I still can't believe they actually put a Marvel quipping reddit cube in a God of War game. Video games are fucking finished
it's fucking god of warWho cares
based cube
>>740850527Wtf is that cube?
>>740850527Why cant incels just accept some things aren't made for them?
>>740850527Who cares about this dead franchise. Move on.
>>740850527It sucks that this is the only video game
She looks like she has just smelled her own fart.
>>740850527I still don't understand how this survived the pitch meeting. What the fuck were they thinking putting a random cube in there? What was the fucking thought process behind that
>>740850527"Laufey" is such a retarded name too
>>740850585So you won't be mad when I don't buy it, right?
>>740850527>no red squirrelThat's nuts
>>740850657umm wheres your whimsy sis stop being problematicorino
>>740850657Tourists. Female and tourists. That's who makes your games.
>>740850773Man but does it really take a genius to realize a cube has no business being in a God of War game? It's frightening
>>740850657Millennials love their non human witty sidekick who wont stop making Marvel tier quips, and Cube thing is like the most inoffensive object so...
>>740850527>Sony is fucking finishedfixed that for you
>>740850585First, because those are billions upon billions of dollars wasted on games we don't want, second, because those games are for no one, the "modern audience" does not exist. No one likes woke, no one buys woke, at most people tolerate it, but no one ever buys picrel outside of reviewers wanting to shit on it. And it's so obviously dogshit no one wants, that the only recourse you have is to practice the "leftist discourse is them pretending not to understand things" 24/7 because speaking honestly would instantly show you as being in the wrong.
>>740850527shut up Frank
>>740850527Aren't you a little late?
>>740850942Did you not hear what I said?>FemaleWomen, sire. Women.
>>740850527It's not just the cube. It's the cube AND the sword ribbons. The entire game you're going to be followed by not ONE, but TWO Marvel-tier quipping companions who will comment on everything, tell you what to think, and how to do stuff.People thought BOY was annoying in the other games, but this is going to be 2x or maybe even 3x as bad.
>>740850527Are you fucking retarded? They had the two MCU qupping dwarves in the first game acting like the comic relief sidekicks and Mimir the fucking head, also an MCU quip machine. I've fucking said this since the game's release.
>>740850527While I do think the cube thing is kinda dumb, I really hate this /v/ stereotype of labeling everything (You) don't like as Marvel Writing. Anyway, my point is you're a fag, nobody cares, and the game will still sell millions regardless of what you do or say.
>>740850527>Marvel quipping reddit cubeThat got a great laugh out of me at work ngl. You're a sad sick of shit anon, but you're pretty funny, if unintentionally
Why does every AAA slop want a clap trap sidekick now?
>>740851313>nobody cares, and the game will still sell millions regardless of what you do or sayand you're calling ME a fag?
>>740850585I'm an unapologetic malignant narcissist, I have a pathological need to always be the center of attention.
>>740851313>I really hate this /v/ stereotype of labeling everything (You) don't like as Marvel Writing.Because it's an actual writing style that started showing up in games for the last decade and only faggot millennials find amusing?
>>740850527And its name is Frank (Phranque, ackshually). It's like a parody of a God of War game
>>740850527is it just me or does that womans face look like Elon musk?
>>740851345Please enlighten me what part of this is wrong? Beyond the echo chamber of /v/, literally nobody beyond a vocal minority cares that much about the cube or the writing and it will sell millions.
>>740850527didn't play ragnarok? it was full of that shitthought they'd get rid of it as it seemed to be most people's main criticism but nope, they've doubled down
>>740851513Everyone hates the cube, I mean literally everyone, not even r*dditors defend it>it will sell millionsDoubtful
>>740851480many have said this
>>740851313>I really hate this /v/ stereotype of labeling everything (You) don't like as Marvel WritingBut it is _LITERALLY_ Marvel writing. It's exactly 1:1 to how the characters in Marvel constantly have to make jokes every 60 seconds to keep the audience engaged, and how they always have to use self-deprecating humor and dialogue, and everything is extremely predictable to the point that you can regularly guess exactly what a character is going to say.
>>740851313No offense but you're coming across as low IQ
>>740851343It's what millenials love for some reason
>>740850527point the quips op, even just one
>>740850707nobody will ask you if you bought it ever, you're gonna have to make that thread yourself to basedface at it in a couple years
>AIIEEEEEEEEE WHIMSY AND FUN??? IN MY COLD FOGGY NORSE REALM??? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>740850527hag of war:laundry is gonna suck.
>>740850527generic hagslop
>>740850707i will be mad when you make 30 threads about not buying it
>>740850527I was already laughing my ass with the cube bouncing around, but I though it would a gimmick in the beginning of the game.When they showed Frank(!) in the fucking artwork I lost my shit. Nobody hates more Sony fans than Sony themselves. Herman Huslt must be a tendie.
>>740850527quippy sidekicks were the best invention by videogames and were doing great ever since ocarina of time, if not even before that. Nearly every popular game ever has one. Whole franchises are named after them.
>>740850527Better than anything at the shitendo direct
>>740851221Holy shit, I forgot about the ribbons. They are the one who said "Focus, Laufey". Considering they didn't even showed a date, I think this is going to take a while to launch, maybe late 2027 and they might change a bit.As soon as my ban is lifted, I am going to shill GoW:Laundry on Troonera and reforce that eco chamber, so the devs ( who only care about their safe space) won't change a thing and go full retard on the story.
>>740851479>game made in the West>companion is named Frank>in a zombie dead IP>game is made for femoids, and femoids love vain things and consuming. Where do you find a place conjuring such desires? A mall.hmmmmI don't know where this leads us but it's interesting
>>740850585why can't you take a joke
>>740850527You can believe they put a hag in the lead of a game whose entire point used to be celebrating hypermasculinity, but not a meme reddit cube mascot?
>>740850527OMG it's just like minecraft
>female sword(ribbon) penetrating male cubehmm
>>740850707Literal terrorism
>>740850527Oh, it's not just the cube. It's also the ribbons on the sword.
>>740854746>It's also the ribbons on the sword.????
>>740850585>mock incels> then cry when sales goals are missed
>>740851109Are you okay?
