>steals child beauty>becomes sexyWhat did the devs mean by this?????????
>OP didn't start his thread with a rhymeposts like yours should be a crime
>>740890053OP too busy playing with his maggotInstead of rhyming, he became a faggot
>>740890053Witches do be like that. Drain the vitality of a brat.They're also known be to straight up cannibals. Eating people meat by the tummy full.
>>740890053yk
>>740890053>>steals child beautyWhat did the op mean by this?????????
>>740890053shes barely twentythats age aplenty
>>740890141It seems this boy does not like tits.So in the end he's just a twit.
>>740890053their subconscious shined thru
>>740890053>>740894017She wants that Big Bear Cock, doesn't she?
>>740890053banjo was never good
>>740890141OP's threads are such a drag. He will always be a fag.
>>740890053In the next Banjo game, they should have Grunty successfully drain the beauty from some other lady so that way she can just look like this all the time. (:
>>740894075Tell that to Miyamoto.
>>740894187and? banjo still was never good
>>740890053The ages of both characters averaged out to make her look a crisp 35
>>740894187>food analogy
>>740894072How did you know?
STOP FUCKING LIKING EVIL WOMEN
>>740894075Kys
>>740894187Miyamoto making tastelets seethe, once again
>>740894296Mumbo ain't got no Jumbo, so she needs it from Banjo
>>740890141>>740890220The thing that everyone overlooks,About Grunty stealing Tooty's looks,Is that she won't keep them for long,'Cause her eating habits will still be all wrong,She said it herself, when she's thin once more,Burgers, fries and chips galore,She might be pretty, she's got a nice backside,But she's still the same gross hag inside,So she'll squander her looks, her gut will once more expand,And she'll go out to find the next prettiest in the land,Her own vices ensure that her beauty never lingers,It slips out her grasp like water through her fingers,So even if she beats Banjo and his feathery friend,She'll be trapped in a cycle that will never, ever end.
>>740894187Banjo had slightly better story and depth, and characters. It was overall a better production.
>>740894925Look at you trying to ruin the mood,But all I want to see is Grunty nude.
>>740894925>The thing that everyone overlooks,>About Grunty stealing Tooty's looks,>Is that she won't keep them for long,>'Cause her eating habits will still be all wrong,>She said it herself, when she's thin once more,>Burgers, fries and chips galore,
>>740890053She may look better, but not by a lotShe's still the same, sexy she's not
>>740894187>Miyamoto acknowledges that Super Mario 64 walked so Banjo-Kazooie could runEveryone remembers who did something first, but never who did something second better.
>>740890053Never understood the hype for banjo. Rented the game when it first came out and dropped it after the pirate ship level
>>740895921Mario 64 came out a year after Jumping Flash
>>740895958>couldnt even make it to the actual filter level
>>740890053Delete this thread and stop harassing me you sadistic troll.https://archive.ph/qp7qG
>>740890053Tooty is so boring and useless, they should've make Gruntilda sexy and make Tooie with that lore anyway.
>>740896279I'll start a GoFundMe, buy Rare for pennies when Microsoft inevitably sells, and make Conker-Kazooie, which takes place in the grimdark Game Over timeline in which Banjo is dead and includes strong language, violence and witch titties.
They tried to warn you
>>740894187Is that 1/16th of a waffle in the corner?JP dining is just plain weird half the time.
>>740890053why didn't she just make a beauty spell? hags can do that sort of thingalso you cannot prove me that she didn't just steal tooty's youth and young grunty actually looked like that
>>740894187Banjo actually had characters, dialogue and an interesting plot. Mario had bing bing wahoo.
>>740897675Characters dialog and plot are a net negative.It also has a visceral ugliness to it, like Wallace and Grommet, because the British are a viscerally ugly people.
>>740897518Disguises are child's play meant for deception. You don't satisfy vanity through misdirection.
>>740890053>becomes sexy>still nasty as fuckhttps://banjokazooie.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Questions_From_Grunty%27s_Furnace_Fun#Information_About_Gruntilda
>>740899802OK, but if you had a gun pointed to your head, you'd rather be with a hot gross woman than an ugly one, right?
>>740894251kys tendie
>>740899802Gross shit is hot when an attractive person is into it.
No one will ever make anything as BASED as banjo kazooie's game over screen. The shit you could get away with back in the day, it's amazing.
>>740897841>Characters dialog and plot are a net negative.Cope. mario 64 was garbage shit compared to what rare put out, hence why the new donkey kong tries to ape aspects of rares design such as eyeballs on rocks and shit
>>740899802You may try to put up a disgusted front,but in the end you'll still worship this cunt.
>>740894925Why would eating too much give her a giant nose and warts
>>740897517They looked at a waffle and thought it should be separated like a chocolate bar, silly japan.
>>740890053I'm not gonna lie, I had a thing for hot grunty as a kid.
>>740899802Sexy Grunty makes me nutblowing balloons up with her butt
>>740895921You do know most of what makes Mario 64 not a game about running to the top of various mountains to reach a flagpole was taken from Rare's beta projects, and not the other way around, right?
>>740894187Both of those look like shit. What's with all of that plain ass rice?
>>740894187How many alternate dimensions does Banjo have?
Two big magic tanks
Are we talking about green hag witch villainesses we would fuck?
>>740901709Kill yourself in nuts and bolts
>>740901904There is a boss I don't remember which one that did things to me of this character
Please more Grunty please!!
>>740901987I'm going to have a stroke what the fuck is that sentence
>>740901904Hardly any one draws her either lipstick she wears and it's a shame Also the hunchback pose hiding tits is kino
>>740901904Cackletta ain't hot. Could go for a massage from them Jellyfish girls though.
>>740894296>combosndoodles
>>740902516I said I'd fuck her. I never said she was hot.
>>740896992The people who post this meme won't do anything.
>>740890053>game over>player gets rewardedBad game design.
>>740894187Miyamoto was actually making a very subtle joke about Americans needing bigger portion sizes because they have a bigger appetite.
>>740890053
>>740903085Is there lore I'm missing there? I just enjoy the Grunt.
>>740890053You're creepy.
>>740903752Some call me Mr. Creeper
>>740890053for me it's settings where witches /ss/ boys to stay young.
>>740903938
>>740895921>Everyone remembers who did something first, but never who did something second bettery u post dis eddie?
>>740903623loli grunty is something I never thought I would witness in my lifetime, even in fanart...
when was the last game this decade where the villain's main goal was to attain everlasting beauty?
Child abduction is sexy? What did Rare mean by this?
>>740895558I know that this image is all about the tits but look at that mouth. Its too detailed for it has an uvula. There is always something more because that mouth is built for vore.
>>740907826Witches stealing small children is as old as fairy tales get.
>>740890053I thought they were implying Tootie would become a bombshell when she grew up like Berri
>>740907886yeah and they use child blood as a sacrifice, it's literally lady bathory's story and the elite
>>740895958The biggest charm of the Banjo games is the way the hub world is interconnected while the worlds themselves are so detailed in their ability to explore their nooks and crannies. The thing that sucks about Banjo is that the character himself is not athletic as such traveling the worlds becomes slow and using Kazooie to run faster is not a solution as she's still not fast enough.
>>740894187This is another one that makes tendies seethe. Banjo looked so good they were terrified oot was going to flop and pushed it back an entire year. It completely changed the course of the game and what we know OoT as.
>>740907950The hilarious thing is that she stopped existing after the first game because it turns out the staff who made the game hated Tootie. No wonder Sakurai said during Banjo's direct about how Tootie met a dark fate meaning how she disappeared from the series because she has disliked.
>>740890053Curious how successful would this series be if Sexy Grunty was the standard baddie? Like how the main baddie of Battle Toads was a sexy villainess?
>>740900895The only thing that would have made it better is if Sexy Grunty was hit with Mumbo's giantess spell from Tooie.
>>740900895Indeed because graphics get better yet the women get uglier at least in western games.
Is this still the best end boss in gaming?
>>740908116To be fair, Mario is slow too, but his world is so much smaller to compensate.
>>740890053She's old so stealing a child's beauty puts her deages her to be somewhere in the middle.
>>740908389Parents might complain.But then again, mine gave me Freaky Flyers knowingly and I didn't even ask for it kek.
>>740894259>>740895487>not apologyone job
>>740908608Not the best but a damn good one. Thing about this game is that it has no boss fights so with Grunty being the only boss the entire game accommodates itself so that you use all of Banjo's skills to fight this single boss. That's what makes it great.This is why platformers usually have bad boss fights, you usually fight them when your hero lacks of his abilities. So this boss fight really shines because it forces you to use your entire arsenal.
>>740903230this>>740896992this pussy won't do shit except save an image and post an image
>>740908710Not fathers, fathers want to see their sons becoming straight. Its always shitty single mothers and single bitches who whine about sexy female characters. And this is why Asian games are superior to western. And I hope that new God of War game with the ugly horse face bitch fails.
>>740899802>fandomhttps://banjokazooiewiki.com/wiki/List_of_Brentilda_quotes
>>740908662Mario also has the advantage of being highly acrobatic so traversing his worlds is fun.
>>740908756I'd say Conga, Nipper, the Mutie Snippets, and the frog gauntlet count as boss encounters.
>>740894187The foray into 3D platforming was rough, but Banjo expanded a lot of mechanics Mario 64 had and is a cult classic for a reason. It is only liked by a hand full of people who liked to test their mettle against an objectively harder platformer like Banjo Kazooie. That being said, most normies these days see Banjo as an archaic mess of a gaming experience. This is why the meme "banjo was never good" circulates so much because most modern gamers have no taste for the old 3D platformers of yester year. I can see the reason for the hate, but Banjo is still a huge part of gaming history and development.
>>740897841you have absolute shit taste
>>740908834Is that why Google is forcing pregnancy and belly inflation fetishism on my searches instead of "pictures of lemons".
>>740907870How else do you think Grunty gets her magic?She drains men nightly, it's the opposite of tragic.
>>740896992The people who post this meme will do something.
>>740894017>Grows huge, blubbery tits and ass>Still keeps the same slobby mannerisms such as eating like a hog and smelling like swamp assunf, imagine the party tricks, like blowing balloons up with her butt!
>>740909114Banjo is hated cause it doesnt get yearly entries, spinoffs, endless merchandise and exposure like Mario does. If Mario died at SMB and Banjo somehow existed and persisted to this day with a cartoon, a cinematic trilogy, Banjo Kart Racing, Banjo Universal Rides and so on people would consider Mario bad. Its just how normalfag brains work. If you belong to a marketable franchise to consume you’re “good.” If you dont then you’re bad. This applies to movies, cartoons, comics and so on.
>>740909296If she aint washing that old witchy cooter, i don't want it.
>>740909114The "Banjo was never good" shit comes from Smashfaggots. Old /v/ literally named it one of their Top 100 GOATs.
>>740909441I would agree with you almost completely, but I don't think normies are a complete monolith. However, I do completely agree that if Banjo had more support it would probably be around today. Banjo Tooie really fucked the series over with such a drastic change in gameplay. I can see a reality where Mario petered off, and Banjo kept evolving. Who knows? Maybe we would have Banjo Kazooie Galaxy in a different life.
>>740910158It was an amazing development for 3d platforming. Why do "smashfaggots" hate Banjo?
>>740910312They wanted more anime swordsmen.
>>740910158>>740910312>>740910384Damn Smashfags. They ruined Smash. Imagine my absolute fucking emotional state when I found /v/ discussing the fact that they had announced Banjo AFTER they announced Generic Dragon Whatsit Guy and I had already shut off the video. I will never get to experience that feeling properly.
>>740910312Because of a fake and gay rivalry between Banjo and Steve from Minecraft perpetuated by zoomer fucktards
>>740890141Based
>>740908116Hence why SUPERBANJO exists in Tooie.
Attribute theft is kino, shame it's a rare tf subgenre...
>>740910312Smash brought in a LOT of trolls, schizos and faggots who only cared about starting shit for the sake of starting shit. Once Smash was done, they went to other games and threads to start shit. It was well-documented.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/427476256/#427489086
Does all fanart have to involve tumor proportions?
>>740912256yea...i said this 20 years ago and its still just as rare
Bitch and moan,it may be slop,but Grunty's rack canmake you pop!
>>740890053Are you sure Tooty's a kid?Perhaps she only dressed like it.It's not as though we can compareHuman age with an anthro bear.
>>740912525>>740910312
>>740913089>>740910312
>>740910312There was a weird Steve cult based around the creepy Steve meme dedicated to shitting on Banjo, they had a whole Discord where they discussed all the ways they could disrupt the board with their ugly memes. It was really bizarre. "Banjoke" was a popular insult used among them. I think it originated around the consensus that there could be only "one" Microsoft rep.
>>740912525>>740913089Based internet historian
>>740912525>>740913134These faggots are the same ones ruining Zelda threads and the entire site overall. And Smash is right around the corner too. We'll have even more cancer than ever before.
>>740890053oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
>>740890053>what did the devs mean by thisThat bears are the most fuckable animal on the planet, apparently.
