I think... we need to abandon the idea of Half Life 3. We got our hopes up..and we were let down.
injecting myself with HOPE while i inject pomni with 500 tons of lard to make her fat and sweaty
>Gummigoo failed to fuck pomni>Jax failed to fuck pomnialright I guess I'LL fuck Pomni.
What if Gooseworx a guest composer in deltarune ch5
>>740847685Jax was too much of a beta to score with a girl who was all over him.
>>740847685Sorry but she's for the big Raggatha pussy only.
>>740847516Why the fuck is this zoomoid show so popular and why is it being spammed everywhere?
>>740847516I WANNA FUCK POMNI CHARLIE I WANNA FUCK POMNIIIIII
>>740849280Above average writing, made for teens and adult audiences, not from hollyslopwood, fun character designs.
>>740847713
>>740849280>Why the fuck is this zoomoid show so popularIt's just 8 30 minute episodes, meaning it's easy to get intoIt's directly inspired by I Have No Mouth And I Must ScreamIt goes into psychological exploration instead of just man vs machineAll the characters are likable>and why is it being spammed everywhere?Finale just aired in theatres and people want to talk about itIt had more sales than the Star Wars movie
>>740847516If Half Life 3 came out people would hate it.
>>740849367Yeah, it's a show that could have been broadcast in the late 90s to mid 2000s and gotten average ratings, but in the modern Marvel dialog era its distinct.
>>740847516Why though?Hopes are free and i like to shitpost about it
>>740847685Jax was never gonna score. Cmon now. Jax is the kind of guy who would get performance anxiety the second she took her clothes off (If she could)Jax is the epitome of "Little shit that talks big but cowers when he has to put up". Everyone knew one in high school. Jax appeals to fujos because he reminds them of their high school crush that ended up being a loser dickbag.
>>740849609Fumbled the juiciest frog pussy in the circus and coped by chilling with arin hanson
>>740847516>the last thread got 400+ replies but was still deletedwhat was there to gain
>>740849495There is a lot less competition now for good shows. Just endless Spongebob reruns, and Cal Arts hell zone.
>>740849082tranny
>tfw no clown gf who tries to make you laugh every day
>>740847685Ragapom chads won
Just grow upIf it happens cool if not whatever
>>740849928The name field is up above.
What if I told you that the reason Half-Life 3 isn't going to come out is because people want it?
>>740847685Gummigoo will be confirmed alive and with Pomni by Goose on twitter
>>740849367+ made by a tranny but s/he's "one of the good ones" and somehow all of the characters are still males and females (except zooble is a they but its not very obvious)
>>740849280It's popular with THOSE people. You know the ones.
>>740847516I think we need to RAPE Pomni.
>>740847516it's because you retards hype yourself up every year. half-life 3 is going to be valves first BCI game anything before that false alarm
small clown enthusiast magazine
>>740849952She is literally too stubborn to give up on you.
>>740847516>>740849473half life 3 came out 6 years ago
>>740849367It absolutely does not have above average writing. The intended audience (zoomers) are shitting on it because of jaxfaggotry who is the creator's self admitted self-insert. It falls into the animation pitrap popularized in the 2010's from the tumblr writing overflow where they're less interested in the original concept and core plot and it becomes them wanting to play with their action figures using therapytime speak
that first? kinger episode was great, the gangle episode made me drop the show and it was only good for drugged up ragatha porn
>>740850084I could believe it.Everything in culture right now is about spiting things people may want to enjoy in order to foster grudges and destroy the unity of humanity. It's why movies were gradually killed and why every story has to be a subversion or deconstruction.
>>740847516I love her
>>740851773We truly did hunt down the Free man (tm)
Chubby little jester
jubby little Chester
Fart face
Borgers for Pomni
>>740847516>>740849329>>740849419>>740850240>>740850265>>740850410>>740850660>>740852203>>740852330>>740852380that's a man. it's a tranny allegory.
>>740847516I think we need to abandon indie animation because it's just tumblrtrannies dumping their trauma and LGBT fetishes into their shows then getting hated by the same people they pander to.
>Jax just stays as an abstraction monsterWhat was the point of the first half of the movie then?
>>740852547Why do indie creators inevitably create worlds where their self-inserts end up in some sort of hell?
>>740852547Please seek professional help for your obsession before it permanently rots your brain.
>>740849928>>740850143>>740852547
>>740851826>The intended audience (zoomers)The intended audience are actually adults.It somehow obtained a younger audience.Jax says "faggot" (censored) in the finale, and Zooble and Gangle have sex in the credits (Ragatha walks past Zooble's door, which has a heart float out of it, then she blushes and walks faster)
People just like the show cuz they wanna fuck Pomni. The writing is terrible
>>740853121I ain't never seen a single second of this show. I hope her voice sounds good.
>>740847516it sucks that they would waste lizzie freemans talents on something this mid while a chinese slot machine game studio pays more respect
Do you people unironically watch this troonslop?
>Do you people unironically watch this troonslop?
justice for the frog
>>740849419>Animation gets more detailed as they get used to living in the digital worldKINOOOOOOOO
>>740853465sorry I posted some retard messing with the cursor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ElpsYf8I0g
>>740847516>I think...Way to go!
>>740853790WE'RE!!
>>740852834This, but unironically.
>>740853287TELL ME ABOUT GOOSEWORKS!WHY DOES HE PUT THE GOOGLY EYES ON EVERYTHING?
>>740854112>he
>>740854489literally looks like that one character from that game that released a sequel after ages and everyone was pissed off because it was woke and had two giant bitches floating in space
>>740854489YOU'RE A BIG CHINNED GUY
>>740854605oh wait this one
>>740853518>>740853287You sure it's not: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHZFJ2kfHko
>>740854489I feel visceral disgust on par with seeing a plate of writhing maggots.
>>740847516half life is nothing but confirmed, FOOLyou don't need to check some digits, you KNOW it is true
>>740854925Well, now you know how everyone else feels when they look at you! DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
>>740849419soul soulless
>>740847713Maybe then Toby would have a new leitmotif to work with.
>>740852547Jax is the self insert.
