Mr. Wright, your opening statement.
>>740798694statement
look at this shit right here
>>740798783Mr. Edgeworth, your opening statement.
>>740798694People of black ethnicity stole my bike and I had to walk to court today, Your Honor.
Where the fuck is AA7???
>>740799295Next Nintendo Direct, trust me.
>>740799295busy porting AA to REngine
>>740799295Why do you want an AA7 after 5 and 6?
>>740798694Objection! Grounds?
>>740798998Your Honor, I don't have a big BADGE like my worthy adversary Phoenix Wright.But what I do have is the TRUUF
>>740798694Courts are for goys
Your honor, League of Legends.
>>740799809I'll gladly take and even prefer GAA3 or Ghost Trick 2, I just want something
[opening statement] [one liner] [snarky remark about the prosecutor’s haircut]
Your GRANDCHILDREN are gonna need GRANDCHILDREN lawyers!
>>740798694I don't have a big BUTT like my worthy adversary Franziska Von Karma
>>740801810Shut up, Nick.
>>740803704OH SHUUSH
Your honor.This is a boot thing, isn’t it?
>>740801810HEY. You don't TALK to my WIFE like that.
>>740798694Why are you bald
>>740798783A challenger approaches.
>>740800496death
>>740798694>actually never asks the defense to provide an opening statementGranted, Wright would literally always say "umm Maya didn't do it and the prosecution only has circumstantial evidence", but still.
>>740799295Next week, surely.
Gimme a hug man
>>740798694Your honor, this is a black thing isn't it?
>>740807223>*gets cancelled*
>>740799809Because 6 was amazing?Yes, 5 was the worst in the series but they've made 6 and DGS afterwards which were great.
>>740807780was it really
Maya...
>>740799295Let it go.
>>740807223Say his name.EddieFender
>>740808884The penis bender.
Mane you can drop deeEeeAaAd
>>740798694You mean Naruhodo-san, right Judge?
>>740798783Nick after MvC3
>>740807780DGS was actually before 6, we just didn't get it in the west until much later. It was an early 3DS title.
>>740810987>Judgeyou mean saibancho :^)
>>740807223No more HUGS
REMINDER: The next Phoenix Wright Time Line event happens in FOUR days
>>740813232Yeah, hope streamanon is ready.
>>740813532We had two anons do the first case, one of which was the guy who did the original streams, we should be fine.
CLAP YOUR HANDSCLAP YOUR HANDSCLAP YOUR HANDS
>>740800721This, I just want Shu Takumi's next game
I refuse to testify.
>>740820189YOU CAN'T DO THAT!SOMEONE MAKE HIM TAKE THE STAND SO I CAN ACCUSE HIM OF SHIT!
>>740798694Objection!Nuh Uh.
>>740798694Piss, shit, fart and anus, your honor! Uranus! AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA. Now this is a story all about how-
>>740820189>>740820341>Didn't play the DLC of 6 Where the testimony's name is 'Right to remain silent' and his entire testimony is "..."
>>740821605I did play it, it was so boring I don't remember anything.
