>Dad walks in
My dad used to watch hardcore pornography in the living room, then try to get ME in trouble for catching him. Pretty sure I never saw him jerking off, but I don't think I would have known what he was doing if I had at that age.
>>740903932my dad died over 20 years ago
>>740903932>tfw it's just khaki colored pants and not her bare asssad
>>740903932the only time this has happened to me was when i was playing a copy of duke nukem that i had borrowed from a friendi showed him the strippers and he asked where the hell i got the game fromi was too young to understand what a stripper was or why he was pissed, but luckily he let me keep playing as long as i stopped tipping the strippers
>>740904246Hate when that happens.
inb4>that character is underage
>>740903932Those are pants dude. Women wearing modern gym clothes show off more.
>>740903932>Dad walks in
On the first time I played this as a kid, when she came into the screen I was like "wait... what". I'm currently watching a streamer play this and she had the same reaction. How the fuck they expected us to think this was a diving suit.
>>740903932My dad's dead. :(
Only a zoomer would think this as embarrassing or something.My dad used to watch me and my brother playing DoA Volleyball and Xbox and none of us thought anything of it. We were all normal straight men that liked watching cute girls in bikinis.
>>740904053oof>>740904243Even more oof, I still have that sorrow ahead of me. I try not to think about how empty it will be when I can't tell my parents about my day. Nobody else in the world would care.
my dad is a low-iq christfag that marries bitches that just use him to get into the countryfuck him and the trainers he walks in
>>740905367return to christ. forgive him for taking you to sunday school in the morning when you didn't want to go.
>>740903932No dad would give a shit that their son is looking at girl asses.
>>740904053>tfw dad looked at porn on the family computer and downloaded shady bullshit and then blamed my vidya for viruses>tfw dad was trying to cheat on my mom on ashleymadison and I only found out after he died
>Playing FF12>Dad walks in, chat for a bit then he stays to watch what I'm playing>Sees the game playing itself>Sighs and leaves
>>740905367I'll pray for you anon
oh no im straightbetter than him walking in on shirtless wolverine or gay tranny sex in the last of us, or capeshit
Dad walked in during MGS4 when snake is crawling through the microwave tunnel with the camera way up his ass and you have to jerk off the controller
>>740903932Check it out dad, I'm straight. lol
my mom actually walked in to vacuum while i was in the middle of the unpausable hot spring scene in x-2. which in that game if you skip scenes or dialogue you lose out on 100% so i had to let it playalso when i bought the x-2 strategy guide, where my grandfather had driven me to buy, the cover had yuna in her gunner outfit showing all that leg and grandfather said hey i see why you wanted that book
>>740903932I remember my mom not letting me play this game because she thought Rikku was half naked, I had to have my friend come over to explain to her that it was a type of scuba suit and later on she shows up with proper clothes
>>740903932Damn son, I'm sorry for thinking you were a fag. That's one nice piece of ass you got in your video games. You got some primo taste there.>>740905054Pretty much. On some level, you kinda have to get your son to appreciate the feminine form and if video games are the entry drug to do that so be it.
>>740903932>he sits down and watches
>>740904053>Family computer kept in dining room>14 year old brother figured out the password>I worked graveyard and would come home to his beatoffathon>Eventually just becomes routine and I walk in as he continues beating off>I just try to avoid any and all eye contact>One night and it's my day off while having the kind of sleep only the dead experience, I'm awakened to my mom screaming>I rush downstairs with my lever-action rifle ready to go Billy the Kid on a motherfucker>Turns out my brother just kept beating off after my mom stumbled upon his danger wank session>She's completely mind broken the next day and even decides to sit at the computer to watch ever smut he was watching the night before>One of the videos was a petite white guy being smothered by a herd of black BBWs>Computer gets thrown in the pool which is fine by me since I refused to use it >Brother pretty much stayed locked in his room until he moved out
>>740904243Now. Imaging his corpse walking in on you playing FFX and Rikku's ass is in frame.
>>740904053>My dad used to watch hardcore pornography in the living room, then try to get ME in trouble for catching him. Pretty sure I never saw him jerking off, but I don't think I would have known what he was doing if I had at that age.That's called grooming, anon.
My dad walks in moment was when Raiden is naked and tied up after he gets caught. He just shook his head and walked out. I wanted to kill myself that night.
>>740903932 Lmao this only ever happened to me once, and it was this exact scene. >Is that a butt?>y-yeah...The closest we ever got to having "the talk"
>>740908553>That's one nice piece of ass you got in your video games. You got some primo taste there.I wouldn't want to hear my dad say that even if I knew he was thinking it.
My buddy’s mom found a porn dvd called “tiny titty teens” I’m his room once she never let it go
>>740904567>dad i am playing as a merman flirting with a hot ass mermaid
>>740911794Fair enough. I just don't get why boomers think vidya booty is bad though yet they want grandkids so bad. It's perfectly normal in most cases.
>>740905367>pluralhow many?
>>740903932>Mom Walks in
>>740903932dude i fucking wish. i got X-2 on launch day when i was 10. my grandparents were over and the TV in the living room was way nicer than the one in my room, and seeing the graphics progression from 7-10 by that point, i figured X-2 would look so cool even the adults would be impressed i still don't think i've ever been as embarrassed in my life as i was watching the entire intro in silence with my mom, dad, grandma, and grandpa
>>740904053>Dad lets me use his computer while mine was in for repairs>find pornhub in his history>don't click it, never ask him about it, but it sits in the back of my mind for a while>flash forward a few years>dad dies after getting hit by a truck>one of dad's old friends makes a joke about him having a diaper fetish>mfw I later found out fetishes can be genetic>mfw I got a diaper fetish from my dad
>>740909337>White nerds getting smothered by chocolate BBWsYour brother sounds based.
>mom walks in
>>740912146My wife saw me playing as Lily on sf6 the other night and “she looks a bit young to me”’d me
>>740909337what in the fuck LMAO
>>740912231I need to play these. I know they're not really porn and any sexy stuff is very uncommon, but they just look visually pleasing and fun little comedies.
>>740904567love that this scene is so infamous to spawn memes of it
>>740903932my dad walked in during the lady yunalesca fight when she transformed and just stood there for 5 mins. he didn't even say anything and left after a while.
>>740912338>You gettin' filtered by Megadeath, son? What a fucking casual.
>>740903932My dad walked in when I was playing Conkers Bad Fur Day and the scene with the flower and the bee was playing. I heard him chuckle a little but then he caught himself, got serious and was like, "what are you playing? Turn that shit off"
>>740911289>That's called grooming, anonPretty sure that's glasslighting. Grooming is when the person of trust slowly manipulates you into being his sexual partner from a young age.
>>740904243and FFX released 25 years ago, what's your point
>>740904567>Dad walks in
