>this is Doom nowOHH NONONO HAHAHAHAHAH
Outside of the cutscenes, Dark Ages is the best Doom has ever beenGreat game.Excited for DLC
reminded me of that shovelware
>>740798958i remember when someone tried to force controversy threads about that girl
>>740798958I'm A straight white male, and I don't care that women aren't sexualized in gaming anymore, I don't play games for erotic titillation
>>740799214Immortals of Aveum was fairly decent tho.
>surprise doom is shit after 2016 and everything after cutscene simulators retard
>>740799171Doom 3 > The flop ages
>>740799171FPWP
>>740799587BASED contrarian.
>>740798958When will id retvrn bvck tv thvvr rvvts instead?
>>740799171>Excited for DLCoh nononono...
>>740800169That is not what 170 lbs looks like on a 5'10" frame. That woman is between 250-300 lbs.
Who thought putting that gay fantasy shit in Doom was a good idea?
>>740799171$1 has been deposited into your account
>>740800169Would
I legit thought this was that Crimson Desert guy from the thumbnail
>>740798958>Queen of /v/ is BACK
>>740800720Looks like Chris t b h.
>>740799171indian post
Shut the fuck up and watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxSl5vCq8NA
>>740800419Clearly, the documents have been tampered with
>this was Doom before
>>740800790reminder she's voiced by Debra Wilson
>Doom?
>>740800890cool
>>740798958all you had to do was to accept how shit eternal was
>>740798958
>>740801015They don't make KINO like this anymore.
>>740801073>here's my WoW transmog bro
>>740798958just put them in burkas already, inshallah
>>740798958After playing this game, I looked to Doom 3 and said "Perhaps I treated you too harshly."
>>740801015I've always loved this Hell Knight entrance
I've played every doom, I will never play dark ages.Whoever thought I want story and parrying in doom is as retarded as the people who made doom 3 and killed this franchise in the first place. Seen you in 20 years for the next doom reboot.
>>740798958>man don't wear armor >woman are fully covered up and powerful warriors and leaderswoke
>>740800790her titties are flat and she's voiced by debra wilson, she fucking sucks
>>740801591
>>740798958called it when eternal dropped, now enjoy your turbo reddit slop
>>740799171agreed
>>740801790You didn't do shit
>>740798958Dark Ages is a significantly better game Eternal. At least it plays like Doom.
>>740799304Sure thing fagWhatever you say dicksucker
>>740801782>introduced to the hell knight enemy as a mini boss duo>immediately go to hell after killing two of em >all weapons and flash light gone >Do it again but this time with only a shotgun based game design. Getting up close to those big motherfuckers to land a killshot with the shotgun was one of the most scary and exhilarating moments in gaming as a kid like getting a nuke in mw2
>>740801780Oh she sucks alright.
>>740799587/thread>>740799171fpwp
>>740802112Dark Ages being better than Eternal requires too many ifsIF you ignore the flying sectionsIF you change the settings to disable parry/melee slow motionIF you increase projectile speed to maxetcwhereas with Eternal you just get a focused tight experience out of the box the things Dark Ages is better at are supporting traits such as physics, environment, gore, graphics, etc but Eternal has better combat imo
>>740798958So it's gay as Marvel shit now?
>>740801176Is the gameplay footage slowed down for some reason? why is everything slow as shit? This is a suppose to be a high octane momement where doom guy is killing multiple demons slower pace makes it looks worse
>Nu-Doom consoomers emerging from the sewers to defend their marvel slop
>>740802609the game slows down every time you dodge past a projectile or parry
>>740802613>doom3sissy thinking he's part of the cool guys
>>740802609the default setting of Dark Ages is that every parry or perfect dodge or melee causes a brief slowdown effect. this ruins the flow of combat but luckily you can reduce or completely remove this effect in the settings menu
>>740802423Eternal plays like fucking garbage. Dark Ages mogs it as an FPS in every way. Post discarded.
>nudoomfags want me to believe this is a totally badass game and not some cringe reddit capeshit slop
>>740802613lmfao
>>740803065It is badass
>>740800720He's so hot, i feel so bad for straight men.
>>740800720Look how they massacred my boy
>>740798958Genuinely no one cares about nuDOOM after this game. It's actually impressive.
>>740798958>Eternal had too many alt right dogwhistles so now the studio is forced to kill itself as punishment.Fuck Mircocock and Fuck Bethesda.
>>740803278the dragon could've been cool if it didn't have LED wings
>>740801016>>740801780>settings>language>change from english to frenchThere, Debra is not in my game anymore
>>740798958>>740800720Hey buddy, the leather club is two doors down
>>740802912bait
Dark Ages has better core gameplay than 2016 and Eternal but it also has all those dogshit flying sections and mech sections and it doubled down on the marvelslop story nobody gives a fuck aboutIt should have been so much better
I still lament that we never got a true sequel to this cliffhanger, turning Samuel into an angel was the most retarded decision they could have possibly made.
>>740804534>and it doubled down on the marvelslop story nobody gives a fuck aboutThere is nothing particularly Marvel about the DA story, I don't know why people keep repeating this. DA has a fairly generic scifi plot. The only Marvel thing about nuDoom is the portal stuff in Eternal's DLC.
>>740804534I think having a mech section was mandatory with how the mech was teased in Eternal. They really missed the mark with the dragon segments though. Nudoom has generally gotten the right idea about moving around while shooting, but lock on fights with the dragon are dumb. They should have been short shmup segments at most or attempt to do dogfighting instead of just timed dodges. At least the dragon is dead so there won't be more of that in the DLC.
I think the worst part about Dark Ages is that it's full of stuff that sounds cool on paper but the execution is god awful.>Doomguy with a chainsaw shield sounds cool, but it sucks and parrying is shit>Doomguy piloting a giant robot sounds cool, but it's so slow and nothing can actually hurt you.>Doombuy riding a dragon sounds cool, but the dragon levels are dragged out, waste your time, and are just shitty Spyro levels.
>>7408000103 reviewed and sold better than Dark Ages. Liking Dark Ages is being contrarian.
>>740804909Doom 3 rode on the back of Doom 1/2's legendary status. Doom Dark Ages rode on the back of everyone being fatigued by Ancient Gods pt 2.
>>740805653you're being contrarian
>>740803278>stop, simon says, next turret and repeat.
>>740806516So just like the imp dance in D1
The capeshittification of everything is a fucking plague, normalfaggots are so goddamn braindead
>>740807096>The capeshittificationTo what are you referring?
>>740807352doom slaya is basically some kind of demigod superhero at this point. everyone in the game won't shut up about how heckin' badass and awesome he is. basically the same treatment the W40K blue smurfs get. It's just gay and obnoxious.
>>740804580Doomguy was better off as a regular dude.Hayden was better off as a super smart guy in a machine.
Doom 2016 is the best doom has ever been
