Gaming is healing
Wokeslop
Is a hot woman all it takes to make /v/ happy?
Not with that outdated shooting gameplay... I'm afraid.
>>740915167>rope pulling gameplay is back>pickaxe garbage gameplay is back>scan your environment for the hell of it is back>SKILLPOINTS is backthis shit isnt healing or doing anything original, it's borrowing waay too much from Nu-lara games
>>740915253Yes and no. This game looks like a legitimate return to form. I see some of these games recently announced like this and the new Gears that really seem to be nailing the style and vibe of what made the originals great. It's really weird coming off an era of 'wokeslop' telling stories about trauma and mental health or whatever. It almost feels like these devs are consulting AI to plan out their next games. Literally asking an LIM how to make a good, popular, profitable game again.
>>740915167i like her two bowling balls ass, but she needs a two bowling balls chest too
>>740915440>muh tank controlsok unc
>>740915253Yes
>>740915167can they make parkour that's interesting in a way that feels true to the classic games? big question the legend anniversary era games failed this, it's not enough to just slap a generic jump and prince of persia wall shimmying onto lara and call it a day.
>>740915697So true
>>740915167Same Bust Size as Underworld
>>740915167Not with those flat "breasts" it's not
>>740915167I don't know man. It doesn't seem trust worthy.This seems like a sad inorganic attempt to regain sales.
>>740915253Considering the absolute beasts they have been releasing in recent memory, yes
>>740915167>Slap "retro" outfit on b cup nuLaraThe industry needs to suffer a near fatal blow, and this hyper investor shit needs to leave the industryTHEN gaming can truly begin healing Buy an ad, or nap on train tracksI'll leave the choice up to you
>>740915253nah just some plebbit falseflaggers
>>740915475>Yes and no. This game looks like a legitimate return to form. In what way? We've seen little of the story, and even less of gameplay, and the few gameplay clips look the usual cinematic, magnetized rope grabing. All we have is the design and it being TR1's third remake (And I get the feeling it leans more towards Anniversary, but so far the trailers are so vague it could be either way, but this is Crystal...).
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Zoomie chan retards acting as usual:-Lara is now an indian woman with man features and small tits-Puzzle gameplay is survivor bullshit made with AI ( the water cog makes no sense unless AI was prompted into making it)-Shooting gameplay is typical modern tps shooter stuff. I am not asking for tank controls but stop with the stupid camera behind me when shooting shit.-Exploration and platforming are the same survivor bullshit. Limited,guide dplatforming, pickaxe stuff,etc.. This shit is below the legend series and that was already dumbed down from the originals.-Graphics are typical modern overcrowded with details generic scenery-T-rex is now a fucking crash bandicoot chase sequenceIt is a nu lara game with the mc being an indian, wow, so much healing.
>>740915727Tank controls were perfectly fine for the originals. They were precise and responsive. Camera on the other hand was not good.
>>740915167I will buy it twice if it's fun. Looks really promising... so far. One time for me and another one as gift =)
Still gets mogged by Underworld Lara. And I bet that game is still better than anything post 2013 TR
There's a tranny TR fan and it legitimately looks like him. Game looks like shit too. Woke people can't create anything cool, their dysgenic religion forbids it
>>740917613This Lara had swag
>>740915167I'm happy that we're finally getting actual Lara Croft back rather than fucking dollar store Katniss.
>>740915253don't know about /v/ but i'm willing to give a game with hot women a chance at leat
So, this Lara is supposed to be the Survivor Lara, but older?I wonder what happened between the games, that she went from a whiny dweeb to a confident badass in sexy shorts.
>>740918918>Lara is now an indian womanShe's a white woman with a tan.
>>740923459watching the Netflix series might help because it's part of the suvivor canonit won't
>it's just retextured anniversaryHoly shit, why are they still stuck on that piece of shit?
I am really happy that they finally ditched Camilla Luddington. She was awful.Alix Wilton Regan is a safe choice, but it's a quality choice as well.
>>740923459yes the developer in the interview literally said "2013 lara now all grown up and experienced"its the survivor lara
>>740915253We dont need delcious food all the time, but forced-distasteful food under the pretense of moral righteousness is disgusting
>>740923693If they make the levels closer in spirit to OG TR1 while removing the sections Anniversary condensed into corridors and let me fight the goddamn T-Rex and Natla's henchmen instead of downgrading them to QTEs then I'll be good.
>>740923712It's not Survior Lara if she doesn't screech JONAAAAAAAH at random at some point.
>>740923832have you not seen the previews? it's just another survivor game with the ice pick, rope pulling puzzles, and skill pointsat least the T-Rex isn't a QTE but a Crash Bandicoot chase
>>740915253Nothing about that shit is hot, or Lara Croft
>>740916947Underworld Lara looks like Lara and she's hot tho
>>740923542Looks nothing like a white woman with a tan
>>740915167Goyim go crazy over the smallest breadcrumbs. If they give Lara big boobs they will all die for Israel
>>740922909Now it's Katniss in shortyay... nope
>>740924305>give Lara big boobsNo please, bigger boobs than she has currently make her look unappealing
>>740924305There's nothing wrong with jews and israel, they want big booby women in video games.
>>740924505Hell no, those are constantly trying to censor everything and are the reason we have ugly women in western games and they are trying really hard to ruin Japan too now We want you dead
>>740924305No amount of big boobs would make this indian nuLara any better
Gaming is NOT healing
That's nuLara cospalying Lara. That might work on normalniggers but not me.
>>740916947Which is why we need to go bigger
>>740915167Busted face
>>740924923Yep, same.That shit is not made for the fans.It's just CD still ruining the IP
For me it's Legend, Anniversary, Underworld Lara.
>gaming is healing because I'm a retard in denialEnjoy your sterile, censored modern "lara" brought to you by women and pussywhipped men.
>>740925998>censored modern "lara"She was never the gooner icon you imagine her to be. Original games were hard af puzzle platformers and the "erotic appeal" of Lara was limited to a bunch of out of game promotion pictures.
>>740926134>She was never the gooner icon you imagine her to be. Wharever helps you sleep at night, tranny.
>>740926302>Tranny rent free
>>740926134>She was never...
>>740926501Do you beat it to triangles? Because that's the sex appeal original Lara had ingame. The devs baited people with promotional pictures of a hot Lara, but ingame all was modest. But you would not know that, would you faggot? You never actually played the classics.
>>740926604>revisionism>the great trite classic cope "you didn't play/watch/read it"kekLet me guess, you think design = number of polygons and that sex appeal = resolutionPic related is sexier than all modern western characters combined multiplied by 100
>>740926604Tomb Raider graphics were high detail at the time so yes, the game had a chick with big tits running around. Reminder that Tomb Raider 2 also has a bait and switch ending where it seems like you'll get to see Lara getting naked but she just shoots (You) dead for being a perv. She was always supposed to be a gaming sex bomb.
>>740926604So we already went from>new safehorny indian mutt nuLara is as sexy as the real Larato>the real Lara was never sexy or white.
>>740926604>little zoomie never heard of the naked lara cheatcodeyes you are underage basically, when your balls drop you may come back
>>740924305You lost troon
>>740926134>She was never the gooner icon you imagine her to beShe was the gaming equivalent of Marilyn Monroe. Countless ads/promotional stuff always emphasized her sexiness. But, being the zoomie you are, you didn't live through that era.
>>740927007LOL, again, that doesn't make it a gooner game. There was also a poster with a naked cover girl in the originals which got censored in the remasters. The games were puzzle platformers first and foremost, the whole sex appeal marketing only served to draw in sales. > She was always supposed to be a gaming sex bomb.She is still plenty hot.
>>740927290You never played the originals in contrast to me, during the 90s. Your gooner brain could not handle that.
>>740915253would be even happier if she had a dick
I don't even care about tank controls or grid based parkour, as I accept they'll never return. I just wish Tomb Raider would drop the scripted blockbuster movie-like sequences during gameplay and instead focus on actual level design and player driven exploration.
>>740915253In a franchise based on a hot woman? Yes. It means the fat/insecure/manhating Karens are losing influence in some studios and that's a gold thing
>>740927775i watched gameplay on twitter and was shocked by how slow the combat was. the original games were known for flipping around and shooting mid air and running at full pace while blasting your guns. Meanwhile the best this new game offers is a max payne dive and "hold LT to aim" that slows Lara down to the speed of a resident evil character lol i cringed when she pulled out the nu-lara axe in melee combat toothis game is the nu-lara trilogy playing skinwalker with Core Design's corpse
>>740915167>still toned down>no cleavage>face safe enough to not offend feministsNice try but it takes more than that to convince high IQ chuds.
>>740927934>Yes. It means the fat/insecure/manhating Karens are losing influenceHow. This is still modern Lara. Not the bold and brash sexy greedwagon, but a "real human bean" Lara they've been forcing since the crap reboot.
>>740927367Zoomie, you were bombarded with lara ads commercials/posters about how sexy she was during that era. Had to be there though.
>>740926604Classic nu/v/ marketer syntax
>>740926604only TR1 had triangles
>>740928283And? I never disputed that she was advertised as sexy character. What I dispute is that it plays any significant role in the actual gameplay or even her character. That's why I dont regard a sexy character necessarily as a gooner icon. A gooner icon is a character I would regard to be overly involved in sexual activities ( in the game ), which was never ever the case. And in that regard, she still is a sexy character.
>>740928950>And? I never disputed that she was advertised as sexy character>She was never the gooner icon you imagine her to be.Keep trying.
>>740929263Sexy looking character != Gooner character.
>>740929494>Sexy looking character != Gooner character.Water != wet.Keep trying and keep making up more headcanon delusions about definitions.
>>740915167>You need to build meter to do the cool flippy moves
>>740924285brown hands wrote this post
>>740926990I want to FUCK that dagashi girl.
>>740924285She's always looked kinda exotic. Kinda like Catherine Zeta Jones who's Welsh but could pass for Spanish back in the day when she was in the Zorro films
>>740930335>She's always looked kinda exoticToby never had that in mind. From concept art to final game render she was meant to be British.
Uhh bros?
Thoughts on the preview?https://youtu.be/hw_fpsE_MsQI think it looks pretty good, if a bit janky.
>>740931002-Shit survivor gameplay.-Tits too small.-Ai made puzzles.Terrible.
Insane body
>>740915253Yeah
>>740931002See>>740929648
>>740915253attractive women certainly make products appear more likable
>>740931002>flat asswe are so back bros! :^)
>>740931002wow, tam mcgleish from videogamer is making videos for IGN nowhttps://youtu.be/S6_WXfj-vDc
>>740931002doesnt capture the wonder or majesty of tomb raider at all. At best its just more LAU superificial hollywood garbage, but more often it actually seems more in line with the nu-lara trash in terms of design philosophies and developer attitudes. Its a Tomb Raider game for cunts who cant into actual platforming, atmosphere, puzzle solving, exploring, but want to be able to say theyve played a tomb raider game before. The IP remains as raped as ever and it wont be fixed until it is forcibly removed from American hands and given back to the British
>>740931591This. It feels like looking at a generic Uncharted remake. It's completely missing the classic’s unique vibe and atmosphere.
>>740931591You sound mentally ill.
>>740931819You sound like a goyslop zoomie corporate bootlicker. Oh, and brown as well.
>>740931819watch with an open mind and it will help you to understand how the tomb raider ip has been ritualistically degraded and subverted ever since 2005. the franchise has been a hate-fueled parody of itself for twice as long as its original incarnation even existed. it is among the grimmest treatments of an IP everhttps://youtu.be/XuU60pbO9ng
>>740931591CD always chased trends. With the legend trilogy they just shoehorned lara into a generic 6th gen action adventure trope. Now they are doing it for the uncharted era.Even almost dead from crunch Core had more creativity.
>>740931819You won't understand if you haven't played the original games.
Gotta love the braindead zoomers' attempts at puzzles. You break something somewhere and it drops through floors and is washed away by river and somehow falls into the right place, magic happens, and you can move on, as if that was all intentional and calculated. Reminds me of that infamous prophetic dagger resembling the death star silhouette in Rise of Skywalker. Cause-effect relations are just pure magic to the younger generations.
>>740932426>zoomers wrote The Rise of Skywalker and directed the Tomb Raider remakeok gayllennial
>>740932615Zoomers not understanding that boomers and gen x are responsible for almost all modern media is getting tiresome.Continue being good goys and don't pay attention to the boomers/gen x fucking you over.
>>740932767ill pay attention to them for ruining my financial prospects but ill also pay attention to your fag enabler generation that ruined my personal-social prospects
>>740932767>grandpas still write entertainment in 2026lol no. The only dinosaurs left are manager level and don't participate in development. The devs today are 20-somethings that never saw the original tomb raider or even the movie with Angelina jolie
>>740932426What makes the mainstream audience like the difficulty of the Souls kike games yet turns them awat from Tomb Raider Classics? They both require... well adjusted hand coordination with mouse and keyboard but there is more to tr, isnt there!?
>>740933339* Souls like games -.- Do they hate backtracking and looking for levers?
>>740933389>Souls like games>They’re actually soullessWhat did they mean by this?
>>740927335>She is still plenty hot.She's not, not one bit. And she doesn't look like Lara.>>740927367Weird projection/cope
>>740933541Dreadful, bland and lifeless. Total psyop.
>>740930554She looks like a Brit before the anglo-saxon migrations. There are still plenty of Brits with that phenotype like Orlando Bloom.
>>740915253why do you think attractive men and women are at the center of most forms of media?
>>740931002The moment the guy started talking about the T-Rex, any remaining hype I had drained away just like that.
>>740922909I'm kinda surprised there never was a Hunger Games video game adaptation considering how popular battle royale style games were there for a while
>>740915253it's a necessary, but not sufficient condition
>>740928950>And in that regard, she still is a sexy character.lolololololol
>>740929753No argument was found in this>>740930335She was always white
>>740931819troons always default to this exact comment when forced to confront facts
>>740932057Except now isn't even Lara, unlike LAU
>>740934820LAU wasnt Lara either, she was an overly sentimental tourist who threw tantrums and never got over muh mummy and daddy. shes almost as bad as Survivor Lara. The only time in the whole LAU trilogy she channels the energy of the real Lara is the Japan level in Legend when the party breaks out into a gunfight. That was admittedly a really good scene and the way she spoke and seemed to get off on the idea of killing a man felt true to the character
>>740915475>this and the new GearsShillpost, overplayed your hand
>>740915167she's uglier than nu-larais /v/ retarded?
>she's uglier than nu-lara>posts porn model
>>740935312No, you are.
>>740935502literally uglier by every possible metricyou're either a shill or retarded
>>740935580This looks like the average woman you see in Zara during the weekend.>>740935502This looks like a model.
>>740935003She wasn't THE Lara, but still qualified as A Lara. Design is perfect (would be with a bit more tits), lore is botched etc etc...But reworking her adventures as Lara's adventures would be kid's play>shes almost as bad as Survivor LaraThat's so hyperbolic that I wouldn't even know what to say about its, so I'll just say nothing
>>740935502You post that as if that was supposed to be remarkable in any way kek>>740935580That's just a shitface with mop hair
Saaars pls redeem the peace option on this christian board
>>740925937LAU Lara had actual jiggle physics.
>>740938392LAU Lara had Lara-ness to begin with
Is this the beginning of remakes of remakes?
>>740939902It will definitely happen with the first Resident Evil at some point
>>740915167The game looks like modern LAU, which means that it will actually be fun, and the mods are going to be glorious. I’m optimistic. Dunno about the one after where Lara is old and working with a Burger King Kid’s Club racially-diverse crew though.This might be a one-and-done.
>>740941292I’m fine with it. I’ve loved RE since the very beginning, but one thing that I've always hated is that there’s no real sense of continuity between games, because it’s a bunch of different crews working independently of one another, and there was no larger plan. With the post-RE7 timeline, it feels like that is changing.Plus, it will give us another opportunity to give us a real canon ending where Chris, Jill, Barry, Rebecca, and Brad all escape together, and make Rebecca’s character between RE0 and RE1 more consistent. She should be like a less stuttery Grace, not Ripley at the end of Aliens.
>>740915230ALL tomb raider games are woke. Anti woke fags will be like. NO SHE HAS BIG BOOBIES AND WEARS SHORTS TR ISNT WOKE!
can't wait for this wokeshit to flop, same with Witcher 4.
>>740941892>NO SHE HAS BIG BOOBIES AND WEARS SHORTS TR ISNT WOKE!Exactly. Your indian, small tits Lara is woke garbage.
>>740928950reddit: the post
>>740931431DUBLINUBLIN
