>I really hate monkeys
>>740917017sorry your /vr/ thread didn't work out as well as you hoped.
>Take that, you thieving dark apes
>>740917017Falco was secretly gay, wasn't he?
Will they bring back the casual specism in the remake?
>>740917017>>740917481He doesn't say it any more.
>>740917507Nintendo should never let Americans touch their series for a good while.
>>740917507Sad if true. The insults give texture to the world. If they remove it it will feel like riding a Disney ride rather than fighting a war.
>>740917150>Hey Einstein, I'm on YOUR sideThe signs were there
>>740918750when do you think the line came from originally?the remake is way closer to the original japanese script, in most cases for the bland
>>740917507That's not even remotely the same vibe.Falco was barely even warning Fox in the original, instead just sarcastically suggesting that he seriously hoped Fox wasn't stupid enough to fall for it (while taunting the enemy at the same time) and now all of that has been thrown out and replaced with him offering a genuine warning TWICE IN ONE TRANSMISSION?Fucking christ, it's a disgrace that anybody is paying for this shit.
>>740920000>the remake is way closer to the original japanese scriptwho gives a fuck, this is literally>thing:|>thing: japan:OOOO
honestly out of all the things for a game to screw up, bland voice acting is among the most harmless
>>740920000>サルの言うことを信用するのかyou're full of shit
>>740920000Keep saying that while never providing evidence of what the original JP line actually was
>>740920543he did retard(((you))) cant read japanese.
>>740920543
>>740920000Wasting quads on fake news baka
>>740920057>Ask question>Get answer>DURRR ACTUALLY FUCK YOUZoom zoom.
>>740917507>>740920454>>740920634Does he still say it in JP for the remake?
>>740917507AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAjust come back and play the original.Sound, music, designs and VA suck in this game
>>740920765No. Even Japanese players of the demo version are very, very surprised and upset at the change.https://youtu.be/IzCu1U42hI0?t=1513Vidrel has the dude straight up wondering out loud if the 猿の言う事を信用するか line is gonna be in there, then being very surprised when it's completely different (picrel).
>>740917017Me too, Falco, me too.
>>740917507>>740920967Guess I won't buy a Switch 2.
>>740917017That's kinda racist, falco
>>740921091It's so bizarre because everything else is fine but the way the lines get ever so slightly changed on top of the new VAs having inconsistent quality and not attempting to emulate 64 makes it such an awkward experience.
i knew i was stupid to hope they'd just use the old audio but remastered and decompressed
https://streamable.com/fapor7
Who's getting the best head?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNUpPH_9j_YWestoid devs literally cannot help themselves. They flooded a beautiful outer space level with sickly green anti-soul gas.
>>740917507damn the visuals look so insane compared to the original. i have yet to see a legitimate screenshot until now and i don't know how to feel. obviously a fucking n64 games is gonna be drastically different, but i had no imagination on how they were gonna do it.
>>740920000the quads of a nigger
>>740922986It actually looks worse now
>>740923118i didn't wanna say it but yeah, i wish they kept the aesthetics simpler/cleaner, but it looks heavily uncanny with the characters, while the worlds look dense with fog and desaturated tones. i hope the music is at least as good.
>>740923474>i hope the music is at least as good.It isn't. From what i heard from the demo, almost everything was made worse
Then I wouldn’t come here if I were you
>"Sorry guys I'm nigger food if I don't back off!"How did Miyamoto get away with including this line?
>>740923474The worlds do not look desaturated. Havent you seen footage from other levels?
>>740923937no i only saw that screencap so i'm making very broad statements with little to no justification.
>>740917507Good, racism should never be tolerated.
>>740923971t. Monkey
>>740922669Better question is who gives it
>>740918750After their flirt with Hollywood they're about to do the total opposite, so be ready for more bastardized Nintendo franchises.
>>740925051Shouldn't this be a child friendly game?Why did they make her into a crack whore?
>>740922536Nintendo is racist themselves, it takes being racist to do such a change.
>>740917507Weird They literally fight against monkeys though
If you could add one 'FUCK/FUCKING' into the original SF64, where would you put it?
>>740925571DO A FUCKING BARREL ROLL!
>>740925571FUCK! DEPLOY IT NOW!
>>740925571>Don't ever fucking give up, my son.
>>740925571>NO! HIT THE FUCKING BRAKES
>>740925923MISS IONFUCK INGACC COMP LISHED
>>740925571>Sorry to jet but I'm in a fucking hurry!
>>740925571Beautiful! I could fuck you for that!
Bill!? Is that you!? I can't fucking believe it!
Actually does Bill say something at the end of Katina if all his fleet is dead?
>>740925571FUCK! FIRE! DON'T LET 'EM THROUGH!
>This is FUCKING horrible.
>>740925163Because they want modern audience since children aren't playing games anymore
Does the aiming feel off in the remake to anyone else? My last N64 run was 1522 which is supposed to be pretty good.I feel like in the Meteo demo I'm missing a lot of shit. Still getting the medal, but Meteo's medal is pretty easy either way.
>>740917481I do miss the racism/specism. It just felt like a natural part of Star Fox that was removed as to not "offend" people.Like they are literally monkeys, frogs, birds, so-on. I reminds me of the weird parasocial relationship people have with fictional characters.Like Falco, a bird, calling a monkey a... monkey. And yet real life people take offense to that? Like come on.At lease Peppy calls Pigma a two-timing swing in the prologue, so maybe there will be some we just have not seen yet.
I never expected them to ever match the original's game charm, the series never once did again, or any game for that matter. Lightning in a bottle. While it sucks, i feel getting any voice actors or voice directors to work in the original lines would just butcher them and ruin them.That said, i wish Falco was a bit more aggressive and Peppy had more of an old man voice in this. Falco acts like he's good buddies with everyone, when even this game makes it clear he joined somewhat recently.
>>740927259It's literally just because of the word "monkey".they don't want people using screenshots of those lines out of context, not understanding the irony of immediately associating the word monkey regardless of said context, with racism.Same reason Tomodachi Life on Switch doesn't allow for screenshots/videos recorded with the Switch itself, to be uploaded.What i don't get is that Star Fox 64 is on NSO so what is the point?
>>740927407I guess old games get a pass whereas new games are upheld to this new 'clean standard' or whatever.Tomodachi Life not allowing for screenshots or recordings is weird though. How come? Like what "offensive" stuff can you do in that game? I saw some faggot made a Charlie Kirk Mii or whatever, so is it just to prevent people from doing that or making Hitler? Or can you make the characters say "offensive" things somehow?
>>740926696The modern audience already saw a better designed fox in the galaxy movie.This game isn't even for them
>>740927576In the new Tomodachi, you can literally do or anything.I made one girl say nigger, you can draw tits and naked outfits, anything.The catch and trade off, is that any screenshot or video you record, cannot be uploaded online or to the NSO app thing, it's stuck on your switch. You can of course work around it with recording software, or even easier, just removing the SD card and putting it on your PC. But yeah.It's just a way to remove liability from Nintendo themselves, without a doubt, they did the same with this Star Fox game, given how shallow and fickle people are.I sometimes believe the problem isn't even that people are hard woke or anything, but people LOVE to have "GOTCHA" moments where they just wait for any possible moment or weakness or ammunition to shit over a person, and right now le epic racism, gender shit or even religion, are easy targets. Anyways i won't get off track.Game looks good and has some good gags like in the tutorial, but 50$ is still extremely overpriced
>>740927754Fair enough, thank you for explaining.>Game looks good and has some good gags like in the tutorial, but 50$ is still extremely overpricedI mean they charged $40 for a Metroid Prime *Remaster* and this remake looks to have much higher production value compared to that. I think $50 is fair.Hopefully they support the game post-launch with new multiplayer maps or the theory of extra missions in Challenge Mode comes true (Not holding my breath on that one though)
>>740927594That was for Zootopia fans
>>740920967>literal 'WOW, JAPANESE FANS ARE VOCAL' pastalmao
>>74092798450$ stings a bit because thats the same price of that new Splatoon game coming out.Also while i get what you mean, Prime 1 remaster looked amazing and at least with that one, you could easily pirate it.Can't do that with Switch 2...yet
Wouldn't these animals need animal sized helmets.
>>740925571I CAN'T FUCKING STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIT
Man, there's just no end to these guys.
Let's back up the squadron.
>>740929104OH MAN, I'M GONNA HAVE TO JACK OFF
>>740929104>>740929109>>740929167Where is the "fuck"?
>>740925571>Too bad you're dad's not here to see you get FUCKED!
>>740917507The voice acting is actually really flat and wooden and just terrible compared to the n64 version desu. The original has fantastic energetic top tier voice acting for the type of game it is. https://youtu.be/nir_XkosOD0
The sound design in general seems like a big downgrade in the remake
>>740920362Not to me. Voice acting is very important. For example botw was ruined by the extremely cringe anime incel weeb voice acting.
>Bill no longer has cool guy american accent>Falco no longer has New York voice
>>740925571https://youtu.be/ffH_sXecpCA?t=256
The comment on the voices, they have been fucked since Assault.Peppy in particular, how come they NEVER get a gruff but still friendly sounding old man to voice him like 64 again? It's always this sorta gay santa claus voice for him, it never works.I know Rick May is dead but is there no one else that can do it justice?
>>740917507HR got his ass.
Andross won't have his way with me, just like he did with the others. fuck.
>>740932356>JEEZ LOUISE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>740928208>yetGoing to potentially be a long, long while though.Like the Xbox One was finally hacked a few months ago after like twelve years.We got lucky with the Switch 1 base model having an exploit I believe via the Nvidia GPU.So far, nothing has been found with the Switch 2. Nintendo has it locked down hard.
>>740917507It's one thing to drop the word monkey (I'm not happy about it but it's not a major offense) but they dropped the ENTIRE LINE. "You gonna listen to that clown?" would have worked. Hope they didn't clean up Falco's attitude too much.
>>740917017We all do Falco.
Genuine question. Do you all believe Velan Studios, or whichever devs take on Star Fox next, will listen to criticism on the character designs and make some changes? Something like pic rel keeps what they were going for while making minor changes that make a big difference.
>>740925571>WHAT THE FUCK!?
>>740934535It's just bigger. I don't see the difference.I wish it looked more like OG Falco and less like a BotW bird person.
>impressive, Starfox. Now watch out for enemies in the FUCKING asteroid field
>>740917481Yeah. They call Pigma a Swine.
Why do they all look like diseased animals now?
>>740935137That was the old Peppy leaking through. The one before his therapy.
>>740923474>i hope the music is at least as good.Somehow a GameCube game from 20 years ago has SF64 music performed by a real orchestra and a game from 2026 doesn't
>>740935229Western Designers.
it's a war of monkeys against other animals slaughtering each other but if you point out their species das raycisthis era of offended people and having to fear offending anyone can go to hell. everything is manufactured sterilized and approved, nothing is cool anymore
>>740925571It'd only really fit on death lines or one of the bosses that was about to die like Macbeth
fox heLP HeLAP
>>740935384Worse, Western LGBT furries
>>740925571>"Can't let you do that, Star Fucks!"
>>740925571GEE I BEEN FUCKED BY FOX HOW SWELL.
>>740917017genocide those dirty apes out of my galaxy"i cant stop it!"https://youtu.be/AZeB21sTFdg?si=LLPq34VihDA4hEn7happy helghast ever after
What would you all want to see in a direct sequel?
>>740938756>Same structure as 64/SNES, but outside the Lylat system with new planets and cosmic dangers>Add the girls from 2 in>Orchestral music like Assault>Let you customize the Arwings lasers/weapons like R-Type, with different kinds you can equip
>>740925571I'll fuck you fast peppy ol' pal
>>740925571Pepper screaming "FUUUUUUUUCK" on the invoice screen if your score is really high.
>>740919914So Einstein exists (or existed) in the Star Fox universe?
>>740942906Nah, was just a translation thing.
>>740942906I mean, theres multiple worlds in the Lylat systema person being named Einstein is not impossible
>>740925571>I'll fuck it alone from here
>>740923971nigger
>>740926696The modern audience is a 38 year old straight white male.
>Escaping? I don't think fucking think so!>Hey! Leave me a fucking lone!
>>740925571COME ON, LITTLE MAN! FUCK ME!
>>740927407This makes me hate monkeys even more than I already do.
>>740917507Anyone else think the demo was just insultingly easy compared to the original? Even the 3DS version wasn't fucked on difficulty. VA work sucks in both.
>>740925571slippy already screams FUUUUUUUUCK and THESE GUYS ARE KEKS
>>740917507>you can't even be racist towards animals anymore
>>740925571>If I go down I'm fucking taking you with me!
>>740945481Level itself seemed comparable to the original, but the boss's 2nd phase attacks have a way smaller hitbox than the original lightning attack appears to have had, and the 3rd phase attacks do not track you as well - if you just stay center screen it will never hit you in the remake, whereas you always had to move to dodge it in the original.
>>740945724The butterfly fighters died in like 3hits and enemies in general + the boss just melted. Even the warp to sector X was nerfed. Kind of worried about the redline route except for aquas because anything there is an improvement.
>>740925571>Your father fucked me like that too!
>>740945481Some things are easier, some things are harder.In the Recomp, I can easily take out the spinning spider web ships during the second meteor tunnel before they even reach it, and take out most of the butterflies in the galaga segment of the warp. However, in the demo, I can maybe hit 1 or 2 or the webships, and I'd be lucky to hit a fourth of the butterflies in the galaga segment.But as others said, the bee bots are a lot easier to kill.In Katina on the original, it was rather easy to take out large swaths of enemies with just the cannons. In the demo's training mode, I feel like more of my shots are missing.I feel like the laser hitboxes are a lot smaller but the bee hitboxes are a lot bigger. Also the Arwing doesn't get slowed down from the warp gates like it does in 64.
>>740917017Do you think 64 Falco would be involved in that monkey torture group?
