I am sure to win because my speed and dexterous ability to use weapons are superior to my physically stronger foe.
we wonned bigly, thoughbeit
>>740856152And your superior walking endurance and your ability to fuck lionesses without painful barbs.
>ability to use weaponsThis is actually a big one. Also, animals are more predisposed to retreat than humans. One good snoot bap and this hungry lion will re-think its life choices.
>>740856152>If you bonk your enemies, you win.Grug Zu - Art of War
>>740856152Also my twenty mates standing out of frame, also holding unga sticks.
>>740856312No, this is one of Heracles' trials. There is no back-up and this lion is a gigachad with golden fur that cannot be harmed by mortal weapons.
>>740856152>100,000 to 50,000 years ago humanity was actually actual RPG adventures across the globe, finding monsters, discovering new skills, new lands and fucking new women
>>740856152>ends up in a 1v1 vs a lion in a cave for some reason with only a short blunt weaponError in preparation
*throws spear* heh, rockmate pussycat
>>740856382Now it's a cozyslop/MMO hybrid shitfest.
>>740856152Nemean lion wasn't immune to blunt though.
>>740856152>thinks he is faster than a lion>thinks he can defeat a lion with a fucking clubrumao
>>740856152No you'd win becuase there'd be 20 of you
>>740856152Cavemen were significantly less cool than you think simply because they didn't have good bgm
>>740856360David from David Vs Goliath fame wrestled a lion. Yawn!
>>740856672Turns out lions were a big problem for nomadic shepherds and ancient men in general.>hey don't take that road>why?>lions>oh fuck okay yeah let's not take that road ever again
>>740856542>>thinks he can defeat a lion with a fucking cluban overhead head strike or side swipe of a solid club can 100% zone out even a lionProblem is landing that swing when the thing is likely already mid-tackle with its claws inches from youIts still possible, if very situational
>>740856736Yeah and lions happened to be fucking everywhere at one point. >lions obviously originate in Africa>Eurasian cave lion in Europe and Asia>barbary lion in other parts of Asia and India>Asiatic lion >the American lion in North AmericaDunno about South America since that was dominated by smilodon populator and fatalis.
>>740856927Big cats are problematic because the hunt both humans and our livestock. Not surprised the world loves the little ones but respect the big ones.
>>740856152ACK
>>740857070But now the human's arm race is literally starting. What beats throwing rock? Well we can hold something up and block the rock. Also we can put small rock into leather strap and throw rock WAY harder and more accurate. But this dude started wearing this thick animal skin and now our rocks don't hurt as much. So we started making them sharp. Eventually someone learned how to make a spring from a branch with a string so now we launch rocks on sticks. This is getting out of hand.
>>740856152>my speed and dexterous pretty much doesn't matter>ability to use weaponsyes, this in combination with the actual killer:>as well as social coordination with other members of my speciesare what make humans indomitable one ape with a spear is fairly dangerous, but 20 apes with spears and rocks and a trap and isolation tactics and fire and decades of practiced coordination means literally no animal stands a chance against humans collectivelyif a predator sneaks up on a village and kills a few people, the humans will remember this act, track it through blood and prints and destroy it; most of the time the human policy is to destroy and and all predators they can find, even before they strike
>I am sure to win because my speed and dexterous ability to use weapons are superior to my physically stronger foe
>>740856382They were still discovering new lands 500 years ago
>>740856152>In the dark and close quarters, Heracles stunned the beast with his club. He eventually killed it by strangling it with his bare hands.Lol, lmao.
>>740857423why are there no soulslikes where you play as a bunch of dudes?
>>740856152thats not heracles, where's his lion helmet?
>>740857442why were they so overpowered?
>>740857070This. Imagine being so retarded you can't even work out how to throw a fucking rock, they all deserved to die.
>>740857617Can't tell if you are an idiot or this is quality bait, good job if it's the latter
>>740857509THESE HANDS AIN'T MORTAL, BABY. GET LOOPHOLED. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT THE GODS.
I am sure to win because I have frens
>>740857751Why didn't the mammoth just make frens?
>>740857751PROBLEM: HE HAS FRIENDS TOOSOLUTION: ISOLATE THE WEAK, OLD, AND SLOW
>>740856152more like END/CHA build with a decent touch of INT. you're faster than us? cool, good luck when your stamina bar is out and me and my bros catch up. later on just respec to CHA/INT for broken teamplay and crafting recipes.
>>740857776he's an incel
>>740856152>HumansHave a technological civilization and may even conquer the stars themselves at some point in the next few millennia>LionsStill fucking around aimlessly and eating each otherThe lion lost this really hard.
>>740857817End/Vit/Agi build (how to break every souls game.)
>>740857845More like>HumansProbably going to release some sort of biological weapon and go extinct>LionsStill chilling in 3026
>>740856479You wish, it's a gacha with increasingly limited multiplayer
>>740857784He does but they also have a prey drive and more often than not the sick, injured and old fell behind.
>>740856152>Throw sharpened rocks and sticks from a distance>WinIt's just that easy. Fun fact: You can scare off wild dogs by just mimicking the action of picking up a rock.
>>740857070>>740857715Monkeys could do this, Gorillas could still fuck you up if you only had access to a rock, spears and bows were the moment shit sucked for everyone else.
>>740856152Who do people insist on fighting head-on when there are options for sneak attacks or just avoid the fight. Most animals try to avoid a fair fight if they can because getting injured is something that they can't afford.
>>740857070It's pretty funny, really>Evolution was all about species discovering a niche, and if one was able to effortlessly destroy too many other species it would go extinct from lack of food, so it balanced out>Then one day an ape realised it could throw a rock, and the whole system collapsed.
>>740857937I don't think lions or any big cat will survive a possible extinction caused by humans, unless the extinction affects humans exclusively.
>>740858005>>Then one day an ape realised it could farm infinite food and the whole system collapsed
>>740857302>>740857335Hate "dodge" fencers. Useless nectar hogs.
>>740858007>unless the extinction affects humans exclusively.Sure. Thats very possible.
>>740858007HANTA VIRUS LETS GOOOOOOOOO
>>740858007If it affects mammals then most mammals will be screwed unless they can burrow underground or have strong immune systems like rodents. Reptiles will likely survive, crocodiles of course since those assholes can fight off disease and mercury infested waters.
>>740857937Yes, yes, it's all doom and gloom you cracked the code or whatnot, just like every doomsayer in ages past.
A cave lion 95% of the time is winning this fight, only way the fella with a club is doing anything is if he has 3 of his friends with him.
>>740858506Well duh, that's the thing. A fella with a club 95% of the time has more fallas with clubs and/or rocks with him. Humans are not duelists, we're gangers.
>>740856152Americans think this but they have no history, culture or brains
>>740856152ENTER
>>740856152Those lions, where are they now?
>>740858136https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fs4aAPM3EVwYou're ticking me off
>>740857985>invents gunshey gorilla, what now you trick ass bitch? get in the zoo cage we're going to the moon
>>740859078africa
>>740859078Africa, sadly a park in a dungheap like India and they used to be in parts of Turkey and the Middle-east in the 21st century. I'd say reintroduce them and cull the dysgenics from these nations but that would be too "extreme."
>>740860279How is a lion supposed to do what you are suggesting? Are you retarded?
>>740860567I meant humans should cull the dysgenics from those awful nations obviously.
>>740856752a wolf can go from a standstill to a 2.5 meter dash and pounce in half a second. I bet a lion is even faster.Hitting a bonk on the head in such a situation is basically 100% luck
>>740857687they aren't really, only the one charge attack they do with basically 0.1 sec telegraph is difficult. Otherwise their actual hitboxes aren't that bad. They just seem bad because the bear is thrashing around and shaking the screen
>>740857751Imagine how fucking fun it would have been hunting mammoths with the homies. Fuck sports, fuck war, megafauna hunts with spears were peak human existence.
>NemeanfagsGet choked, retard.
>>740861375>Fellaticles, don't forget to add the lion's cock and balls
>>740856382Hate what they did to the current meta.
>>740860797Modern humans might struggle with it, but back then humans were a lot more able of snap decisionsEverything was deadlyI'd say that if you were not ambushed by one, and had a lion in your sights as it advanced at you, back then, you could realistically get a 1/10 chance of bonking it with your stick once it charges at youHumans were simply more attuned to this sort of stuff, even if we were never able to be full-on predatorsBonus points for also having a sharpened long stick instead of a club, so that the animal gets impaled by its own weight
>>740864943Sharp stick is the meta premodern weapon against aggressive animals. Hold it between you and the animal, and the animal can't do shit unless it has an extreme size advantage.
>>740857043The bigger they are, the more of them there is to pet. :3
>>740857985They suck at throwing rocks, they can't aim for shit.
Damn it's good to be human.
>>740857985>>740867918Gorillas are even worse than chimps at throwing, we simply dominated this meta. And we improved it by a tenfold even in early days.>The main adaptations that occurred were at the shoulder blade, which retracted around the torso (moving backwards towards the spinal column) to allow a wider arc of shoulder rotation. This allows the modern human to throw at velocities in excess of 90mph. The next fastest thrower is the chimpanzee at a pedestrian 20mph. It really is a remarkable feat and something that sets us apart from our primate relatives.
>>740868430>>740867918We're all on the same team
>>740868610>ambush predators when faced with any adversity
>>740870214>turns box the right wayjust like us
>>740857726the pelt was invincible, not the meat inside it
>>740856152Primitives would hate the people romanticizing them and everything they represent.https://youtu.be/eafOkWXjqjc
>>740856152Lions have an easy meta-counter
>>740870650They love it, since they get government gibs. Also these people aren't uncontacted, they get some degree of education by the State and are basically rural people larping, most of them can't even speak their "native language" anymore.t. brazilian
>>740870650We were already romanticizing them with cave paintings, sculptures of mastodons and other predatory animals or via oral tradition.
>>740856152Actually he used DEX for both ranged combat (nature doesn't do well with this in general) and spears (less ranged combat)His INT to craft the weaponsAnd his endurance/stamina maxxing to out last his animal enemies.STR was average at best and gets mogged by many animals.Movement speed is shit as well, not even average compared to most animals.DEX would be too but humans get hands and those have unparalleled scaling with DEX and with an INT multiplier added to the roll as well.Not to mention hands give access to the tool crafting tree which is beyond busted
