How would you make a Red Sonja video game?
>>740935276stellar blade but olde
>>740935276It would definitely need game over mechanics.
>>740935276Just take a Conan game, but add a Red Sonja skin.
>>740935276Rape on defeat
Just make a Conan game and make Red Sonja be the female character option. It's that easy they're both head-choppin' bikini-wearin' thief-barbarians.unless you want to make a proto-Red Sonja game which would've been about piracy on the high seas. No joke, he originally conceived the character as a pirate captain chick. now there's a game to be made.
>>740936121>pirate-captain chickThat was Belit, not Sonja
>>740936121>unless you want to make a proto-Red Sonja game which would've been about piracy on the high seas. No joke, he originally conceived the character as a pirate captain chick. now there's a game to be made.That was two other Conan chicks actually, Valeria and Belit (Howard clearly had a thing pirate women). Red Sonja was imagined for Savage Sword of Conan comics as a girl who got a second change from a goddess on condition that she never has sex with a man she can defeat in direct combat after a mercenary band destroyed her family' farm, raped her and left her for dead. And Howard's original Red Sonya from story Shadow of a Vulture was different character altogether, she was a Slavic warrior woman who fights Turks in the 16the century Balkans and Eastern Europe.
>>740936121Why would anybody but AGP fags and troons ever pick the woman in that case?Just make a good Conan adventure game where those wenches make their intended appearance.Red Sonja is also a boring, good for nothing mary sue character. Belit is where the real deal is.
>>740935276>>740935584why would she feel compelled to buy that Bikini?It protects nothing
>>740935276Make her 40 years old with haglines and a-cups
>>740935276Reskin of the witcher 3 with a more classic sword and sorcery aesthetic.
>>740936583>implying she's gonna get hit
Add Thulsa Doom
>>740936583That is the basic female adventurer fashion in Hyboria.
>>740936583>asking why a woman would wear something revealing over something practicalNot beating those incel accusations I see
>>740935276make her rapeable in game
>>740935276Test
>>740937128Nowhere in the stories she's described as wearing anything like that. My memory is a bit hazy but I recall she was described as wearing some basic leather armor and a breastplate.This plate bikini nonsense comes from those 60s+ era comics. Just like all Conan-derived media, it's rather detached from the source.The source material does have plenty of scantily-dresses wenches but no retarded shit like fighters in bikinis. Even the only male fighter who gets away with it is Conan because he's basically superhuman and even then he does wear armor pretty often.
>>740935276Like GoW Laufey
>>740936583sexiness is kind of OP on DEX builds
>>740935276Okay so everyone knows dating sims are popular and pretty formulaic. So just copy the formula, but add in a regular game. Sonja implies action adventure so we hate Banham here and supposedly are tired of rollslop. That leaves MediEvil style bash -em explore and exploit action adventure. Cool. Invoke the SNES Young Arthur formula. Make puzzles and item fetches hard and particularly critical so it becomes a latter day Indiana Jones style immersive sim lite. Build in a vermitide style raw action system and lean into the sexy dating sims features.Easy
>>740936121That's just Golden Axe
>>740937976Red Sonja is indeed a different character than Howard's Sonya who was described wearing clothes in the one story she appeared in. The Red Sonja that people think of when they hear the name was created for the comics which are the original work for her. She didn't always wear the bikini armor, but it stuck after an early cover depicting it was really popular.If you think Shadow of the Vulture should actually be considered the source material for Red Sonja then you aren't being even remotely reasonable. It inspired her creation, nothing more.
>>740935276Debra Willson as Red Sonja
>>740937090Me in the left
>>740937078Kill him with anti-ntr club
>>740938449Beast Rider was okay games if was Wii exclusive
>>740935276Feminists and trannies would SHIT and PISS themselves over a Red Sonja game
>>740939149How the new movie?https://link.tubi.tv/Vk6tD0S4i2b
>>740939567would niggers and jews kneel concede cope and seethe?
>>740936795>slavslop
>>740939567>feministsThey actually kept her hot and scantily-clad through Gail Simone's Red Sonja run.Simone just made her into a bisexual.
>>740939595>https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt0800175/>Worldwide>$271,461Not good
>>740938254I don't want incelslop in my kino adventure game though.
>>740935276A spin-off game of One Piece featuring Pink Sonya.
>>740939567Red Sonja could be hot and this board would still have dozens of threads daily bitching about the game, probably about the idea of a woman warrior. Unless the studio was asian, of course. Then it would be fine.
>>740939826>bisexualSame way roastie want Bayo to become lesbian.
>>740940217>modern day setting
>>740939973Pathetic. Saint Seiya live action made more than that.
>>740940512Hey, could work with MJ from Amazing Spiderman
>>740940605Hyborian evil wizard and warrior woman after spending literally just like 15 minutes in New York City.
>>740940734If only insomniac MJ mas this hot bombshell...
>video game rights to red sonja are currently held by a shovelware dev who has done nothing with themthis world is gay
>>740940345kys troon
>>740935276bush
>>740941105>>740936795>Warner Bros. Entertainment retains the patent rights for the nemesis system until 2036>do nothing>Claymore manga hasn't received video game or sisterhood-like treatment, but it did get a live-action show.Truly gay world...
>>740935276You play a a human male who is in a relationship with Red Sonja. She helps you fight and also you get to make decisions that change where the story goes and how it turns out, and also determines which sex scenes you get with her.
>>740941427What dumbass?
Badly, I aint pro.
>>740935276>literally (You) gets reincarnated as her symbiotic living body armor>battle hordes of savages, apemen, and evil sorcerers>prtoct her from swword blows and dick blows>marry her
>>740935276Well first of all we are going to reimagine her as Debra Wilson. Less sexist clothing and all bad guys are men of no color.
>>740941427>le troon if I keep mentioning them before /pol/tourist scrambled my brain
>>740935276Zoomies don't like her
>>740935276How about a new Dark Sun game? Maybe in the same vein as Shattered Lands?
>>740942324Like with most long standing popular culture things, almost nobody under 30 gives a fuck about sword sorcery.
>>740935276ummm give her a fat ass to stare at the whole game
I liked her outfit in the 90s live-action Conan show
>>740943310Same. I want to give her a tongue bath.
>>740942771That setting, just like REH's stuff is too based for modern audiences.
>>740935276She has to level up by fucking tons of hot bitches
>>740943532do they actually fuck?
>>740943532I fucking hate it how Howard's work was cannibalized and regurgitated into gay shit. Funny how they decided to have their way with Red Sonja too who's basically a proto feminist and man hating strong womynx in the stories.
>>740943598Yeah
Juat made a prince of persia esque game set in a fantasy world and call it a day.Licensed games used to be so easy but everyone gets so in their head about it now, it doesn't need to be like this
what's her body count?
>>740943598>>740943759No. It feminists force fanfic.
>>740943532She has to level up by raping* tons of hot bitches
>>740935276I hate to say but this is one instance of a game probably needing to utilize parrying. Also needs to be quite brutal with lots of blood and decapitations.
>>740943949But she's supposed to be a good guy.
>>740936583Maybe it provides magical protection. Use your imagination.
>>740935276If the tits are smaller than C it's a non starter.
>>740940217Collage leaves out the fun part where she looks through the guy's bathroom at all his colognes and beauty products and calls him a faggot.
>>740943850In original Savage Sword of Conan canon it was one, the mercenary captain who raped her and left her for death when she was a teenager. She literally cannot have sex with other men or she loses her powers, unless that man is a stronger warrior than goddess-empowered Sonja is. In modern Red Sonja comics that isn't a thing anymore and she fucks both men and women.
>>740944241this just tells us that there were gooners in the sixties too
Just play Blade of Darkness as an Amazon.
>>740935276The occasional poppingViolentComfy
>>740944241>completely butcher the original character and turn her into a generic whoreWhy?
>>7409438501000 men, 1000 women
>>740944338Frank Thorne was based beyond belief.
>>740944384Play Blade of Vengeance spiritual reboot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNkaCYd6YOs
>>740944460We started letting women write women
>>740944537budget:>5$>chatgpt>1 braincell
>>740944680Why does she rape them? Is she retarded?
>>740944773doesn't*
>>740935276Sonja herself-massive mane of tussled and loose bright red hair, BLUE eyes, not green -tall-massively muscular and shredded with man-crusher thighs and notably large biceps-huge breasts-hourglass figure-pretty face, not "beautiful", PRETTY-dragonscale bikini OR swashbuckling pirate costume + other variations selectable, cosmetic onlyHer attitude-serious-confident-fun hyborian age turns of phrase -jokes about killing people, then kills them-heavy drinkerher arsenal-variety of great swords, axes, daggers, bow and arrow. -shield de-emphasized, she rarely uses themgameplay-fast and fun-Sonja has a lot of poise, fuck realism-just hackin' and slashin' and amputating and decapitating mother fuckers left and right-but deep enough combat to make rival and boss battles fun
>>740944680>>740944669Play her game now, chudettehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bQFq2QQb_o
>>740944939>>740941502Will the gameplay revolves around nemesis system?
>>740944939So the complete opposite of what she's supposed to be? At that point just make OC.
this isn't anime/manga
Isn't this just God of War with a woman?
>>740943532>>740943759>That Wikihow-tier tracing
>>740945137Which has never been made. Golden Axe Beast Rider is the closest thing.
>>740935276rape minigame in the prologue
>>740945131good
>>740945131I am interested in a Witchblade video game adaptation, based on either the anime or the manga.
>>740945040All those points are completely in line with Sonja's character. Have you never even read her comics?
>>740945393I don't care about that fanfic shit, I read the original work.
>>740945213What about Bayonetta, WET, and Darksiders 3?
>>740937976Howard has nothing to do with Red Sonja the modern character. The current Red Sonja comics don't even feature Conan at all because he's not in the public domain in the US until 2028. >>740945040I don't think you understand what Red Sonja is supposed to be. What do you *think* Red Sonja is supposed to be?
>>740945707>2028 Rastan arcade remake including ConanVGH....!
>>740945569The comics are the original work. You are an idiot if you think the Howard version of Red Sonya (with a Y, because it's literally a completely different character who isn't even in any of the Conan stories) is the "original work".
>>740945569This thread isn't about Red Sonya of Rogatina you retarded fucking hipster faggot. Tired of you retards popping up into every Red Sonja thread pretending like you give a shit about a short story from 100 years ago when you can't even grasp that they're not the same character and were never intended to be. The name is an homage.
>>740945569Based original enjoyer:
>>740943310Costume is too generic, even taking away the low budget "glamour model wearing a halloween costume" vibe. Sonja's armor and accessories are that of a world-traveled adventurer who has accumulated various bits and pieces of prized loot.
>>740935276I like it when she cuts people's heads off. Put that in the game.
>>740946279Lara have hulk blood?
>>740943532>>740943759Garbage art.
>>740946750I'm with Mayday. When's her spider girl spin-off?
>>740946905Never. Marvel hates her and all spider-men spinoffs have to be about black spider man
>>740947068>all spider-men spinoffs have to be about forced black swaggerGrim
>>740936580>Why would anybody but AGP fags and troons eve-I'm starting to believe trannies are less mentally ill than faggots like you. It's a video game.
>>740935276Too bad, Lady Death get video games release.
>>740935276>How would you make a Red Sonja video game?Sekiro gameplay but you don't die in 2 hits
>>740948263>2 hitYou have to level up before facing the boss
>>740935535Oh shit, youre right
ARENA an Age of Barbarians is the closest we will get to a Red Sonja game. https://youtu.be/0bQFq2QQb_o
>>740948170Playing as women means you want to be a woman. It's the first stage of trooning out.
why is this bulgarian spamming his cringe aislop game?
>>740949059It's been decades since I played super metroid for the first time, when is it going to hit? Do I need to join your grooming discord group first?
>>740949238Last time I checked Metroid games don't let you play as a male and all you see is a power suit instead of a prostitute in a bikini.Get better material, troonie.
>>740935276Rune but replace Ragnar with Red Sonja. Make 50 billion dollars.
>>740949398>>740949059Damn you must hate games like perfect dark or bayonetta.
>>740949615Neither of those let you play as a male either.Try again.
>>740949398How are others trannies when you keep repeating that bullshit? You are spouting the exact same propaganda the egg cracking groomers are.
>>740949398A very feminine Power Suit that gets taken off to show the woman inside in nearly every game.
>game lets you play as a burly man (the canon protagonist) or a scantily clad harlot (ridiculous)>dude bro i need to see ass and tits or i can't play because i'm such a manly man>totally not self inserting as the free use whore
>>740949694I don't think you understand how it works, LARPer. Playing as a woman in any way means you want to be a woman. Playing a game with only women is especially troon-coded.
>>740949398>>740949752>During a post-development interview in the Japanese Nintendo Official Guide Book for Super Metroid, when asked if there were any secrets about Samus that only he knew, Matsuoka claimed that Samus was actually a "newhalf", The Metroid Database, in their unofficial translation of the interview, used the English word "shemale", which is roughly the English equivalent to Japanese term.>A later interview with Yoshio Sakamoto would joke about the same quote from said interview, saying that a Metroid game was as likely to come to PlayStation 2 as Samus was to be transgender. Despite this, the claim led to much debate regarding its legitimacy, considering that while Matsuoka was a member of the Metroid development team, the level of involvement which he had in Samus's original character design (if any) is uncertain.Anon, I...
>>740949998
Why even argue with coomers? They will engage in mental gymnastics or pretend it's about a culture war and dumb shit like that when ultimate it's exclusively around how their pee pee feels.
>>740948825>>740944941Nice.
>>740950148Brianna wu? Is that you? Can't believe actual trannies are still posting here
>>740949097>>740949059It's schizoid>>>/vr/12624150
>>740950465Relax, I not Brianna Nu
>>740944460It's empowering!!!
>>740944591Which ain't good.
>>740948786It Bayo and Nier (right) clone
>>740943532I love filthy unwashed hairy women having sex!
>>740944939>BLUE eyes, not greenkys
>>740951972The fact Nintendo blue eye are lazy
>>740940734which comic?
What's a good comic run to start with for sonja? I've only read the licensed novels by david c smith
>>740952368Where to even read western comics now as readcomicsonline is gone?
>>7409521921979 issue u
>>740954450Your local comic store, digital app or package online
>>740954621
>>740954450Readcomicsonline is gone??????
>>740954450Batcave biz is pretty good
>>740935276Tits, violence, sex, and good ol' hack and slash.
>>740939362Nice dick.
>>740943532Imagine the smell...
>>740954892check yourself but its gone and nobody know why
>>740954450>>740954892>>740956016It's not gone. They changed the address.
>>740956325Can't find anything about that.
>>740954714I have feeling with Mangadex
Can I create her accurately in Conan Exiles?
>>740956325Kino...vgh
>>740956325Can you share the address then?
>>740956325>>740957804I wish I had the patience to paint figures like this. So many quality models and files for 3d printing these days the opportunities are wasted on me.
>>740957892rcostation (dot) xyz
Horse
>>740959691You just know.
>>740959691Centaur
>>740959460>rcostation (dot) xyz
>>740935276>How would you make a Red Sonja video game?This would be the average POV of the game but with the bikini!
>>7409352763d beat-em-up make her a proto grappler kino + cinema guranteed make sure its capcom that makes the game so the animations are good
>>740946481this was more fun than expected but the late game is a slog
>>740960409>pov le boobaNot kind of game
>>740946481I asked creators added futanari elves
>>740936583why do women wear any clothes at all then?checkmate
>>740945291>>740944957Lady Death anime was fine despite development hell
sex
