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 No.740926093 Archived
A fucking cube? Really?
Why?
When will triple-a gaming be free from the curse of josh whedon?
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Anonymous
 No.740926167
 No.740926167
I liked Buffy
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Anonymous
 No.740926230
 No.740926230
>>740926093
>ugly westoid face
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Anonymous
 No.740926249
 No.740926249
>>740926167
So did i but josh whedon going to work for marvel has literally ruined the writing of 70% of modern media.
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Anonymous
 No.740926259
 No.740926259
>>740926093
>josh
it's joss chud
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Anonymous
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 No.740926283
LOOK KRATOS I TURNED MYSELF INTO A CUBE
IM CUBE OF WAR
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Anonymous
 No.740926294
 No.740926294
>>740926249
The tip is to not buy them, or just skip cutscenes if the writing is annoying
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Anonymous
 No.740926334
 No.740926334
>>740926093
So when this inevitably flops hard, is Sony gonna do a mass firing of employees? Fire the entire development team responsible? Or shut down the studio itself?
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Anonymous
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 No.740926337
>>740926093
fyi she's a giant so should be ageless and appear to be in her twenties
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Anonymous
 No.740926351
 No.740926351
Cube of war
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Anonymous
 No.740926443
 No.740926443
>>740926334
studio closed but no one fired, just folded into other studios.
Leads will fail up to cost sony more money on new failed projects.
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Anonymous
 No.740926462
 No.740926462
>>740926093
They think you stupid and buy their shit anyway. "Stfu and eat our cube with redheadgranny as a GOD of WAR"

And yah we all know you will buyi it anyway.
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Anonymous
 No.740926545
 No.740926545
>Phranque
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Anonymous
 No.740926549
 No.740926549
>>740926334
It'll flop but sony will just eat the loss.
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Anonymous
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>>740926462
you will regret your words and actions
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Anonymous
 No.740927616
 No.740927616
>it's hip to be square starts playing
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Anonymous
 No.740927897
 No.740927897
>>740927616
Cubes arent squares
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Anonymous
 No.740928003
 No.740928003
>>740927897
Okay
>woman is the nigger of the world starts playing
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Anonymous
 No.740928062
 No.740928062
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Genuinely what were they thinking with this shit?
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Anonymous
 No.740928169
 No.740928169
the cube is unironically better than woman main character
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Anonymous
 No.740928231
 No.740928231
>incel virgin retards are afraid of cubes now
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Anonymous
 No.740928459
 No.740928459
>>740927897
cubes are square
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Anonymous
 No.740928545
 No.740928545
>>740928459
But squares arent cubes
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Anonymous
 No.740928917
 No.740928917
>>740926167
Eh. It lost the spark after they left the school, arguably before.
Angel was quality, though.
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Anonymous
 No.740929662
 No.740929662
Is that a washing machine?
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Anonymous
 No.740930405
 No.740930405
>>740928062
culmination of a toxic positivity feedback loop.
Retards in the AAA forget that being "toxic"(read: stating your unbiased opinion) serves a productive purpose in filtering out dumb ideas
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Anonymous
 No.740930435
 No.740930435
>>740929662
Sure is, and it looks like it's accompanied by some kind of cube.
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Anonymous
 No.740930493
 No.740930493
I only just noticed God of War at the top of the poster. lol I thought it was some random new game, why is God of War so small and bright colored?
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Anonymous
 No.740930570
 No.740930570
>>740930493
Because their dream is to get rid of the "God (Man) Of War" title and replace it with Laufey (Or whatever new hag of the week they invent)
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Anonymous
 No.740930642
 No.740930642
>>740926093
>Monkey D. Laufey
wait? God of War x One Piece collab?
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Anonymous
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 No.740930646
>>740930435
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Anonymous
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>>740926093
Is that the cube from Hag of War: Laundry?
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Anonymous
 No.740931005
 No.740931005
>>740926334
Dude it's a sony exclusive. Snoids eats them like crazy. How many sony exclusives have flopped in the past 10 years?
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Anonymous
 No.740931192
 No.740931192
>>740926808
>cool mechanics like constantly giving you hints on how to solve the puzzle you didn't even notice yet
i kneel
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Anonymous
 No.740931621
 No.740931621
they should have made the game in the style of the greek games
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Anonymous
 No.740931685
 No.740931685
>>740931621
>Make a game with actual gameplay
The newfags that like onions of war now would hate it.
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Anonymous
 No.740931736
 No.740931736
>>740931621
This but with only the cube
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Anonymous
 No.740931902
 No.740931902
>>740931621
Then they'd be compared to actual writers and have a meltie.
They need a non-serious setting where they can have their CW melodramedy
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Anonymous
 No.740931921
 No.740931921
>>740926093
It's downright insane how far this is removed from what God of War used to be. Everything about this game seems intentional to unironically "own the chuds".
This game is going to flop so hard, it's so obvious.
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Anonymous
 No.740932060
 No.740932060
>>740926093
>ceo calls ps5 a box without content
>they make a cube character
kek
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Anonymous
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 No.740932095
>>740926093
>female protag
snoytrannies deserve it
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Anonymous
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 No.740932141
>>740926093
>Why?
>Chatgpt list ideas for unused non human companions
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Anonymous
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>>740926093
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Anonymous
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 No.740932454
i'm too demoralized to believe this will flop it's either going to be a massive success and become a normalfag staple like the previous god of war or it'll be quietly swept under the rug and dragged out a few times a year to bang the girlboss drum and they'll ignore the sales numbers or just staple it to every console
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Anonymous
 No.740932573
 No.740932573
Forget the cube. Do people even enjoy the nuGod of War?
Everywhere it's always the same washed up Kratos' monologues about 'muh must be better men' but I hear nothing about the actual gameplay
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Anonymous
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 No.740933276
Explain to me why you won't buy Laufey's game - you're going to make the developers sad, Anon!
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Anonymous
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 No.740933395
>>740933276
sold my ps5 for a xbox rog ally...
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Anonymous
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 No.740935697
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
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Anonymous
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 No.740935765
>>740926334
Fire all the white dudes and hire more brown trannies
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Anonymous
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 No.740937723
>>740926334
>god of war
>flop
normies are going to eat it up for another billion dollars
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Anonymous
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>>740926093
A cube called 'Phranq' no less. I hate everything about it completely.
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