebo (zey/zem/it). please attend sensitivity training tonight after work btw.>gets it right the first time>$70,000 a yearindian outsourcing>hey rasheeh can you make some concept art for the hero's sword?>hey rasheeh we need some revisions on that concept art>we need more revisions. thanks.>repeat for a week>hey rohan we need you to make a model of this sword from this concept art>hey rohan can we get an eta on that sword? it's been two weeks>$100,000 a year
I'm interested but I have some gripes, many of the facial animations are strange, you walk like a woman or homosexual, lip sync is way off, some of the dialogue seems off for the setting, the enemies in combat is the most egregious example of waiting their turn I've seen outside of a turn based game, especially dumb since you can clearly handle many enemies at once so there's no reason they should have to stand there like idiots having a staring contest and this one is minor but I really don't like how you open doors with your mind>>740791614in all other fable games you can change the title they refer to you as, no reason it wouldn't be a choice in this
>>740792726>multifaceted grey moral choices!>literally 2 binary choiceswhere's the option to slaughter the butcher for meat or make the two of them fight to the death instead?
i better be able to be a fat hairy fucker like in the first game.................
>>740789341>90% of the npcs are WhiteWtf?
>>740789341looks like absolute slop, hogwards legacy but even more primitive in terms of gameplay. Nothing even resembling fable series.
>>740789341No weight gain no buy
i actually loved the 3rd game, it was thematically and artistically great.this in comparison is a random ue slop with high budget.
>>740797432>Nothing even resembling fable series.why lie when we can clearly see that's not true
>>740789341I had utterly forgotten!! thank youu opI'll be watching it later on
>>740793201I'm pretty sure there was a faggot yelling something like>"Hey hero, I have a task for you... in my bedroom"complete homoslop it seems
>>740797605> it was thematically and artistically great.Agreed.But the gameplay and menu system in the third game were atrocious.
>>740797628i can write you a bunch of dialogues with binary choices in 30 minutes it wont make my game part of the fable series
>>740796816has to be, that's too easy to make money
My thoughts are I play fantasy video games to get away from niggers and feminists.
it has a very comfy look to it
>>740797605they're using the Forza Horizon engine thoughever...
>>740797916well they directly transferred half of 2 in to 3 like jobs, dog, gunsmagic system in 2 was much worse due to controls, fight me
>>740789341Doesnt feel like a fable game, its missing that whimsy, also>subjective moralityjust for this alone i wont buy it.
>"Did I just..." Ruined.
>>740798087It looks anti comfy. The lighting is drab, covered in fog and overly realistic, the layout of the village buildings are too spread out and the landscape just looks like a hilly procedurally generated forza map. the original fables have a very specific comfy charm that this lacks almost completely.
>>740796976thats the seconbd option, and its just as bad>kill the butcher and be branded a criminal>buy the pigso in reality its still 2 real option, and third just breaks the quest and has you go on a rampageeven bethesda quests offer moro options, even if most of them are fake and lead to same conclusions
>>740789341there's something quite funny about the narrator saying "guess what bro this isn't even a cinematic!" over a simple conversation with lip sync worse than a JRPG with the EN dub on
>>740789341>"I just pooed shit with my freaking behind!"Video game writing is dead.
>>740797605Honestly though how many games critique the industrial era and how it destroyed humanity? This seems like the only one that tried.
>>740798821Indeed. Witcher 3 had better dialogue animations and that game is 11 years old by now lol.
>>740796976>grey moral choices!In the minds of modern vidya writers is simply monkey pawing any good-aligned decision.
>>740796816The guards just stand around watching him kill people. My guess is they changed things to show off features. But then again I could be coping because I want the game to be good.
>>740797605Big bessie bros....HNGGHHHHHH
Yep, it's Britain alright guv
>>740789341sanitized disney ahh art direction
>>740793229The hell are you talking about. The old Fable games had romance but they weren't dating sims.
Seems kinda cool but something about it is rigid and stiff.
>>740799523the vast majority of npcs in the demo are White, which is weird to me. The showcase trailer was the opposite.I don't trust these cucks, smells like a bait and switch to me
>>740798634>the layout of the village buildings are too spread out Function over purpose. Running around in an open world with overtly crowded towns is not fun. That's one reason why open worlds are bigger than they otherwise would be.>and the landscape just looks like a hilly procedurally generated forza mapYeah, it's a farm town. You're not making farms in rocky or mountain-y environments.
>>740799523I was actually looking forward to this
>>740799709sorry but the cognitive dissonance of a arab-islamic adjacent name being present in a fantasy arthurian styled RPG is just too much for me also considering yesterdays development in ireland...>calm
>>740796212The very post you're replying to is demonstrating it in UE5, dipshit. The point is that they're too incompetent to figure it out. And there is truth to transparency becoming a mess since games swapped to deferred rendering, but that's mostly a thing of the past now.
>>740798634this is the most forced criticism i've ever seen
>>740799617Why wouldn't they expand on stuff that the previous games had? If they aren't going to do that, don't bother making a new game and remaster the old games.
>>740798273There's nothing to fight over.They were still atrocious.
>>740789341>30min demo>nothing happens>the guy is just walking around>showing off a few npcs>the little bit of combat we got doesn't seem engaging or any interestingyeah that's very reassuring
>>740796191>nostalgia fagsI'm a huge nostalgiafag and this doesn't appeal to me at all because it is lacking everything that made Fable unique. The morality system and the character morphing based on your build was pretty much 50% of what made Fable fun.
Zuhra, my English rose
>>740789341>white straight male characteryour sins are forgiven but not forgotten, scum
>>740800104Yeah, why wouldn't they expand upon the most iconic part of the series, the reactive character morphing system based on morality and combat style? Oh wait, they didn't because they just removed those things entirely.You're coming off as a legitimate shill. How much are they paying you?
>>740796191>nostalgiahow nostalgia when it dont look like or plsy like fable games?
>>740799967uhm chud great britain has always been a diverse melting potdeal with it
>>740792726>Help the homeless man>Beat the homeless man into a coma
>>740801430it's not black and white morality though i swear bro good and evil is outdated haha
>>740789341wtf is this
>>740789341the lip syncing is atrocious and everything looks shit
>>740799523>calmkek
>>740789341combat looks ass
>>740800171>the reddit-tier comments in the videonormalcattle should be culled
>>740802802what third person game even has good combat that would fit an RPG?
>>740803146kingdoms of amalur, which this tries to ripoff
>>740789341>open world fun fact. Fable 1 was originally going to be open world, but we got what we got instead. now i liked fable 1, but its going to be interesting to get an actual open world fable game. i havent played much of 2,3 so if those were open world then frig off
>>740802126a peasant
>>740803204>spamslop
>>740803724dogshit taste
>>740790327Based
>>740797605>>740799476>big bessieLiterally Lexxxi Luxe
>>740789341>feast's going vegan this year>why would a person in a medieval fantasy world use the term "vegan"
>>740805495Anon, fable is satire
>>740805495Why wouldn't they? It's medieval fantasy, not historical fantasy. Would you prefer they all speak Olde English and be totally fucking indecipherable?
>>740802126thats titus andromedon
>>740805495>no rivers or lakes to fish>cant put out any rabbit traps>dont have any chickenswere they really relying on this one pig to provide the meat for the whole village?
>>740805703>>740805820the term was coined in 1944. hearing a word like that in this setting is just grating.>Would you prefer they all speak Olde English and be totally fucking indecipherableyes
>Not a single gun so farOh my god they cucked, those fucking losers
>>740804459You must be one of those "atheists"
>>740789341Looks like dookie
>>740805820i want the welsh characters to speak welsh
>>740802126thats John, can't you read?
>>740806090they went back to medieval fantasy like fable 1, it's a full reboot. i do think the industrial era was moreinteresting and fit the humour of fable better though
>>740802126Blackface Lord Varys
>>740802126>I'm the real John
>>740806274Okay, but all they ever had was flintlock weapons which is distinctly pre-industrialShit like the arquebus was in the leadup to the renaissance period, which was roughly contemporary with crossbows being popularized in europe(and similar advancements giving those real armor piercing power to begin with)An industrial setting is only considered necessary because "fantasy" is a completely raped genre
>>740799523>Moslem>A calm commonerWhat do they mean by this?
>>740789341Looks fun. Will pirate since no denuvo
>>740802126John Britain, this is what ancient anglos used to look like
>>740805703what is it satirizing? the modern world?
>>740808002we need calmer heads to prevail right now
>>740808432And modern fantasy, and also other shit like with the halo parody
>>740808596looks to me like just haphazardly cramming in some anachronistic shit and then going "look, it's parody, okay"
>>740789341>Sign inNo I'm not going to use a fucking account.
>>740789341"Fable"
>>740789341
>>740808694The games are very explicitly goof ass jokes anon, I don't know what to tell youThey have more in common with monty python than whatever shit you're projecting onto it
>>740791603dude the only posters that go to fable threads are grifters looking for shit to get mad at so you care about politics. any one that has played fable knew that there would be character customization and gender selection. the only justified fear was that the fem mc would be ugly which is honestly a constant across fable 2 and 3. the thing people should be outraged about is that the game that basically made moral choices popular dropped it cause it was too much work to make morphs for all the faces.
>>740809006>hottest bitch dead or alive in albion >random peasant from a shitty backwater
>>740809206Sounds like an excuse for incompetence and lack of restraint.
>>740809513Also known as "high fantasy"
>>740809513have you never played a fable?
>>740789341Shan't. I don't care I want to see the industry crash and burn.
>>740789341looks like a landlord simulator
>>740798658Saving the pig is the morally right choice because it is clearly sentient. But I will go so far as to argue that even if the pig couldn't talk it still is the morally right choice to spare it because pigs are intelligent. We don't eat dogs for the same reasonSo actually this isn't morally gray at all, eating the pig is objectively wrong. The fact that the butcher said that the village can have a vegan feast suggests that there are plant-based alternatives to the pig
>>740790659Fuck you retard, PC forever and always
>>740790327>NPCs each have their own idea of what good or evil is this is cool actually. much like real life you can be a baddy and still have people that like that
>>740789341I can't watch it because it's age-restricted and I'm not signing in to YouTube.God I hate this reality.
>>740796098I'm pretty sure that was the general look for the first game, since it was called Fable and all.
>>740810748you already had this in previous games, this is just pointless but i guess entire towns being full of evil psychos would break the immersion
>>740796870Indians have been very good outsourcing themselves as competent when their work proves otherwise.
>>740802126Your average modern day brit
>>740810591the morally correct choice is to butcher the butcher and feed him to the pig
>>740810930>God I hate this reality.The one where you're pants shittingly retarded and incompetent? There's a mirror 6-7 posts down that does not require verification.
>>740810930if you search for it on youtube you can find it without the age restriction
>>740810643PC is not a console, it can be a console exclusive while *also on PC
>>740799709Because it likely is.
>impregnate all the welsh women>murder all the welsh menoh yeah it's gaming time
>>740806046Robert Eggers has made a fuckton of movies where the people look, speak, and act period appropriate and they were amazing. Sadly they're too white, so despite being some of the best movies released in their respective year they all get passed over for awards because there wasn't a token black lesbian tranny muslim in the cast.
>>740799523I liked the hard working beggar more
>>740811592Yeah, you got me. Nothing wrong with Big Brother YouTube needing my phone number and a picture of my asshole to see a fucking video game trailer because God forbid little Timmy who's had PornHub on his smartphone since he was nine might see some fantasy violence between grooming sessions on Roblox. Go fuck yourself.
>>740814367That UI really does have some sovl
>>740789341That's not Fable.
Sorry but I can't get behind this. The guy played a white male character and decided to have a heterosexual relationship with a white woman in 2026.This is truly unacceptable.
>>740814716it's Gayble
>>740815038he's owns a business too and hires local members of the community instead of importing cheap foreign labour, it's disgraceful
Wow this game looks boring
>>740800020its not forced, you just dont care about this aspect of games, it's lit like a cold, realistic forza game while trying to be a charming fantasy universe and the result is a pre-production raw shot of a willy wonka film set. It has no mood or atmosphere.
>>740814121Not sure why you're tarding out on my post. I said that there's a reupload you can watch without verification. Maybe you should seek an education if you're this far gone.
looks litty af. cant wait to play!
>can't watch because of age verification sale lost
>>740816043>n-nah bro I didn't call you incompetent and retarded I just politely directed you to an alternate means to watch the video y u mad tho :^]Faggot.
>>740799839>Function over purpose. Running around in an open world with overtly crowded towns is not funRunning around dead environments with nothing in them is even less fun, the worst monster hunter hubs are the ones where everything is spread out. This isn't even about function its about feel, cozy towns are tightly packed, a suburb with thatched roofs is not. The point is the environment does not look hand crafted and whimsical the way it used to, it looks like every empty proc gen open world game ever made.
>>740816241No, actually, that post was very explicitly calling you retarded. Maybe read slower next time.
>>740816306gothic has the best open world, because it funnels you through certain areas
>>740816628>i dunno why youre mad all i said was you can watch the video somewhere else>"you called me retarded">actually i did call you retarded youd know that if you werent a retard, retard :^]Kek how are you even real?
>>740815795He goes on a GTA rampage on the village at the end
>>740789341Looks nice. I want a cute Bri'ish wife with a west country accent.
>>740816819> Nothing wrong with Big Brother YouTube needing my phone number and a picture of my asshole to see a fucking video game trailer because God forbid little Timmy who's had PornHub on his smartphone since he was nine might see some fantasy violence between grooming sessions on RobloxIs schizophrenic ramblings completely irrelevant to my posts. I can see you're having a realistic panic attack though so I'll leave it it at that. Good luck with your life.
will pintman be in the game
>>740789341>you can do anything in this game! isn't that exciting??>also this game was developed by HR at a woke studio so you cant do anything interesting. what is the point of this game or any of these systems, its like developing a GTA game but you aren't allowed to do anything illegal because it would be too problematic.
>>740814367admittedly if they had some sort of 'fruity' reputation that made the women less likely to like you that'd be hilarioussadly i can't see that happening mostly because i expect the romance mechanic doesn't even differentiate between the two sexes
>>740799839>Function over purpose. Running around in an open world with overtly crowded towns is not funThis retard never played Fable. What the fuck do you think Bowerstone is?
>Can't wipe whole towns off the map so you can put the empty houses up for sale>Daggerfall style infinitly spawning out the ether guardsBet the children are ghosts like in Skyrim too
>>740819179They said there are 1000 unique NPCs, them being unique implies if they die they are gone for good so maybe you can kill off the whole town.
>>740819179>I'm just not playing it because you can't kill the chickenswhat sort of mental illness is this?
>>740789341>there's been reports of strange things happening>like what ? Look I'm chudded out to the max but this little scene was enough for me.I think I'll just hope that modders make the woman attractive. The trailers are still dogshit though.
>>740819179to be fair infinitely respawning guards have always been a thing, usually they start levelling up as you keep on killing them too
Looks like it has some interesting mechanics buried under terrible graphics, ugly women and browns everywhere.Will not be buying this or even give them the ''anon played this on goypass''.Guess I'll have to wait for a crack.
>>740790327This together with too much focus on gold where you can basically solve everything by throwing money at it makes the whole system feel shallow and worthless. Combat looked like dogshot too.
All I wanted was a decent sequel to fable 1. 20 years later and nothing.
https://youtu.be/ymXOg_x96g8?si=gNuXD6nZyzGeF2sR
looks souless. Compare this to tw3 35mn gameplay demo(eventhough it was a lot of bullshit like TES trailers it tried to mimick)
>>740820601>it was a lot of bullshit like TES trailers it tried to mimickWhen he went on about NPCs having schedules I had immediate flashbacks to Todd Howard with Oblivion. You know the video with the dog
>>740820732Is it really all that difficult to give NPCs a radiant routine? If they have a saved location based on their home, work and hobbies can't they just tell the NPC to move there based on the time of day? I imagine the hardest part is optimizing all those NPCs calculatingg where to go
>>740792726No vegan festivals on my watch. The choice is clear.
>>740816117litty for the clitty
>>740799523If the entire population can be manipulated in the way that they claim, it should be possible to make every non into destitute beggars. Evict them from every property, fire them from every job, etc.
>>740806046It's literally a series where you have to do the YMCA to progress since the first game you posing retard
>>740820210>>740820064
>>740822690I don't want to make them destitute. I want to kill them, all of them like in Fallout New Vegas. You can't have a bad reputation in a town if everybody is DEAD
>>740799523Why people started to mock religion all the sudden? Is it a trend or something? Just watched this awful netflix mating porn show where the mc yogi bear also have muslim name and they even went nuts with it in that one episode like holy shit
>>740790327you might thing pedophilia is evil but that semite from california disagrees so its a matter of perspective
I feel like a proper game based on fairy tales should have music like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z915wxDzLsU
Damn that looks really boring.Another L for Xbox.
Can I kill every shitskin in every town and make my entire world white or will new browns be randomly generated
>>740789341The female characters are too ugly for me to care about the game.
>>740823309Google AI overview seems to think that new NPCs will be generated to keep the world from becoming a ghost town
>>740823337Surely they're saving the best for later and Lady Grey with her awesome rocking tits will steal show the again.
>>740823408Why even bring that up, you retard?
>>740823408so the whole EVERY NPC IS HANDCRAFTED AND HAS THEIR OWN STORY is just another marketing gimmick lie. Molyneux never misses
>uses the tranny they for men and womennot even pirating it
Calm commoners could be here
>>740823337>The female characters are too ugly for me to care about the game.>Me remembering what "beautiful" characters used to look like
>fantasy sim>You can buy houses!throwing realism to the side i see.
>>740823337This is 10/10 in bongland
>>740789341How do i put it. This is modern "British humor" the game. It's all safe, it's all boring, it's all typical, dry and ugly. It's like watching a panel show on BBC in 2026.It lacks any punch, any edge, any of that old British humor that was so amazing. Full of safe nobodies hired because of their race, gender, political affilation and so on. There no Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, David Mitchell, Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, Rowan Atkinson, Hough Laurie, Tony Robinson, Tim McInnerny
>>740823982do you think they got Rosie Jones to voice a character?
>>740790327This is a good thing btw. We know what conventional morality looks like in 2026.And now that they've added minorities into the game I will undoubtedly end up becoming the town serial killer and wipe the town clean of them.
>>740802126https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpDnTYYXXAYRemember when the BBC pretended the Romans had black people in the British Isles.
>>740799523Remember you can kill them all and raise their rent
>>740824410>Iron age>The Blacksmith is literally black
>>740822842>posingposing as what? i never claimed to have played the series. either way it sounds retarded and this new game is repulsive to look at
>>740820210Will AAA gaming ever be good again?
>>740809206from what we have seen, this game does not even come within the same local group as the originals in its tone. so maybe shut the fuck up. currently, we have no reason to expect this is clever satire over just bad writing.
>>740823309>>740823408>kill every brown>rinse repeat until every villager is white and attractiveGuys, we can make this game playable. We just need time and effort.
>>740822980>all the sudden
>>740823982yeah this is IT Crowd.original fable was Peep show.
It has that awful sterile half-lambert look, let's hope someone mods a new lighting model in
>>740825524IT crowd made fun of trannies and gays, this something i can't even name since i haven't watched any modern shitcoms
>>740825709>modern shitcomsquick search and this is what new british sitcoms are now>halal vampire
>>740825980>Google it>Its realI don't want to live on this planet anymore. Life has become even worse then 90s satire
>black man good>white man bad
>>740790327this take belongs to the most base retards on /v/. Congrats on joining such an exclusive group
>>740826182no its white armor good black armor bad fucking retard idiot cunt it's always been that way tourist nigger
>>740825980shouldn't this be easy for a vampire? isn't halal slaughter just a single cut across the throat with no anesthetic?
graphics look goodcomfy british peopleI like preset characters. I don't want to spend hours in character creatorgonna replay the old Fable games first and get this on sale
We just need more Dove
>>740826338yeah but who is wearing them?they could have easily had the same model wear both armors, but they specifically chose white guy for "bastard" and black guy for "splendid"
opened this, clicked randomly part way through, saw this, immediately closed it
>first NPC has a zoomer haircut>'randos'>the hero fucking talksThis isn't Fable
>>740789341Did I just...le understand that pig?Fuck this faggot writing dude.
>>740828232first fable?
>>740790909>The ratio of blacks to whites in a fantasy Englandnahhhh im good
>>740789341Not to be racist or anything but there's too many goddamn black people in what is supposed to be medieval Britain. WTF. Not even modern Britain has that many black and brown people. No, not even the fucking US actually. It completely ruins the immersion.
Honestly dont see what's wrong with the game after the gameplay demo despite years of shitting on it. Looks like a good modern fable game.
>>740826718The implication is that the nigger is wearing "good" armor but still acts like a nigger because you shouldn't make assumption simply because of how someone is dressed.
>>740828634Modern Britain looks like that though
>>740789341At least it has assassin's rush. Best magic spell. Needs more combat videos though.
>>740828491Provide 10 examples of dialogue in Fable 1 that match.Even something like>Chicken Chaser...why you called that then?reads differently.
That horse riding through the wheat field looks so painfully generic. Worse than AI.
>>740828634>Brits being colonized backThats like an ancestral curse launched by the ancestor ghosts of the old colonized tribes kek
>you can date everyone >So far not a single NPC looks worth to date Wtf.......
>>740828862literally every non main story quest in fable 1-3.
>>740794272Makes you wonder how they dropped the ball so hard lolAll of these reboots and remakes always forget major portions of the original source and then they wonder why the game fails and they make no money as their studio closes down and the garbo devs are fired.
>>740829112There's 1000 unique npcs. Odds are there's one that would be worth it. If you care primarily about the dating mechanic though, go play a dating sim. I'm more interested the lore anyway
>>740789341Looks comfy as fuck.
>>740829176Oh yeah? Write out the Fable 1 dialogue so we can see it and compare.
Is there a fishing simulator? Yes or no.
>>740797916>tfw remember the menu system in early 2000's when basically no one and no consoles had SSDsgood lord...
>>740829246>if you care about roleplaying don't play FableThat was a good joke you intentionally made.
>>740828862>hippies asking you to pick them magic mushrooms maaaaaan>helping the retard twins summon evil using the "norminomicon", resulting in their mother chastising them, repeat decades later but they're ghosts now>shrink down to tabletop size and play through some nerd's DnD game where complete with paper dolls and a +2 swordthere's 3.5 examples spanning the series thus far
>>740792726>The pig livesAnd what do you think you have accomplished?>The pig diesWhy would you do such a thing?
Ugly women and shitskins, it's like I'm really in br*tain
if I buy this game, it'll be months after it's release and i'll get it from a third party key reseller for pennies on the dollar. Sure I could pirate it, but I don't want to deal with the troons who crack the games. Hmm, maybe epig will give it away for free so I don't have to pay a cent for it - just like with the abortion of a saints row game.
>>740789341I really don't like the mc walking animation. Game looks ambitious though, could be something special if the combat isn't ass
>>740830118Every system shown was shallow as fuck, dude made 12k gold in 10 seconds and bought a shop for passive income with 90k only
>>740829420>This confused by a simple request>>740828232was referring to an actual line of dialogue. I asked for lines of dialogue from Fable 1 that read the same.Not only are those not examples of dialogue, none of them are from Fable 1.Are you intentionally trying to come off as pants shittingly retarded to support my point?
>>740830180He clearly states systems were sped up for the sake of brevity in the demo.
>>740830180I have little doubt the game will be shallow but if you think those aren't tweaked numbers for the sake of showing off the systems quickly then you may have a couple extra chromosomes.
>>740790327We're not allowed to have Orcs any more and the left argued that humans were the baddies in starship troopers.
>>740789341Don't have phone, so I rather an alternate link thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UFx84d9weg
>>740830565that's not the new one
>>740830687Read the thread double nigger
>>740830494>he's expecting other people to go to youtube and search "fable new gameplay" for him
>>740830687I know, don't have a phone, so I just posted one without needing verification.
>>740830719I'm not following
>>740830228>This confused by a simple requestI would continue to engage with your flimsy trolling simply because I'm having fun remembering weird shit from fable, unfortunately my battery is low and I need my flashlight to get home without breaking a leg.Before I leave, I remind you of the gargoyles in fable 2 and the gnomes in 3. I currently lack the resources to provide their best lines atm but these anachronistic little shits illustrate my point beautifully.
>>740830761but you can still find the new gameplay without verification, the OP link isn't the only upload. i just watched it and i don't even have a gmail account
>>740829389I didn't say you shouldn't care, I said if that's your primary concern, you're gonna have a bad time
>>740830739there is a string of comments on this video with people saying it's hard to search because it's flagged as adult content
>>740830895they were asking you to provide cringe reddit millennial tier writing in the original games
>>740831002i don't have a gmail account and it's the first video when i search "fable new gameplay"
Grim
>>740831057correct
Making ugly females again, are we? I'm sure plenty will spend hours trying to perfect the character's face lol
>>740831393but the based scottish gargoyles were cool
>>740790327I'm honestly glad, because that shit is a dated fad. Morality systems are annoyingly binary and quaint. I'd rather make an actual decision at the end of a quest than just doing all the good choices on my first playthrough and all the evil choices on my second.People actually want to make decisions, not pick the playthrough they're on and stick to the script.
>>740831408it's just british women, they look like that
>>740789341...is it illegal to make attractive characters anymore?
>>740831628If they had certain morphs based on decisions on main quests then that would probably make most people happy, like helping a demon rape 20 virgins gives you horns or something
>>740789341he still walks like a fucking fagwhat a fucking wastefable is dead
>>740828787It's still 80% white. This game looks like a lot less than 80% and it's a goddamn medieval setting.
>>740831721Yeah, that'd be the best way of going about it.You can have choices and morphs without it being a retarded meter.
>>740830895>Fable 1
>>740830783>>740790909
>>740831721Subjective morality is just the excuse they are giving for not being able to figure out body morphing.
>>740790327that'd be anitsemitic.
>>740831628You could make whatever decision you wanted and it mattered more for how you wanted your character to look. Just eat tofu or baby chicks to modify your morality.Making shit more tame and realistic is gay when fable was never like that
>>740832381yes i've already seen the new video, i was saying the one that the anon posted wasn't the new one
>>740789341It honestly looks really cool. I like the whimsical fantasy theming it has. Better than just regular serous fantasy.
>>740832536You have the option to kill the pig or let him live. You can still be evil, you're actually just being pissy because you want an explicit meter judging you for it. Hell, it literally does judge you for it, you just wish it judged you in a stupider way.
>>740832582because it was already in the thread you philmore.
>>740833098i assumed he was posting it for the anon above him looking for an alternate link
>>740832283what about it?
>>740789341The game looks AI generated. It is like when someone posts a 10 second clip on twitter of a game "concept" or something. I mean genuinely, it feels as if somehow those AI trailers were pulling from fable this whole time, it is uncanny to me. Every time he starts moving it just looks like those Ai videos.
>>740789341my reaction to the gameplay is i feel like i've seen this game a billion thousand times man
DEI trash just like anything that comes out of Xbox Studios
>>740835203this but also every game and everything I see everywhere and myself when I look in the mirror
>>740825425Amon, have you even fucking played the originalsThe "clever satire" was slop for retardsYou are an actual, inarguable subhuman nigger
>>740792726go back to bg3 if you want to sex the pig
>fable devs trying to design an outfit for men
>>740796757
>>740839889Are those British women? Why are they so abhorrent?
>>740809307>hottest bitch dead or alive in albionThat was Briar Rose.
>>740790327Into the trash it goes. I'm tired of pragmatic good rather then aspirational good.
>>740842979Have you seen British men?
>>740789341Looks like shit, looks largely unfinished/unpolished.Looks soulless and boring.
>>740845878That's why it's a trailer, anon.
>>740845878Average AAA western gamePlease understand
>>740845946Not even a trailer, more like a demo of the "gameplay".The trailer is even worse than this "demo", with all the fucking attrocious uglyness of the characters and the overall tone.Fable is just gone at this point, like so many other IPs.
>>740823582Added millions of polygons so we can render Lena Dunham's warts.
>>740823337Does she have the downs?
>>740796816>california dev:>$270,000 a year>indian outsourcing>$1,000 a yearFixed that for you, retard.
You couldn't pay me with a harem of 10/10 blow jobs to play this bullshit.
>>740789341>ugly character models>disgusting unreal-engine inspired art direction, where they use indian 3d modellers since it's the quickest way to get lowest-cost and fastest outturn products rather than homegrown specific art direction>28 minutes focused on sims feelings when that stuff was made less obvious in the original game>more disgusting minorities >lip sync non existent because the racing company doesn't do anything but 3d-scanning cars and spamming battlepass systems in their game>terrible combat>shit ai-generated music0/10
>>740791136>It's not objectively evil to [...] enslave minorities.Actually it is objectively evil, because it robs your own kinsmen a fair wage for their labour and ensures that your children will have to deal and live with minorities, which is always universally evil.
>>740789753>Literally everyone is doing this lol.No, they don't. Take a look at any CD Projekt RED credits, zero jeets.
>>740823486>Molyneux never missesHe has nothing to do with the game.
>>740820064>All I wanted was a decent sequel to fable 1It's called Fable 2.
>>740789341Looks a bit.... gay doesn't it?
>>740850385sad thing looking around on social media, the normies and dadgamers are eating it right up.
>>740846113>look at file image>feel shiver down my spine and all of a sudden get a headachewhat did you just do to me....
>>740811520Now that the H-1Bs are drying up so is the bribe money and the Indian authorities are cracking down on fraudulent credentials. They busted 1 institution where it was helping secure visas and work contracts, and knowingly helping secure fraudulent credentials for more than 90% of its "client" Indians, including false credentials for Medical Degrees, Programming, Engineering, etc.It's going to take some time, but these companies that are outsourcing their work to India are going to start learning that it was just as bad in the country as it was for the people they were shipping out of the country.
>>740792780For once a frog made me laugh because I looked inwards and I was like: "am I gay?" Or "am I unc?" Watching a game about buying a house and hitting 2 nails to score 700 bajillion dollars what the FUCK is this??? "I'm a teenager and I want to be a grown up simulator">>740792836That's EXACTLY what I said. It's "Quirky Chungus: The Game"!!!
>>740789753It's best to outsource such work to slav countries:-good quality-they cost slightly more than India
