The mere sight of this makes americans cry and shake and shart uncontrollably
>>740849143lel
what city in what game
>>740849143Baby's first open world game
>>740849143Where would you build a McDonald's and a Walmart?
>>740849143This game NEEDED cars
>>740849143I mean it's a damn good game
>>740849143>walkable>half the paths lead nowhere>random layout, all the houses face south like it's ancient china, airport is in the center but nothing is near it>chickens allowed to roam everywhere>FUCKING CHOMP allowed OUTSIDE>LITERAL FUCKING UNDERGROUND MONSTER PIT AT THE BOTTOM OF A CLIFF, THE FENCE KEEPS YOU FROM GETTING TO THE TREE BUT IT LETS YOU FALL TEN STORIES TO HELL, SERIOUSLY ARE THEY RETARDED HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY BUILD A FENCE IN THE WRONG DIRECTION >WALKABLE
>>740849143FUCK YOU.FUCK YOU.HOW... THEWHERE IS THE...FUCK YOOUUUUUU.
>>740849143home
>>740849143you could fit like 4 data centers in there, leech the the water right up and ever mar the soil.oh the potential
>>740849630>airportwut
>>740849143What's with the LttP hatemongering lately
>>740849330lol
NOOOOOOOOOOO WHERE IS THE WALMART AND THE ENDLESS STROADS FOR MY F-150 TO GO ON?!
>>740849143Fuck off with that bootleg fake Pokémon garbage.The real Pokémon games will always be better.
>>740849884
>>740850921Anon?
>A city with only 5 exists with no exist on the central West, East, nor southIt is a deathtrap
>>740850108Flute teleport spot
>>740850973Imagine if fat niggers dropped lines of turds blocking all entrances/exits except the right north one and then invaded the city from there, lootng and plundering everything while you have nowhere to run. Hell on earth.
>>740849630>AAAIEEEEE LE ANIMALS ARE NOT CAGED UPAs OP said, the mere sight of this makes americans cry and shake and shart uncontrollably.
>>740849143Home...
>>740851375Molester shed
Kakariko has at most seven families living there, eight if you count the twins to the south. How the fuck do they propogate?
Why are there so many bots here?
>>740851375as a kid i walked around there for like an hour trying to figure out what the secret was
Don't forget about me (sorry about the numbers)Think about how many cars you could park here
>>740852232vidya is abstraction
>>740849238Onett town
>>740849630>Are these...>live... chickens ????>AIEEEEEEEE NIGGERMAN HELP MEEEEE
average /o/ thread
>>740849143The bottle merchant has at lest 4 fucking bottles left when he tells you he's out
>>740849143LttP is a dark fantasy game for edgelords like myself.
>>740849238Link to the past go play it right now, it's a masterpiece and you can emulate it on anything
>>740853773obviously those aren't MAGIC bottles
>>740849143???????Why would I be mad about Kakariko village from ALttP? I don't get the joke here, at all.
>>740854759>I don't get the joke here, at all.Congratulations. We were all on tenterhooks waiting for this information
>>740854821So there is no joke and you retards are just jacking off in here and giggling like children, got it
if you don't pick up the boomerang in the dungeon, it appears in the old lady's storage room in the chest that normally contains arrowsif you take a fish to the bottle salesman, he will buy it from youyou can use magic powder on the old lady and she will turn into a fairyyou can use magic powder on a specific cuccoo in a house and it will turn into a lady
>>740852232Can't tell if you are being serious or not, but like >>740853304 said, it's an abstraction. But you also exemplify the problem with lore fags. To lore fags nothing is an abstraction, gameplay conceit, or mechanical necessity, everything is literal and therefore must have an ingame "lore" reason for existing the way it does.
>>740855192What's the lore reason for every NPC in vidya smelling like shit?
>>740854879VROOM VROOM haha
>>740849143THAT BROOM IS NOT A RAKEYOUR GRAMMA'S GONE INSANEA BEE CAME AND STUNG MEI RAN AWAYTHIS KID GAVE ME A NETI CHASED A GUY IN REDI'LL FIGHT ALL THESE CHICKENSOH SHITI'M DEADI WALK THROUGH THE VILLAGESOMETHING ISN'T RIGHTI WONDER WHAT'S GOING ONI'LL READ THIS SIGNTHIS IS FOR ALL YOU LOVERS OUT THEREEARTH ANGEL, EARTH ANGELWILL YOU BE MINEMY DARLING DEARLOVE YOU ALL THE TIMEI'M JUST A FOOLA FOOL IN LOVE WITH YOUEARTH ANGEL, EARTH ANGELTHE ONE I ADORELOVE YOU FOREVERAND EVERMORE I'M JUST A FOOLA FOOL IN LOVE WITH YOU
>>740849143Why? There's so many item checks here. Always the first stop on my ALttP/SM runs.
>>740855561read the filename, newfag
>>740849143>cityits a village, barely a town
>>740849143Nice commieblocks, your glorified grid that you call a city is shit
>>740849143its just kakarikowouldnt it be the overmap?
>>740849143enjoy your urban hellscape, city bug
>>740857868most based npc desu
